--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00181 Date: 04/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:19pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I belong to the DHCA...Wanna join? [this is an oldie! ] I beg of you... please... bring me the blue pages! I believe all extremists should be shot I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. -- Roger the Shrubber I believe in the innate perversity of inanimate objects I believe regulations call for me to check my weapon in. - Kirk I believe I got you covered... -- Arsenal I am your mother. -- Julianna Tainer I assimilated him with fava beans and a nice Chianti. -Lecter of Borg I am wealthy in my taglines. Tagspeare I believe in LovePower I bought a battery holder, it's called a diskman I bet the human brain is a kludge. - Marvin Minsky I believe in the impartiality of the media. Pro wrestling is real, too I believe in refueling, I do - Crow lisps I bought a computer to save time I asked my computer if there was a God, and it replied: "There is NOW! I am troubled immeasurably by your eyes--Jim Morrison I bet you had no idea Canada was this much fun! I believe my plan has a fatal flaw. - Brain I applaud you on your superb message, though, Cal I believe in revenge, MacLeod! -- Kalas I ate like a pig! Pumbaa, you are a pig. Oh...right.--Pumbaa/Simba I been drivin' all night, my hands wet on the wheel I am your father's brother's nephue's cousin's former roomate! I bought a book. Now I just have to learn how to read I bet pilots in computerized cockpits don't use Windows! I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate? I am, in short, a woman on the edge of everything I am your density. - George McFly I believe they actually met in Sherwood forest. -- O'Brien I believe in being sincere. So I boast! I believe the appropriate response is `Yowsa'. -- Data I bet Schumer's mother was the 1st woman to wear black after a birth I believe you, Dire... Honest... Really... -Zefrem Cochrane I believe in God, because he will punish me if I don't ! I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg I believe in supporting the metric system every inch of the way I backed up my hard drive and smashed into the bus! I bad want money now. Me sick. Ooh! He card reads good I asked for roses, but I wasn't expecting thorns I bet I can quit gambling I am your love slave he that cleareth the path of walk and breath I am violently ambivalent on this matter! I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was ... an arctic wilderness I believe in free will. My religion says I have no choice I believe I am the most fortunate sentient in this sector. - Data I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard I belong to no organized political party-I'm a democrat! I bet George Kennedy is in this... -- Crow T. Robot I believe we should use more colorful metaphors in our dialogue I asked him if he was really abducted, he said no, he came willingly I ate Akane's cooking and lived I am who I pretend to be at that point in time and space I believe that is why they call it 'gambling.' - Data I blame DOOM for these rings under my eyes I believe in long, slow, deep, wet kisses that last three days I appeal to a very confused group of small people I aspire to a higher position: numb-minded knob. - Mutant Raccoon I bet he could change a $11.00 bill with $3.00's...! I believe in dope, guns, and broads. - T-Bird I am what I am. Odo is what you are I better call Huggy Bear - Crow I bathe regularly. What's your excuse? I believe in the philosophy of Marx (that's Groucho, not Karl) I believe in God cause nothing fine as you could be random I blush to confess that I am always getting confused I believe my growth as an artifical life form has reached an impasse I asked the Bank Teller to check my balance, so he pushed me I be nimble, @TOFIRST@ be quick, I jumped on @TOFIRST@'s Joystick I bought a cordless extension cord I appeal to a very small group of confused people I assimilated a juicy steak and a glass of fine Borgundy I am your density -- George McFly in "Back to the Future" I am, therefore I think I am what I am. And, that's not too bad, either I bet she crawled away to have kittens - Crow I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAUUGHHH' I am. Therefore, I drink heavily I believe in free will - I have no choice! I began as a passion and ended as a habit, like all husbands. - GBShaw I am well aware of that Commander! - Kira I beg of you! Please don't make me do this! - Quark I became a Co-Pilot after watching the movie Airplane I ask, sir, what is the militia? It is the whole people I believed the promises, the promises and lies I am...Lennier. I will...help...you. - Kwai Chang Caine Lennier I believe virtually everything I read * David St. Hubbins I believe there is a higher power: it's called the govern I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love-RUSH I ate the Frujen Gladge! - Frank I bet your mom was the first person to wear black at a birth I bid you peace - Jeff Smith I blitzed the hard drive. Lost all those good Taglines! I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death I bet their seat belts are ALREADY snug - Crow I believe _that_ belongs to me. - Odo I anticipate your first need...will be me I believe..."--Scully (Beyond the Sea) I am vengeance. I am the knight. I AM BATMAN! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00182 Date: 04/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:19pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am, in short, a man on the edge of everything. - Roland I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet I ate you, you ate me, we're a cannibalistic family I believe this is NOT gratuitous! - Tom as girl undresses I bet it was something nice. - Ace Ventura I assume your handprint will work whether you're conscious or not I am your new leader, the Ooooooooverload! - Brain I believe in you! - Kirk I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp, prezoomed Pi I blew my tagline file away & I can't do a thing with it! I beat the RAPTOR COWS! :] I bar-b-cued Captain Crunch! Am I now a cereal griller? I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into a bus I bet you can't stop reading here <--- I knew it! I believe in a god which doesn't need heavy financing I ask for the sake of Magus, please carry out their request. - Leene I am what I am. -Popeye I bought American....Well someone has to! I assume I need no introduction... -- Lestat I believe we're under attack. COL. TRAVIS I believe there is a higher power: it's called Canada I am what I am, Leila. - Spock I am typing this slowly because I know you can't read fast I bet your mamma must've been another hot looking mama too I bought a cheap piece of land. It was on someone else's property. - s I bet the human brain is a kludge I as captain of this Bluewave, promote Ensign Sony to Lieutenant! I believe they have to do with unexplained phenomenon"DS on XF (1x01) I before E except after lunch I believe in America. - Bonasera, 'The Godfather' I booted my computer. Broke my damn toe!! I bet you I could stop gambling I belong to P.U.N.K. People Who Can't Spell I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the c hance -Dr.F I bet your mother was the first woman to wear black after a birth I apologize for being late, Captain. --Delenn I believe in aliens! - Rimmer I ate like a pig. Pumbaa I am...Lennier. I will...help...you. - Kwai Chang Lennier I am very complex. -- Data I believe in the church of baseball", Annie in 'Bull Durham' I am your father. - Darth Vader I am what I am and that's all that I am I beg your pardon madame, but*get* *off*! -- Zazu I am vengeance. I am t I bid you good night goodnight good night I bit the heads off chickens -Crow on teen's carnival job I am trying to save a world. Anan 7 I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. --Samuel Johnson I barely believe in objective *reality*! - Springheel Jack I bet the monster is really a good guy I answered only to annoy you and generally irritate you I am what I am. I am Q. - Amanda Rogers I appoint Orville ambassador to Fantasy Island! I am, of course, any thinking man's everyday fantasy I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden... -- A. Murry I believe in reincarnation, divorce & abortion. I am... I say... I'm Foghorn of Borg. Now pay attention there, son! I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD I assume Data used natural violin strings, was Sarek's gut reaction I bought a cheap dictionary. It's not in alphabetical order I believe in keeping in shape. I've chosen the shape of an old lady I bet the Kazon would _kill_ for a drink of water I appoint Bob, ambassador to Fantasy Island! I before 'E', except in Budweiser and Heineken I am your god! * Lister I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails I backed up my hard drive... and hit a bus! I am, The Way! The Truth! and The Life! - Jesus I ask for money I want, they pay it. I backed up my hard drive and ran into a bus I assume you found some food before you ran out of belt notches? -Kira I assure you, I will exercise extreme caution. - Lennier I before E except after C. What a weird society I believe God know what he is doing I backed up my hard drive. Now I have tire tracks on my keyboard! I bet you think I'm a REAL PAIN in the NECK! I believe my plan has a fatal flaw. -- The Brain I asked God, and She said She is Pro-Choice! I apologize to the deaf for the loss of subtitles I answer to other Minbari, not freaks. Ashon I bet she does, I bet she does! Nudge, nudge, eh? Say no more! I am what I am, and I'm hungry I believe in practicing prudence every two or three years I been readin' too many Vince Karch posts I believe she looks like Chief O'Brien -- Worf I appreciate your non-confrontational approach. Have a peaceful day I believe you - but millions and millions don't I believe in Traditional Values ! The earth is flat I believe you're overdue for your valium I avoid cliche's like the plague I ate a dozen oysters but only 9 of them worked I am using the Blue Wave thingy right now I am. However, I'll check with my sysop just to make sure I believe they have returned to their own time continuum. - Data I beamed them aboard the Klingon vessel, no tribble at all! I believe he got the point - 007 (Thunderball) I bet the monster is really a good guy. - Crow T. Robot I appreciate my mom more than she knows I believe it adds up to either one of two possibilities. - Spock [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00183 Date: 04/16/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 10:10am \/To: JAMES SHERIDAN (Read 1 times) Subj: Beer/Alcohol/Drunkeness -=> On 04-13-98 20:05, James Sheridan said to All,<=- -=>"About Beer/Alcohol/Drunkeness...,"<=- JS> 'ullo All, 'Ullo, James; JS> Can someone post a list of tags relating to Beer, pubs, being drunk, JS> drinking and alcohol. Lessee what I have here... Oh yes, here's my BOOZE tags. Enjoy. Catch you later... Happy Tagging. Ivy When Irish eyes are smilin', the sixpack's almost gone, ... "Another day of wine and roses - or in your case, beer and pizza." "Beer. Now there's a temporary solution." -Homer Simpson "Maybe you guys need to drink more beer." -Calvin 1 tequila, 2 tequila, 3 tequila, floor...! 24 Hours in a day. 24 Beers in a case. Coincidence? Not! A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it. American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to water! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up. Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change. Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Beer nuts are $1.29, but deer nuts are under a buck. Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up. But oshifer, I'm NOT under the alfluence of incahol! Decaf: Used to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer. Difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers... Don't say during sex: "Hic! I need another beer for this please." How come not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly? It was Wine, Women & Song. Now it's Beer, The Old Lady & TV. It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine. Odd fact: nobody in a beer commercial ever has a beer belly. Religions change; Beer and Wine remain. Roses R red, violets R blue, if I had 1 beer, I'd give it 2U There is never enough beer, sex or disk space! TV Truth #16: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females. What flavor milkshake? - Food Dispenser Beer. -Lister I'm not as think as you drunk I am Honestly, ossifer, I had only tee martoonis! You don't buy beer; you just rent it for a while -Archie Bunker One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor Hey, it's tough counting the number of beers in a six pack! I'll drink to that! Hey! Who took the cork off my lunch? -W.C. Fields "Another day of wine and roses - or in your case, beer and pizza." Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up. Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change. Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Beer nuts are $1.29, but deer nuts are under a buck. Decaf: Used to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer. Difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers... Don't say during sex: "Hic! I need another beer for this please." How come not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly? It was Wine, Women & Song. Now it's Beer, The Old Lady & TV. It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine. Odd fact: nobody in a beer commercial ever has a beer belly. Religions change; Beer and Wine remain. Roses R red,violets R blue,if I had 1 beer, I'd give it 2U There is never enough beer, sex or disk space! TV Truth #16: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females. Safe Water....Drink Beer!!!!!! Sober is the ability to lay on the ground without holding on... A hangover is the revengeful wrath of grapes. Space is curved, even when you _aren't_ drunk! I drink to make other people more interesting. I've fallen! And I can't reach my beer! Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think! Don't drink: You might shoot at tax collectors and miss. A half-full glass means I'm half way to my next glass. A hangover: The wrath of grapes. I'm not as drink as you thinkle peep I is! If you drink and drive, you might as well smoke. Bud - The person who brought you the beer milkshake. God created whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world I'm intolerant of drunk drivers, guess that makes me a bigot! Choking on a beernut? Apply the Heineken maneuver! If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt! Didn't I meet you once... in a hangover? There are more old drunkards than old doctors. Bartender, I'll have what the guy on the floor is drinking... Vodka + milk of magnesia: Phillips screwdriver... 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser Alcohol: Drink that makes the opposite sex look better... All this beer drinking will be the urination of me. I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, get me a beer. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No prob. I drink, therefore I am! When in doubt, drink heavily. Work is the curse of the drinking class. The problem drinker is the one who never buys. Do you lose arguments with inanimate objects? Do you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Does your job interfering with your drinking? Did your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream? Career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts. Does the back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat? Do you sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not! Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! Can you can focus better with one eye closed? Do you fall off the floor...? Are your twin sons are named Barley and Hops? Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner! Do mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you? At AA meetings, do you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."? Is your idea of cutting back is less salt? Do you wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom? Does the whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...? Do you think the Four Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, & Women? Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more attractive? You don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass. That darned pink elephant followed you home again? Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you. I'm as jober as a sudge. Is your shrubbery drunk from too frequent watering? Do you wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night? Beer is better: eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work.. Alcohol Wars: "Let's just say we'd like to avoid any 'Imperial Sobriety Alcohol Wars : "Vodka! You seek Vodka!!" ERROR: alt.bourbon-seven found, Sysop gets juiced!! "A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron "I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4..." "In Wine is Wisdom, In Beer is Power, In h2O are Bacteria!" (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer! (_)] <- Short Beer. Beer bellies = great waist. Great beer bellies are made, not born. It's not a beer-belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine 2,734,596 bottles of BEER... *passes out* 4 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Chocolate and Sex. A warm beer is better than no beer at all A woman is like... a beer!" -Homer Simpson After God created woman, He atoned by creating beer. All this beer and only one mouth. American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to water And the Lord Said let there be Light, then had a beer. Australian beer is made from kangaroo hops. BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore! Beer - It's not just a breakfast food anymore Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind. Beer goggles-see the world thru the eyes of drunk Beer in MODERATION is Good, In EXCESS its even BETTER! Beer is Better: Beer is always in season. Beer kills brain cells, but only the weak ones... Beer math is two beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. Beer nuts: The dreaded final stage of cotton balls. Beer! Now that's a temporary solution. Beer, Is there nothing it can't do? Beer, Wine and Women - Isn't Life Great !!! Beer: Nectar of the Gods, or Urine of the Yeast? Beertender, bring me another bar! {hic} Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer. Don't say to a cop: Drunk? I've only beered 2 hads. Drink and drive responsibly.......don't spill your beer Four Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels. Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!! I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy. I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it. Keep Canada Beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. Let's get some beer and dynamite and go fishing. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh. Lite Beer on tap - So THATS where it goes when you flush.. Looks like I picked a bad week to give up beer. Man can not live on beer alone. But it's sure fun trying Never program and drink beer at the same time Never take a beer to a job interview. Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. On a beer day, you can pee forever. One Beer gets me Drunk...usually the 47th. Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking. The good old days: Beer foamed and dishwater didn't. There is never enough beer, sex or disk space! A stagger of drunks. I can't walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.... -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Sheboygan, WI USA <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `----------> www.bigfoot.com/~IvysWallBBS <----------' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00184 Date: 04/19/98 From: CO-MODERATOR Time: 05:14pm \/To: GARY LAU (Read 1 times) Subj: Topic? -=> On 04-19-98 19:03, Gary Lau said to All,<=- -=>"About !...,"<=- Hi, Gary; I have a question: What does the following... GL> "Eleven done, one too many!" (riddle given in Jackie chan's new GL> movie) "Have you ever danced with the devil in a full moon tonight? GL> (Jack Nicholson, Batman) ...have to do with ths topic of this echo, which is TAGLINES??? Catch you later... HQpy TAGging. Ivy Co-Moderator, TAGLINES Ziggy says there's a 98.7% chance you're here to steal taglines. Cannot understand tagline; (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anyway? Don't send flowers or candy - send a good Tagline! Death by tagline! Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them. Why don't you stop moaning and start posting taglines? Error - This message was rejected by @TOFIRST@'s Mail Reader. Remove tagline by pulling this string/\/\/\ What happened to my tagline? Tagline temporarily out of order. Please use the stairs. This tagline has been cruelly tested on cute little furry animals Taglines are the Rest Room walls of BBSing! Paranoia: Believing this tagline is written about you. Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list! Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! ...Promoting Tagline File Bloat! Classified Tag Line-Please Enter Password: @C:\GD\TAG\TAGLINE.LST Ha...made you read another TAG Line! A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever. C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D T@A#G$L@I~N$E You're so vain, you prob'ly think this tagline's about you. (Unregistered) <-- World's most popular tagline. Just this once, I decided to give this tagline thing a rest. ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... Looks like time to mow the tagline. Watch this space. Now blink. Now go to next message. test tagline, t a g l i n e T a G l I n E ttaagglliinnee You know you're hooked when: you laugh out loud at the taglines This tagline was created with 85% recycled pixels. [OUT OF 1048576 TAGLINESPLEASE ORDER MORE!] A tagline is like a government. Takes up space, no known function. International Association of Tagline Thieves! Taglines are desperate tries of getting attention! -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Sheboygan, WI USA <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `----------> www.bigfoot.com/~IvysWallBBS <----------' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00185 Date: 04/27/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 04:04pm \/To: MARK FOSTER (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline MF> <- Scott Roberts talked to All, and Look What Happened! -> MF> SR> Autobiography is now as common as adultery - and hardly less MF> TAG-MASTER is making tags incorrectly tho. MF> should be three fullstops MF> eg: MF> ... this is a tagline Yeah That Was A Mistake To Make It Look Good All Better Now :) --- FMail/Win32 1.22 * Origin: -= Night Runners Christchurch N.Z. 64-3-3383529 =- (3:770/320) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00186 Date: 04/27/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 04:05pm \/To: BOBBY SAYLOR (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline BS>SR> Hi I Just Made A Tagline Program That Appends a Taline To A File and BS> Need BS>SR> Name For The Program At The Moment I Have TAG-MASTER Then The BS> Registered Na BS>SR> And BBS Name TAG-MASTER Registered To Scott Roberts Of Players BS>SR> BBS BS> Could you send me the file? And uhhh...lets see here... Nope..No BS> good names.hehhe Eh??? i DOnt Get What You Mean? --- FMail/Win32 1.22 * Origin: -= Night Runners Christchurch N.Z. 64-3-3383529 =- (3:770/320)