--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4E00004 Date: 04/10/98 From: GREGORY PROCTER Time: 09:14am \/To: BILL JACKSON (Read 0 times) Subj: Re: Funny Signs (HUMOR) -=> Quoting Bill Jackson to All <=- BJ> :-) Time for another refill of "Laughter Is The Best Medicine" -- BJ> HAND! Have A Nice Day! BJ> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ BJ> ~~ BJ> To subscribe to HAND list, send email TO: majordomo@bapp.com BJ> in body of MESSAGE type: subscribe HAND BJ> To unsubscribe to HAND list, send email TO: majordomo@bapp.com BJ> in body of MESSAGE type: unsubscribe HAND BJ> Comments, send to Cheryl Rogers - smiles@bapp.com BJ> We hope you enjoy this list! Hello Bill, What is "HAND list"? Greg.P. ... E-mail: procter@ihug.co.nz ~~~ ReneWave v2.00+ --- xMail 1.00 * Origin: Murphy's BBS 64 3 3519020 Christchurch N.Z. (3:770/245) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00000 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:33am \/To: BILL JACKSON (Read 0 times) Subj: access-a-ride Hi bill, I've not read through my new messages yet, so maybe you'll know about this already, but it seems that I'm now set up to be able to use access-a-ride here in Denver. I'll be taking my first trip on the 23rd, so you might ask me then how it goes. * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00001 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:37am \/To: WALLY BROWN (Read 0 times) Subj: *SNOW*? 4-LETTER WORD! HI Wally WB> I think she needs to have her sight checked because I have WB> been posting here on almost a daily basis and even sending her WB> messages on the internet so I guess I am going to have to have WB> *words* with her after all! Grins! Hey wally, just how are you going to have words with her when she says that she's not seeing you? this is one thing I gotta know about. blessings, * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00002 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:39am \/To: BILL JACKSON (Read 0 times) Subj: back to clouds again HI Bill BK> Yes, things are definitely back on track again. I've had some BK> more depression problems, but if this nice weather like we had BK> today keeps up, I don't think that'll be much of a problem BK> either. BJ> Well, if that's the case, you should be in much brighter BJ> spirits by now! Not exactly, we've been having clouds upon clouds for the past few days. tomorrow, however, is supposed to be so much better, at least so the weather guy seems to be saying. BK> I got a new toy that I'll talk about in another message, so be BK> sure to look for it. BJ> Oh? I'll take a look for it. Ok, so did you find it? If not, ask me about my new talking clock next time. * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00003 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:46am \/To: BILL JACKSON (Read 0 times) Subj: COMPUTER JOKE HI Bill BK> "Now that's not a problem," says Sam, "I've been all alone for BK> six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what BK> should I wear?" Lars stops in the door again and says, BK> "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us." BJ> Oh, geeez!! ROTFL!! BJ> So, Bill...did you go? Are you kidding? Heck no. I prefer . . .well, maybe I ought not to get in to that here. :) * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00004 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:49am \/To: WANDA GUIN (Read 0 times) Subj: HOW'S YOUR WEATHER OVer ? HI Wanda WG> Bill, BK> sure you're enjoying it. If this isn't spring, I'll eat my BK> hat. :) WG> I can't wait for someone in Australia to tell you it's Autumn. WG> Chomp chomp! snicker In that case, i'll simply tell him I'm not wearing a hat just now. and then I'll tell him that he must be crazy, we just had autumn 6 months ago, do I have to go through it again so quickly? * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00005 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:51am \/To: BILL JACKSON (Read 0 times) Subj: HOW'S YOUR WEATHER?? HI Bill BK> so, how's your weather over there? If it's anything like BK> ours, I'm sure you're enjoying it. If this isn't spring, I'll BK> eat my hat. :) BJ> As I mentioned earlier, it's pretty nice, other than rain off BJ> and on today. But you know how the weather can get tricky BJ> this time of year, so if I were you, I'd be wearing a hat made BJ> out of pita bread, just in case! wise advice, thanks. Straw never really tasted good as far as I'm concerned, and cloth is right in the same league. :) Oh, I realyze that this might be a tad early, but I'll ask just in case I don't get to ask later, but how was your easter? I hopw you enjoyed it. * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00006 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:54am \/To: ALL (Read 0 times) Subj: shortest books--humor The World's Shortest Books... 25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by OJ Simpson 24. "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres 23. "The Book of Virtues" by Bill Clinton 22. The Difference between Reality and Dilbert 21. Human Rights Advances in China 20. "Things I Wouldn't Do for Money" by Dennis Rodman 19. Al Gore: The Wild Years 18. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean 17. America's Most Popular Lawyers 16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors 15. Detroit - A Travel Guide 14. Different Ways to Spell "Bob" 13. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches 12. Easy UNIX 11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance 10. Everything Men Know About Women 9. Everything Women Know About Men 8. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion 7. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names 6. "How to Sustain a Musical Career" by Art Garfunkel 5. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette 4. One Hundred and One Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA 3. Staple Your Way to Success 2. The Amish Phone Directory And the #1 World's Shortest Book: 1. French Hospitality * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00007 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:55am \/To: WALLY BROWN (Read 0 times) Subj: what was that you said? HI Wally WB> I just had an interesting file sent to me and thought some of WB> you might enjoy it, so here ye be! ah, I caught ya. You just last week said that you don't have any time for files, and what did you do but send a file up here. Hmmm. Now, let's see you get out of that one. blessings anyway. P.S. I hope you have a good easter. * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 143 DISABLED Ref: F4F00008 Date: 04/10/98 From: BILL KOPPELMANN Time: 01:58am \/To: CAROLYN KERBY (Read 0 times) Subj: please reply HI Carolyn CK> Hi folks, just a short note to let those of you know who have CK> been keeping in touch by email that I am temporarily without a CK> provider as we signed off from one before signing on with CK> another. Hmmm sounds like fun, I didn't check the date on this, but have taken you off my list until you send me email, so please do so, ok? thanks for your prompt reply. * * * * * * * * | BILL K. * | BILLSCOT * | @DIAC.COM * * * * * * * * * --- FLAME v1.1 * Origin: The King's Market BBS (1:104/115)