--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I love California. I grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle I like Triple A SEX, (Anything, Anytime, Anywhere!!!) I looked in the toilet and screamed. -- Tabba Schwarzkopf I looked up my family tree! There were two dogs using it! I like the new chocolate goldfish I like young girls, their stories are shorter I like to suspend disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead! I like the knight life I like Windows! I like funny looks I love Kramer! - TV's Frank I like my coffee *strong*, not lethal! - Col. Potter I lost my wife in the last attack. Anan 7 I love Surfing a Blue Wave I love a business where if you can buy it, it's obsolete I live in a quite neighborhood -- I'm a shepherd I love Freckles! The best way to play "connect the dots" with blonds! I like children. If they're properly cooked. - W.C. Fields I like Submarines - long, hard, and filled with Sea Men! I liked the skull better. -- Joel Robinson I like you better tied down, said the redhead with a big grin I live in the desert with a cat with no brain I like long walks when they are taken by people who annoy me I long to be a human being. I like having people disagree with me. It proves I'm right I love a sweaty butt! - Crow T. Robot I like the way Clinton Thinks, Eat, Eat ,Eat.- Garfield I like this drill, said Tom as he carie'd out the dental work I looked for my ancestors,....and I found friends I like to throw boomerangs to dogs I like your approach, now let's see your departure I like small, inflatable sheep. Yew? Naaah I like ancestors - they never answer back or argue I like dolphins. If dolphins were human, I'd be a dolphin I liked him better before he was dead. - McCoy on Spock I looked in the grave and He was gone! I like fast food. That's why I never order snails I listen to Paul and Al in the morning I like measles! laughed Tom infectiously I liked Chest, though - Mike on heavy metal group I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat? I like my women to be...well...hockey players! I live in my little world, where reality does not exist I like the 486 tower. Does it come in red? I lost my hat! - BJ. Your cookies'll be next. - Hawkeye I love Oriental women; they're the nicest people you can come across I live in the state of denial I like to think of an egg as a liquid chicken I like my books thin and with lots of pictures I like eating Gagh. It's one of the few foods that doesn't bite back I looked me right in the eye and said goodbye I look for beer - it makes me go I look upon self-interest as my great strength. - Avon I love Velveeta, have some cheese, Tom said craftily I live so far out in the country, my zipcode is EIEIO! I like sex with my wife but my boyfriend hates it I like my coffee black as a moonless night I like my species the way i I like the parts that are smooth, firm I loathe the military. - Bill Clinton I liked my Hewlett Packard, so I bought the company I like your tag line! I looked back and the station just... wrinkled. - Jinxo re: B4 I like this taglineI think I'll take it with me I like a man with integrity; just wish I knew one! I live in a world of my own. You're welcome to visit I like tea! I don't like coffee! -- Sam Beckett I live in a predominantly mixed neighborhood. -Jay London I loike traffic lights I look like a geek, Joel - Tom I like the way your eyes dance when you laugh I like it, actually, and I'm quite surprised. - Anna Steven I lost a dream date with Nancy Kerrigan by 1/10 of a point! I live by two laws IDIC and Murphy's :) I like to make history I lost 70kgs of ugly unwanted fat - I divorced her I like your recipes better than mine! Wanna swap? I like men with big, ummmm hearts...that's it, HEARTS!!! I like your game but we have to change the rules I like sex with blondes but my wife hates it I live in a house, but belong in a HOME I like Rush Hours...I am always in the RIGHT lane I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one I love Echo Mail! All the social dynamics of pre-school I like to procrastin*!@#$%^&* NO HURRIER I like the idea in theory, but what of the mess? - Picard I love Unicorns, Good women, and other Fantasy creaturs I like what I see these days! - Don Horton I like to reminisce with people I don't know! -Steven Wright I like a man who grins when he fights I lived all my life on Planet Earth! I love Tribbles (with mustard and mayonnaise) I looked up at her and asked how much is that gonna cost? I lounge about corrected I like to do all the talking. It saves time and prevents arguments I like my species the way it is. -- Worf I love Terok Nor...so sing another Star Trek filk with me! I love Dallas. It's the crowds that pi$$ me off! I like to say "* for windows" as "The * from hell!" I like every muscle in your body, especially mine [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00235 Date: 05/12/98 From: STEWART HONSBERGER Time: 01:08am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Puns Hey all - Anyone have any pun taglines? A friend of mine really needs 'em A.S.A.P. Thanks in advance!  I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator  Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's   We'll have fun fun fun till the Sysop takes the Echo away...  "I used to be SysOp, but I'm all right nooOOOOOwwwwwwww!!!!" "Moderator.. Kinda like a Sysop, only more arrogant." "Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp" "Not tonight honey..I have a modem." "On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit." "Press to load the BBS, or +H for an IQ test." "SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. NO SYSOPS!" "SWF, blonde, stacked, seeks appreciative gentlemen. No sysops." "Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis." "Tip of the hat to our beloved sysop." - Mycroft "To BE the BBS, you've got to SEE the BBS." "Tremble, thou heathen; the SysOp cometh!" "User - A term used by Sysops. See ""idiots""" "Welcome to insanity, on the right is the Sysops console." "You'll pay to know what you *really* think! - Rev. J.R. ""Bob"" Dobbs" #define Sysop GOD #define reality NULL Stewart Honsberger, blackdeath@tinys.oix.com ... Clean unoffensive taglines for all. Boring, isn't it? -!- GOPGP v1.11 --- Squish/386 v1.11 * Origin: Blackdeath BBS - Private (1:229/604) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00000 Date: 05/12/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 05:58pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline SA> Goodgood - where can I get it? ') When You Give Me You're E-MAIL Address :) SA> http://www.zynet.co.uk/sanctuary/tmsource.zip (about 90k) I'll Check Tommorow! SA> Simon SA> ... After they made Scott, they broke the jello mold. HEY!!! Thats Mean! --- * Origin: RemoteAccess (64-3-3493236) V32B V42B CHCH,New Zealand (3:770/116) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00001 Date: 05/12/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 05:59pm \/To: BOBBY QUEEN (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline Sort/Dup remove BQ> Could you attach me a copy to wizards@shelby.net Scott? Thanks BQ> in advance. yeah Sure It should be there in 2-3 days! --- * Origin: RemoteAccess (64-3-3493236) V32B V42B CHCH,New Zealand (3:770/116) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00002 Date: 05/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:47pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I used to have a pet, but it died I used to get lit with Brooke Shields. -- Tom Servo I wanna be somebody! I wake near the end of the day I used to drag race. Damn high heels amost killed me I used to practice necrophilia, then I divorced him I wanna learn stuff from you. She's no fun anymore-Jacob I want satisfaction! - Quark I want in on this action! -- Crow T. Robot I vote for the evil of lessers I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted I wanna get lost in your rock-n-roll...and drift away I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke I used to be as pure as a driven shaft mine...but I drifted I wanna decide who lives and who dies. - Bob Dole I want less corruption, or a chance to participate I used to be computer illiterate. Then I dumped Windows! I wanna kick this movie in the groin! - Crow T. Robot I used to have a savings account - now I have a computer system I wanna be around to pick up the pieces I want a new bank account. My old one is always empty I used to be quite vague, but nowumwhat was the question? I want them taken alive. No disintegrations! I want her home by 8:15 Middle of August's OK! I wanna whisper sweet nothings in Orville's ear I want my, I want my, I want my XRS! I used to have a life...Then came the credit cards! I want my bedroom painted sky-blue pink I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead I wait, vacuum-packed./Exiled in metal, I dream./SOMEBODY EAT ME! I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it I used to read books. Now I read taglines for a hobby I used to know what mnemonic meant, but I forgot I want that bloody steak RARE! --Tammy the Great, brandishing knife I usually need a can of beer to prime me I wanna hear `Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kabloooie'! - Cal I used to have a life. Now I have a modem I wanna Tag, just like the Tag that married dear old dad I used to have a handle on life but it fell off I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost I want somebody who cares for me passionately -- Depeche I vow to consider your idea fairly, before I reject it I used to know many lawyer jokes then I went to work for one I want to French your hat! - Tom leers to cowgirl I used to have a life, then my husband got the modem! I want the donut with your pubic hairs around it......\_=0=_/ I used to have a handle on life, now I have a FCB on it I used up all my sick days so I've taken to calling in dead I want my own memory back. * Rimmer I used to rule my world from a payphone I used to have a wife, now I have a modem! I wanna be Me, I gotta be me, Like I gotta choice? I want it off my station! Sheridan I want a lover with a slow hand I used to have a psychic boylfriend but he dumped me before we met I used to watch TV, but then I bought a modem I want my cake. And Edith, too. - Jestar the Wizard I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling ou+ I wanna go out & get me some chicks -Crow as Joel's dummy I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now I want a woman who knows how to love me. - Ratt I want a peanut butter & dijonaisse sandwich - Tom I walk without a cut through a stained glass wall I want a refund - this stupid microwave keeps saying "THEY KNOW" I used to have a Tandy, but I got better! I used to have a social life, now I have a computer I wanna decide who lives and who dies. --Crow I useta kudnt spel KOMPUTER PROGRAMMMR and now I are one! I want Bonk's boxers - with him in them! I want me a cup of tea I used to read messages online, but now I have a life! I used to have a life, before I started doing genealogy I wanna thank my friends in Utah-Elton John, '95 Oscars I used to have a life, then I got an HST ! I used to have something inside, now just this hole thats open wide I voted for Cretien, and all I got was this unemployment I used to have a life, then I died I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure I used to have a life, before I began my genealogical research! I want to be GAINAXED to death!!! I used to have a life -- now I have RIME & my AMIGA!!! I used to mow all day,now I modem all nite I used to be computer illiterate - then I dumped Windoze I used to be normal; then I joined this conference! I used to have a Life. Now I have a girlfriend? I want immortality in the memory of man I vas never that young. - Chekov ST:G I voted for CHANGE & all I got was a lousy T-shirt! I usually know their thoughts before they do -- Lwaxanna I wanna get it wrong --U2 I want them held accountable for what DID happen - Mulder I want Dionne's boxers - with him in them! I want him in the Games until he dies playing I wanna job as a postal worker. I already got the gun! I want a car the color of dirt! I want those things on Tick's head! -The Terror "ARRRGGHH!" The Tick I used to have an iron deficiency... then i became a Goth! I want it LOUDER, MORE POWER, I wana rock you till it strikes the hour I vill hef to stun you. I am wery sorry. - Chekov I used to be a terrible flirt...but I've gotten better! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5H00003 Date: 05/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:48pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I used to be an aardvark, but I got too antsy I used to be amused. Now I'm just bored I used to jog. But the ice kept falling outta my glass I want peace and quiet! If I got a piece I'd be quiet ;-) I used to dream all night of the day that was gone I want my, I want my, I want my EZreader! I used to have savings. Now I have a 386 I want the truth! Is that clear?! - Sisko I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the r I wander her hills and her valleys I wanna tell the world! If the smile on my face hasn't given me away! I wanna be an Anarchist. Get pissed. Destroy. -Sex Pistols I want the ship scanned before its allowed to jump - Cranston I wanna be sedated I voted Democratic once, but I'm much better now I used to read mail packets. Now I read books! I used to have a mind. Now I have a child I wanna grow up to be a FidoNet Sysop and run my own BBS! I used to jog, but my beer kept foaming up! I used to trust the media to tell me the truth I used to be sane -- but I'm feeling much better now! I used to have an open mind but my brain kept falling out I vill count the boards of this pier - Crow I used to have a life. Now I have a BBS I want no acts of vengence. - Don Corleone I vote SHAVE IT! I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused I wanna deceide who lives and who dies!-Crow I want a dragon as a familiar I want Data's head on a platter! I wanna Seymour Butts. - Moe I used to read books. Now I read *.DOCs I want a woman, not some little girl who grew up in daddies big world! I used to be so big and strong, I used to know my right from wrong I used to watch TV...then I got a modem I voted Republican once, but thank God it was just a nightmare I want my Daddy! NOWNOWNOWNOWNOW! - Picard I want my old steam iron back. These new diesel irons don't work well I used to have a psychic girlfriend but she dumped me before we met I used to believe Heisenberg, but now I'm not so sure I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I shuffle along with the lost I used to have a life, then I became a moderator! I vill count the boards of this pier. -- Crow T. Robot I used to have a social life, but that was before I met Nerys. :.) I used to be schizophrenic, but we're alright now I used to get lit with Brooke Shields - Tom I vote for it being a 'feature' I voted for Clinton, and proud of #$&!#&$@ NO CARRIER I want that four percent, Lieutenant - Picard I used to be one of those people who thought DS9 was corny.. -Sherry I used to be indecisive, now I'm not sure I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman. - Dan Quayle I wanna marry a hooker!!! A woman who can crochet I want ANSWERS, mister!! I wanna be a moderator, so I don't hafta follow my rules, either I want my MTV I used to exercise. Now I only do it in moderation I want an apology for the truth. --Mulder I used to be an adult before I grew up I visited Cyberspace - it was blurry and jerky I used to have money.. Now I have a BBS! I want a full analysis. - Sisko I used to have a mind. Now I have children I want it to be summer, Right NOW! I want that faith back; I *need* it back."--Scully, on faith in self I used to be an atheist until I realized that I was God I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0 I want 2 live forever, or die in the attempt I used to be sane but I recovered! I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure I used to think that love would never find me I wanna go back to my little castle in Carteret, New Jers I want a woman who makes me feel like nobody can. - Ratt I want Cindy Crawford to have my baby I used to be dyslexic but I'm K.O. now I used to use Windows - Now I use the door!! I used to have a life, now I have a computer and modem I used to suffer from apathy.....now I can't be bothered! I used to read books. Now I read QWK packets. Blue Wave Reader v2.12 I wanna spit in their faces then I get afraid of what that could bring I used to buy dry wells... Cut'em up & sold'em for postholes! I want a full body tatoo of myself, only taller I want the real truth! None of that *synthetic* truth for me! I want that digital tape."--Mulder "I don't have it."--Krycek (PM) I visited the G.U.E. and all I got was this lousy map! I used to have a life, now I have OLX I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place I want a leaner bureaucracy and more investment. - Bill I want those scanners online now! - Franklin I want Sharon Stone for my Birthday! I wait for a miracle everyday..."--Mulder I used to read books, but now I just read Blue Wave packets I used to work as a plumber, but the job was too draining I used to read books. Now I read mail packets! I used to have a life; now I have RelayNet I want a box of Smurfs and a hammer! I used to moderate. I quit because I lost my sense of hu I wanna be like Mike I used to be sane, but now I'm better [End Tags]