--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF200001 Date: 10/31/96 From: ALBERT NANOMIUS Time: 12:6:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: FW: November Earth Changes Newsletter (60:16:38010/31/96 Reply-to: 74471.2703@compuserve.com From: "Albert Nanomius" Newsgroups: lt.prophecies.nostradamus,talk.religion.newage,alt.future.millenn ium,alt.paranormal.channeling Organization: NETCOM On-line Communication Services (408 261-4700 guest) Original Date: Mon, 21 Oct 1996 20:30:51 GMT forwarded by A.N. ===cut=here=== HUMOR--THE CREATION SOURCE: MacWay Digest--As posted on 9/25/96 by Cathy Steffen, Intrnet:Cathy_Steffen@fctucker.com * THE CREATION In the beginning there was the Computer. And God said C:\>LET THERE BE LIGHT! Enter user-id. C:\>GOD Enter password. C:\>OMNISCIENT Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>OMNIPOTENT Password incorrect. Try again. C:\>TECHNOCRAT And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. C:\>LET THERE BE LIGHT! Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:\>CREATE LIGHT Done C:\>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. C:\>LET THERE BE FIRMAMENT IN THE MIDST OF WATER AND LIGHT Unrecognizable command. Try again. C:\>CREATE FIRMAMENT Done. C:\>RUN FIRMAMENT And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. C:\>LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR AND Too many characters in specification string. Try again. C:\>CREATE DRY_LAND Done. C:\>RUN FIRMAMENT And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. C:\>CREATE LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT TO DIVIDE THE DAY FROM THE NIGHT Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>CREATE SUN_MOON_STARS Done C:\>RUN SUN_MOON_STARS And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. C:\>CREATE FISH Done C:\>CREATE FOWL Done C:\>RUN FISH, FOWL And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors. And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6. C:\>CREATE CATTLE Done C:\>CREATE CREEPY_THINGS Done C:\>NOW LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR IMAGE Unspecified type. Try again. C:\>CREATE MAN Done C:\>BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND OVER THE FOWL OF THE AIR AND OVER EVERY LIVING THING THAT CREEPETH UPON THE EARTH Too many command operands. Try again. C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 6 errors. C:\>INSERT BREATH Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 5 errors. C:\>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN OF EDEN File Garden of Eden does not exist. C:\>CREATE GARDEN.EDN Done C:\>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN.EDN Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 4 errors. C:\>COPY WOMAN FROM MAN Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION Execution terminated. 2 errors. C:\>CREATE DESIRE Done C:\>RUN MULTIPLICATION And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:\>CREATE FREEWILL Done C:\>RUN FREEWILL And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:\>UNDO DESIRE Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. C:\>DESTROY FREEWILL Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>HELP Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>CREATE TREE_OF_KNOWLEDGE And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. C:\>CREATE GOOD, EVIL Done C:\>ACTIVATE EVIL And God saw he had created shame. Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors. C:\>SCAN GARDEN.EDN FOR MAN, WOMAN Search failed. C:\>DELETE SHAME Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. C:\>DESTROY FREEWILL Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. C:\>STOP Unrecognizable command. Try again C:\>BREAK C:\>BREAK C:\>BREAK ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. C:\>CREATE NEW WORLD You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. C:\>DESTROY EARTH Destroy earth: Please confirm. C:\>DESTROY EARTH CONFIRMED COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. 12:00:01 AM, Sunday, March 8 God created Macintosh ************************************************************************** *** END OF FILE -- ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~ /\. |\| /\ |\| () |\/| | |/ _/~ nanomius@netcom.com A l b e r t N a n o m i u s http://www.newciv.org/~albert/ --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF200002 Date: 10/31/96 From: JOHN & MELINDA SHERIDAN Time: 12:6:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: PSYCHIC READING Reply-to: jsherida@netcom.ca From: "John & Melinda Sheridan" Newsgroups: a.personals,ca.general,rec.arts.mystery,rec.arts.bodyart,rec.pets cats,rec.arts.anime.marketplace,alt.tarot,alt.divination,alt.disc rdia,alt.alien,alt.pagan.magick,alt.life.afterlife,alt.paranormal Organization: Netcom Canada Original Date: Wed, 30 Oct 1996 23:14:05 -0800 MEDIUM wrote: > > If you are interested in a genuine psychic reading please follow the > link bellow: > > http://www.whitelight.com.au/psycom.html What am I thinking now? -Melinda, first word begins with a "D", second with a "T", third with an "S". --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF200003 Date: 10/31/96 From: SAM KAYANI Time: 5:19:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: We`re all telepaths From: "Sam Kayani" Newsgroups: lt.paranet.paranormal,alt.paranet.psi,alt.paranet.science,alt.par anet.skeptic,alt.paranormal,alt.paranormal.channeling Organization: Oxford University Original Date: Thu, 31 Oct 1996 13:12:16 +0000 > > > Sorry if the story bored you, but it made me realise that we all have > > > some kind of telepathic ability, it`s just that in some of us we have to > > > be desperate before it can happen. > > > > > > Steve H. > > > > Although your story seems very hard to believe, and many skeptics would > > simply laugh at it, I would just like to add that this is relatively an > > extremely common phenomenon. Many mothers are reported to see and feel the > > circumstances of their son's death in battle at the precise moment, even > > though their sons may be miles away at the time. This fits in with the > > 'desparate' theory with you mention. > > > > Sam. > > > What's so hard to beleive? I do it...we all can do it..just some of us > can't beleive we can do it. Not really for a normal fair minded person. It would, however, seem hard to believe for a it's-not-in-the-textbook-therefore-it's-not-science "skeptics". Sam. --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF200004 Date: 10/31/96 From: FYI@PSINET.COM Time: 7:03:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: !OPEN WIDE: http://www.nwnt.com/slit From: fyi@psinet.com Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling Organization: PSINet Original Date: Thu, 31 Oct 1996 09:48:43 GMT WE'RE HERE! SLIT Magazine has made it to the Internet! Join us and you will find instant access to explicit audio pictures, and more. It is easy. CHECK OUT: http://www.nwnt.com/slit --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF200005 Date: 10/31/96 From: WILLIAM DRUMMOND Time: 7:03:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Celtic Readings From: "William Drummond" Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling Organization: Celtic Reader Original Date: 27 Oct 1996 20:26:11 GMT Hello, my name is William Drummond I am a Celtic Oracle Reader and have started to do reading by mail. My readings can be very reveiling about you and the world around you. Readings can be simple or indepth, it is your choice. All I ask is that you give me a chance. If you would like more information, please contact me. My prices are very reasonable, but I can not guarantee that they will stay as low as they are. At present, I am charging $6 dollars for a simple reading and $18 dollars for an in-depth reading. If you would like one of my readings, please contact me at: William Drummond 411 N 4th Street Chipley, FL 32428 If you have questions about what I do, then contact me at ronan@digitalexp.com Thank you for your time, and my the Goddess protect and bless thee... --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF200006 Date: 10/31/96 From: JOHN PAYNE Time: 12:6:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Channeling Workshops, Luxembourg & Pader0:46:29010/31/96 Reply-to: jlpayne@box.nl From: "John Payne" Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling,de.alt.astrologie,de.alt.naturheilkunde Organization: InterBox, Capelle ad Yssel Original Date: Wed, 30 Oct 1996 22:07:35 GMT internationally know trance Channeler and Awakening Your Light Body Teacher, John Payne, will be giving a 2 day weekend Channeling Workshop in Luxembourg on November 23 & 24. and in Paderbor on December 7 & 8. Contact Helga Schll for details of German workshop Tel: 05258 - 6792 Private sessions also available. Otherwise, email for further information. For details and realted information see: http://www.spiritweb.org/Spirit/omni.html http://www.box.nl/~jlpayne These workshops will be given in English. --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF200007 Date: 10/31/96 From: JOHN PAYNE Time: 12:6:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Opening to Channel, November 23 & 24 Lux0:46:29010/31/96 Reply-to: jlpayne@box.nl From: "John Payne" Newsgroups: lt.meditation,alt.paranormal.channeling,talk.religion.newage,alt. paranet.metaphysics,alt.consciousness Organization: InterBox, Capelle ad Yssel Original Date: Wed, 30 Oct 1996 22:23:08 GMT Opening To Channel -How to contact your Spirit Guide November 23 & 24 Luxembourg December 7 & 8, Paderborn, Germany You will learn tried, trusted and safe techniques that will bring you into contact with your Spirit Guide, a Being of Light that has loved you since time began. You will learn how to feel and sense higher energies and to know the difference between a High Level guide and one that is not. In this 2 day intensive course, you will learn how true wisdom comes from within and how you can get clear, concise and accurate advice from your Spirit Guide that can change your life for the better. Channeling is a skill that everyone can learn who has the commitment, the ability to focus and for those who have their spiritual growth as their main objective in life. You will learn: * Trance state and posture * How to sense and feel life force energies * How to mentally meet your guide * How to verbally channel your guide * How to give a reading to yourself and others. Channeling will bring you into a higher flow where things seem to be speeded up. You can immediately begin to benefit form more clarity, more sense of purpose and experience states of joy more often. This 2 day workshop will be presented by John Payne and his wise, gentle and often witty guide, Omni. Together they will assist you in moving beyond fears and doubts into a world of expansion where everything seems so easy and where your heart is open to receive. John is an internationally know trance channeler. He is based in The Netherlands and travels throughout the Benelux, Germany and the USA giving workshops and private sessions. John is also an Awakening your Light Body teacher. This workshop will contain no translation and will be presented entirely in English. --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF400000 Date: 11/01/96 From: ROBERT BRAVER Time: 7:51:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: cmsg cancel <5585rn$fqc@usenet10.interra7:51:42811/01/96 From: "Robert Braver" Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling Original Date: 31 Oct 1996 01:00:31 GMT Spam cancelled. Autocancel spam type: NWNT Original Subject: !!Come join us for some HOT OPEN SLIT!! --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF400001 Date: 11/01/96 From: ROBERT BRAVER Time: 7:51:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: cmsg cancel <558nhh$h9f@usenet10.interra7:51:42811/01/96 From: "Robert Braver" Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling Original Date: 31 Oct 1996 01:09:05 GMT Spam cancelled. Autocancel spam type: PLAYGIRLMAG Original Subject: ***SEXY NAKED MEN, ALL DAY, EVERYDAY*** --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 258 CHANNELING Ref: DF400002 Date: 11/01/96 From: ASAELPLEJA Time: 7:51:am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: PHOENIX JOURNALS!!! Channelled materia7:51:43811/01/96 From: "AsaelPleja" Newsgroups: alt.paranormal.channeling Organization: GNN Original Date: Fri, 01 Nov 1996 02:13:34 "The Phoenix Journals" I'm sure some of you have heard of this infamous series of books published from 1989-94, dealing with topics in regards to everything from secret government conspiracies to extraterrestrial cover-up and also new sciences as well as topics on spirituality. Supposedly, they are channelled through an individual who goes by the pseudonym "Dharma" from entities among the "ASHTAR COMMAND" by the names of "Hatonn", "Ashtar", "Soltec" and "Sananda" among others.... Anyhow, I have in my possession just about every volume of the Phoenix Journals (from 1-57) including the "banned" volumes: 'Pleiades Connection' series and 'Aids, The Last Great Plague'--all of which I am selling. All of them are printed in trade paper soft cover format and in excellent condition - practically new. I am willing to sell these volumes at a bargain price of $5.00 per volume. If interested, please email me. AsaelPleja@gnn.com --- MailGate 0.25e * Origin: Ask your Fido Feed for I_UFO (1:330/201.1)