--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I was in a daze, movin' in the wrong direction I was justified in using deadly farce I was going to buy some memory, but I forgot! I want to decide who lives and who dies. --Crow T. Robot I want to live in a bunker without Windows I wanted to have a child (sob), not marry one! I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat ! I was Born in The U.S.A., I just work in outer space I was just about to shave my entire body - Mike I was Elwood P. Dowd's imaginary friend I was always very self-sufficient. - Odo I was country when country wasn't cool I was curious why it would be doing that. - Jeff Hobbs I was a sick man - Mike as bread man I was anatomically correct before Ensign Ro stole my appendage.  Data I was just wondering I want to go home. - Dr. Scratchansniff I want to be immortal by not dying -W.Allen I want to hear you scream in pain. I'll play some Rap mus I wanted to be born again - Mom said "NO WAY" !!! I want to give you my love but you just take a little piece of my heart I wanted to be Born Again, but my mother refused I was cowboy watching - Crow I want to escape from all the bad things & take the good things with me I was Shirley MacLaine in a former life I want to be a peripheral visionary I want to look away from Orville Bullitt, but I can't! I was a three-bird-a-day pussy cat, until BA helped me I was brushing my teeth! said Tom with a gleam in his eye I was in a pail in the back of my office -- Odo I warn you not to underestimate my powers I was just in the neighborhood..." - Deep Throat to Mulder (Eve) I want to see Cindy Crawford naked eating a popcicle - Leary I was juts feeding a hunger."--Virgil Incanto (2Shy) I was hoping to run into you. - Ro Laren I was going 186,000 miles per second, Officer? Damn! I want to feel, sunlight on my face --U2 I want to buy a new computer... So how much is the 1701-D I want to get married. Everybody drives me crazy. Ernest Borgnine I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Lizst! Had to go Bach to get it I want to be a procrastinator, but I kept putting it off I was born with a lazy eye. Now it's spread to the rest of my body I was in love once - a Sinclair ZX-81... - Holly I wanted my faith to be as strong as hers. - Kira I want to challenge my god to a duel! I was born alive. Isn't that punishment enough? I was breeding this mold, Six foot high. His name was Albert I want to do something that matters - NIN I want to learn a new language. * Rimmer I want you to buy a suit tonight, at 20:55 exactly. - Garek I wanted fries with this you dum-dum-dummy! - Customer I wanted to take my dog for a walk, but it gave me the run-around I want what money can't buy - more money I was just pulled over by the L.A.P.D. Boy! Am I Beat! I want to talk to my lawyer I want to see a negative result first I want to |=////> in the back seat of my car, Tom said autoerotically I was a cat in my first nine lives...purrrrrrrr I wanted to talk but I haven't found anything. - Scully I want to take the Crash Course In Brain Surgery I was evil, but feeling blue - Dr. F sings I wanted to be left alone to lose my soul. I was just wondering if i can watch in here? I was *this* close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke I was a dead man, now I'm back" - Mulder to Skinner I was born at an early age I was born at 16, and I'll always feel I'm 16, Hillary was born at 40 I wanted to believe, but the tools had been taken away. - Mulder I wanted that list checked twice, do I have to do everytn I was born in 1962. True. And the room next to me was 196 I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy I was ju=========================================== I want to hear you scream..in pain.Play some Rap m I want to play "mad daddy" and spank Mira Furlan I was just loitering online...%$#@& - NO TARRY I was *hibernating*! Don't you know how to take a pulse? I wanted to be an irresponsible nonentity and just enjoy myself I was born to speak all taglines, mirth and no matter. -Tagspeare I was Shirley Maclaine in a past life. --Morn I was going to say AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHH! but it got compressed. ARJ! I was arrested for resisting arrest I was born in the log cabin I helped my father build I was hoping it wouldn't be so fuzzy - Calvin I was lined up for glory, but the tickets sold out in advance I want to be a procrastinator, but I keep putting it off I was in a bad mood this morning. Told my Rice Krispies to shut up! I was a teenage dinosaur. Stoned and obsolete I was given the key to the city! But tomorrow they change the locks I want to buy that huge diamond, she said Hopefully I want to find ALL of them! I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not I was just put into the Witless Protection Program I was getting my Tricorder. - Worf I want....I want my....I want my OS/2. - Sting I was expendiable, I was stupid, I went I was an only child, eventually I want to sit on you lap and suck out your fillings I want to buy some cheese I was given the gift of Tongues, but my cat stole it I was feeling done in, couldn't win I'd only ever kissed before [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00005 Date: 05/14/98 From: HOLLY SULLIVAN Time: 9:17Ham \/To: MIKE BELL (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: question Mike was allegedly overheard mumbling something about "question" as follows: mb> is there a program besides off-line mail readers that can post tags for mb> you while online? (decloaking) Well, my BBS's mail program will let you pick and choose what tagline you want while you're replying to mail online.. I suspect that's not what you're looking for. Most of the time (when I do post tags in bulk), I just do the usual copy & paste routine while online. Some people are able to open up a blank message and do an ASCII send (ASCII is plain text) upload directly into the message itself & save it like usual. All depends on your software's capabilities. ... Tagline file empty. Please refill the bit bucket. --- DLG2000 v1.2.4/DLGMail v2.71 * Origin: Techno-Mages Guild * ==> (619) 549-0278 <== * (1:202/720) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00006 Date: 05/14/98 From: STEWART HONSBERGER Time: 03:56pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Topical Tags 'Ullo all - in the last little while, about 90% of the posts have been lists of unsorted taglines - so I thought I'd try to get us back towards the trend of posting topics. Here's a list of the tagfiles I have; C: AGE TAG : ATHEIST TAG : BBS TAG : BEER TAG : BLONDE TAG C: BONDAGE TAG : CALVIN TAG : COMPUTER TAG : CONFUCIU TAG : DISCLAIM TAG C: DUH TAG : EGO TAG : HEADLINE TAG : INSANE TAG : MATH TAG C: MODERATO TAG : MOM TAG : OS2 TAG : POLITICS TAG : PROGRAMM TAG C: REDNECK TAG : SEX TAG : TBBS TAG : TCN TAG : WINDOZE TAG C: DEFAULT TAG 26 File(s) 1 492 273 bytes If anyone wants any of these tagfiles posted, I'll be glad to do it. Maybe others could also post a list of tagfiles/topics THEY have, so others can request them? Also - I'm looking for (more) taglines in the following topics; OS/2 (Supporting) Windoze (Bashing) programming (Specifically Pascal related, if you have them, but I'll accept programming in general) Insulting Atheist TBBS (Bashing) and that'd be about it! BBS = Busted Broke Sysop. Now you know what it *REALLY* means!! BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!) BBS Lingo: FREQ; File Request - available to Sysops. BBS Lingo: SYSOP; System Operator BBS Lingo: YKYARW: You Know You're A Redneck When... BBS SDS/SDN/DVNet/WinNet/DDS BBS SYSOP: Hey Honey, When did we get COLOR in the TV? BBS Speak: RTFM - Read The Friggin' Manual BBS SysOp: Person who spends money to receive abuse. See S&M BBS SysOp:Person who spends $$ to receive abuse. See S&M BBS Tip #01: Vocabulary lessons at 3:00 am. Page Sysop for details. BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you SysOp access! BBS Tip #45: -- gives you Sysop access! BBS Tip #46: -- gives you sysop access! BBS Tip #46: ALT-H gives you Sysop access! BBS Tip #4: Download *.* for a complete list of files available. BBS Tip #5: Log in as ALL and receive more e-mail. BBS Tip #6: Get the most for your money; subscribe to the logoff menu. BBS Tip #7: For a faster response, address your mail to GUEST USER. BBS Tip: ALT-H gives you sysop access. BBS Tips for beginners: ALT-H gives you SysOp access. BBS Trek -- The Text Generation BBS Virus: Your computer stops every 5 mins. to ask for $. BBS addiction is a terminal disease BBS busy. (C)all back later (T)hrow tantrum? BBS error in your favour. Collect 200 taglines. BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)? BBS is baroque, please call Bach. Handel's allowed. BBS is like any other hard drug, except that there is no detox BBS land is between modem blvd and hard drive street BBS line is busy(A)bort (R)etry (C)ry BBS mail: a lot faster than Canada Post. BBS means never having to admit to Multiple Personality Disorder BBS not Ready - Error Reading User's Mind - Start Again BBS not responding, hit Sysop to continue! BBS ramblings and actual thought are two different things. =) BBS till you drop (carrier)! BBS tip #02: Pressing Alt-H gives you Sysop status! BBS usage will increase to fill all available time. BBS users do it QWKer! BBS'ers do it and watch it on the monitor. BBS'ers do it in an online session. BBS'ers do it with .zip BBS'ers: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. BBS's - A perfect good replacement for a social life - Darkwood BBS, American style. BBS, What BBS, We have a BBS in the realm??? BBS-Busted, Broke Sysop BBS-Lingo: FLW = Famous Last Words (as in AD&D FLW: Arrrgh!) BBS-PC ONE STOP CD-ROM SHOP BBS-ing is Maalox moment! BBS-ing... Ya gotta be Nuts! Stewart Honsberger, blackdeath@tinys.oix.com ... Crowded colleges usually empty by degrees. -!- GOPGP v1.11 --- Squish/386 v1.11 * Origin: Blackdeath BBS - Private (1:229/604) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00007 Date: 05/13/98 From: JOSEPH SCINTA Time: 08:11pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: T-Matic goes PD... Hello Simon! 20 Apr 98 16:05, Simon Avery wrote to Rob Hilditch: SA> @TAGID: Tag-O-Matic V.13F Reg'd 42d SA> Rob wrote to Me about SA> T-Matic goes PD... SA> SA> Howdy Rob SA>>> As it's extremely unlikely I'll be continuing development SA>>> for Tag-O-Matic, I've decided to make the source PD. SA>>> Freq TMSOURCE.ZIP from origin (93k) RH>> Had enough or starting a new project? SA> Bit of both. Wasn't fun to do 13f, so I figured it was time to SA> draw the line, and I'm always needing more time for other Fido- SA> related projects. SA> Ciao, Simon Where can I get the program Tagomatic? Joseph --- GE 1.20/Pro>TJ'S BBS * Origin: TJ'S Deltona, Fl. teejay@cul.net 407-330-3210 (1:363/144) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00008 Date: 05/14/98 From: HEATHER LENNOX Time: 05:58pm \/To: MATTHIAS RUHE (Read 2 times) Subj: S:Oxymoron Tags While Heather Lennox was stuffing herself with chocolate, she said S:Oxymoron Tags MR> Could anybody post some oxymoron taglines, please ? Coming up... A large oxymoron: Bad Sex Friendly SysOp? Isn't that an oxymoron? OXYMORON : Idiot savant Oxyidiot 1.0, Oxyimbecile 2.0, Oxymoron 3.0, Oxygenius real soon now. Oxymoron: Democratic Democrat. Oxymoron: Friendly Sysop Oxymoron: Good Sex Oxymoron: Mismatch Oxymoron: Perfect idiot Oxymoron: Police protection Oxymoron: Reagan memoirs. Oxymoron: Safe Sex. Oxymoron: Undercrowded Criminal Justice System. Oxymoron: an idiot with acne Oxymoron: bad sex Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee Oxymoron: user friendly - idiot-proof Oxymoron: Military Intelligence Oxymoron: Criminal Intelligence ... Sysop goes on rampage. News at Gaaaahhkk ___ Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR] --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Sidewinder! Your Military Info BBS. 649-267-3546 (3:772/210) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00009 Date: 05/14/98 From: EPITOME Time: 05:48pm \/To: MARTIN WALTERS (Read 2 times) Subj: song tags As I uncrossed my arms, Martin Walters said something about song tags. MW> does anyone have any MUSIC TAGS, by that I mean SONG WORDS. Like Lyrics? :) Let's see what I have... [Begin Tags] ...To be willing to die so that justice and honor may live. A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. All I really gotta do is live and die... All of the chaos makes perfect sense. All you need's a heart to be a victim of the game. And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell. And I'm gonna need somebody to make me feel like you do. Ask one who knows me if I'm really so bad, I AM. Do you believe that we are all innately good? Everything's a lie and that's a fact. Give me just another moment to see the light of the day. Given the chance I'd lie again. I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead. I ain't no hypocrite, what you see is what you get. I am more than content with the state of mine I am in. I bet you say that to ALL the boys. I climb the walls of my mind just like I'm climbing on a jungle gym. I concede that you were right about this place. I don't need a course in self-awareness to find out who I am. I don't think I need a rubber room, but hey, that might be nice. I have no guilt to haunt me, I fell no wrong intent. I know that I'm alive because the dead never cry. I know that I'm damned if I never get out and maybe I'm damned if I do I laugh, I love, I hope, I try. I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. I was taught from much too young to shine and not reflect. I wish that I could bring myself to stand and face the truth. I won't let fear clip my wings and tell me how high I can fly. I'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but there'd be Hell to pay. I'm a few bricks short of a load, but a full load always hurts my back I'm about to give into this urge. I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram. I'm in a hurry and don't know why. I'm old enough to know better, but I'm still too young to care. I've spent my life behind these steel bars, I've paid my debt in time. If life is just a highway, then the soul is just a car. It won't take much for me to show that my life ain't over yet. It's 3 o'clock in the morning, and I'm hungry, so let's eat. It's a blessing and a curse that love is blind. It's the ropes and the reins and the joy and the pain. It's worth all that's lost. Local country station just a-blarin' on the radio. Maybe I'll make a huge coloured tapestry from my belly button lint. Nothin's really worth the cost. Our lives are better left to chance. Seven day weekend, up all night. She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice. A little crazy, but it's nice. Sink or swim, you've got to give it a whirl. Sometimes you just can't be afraid to wear a different hat. Sweet amnesia, come and set me free. Take me to another land where I don't have to stay. The devil ain't in the darkness, he's a'rattlin' 'round inside. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Though you may not give a damn someone will have me the way I am. Thundering moments of tenderness rage. We bitch about a dollar when there's those without a dime. We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune. Welcome to Earth... third rock from the Sun When you get down to nothing, you've got nothing to lose. Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? You call me a dreamer, sometimes dreams come true. You don't have alot, but it's all that you've got. You see love as a prison, I see love as a key. You'll have plenty time to be low-key when you're laid out on the slab You're all enlisted in the armies of the night. You've got to do what you can, and let Mother Nature do the rest. [End Tags] Kevin Moorcroft | "If life gives you lemons, squeeze AKA Epitome | the juice into a watergun and | shoot other people in the eyes." ... Pavlov would love this kid. - Slappy ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Acoustic Plains BBS. Ottawa, ON. 613-742-7612 (1:163/551) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00010 Date: 05/13/98 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 12:19pm \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline Now look here, Scott SA>> Goodgood - where can I get it? ') SR> When You Give Me You're E-MAIL Address :) savery@mail.zynet.co.uk Cheers! Simon ... "Bother" said Scott, as the soundcard failed to recognise Doom again... ... Tag-O-Matic V.13F --- Digital Dilemma * Origin: PGMRS All programming matters echo. (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00011 Date: 05/13/98 From: MARTIN WALTERS Time: 03:21pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: request Hello peeps :) I've been reading a lot of requests for programs that will check tagline files and SORT/REMOE DUPES etc.. Does anyone know a such a program for use on an AMIGA COMPUTER? thanx -----  "All I really need is a wavelength."  - Alanis Morissette  "All I wanna do is make love to you..."  - Heart  "All in all, it's just another brick in the wall."  - Pink Floyd  "All my rowdy friends have settled down."   "Am I too old? Is it too late?"  - Pink Floyd  "And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two..."  - Tom Lehrer  "And now, the end is near..."  - Elvis Presley  "And the green grass grew all around and around..."   "Another Saturday Night and I Ain't Got Nobody..."   "Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!"   "Big, Bad John..."  - Jimmy Dean  "Billie Jean is not my lover..."  - Micheal Jackson  "Birds do it, bees do it, even chimpanzees do it..."   "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?"   "Catch a wave and you're sitting on top of the world."  - Beach Boys  "Close to home, feeling so far away."  - Enya; Evening Falls  "Cowboys ain't easy to love, and they're harder to hold..."  "It's astounding... time is fleeting... madness takes control." ----- __ __ / / \ \ __ / / /\/\ARTIN \/\/ALTERS \ \ __ \ \/ / \ \/ / \/\/ excalibvr@phantasy.u-net.com \/\/ ... I didn't take no stereos! - Ben Johnson --- Spot 1.3a Unregistered * Origin: excalibvr@phantsy.u-net.com (2:2502/7.6) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00012 Date: 05/14/98 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 09:13pm \/To: MIKE BELL (Read 2 times) Subj: question Howdy Mike! In a note to All <05/13/19> Mike Bell scribbled: MB> is there a program besides off-line mail readers that can post tags MB> for you while online? If you run a BBS some of the front door programs do it. I'm using Platinum Xpress and it has a PX Editor that lets me put a tagline at the end of my message like this one. :) Bobby Queen ... Are cats really intelligent aliens taking over earth? --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3e * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178)