--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00208 Date: 04/29/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 03:50pm \/To: BRIAN JACKSON JR (Read 1 times) Subj: South Park... -=> Quoth the Jr, "South park..." <=- BJJ> if anyone can i would appreciate it if you can hook me up BJJ> with some south park tagline i know there should be huge selection BJJ> out there...and thanx later "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! YOU BASTARDS!" "Oh my God! They killed @FN@! You Bastards!" "Well, I guess Death was just coming after Kenny the whole time." "They act just like normal turkeys, but they're evil." "That's because I'm the son of God, brainiac." - Jesus (S.Park) "To hell with Kathie Lee Gifford!" - Mr. Garrison "My son?... I'm not touching that one with a 60 foot pole." - Jesus (S.Park) "Castrate the cows!" - Mayor " Kathie Lee... you're my sexual fantasy!... " - Chef " I'm gonna be on television! I'm gonna be on television! " - Cartman "Cartman, you buttpipe! This is the time of year you're supposed to share!" "If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?" - Cartman "Oh my God! They videotaped killing Kenny! You bastards!" "Ah, what the hell." - Wendy "Dude! This is pretty f----d up right here!" - Stan "Yeah! They're almost as big as his mom's!" "No they don't! You jealous weaklings!" - Cartman "You can reach your goals -- I'm living proof. Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!" - Cartman "I don't believe for a minute that you won that contest fairly, fat boy!" "You're gonna sit in front of the TV and eat Cheezy Poofs, assmaster!" "Hey! Get your b---h-ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" "No! I got it from that little bastard Kenny!" - Mr. Garrison "Whoa! Talk about wide load!" - Stan (re Cartman) " Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo... " "Sally Struthers?" - Cartman "Who the hell are you?" - Struthers (S.Park) "Gimmie that cake!" - Cartman "Nooo, this is MY cake!" - Struthers (S.Park) "God damn it!" - Stan "I heard that." - Jesus (S.Park) "So who put his who-who-dilly in your cha-cha?" - Cartman "Was it Officer Barbrady? Mr. Garrison? The 1988 Denver Broncos?" "Is there somewhere in town I could get a good, clear, sho--er, view of Kathie?" "Ha! Caught you red-handed! No pictures of Kathie Lee!" - Barbrady [k] Kamek the TagKoopa [i] AOLSD address: (SlrAlpha@aol.com) ... Oh my God! They killed BrianN54 You bastards! >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 President, Anti-DiC Moonie Club 7/4 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Kimagure Kafe (1:106/1725) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00209 Date: 04/30/98 From: JASON TAMEZ Time: 01:23am \/To: SUPER KEYBY (Read 1 times) Subj: Computer Lies SK>Ciao All! SK>I was looking for "Computer Lies" taglines. Can anyone help me with that? Not too sure what you want, but try these: Power corrupts, but we still need electricity. SYSTEM ERROR: offer sacrifice to keyboard to continue... Press [ESC] to detonate or any other key to explode. I BBS because no one can read my handwriting. DOCTOR.COM not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)all Kes? ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable KES.COM not found. (A)bort (R)etry (I)nsert a Borg? LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS. 29A...The hexadecimal of the Beast. Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O... 586 = Pentium 686 = Repentium Error, no keyboard...press F1 to continue Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk? Bit Decay? Yo say ou have Bi Dcay Abusive Error: Hit any key and the modem will call police (written by an infinite number of monkeys with PCs) Shell to DOS...come in DOS...do you copy? ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A: Klingon tagline: Strike any user when ready. My 286 is really a Pentium with an identity crisis. "Hi, I'm a tagline virus. Please copy me!" FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Perform CPR on any key to continue ERROR: speel chwkrr fyls kurruptud. Press any key to panic. Unknown Error on Unknown Device for Unexplainable Reason Disk Failure: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk NO CARRIER...just 2 destroyers and a minesweeper. Oops! You found another "Undocumented Feature!" For a good time, type FORMAT C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium? Vampire Error: (A)vert, (R)eflect, (I)mpale? DATA COMPRESSION: What you get when you squish an android Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM Let's see here...--...Oh no!Oops General stupidity error reading drive C: ROM BIOS Error: Press to continue... Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars... Mafia DOS...Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)? (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing... I typed 'FORMAT COM1' and killed a telephone operator.... ERROR Cannot Open CATFOOD.CAN Eat Mouse Instead (Y/y)? ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)anish it? MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes If NoT OS Hangs Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding. Line Noise! Ha, I don't get Ț NO CARRIER No! Don't drop the water^ŗԾ NO PERRIER DEFINITION: Cpu - C3po's mother. (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)lame a Tinker Gnome? Blood detected. Run VAMPIRE.BAT? (Y/N) (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ummon Elminster? Here at Intel, quality is Job 0.999997037582! My other computer is parked in orbit. ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate? Your computer is now infected with the TAGLINE VIRUS! $$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy. M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers. BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename. Choose no more than TWO: Quality, Service, Price Use "DEVICE=EXXON" to screw up your environment. Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion. (A)bort, (R)etry, (H)it With Vorpal Sword? (A)bort, (R)etry, (U)se for target practice? COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness. The Earth is 98% full. Please .ZIP yourself... ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer If at first you don't succeed... call it Version 1.0 All my good tag lines are on my other computer. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic? (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)ast Disintegrate? Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N) ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)ragonflame it? Load PICARD.COM? (M)ake it so (B)elay that order C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach? ... CAFFEINE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. Our Pentium-driven sensors show 3.00005243 Romulans decloaking. Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer I have Windows 95...can I park in the handicap space? My other computer runs the ENTERPRISE NCC-1701E Jason Tamez, Registered MSTie #71569 E-mail: jason.tamez@chrysalis.org --- SLMR 2.1a " " - [cloaked tagline] --- QScan/PCB v1.19b / 01-0074 * Origin: The Arsenal of Freedom - Garland, TX - 972-271-5410 (1:124/9006) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00210 Date: 04/29/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 07:19pm \/To: BOBBY QUEEN (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: tmsource.zip I was all like, "No Way!" and BOBBY was all :: BQ> Could you zip up a copy and attach it to email to me at BQ> wizards@shelby.net? My server doesn't have a limit on size so I've BQ> even received 12 meg files. It takes awhile but I still get it. :) It ought to be on its way within a few days... "Bother," said Pooh as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch. "Don't tell me you don't know, you smug son of a..." - Scully to Mr X "I! Order you! Let me go!" -- Evil Tom Servo Am I to understand that you people sell dead, fried cats? Don't worry, it's just living - Poe Jehovah's Witnesses Knock, knock... sh*t happens. Lorezna Giada Alessandra I love you -- L7 Nobody knew what kind of magic spell to use--David Bowie (Labyrinth) Santeria Don't even THINK of sh*tting on me! So you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts --Tori Amos Splice O'Life - Designer Genes. This is, of course, impossible. open fire cos i love you to death--Ministry Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... The Clone Rangers teleport again! --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00211 Date: 04/29/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 07:20pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Beatles Greetings and Hallucinations, All! Why don't I see hordes of Beatles taglines floating about, dancing and prancing? Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get ... a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00212 Date: 04/30/98 From: HEATHER LENNOX Time: 04:47pm \/To: JON HUNT (Read 1 times) Subj: Ooooohh.... Guten Tag! SA>> ... Tag-O-Matic V.13F JH> Do you have an e-mail address? Nope! 'Fraid not. My copy of T-Matic is starting to play up all the time now. It keeps hanging whenever I select a tagline. Then it recovers and kills my reply, saying an error has occurred. When it does that you can see the air above my house turning blue. 8-) Gan canny noo! ... I have a ball-bearing mousetrap. It's called a tomcat. ___ Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR] --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Sidewinder! Your Military Info BBS. 649-267-3546 (3:772/210) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00213 Date: 04/29/98 From: MICHAEL DEGROOT Time: 06:16pm \/To: JANADA OAKLEY (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: Monty Python tags -=> Quoting Janada Oakley to Michael Degroot <=- AK> Monty Python of Borg: And now for something completly AK> irrelevent! MD> i don't know about what you're asking, but I like the Monty MD> Python tag you have. have any more? JO> Hey, don't I know you? (G) Anyway, here's my Python Pun tag file. One JO> of these days I'll post the main file...it just takes so bleeding JO> long to break up 1300+ taglines into small sections! It might help JO> when I finish splitting the big file up into the Series or Movies. You can dump them into the monte echo if you want. it's on topic. ___--------------------- Michael DeGroot Moderator of MONTE lorded@bc.sympatico.ca ... "What did he do?" "He... used... SARCASM!" - Luigi, on Dinsdale ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- Maximus/2 3.01 * Origin: William's, Vernon B.C. 28.8 250-549-2409 24hrs free (1:353/385) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00214 Date: 04/29/98 From: MICHAEL DEGROOT Time: 06:21pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Tag-manager What's a good tagline manager to work with, preferrably freeware/shareware. ___--------------------- Michael DeGroot Moderator of MONTE lorded@bc.sympatico.ca ... "Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon..." - Doctor (MPFC ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- Maximus/2 3.01 * Origin: William's, Vernon B.C. 28.8 250-549-2409 24hrs free (1:353/385)