--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00001 Date: 05/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:31pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I want to go in first, before anyone else! - Veruca Salt I was completely fooled! - Intendant I was engaged once. Marriage cured me of that I was born modest, not all over, but in spots. - Twain I want to meet her, not dissect her - Wesley I was just kidding Orville! Put down that phaser! I was able to resist until they gave me the M&Ms I want to know who threw the first punch. Kirk I was caught stealing in Iran, said Tom offhandedly I want you helplessly bound at my feet... purred the redhead I was let down by a moose once. It was a caribou in disguise I want to lie,shipwrecked and comatose,drinking fresh mango juice I wanted to be a moderator, but both my parents were married I want to know what's on that train. - Dana Scully I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like my father I wanted to be reborn, but my mother refused I want you to help me to die - Worf to Riker I want to hear the last Poem from the last Poet. --Jim Morrison I want to be a Moderator when I grow up I was going to look out for number one. Then I stepped in number two I was Alexander the Great's chief eunuch. * Arnold J. Rimmer I was arbitrarily and capriciously locked out by the sysop! I was a teenaged potroast in the microwave of life! I was born at a very early age I want to die in my sleep like my father, not screaming like his passengers I want to use the superlative 'everything' - Tom I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Liszt! Had to go Bach to get it I want world peace through population extinction - Chao I was in my kayak, practicing my Eskimo roll, said Tom self-righteously I warned you! But did you listen to me? I want to know why it suddenly took to murder. - Kirk I want to be what I was when I started to be what I'm now I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby I want to find ALL of them! So far I only have a few thousand I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary I was just kidding @TOFIRST@! Put down that phaser! I was an anarchist, but the rules were too strict I want to learn the ways of the force and become a Jedi like my father I was going to *talk* our way out of this one. -- Brisco I want to talk to my lawyer! Sure, he's in the next cell I was changed into a tadpole. I knew about metamorphosis I was down the hold, just passing time --U2 I was educated once, and it took me years to get over it I want to watch it come down - NIN I want to be a Rubber Chicken, You want to be a Rubber Chicken I want you to beat up Tom... -- Crow T. Robot I want to go home. --Connor MacLeod I was following your lead, mamma jamma... TV's Frank I want to be a moderater when I grow up I want, by understanding myself, to understand others. I want to be called a "chromosomally advantaged youth" - Calvin I warned you that Deveels can be a nasty lot. - Skeeve I want to watch Sisters - Tom I want you. Free. I need you. Free. which way is it to free? I was about masturbate, mind if I fantasize about you? I was having a bad day and got a brain cramp. Sorry I was born agnostic, and I'll diagnositc I want to learn more about baloney! - Dot I was a roadie for an a capella group. --Jay London I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*! I was born modest, not all over, but in spots. Mark Twain I want to know something. Who are @TOFIRST@ and @TOLAST@? I was a battered child, not deep fried, just battered I want to hear my baby bleat, Mary kidded I want to dominate-to whom should I apply for permission? I want to tell you how much I enjoy every word you don't say I was found on the doorstep of a monastery. Where? In the Ford Galaxy I want your klugie. -Dracula Gottfried I was 12 when it happened...my sister was 8..." - Mulder (Pilot) I want you to take a good close look at these things, Doc! - DeSalle I want you to remain just the way you are - QUIET! I was hooked on phonics, but I'm in recovery now I was busted for illegal use of sunblock on a nude beach I was just looking at her name tag, Honest I was expendable. I was stupid. I went. -- Yar I was given the gift of Tongues...but my cat got it I want to be a pot hole in the Information Super Highway I want to date other women, said Tom unsteadily I was bored and crabby. Forgive me I was just getting used to yesterday when today came I want to be a Paperback writer. - Beatles I want to be immortal by not dying I was born here you know...you're gonna die here you know I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals."M to S I was born to code, compile, link, test, debug! I was 1000 times more evil than thou! I want to become part of CIA I was going to the kitchen but ate M&Ms instead I was afraid... - Dana Scully I wanted a Lamberghini, but I am too Poorsche !! I wanted to PLAY Sailor V games, I don't wanna LIVE them! - Serena I was BSer long before I became a BBSer! I was ashamed of being Bajoran. * Ensign Ro I was attempting to get in the spirit of things. Data I was just a skinny lad--never knew no good from bad I was curious to see how they appeared. - Spock I want to break it up,I want to smash it up,I want to f*ck it up I want you all to call me......Loretta. -- Stan I want you both to open your minds to Psylocke. - Uh, Do we have to? I want to buy a new computer... So how much is NCC-1701-D? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00002 Date: 05/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:31pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I want to believe..." - Mulder (1x04) I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand I was a banker, but lost interest I was a snowball in hell I want to make him mine!!!!!! - Washuu I want to be carried in a covered couch, said Tom literally I was blind, now I can see! *CRASH!* I was just about there, and the phone went dead I want to be with you, I want to dream with you I wanted to be a comedian but everyone laughed at me I want to ride my BICYCLE, I want to ride my BIKE! I was an immortal in a past life I want to see a STAR TREK TOLIET. Its a lifetime wish! :) I wanted a rich man, but I settled for my boyfriend I want you to tell me a story... - The Crow I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin I was a teenage were-Communist undead spy for the I was a war baby. One look at me and my parents fought! I want to see you shoot the way you shout. - Theodore Roosevelt I want what the gov't wants: MY guns, MY freedom, MY I want you helplessly bound at my feet I was drafted....... Mc Coy I was giving my nose a mambo lesson. - Col. Potter I was _so_ worried about you.....but you're safe now. - Intendant I was gonna be a hairdresser but neurosurgery pays better I was born an American. I live an American. I shall die an American I want...what I want I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like @TOFIRST@ I wanted to believe, but the tools had been taken way - Mulder I was born in 1963. It's true. The room next to me was 1965 I was breeding that mold. Its name was Albert. * Lister I was empathically aware of you,right up to the moment you froze I want to be a roadie for a rock and roll band I was a Catholic once too. Boy, what a cult! I want to be good almost as much as I want to be happy I was innocent, I was framed, I won't go back I was free to wallow in my own crapulence. - Monty Burns I want to go back in time - I have relatives there I want unrestricted access to him for questioning. - Mulder I want to be a Borg when I grow up! I want........a shrubbery! I want you to find my butt - Mike I was going to tell a joke about Alzheimer's, but I forgot what it was I want to play "mad daddy" and spank Kathleen Turner! I want to be a modirater when I grow up I was lookin for love in all the wrong places I was just sitting here thinking. - Kira I want to thank you for putting me back in my snail shell -- TMBG I was arrested by Customs for illegally importing prohibited taglines I was a social drinker. Every time they took a drink 'So shall I I want you to take some time before making a decision. - Beverly I wanted to get in shape, but the gym was 2 flights up I was born too late to be a Rolling Stone I want to be like all the other noncomformists I was a Boy Scout until age 14 when I became a girl scout I was Fred Astaire's partner, Miss Rodgers boasted gingerly I was a contortionist but I always made an S of myself! I was born to speak all taglines and no matter. -- Tagspeare I was blind and now I can see! I was completely exonerated, said Tom clearly I want to do something big and clean. -> Go wash an elephant I want to trust you" - Mulder to Scully (1x08) I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for $28 I was arrested for walking in someone else's sleep I want, therefore I am. -- Leo Tolstoy I want to get a tatoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller I was an impartial observer to the 60's I was ashamed of being Bjoran -- Ensign Ro I want to feel you from the inside - Trent Reznor (NIN) I want to read my new poem about pork brains and outer space I was fyered cawse my boss wuz jellus of my abillittys I want to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am I was Madonna's first......of the day I want to go to DECUS! I was here and you were gone,now your here and I'm I was into pornography; then my pornograph broke! I wanted to give you something. - Riker I was just trying to start a conversation. - Uhura I was banned from the Obsolete Conf. for being novel I was gonna pay my taxes but ate M&Ms instead I want to be idolized *now* - Calvin I was doing fine until I realised it was EBCDIC I want your clothes, boots, and, oh yeah, you're assimilated I want you to arrest them... - Sisko I want to be alone with my thought. - Geco I want to believe." - Mulder to Native American Shaman (Shapes) I want to love life, but life only wants meaningless sex I was just talking to Mrs. Nipple...Uh, AH?! - Mike I wanted a computer for Christmas but got a Macintosh instead I was born to HAVE a chaffeur, not BE one! I was just getting used to yesterday when tomorrow came I want you to teach me how to fight them, how to beat them. Sheridan I was assimilated by the Borg & all I got was this crummy T-Shirt I want to stay and watch the babe! -- Crow T. Robot I was gonna get stoned and eat M&Ms instead I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located I want to be king now not just one more pawn! -Fly By Night I was being facetious. -- Crow T. Robot I was a hacker before the media made it a derogatory term I was engaged to a contortionist... she broke it off [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00003 Date: 05/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I want to go home. - Connor MacLeod I was hooked on phonics, but I'm now in recovery I was just bungie jumping off the edge of sanity I was brought up in a clergyman's house so I am a first-class liar I was hoping we could talk. - Sisko I was looking at myself, I was blind and couldn't see --U2 I warned you about putting cotton candy on your hot dog! I was buying really great Christmas gift, but my assets are frozen I was kidding about that suicide pact. -- Joel Robinson I was an only child... eventually... Steven Wright I was in the Batcave...hangin' out with Batman! - Leif Cassidy I was following your lead, mamma jamma - Frank to Dr. F I was just never sure your little feet would reach the peddles I want to be a procrastinator--I'll get there some day :) I was awfully, awfully good at swing choir - Dr. F I was disarmed by the grubby little outstretched mauler I want to finish this job! I want to crash my runabout! --Kira sings filk I was in my room, it wasn't me! - Kirk I want to live forever or die in the attempt I was actually accused of being an ADULT the other day!!! I was a young man........once. - Dax I want to spin on the beach. -- SanDeE I was 5 the first time one of the monks grabbed my ear. - Bareil I want to report 2 missing persons. A blonde and a brunette. - Quark I want to know what killed these tribbles! I want to file charges! - Quark I was educated once, but I got over it I wanted your soft verges, you gave me the hard shoulder I was born north of Great Slave, 1898... -- Paul Gross I was learning Tolkien Ring, but decided I'm Baggins it... -Russ E I was just out walking my rat, and I seem to have lost my way. - 007 I was a cat 9 lives ago I want to hear you scream in pain I want you to be alive when I break up with you - Crow I want to see more of life - is there a guided tour? I want to live forever. So far, so good I want to know what makes that thing tick. - Kirk I was just being polite, Sir. -- Worf I want to die in the thong section of Victoria's Secret! I was just tidying up in Frank's room - Dr. Forrester I was drunk on my ass - Mike as suspect I was born to speak all mirth and no matter. - Shakespeare I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper. - S.W I want to hear you scream..in pain.Play some Rap music I was assimilated by the Borg. Hallelujah! I'm a born again cyborg! I want to use the superlative `everything'... -- Tom Servo I was helpless as an embryo I was in command of a Star Ship...by Beverly Crusher I was looking for clues, I think I may have stumbled on one... -Tick I want to renew my membership, Tom rejoined I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details. -- Heine I was denied life insurance, they said I had to GET A LIFE first I want to date other men, Tom said gaily I was born up north of Great Slave, 1898... - Paul Gross I was attacked by another alien, sir. - Data I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller I want to look up at your lifeless eyes and wave >like this<. - Vir I want to learn how to use NoNameSofts wordprocceser when I I want you bad...and that ain't good I was doing a callback -Crow sarcastically on repeat joke I want to take shelter from the poison Rain --U2 I was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe - NIN I was incarcinated for practicing promiscuality I want to contol who lives and dies! I want to be a non-conformist like everyone else? I want to be helplessly bound at Your feet I want to know what love is, I want you to show me I was born agnostic and I'll diagnostic I was expendable, I was stupid, I went, I died. -T. Yar I was just on my way to pay you back, but I got a little sidetracked I want to decide who lives and who dies! I don't think so I was drowning my sorrows, but, they learned to swim I want you to help me... DESTROY THE UNIVERSE! - Evil I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark I want to hear who won. - Kira I was just going to think of that! I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...! I was attacked! - Quark I was 6 before I found out there was no such thing as Alpo baby food I want you to brand Carol Channing - Mike I was born in Chicago and went to school in New York. What a commute I was arrested for selling illegal-sized paper. Steven Wright I was glad to be able to answer promptly. I said I didn't know. --Mark Twain I was a war baby. My parents took a look at me and started fighting I want to be a veterinarian because I love children I was having a bit of a snack at the Naughty Hellfire club...-George I was dazzled by her beauty! - Rom I was kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie.! I was going to bleed him with leeches. [Hawkeye] I was just going to complain to my Congressman. - BJ I want to use a sector editor on reality I was just trying to make conversation, Spock. McCoy I want you take me, I want you to break me, I want you to throw me away I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane - Jumpin' J. Fudd I want to be king now not just one more pawn! -Rush, _Fly By Night_ I was born American, I live American, I shall die American I want you to touch me... -- Miss Alabama I want to know what caused that ship to explode. - Sisko I was born this way! What's your excuse? -- Worf [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00004 Date: 05/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines