--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00147 Date: 04/12/98 From: JON HUNT Time: 01:15pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Toilet Tags Yo Heather! HL> I know! I suffer from toilet humour. But I would like some HL> toilet tags because I'm funny that way. Can anyone help? HL> HL> 8-) I don't care. :) But be warned, these have not yet been dupe checked. GetTag For Windows (c)1998 Jon Hunt [Begin Tags] "Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the toilet. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. "Bother" said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell off the toilet. "Bother," said Pooh, as he realised there was no toilet paper. "Bother," said Pooh, as the Texan flushed the toilet "Bother," said Pooh, as the toilet overflowed. "Oh bother" said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. "Oh bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet. Alright... Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank?? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (E)ject into toilet Bother said Pooh as he fell into the toilet Bother! said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. Bother, said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet Bother, said Pooh, as the Texan flushed the toilet Bother, said Pooh, helplessly as the last PROZAC fell in the toilet. But then again, I like cold toilet seats. CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet rim get pissed off. CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who eat too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stand on toilet is high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot, and he who sniffs CONFUCIUS SAY: House without toilet is uncanny. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who paint toilet not necessarily shithouse painter! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who stand on toilet high on pot! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: Small fly on top of big toilet, high on pot! CONFUCIUS SAY: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Complaints from the crew Captain, there's only one toilet aboard Confucious Say: Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot Confucius Say; Man who paints on toilet door is a s*** house painter Confucius Says: House without toilet is uncanny Confucius Says: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time Confucius Says: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius say man who stands on toilet is high on pot Confucius say: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say: He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; Confucius say: He you stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny. Confucius say: Man standing on toilet is high on pot Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shi++y time Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot! Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot Confucius say:He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons Confucius say:Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time Confucius says: He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons Confucius says: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons Confucius says: Man who paints on toilet door is a shithouse painter Confuscious say.. Man who stand on toilet is High on Pot Confuscius say: He who stand on toilet, high on pot Confusious say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT Congratulations Rudy, you just staked out a roll of toilet paper Conserve toilet paper, use both sides! Crappie - Not a sunfish found in a toilet Cult that specializes in certain male toiletries: Mennenites Cute women are like public toilets, either engaged or full of s*** D'you know the inventor of the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper?" - DS Did the ant fall off the toilet seat because he was pissed off? Did you know the inventer of the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper?-DS Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was Thomas Crapper? - DS Documentation - The toilet paper of programming Eggs, bacon, soap, toilet paper...that'll do it. Geordi FLAMING TOILET SEAT CAUSES MASS EVACUATION AT HIGH SCHOOL Fast modem?! Bah! I don't even get time to go the toilet anymore! Fish are SO hard to toilet train! Flush the toilet while Ranma is taking a Shower! Flush the toilet while Ranma's in the shower Flush the toilet while Ranma's in the shower. He hates that For sale, Toilet-seat cover. Barely used For sale: Toilet-seat; barely used Gee, Odo, I didn't know you were hiding in the toilet! Goldfish are SO hard to toilet train! Gross - Used toilet paper on the clothesline HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TOILET TODAY? HEADLINE: FLAMING TOILET SEAT CAUSES EVACUATION AT HIGH SCHOOL Hand me the toilet paper... I have to Quayle Handicrapped: The disadvantage of buying cheap toilet paper Happiness is finding a clean public toilet! Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat? Have you ever seen a toilet bowl? He has not used the toilet for five years He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons He who stands on toilet is high on pot He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; Help! my toilet roll has no instructions Hemoplugs: small pieces of toilet paper applied to shaving wounds Hey mom, I just found meaning floating in the toilet! - Pandora Him who stand on toilet be high on pot. Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat Honest Orville, I got it from a toilet seat Hypotenuse: An occupied aircraft toilet Hypotenuse: An aircraft toilet in use during flight I'd love to but I have to wash my toilet. IBT a toilet in Grand Central Station Leakproof seals, will. Quiet toilets, aren't. Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical. My cat just learned to flush the toilet... Seen my cat lately? Oh bother, said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet Run for the toilet, Taco Bell's done it again. Seminar For blondes: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges. Seminar for Men: The Toilet Seat Goes up AND down. Seminar for Women: Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges. Sounds often heard in vulcan toilets: T'Pring, T'Pow, T'Pooh! Why can't @N remember to put the toilet seat BACK DOWN? Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up? You're more trouble than a toilet full of snakes -Cmdr. Sinclair You're more trouble than a toilet full of snakes. --Sinclair. Honest Orville, I got it from a toilet seat Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat Honest Honey, I got it from a toilet seat House without toilet is uncanny Hypotenuse: An occupied aircraft toilet Hypotenuse: An aircraft toilet in use during flight [End Tags] Slan, Jon ... God made whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world! --- Terminate 5.00/Pro * Origin: Concilium Orb BBS - http://www.nrgsys.com/orb/ (2:263/500.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00148 Date: 04/13/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 05:40pm \/To: MARCIA CHABERT (Read 1 times) Subj: Yo Mama Tags. A rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, yo mama says any-cock'll do. Are those yo mama tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their heads? Are those yo mama's tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their heads? Excuse me, I can't seem to find my dick. May I look in yo mama's mouth. I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over. I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle. I told yo mama to act her age, so she keeled over and died. I'm gonna cut yo mama down so hard crack couldn't get her high. If ugly was bricks, yo mama would be the Empire State Building Is that an accent, or is yo mama's mouth just full of sperm? The difference between Yo mama and 747: not everyone's been on a 747. Uh Huh, Yo mama. - Another historic quote found in *POLITICS* Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin' bout I hear ya. Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout Oh snap. Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president. Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things. Yo Mama ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo Mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo mama ass so tight only the dogs can hear it when she farts! Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo Mama breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters. Yo mama breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now and Laters. Yo Mama breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo Mama butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap. Yo Mama can wrestle a cow to the ground. Yo mama could only get a date with the Pillsbury dough boy. Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll. Yo Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock and Roll. Yo Mama don't remove the Marlboro from her lips before. Yo mama dress you funny and you need a mouse to delete files. Yo mama drives a peanut. Yo Mama fat, when a cop saw her, he told her Hey you two, break it up! Yo Mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Yo Mama glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo mama goes out, takes a look at the menu and says 'That'll do' Yo Mama got a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo Mama got a face like a bag of chisels. Yo Mama got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes. Yo Mama got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb. Yo Mama got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle? Yo Mama got a face like a burglar's dog! Yo mama got a face like a half-sucked mango Yo Mama got a face like a welder's bench. Yo Mama got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie. Yo Mama got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel Yo Mama got a leather wig w/suede sideburns. Yo Mama got a metal Afro with rusty sideburns. Yo mama got a peg leg, wit' a kickstand! --Eddie Murphy. Yo Mama got a wooden leg w/a real foot. Yo Mama got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo Mama got a wooden leg with branches. Yo Mama got a' Afro, wit' a chin strap! Yo Mama got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee. Yo mama got eyeballs in her kneecaps and her name's Neicee. Yo Mama got eyes in her butt talking about Damn, did you see that shit?! Yo Mama got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator. Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick. Yo Mama got no legs & her name's Contsuelo. Yo mama got no legs and her name's Contsuelo. Yo Mama got snake skin teeth. Yo Mama got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo Mama got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. Yo mama got so much dandruff you could build a snow man. Yo mama got so much dandruff you could build Frosty. Yo mama got so much dandruff you could write your name in the snow. Yo Mama got three fingers and a banjo. Yo Mama got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket. Yo Mama got two wooden legs and one is one backward. Yo Mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo Mama hair is so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo Mama hair is so short she curls it with rice. Yo Mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo Mama hair so short she curls it with rice. Yo Mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches. Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand. Yo Mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo Mama has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo Mama has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo Mama has a short arm and can't applaud. Yo Mama has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. Yo Mama has an afro with a chin strap. Yo Mama has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster. Yo Mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo mama has no ears.... I seen her trying on sunglasses... Yo Mama has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses. Yo mama has no NECK! Yo mama has one arm and a clapper. Yo mama has one arm and swims in circles. Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip. Yo Mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're sayin. Yo Mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying. Yo Mama has one hand and a Clapper. Yo Mama has one leg and a bicycle. Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud. Yo mama has so much hair on her chest, her tits look like coconuts. Yo Mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo Mama head so big it shows up on radar. Yo Mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo Mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo Mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. Yo Mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo Mama hips so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo Mama hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo. Yo Mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo Mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. Yo Mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo Mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more." Yo mama is a Ferenghi ho! Yo mama is a Ferengi ho! Yo mama is a Ferrengi ho! Yo mama is a triceratops! Yo mama is in a wheelchair screaming I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS Yo Mama is in a wheelchair screaming I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT. Yo mama is just like a TV remote, a 2 year old could turn her on. Yo Mama is like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00149 Date: 04/13/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 05:40pm \/To: MARCIA CHABERT (Read 1 times) Subj: Yo Mama Tags. Yo Mama so ugly she made an onion cry! Yo mama so ugly she made onion cry. Yo mama so ugly she makes *YOU* look good! Yo Mama so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly she scares wild life. Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out. Yo Mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo Mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo Mama so ugly she went out in the woods and big foot took pictures of er... Yo mama so ugly she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play. Yo mama so ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road. Yo mama so ugly she'd scare a buzzard off a gut wagon. Yo mama so ugly she's the cover girl for iodine. Yo Mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo mama so ugly Ted Danson wouldn't date her! Yo Mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly that when she looks at a glass of milk, it turns to cheese. Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo Mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday! Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life Yo mama so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown. Yo mama so ugly the tide won't even take her out. Yo mama so ugly the tide wouldn't even take her out. Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower! Yo mama so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show. Yo Mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo Mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo Mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies! Yo mama so ugly they threw her away and kept the afterbirth. Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her! Yo mama so ugly when she cries the tears run up her face. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said Sorry, no professionals. Yo mama so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes by itself. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say Damn, is it Halloween already? Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras. Yo mama so ugly when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted. Yo mama so ugly when she was born the windows of her incubator were tinted. Yo mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother. Yo mama so ugly when she went to jump in the lake, the lake jumped back! Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mama so ugly when you look up Ugly in the dictionary it has her picture. Yo mama so ugly you could tell the face, only 'cuz it had ears. Yo mama so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail! Yo mama so ugly, HER DOCTOR IS A VET. Yo mama so ugly, her face is closed on weekends! Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to be drunk to breast feed her. Yo mama so ugly, her mama had to feed her with a sling shot. Yo mama so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest, they'd say Sorry, no. Yo mama so ugly, if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly, people go as her for Halloween. Yo mama so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control! Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper! Yo mama so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock! Yo mama so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo Mama so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone. Yo mama so ugly, she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on! Yo mama so ugly, she scares the roaches away. Yo mama so ugly, she went in the woods and Bigfoot took pictures of HER... Yo mama so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown. Yo Mama so ugly, there's a better face on the iodine bottle. Yo mama so ugly, they changed her name to DAAAAAAAAAMN. Yo mama so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower. Yo mama so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints. Yo mama so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank! Yo mama so ugly, when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in! Yo mama so ugly, WHEN SHE SITS IN THE SAND the cat tries to bury him. Yo mama so ugly, when she walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off! Yo mama so ugly, when she walks in the bank they TURN OFF THE CAMERAS. Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, God admitted that even *he* could. Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama! Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo Mama so, black, she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo Mama so, dark, she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo Mama so, dumb, she puts lipstick on her head so she can make up her mind. Yo Mama so, fat, a picture of her fell off the wall. Yo Mama so, fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo Mama so, fat, her blood type is Ragu. Yo Mama so, fat, her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Hershey Kiss! Yo Mama so, fat, her navel gets home 15 minutes before she does. Yo Mama so, fat, I swerved to avoid her in the road and ran out of gas. Yo Mama so, fat, if she was a super hero, she would be "incredible bulk." Yo Mama so, fat, if she weighed 5 more pounds, she could get group insurance. Yo Mama so, fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo Mama so, fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out. Yo Mama so, fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo Mama so, fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo Mama so, fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. Yo Mama so, fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets. Yo Mama so, fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway. Yo Mama so, fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets. Yo Mama so, fat, she jumped in air and got stuck. Yo Mama so, fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller. Yo Mama so, fat, she sweats Crisco. Yo Mama so, fat, she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad. Yo Mama so, fat, she wakes up in sections. Yo Mama so, fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. Yo Mama so, fat, she's got her own zip code. Yo Mama so, fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo Mama so, fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. Yo Mama so, fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" ign. Yo Mama so, fat, the shadow of her ass weighed 50 pounds. Yo Mama so, fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo Mama so, fat, when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. Yo Mama so, fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too. Yo Mama so, fat, when she goes to the beach, kids go "free willy! free illy!" Yo Mama so, fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Yo Mama so, fat, when she steps on a scale, it read "One at a time, please." Yo Mama so, fat, when she tripped on Walnut, she landed on Spruce. Yo Mama so, hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her! Yo Mama so, old, her social security number is 1. Yo Mama so, old, I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died. Yo Mama so, old, she co-wrote one of the ten commandments. Yo Mama so, old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo Mama so, old, she knew Burger King When he was a prince. Yo Mama so, old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo Mama so, old, she owes Jesus Christ a quarter. Yo Mama so, old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00150 Date: 04/14/98 From: JOHN GRAY Time: 06:49am \/To: GOTTFRIED GIDALY (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline Theft util Hi Gottfried GG> JG> It is used also by persons whose taglines are pre-stolen GG> JG> to deduplicate their tagline files ... as I may have said GG> JG> before?! Soon to be used on the sum of Gottfried GG> JG> Gidaly's, Neil Enns', and Barry Blaes' tagline files, GG> JG> around 15MB each, to see what results! GG>A colleague promised several times to send me his collection GG>of taglines, he said 27 MB. GG>I will let you know, if this collection arrives ( I am not GG>sure that this will become true ). I know what you mean! I look forward to it, if it arrives ... John (jgray@lombard.co.uk) ... /* allez-vous? */ * SLMR 2.1a * --- Silver Xpress Mail System 5.4H1 * Origin: Dee-Kays BBS, N.Wales 24Hrs +44(0)1978 752232 (2:442/103) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00151 Date: 04/14/98 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 12:06pm \/To: BARRY BLAES (Read 1 times) Subj: Yo Mama Tags. Howdy Barry! In a note to Marcia Chabert <04/13/19> Barry Blaes scribbled: BB> A rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, yo mama says any-cock'll do. ^^^^ BB> Are those yo mama tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their heads? ^^^^ BB> Are those yo mama's tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their ^^^^ BB> heads? Excuse me, I can't seem to find my dick. May I look in yo ^^^^ BB> mama's mouth. I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating ^^^^ BB> dog on the way over. I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the Barry I didn't quote all the ones that were foul but these were the first ones in line. Do we really need all this in the taglines echo? I thought you as moderator would have known better. :( Bobby Queen ... Your belief, or disbelief, will not change the facts. --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3e * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00152 Date: 04/15/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 01:40am \/To: MARCIA CHABERT (Read 1 times) Subj: [1/3] Your Mamma >>> Part 1 of 3... -=> On 04-12-98 02:59, Marcia Chabert said to All,<=- -=>"About Your Mamma...,"<=- Hi, Marcia; MC> Anybody has any of those "your momma" taglines? :) Sure! Right here! Catch you later... Happy Tagging. Ivy When yo mama walks she looks like 2 wildcats fighting in a gunny sack! They won't let yo mama swim in Lake Michigan - She leaves a ring! Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo momma aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters. Yo momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo momma butt so hairy, she has to part the crack to crap. Yo momma can wrestle a cow to the ground. Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo momma got a face like a bag of chisels. Yo momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes. Yo momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb. Yo momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Yo momma got a face like a burglar's dog !! Yo momma got a face like a half-sucked mango Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench. Yo momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie. Yo momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel Yo momma got a leather wig w/suede sideburns. Yo momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. Yo momma got a wooden leg w/a real foot. Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo momma got a wooden leg with branches. Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!! Yo momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that crap?! Yo momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator. Yo momma got no legs & her name's Contsuelo Yo momma got snakeskin teeth. Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo momma got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail. Yo momma got three fingers and a banjo. Yo momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket. Yo momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward. Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo momma hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it. Yo momma hair so short she curls it with rice. Yo momma hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand. Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo momma has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo momma has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back. Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to crap in a dumpster. Yo momma has green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo momma has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses Yo momma has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're sayin Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper. Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle. Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo momma head so big it shows up on radar. Yo momma head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo momma head so small that she got her ear pierced and died. Yo momma hips are so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo momma hips so big, people set their drinks on them. Yo momma hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo. Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. Yo momma house so small she droped a washcloth and you had instant carpeti Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna punch me 'round no mor Yo momma is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS CRAP" Yo momma like 7-UP...never had it, never will. Yo momma like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo momma like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn! Yo momma like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods. Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one! Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw! Yo momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on. Yo momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served. Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away Yo momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..." Yo momma like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers. Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her! Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up! Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows! Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on! Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her! Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck. Yo momma like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick. Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package! Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size Yo momma like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap! Yo momma like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away Yo momma like Denny's...open 24 hours. Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing Yo momma like mustard, she spreads easy. Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Yo momma like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay Yo momma like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke! Yo momma like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country! Yo momma lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Yo momma middle name is Rambo. Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound. Yo momma nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers! Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens Yo momma referees bar fights without a shirt on. Yo momma raunchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals Yo momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her. Yo momma so backwards, she sits on the t.v. and watches the couch. Yo momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo momma so cheap she whored her way on to the metro. Yo momma so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo. Yo momma so dark if she cut herself who wouldn't bleed she would smoke! Yo momma so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo momma so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water Yo momma so dark when she got outta the car, the Oil light went on! Yo momma so dark when she wears orange lipstick she looks like a cheesebur Yo momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo momma so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall! Yo momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey! Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!! Yo momma so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts. Yo momma so fat bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks! Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved! Yo momma so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap. Yo momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her! Yo momma so fat She had to get out of bed to roll over Yo momma so fat She thought gravy was a beverage Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!" Yo momma so poor when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys. Yo momma so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip Yo momma so short she models for trophys. Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo momma so skinny her nipples touch. Yo momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in ethiopia! Yo momma so skinny she goes hang-gliding on a dorritos chip. Yo momma so skinny she got a run in her hose an she fell out Yo momma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo momma so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. Yo momma so skinny she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad. Yo momma so skinny she uses suspenders for panties. Yo momma so slutty John Holmes just looked at her and got AIDS Yo momma so slutty she blind and seeing another man. Yo momma so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball! Yo momma so slutty she could suck-start a Harley! Yo momma so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive Yo momma so slutty she has Trojan written on her gumline. Yo momma so slutty she is known as Homecomming Disease Yo momma so slutty she swims after troop ships! Yo momma so slutty whe would bend over backwards for YOU. Yo momma so smelly, that her crap is glad to escape. Yo momma so stupid be missing a finger and can't count past 9. Yo momma so stupid her brain cells die ALONE Yo momma so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod. Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus Yo' Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll Yo' mama don't remove the Marlboro from her lips before tellin cop to get lost.. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00153 Date: 04/15/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 01:40am \/To: MARCIA CHABERT (Read 1 times) Subj: [2/3] Your Mamma >>> Part 2 of 3... Yo' mama is so fat and stupid that she wears a VCR as a beeper! Yo' mama is so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up. Yo' mama is so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck. Yo' mama is so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph. Yo' mama is so fat, I had to walk around her and got lost Yo' mama's lips are so big, she puts lipstick on with a paint roller. Yo' mama's real nice - she'll give ya the hair right off her back! Yo' Mama's so fat, she has to iron her clothes in the driveway! Yo' Mama's so fat..her picture in the yearbook was an aerial photo. Yo' momma so nasty, she used secret and IT TOLD on her! Yo'momma so fat at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts! Yo'momma so ugly she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp. Yo Mama's so stupid, she got stabbed at a shoot-out Yo'momma so ugly she can turn Madusa to stone. Yo'momma can wrestle a cow to the ground. Yo'momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 95." Yo'momma so ugly I've seen cow pies I'd rather do it with. Yo'mama so fat ya had to take a train and 2 busses to get on her good side. Yo'mama drivers license photo is a fold-out. When God said "Let there be light," He told yo'mama to move her fat butt. The back of yo'mama's neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. A picture of yo'mama's butt so big it weighed 10 pounds. Yo'mama so fat that when she dances she makes the band skip. Yo'mama so fat she was diagnosed with skin-eating disease, got 15 years to live. Were you born that way, or did yo'momma marry an armadillo? Yo'momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo'momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock! Yo'momma armpits stink so bad, she made Speed Stick slow down! Yo'momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo'momma arms so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear. Yo'momma ass so tight only the dogs can hear it when she farts! Yo'momma breath so bad her teeth have asbestos caps! Yo'momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters. Yo'momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Yo'momma butt is so big, crack dealers say she's got enough already. Yo'momma butt so hairy she has to part the crack to crap. Yo'momma can wrestle a cow to the ground. Yo'momma could only get a date with the Pillsbury dough boy. Yo'momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo. Yo'momma don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock and Roll. Yo'momma drives a peanut. Yo'momma ears are so big she drives the freeways by sonar! Yo'momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo'momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future. Yo'momma glasses so thick, she could read my mind! Yo'momma goes out takes a look at the menu and says "That'll do." Yo'momma got a 'fro with warning lights. Yo'momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns. Yo'momma got a face like a bag of chisels. Yo'momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes. Yo'momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb. Yo'momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle. Yo'momma got a face like a burglar's dog !! Yo'momma got a face like a half-sucked mango Yo'momma got a face like a welder's bench. Yo'momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie. Yo'momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel Yo'momma got a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo'momma got a leather wig with suede sideburns. Yo'momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns. Yo'momma got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side. Yo'momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it. Yo'momma got a wooden leg with a real foot. Yo'momma got a wooden leg with branches. Yo'momma got a yeast infection so bad, she pisses biscuits. Yo'momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!! Yo'momma got an ass soo big she got to sh*t in a dumpster. Yo'momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name Neicee Yo'momma got four eyes and two pair of sunglasses. Yo'momma got green hair and thinks she's a tree. Yo'momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator. Yo'momma got lips on her ass, that's why she talks a lot of sh*t! Yo'momma got more pricks than a pin cushion. Yo'momma got no legs & her name Contsuelo Yo'momma got snakeskin teeth. Yo'momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger! Yo'momma got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail. Yo'momma got so much hair on her upper lip she braids it. Yo'momma got three fingers and a banjo. Yo'momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket. Yo'momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward. Yo'momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo. Yo'momma hair is so nappy, she rolls her hair with rice. Yo'momma hair so nappy she has to take pain killers to comb it! Yo'momma hair so nappy she rolls her hair with rice. Yo'momma hair so nappy when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo'momma has a 'fro with warning lights. Yo'momma has a glass eye with a fish in it. Yo'momma has a short arm and can't applaude. Yo'momma has a short leg and walks in circles. Yo'momma has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back. Yo'momma has an ass soo big she has to use a dumpster. Yo'momma has green hair and thinks she a tree. Yo'momma has no ears. I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses. Yo'momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. Yo'momma head so big it shows up on radar. Yo'momma head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo'momma head so small she got her ear pierced and died. Yo'momma head so small she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo'momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo'momma hips so big people set their drinks on them. Yo'momma hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo. Yo'momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo'momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before going outside. Yo'momma house so dirty the mice ride dirt bikes! Yo'momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting. Yo'momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo'momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL" Yo'momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind. Yo'momma just like a TV remote: A 2 year old could turn her on. Yo'momma just like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Everybody pokes her. Yo'momma like a 10 Seater Bike: It take 10 people to move her ass. Yo'momma like a 7-11: She's on every corner, and she's always open. Yo'momma like a 7-UP: Never had it, never will. Yo'momma like a bike: People constantly pumping away at her. Yo'momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece. Yo'momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in. Yo'momma like a broken bubble gum machine: 25 cents gets it all. Yo'momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow. Yo'momma like a bubble gum machine: Everyone gets a pop. Yo'momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Yo'momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long. Yo'momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her! Yo'momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her. Yo'momma like a Coke machine: 50 cents a pop. Yo'momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours. Yo'momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn. Yo'momma like a garden: She's always gettin' planted. Yo'momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods. Yo'momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one! Yo'momma like a horse: She's always gettin' mounted. Yo'momma like a lamp post: She be on every street corner. Yo'momma like a light switch: Even a little kid can turn her on. Yo'momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served. Yo'momma like a motorcycle: Couple kicks and shes roaring to go. Yo'momma like a pack of bubble gum: 5 sticks for a quarter. Yo'momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street: "LAYS! LAYS!" Yo'momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber. Yo'momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country. Yo'momma like a refrigerator: Everyone likes to put their meat in her! Yo'momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn. Yo'momma like a rifle: Four cocks and she loaded. Yo'momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up! Yo'momma like a shotgun: One cock and she blows! Yo'momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat. Yo'momma like a stamp: You lick her, stick her, then send her away. Yo'momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner. Yo'momma like a taxi: Constantly giving rides to strangers. Yo'momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!" Yo'momma like a TV set: Even a three year old can turn her on! Yo'momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck. Yo'momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar! Yo'momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick. Yo'momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!" Yo'momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread. Yo'momma like cake mix: 15 servings per package! Yo'momma like castlebury stew: Servings are family size. Yo'momma like chinese food: Sweet, sour and cheap! Yo'momma like Crazy Eddie: She practically giving it all away. Yo'momma like Denny's: Open 24 hours. Yo'momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing. Yo'momma like Mcdonalds: What you want is What you get. Yo'momma like mustard: She spreads easy. Yo'momma like Nintendo: Now she's portable. Yo'momma like potato chips: Flat, Greasy and Frito-Lay. Yo'momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke! Yo'momma like the railway system: She gets laid all over the country! Yo'momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece. Yo'momma lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller. Yo'momma lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray. Yo'momma looks like a humor moderator. Yo'momma mates out of season. Yo'momma middle name is Rambo. Yo'momma mouth so big she speaks in surround sound. Yo'momma nails so long they're like Freddy Krugeur's. Yo'momma nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat! Yo'momma nose so big she uses her boogers for bowling balls! Yo'momma only got three teeth: One in her mouth and two in her pocket! Yo'momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies. Yo'momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens. Yo'momma real nice: She'll give ya the hair right off her back! Yo'momma referees bar fights without a shirt on. Yo'momma said she liked seafood so I gave her crabs. Yo'momma shoes so old when she step on gum she know the flavor. Yo'momma smell so bad she made Right Guard turn to left! Yo'momma smell so bad she made Speed Stick slow down! Yo'momma smell so bad she uses Lysol for perfume. Yo'momma smell so bad that not even a dog would go near her. Yo'momma smell so fishy I can't believe it's not tuna! Yo'momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her. Yo'momma so backwards, she sits on the TV and watches the couch. Yo'momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo'momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo'momma so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo'momma so big she's been given her own statehood. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00154 Date: 04/15/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 01:40am \/To: MARCIA CHABERT (Read 1 times) Subj: [3/3] Your Mamma >>> Part 3 of 3... Yo'momma so big she's on both sides of the family! Yo'momma so big when she sweats people wear raincoats around her! Yo'momma so boring she make Presidential speeches sound interesting. Yo'momma so cheap she whored her way on to the metro. Yo'momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone. Yo'momma so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels! Yo'momma so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo. Yo'momma so dark if she cut herself she would smoke! Yo'momma so dark she can go to a funeral butt naked. Yo'momma so dark she creates a eclipse. Yo'momma so dark she farts soot! Yo'momma so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo'momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo'momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal. Yo'momma so dark the sun sends her a monthly bill. -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Sheboygan, WI USA <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `----------> www.bigfoot.com/~IvysWallBBS <----------' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00155 Date: 04/19/98 From: GARY LAU Time: 07:03pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: ! "Eleven done, one too many!" (riddle given in Jackie chan's new movie) "Have you ever danced with the devil in a full moon tonight? (Jack Nicholson, Batman) --- Renegade v10-05 Exp * Origin: Garfield's Domain Toronto, Ontario (1:250/801) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00156 Date: 04/19/98 From: JON HUNT Time: 10:18pm \/To: JAMES SHERIDAN (Read 1 times) Subj: Beer/Alcohol/Drunkeness Greetings, James. You were talking about "Beer/Alcohol/Drunkeness". JS> Can someone post a list of tags relating to Beer, pubs, being JS> drunk, drinking and alcohol. Here ye go... GetTag For Windows (c)1998 Jon Hunt [Begin Tags] "Bart, be quiet! Lisa, drink the water!" - Selma "Bother!" said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink. "Bother!" said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink. "Bother," said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink "Bother," said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink. "Drink and be whole again beyond confusion." --Robert Frost "Drinking those moments when the darkness would hit me..." - Riff "He loves my kid." "And she drinks Johnny Walker." "Hey! We've gotta drink that water..." -- Crow T. Robot "Hey, can I get something to drink?" Socrates "I drink beer, but not from bottles", Tom said cannily. "I luv ya maaaan," slurred Pooh, after drinking way too much Stella. "I need a drink. Water, straight up." - Garibaldi "My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of...MALK?" - Bart "The night is young, and we have UMBRELLAS in our drinks!"-The Tick "We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart." -- Shakespeare "We'll teach you to drink deep ere you depart." D Shakespeare "Who's that idiot, drinking water as if it were free?" - Monty Burns "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." Rev. William A. Spooner 'Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots?' --Garibaldi. (A)bort, (R)etry, (O)rder (A)bort, (R)etry, (O)rder round of drinks * Does Clayton Moore drink Silver Bullets?? * Drink till she's cute.......Stop before you get married @F is Charles Manson's drinking buddy. @F's Charles Manson's drinking buddy. @F, spend $40 on drinks - and THEN I'll tell you! @N - Charles Manson's drinking buddy. @N@, this is a very large drink. A wizard, huh? I throw my drink at him. AD&D Quote: "We need a new bard. All this one does is sing & drink." Abbutt? Little guy, drinks Jovian Sunspots? --Garibaldi. Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician. An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do. An alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. Beware of the woman who does not drink. Bother! said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink Bother, said Pooh as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink Bother, said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink Bother, said Pooh, as he put Spanish Fly in Christopher's drink Bother, said Pooh, putting Spanish Fly in Christopher Robin's drink But probably quite unable to drink the coffee But you NEVER drink coffee in the afternoon! - Keiko CONFUCIUS SAY: Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. CONFUCIUS SAY: If you park, don't drinkaccidents cause people. Cheer up @F! Have a Happy Christmas, have a drink for me Clear your throat... drink draino Clinton's Military: Where men can eat, drink and be MARY! Clinton's Military: Where one can eat, drink, & be Mary! Coca-Cola : 6,000,000 Drinks a day-1900 Coca-Cola The Year 'Round Drink -1893 Coffee Drinkers Anonymous Charter Member Coffee drinkers do it with shaky hands Coffee is for wusses! Tea is the drink of Champions! Coffee's a slow poison...After drinking it for years, I'm still alive Cogito sumere potum alterum (I think I'll have another drink) College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink Come and drink from the well that will never run dry! Petra Computers don't drink: it's against their bar code Condensed cats drink evaporated milk Conference Host, I thought she said, "Drinks The Most" Confucius say he who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose Confucius say: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people Confucius says: If you park, don't drink, accidents cause people Cotton Gin; the drink that bolls you over Crazy Horse didn't drink Crow: Servo, drink this * Tom: Okay! DANGER! Do not read this conference while drinking coffee DANGER! Do not read this conference while drinking coffee DCWPDGD: Drink Coffee, Write Program, Debug, Get Drunk DM: No, your fighter doesn't gain any bonuses from drinking coffee DON'T DRINK & PARK--ACCIDENTS CAUSE PEOPLE! DRINK CANADA DRY! Maybe you can't, but it IS fun trying! Daddy, PC got hot so we gave him a drink Daddy, your mouse is drinking my milk - look! AARRGGHH! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a drinks waiter! Dan didnt drink. You know that-Alice Darmok and Picard, drinking lots of Earl Grey Data has to have an "old earth saying" explained - 2 drinks! Data is cut off in middle of a list of synonyms - 2 drinks! Data is cut off in middle of a sentence - drink! Data: Accessing, Intriguing, or has innards shown - drink! Day, night. Drink enough caff and it's all the same Day, night. Drink enough caffeine and it's all the same Decaf is to coffee drinkers, like water is to a rabid dog Decaf: Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer! Decaf: Used to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer Decaf? I'd rather drink from the dogs dish! Decaf? I'd rather drink from the tiolet bowl! Decaff: Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic beer Def: Alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician Def: Sanitary belt: a drink from a clean glass Def: Transvestite: A man who wants to eat, drink and be Mary Descartes was a drunken fart; I drink, therefore I am. -- M. Python Die Hard: With Onion Rings and a Large Orange Drink Difference between a fox & a dog; About five drinks! Difference between a pig and a dog... 2 or 3 drinks Ditka vs. Beer: Ditka drinks the beer, they both score, tie game Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk? Do MILs drink goat milk? They're always butting in Do a drinking friend a favor, take the keys! Do drinks have pouredgasms? Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk? Do not Drink and drive! Do not drink coffee in early A.M. It will keep you awake until noon Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you aw Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon Do not drink soup; it puts a lake in your stomach Doctor told me to stop drinking,I use a straw Does Schroedinger's Cat drink Half-and-Half? Does a Cheshire cat drink evaporated milk? Does anyone really NEED to drink 32 ounces of ANY fluid? Does it really matter what cola I drink? Does it really matter which cola I drink? Does the Cheshire Cat drink evaporated milk? Don't drink and drive - take drugs and fly home... Don't drink and park; accidents cause people. Don't drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you awake until noon Don't drink coffee, it keeps you up until noon Don't drink the water - fish have sex in it! Don't drink. You might shoot at tax collectors and miss. Don't need to psycho-analyze, or have a stiff drink Don't order a drink for the road, because the road is already laid out. - lip Don't play drinking games with an Irishman Drink Canada Dry? This is going to take a while. -SLR Drink coffee in the morning & it will keep you awake until noon Drink wet cement, and get completely stoned. Drink your coffee! People in India are sleeping! Drink your coffee! There are children in India sleeping! Drink your coffee! There are people in Africa sleeping Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India sleeping. Drink your coffee! Poor people in India are sleeping Drink your coffee! There are people in India sleeping Drink your coffee! There are poor people in Europe sleeping Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India sleeping! Drink your coffee. There are sleeping people in India Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why. Drinking decaffeinated coffeee is like kissing your sister Drinking potions of booze may land you in jail if you are under 21. EGAD! HOW MUCH COFFEE CAN ONE MAN DRINK? - Two-Eyed Jack Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we diet! Eat healthy, don't smoke, don't drink, no sex, still die Eat my food, drink my beer... just don't mess with my tagline Eat when hungry, drink when thirsty, hack whenever Eat, Drink and Be Merry....for tomorrow we DIET! Eat, drink and be Irish Eat, drink and be merry - for tomorrow we shall diet! Eat, drink and be merry ... [you know the rest] Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we Tagline Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may be in Utah Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you'll be hungover Eat, drink and be merry...for tomorrow you diet Eat, drink, & be merry, for tomorrow we DIET Eat, drink, and be guilty Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet! Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow, we die - Dave Matthews Band Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow, we die. - Dave Mathews Band Eat, drink, and beat Larry - Moe Howard Eat, drink, be merry, for tomorrow you may be married Eat,drink & be merry;for tomorrow we don't!(What'ja expect? Poetry?) Ed Wynn's def. of perpetual motion:a cow drinking a pail of milk Edith Keeler: Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes Energizer bunnie drinks kaopectate & finally stops going! English is spoken by Klingons with no other humans around - 2 drinks! Enjoy life! Drink Coca Cola! Ensign Kim: Would you like a drink? Adel Renn Sure Error in REALITY.SYS, bort Universe, eceive Drinks, moke joint Error in REALITY.SYS, A>bort Universe, R>eceive Drinks, S>moke joint Eval Day 16 Drinking doesn't drown troubles, it irrigates them! Even AA dies nothing for me. It makes me want to drink -E. Van Halen Even AA does nothing for me. It makes me want to drink -E. Van Halen Ever notice Hilary never drinks water when Bill speaks Ever notice Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks Ever notice how Hillary never drinks water when Bill speaks? Every day I spend my time, drinking wine, feeling fine Everybody believes in something-I believe I'll have another drink Everybody should believe in something. I believe I should have a drink Everybody should believe in something...I believe I'll have a drink Everybody should believe in something: I believe I'll have another drink Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink Everyone should drink lots of fluids Everyone should drink lots of fluids - Holo Doc Everyone should drink lots of fluids.--Holographic Doctor Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike office water cooler Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike water cooler Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike office water cooler Excess aint rebellion. Youre drinkin' what theyre sellin' Excuse me, why is your drink glowing? Face to face we embrace..We drink of love's sweetest wine - Amy Grant Fade for advertisement playing the "ominous horns" - drink! File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Need a drink? File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink? File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Want a drink? File not found. Backup not found. You want a drink? Fishheads are never seen drinking cappucino Fishing: A man's way of hiding a drinking problem Flat out, like a lizard drinking Florida: Our only ice is in our drinks! Food! Dabo! Drink! Money! Hand. Mine. Give! -- Quark Food! Dabo! Drinks! Money! Hand. Mine. GIVE! Food, dabo, drinks, money, hand my give For Italians, love is almost never a longdrink, more often an expresso Forward.........Drink!! - Hawkeye Friends don't let friends drink and post Frogs drink water all day in case someone picks them up Gaelic - What you speak after drinking too much Scotch! Geez I could do with a drink. I'm as dry as a Pommy's towel. Geordi's visor is taken or knocked off - drink! Get a Limbaughtomy: drink lots of cheap vodka! Get stoned - drink wet cement Get stoned! Drink cement! Get stoned! Drink wet cement! Get stoned. Drink liquid cement Get the barbarian in the corner another drink, QUICK! Get them fourteen of whatever they are drinking, on me. - Talyn Ginger Ale: A drink that feels like your foot when it goes to sleep Girl: Drink your drink * Joel: (leering) Yes, mommy! Go ahead & drink me in folks. There are no bad parts -Tom God created men because vibrators can't buy the drinks! God, I need a drink Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't Grandma got hung over drinking Rainier HEADLINE: Milk drinkers are turning to powder HHGTTG: but probably quite unable to drink the coffee HOSPITALS! They clean you with alcohol, but make you drink water! Happiness is me in a bar, and Orville buying the drinks! Happiness is me in a bar, and you buying the drinks! Happiness: Me in a bar, Bob buying the drinks! Happiness: Me in a bar, Myra I buying the drinks! Happiness: Me in a bar, Myra buying the drinks! Happiness: Me in a bar, YOU buying the drinks! Happiness: Me in a bar, Dan buying the drinks! Harding-Bobbit drink: CLUB soda on ICE with a SLICE Harding-Bobbitt soft drink: CLUB soda on ICE with a SLICE Have *you* been drinking 'ya-hay', Mulder? - Scully (TDB) Have a Stooges kinda day....Eat, drink, & beat Larry! Have a cok[D[D DRINK PEPSI!! Have another soft drink, Tom coaxed Have you been drinking? You look blurry He always drinks it hot. HOT! With lemon! Neelix He forgets while we drink. - Hawkeye on Frank He who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose He's Charles Manson's drinking buddy He's copping a buzz! - Tom after guy drinks potion Help! I've fallen, and I can't reach my drink! Henry? He could have been a comparison drinker. -- Hawkeye Hey Everybody! Dan's buying the drinks! Hey Everybody! #TOFIRST@'s buying the drinks! Hey Everybody! @F's buying the drinks! Hey Everybody! Orville's buying the drinks! Hey everybody! @F's buying the drinks! Hey everybody! @N's buying the drinks! Hey look! It smokes, it drinks, it philosophizes! Hey! We've gotta drink that water -- Crow T. Robot Hey, can I get something to drink? Socrates Hey, does anyone know the Norwiegan word for "drink"? Hide a Thunderbird in PUBLIC? Drink straight from the bag Hmmdrinking isn't herediary, is it? Can't be- TEC Hmmdrinking isn't hereditary, is it? Can't be- TEC Holywater clouds my thinking, sinking low now, keep on drinking Hopped Bars! My own council will I keep on what drink will I consume!" How I need a drink, alcoholic of course after the heavy chapters How about I buy you a drink? - Dodger How come Bill never speaks when Hillary's drinking water? How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her How do you make a cat drink? Put it in the blender How much kanar do you think they can drink? -- Sisko Humanity's Unique Potential is preached - drink! Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink) I DRINK ALONE....GEORGE TOROUGHOOD I Drink Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else I am. Therefore, I drink heavily I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label! I bet the Kazon would _kill_ for a drink of water I brew the beer that I drink I came, I saw, ......I ordered another drink! I don't drink, smoke, go out with woman, and I make my own frocks. I don't take drinks from air boys. --Kliest. I drink to make @F interesting. --- Terminate 5.00/Pro * Origin: Concilium Orb BBS - REC26 - +353 54 66965 (2:263/500.1)