--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: FA300006 Date: 05/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:19pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I'm Doughy Man! - TV's Frank I'm Charles Lindbergh! Wheeee! - Tom as kid steals plane I'll take 'Famous recipes' for $1,000, Alex I'm Arnold Shwarzenegger's Twin Brother! I'm NOT stalling, I'm just procrastinating! - Dire Wolf I'll take Memories for $1000, Alex. Scott Brady I'm Batman. - Batman I'm *positive* Rush Limbaugh is an idiot! I'm * u n b e l i e v a b l y * SSSSHHHHYYYY !!!!! I'm Pegleg Dick! - Mike I'll wait here and smirk. -- Mike Nelson I'm Centerist, I like SOME art but hate SOME censors I'm Butt-Head of Borg. Resistance SUCKS! Huh huhhuh huh I'm OS/2 Positive... and Cured from boring computing! I'm Pro-Choice! And I chose WildCat! I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it I'm Forest, Forest Gu__ump I'm Peter Graves, and we have Movie Sign on A&E I'll spring that sweet mother of mine - Tom sings I'm Boy George. Oh, and I'm Penguin Opus! - Bloom County I'm Ronald Reagan... of Borg. Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall I'm 80% sure about that, but I'm only 63% sure about the 80% I'm Clinton of Borg. I'll only assimilate the rich I'm Jabba's kind of scum - fearless and inventive I'm @TOFIRST@ and welcome to Amazing Discoveries I'm Fully functional in every way. - Data Oh Data you Jewel! -Yar I'm NOT "white", I'm "melanin-challenged" I'm Generation X, that's why! - Mike as punky teen I'm Borg Simpson, who the hell are you? I'm Orville, captain of the Millennium Falcon I'm Chevy Chase and I'll be cancelled any minute now I'm Hayle Lewis, I ain't got a guy, but bananas are good enough for me I'm Located next door to the Joan Crawford Day Care Center I'm Just A Bug On The WIndshield of Life I'll tell you now that grown men cry, and Irish girls are pretty I'm Adam. This is my spare rib, Eve I'm Chirpy the mutant hell-beast - Crow T. Robot I'll take your word on that. - Mulder I'll torture you SO slowly, you'll think it's a career I'll wear robes, Charlton Heston said prophetically I'm Proud To Be An Expert Tagline Thief! I'm Bubba of Borg. Y'all fixin' to be assimilated I'm Charles Lindbergh! Wheeee! -- Tom Servo I'm Doctor Spin. - Dan Quayle I'm Heidi, Yo-de-la-he-narf! - Pinky I'm GREAT at immaturity. I've been practicing for I'll take the 15 lashes if you will dust in the dungeon I'm Now an Agent of the FBI... Female Body Inspectors! I'm Deputy Fife of Borg. Prepare to be nipped in the bud I'm MISTRESS Uhura, slave kirk. YOU will open hailing frequencies! I'm Marvin of Borg. Guess what kinds of weapons we have. Go on, guess I'll think we'll lose the pins, though - Mike on voodoo I'm NOT making this up, you know! I'm *not* losing my hair...I'm growing a solar panel ;*) I'll win a Tony one day - Mike as the Devil I'll take this bra, the woman said upliftingly I'm Happy Happy Happy, Not Mad Mad Mad - Ren I'm Easily distracted by shiny objects. Ticks Mind I'm McKenzie of Borg, eh? You will be assimilated, hoser! I'll stand by your side, a tower of strength and a storm of life I'll take care of it, make sure it gets enough attention... -O'Brien I'm PMSing, I need a hug I'm Deaf, not stupid! I'll take the bed, Kira gets the couch, Odo the sink I'm *always* pleased to hear from a happy client! I'm #15 - may I inspect your pants? I'm NOT on the "Where Are You" list...I'm dead I'm Count De La Pain - Mike I'm Joel, the Happy King! -- Joel Robinson I'll || gather || my || thoughts, Tom concatenated I'm Curly of Borg - Assimilate this Moe! I'm Brian and so is my wife! I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe I'm Queeg 500, the Red Dwarf backup computer. - Queeg I'll tell him you were properly annoyed. - Kirk I'm Chevy Chase of Borg - and I hate your guts I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, 3 times to make sure I'm @FROM@. I'm here to rescue you I'm Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die I'm Chevy of Borg, and you're not! I'll take a rain check, if it won't bounce I'm Edna Krabapple of Borg. What do you say we ... assimilate? I'm 32, when you hit the big THREE-OHH they make a big deal about it I'm * Klingon and * Tribble...I'm a kibble! I'll take "Things that only *I* know" for $1000, Alex I'm Bugs Bunny of Borg, Nyah, what's up collective? I'll stay here and clean up the blood I'm Andrew Dice of Borg. Assimilate this !! I'll stand now...there - Crow as wooden sounding man I'll teach your grandmother how to suck eggs! I'll wait out here. - Dot I'll take 'Things Only People on Jeopardy Know' for 200, Alex. -SLR I'll tell ya. I don't get no respect! I'll.....show them the way. - Bashir I'm Not Very Smart But I Can Lift Really Heavy Things! I'm Politically Incorrect! (And I enjoy every second!) I'm Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not! I'm Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilated I'm McBorg of Telix, no other program needs assimulation! I'm Orville and welcome to Amazing Discoveries [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: FA300007 Date: 05/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:20pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I'll throw some up here jus a sutted fer yer board I'm NOT a skav girl and I'm not out of my diapers! - Nikki I'll slip out of my wet things (and into a dry martini) I'm Bunghead, and he's Cravis! - Butthead I'm Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated I'm Generation X, that's why! -- Mike Nelson I'll wear something drab. You'll be proud of me. -- Klinger I'll take her! I'll take her! I'm 29, but I read at a 30 year old level I'm Pro Choice on Everything. I'm a Libertarian I'm Cardassian, but I don't know it I'll take my chances - Fox Mulder I'm Constitutionally Correct NOT Politically Correct! I'm OPINIONATED??? And just whose opinion is that? I'll tell you anything but my name, rank, and serial number I'm Breaking All The Rules I'll smack your little booty! I'm Bart Allen, who the hell are you? I'm Popeye the Sailor Borg. Youse will be askimilgrated I'll write more later...brain dead today I'm A Hamster Brain! I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING!THUD< I'll take 'Taglines that make you go "Hmmm?" for 300 I'm Dug. Complete. -- Dug Wright I'm Ronald Goldman who the hell arhgkhjgvftyu@%4r578^#%& NO CARRIER I'm Garfield of Borg...all your lasagna will be assimilated I'm Barney of Borg. I love you! I want to assimilate you! I'll use any darn taglines I want I'lllet you have the last word if you guarantee it will be your last I'll take the bed, Kira gets the couch, Odo can have the sink I'm Clinton of Borg. I'll bomb somebody just for kicks I'll try to contain my disappointment I'm Earl Schieb of Borg. I'll assimilate any car for $79 I'm Entirely Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline I'll take 'Famous Taglines' for $1000, @TOFIRST@ I'm Letterman of Borg, todays subject is assimilation I'm Madden of Borg. BOOM! WAP! You're assimilated! I'm BETAzoid. See? Here's the tape I'm NOT a homonecropheliac!, said Tom in dead Earnest I'm BUSY! --Hercules I'll think of something. - Sisko I'm Having an Out of Money Experience! Can You Help Me? I'll write no Tagline before its time I'm Dairy Council intollerant. -- Crow T. Robot I'm Crazy but not Stupid.. I think I'll tell a Vogon @N@ wants to hear their poetry! I'm Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible I'm Leonard Nimoy, In Search Of...My career - Crow I'll thank you NOT to touch my butt! - Crow I'll take anything from my family no matter how bad it smells. - BJ I'm Not Tense! I'm Just Terribly A*L*E*R*T! I'll try to be more positive, but I won't be good at it I'm ANN LANDERS!! I CAN shoplift!! I'm Broad-Minded; I can hardly think of anything else! I'll trade some tat for one of those I'll swear under oath that I've never said it I'll try anything once too often I'm Hillary, hear me roar, more important than Al Gore! I'm DISKcombabulated I'll try not to let you down, sir. - Sito I'll try to get bail & I'll drive up to jail - Tom sings I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was? I'll take the little darlings anyway I'll trade you my Erg Raiders for your Steel Death Dragon I'm A Grimwold Warrior! - Crow I'm ODing on intrigue! -- Crow T. Robot I'm Not A Dweeb, I'm Just A Sucker With No Self Esteme--Offspring I'm Mother Courage, baby. I've been through it all. I'm Not Mad! Only Dogs And Sissy Know-It-Alls Get Mad! I'm @N@. I'm here to rescue you I'll take Door #3, Monty I'll try anything just once too often I'm Pink, therefore I'm Floyd I'll try and dig it up for you, Tom said gravely I'm Harvey Fierstein of Borg. I just wanna be assimilated, is that so wrong? I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and ... YES, I'M A TRUE BLONDE! I'm NOT laughing at you....... I'm laughing NEAR you! I'll take your word for it. - Garibaldi I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 1 + 2 = 3 ... SO ... 2 + 3 = 4 I'm Bond of Borg, with right to assimilate I'm DOS-free: never had it, never will I'll take the girl to the dance, Tom promised I'll take you and make you everything you've ever dreamed I'm Odo of Borg. No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a I'm *husky*! -- Tom Servo I'll thank you *not* to touch my butt! -- Crow T. Robot I'll take my chances." - Mulder I'm *not* from Nottingham! - J. L. Picard I'll trade you a Federal Reserve Note, for a Confederate Dollar! I'm Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated...DOH! I'm NOT paranoid! Which one of my enemies told you this? I'll write back, believe me! I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: FA300008 Date: 05/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:23pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I'llTeachThatMiserablePheasantToMessWithMe - JJJ/SpiderMan Classic I'm Luke Skywalker of Borg. I think I'm in the wrong universe I'm Batman. -- Crow T. Robot I'm Happy Just To Dance With You. - Beatles I'm OK it's everyone else that's crazy I'm Located next door to the William Holden Liquor Store I'll take any theory you've got. - Mulder I'm Buzz Lightyear, Universe Protection Unit I'll tell you about my mother! I'm Homer of Borg. You will be.....ooooh Donuts! I'm CHKDSK of Borg. Assimilate lost clusters (Y/Y) I'm Moe of Borg. See that? Resistance is futile I'm BeetleJuice... the Ghostis with the Mostist! I'm Canadian but I refuse to end my sentences with "eh", y'know! I'm Naval Pirhana Plant. - Naval Pirhana I'm Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility I'll tell you my real name! "It's P-Chan." That's right! I'm @TO@. I'm here to rescue you I'm Frank & Earnest with my women. In NY I'm Frank. In LA I'm Earnest I'm Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, totally assimilated! I'll try anything once...twice if I like it I'm Jewish. It's Christmas. Things could be better I'm NOT addicted! I just modem all the time!! I'm Bubba of Borg. Yer pickup 'n dawgs'll be 'similated I'm Beverly , I'm Geordi , We are Hugh I'm Cherokee Jack! - Mike mocks cheesy character I'm Jewish, Dot's Jewish...I don't know, you're bluish. -Arthur I'll wear my yellow bunny undies!!!!! - C-Ko I'm Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is cool! Heh, heh heh I'm Barbie of Borg, prepare to get naked I'm Mike Levey and welcome to Amazing Discoveries I'm Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun I'll wait here and smirk - Mike I'm Dax, your Drill Trill. Want to slug it out? I'm Naked Under This Towel - Stimpy I'm Bart Simpson of Borg, who the hell are you? I'll take any tags you got! MoRE, mORe, MORE!!!mwuhahaha I'll still be there... when you make it to the other side... (Brian May) I'm Rooney of the Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile? I'm *still* waiting to see Julia Child prepare roast roadkill I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure I'm NOT an elitist. Why do you ask, you peasant? I'm OK...I've got a few hit points left...I think... -- Finieous I'm Quark, slayer of Klingons! I'm Anti-Abortion, but Pro-Choice I'll take tuna on rye, hold the mercury I'll write no line before its time! I'm Not Bald...I'm Follicularly Impaired! I'm 34...I'm 34 years old. Kirk I'm Bob from Marketing - Crow as hero greets guy I'm NOT unemployed. ....I'm a consultant I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 002 + 002 + 00... uh. wait I'm Pro Choice - Let the baby have a choice I'm Building Man. I'm the League's requisite giant guy I'll smoke when the pope's wife takes the pill I'll talk to you after you've reestablished your ego. -- Goslyn I'm A Creature Of Habit ..... All The Bad Ones I'm NOT playing Thomas Aquinas - Tom as Palance I'm NOT doing THAT - Crow as guy looks at marriage book I'll try to dig up a couple of friends, said Tom gravely I'm Rush Limbaugh's Homosexual Liberal Democratic Lover I'm NOT tired! - Molly I'm Brak!! I'm Fudd of Borg, Wesistance is fewtile.. hehehehe I'm Fully functional in every way. Oh Data you Jewel!-Yar I'll teach you what killing really means! Kras I'm Cthulhu of Borg, and you are in some SERIOUS trouble I'm Don Pepperoni, the Pizza God Father I'm Buzz Lightyear, I come in peace! - Buzz I'll take the bed... Kira, the couch, and Odo, the sink I'm Popeye the Sailor Man... Toot Toot!! I'm Captain Crane and this is my 1st office Cmdr. Claven I'm NOT fat! I'm Buddha-esque! Wanna rub my belly? :) I'm DS9 Ilitterate..is there a DS9 School I can go to? -Sherry H I'm Innocent...I swear! I wasn't even there!! Honest!! I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home I'll tell you what's wrong with him, he's dead, that's whats wrong I'm Luther King of Borg, I assimilated my dream I'm Bart Simpson.. who the heck are you? - Bart Simpson I'm Borg of Russia. Why won't these rubles assimilate? I'm Just A Spiritual Being Having A Human Experience I'm Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center I'll try almost anything once... If you ask nicely! I'm Modeming... and I can't hang up?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? I'm Bevis of Borg, he he he he, Assimilation is Cool I'll take a firm stand, if I have to I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent? I'll take that message by bike myself - NO COURIER I'm Decker of Borg. You haven't the authority to resist me I'm Ohm of Borg. Resistance is futile I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 words per minute I'm Forrest of Borg, assimilation is like a box a choklates I'm Count De La Pain! -- Mike Nelson I'll take the bed, Kira the couch... Odo the sink I'm IMAGINING a sensuous GIRAFFE, CAVORTING in the BACK ROOM of a KOSHER DELI!! I'm NOT 30..I am 18 with 12 years experience! I'm Not a Dweeb, I'm Just A Sucker With No Self Esteem I'm *not* obsessive-compulsive... I just like to eat clockwise I'm Located next door to the Ted Kennedy Driving Academy [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- Next conference: FIDO Message Area Next topic: 256 RyBBS FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 256 RYBBS Ref: C3H00000 Date: 03/12/95 From: GREG RYAN (Co-Sysop) Time: 06:32am \/To: ROBERT FORGIONE (Read 14 times) Subj: Message bases RF> RF>To my knowledge once this starts there is no wayfor a caller RF>to stop this till it reaches the first message. I carry over 2000 RF>and some areas over 3000 messages per conference. RF> Maybe a command in startup.bbs to shut this off if we SysOps RF>do not want this option.. RF> ok..perform a test...see if you CAN break out of it...then if not we'll see about putting some code in to allow you to do that...otherwise i guess we need a string to tell you that ^K does it Greg --- RyPacker v2.7 * Origin: RyBBS HomeBase `Home of RyBBS!' (414)-962-1098 (1:154/333)