--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I hit, I hit. I kill it. -- Diceless Role-playing I haven't put air in my fifth tire, said Tom despairingly I haven't got a single recipe with the word -------- in it I have tasted the sweets and the bitters of love. -Byron I haven't lost my mind; Kosh has a backup I hear they drummed you out of the continuum -- Guinan I haven't had sex in so long I forget *who* gets tied up I hope so!! This place is cleaner than CABLE TV!! :-) I have to stay home and see if I snore I hear you loud and clear, but the picture is fuzzy I hope that's a Jehovah's witness. -- Al Calavicci I have two orifices, but sometimes I work at home I hope you REALLY don't talk like that, you sound like a geek! I have the capacity to accumulate and process data, yes. HoloDoc I hope these are the right coordinates. --O'Brien I hope that everyone will take precautionary measures I have the simplest of tastes. The best is satisfactory I hope this may help any others with similar problems I hope this little breach of security won't affect my Christmas bonus I hope God has a sense of humor, but not a hell of one I hope this is 'aproximating English' close enough I hear you're a real smart feller, I mean fart smeller I heard the cries for revenge, for blood, for death. - Delenn I have the fossil locked at 19200 and have told RA & I hear you always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace I hope life isn't a big joke. Because if it is, I don't get it I have switched to metric, Tom expounded defeatedly I have the capability of movement within your ship. Nomad I hope so. - Sisko I hope matters are a little clearer now I have the _right_ to express my opinion. -Quark I haven't had that much luck with women. - Batman, to Chase Meridian I heard you were at the dog show? Who won SECOND prize? I haven't the slightest idea -- Dr. Crusher I haven't lost my sanity. I just chose to ignore it I have to make brownies for the Pinewood Derby... -- Tom Servo I have the brain of a Republican, in a thimble on my desk I hear the roar of a big machine, two worlds and in between I hear the Schmaltz Police knocking on my door I have to call 'em like I see 'em. - Richie Ryan I hope the day after I die is a nice day I hear the president is naming you Secretary of the Infer I hope they blow up Blossum - Crow I haven't seen 'okay' in what seems like years. -Kira I have the heart of a liberal... in a jar on my desk! I heard Cinderella left home because of Salmonella's cooking! I haven's lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere! I hope we didn't come at a bad time. -Susan Ivanova I hope Cochran's reading this echo. I have writer's block, said Tom contritely I hope I can handle what I have to do I hear President Clinton is naming you Secretary of the Inferior I haven't gone by the name Orv since before you were born I have to go, I promised @TOFIRST@ I'd let him buy me drinks tonight I have to wear this cast for another six weeks, said Tom disjointedly I have to go now. The cat's eating the piano. I have three megs: Meg Ryan, Meg Keller, Meg Johnston I heard George Hatchew say, "QWK isn't a pain since I wrote Blue Wave! I have what I told you I needed, Mulder... proof - Dana Scully I haven't fulfilled my daily quota of chair violence today I have tole you twict goddarit No! I hope that growl wasn't directed at me, Ensign. Worf I have so many aka's my Front Door said "enough!" I have to go undercover as Tony Roberts? -- Mike Nelson I have some reservations about this plan. - Geronimo I have to admit.. this is a great Tagline! I have strange tastes....do you taste strange? I have that file, it's right he I hope that Heaven has modems and BBSs I haven't a clue. -Odo I haven't got the kind of heart a lover can steal I heard you cheering. It meant a lot to me. - Buck Bokai 2 I heard some of you got your families living in cages tall and cold I have waited many, many years. And now - it is time.. The traitor I hope this helps! I hit conference 7's #66,666! - Andre Viens I have tried relaxing but somehow I just feel better all I hit my key and I'm still not in control I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on disk I haven't lost my mind, someone misplaced it I hereby sacrifice this message I have to fluff my shower cap I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a s I have to fix all the bugs, and add some new features, Tom maintained I hope you don't find me as stupid as a photocopier I hear a mundane begging to be taunted I heard Martin Pollard say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!" I hope I get what I want before I stop wanting it I hear he's nutty as a fruitcake. - Kirk I have the passion of a 20 Year old I hope they name something new after Charles Schumer: a disease! I have the heart of a Republican... in a jar on my desk! I have to go, I promised @TOLAST@, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight I hope that Schroedinger guy put litter in here I have to be on the next train to Bermuda I have to to face an immortal and you tell me to cut and run? I hope someday you'll join us and the world will be as one - Luv, Hugh I hope they don't find out that I'm faking. * Riker I have seen your capslock key, and it's not pretty I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape and I can't scan yet! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00205 Date: 04/28/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:45pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I have several X-files that document similar cases. - Mulder I heard her plotting. - Quark I have vays to make you talk, @TOFIRST@! I hear the madness comes slower in the light... -- Killian I heard that all the brides of Dracula were Rednecks I heard Stan Zaske say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!" I have turned into a wishing well with legs. - Londo I hope I'm not in the bath when opportunity knocks! I hear Pooper's locked up tight - Tom I have the Midas touch - everything becomes a muffler! I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk I have tole you twict goddamit No! I have velcro on my butt! Kira[naked] I have the morals of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk! I haven't the faintest idea what you are referring to I have to attend my PhD oral examination, said Tom defensively I hope this tagline is worthy of stealing I hope he kills the Apple Dumpling gang! - Crow I hit Ctrl again and again, but I'm still not in control! I hearby appoint you Babylon 5's resident sneak - Sheridan I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm I have shifting antigens. Don't even try to find a cure I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies I hope Thelma Ritter mom before she died I have two computers. Can I breed them? I have this terrible pain in the diodes all down my left side I have to wash/condition/perm/curl/tease/torment my hair I hope I'm dead because my pants are full - Tom I hear your feeling down I haven't shot anything all day, Tom groused I hold a cup of wisdom, but there is nothing within I have so much to do. I'm going to bed I haven't read that Fairy Tale, he said Grimmly I have seen your evidence... I want DIFFERENT evidence! I honor and express all facets of my being, regardless of state and local aws I hope someday a Pope chooses the name Shorty I have to convince you, or at least snow you I heard Linda Blair a most shocking story! I heard @TOFIRST@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies somewhere I hope the cat will join us, and the echo will be as one! I haven't gone by the name Orville since before you were born I hope we know what we're doing-- Riker I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius I have to know what he intends to give to the Bajorans. Quark I heard Dale Shipp say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!" I haven't had a day like this in some time... Satan, Animaniacs I heard the owl call my name, said Hoot I have some great news. You just digested the bad guy I hope they didn't miss the film's climax. -- Crow T. Robot I heard. - Kira I heard that they made Pee Wee Herman an honorary Kennedy I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - H I have the simplest tastes. The best is satisfactory I heard it simulates another person... - TEC I hear your lips moving, but I can't see what you're saying I haven't moved for hours. Why? I'm a mirror stalker! I hope they kill Mr. Kotter! -- Crow T. Robot I have the birth date of a 40 Year old I have to stop now. My arms are getting hoarse I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape somewhere I heard Lucca and her dad have made another crazy invention I have something to say, it's better to burn out, then fade away!!!! I hope life isn't one big joke, because I don't get it I have to go to court for kitty littering I hope I've made myself clear....I'll be watching. ;-) I hope you don't hold it against me. - Bashir I have the Mars observer and I'm not returning it until I get an 'A' in astronomy I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion I have to insert this spatula in your mouth, said Tom depressingly I hope she's not dressed in Saran Wrap again - Crow I have to rotate my crops I heard about what happened in school. - Sisko I heard that Pyle! You piece of filth - Crow to Mike I have tolerance for everyone... except Rush Limbaugh I have some questions about your anus - Crow to Tom I hooked up my hi-fi system to a pair of Bajoran Orbs and....wow!! I have the Asian Flu I hold my breath for nought, except to squeeze the trigger I hope the ivy grows around your rotting body laughs you I haven't been feeling so great, I swallowed a door knob, and it keeps turning my stomach I hear my voice, and it's been here, silent all these years I have to hand hold an android - Picard I haven't lost it! It's been temporally mislaid I heard 'em sing about it a million times I hope I'm dead, because my pants are full. Tom Servo I hit the CTRL switch, but this aircraft is still out of control! I haven't got a single tagline with the word chile in it I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle I heard nothing from the FIDO Taglines Moderator. Enuff was enuff! I hope that you will reconsider, Emissary. - Yarka I hear she gives really good ear - Quark to his brother I hope Santa brings me that mistletoe belt I asked for! I hope they didn't miss the film's climax - Crow I haven't gone by the name @TOLAST@ since before you were born I have to jog my memory I hit you, you hit me, we're all bruised so ba-aaad-ly I have the heart of a liberal. I keep it in a small jar on my desk! I hope I did'nt bother you with a silly question I haven't lost my mind, it's ZIP-ed up somewhere [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00206 Date: 04/28/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:46pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I haven't time to go chasing after him! There's violence to be done! I haven't gotten a mailbag today so nothing new to report I have to go now. They need Me (aliens you know) I haven't lost my mind. It's backed up on disk, somewhere I hope you brought the Orb of Wisdom with you. Zek I have vivid memories of Romans attacking people in my state.-Clinton I haven't been able to get a word out of Dax on any of this. - Sisko I haven't gone by the name @N@ since before you were born I hear the president is naming you Secretary of Soul I haven't lost my mind; the slave hid it! I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil. - s.w I have something money can NOT buy: POVERTY! I haven't a clue. - Bashir I hope that's a phaser in your pocket Spock! I hope this information is helpful! I haven't lost my Necronomicon Pocket Concordance? You've got it? I haven't lost my mind, it's in the gutter right where I left it! I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on an isolinear rod somewhere! I have to know what they're protecting... - Mulder to Scully I have this foreboding sense of evil... there's the postman I hope that bust your skull, Kazon puss-hog! - Neelix I hope I die before I get old I have to do it myself, but I can't do it I have velcro on my butt! I have to sit up with a sick ant I have'ta take a cold shower - Mike I hope I never grow up! I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control I haven't gone by the name @TOFIRST@ since before you were born I hope I did this right! I haven't been wrong since 1969, when I was a mistake I hope to hear from all of you soon. Happy Hunting!!!!! I have some interesting and original taglines I heard on TV that the Catwoman is thought to weigh 140 pounds I hope I didn't seem bitchy ... I can't afford it! I have trouble believing it's a porcupine. - Don Horton I hope her last name wasn't Bodine! - Don Horton I hope to die peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it I have this real moronic habit I have, called THINKING I have to go mow the laundry I haven't lost my mind, its in the tagline file right where I left it! I have to go, I promised @FN@ I'd let him buy me drinks tonight I hope that the above helps you a tiny bit I have something BETTER than chocolate - Riker I have to think twice before I give it a second thought I hope we didn't come at a bad time. - Ivanova I have the most perfect confidence in your indiscretion I hope that's enough! That's all! I hope this clears up some of the confusion I hear Michael's new cod-piece song is all about you I hope I have enough cadmium red. -- Calvin I hit the dance floor every chance I get I hit my CTRL key and I'm *still* outta control! I haven't killed anyone yet. Help me keep it that way I have the heart of a conservative...in a small jar on my desk I have the wisdom of a 70 Year old I hope that Schrodinger guy put kitty litter in there I hear my train a' coming -  Hendrix  I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm. BOTH of 'em I have three cases of kanar. - Quark I have to go now, my fingers are getting hoarse I hear what you're saying but I just don't care I heard you know how to turn them on - Wesley I hope with all my heart there will be painting in Heaven I hope the next version of DOOM has purple Barney's to kill! I hope there were no complaints from those sucked in for Worf. -Anna I hooked up my battery backwards, now my horn sucks I haven't lost the weight, it's right here behind me I hear rumours get started in this echo. Pass it on I heard the news today, Oh Boy I haven't lost my mind, Just my Hard Drive I hope I'm that feeble when I'm 200 years old! -- Picard I hope I know what I'm talking about I hope that's the scene police calling - Tom I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar I hope Doodles Weaver isn't the Kitten - Mike I hope the Mars probe doesn't end up in Uranus! I hope that helps! USENET: DAN.MLODECKI@CANREM.COM I have the most _wonderful_ holoprogram... - Lwaxana I heard he died! Er, washing his hair! I heart my dog head I haven't seen such a hairy one of these in a long time. -Kemanorel I heard Clinton was going to Euro**&^%$*NO CARRIER I haven't fought a windmill in a fortnight I haven't gotten into trouble yet - Wesley I have to thaw some karate chops for dinner I heard music. La Forge Music? Data I have you just where you want me. I think I heard it through the grapevine I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born I hope Leopold doesn't find out about this - Crow I have to let my dog out, she's getting too tight! I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.Marvin I haven't lost my mind -- it's around here somewhere I haven't found my connections, but sure did find some friends I have to go, I promised Orville, we'd bake a raisin nut cake tonight I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a straw I haven't lost my mind, it's right here in this jar I hope these records are of interest to you [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00207 Date: 04/28/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:46pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I hope wars getting smaller is a trend. - Col. Potter I hope he puts in his 8 track of Aqua Lung - Mike I heard that Jadeite was so stupid, he got stabbed in a shoot-out I have to get there while I still can. Bashir I hear what you're saying, I just don't care I hope Sid pulls your voice box out! - Mr Potato Head to Woody I haven't lost my mind; I'm sure it's backed up on tape somewhere! I hope I can solve my internal conflicts w/o bloodshed I hereby sentence you to death by, uhh..hehehe, saw off his tweeter! I have the patience of a 2 Year old I haven't gone by the name @LN@ since before you were born I hope those fabulous CONEHEADS are at home!! I hit the CRTL key but I'm still not in control! I haven't read that Fairy Tale, Tom said grimly. Grimm] I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar I have vays to make you talk, Trevor! I have to make brownies for the Pinewood Derby - Tom I hope my mother gets hit by a steamroller, said Tom malevolently I have socks older than this kid. - Hawkeye I have the perfect plan! Squeezy Cheese! - EWJ I have written you before but I think the net might have swallowed it I heard that the Moderator was goi#$&!#$&! NO CARRIER I heard you said that I am crazy about you I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one I hear John Bobbit always leaves SMALL tips I hope we'll still be friends I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it I heard a hooker told him, 'Not on the first date'! - Jerry Lawler I hope that politically correct is *DEAD* before this decade's out! I have the brain of a socialist, in a thimble on my desk I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my d I have the strength to endure the misfortunes of others I hope the moderator will join us, and the echo will be as one! I have to sing a run of eighth-notes, said Tom quaveringly I hereby declare that mornings shall not start until noon. - G I haven't the software to deal with this! * Kryten I have the heart of a Conservative in a jar on my desk! I haven't lost it! It's been temporally misplaced I hope they weren't triplets I hope Santa will bring me that mistletoe belt I want I haven't the slightest idea. -- Beverly Crusher I hope I'm never out when my ship comes in I have the erasers to all miniture golf pencils I have the mind of a Conservative in a thimble on my desk I heard Wayne Benner say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave!" I have the values of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk! I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. -- Oscar Wilde I have too many children, said Mary overbearingly I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old - Picard I haven't lost my mind, it's in background in Windows I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer I have the heart of a liberal. I keep it in a jar on my desk! I have to wear my sports leg to park in a handicapped spot I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes I heard the Word--wonderful thing--a children's song I have taken it to heart. Please hold my aorta I haven't lost my mind. It's just swapped to disk I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere I haven't lost my mind! I've got a backup somewhere I have the other half of Rush Limbaugh's brain I have the heart of a boy. I keep it in a jar I hope we didn't frighten the fish - 007 (Sean Connery - Thunderball) I hope that Schroedinger guy put some litter in here. - Cat I hope that doesn't hurt your army's morale I haven't seen a PXK in 20 years. - Scott I haven't dropped a drink, I mean, drinked a drop I hope I don't get run over again I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside I heard you get a wicked rush if you breathe in prune box air- Butthead I have to show you something. - Scully I hope for your sake you are initiating a mating ritual I heard angels sing, when I heard you whisper my name I hope that "Kevorkians" that line of conversation! I hope that I get old before I die I haven't gone by the name #TN# since before you were born I hope he kills the Apple Dumpling gang! -- Crow T. Robot I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere I haven't lost my mind I hear that Frank N. Furter is serving Meat Loaf tonight I hear John Bobbitt's the new spokesman for Snap-On Tools I haven't the foggiest notion of what to do. - Anna Steven I have two things on my mind, one mail, the other female I hope it sucks you down I heard that Dee Dee misses being on Clinton's staff I heard @FN@'s mind has been on edible underwear lately I have to answer all of my "occupant" letters I hear they're coming out with a 12-step program for modeming addicts I have the right to my thoughts about your beliefs I hereby strip you of all of your Princess Points I haven't gone by the name @TO@ since before you were born I hope that's a Jehovah's witness-Al I heard Suzanne Traylor say, "QWK isn't a pain since I got Blue Wave 2 I hope flies don't go to heaven when they die. Too many of em I hope I have made this a more enjoyable war for all of us.-F. Burns I hold a very responsible position. When it goes wrong, I'm responsible I hear a clock in this tomb, tom said cryptically I have what you want." - Cancer Man, to Alien in Krycek's body (Apocr) I have the mind of three men: Larry, Moe, and Curly I hold the secret to life itself! - Frank N. Furter I heard @TO@ say that Klingons are WIMPS!! [End Tags]