------------------------------------------------------------ "A friend in need is a pest." - Bobby Heenan "A friend is like a fish, three days later they stink." - B. Heenan "A good Grecco-Roman punch to the yap!" - Bobby Heenan "According to my point system it's 212,000 to 9." - Bobby Heenan "All US title contenders should have green cards." -Larry Zbysko "America... hack ptui!" - The Iron Sheik "And that's an order!" - Sergeant Slaughter "Best time to kick a man is when he's down." - Mr. Perfect "Bragging isn't bragging if you can do it." - Bobby Heenan "Catchy tune... I like it!" - Bobby Heenan, on Japanese anthem "Cheating isn't cheating if you don't get caught." - Bobby Heenan "Don't fight it, chico....let's ooze as one!" - Goldust "Don't go messin' with a country boy!" - Hillbilly Jim "Dontchadaremissit!" - Billy "Red" Lyons "Elvis WHO?" - Honky Tonk Man "Eventually, even a blind squirrel will find an acorn."- Jim Cornette "Give me your wife, I'll make a woman out of her!" - Ric Flair "Gullible? Is that a new word for 'stupid'?" - Jerry Lawler "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tough Guy!" - Hacksaw Jim Duggan "He who hesitates gets backdropped!" - Jerry Lawler "He who laughs last, laughs best!" - Jeff Jarrett "He's got a plan!" - Bobby Heenan "He's seeing red... Johnnie Walker Red!" - Jerry Lawler "Heavy hangs the head that wears the crown." - Jerry Lawler "Hey, why don't you just keep your mouth shut!" - Ric Flair "How 'bout we'll buy ya some donuts?" - Kevin Nash, to police "Humility is the worst policy." - Rick Martel "I don't give a frog's fat ass!" - British Bulldog "I heard a hooker told him, 'Not on the first date'!" - Jerry Lawler "I'm gonna knock WCW on its ass!" - Ric Flair "I'm impressed. And I don't impress easy." - Jesse Ventura "It's time to walk that aisle!!!" -- Nature Boy Ric Flair "Real men wear kilts." -- Roddy Piper "Rest....in....peace...." - The Undertaker "This guy makes coffee nervous."-Bobby Heenan on the Ultimate Warrior "Trust me...." - Jake "The Snake" Roberts "What a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!" - Bobby Heenan "When do I get to talk?" - Bobby Heenen "Who are you, the boss or something?" - Sunny to McMahon "Who you callin' a has-been, brother!?" - The Hulkster "You dont have to yell at me, I'm not blind!" -Bobby Heenan "You have no earthly idea how bizarre I truly am!" - Goldust "You're a fountain of misinformation!" - Gorilla Monsoon HEENAN: It's a full nelson crab, reverse toehold. HEENAN: Boy, I'm glad he's out of here, that jerk. He just needs to shake the cobwebs around some. I'm the reason Hogan's got no hair. - Roddy Piper If you want to BE the MAN, you have to BEAT the MAN. Whooo! - Ric Flair It'll be a walk thru a park......Jurassic Park! Let's get rowdy! No problem?! He's 6 foot 7! WOOOOOOOOOO!!! - "Nature Boy" Ric Flair ------------------------------------------------------------ Bobby Queen ... CYBER_AUCTION is back on the Backbone. AREAFIX IT TODAY!!! --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3e * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00225 Date: 04/30/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:29pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I know there is good in you I knew it was a bad disk crash when the FAA was called in I know that that doesn't matter, I know pain at the molecular level. - The Crow I last felt good at 9:30am about eight years ago I know I'm going to die. My birth certificate has an expiration date I know how to talk to these Space Vixens I know the Captain's orders - Engage. - Riker I know..I know how it sounds..." - Mulder on another "wild theory" I know... But thanks anyways!!!!!! - Eddy Gosset I know when I'm gonna die..my birth certificate has an expiration date I know of one alien and in my opinion he is a damn good sysop! I left my good recipes on my 486 I like 'em sweet, with a heart of gold I know God exists wholly because it is impossible I know how toast works! -- Tom Servo I know he's alive down there, Captain. - Nurse Chapel I learn by mistakes, I'm getting a FABULOUS education I know I know you wellwellbetter than I used to - Tori Amos I know karate...and seven other Chinese words I know what you're asking but I feel nothing from it. - Troi I know I'm smart... I set the clock on my VCR I knew I was an unwanted baby... One of my bath toys is a toaster! I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now? I know everything. I'm just sworn to secrecy about it I know a bigamist who got that way using the New Maths I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing I know it was destroyed, but it shouldn't have been I know I left my glasses somewhere. "Crunch", never mind I found them I know the guy who writes all those bumper stickers. He hates New York I know you're sexually experienced .now try it *with* a partner ! I know the cheats for QUAKE, but I'm not telling! I leech taglines too! I know this is a BASIC problem, but I don't C where to ap I know how to cure diseases! I know why people like--ERKEL! -Bowl Bob I know my facts are right. I heard them from @FN@ I know that feeling... I knew him, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy I know everything, especially the stuff I make up I know my facts are right. I heard it on NBC I knew that. - Dr. Scrachansniff I know it all. I just can't remember it all I know how much you boys like clowns - Crow to Joel & Tom I know you. But you can't be you! There ain't no coming back! I know this will get _some_one's_ attention. =] I know, I MAKE it look easy... - F! I know that's not what you want to hear, but I'm just at a loss I knew Leo G. Carrol was over a barrel I know of a baby that gained twenty pounds on elephant's milk. That's amazing. Whose baby? The elephant's I know it's not the right thing and I know it's not the good thing I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me into trouble in Calc III I know who you are ... and I saw what you did I know you from somewhere. Have you ever been in jail? I know this is your line I knew I shoulda taken that left toin at Albuquoique I know I have faultsBeing wrong isn't one of them I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist I know enough to be _very_ dangerous! I know a girl who gives BED & BREAKFAST a new meaning! I know how to use this, Captain! Lenore Karidian I knew a PIKE once; never did get his last name I know why the post office is so slow. They use windows I know times are a changing for the worst, I wish they weren't I know a good tagline when I steal one I know people talk about me I hear it every day I know just enough to be dangerous I know a good tagline when I steal one, even if its one of my own! I know, I know.... I can probably find it in the docs I knew her before she was a virgin I learn by mistakes.....I'm getting a SUPERIOR education I know America has problems, that's why I'm running-Bill I know they'll listen to you. - Kira I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the t I know it all, I just can't remember most of it I know a girl who wants a whale - because they have 10ft tongues I know this one ALL too well!! I know a good when I steal one I left my good recipes in my 486 I left my body to medical science; it contested the will I like Boolean logic. NOT! I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque I know a good origin when I steal one I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know I left my heaaaaaaad...in San Franciscooooo I left my harp in Sam Clam's Disco I know it is difficult! - G'Kar I know where of I speak. - Lister I know the answer, I just don't know the question I know more old drunks than I know old doctors I like Barney...stuffed and mounted on my wall I know, I'm late again I know this weiner dude! He sells this weiner food! - Tom I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes. - Dark Helmet I know all the answers; it's the questions that stump me I know a real good cat!(the 1 embedded in my tire tread! I let my mind wander once... It never returned! I know nothing, I see nothing, I didn't wake up yet I know where the kitchen is, that's where the M&Ms are I led the First Amazon Cavalry PMS Battalion I know you're in there, I can smell your brains [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00226 Date: 04/30/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:29pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I let my mind wander - It never came back! I know something Bo doesn't! I knew I had some reason for not killing you Now what was it? I know you would prefer to wallow in a pool of emotion. Spock I know I left my TARDIS around here somewhere I knew you were a tagline hijacker right when I saw you! I know it doesn't make sense. What he's done may seem wrong. -Chapel I know music in a way you will never know. -- Diana I know how toast works! - Tom as naive teen I knew you would save them, my chief. Miramanee I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me I let my mind wander, and it never came back I know you are, but what am I? I know karate... and six other Chinese words I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say I know what he's afraid of - Fox Mulder I know a great deal about the past. -- Mr. Gaunt I knew I was lying. - Kryten I know what love is, what's it to you I know progress has no patience, but something has to give.: Rush I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called I know a guy who is so conceited, he thinks he's as good as I am I know what I'm doing I know you know karate, but do you know MagLite? I know nothing but the fact of my ignorance. Socrates I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am I laughed, I cried, it was a Mecca of emotion I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? I know my mind. And it's around here someplace I know the combination to your locked baud rate I know my computer likes me... it shared an IRQ I know I need to learn patience: Where can I take a crash course? I know how the game works. - Kira I know there are dupes, But my eyes hurt! - Danny Dp I know what you want, the magpies have come - Tori Amos I kinda like the feel of a couple extra feet in my bed I like Captain Solo right where he is. - Jabba the Hutt I know this is hard for you. - Scully I lead a dog's life. I'm not even allowed on the furniture! I know you're looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks I knew I should have gone on that date. - Richie Ryan I know engineers. They love to change things. - McCoy I knew that.... ;) I know I'm not perfect but I'm so close it scares me! I left my head, in San Francisco! --Data I know every bedpan by its first name. - Klinger I know @TO@ has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday I know a lovely way to say I love me - Mike as Paul Anka I knew you'd encourage me - Troi I know a bigamist who got that way using "New Math" I know the answer, you know the answer, he knows the answer. - Bart I knew I wouldn't die. I was never alone. Kirk I know engineers. They love to change things - Dr. McCoy I know everything. It's just sometimes I'm wrong I know on which side my bread is buttered. John Heywood I know a bigamist who got that way using "Million Man Math" I know it may not be love but lust can make a relationship work I laughed for five straight minutes at this! I kinda thought it was the maytag repairman.... I know it all. I just can't remember much of it I know where children get all that energy. They suck it out of their parents I know what's coming to me is never going to arrive - NIN I know that my Redeemer lives. What comfort this sweet sentence gives! I knew a girl named Angela once I know a kid who thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in both hands I know how to do anything - I'm a Scouter I know the psychological pattern & it plays hell with me drum skins I laughed, I cried, I fell down, I know how much you like snapping on the latex."--Mulder to Scully I like 'em stacked. Hard drives, women, and pancakes I knew the Prophets would not fail us. - The Sirah I know his name. - The Kurgan I knew that rubber chicken was gonna get me in trouble I know exactly what a sextet is but I'd rather not say I know Orville has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday I know what I know, if you know what I mean. ---Edie Brickell I know you believe you understand what you think I said I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneo I know where it is, but you can't get there from here I know what will get more viewers! - EWJ I know my locker's around her somewhere - Crow as zombie I know what you want. You want ectasy, Desire & Dreams. --JM I lied. I was never a kid. -- Trapper I know it when I see it....... I learned to fly in Starbug 2, not 1! --Rimmer. They're the same I know you will do what must be done. - Yarka I know! I know! 1976! What do I win? - Jalapeno I learn, whatever state I may be in, therein to be content. I know I have a moist face - Mike as geeky guy I know the answer as long as you ask the right question I know sysops; they love to change things I know a good recipe when I snag it I know this ship like the back of my hand - Scotty I know more than I can remember I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox? I left my car unlocked and someone stole my Club I know, I just saw them. - Troi I lied twice - Simulant I didn't think of that. - Lister I know @N@ has hidden talents - I just hope we'll see them someday I know what gold does to men's souls. Walter Huston [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00227 Date: 04/30/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:31pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I know which way the wind is blowing, but I have my own course to follow I know that because I'm Unique I knew it all along, our love was true. - Krokus I know a little bit about medicine. -- Bashir I like 2 kinds of music: Country and Western! I know who turned off the lights, Tom hinted darkly I know pain at the molecular level I know the difference between expectation and hope" - Mulder (3x22) I know that voice, that face! Riley I learn by example, often from my dog I know. I'm worried about him, too. - McCoy I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco I know noooooooooooooooooooooothing I know why God made babies cute...so we won't kill 'em. -Gallagher I know she's still warm, but get off of her Jim! I know you're not as stoopid as you seem. No one could be I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy! -Hef, Rocko I know the saying. It was invented in Russia. - Chekov I know I'm disgusting drunk,but I'm paying for it - I can see 2 of you I know, I know,...a _thousand_ questions. - Balok I left My Head In San Francisco --Data SINGS! I know a great Chinese place down here - Mike on Tijuana I kissed chicken lips! - Actress I know I can make it through whatever comes I left my good Taglines in my 486 I know. But what else could I do? - G'Kar I know a good ferret Tagline when I steal one I know it's whale poop! But why is it in MY yard? I know what you want, the magpies have come I know everything about everything, except that I know I am not perfect - I am still here I know! Let's get Scratchansniff a Tribble! - Wakko Warner I know Butthead it might be cool but it's going to give me a I know a good Tagline when I *assimilate* one I like Chinese detective movies, Tom chanted I know why they only get sex and you mean my thumbs I know you're sorry; now where's your apology? I knew he was bluffing... - Humperdink I know you were trying to give me the best of your love...Eagles I lay nude in my hotel room. The maid entered, FINALLY! I know you know that I know I like Animaniacs Taglines the best I know my wife had sex before we met, but she didn't enjoy it! I know the answer's here somewhere ... qwertyuiopzxcvbnm I let my mind wander once...it never came back I know what he's afraid of. - Mulder I knew him, Horatio -a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy I knew there was a reason to live." - Scully on a gift from Mulder I know this ship like the back of my hand.. KLANG!! - Scotty I know what it must be like to be Lee Majors - Crow I know the sun don't shine on the same dogs *** all the time, but I have I know my facts are right. I heard them from Orville Bullitt I know this is what you were hoping for... - Troi I learned English by reading taglines I know a good tagline when I steal it I know! Lets start a club like that diuretics guy! -Rocko I know exactly what I'm doing - that's why it's taking so long I knew I was an unwanted baby. One of my bath toys was a toaster I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes! I know there are others, tell me about them and I'll add them I laughed, I cried, I laughed some more I know someone with the exact same name! Really? Who? I left my Taglines on my HAL 9000. * I lay it down as fact that, if all men knew what others say of them, there I know how fond of it you were. No, I didn't use it much anyway I know you'll do a wonderful job. - The Nagus I know zat sayink. It wus inwented in Russia. - Chekov I let my mind wander in search of my heart I knew you'd take the proper attitude. -Anna I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words I laugh in the face of the 2nd law of thermodynamics I know I left ny glasses somewhere. "crunch" never mind I found them I know, I MAKE it look easy... - Freakazoid I know this violates the laws of physics, but ... I never studied law I knew he was inhuman. I just didn't know he was immortal. MacLeod I know you. Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? I like American music. Do you like American music? - Violent Femmes I know. Somehow... I've always known. - Leia I know the world is full of predators,just as it has always been.-DS I know the runny green stuff's potato. What's the black gravel? I knew that you knew that I know. Somehow... I've always known I know where I am, it's everybody else who's lost I left my body to science fiction & it was dissected. A time paradox! I know I have a purpose because I always seem to need deodorant I knew I was an unwanted baby. One of my bath toys were a toaster I know the secrets of Cinderella's castle I know I have a clean mind, I change it often enough I know Karate, Kung Fu, Judo, and 47 other dangerous words I know who killed Hoffa! I know I'm not Ms. Right, but would you settle for Ms Right Now? I know what you're looking for/Rough Stuff!...  Adam Ant  I know what I saw, Scully - Fox Mulder I lifted this from a message once I knew there was more to you than money! - Leia I know women...I married a woman and I know what's goin' on. - Cosby I know that the world is full of predators..."--Scully(Irresisitable) I know everything. I just can't remember it all at once I know you're not as stupid as you seem. No one could be! I know my place in the food chain: I'm a predator! [End Tags]