--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00187 Date: 04/23/98 From: JON HUNT Time: 05:02pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Ooooohh.... Yo Heather! SA>> ... Tag-O-Matic V.13F HL> It's out!!! Where can I get a copy? excitement> Do you have an e-mail address? Sincerely Yours, Jon ... Germs attack at weak points-which is why there are so many head ... colds! --- Terminate 5.00/Pro * Origin: Abaddon - The Angel Of The Abyss (2:263/500.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00188 Date: 04/24/98 From: TERRY MAY Time: 11:43am \/To: BRIAN JACKSON JR (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: South park... Re: _South park..._, BRIAN JACKSON JR wrote to ALL on 22 Apr 98: BJJ> if anyone can i would appreciate it if you can hook me up BJJ> with some south park tagline i know there should be huge BJJ> selection out there...and thanx later Here's a few: "Oh My God! They Killed Kenny! You Bastards!" "Hey! I'll blow your friggin' head off!" "Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!" "Oh, come on, children -- what could be so bad? It's salisbury steak day!" - Chef "I'm not fat -- I'm big boned!" * LED v1.51 * I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. --- JetMail 1.00alpha0 * Origin: Terry.May@rebel.ronly.org - Las Vegas, Nevada (1:209/745) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00189 Date: 04/28/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 06:09pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline SA> 1) The tag-precursor is hi-ascii. 2) You have a single space in front Fixed Now Its ... TAGLINE Fixed! Okay Thanks! And I'm In New Zealand So I DOnt Think I Can get The Source Unless You E-MAIL it To Me At Shagger98@ Hotmail.Com Okay Thanks --- * Origin: RemoteAccess (64-3-3493236) V32B V42B CHCH,New Zealand (3:770/116) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00190 Date: 04/28/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 01:38am \/To: MICHAEL DEGROOT (Read 1 times) Subj: Monty Python tags AK> Monty Python of Borg: And now for something completly AK> irrelevent! MD> i don't know about what you're asking, but I like the Monty MD> Python tag you have. have any more? Hey, don't I know you? (G) Anyway, here's my Python Pun tag file. One of these days I'll post the main file...it just takes so bleeding long to break up 1300+ taglines into small sections! It might help when I finish splitting the big file up into the Series or Movies. 333 - Eric the half a beast. (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)i! (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)udge nudge. (A)buse, (A)rgument, (C)omplaint, (H)it on the head. A crunchy frog a day keeps the doctor away. Ahoy, the BBS! Heave to and prepare to be boarded! All in faver of a Holy Grail sequel say Ni! Ni! All my Crunchy Frogs wear English Spam...or they wear nothing at all. And now for something completely different: a funny tagline ! An eye for an eye, a crunch for a frog! "Another Crunchy Frog bites the dust." "Captain Spam, I must protest! I am not a Crunchy Frog!" Dead Parrot Tagline not included "Don't make me Crunch you" - Darth Vader, in The Frog Crunches Back "Don't worry; Be crunchy!" - Stupid Frog T-shirt Slogan Every Spam is sacred. Fate saves fools, little children, and crunchy frogs. For a Spam reply, send a self-abused, stomped Crunchy Frog to... Frog, James Frog: from Crunchy Royale Frog, James Frog: You Only Crunch Twice Hey, you crunch my frog and I'll crunch yours. I am a Borg, hear me crunch. I am a giant froggie's lunch. I am Frog Of Borg: You Will Be Crunched! "I crunch, therefore I am." - Desfroggies I'd like a bit of "pram" please.... In England there are 60 religions and 1 sauce. -[Insert clever crunchy frog tagline here]- It's a Miss Janada or something, says she's come about the spanking. It's not if you win or lose, it's how you crunch the frog. It's so bloody marvelous it makes you want to throw up! - Monty Python I will not read this message, it is scratched. I will not steal this tagline, it is scratched. Lupin! May the crunchy frog be with you. Mary had a Crunchy Frog / Crunchy Frog / Crunchy Frog...Mary had a... `My God! It's full of crunchy frogs!' -- 2001: A Frog Odyssey No one expects the Spammish Repetition! Spam! Spam! Spam! Nobody--expects the Spanish in the Kitchen! Now forming a local chapter of Crunchy Frogs Anonymous Now go away or I will make up another tagline ! Python of Borg...and now for something completely futile... Remember: All that crunches isn't frog. Send a Self-undressed Spammed Envelope to "Crunchy Frog Offer" Sir Gallahad - the one without e-mail address. Speed ? (a) Llama (b) European Swallow (c) Loaded African Swallow "That's a Spam and rat tart of a different color" "There's a frog crunched every minute." - P.T. Barnum There's more than one way to crunch a frog. "To crunch, or not to crunch." - Froglet two frogs -- one called Kipper the other not -- have all gone "Ni ni... We are the knights who say...@?"!NO CARRIER "We hold these Crunchy Frogs to be self-evident.." Welcome to Castle Anthrax...where the spankings never stop! What came first? The frog, or the crunch? When is the last time the Haggis Fairy visited you? When the going gets tough, the frogs get crunching. ... What are we dear?-Mrs Blackitt Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.. * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00191 Date: 04/28/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 01:57am \/To: BRIAN JACKSON JR (Read 1 times) Subj: South park...1/2 BJJ> if anyone can i would appreciate it if you can hook me up with BJJ> some south park tagline i know there should be huge selection BJJ> out there...and thanx later They killed Kenny! You--..Oh, sorry, having a flashback. Here you go: ***Episode 101 - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe Yeah, go home you little dildo. - Cartman, South Park Hey, don't call my brother a dildo! - Kyle, South Park Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! -Kyle * Don't kick the baby.-Ike, SouthPark That wasn't a dream Cartman, those were visitors! - Stan, South Park Visitors are real. - Stan Yeah, they abduct people and they mutilate cows. - Kyle on Visitors and I'm not fat, I'm big boned. - Cartman, South Park Chef: Oh! Did they give you an anal probe? Cartman: Oh! - South Park What's an anal probe? - Kyle, South Park That's when they put a big metal hooba-jube up yo' butt. - Chef Dude, they did, uh, aliens stuck stuff up your a$$? - Stan, South Park We told you they were real,Cartman. Sorry to hear about your ass.-Kyle My little brother's been abducted by aliens. - Kyle, South Park [Stan farts] Kyle: You farted. Cartman: Somebody's baking brownies. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time. - Officer, South Park What is it this time, another prostate tumor? Mr Garrison, South Park No, my little brother's been abducted by aliens. - Kyle, South Park Ask Cartman, they[aliens] gave him an anal probe. - Kyle, South Park I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat? - Mr Garrison, South Park Well, Kyle. No!! No, No, No! - Mr. Garrison's "Mr. Hat", South Park I'm Mr. Hat, and you're, you're a little turd! You hear me?!? You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! - Mr.Hat, South Park Why don't we talk to the children about Columbus' uterus? [So.Park] Mr. Hat? Oh great, now Mr. Hat's all pissed off! - Mr. Garrison Dude, he's farting fire. - Kyle, South Park the alien anal probe. It's shooting fire from Cartman's rectum. S.Park Don't try any of that cow hypnosis on me, all right? - Conductor Oh, ooh, I sure am hungry. - Cartman, South Park How can you eat when you're farting fire? - Stan, South Park Shut-up, dude, you're being totally immature. - Cartman, South Park Kyle: Hey, look, there's Wendy Testeburger. Stan: Huh, where? South Park you throw up every time she talks to you. - Cartman, South Park Whoa! Maybe you can kiss her. -Kyle Or slip her the tongue. -Cartman Chef: come on children, what could be so bad? It's Salisbury steak day. Stan: Visitors took Kyle's baby brother. Chef: What?!? South Park It's some kind of symbiotic, metamorphosis device.- Chef, South Park Ok Cartman, we got out of school, you can stop farting fire now.- Stan That thing in his butt is linked up to the visitors! - Kyle, South Park Oh my god! They've killed Kenny! - Stan, South Park Kyle: You bastards! Come back here! Stan Come back! Hey look, I think Kenny's okay. - Stan, South Park Cartman, they killed Kenny! - Kyle, South Park He's not dead.- Cartman Dude, Kenny is dead. See? - Stan, South Park I made you powdered donut pancake surprise.- Ms Cartman, South Park How about a nice chocolate chicken pot pie, then? - Mrs Cartman Sure, hon. You want some cheesy poofs, too? - Ms. Cartman, South Park Yeah, I want cheesy poofs. - Cartman, South Park You can't talk to Stan, Wendy. He throws up when you do. - Kyle Cartman, there's an 80-foot satellite dish sticking out of your ass. Greetings, cows of Earth, we come in peace. - Alien Really?? - Cow Ike! Do your impersonation of David Caruso's career! [dives] - Kyle ***Episode 102 - Weight Gain 4000 Cartman doesn't know a rain forest from a pop tart. - Stan, South Park Kathie Lee is coming to South Park? - Kyle, South Park How are my little crackers today? -Chef Good. - Kyle & Stan, S.Park Cartman cheated and won the environmental essay contest. - Stan Kathie Lee is a beautiful sultry queen of sexual fantasy.-Chef,So Park It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap. - Cartman, South Park Stan: You'll go and sit in front of the TV and eat cheesy poofs, Ass-master! Screw you, hippie. - Cartman, South Park Mom, can you get me some weight gain 4000. - Cartman, South Park Weight Gain 4000, it's helping me bulk up. - Cartman, South Park Bulk up to what, fat ass. - Kyle, South Park I'm such a beefcake I can't even get through the door. Eh. - Cartman Hang up the lights, string up the banners, castrate the cows! - Mayor Whoa, Cartman. Talk about wide load. - Kyle, South Park I'd like to welcome Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford to South Park. - Mayor Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy. - Chef, South Park ***Episode 103 - The Volcano Here hon, I packed you some cheesy poofs and happy tarts. - Ms Cartman and if you have to poo-poo don't wipe with poison ivy.- Ms Cartman You piece of crap, I'll kill you! - Ms Cartman, South Park That's the spirit boys, let's get that testosterone flowing. - Jimbo and third, never spill your beer in the bullet chamber. - Uncle Jimbo Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam... - Cartman, South Park Uncle Jimbo: that's dangerous. You're gonna spill your beer. Democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting. Democrats piss me off! - Cartman, South Park Uncle Jimbo: Ohho, it's a deer...It's coming right for us!! South Park My weenies won't cook. - Cartman, South Park My geologist? Now? Tell him the infection is fine. - Mayor, South Park No mayor, that's a gynecologist. A geologist studies the earth.Johnson Mayor: How dare you insult my intellect! - South Park I'm not in your office mayor, I'm talking to you through a speaker. Mayor: Just send in the geometrist. Johnson: Geologist. South Park You are fired buddy! - Mayor Thank you mayor, it's been great working for you. - Johnson You were scared Cartman, you almost peed your pants.- Kyle, South Park Maybe it's Scuzzlebutt coming to weave us into wicker baskets. - Stan Nice shootin' Kenny. Here, you need a bigger gun. - Uncle Jimbo ***Episode 104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Yeh dude, I think your dog is gay.-Cartman * What do you mean?-Stan That dog is a gay homosexual. - Cartman * He's just confused. - Stan I know Pip, the school can't afford helmets for everybody. - Chef couldn't we rotate who doesn't have a helmet every week? - Pip Mr. Hat: Life isn't fair kiddo, get used to it. Cartman: Stupid puppet. Stanley, gay people...well, gay people are evil. - Mr. Garrison Hey Stan, your dog been to any pride marches lately? - Bully Spank it, ever so gently. Chef? - Stan Spank it. - Chef I just, I can't concentrate 'cause my dog is gay. - Stan, South Park Chef: you know what they say: you can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. Stop filling his head with that queer-loving propaganda. - Mr Garrison You of all people should be sympathetic. - Chef to Mr. Garrison Well, you're gay aren't you? -Chef What?! -Mr Garrison, South Park What the hell are you talking about?!? I am not gay. - Mr Garrison I just act that way to get chicks, dumb a$$.- Mr. Garrison, South Park I'm so glad you found my Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. - Big Gay Al Cartman farted! -Kyle No, I didn't. That was just my shoes. -Cartman Now Frank, that's not very PC. You're gonna get us in trouble again. Yes, he's been decapitated. Huh! Oh my God, they killed Kenny! - Kyle That was roughing. At least let us scrape him off the field. - Chef MiddlePark Cowboys 73, South Park Cows 6! South Park beats the spread! ... I suggest we stop buying our transporters at K-Mart. -Cornfed, Duckman __--- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00192 Date: 04/28/98 From: JANADA OAKLEY Time: 01:58am \/To: BRIAN JACKSON JR (Read 1 times) Subj: South park...2/2 ***Episode 105 - An Elephant Makes Love to A Pig Yeh, but that sucks you get your butt kicked by a girl, Stan. - Kyle Where'd you get a pet elephant? I got it mail ordered from Africa. That's why my mom got me a pot-bellied pig. Cause its poop is small. We can use Cartman's pig. - Kyle Ehh, you leave Fluffy out of this. Now, who hits you, is it your father or your mother? - Mr. Garrison We got Cartman's pig so we can splice its genes with my elephant.-Kyle Do you have anything besides just animals with four asses? - Stan Watch out Stan! Genetic engineers are crazy. - Kyle, South Park Wait, what are you taking Stan's blood for? - Kyle, South Park Oh, pardon me, I tripped. Could I have some hair please? - Moreau It wasn't me Uncle Jimbo, it was my evil genetic clone. - Stan ***Episode 106 - Death Randy: How's it feel to be a hundred and two Paps? Grandpa: Shoot me. Kill me. I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old. - Grandpa, South Park I'm not going to kill you grandpa! -Stan Ingrate! -Grandpa, So. Park I would never kill somebody...not unless the piss me off. - Cartman Here Cartman, have some Snacky Cakes. - Stan Oooh, Snacky Cakes! I don't know what to do dude, my grandpa really wants to die. - Stan Why is death coming after us? - Kyle, South Park I don't know. We, we could start breathing gas fumes.-Stan, South Park My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda coool. - Cartman, South Park Hey, why don't we watch some of those porno movie thingies? - Kyle ***Episode 107 - Pink Eye Well at least my mom's not on the cover of CrackWhore magazine! - Kyle Elvis? I'm Evel Knievel.Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis? Chef Ho, looks like they got a touch of that pink eye that's going around. Boo! I'm a ghost. - Cartman, South Park Oh man, I feel like a total choad. - Stan, South Park Let's all point at Stan and laugh, children. - Mr Garrison, South Park Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. [South Park tv] Yeh, granola pisses me off. - Cartman, South Park This ain't no pink eye, it's the living dead. - Chef, South Park Dammit! We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people!Cartman Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see ya. -Chef, South Park It's the British kid! He's a little limey zombie now! - Cartman ***Episode 109 - Starvin' Marvin Would you boys like some Cheesy Poofs? - Ms. Cartman, South Park Shut up butt-pirate, I'm trying to hear. - Stan Ass-rammer. - Kyle Yeh. Yeh. We want to adopt a starving Ethernopian. - Stan, South Park Well, you don't see that everyday. [savage turkeys] - Mr. Garrison We found a Ethiopian, can we keep him? - Cartman Sure hon. - Mom This is our new Ethernopian, Starvin' Marvin. - Kyle, South Park Marvin didn't grow up in a normal place like `South Park'. Let's get it over with. This place gives me the booboojeebees. - Chef Look here, in my microscope, tell me what you see. - Mephesto Uh I see..an extreme closeup of..Vanessa Redgrave's private parts.Chef Wow! Those are some pissed off turkeys! - Kyle, South Park Dude, the mutant turkeys are back! - Stan, South Park Go to your homes and arm yourselves with whatever you can. - Chef No Sally Struthers, that's my cake eehhhh! - Cartman, South Park You guys, Sally Struthers is holding food from us!!! - Cartman Every turkey dies, not every turkey truly lives. - Chef, South Park And that means that McGyver is a real person too. - Kyle, South Park ** The Spirit of Christmas Yeah, Hanukkah sucks. - Cartman Don't you oppress me, fat boy. - Kyle The whole town's pissed off at each other, it's really sweet.SOUTHPARK Kyle, did you just throw doo doo at Eric? - Teacher, South Park You're Jewish, Kyle? -Psychiatrist Not on purpose. -Kyle, South Park Right now you're nuttier than Chinese chicken salad. - Kyle's shrink You sick little monkey!! - Kyle's Psychiatrist, South Park I'm a clinically depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac. - Kyle [South Park] Talking poo is where *I* draw the line! - Cartman [South Park] ... Lots Of People Make Cartoons That Can't Draw! ---- * LAKOTA v1.5 --- Alexi/Mail 2.02b (#10000) * Origin: COLUMBIA SPITFIRE * Dallas, Texas * (214-275-5040) (1:124/3271) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00193 Date: 04/27/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:09pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I have a really good memory, except it's short I have orders to take you back with me. Just your head that is I have nothing more to say! NOT! I have excellent sleeping habits. When the sun rises, I don't I have crawled - down dead end streets - on my hands and knees I have lots of comic books! I keep them in plastic bags I have no solution but I certainly do admire the problem I have only myself to blame, I suppose. - Q I have a stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter! I have no intention of being your token Maquis officer I have no idea how this got here! I have no regrets. I voted for Winn! I have enough money for the rest of my life, if I only live 'til 4 pm I have no idea what it means, but it sounds very impressive I have an important role as a bad example I have no problem with God.. it's his pushy followers I can't stand!! I have been blessed to have lived in the time of Reagan and Limbaugh I have a rock garden but last week three of them died I have a really good memory except that it's so short I have kind of an unusual lifestyle. -- Sam Beckett I have learned that arrogance is a good trait-A. Corbin I have read your book and much like it. Moses Hadas (1900-1966) I have a speech of fire that fain would blaze but this folly douts it I have castles in the soul of our sins! I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly I have amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before I have decided that today is not a good day to die I have a mind like a steel ...uh...er...whatchamacallit! I have perfect 20-20-20-20 vision. -Kolak of Twilo I have an O(1) algorithm for factoring very large primes I have lost my strength of will. - Kirk I have not heard a single whimper of complaint I have no vices for you to exploit. - Tosk I have a stupid question and I'm not afraid to use it! I have returned from the dead to continue with you... - Mulder I have a rapier wit; I've just been using it as a broadsword I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library I have melted the thin line between genius and insanity I have become comfortable numb I have but one pet cause today. Ban the Bat I have neither the inclination nor the time. - Kozinski I have a very pronounced feature: Babbling - Data I have nothing AGAINST cats. Wouldn't get that close to one I have bad ears. They hear everything @TOFIRST@ says I have been in your place before, Mr Garibaldi - Londo I have a really bad feeling about this. - Han Solo I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it I have forgotten the German word for 'four' Tom said fearlessly I have favours for sale...but the price is quite high. - Satan I have become comfortably numb I have lost the immortal part of myself, and what remains I have another tagline just like this one I have a mind like a steel... uh... thingy I have a system that can run NT smoothly, but why waste it on NT? I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds. - Dr. Robert Oppenheimer I have petrified dinasour droppings...painted like Easter eggs!!!!! I have an excellent disguise. - Garibaldi I have decided to devote my entire career to looking for I have a very large dog and I need your help to walk it I have played the fool. - 1 Samuel 26:21 I have how many macros?!? I have a very pessimistic view of life. Woody Allen I have no mouth and I must scream. - Ellison I have an attitude and I know how to use it I have no opinion on the Miss Ark contest. - B Clinton I have others, but this will be a good start I have a patent cure for 'the kissing disease', said Tom monotonically I have it on good authority that I don't know what the hell I'm doing I have returned! You doubt me?! - Kahless I have seen the future, and it sucks! I have seen the future of gaming, and it's called SPISPOP I have a map of the United States... Actual size. Steven Wright I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are I have a mind like a steel.... um, thingy I have given my pain a name.Windows I have nothing to say or feel about this situation - Mike I have great faith in agnosticism I have found God and He is shaped like a Big Mac! I have an appointment with eternity and I don't want to be late - Soran I have my Texas hunting license here. -- George Bush, alleged Texan I have seen the future of hip-hop, and it is Frank I have brought back something you have to try - Riker I have no vices for you to exploit. -- Tosk A challenge -- Quark I have carried your soul. I can't fill your shoes. * McCoy I have never met a nymphomaniac.. If I had, I wouldn't be here I have mixed feelings about ambivalence I have my Frosted Flakes hooked into my Serial Board I have my wife on a 4 year lease with an option to buy I have a speech impediment.......my foot gets in the way I have nothing against Windows. It's a great solitaire game I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say I have my portfolio managed by Dionne Warrick I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, p I have bad eyes. They see everything that @TOFIRST@ writes I have a magnetic personality - keep me away from diskett I have a really good memory...only it's very short I have been entertaining two 18 year old girls-S. Amendolea I have a photographic memory; uh-oh, the lens cap is on! I have read and understood the above. X________________ I have more, if you're interested [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00194 Date: 04/27/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:11pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines