--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00177 Date: 04/21/98 From: KURT MASTROVICH Time: 09:40am \/To: HOLLY SULLIVAN (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: Amiga Tags -=> Quoting Holly Sullivan to Kurt Mastrovich <=- HS> Kurt was allegedly overheard mumbling something about "Amiga Tags" as HS> follows: km> I would like some Amiga tags, as I like putting down Amiga Computers. HS> Chip envy, huh? NO! Well since I posted that message ages ago I have now got heaps of Amiga Tags ... Amiga Message #2 Do you Shave? YES, $%^& system crashed --- Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR] * Origin: Eastland BBS (Gisborne, NZ +64 6 868-1995) (3:774/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00178 Date: 04/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:15pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I bet ya' he smells like Jack Del Rio's jockstrap! - Tom Servo I bear my heart and Betty Crocker shish kebabs it I believe my exact words were a Dangerous, Savage, Child-Race. AGT I ate your UPS package? I thought it was PIZZA I an Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde I blame Society! Society made me what I am!" I asked about bus times; the man looked at a calendar I ask for a chance to prove money can't make me happy I believe in world peace ... as a last resort I ask lee of the court to take this witness as a hostile witness! I bought a computer book called "Dos Kapital." Wierd! I blaze trails of endless adventure I believe in the idea that God's hand can be witnessed..." - Scully I believe that He can create miracles, yes."--Scully to Mulder I assure you I seek only knowledge. --Babylon 5 I bought a cheap piece of land It was on someone else's property I bet you were one hell of a bartender I believe Anita Hill I amI am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm? I am...pleased to see you, Captain. - Spock I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies I bila jednom jedna jesen je, lisce je saptalo sa stopama, I ate the frosting. -- Zachary Butler I believe in Santa, the Tooth fairy, and politicians I bet you didn't believe in reincarnation last time either I believe in grumbling; it is the politest form of fighting known I believe I know where it's going. Kirk I become homicidal when people try to reason with me I believe that and I'm glad you believe it too. - Sisko I began my service at the monastery as a gardener. - Bareil I beg your pardon, madam, but *GET OFF*! Simba? Nala! --Zazu I asked my Dr."Well, how do I stand?" He said"That's what puzzles me." I become a public health hazard after 44 hours of sleep deprivation I ate the Fruzenglazse! -- TV's Frank I am what I am - if only I could figure out what that is I assure you, I'm quite fertile. - Gilora I believe someone has failed to terminate my program. Please respond I believe in equality. I believe all people are equally inferior to me I asked for a role in the place I reside - Course of Empire I am woman! Hear me whine! I believe I'll have another cup of coffee I believe in the tooth fairy, easter bunny, Santa Clause, and S-meters I appoint Patricia Della ambassador to Fantasy Island! I believe the word you're looking for is "AAARRRGGHH!!!!" I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. --Dr. Johnson I asked about my family tree once and they told me I was a sap I asked what you knew, not what you believed. - Duncan MacLeod I believe truth is in the eye of the beholder. * Gunan I apologise to the deaf for the loss of subtitles I be nimble, @FN@ be quick, I jumped on @FN@'s Joystick I became a masculinist as an alternative to becoming a masochist I bet you they won't play this song on the radio I bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, I am... a turnip, as it were. AG I am. Tan Ru. Tan Ru. Nomad. Tan Ru. - Spock I better call Huggy Bear... -- Crow T. Robot I am your freak, and you're mine I before E except after C. What a stupid language I assumed it was a lost art. - Kirk on Argelian empathic contact I baked the Pillsbury doughboy. That little creep I appreciate your honest answer I asked if she smokes after sex. She said, "No, one drag is enough." I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns I am woman! I am invincible! I am pooped! I barely believe in objective *reality*! I am, therefore I eat. - Sum, ergo edo I backed up my Hard Drive and crashed into a bus I am your king. Well, I didn't vote for you. - Monty Python I believe we have time to take a closer look, Number One! I believe this is an appropriate juncture for you to give me five, sir I assimilated XybyX I am now 1:203/1701! I believe in good health, but not to excess I believe in life after birth! -- Maxie Dunham I appreciate your trying to hang on here... - Kira I appoint you official explainer of the House of Sinanju. I believe OS/2...to be the most important OS...of all time Gates '87 I appreciate your not breathing while I smoke I amLennier. I willhelpyou. - Kwai Chang Cane Lennier I beat my machine, it's a part of me, it's inside of me - NIN I believe in Big Bang. God spoke...and BANG! It was so! I asked for an audience with the President but only got to meet Bill I believe in Clinton...and Santa Claus and the Boogieman I believe in America. - Bonasera I am... apparently all out of my trademark blue smoke I believe in censorship.After all,I made a fortune out of it -Mae West I blitzed the hard drive. Lost all those good recipes! I bet I don't have a gambling problem I believe cappuchino is the dessert form of coffee I baked the Pillsbury Doughboy, the little creep I assume I need no introduction*chomp* ---- Lestat I assure you I seek only knowledge-Aldous Gajic I assume you will take care of this before we enter warp I am your slave from now until the moment you read this tagline I blame the Programmer myself !! I bite harder I believe it's not butter, I can't believe it's $1.59! I border on that fine line between insanity and craziness I be nibble, you be quick, he jump over the joystick I am vulnerable only to myself I am very attached to my parts -- Josie [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00179 Date: 04/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:16pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I blow my nose at you..! I believe I said that. - Spock I bought a cordless extension cord - s.w I believe the phrase rhymes with 'Clucking Bell', Sir. - Blackadder I beg you to think this over - Tom as couple make out I believe in cancer. I believe in love I bought a Doublespeed CD-ROM so I can listen to music in 1/2 the time I an Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimuwated I backed over it 5 or 6 times...it was an accident. -Mary, 3rd Rock I am very flexible--I can put both feet in my mouth I better watch my language. It's going to get me in trou I believe that the Caretaker is dying. - Tuvok I bet you were one heck of a bartender I ate a dozen oysters but only nine worked I believe we're under attack, but I'm not too sure I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract I ams what I am, and that's all that I am! - Popeye the sailor man I believe the appropriate response is `yowsa'. - Cmdr Data I am very happy for Commander La Forge. Worf I bet there will be plenty of good recipes in heaven I better send a check to Universal before this becomes a talk show! EWJ I asked what you knew, not what you believed. - MacLeod I am your worst nightmare! I am very sorry for my mistake. I'll be more careful in the future I asked Mom if I was a gifted child... she said they certainly wouldn't have *paid* for me I before E except after,,, oh yea!! Now I C !! I believe the Big Bang Theory... and I know who lit the fuse I ate somthing....Then it walked away from me! I appreciate you not breathing while I smoke I believe we will be igniting the midnight petrolium. - Data I become a beast! I bought a G-string today. ITS ON MY GUITAR,, PERVERT!!! I believe we can fly on the wings we create I believe that if anything can go weird, it will I am what I am and that's all what I am. - Popeye I believe in women's lib. I set three free. Lewis Gizzard I believe in the Divine Rights of SysOps I believe we're required to engage in a ritual known as the sing-a-long I bequeath, said Tom willfully. -Edward J O'Brien I believe in the Big Book. It's other alcoholics sharing I believe them bones are me. - AIC I backed up my hard drive and it fell behind the desk! I belong to the The First Dysfunctional Church Of Heavy Machinery I believe in subversion rather than straight out confrontation. I believe in practicing prudence every 2 or 3 years I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a buss I booted my computer. Broke my toe! I bathe myself thoroughly whenever I get the chance. -- Forrester I am wiser because I have a bald head I beleive in a God that isn't short of cash, Mister! - Bo I believe in a God that doesn't require heavy financing I beg you, spare my insignificant life I bet there will be plenty of good Taglines in heaven I assimilate you, you assimilate me...Happiness IS IRRELEVANT --- Barney the Borg I asked you not to tell me that. - Maxwell Smart I an mot a crook -- Richard Nixon I assure you I seek only knowledge--Aldous Gaitch I believe the word you're looking for is 'AARRGGHH' I ate the flock, the wolf said sheepishly I am undone by my lusts. I seek oblivion I bet you can't guess what I was in for I am willing to love all mankind, except an American I backed up my hard drive and smashed into a bus I believe in reincarnation. I willed my estate to myself I assumed you needed help. I see I'm in error. - Spock I am woman. I am invincible. Now watch me roar! I am trying "not to miss the boat". Any suggestions? I before E except after C, huh? Weird I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. -- Will Rogers I bez obzira na moje sokove, furka mi je bila za bogove I am...stuck. - Data I appologize. I was detained in school. - Worf I beg your pardon, Madam, but...GET OFF!! Zazu I am upset because I see a meaningless world I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog.- Connor MacLeod I belong the the 4H Club--hacking,harddisks,hemp,and hard I assure you, I'm just as human as you are, if not more so." - FM I believe in the individual, in less government... - Rush Limbaugh I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare I bought a 486/66 and still get the dang hourglass! I am wondering, why are you here? - Yoda I assume these are the ambassadors, guessed O'Brien I believe that's our ring, Abner. Well, I-doggies, Lum I am trying to get you a few... But I can't seem to I believe in deep long wet kisses that last 3 days I believe in Free Speech, but I'd still rather be paid for it I am way too tired to do this. Got any EchoCaffeine? - Anna Steven I believe you've confused me with someone who gives a damn I appreciate your accolades. - Brain I bet you're a great swimmer I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket I believe in the Big Bang. God said it & bang it happened! I bought a Bunson burner. Boy is Mr. Bunson scared! I ask: Isn't "dumb blond" an oxymoron? I bear your child. Miramanee to Kirk I am woman! I an invincible! I am pooped!! I beat Gaggle-max! I beat you once you old dog, now I'll whip your butt again! I believe in psychic ability without a doubt." - Mulder I answer as simply as your level of understanding makes possible [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00180 Date: 04/16/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:17pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I belong the the 4H Club--hacking, harddisks, hemp, and hardship! I believe in an individual's freedom to be happy I appoint Peter, ambassador to Fantasy Island! I bet it's an illusion I believe personal greed justifies everything - Calvin I am very self-confident. Aren't I? I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate I believe the phrase rhymes with "Clucking Bell" Sir - Baldric I blizted the hard drive. Lost all those good tag lines! I behaved inappropriately. -- Riker I amd Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH! I before E, except after C. Isn't this a weird SOCIETY?! I assume I'll live forever - if I die, don't tell me I am waiting as fast as I can ! I want patience, and I want it NOW ! I believe if we opened our hearts, we'd find keys to unlock every door I am your king! - Arthur Well I didn't vote for you! - peasant I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can'tbe blamed on somebody else I am what I am. But that's your problem I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch I believe I shall sample some of your "Burned, Replicated, Fowl Meat." I avoid men in white uniforms carrying straitjackets I apologize for calling your wife a bloated wart-hog I bequeath to you a boot to the head. I are more gooder at English than you! I belong to no organized party - I am a democrat I believe that the power to make money is a gift from God I believe in long, deep, wet kisses that last 3 days I bet you thought I was going to use a Genealogy tagline! I am very aware of that, but my main concern is the non-sysop deal I blow my nose at you, you donkey bottom biter! I am, therefore I am. - Akira I am you and you are me and he is we and we are all together I believe my response would be, "Go to hell." -Spock I both love and do not love, and am mad and am not mad I ate a chicken sandwich, said Tom foully I backed up my harddrive and hit the garage door I am. Therefore, I think. I think I ate a potato chip and frowned at him I believe you've been trying to contact us. - Mulder I and my Father are one. - John 10:30 I believe you. - Kira I backed up my harddrive.. smashed into the system bus I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick I assumed we had an understanding with respect to the X-files? -Mulder I beta test co unication softwFEL87=\d+A NO CARRIER I appoint @TOFIRST@ ambassador to Fantasy Island! I believe in a god that doesn't need heavy financing I am weary of friends, and friendships are all monsters.--Swift I beta test communication softwFEL87=\d+A NO CARRIER I am what you fear! I'm the truth, I don't keep it in the family I believe your aim is improving Counselor - Data I bet it left a bad taste in his mouth. - McCoy I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears I believe in Whirled Peas I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean -- G. K. Chesterton I believe that in the end the truth will conquer. - John Wycliffe I belong to the order of America I am, of course, any thinking woman's everyday fantasy I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps I bet they can't program their VCR's. -- Crow T. Robot I before E except after C - Grammar is a weird science I believe in the Ferengi enterprise system I am who I am, part-time I based your plans on a fire hydrant - Joel to Tom I am under the influence of sugar, caffeine, and lack of sleep, and I believe in music I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together I blew it again, dear - Calvin's dad I am what you fear! I'm the truth - Anthrax I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label! I believe in the Divine Right of sysops, but *not* of moderators I believe men should fight their own battles I beg your pardon, I never promised you a prose garden I believe he can create miracles..." - Dana Scully on God I am toxic I bet you thought there would be a tagline here I am torn by conflicting apathies I believe you owe me five dollars." - Pusher to Mulder I appreciate your interest, Ambassador. - Sisko I blinked, therefore I ran I believe in refueling, I do-- Crow T. Robot I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean I believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Gun I believe in being myself...nothing could be any better I am very dangerous when I don't know what I'm doing I been seduced by the chocolate side of the Force I believe in computer dating, but only if the computers are truly in love -- Groucho Marx I ask that of all my prey.... - The Joker I believe in God... the Goddess told me to humor Him I are a college student I been hipmotized!! I assume the electrified cookie jar was your idea. - Garfield I believe I'm as important to society as a doctor. ;) I believe in the wisdom & virtue of the American voter I are a witty half pollack (or is that a halfwit polack?) I believe in the sanctity of divorce I am...undamaged, Captain. - Spock I avoid discussions of politics and religion I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)