--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00007 Date: 05/10/98 From: BRAD CULBERT Time: 08:45pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Pantera Taglines If anyone has any Pantera Taglines it would be great if you could post them in here. I have been looking for some for a while now.. thanks.. -=eXtrEmISts BBS=- +617 3806-2148, +617 3806-2948 www.cryogen.com/extremists --- Ezycom V1.20 * Origin: eXtrEmISts BBS - Brisbane, Australia (3:640/804) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00008 Date: 05/12/98 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 05:52pm \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline Sort/Dup remove Howdy Scott! In a note to Bobby Queen <05/12/19> Scott Roberts scribbled: BQ>> Could you attach me a copy to wizards@shelby.net Scott? Thanks BQ>> in advance. SR> yeah Sure It should be there in 2-3 days Thanks Scott. Bobby Queen ... -> <-- Tagline abducted by aliens! --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3e * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00009 Date: 05/11/98 From: MATTHIAS RUHE Time: 12:53pm \/To: ALLE (Read 1 times) Subj: S:Oxymoron Tags Hallo ! Could anybody post some oxymoron taglines, please ? Bis denne, Matthias --- CrossPoint v3.11 R * Origin: SPIELE.KARTENSPIELE.GER (2:2432/217.7) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5I00000 Date: 05/13/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 04:48am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Puns SH-=>Hey all - Anyone have any pun taglines? A friend of mine really -=>needs 'em  A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori.   If yer vitamins be mostly C, D, and E... Take some more A...   My new ray-gun here tries to put out both your eyes, it's a Mor-Ray   When a Canadian show you his mother, he goes: Dat's my mawr, eh?   When two patterns combine, in a way serpentine, that's a moir.  "Well, I cod to go. I'm herring my marlin calling me. "Where are you going, oh boy-foot bear, with teaks of Chan?" A bad joke is a parody error... A church guard must mind his keys and pews. A diva who specializes in risque` arias is an off-coloratura soprano... A pun is the lowest form of humour - when you don't think of it first. Alexander the Grape he concord the world. Ancient Tenor Saint Tunes Up at the Coliseum -- Paul Sings Considered. Attila the Pun - a bad guy, probably from the World Domination Society! Bad waltzers are grasping at Strauss. Cabs lined up at the Dallas airport The yellow rows of taxis. Cattle in orbit: The herd shot 'round the world. Channel Punnel-linking England and France Didja hear about the ruckus in the cemetery? It was a grave situation. frying pun - a really hot pun Have you heard about the burglar who was lurking for a job? He tells jokes, he's a ham; his last name's Amsterdam - dat's a Morey. hot cross puns - what the minister puts into his sermon If puns were made illegal, only outlaws would be punny. Oh, you play "What I Say" very gay won't you play that some more Ray? pun-ishment - what you're inflicting pun-orama - this whole newsgroup Punalize - To inflict a punalty on someone. Punalty - What you get for punnelling someone. PUNch line - the point of all these puns Punder-to ponder why people bother with all these puns. Punfight at the OK Corral by W. Earp. Punnel - To repeatedly assault with puns. PUNt-To kick a ball without skill Puntificate-a real pun in the ass to pun down Punultimate - What this isn't. RaPunzel - a female punster with very long hair Seven stranded castaways -- Isle Things Considered. Speaking Southern -- Drawl things considered. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue -- Elle things considered. The Beverly Hillbillies -- Y'all things considered. Wasn't Wyatt Earp a pun-slinger? When-a you swim inna da sea, an' a eel bites-a you knee, dat's a moray. With the high price of feed, it's for farmers in need that some mow hay. ... Has anyone seen a life with my name on it? --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5I00001 Date: 05/13/98 From: MIKE BELL Time: 02:58pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: question is there a program besides off-line mail readers that can post tags for you while online? Lestat --- Renegade v5-11 exp * Origin: Killaz 'R' US AllFix Beta Team Member (1:208/403) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5I00002 Date: 05/13/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 07:01pm \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Puns I was all like, "No Way!" and Stewart was all :: SH> Hey all - Anyone have any pun taglines? A friend of mine really needs SH> 'em A.S.A.P. "A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully. "I'm not a crook!" Nixon said resignedly. "Look at the blackbirds," she crowed. "Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King Arthur. @TOFIRST@ seen pushing clone off tower; Busted for Obscene Clone Fall! A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. A Royal Egyptian passing wind is a toot uncommon! A crow perched on a telephone wire, making a long distance caw. A good pun is its own reword. A sea gull landed on a channel marker: buoy meets gull. A stolen sweet could be hot chocolate. A will is a dead giveaway. Air pollution is a mist demeanor. Altar Ego: Ahumongous* church. Ambidextrose: Able to put sugar in tea with either hand. An intelligent snake is a smart asp. An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool. Archeologist: one whose career is always in ruins! Are Cheerios really donut seeds? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? As cement poured on novelist's grave, the plot thickened. Astronauts are out to launch. At a seance, he who levitates is host. Back the Metric System every inch of the way! Baker: A Person Who Works For Money Because He Kneads The Dough. Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey! Better to love a short than never to love a tall. Biology grows on you. Bird owners have a cheep on their shoulder! Blame Saint Andreas, it's all his fault. Boycott meat - beat a vegetable. Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo. Broken guitar ... no strings attached!!! Can Harrison Ford the river? Can shellfish sue for damages in small CLAMS court? Carpenters are just plane folks. Cattle in orbit - the herd shot round the world. Celebacy isn't all it's palmed up to be. Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react. Chirpies, it's a canarial disease, and it' untweetable! Clones are people two. Coed dorms promote campus unrest. Coitus ergo sum. Cole's Law: thinly sliced cabbage. Could Basil make thyme with Rosemary? Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. Deja Coup: A feeling that we've overthrown this rgime before Deliver a pizza? Whoever heard of a liver pizza? Demons are a Ghouls best Friend. Dermatologists give rash judgments. Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. Digital watch owners, your days are numbered! Do Pasta and Antipasto cancel each other out? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Do uterus-t me to stop this? Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen? Does a very heavy rowboat qualify as a hunky dory? Don't anthropomorphize computers. They hate that. Don't play in the street - you might get that run down feeling Drink polish. Horrible taste, great finish. Due to intense mind fog, all thoughts have been grounded. Eat yogurt and get culture. Editing is a rewording activity. Entropy isn't what it used to be. Entropy isn't what it used to be. Eternity is a terrible thought. Where's it going to end? Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him Even an android must cover his aft servo systems. - Iain Twolan Exercise your right to arm and keep bears! Farmers are just plain folks. Fauns are never Satyr-sfied! Free the Indianapolis 500. Freud Fantasy Gardens--Id required. Friction is a drag. Frog philosophy: Time's fun when your having flies. Frogs are smart. They eat what bugs them. Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd. Getting caught is the mother of invention. Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers. Give a speculator an inch and he'll build a condo. Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it. Give weeds an inch and they'll take a yard. Gland I could be of cervix.... Have ex-bankers become disinterested? Have ex-cashiers been distilled? Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted? Have ex-divers been deep-ended? Have ex-electricians become degenerate? Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed? Have ex-masochists become disabused? Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional? Have ex-musicians been disconcerted? or decomposed? Have ex-network operators been excommunicated? Have ex-punsters been expunged? Have ex-ski-resort-managers become dislodged? Have ex-underwear salesman been de-briefed? Have ex-writers been erased? Have retired witch burners been ex-pyred? He dreamed he was a muffler then awakened exhausted. He who sits on a hot stove shall rise again !! Hockey players love a good puck. How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer! I bought my fish a carpfone. He got hooked on it. I took a Bard for a lover and things just went from bed to verse. I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I am not sure. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'm stuck on acupuncture! If Fairbanks, Alaska outlawed dogs, would it be called Dogless Fairbanks? If I were slightly Polish, would I be a Tadpole? If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear would Greece help? If a Parisian falls off a bridge, does he go in Seine? If a Tree Puns in the Woods, Does it Still Bark at the Moon? - Cthulhu If a light is on in an empty room, is anyone illuminated? If a parsley farmer is sued, could they garnish his wages? If a pig is sold to the pawn shop, is it a ham-hock? If a shaman's drum vibrates by itself, is it a *hum* drum? If ignorance isn't bliss, I don't know what is. If ignorance isn't bliss, I don't know what is. If you stomp gripes, do you get whine? Illegal psychiatry: Freud where prohibited. Incorrigible punster -- Do not incorrige! Invertabrate punster; so slug me. Is a barber who works in a Library called a Barbarian? Is a sleeping bag a nap sack? Is doublemint chewing gum the result of a cloning expearmint? Is eating cheese in bed with two women considered a fromage a' trois? Is rabbit stew just a matter of splitting a few hares? Is the nose the scenter of the face? Is there any irony in steeling taglines ferrous all to use? It's been surreal, but I can't Dali now. KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it! Laugh and the world laughs with you; pun and you pun alone. Life is like an analogy. Love means nothing to a tennis player. Love on a coffee table -- a many-splintered thing. Man swallows frog. Doctors fear he might croak. Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self. Mathematicians, beware the sine of the beast! Motor City vampires prefer multiple viscosity. Neurotic: Self-taut person. Old Scots never die, but they CAN be kilt.... Old crafters never die, they just get more bazaar. Old doctors never die, they just lose their patients. Old shoe makers never die, they just loose their sole. One black bird to another: "Bred any good rooks lately?" Only through Cheeses can one find Gouda. Overweight just sort of snacks up on you. PUNNY BOOK = Snorting My Way To Heaven: Angel Dust. Painted the car, went dizzy. I had an autobody experience Partially sage, rows Mary in Thames. Persephone: Greek goddess of bills. Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass. Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labours in vein. Poetry isn't obscene . . . it's per verse. Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice. Proctologists have tunnel vision. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. Rabbit stew for dinner...it seems more than one of us can split hares! Red ship crashes into blue sky. Sailors marooned. SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards. San Andreas, it's not our fault. Sarcasm: barbed ire. Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt. Seed catalog: kernal journal Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil. She said, "Deeper, deeper!" so I quoted Nietzsche in her ear. Shin: A very sensitive device for finding furniture in the dark. Shocked actors: cast aghast Shredded Cabbage. Not just a good idea, Its the slaw. Small, furry creatures playing Bach: Gopher Baroque. Some a**hole stole my rectal thermometer. Splice O'Life - Designer Genes. Spock, saying goodbye to a CRT: "Live long and phosphor" Success is also easy to handle: you've solved the wrong problem. Surely you joust Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist. The Norsemen never wrote home, and when Odin found out, they were Runed. The SCA: We have archaic and eat it too! The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy!" of the beholder. The days of the digital watch are numbered The gene pool could use a little chlorine. The penguin is mightier than the swordfish. The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importance. The shortest distance betwen two puns is a straight line. . . The sun isn't going down. The horizon is moving up. The sun really makes my day. There's just not enough sax and violins on television. They called it the Dark Ages because there were so many Knights. Through a Jaundiced Eye Darkly--Rheum With a View Thyme and thyme again, Basil sagely doffed his scullcap to Rosemary. To err is human, to admit it, asinine. To err is human, to do nothing, benign. To err is human, to howl about it, lupine. To err is human, to moo bovine. To err is human, to purr feline. To err is human, to quit, resign. To err is human, to solve it, design. To err is human, two curs canine. To err is human. To moo, bovine. Toad (def'n): It is what happens to an illegally parked frog. Today I am feeling ept, ane, and sipid. Today is the day for decisive action! ... Or is it? Tolkien is hobbit-forming. Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes. Too many puns, not enough time to ex spleen them... Toupee truck overturns - Police combing area. Trends are passee. Trick photography: focus pocus Two cows were gossiping. Said one: "I herd it through the bo-vine." Use Auschwitz Soap...It's Concentrated! Visualize whirled peas Vote anarchist. Vultures only fly with carrion luggage. W-E-H-T-H-U-R: Worst spell of weather in months! Well, to be Frank, I'd have to change my name. Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt. What do you call a Girl Guide in Belgium? A Brussels Scout? What does Osiris's crow say? Ka! Ka! Ka! What is fear of people named Phoebe? ... Phoebiaphobia. What is fear of the force? ... Obiewancanobieaphobia. What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks? When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Where does a blackbird go for a drink? -- To a crow bar ;) Who the dickens wrote "Oliver Twist", anyway? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Will Windows95 live long and phosphor? With a calender, your days are numbered! Would you say worried guitar players fret too much? Wouldn't a self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope"? Xerox never comes up with anything original anymore. You go Uruguay, I'll go mine. You know what they say about paradigms: Shift happens... Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... "As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee." - Vogon poetry --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5I00003 Date: 05/14/98 From: SUSAN COOK Time: 01:20am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines? Why is it that most people in this echo rarely ever end thier messages with a tagline? Very silly considering this IS the tagline area... :) ... The flogging will continue until the morale improves. --- EzyBlueWave V1.48g0 01fa0167 * Origin: Milky Way, Langley, BC [604] 532-4367 (1:153/307) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5J00000 Date: 05/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:31pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I was born with a photographic memory, but it never developed I was kidnapped by aliens. What year is it? I wanted to be the first to find a Golden Ticket, daddy!!! - Veruca Salt I wanted to be free. - O'Brien2 I want to talk to Max Headroom. He's the only one that makes sense I was guide and opener of the way I want to live forever; it's my divine right I was given the gift of tongues...but my cat ate them! I want you to know I'm feeling very depressed right now I was a sick man... -- Mike Nelson I was goin' Chopin', but I forgot my Listd! Had to go Bach to get it I was expendable. I was stupid. I was killed off. - Tasha Yar I want to date other women, Tom said unsteadily I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*! - Monty Python I was going to procrastinate, but I'll wait and do it tomorrow! I want you to want me... - Cheap Trick I want you take me, want you to break me, want you to throw me away! I want to look at life - in the available light - Rush I want you to obtain some samples. -Bodolza I wanted plain vanilla, not a vanilla colored plane Mr Trump I want to hear you scream ... in pain." "Play some Rap mu I was fine, but I got over it I was a war baby. One look at me & my parents fought! I was getting worried about you I was happy when I heard you'd accepted this assignment. - Dax I want to lock it all up in my pocket; give it to me NOW! - Veruca Salt I was dewy eyed for a week - Tom I want to look at life - In the availible light. -Neil Peart. Rush I wanted respect. - Londo I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one I was a Starfleet engineer for 52 years, Mr. LaForge I was in Chicago once. Blew me away I want to know what's on that train" - Scully I want to see if Copperfield is in town - Fox Mulder I was a cat in nine of my former lives I want to see in shallow, dim, beautiful human ways I was born Greek. I will die Greek. I was a cat in my other lives I want to do a do me feminizt I was just kidding! Put down that phaser I wanted to be a comedian, but no one took me seriously I was born at night . . but it wasn't last night I was born to the anodyne I was a cat in my others lives I was Fred Astair's partner, she boasted gingerly I was at a party? Did I have fun? I want to believe I want to kiss her butt...she won't let me I was Rhubarb Queen - Mike as plain looking farm woman I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! I wanted a Lamberghini, but I am too Porsche for Infinity I was here. Where were you. Be back soon. - Godot I was a dirty young man - I haven't changed I want to see you wearing concrete boots at the bottom of the sea! I was abducted by aliens and all I got was this lousy implant I was a victim of a series of accidents, as we all are.. Kilgore Trout I want to learn the ways of the Force, become a Jedi like Yakko I wanted to bite you in the chow line. - Margaret to Frank I want to see my father now! Now, now,now,now! -Picard I want to decide who lives and who dies I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off I want to get a tattoo over my whole body of myself, but taller I was *scared*, Mulder." - Scully worrying about Mulder (Grotesque) I was a dead man; now I'm back." - Mulder to Skinner (Paperclip) I was arrested for stripping high order bits in public I was gonna be a barber but neurosurgery pays bett I was born free: I will DIE free! I was expendable...I was stupid...I went -- Tasha Yar I want you to know what it feels like to die slowly. - Kinkaid I want to see something cheap in a straw hat. Wear one and look in the irror! I was breeding this mold. His name was Albert. -- Lister I was alone with a world to tame - Dr. F sings I was just feeding a hunger." - Virgil Incanto (2Shy) I was going to be a vegetarian, but ate M&Ms instead I want to inspire you to go far beyond where you are right now I was Rush Limbaugh in a previous life I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I am now I want two waffles, with an animal in the middle. - Charlene I want to see if Copperfield is in town. - Mulder I wanted female companionship, can't spell. Spent night in warehouse I want to lick you all over I want to be a modirader when I grow up I was hoping to make it a little longer than _that_. - Sisko I was an old man. - Cochrane I want to live with a synonym girl I was going to post a tagline, but I'm not in a humorous mood now I want to look at life, In the availible light. -Rush I wanted to be a comedian, but everyone just laughed I was gaming when gaming wasn't cool I want your clothes, boots, and your assimilation - Terminator Borg I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin Jack Fudd I want to hear you scream in pain. Play some rap I was as pure as the driven snow, but then I drifted I want to live! I want to live! -- TV's Frank I was breeding this mould. His name was Albert. -- Lister I was a mild-mannered computer jockey... until I discovered karaoke! I was going fine till I trod in the DEU! I was born in 1693. The room next to mine was 1695 I was arrested for selling illegal sized paper [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)