--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00004 Date: 05/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:48pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I want Muller's boxers - with him in them! I used up all my sick days so I'm phoning in dead I wake up & feel like this guy looks - Mike on wind demon I wanna lie in the sun, and watch the seagulls maneuver over the water I used to have a life before I got a modem I voted for Big Bird not Barney!! I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I am not sure I want an ECHO where there is plenty of sex, whips, chains and REDHEADS!! I used to date a contortionist, but she broke it off I used to be indecisive, no I'm not so sure I want a meal, not a snack I used to have a life. Then I got a large tagline file I want Brisebois' boxers - with him in them! I used to read.... now I MESSAGE! I want .50 cal machine guns as a factory option I used to drag race, but gave it up. Couldn't run in high heels I want a full accounting on my desk in the morning!- Skinner I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you. - Ashleigh Brilliant I want my data back, machine, and I want it now! I used to read books, now I read .QWK packets I wanna hold Orville behind closed doors and more I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday! I want them alive, NO DISINTIGRATIONS! I used up all my sick days, so now I'm calling in dead I want Lantastic on my Apple ][+ NOW! I want a 586, 150 MHz CPU & 100 pps lazer printer ...NOW I used to know that, but I had my Brain washed! I waer my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg I want a mic on my laptop, to print ideas while I travel! I used to have a Heisenbergmobile, but every time I I wanna be Orville when *I* grow up! I used to have a life, but I liked mail-reading so much better I wanna decide who lives & who dies. - Crow T Robot I used to have a life. Then I got a computer. Now it's got me I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em! I used to be an atheist, but I've gotten to know Myself I wanna marry my computer, but the ring won't fit I want a map of this thread I want hourly progress reports from all stations - Riker I used to think a dozen roses was a nice gift. - Richie Ryan I used to be an Irish Catholic, now I'm an American I wanna be on the next trip to Bajor! I want that third alternative!! Kirk I used to get high on life but lately I've built up a resistance I used to be computer-illiterate.Then I deleted Windows! I used to have a life, then I started a BBS! I want that cat and I want it *now*! - Captain Hollister I waited a long time. I guess I could wait a little longer. -T.Riker I used to work for Kelly Services, Tom extemporized I used to get mad at my school. - Beatles I wanna be like Chuck I want Kelly Bundy for Fathers Day, Xmas, Birthday I want a bloody orgasm! - Mutant Raccoon I used to chain smoke, but I couldn't keep my chain lit I want Stevens' boxers - with him in them! I used to have a life; now I moderate I used to use a little package (then it got bigger) I used to have a dog, but he wouldn't eat my wife's leftovers I used to say I will believe it when I see it I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some I want to apologize for my mother's behavior. -- Troi I used up all my sick days so I am calling in dead I used to have peace of mind, now I have kids I used to kiss her on the lips - but it's all over now I used to be disgusted but now I'm just amused I used to be amused. Now I'm just disgusted I used to have money in the bank ...now I'm a BBS user I used to tap dance but kept falling into the sink I want a Bentley car, but can only afford a bent LeCar! I used to finish everything I started, but now I I want my MobyTurbo! I wanna have your child - the 18 year old daughter I wanna play poster costest TOO!!!!! I wanna be like borgs... I wanna be like borgs I want a chance to prove lots of money won't make me happy I want to achieve immortality through not dying. --Woody Allen I wanna come back as a toungue depressor for Heather Locklear! I wanna be anarchist. Get pissed. DESTROYYYYY!!! -Sex Pistols I used to have a short memory I wanna die with NOTHING left working! I want the world handed to me on a silver platter. - Calvin I used to live there. Now, I live here I wanna kiss Teddy's furry bit Her back! I waited and waited. when no message came, I knew it must be from you I used to bulls-eye womprats in my T-16 back home. - L. Skywalker I want my people to reclaim their rightful place in the Galaxy - Londo I used to have a life, then I started watching hockey games I usually leave an extra $10 in my pocket for her birthday I visited cyberspace and all I got was this lousy tagline I used to have a life. Now I have a computer I voted for the lesser of two weevils I used to be a werewolf, but I'm alright nowoooooooo! I want a chance to *prove* that money can't make me happy I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want it now! - Queen I used to have a life - now I'm married with children I want Jagr's boxers - with him in them! I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure I vote for: Billy Beer! I used to have a life, then I got married I used to dream of making the salary I'm starving on now [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00005 Date: 05/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:48pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I used to write, but now I message I voted for Jesse Helms just to piss you off I want him fighting wabid wild animals within a week I wanna Tag, just like the Tag that married I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power I used to rule my world from a carphone I used to be normal, then I got my computer I used to never be afraid, i used to be somebody I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code! I wanna change the world, but I can't find the source code! I used to have a life... then I got a modem I want a Partridge Family bus I used to read books, now I just read *.QWK ! I want a lobotomy - everyone else has one! I used to want it all, I used to be somebody I want a rich, nice looking man to keep around on the side I used to have a life, then I got v32bis! I walk softly and carry a big stick...44mag/hollow points I voted for Kermit. He's the Green candidate I used to think the world was flat. Now I know it's Gouraud shaded I vill hef to steal your tagline. I am wery sorry. - Chekov I want my father back, you son of a bitch. -- Inigo I want something exciting, something to play with, & some chocolate I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. Graffiti I used to have a life; now I have USnetMail! I walk down the streets of an unsuspecting human world I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment I used to read books...before offline readers came along I used to read books. Now I read offline mail packets I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke! I want a chance to prove that money won't make me happy I used to use QEdit! but now it's SLME for me! I want my Chris! I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure - Steven Wr I used to live in the real world I waive immunity and claim my right -- I go armed. -- RAH I used to smoke Camels, until the hair tickled my throat I want my family back. Those are my politics. - Harry Wyckoff I wanna be @N@ when *I* grow up! I want my OWN Belldandy!!! WWWAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! I used to work for the railway company, said Tom extraneously I used to be conceited, but gave it up. I'm perfect now I want eternal life, or something just as good I used to be an agnostic, but now I'm not sure I want a newer .... and a faster ... and @@@@@@! I walk along darkened corridors I used to belong to a solipsism club, but I got bored I used to have a life, then I started doing genealogy I want everything; do you have it?? I walk as a wolf among sheep I used to read books. Now I read bluewave files I used to be religious, but I gave it up for Christ I used to be conceited, but now I'm absolutely perfect I used to have a life, then I got a wife I want out of this monkey outfit! - Tom on army of apes I wanna know that this could be my fate I used to drag race. Darn high heels amost killed me I used to have a life...Now I'm a moderator I wanna be a Moderator when I grow up - but growing up disqualifies me! I used to have a life. Now I have a boyfriend I used to command a battalion of German ants, said Tom exuber-antly I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out I wanna be your naughty little doggie I want a new duck! I used to go into movie theaters looking for parental guidance I want a little bit,I want a piece of it,I think he's losing it - NIN I used to read books. Now I read .QWK and Blue Wave packets I want the REAL truth,none of that synthetic truth 4 me! I wanna be back on Mission Impossible. -- Crow T. Robot I used to be sane. I got better I want Federov's boxers - with him in them! I want all the power but none of the responsibility I want a job and a piece of land I wanna "Boink" the White Queen! I want a brontosaurus burger, easy on the onions I used to be forgetful - I don't remember how long ago I used to have a life, then I started reading taglines I voted for Bill Clinton! I want a pocket CRAY with a Megabaud modem I want to PLAY Sailor V video games, I don't want to LIVE them! I used to walk along the straight and narrow line I want it all, but I don't wanna wait I wanna be Orville Bullitt when *I* grow up! I wake up with my beard in my mouth - Crow as hero I want my OWN Belldandy!!! I want a color TV and a vibrating bed! I want this message corrected and on my desk at 4:00 PM I used to like you when you were a caped crusader -Gypsy I used to have a handle on life, but recently it fell off I voted for Change! And that's all I've got left I wanna spit in their faces I used to be an atheist until I realized I was God I wanna be back on Mission Impossible-Crow as Barbra Bain I want a license for my pet fish, ELRIC I used to bench press dwarf star matter--part of my training. I wanna get my kicks now before I go I want those voles confiscated & removed from the station. -Sisko I used to be disgusted, now I am just amused I wanna feel the sand between my toes. and never see another bulkhead I want my public to be the masses. [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00006 Date: 05/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:49pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I wanna see the one where Cindy attends a Betazoid wedding! I want one of those new Cray palmtops! I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas I want some Chinese food , said Tom wantonly I wanna go iron my pants - Crow I wanna be a fascist pig. Love to fight, what a thrill I want out! Let me out! Get me out of here!! - Brain I vas never that young. - Checkov ST:G I want my sampo. A free sampo I want patience, and I want it NOW! I want A BLONDE for my Birthday! I want it clearly understood that I'm totally confused I used to know lots of lawyer jokes, then I went to work for one I want this scene to go away! - Crow T. Robot I used to read books. Now I read recipes! I wanna see more freezers! - Tom cries I used to be sane, but I'm all better now I used to buy dry wells. Cut'em & sold'em for postholes! I want that cat and I want it NOW! * Capt. Hollister I used to have a life, before finding the tagline echo! I used to think I was an expert. Then I met one I used to be good in Spelling Bees B-E-E-S. See? I used to think I was stupid, and then I met philosophers I used to read books. Now I read Blue Wave packets I want a good - Man/Woman/First Available I want H. R. Puff'n'Stuff.......*DEAD*! I used to have a life. Now I read .QWK files I want Demi Moore for Christmas I want to be Special Agent Mulder when I grow up! I wana "Boink" Death! I waited hours for this, made my self so sick I want a woman who doesn't press charges. -- Uncle Fester I want Mr. Clemens kept under escort at all time. -- Riker I voted for Clinton; I know how the Indians felt I used to love my wife. Then I got a modem I voted Democratic once, but it was only a nightmare! I want a smart woman in a real short skirt I very much enjoyed that thing that you did - Crow I want to balance the spongy bit on the spiky bit. - Khayman I value your honesty & integrity more than your judgement I walk through walls, mostly to annoy my physicist friends I want a trip to Dream Park for Christmas I wanna see Kirk's sock drawer I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance I wan' my--I wan' my--I wan' my MTV I want all or nothing. Or maybe just some I wanna be @TOFIRST@ when *I* grow up! I wanna live to be 100, and get shot by a jealous husband I used to have a handle on life, but it broke I used to have a life. Now I have an offline reader I want patience & I want it RIGHT NOW! I used to be crazy. Now I'm a sysop I want chocolate! I used to have a life. Then I became a Sysop I used to be an Air Force pilot, but I bombed out I walk down lover's lane, holding my own hand I want a refund - this stupid microwave keeps saying "KILL 'EM ALL" I used to read books. Now I read QWK packets. BlueWave v2.12 I used to think I was vague ... but now I'm not so sure!!!!! I wander through your sadness / gazing at you with scorpion eyes I walk through the Valley of Death. I fear no evil I used to have money in the bank, now its in the BBS! I used to sniff Coke, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose I used to bullseye Womprats in my T-16 back home I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out of my glass I wanna put my log in your fireplace. -Gene Simmons I used to spell badlie, but now I got worser I want to be Neal Bush and rob banks legally I wanna live/I want to live my life/I wanna live...  Ramones  I want an apology for the truth - Fox Mulder I used to be an idealist, but I got mugged by reality I used to read books. Now I read Taglines! I wanna get all my back issues of Starlog organized -Dr.F I used to be sane, but I got better I wanna live and love and laugh! - Mike I waited and waited, and when nobody called, I knew it was from you I used to have a wife. Now I just lease. - Walter Matthau I used to watch TV, but now I watch Sailor Moon! I want those drawings!!! I wanna be @TO@ when *I* grow up! I used to be young & stupid; sadly, I am no longer young I wanna be a real Tagline when I grow up I want either less corruption or a chance to participate I want a dream filker, so I won't have to filk alone I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money I used to have 19,200 taglines, but then TLX crashes I want that faith back.........I need it back. - Scully I want to be Me. I got to be Me. Like I got a choice? I used to be apathetic, but now I just don't care I used to be good in Spelling Bees......B-E-E-Z. See? - Geco I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS I wanna feel ya', Illya - Mike I used to have a handle on life, then it broke I want them on the screen, and I want them now! * Riker I used to have a handle on life, then it fell off I voted for Bush! Don't you wish you did? I wanna spit in their faces... -- Tori Amos I used to moderate, but quit because I'm not a power-monger I used to be outraged...now I'm amused I want a woman, not some little girl who hasn't grown up quite yet [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)