--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I can't over the hill, yet...I'm still climbing hard I can't believe my eyes. They're just too damn beautiful! I can swim 100 yards in two seconds - over a waterfall! I can't nail the plates to the table without breaking them I can't reach the brakes on this piano! I can sit and watch it for hours I can't shoot approaches now; they're out of season!! I can spell, I just can't type for shi* I can't be overdrawn, I still have blank checks I can't use Win95. My cat ate my mouse I can't go in hardware stores, I set off all the stud sensors! I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you I can't be threatened.........but I *can* be bought! I can't wait for the day I learn to be patient I can't help but stay away when you're so damn evil - Self I can't figure out how to use Windows since my cat ate my mouse I can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab I can't think/Hey! What's in that drink?  Ramones  I can't complain but sometimes I still do I can't believe it's not butter! I can't understand why anyone would willingly go to a war. - Hawkeye I can't drive 55! - Sammy Hagar I can see you just fine, Steve! (BLINK) Oh, hi Bob, it's you! I can tell your future.. look what's in your hand I can see what's happening and they don't have a clue. Timon I can't help it if I'm a force of Nature, can I? I can't go to work today. My uncle's dead on the floor I can't leave her. I love her. - Cochrane I can't keep up, I'm knackered! - Super Lister I can't even remember what it was many men wanted to see! - Anna S I can type very fast, but only when I have a keyboard I can't breathe in this thing! - Dark Helmut I can't *stand* it. My sides ache I can't help it, it's my nature I can't talk now, I'm too f*cking busy. Or is it vice versa? I cannot say." - Mulder I can't believe how completely in London I am. Crow T. Robot I can't marry her...she's my friend! Simba I can't run without my theme... -- Mike Nelson I can't read or write... I just fake it I can't wait until I'm old enough to "putter around" - Calvin I can't use Windows. The cat ate my mouse I cannot 'freq it, wife says NO !!!!! I can't - He can - what the hell, I'll let him do it I can't help it if my head's a Cthulhu monster - Entrippy I can take Ken Norton in 4 - Crow gruffly as old woman I can see your eyes, babe -- Humphrey Bogart I can't make it out. It's either WELCOME or KEEP AWAY -Moe I can't march any more, the soldier said haltingly I can't dig thidUjm.1 NO CARRIER I cannot believe I just said that - Rimmer I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 6.1 for Windows I cannot give you what you deny yourself. - Kai Opaka I can't believe it, Jim. The shields held out the ENTIRE battle! I can see why you like him. - Sisko I can't use my A.M. radio in the afternoons!?! I can see your parents hate the world I can't. He can. Let Him I can't stomach the thought. ;) I can well be hang'd as tell the manner of it I can't make the foot pedal work! I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars I can't help it. - Dax 2 I can't help thinking Christ never had it like this I can't remember which taglines I stole and which I wrote I can't live... with....or without you Bono, U2 I can't remember which taglines are stolen and which I wr I can't compete with your taglines! I can't decide whether to vacillate or not I cannot overemphasize the importance of good grammar I can't take a chance on losing my dignity - Tom sings I can't be a Trekker, I'm blonde and from Huntington Beach! I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left, Gay said I can't seem to find time to procrastinate I cannot stun my cat I can type without moving my lips I cannot afford to waste my time making money I can't find anything wrong with her. - O'Brien I can't be d, slaves have to be sold I can't, i'am playing DOOM now I can't wait for INtel to introduce the Sextium! I can see your Schwartz is as big as mine I can't beleive you fell for the oldest trick in the book! I can't go out, I've got homework to do. - Jake I cannot rely on your primitive technology. Kill the patient I can't make decisions! I'm a president!! I can't *wait* to see the bill for all of this... -- Mudslide I can't believe I just bought a new HD just for recipes I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. -- Joe Walsh I can't hear myself think with all the voices in my head I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you. --Scorpions I can't use Windows because my cat buried my mouse I can't even *find* a muck, let alone run one! I can't decide what to call my puppy. Maybe I'll just call it Quits! I can't think of a tagline!! ARGH! Goodbye cruel world I can't walk away from you I can't disappear, anymore than you could win a beauty contest - Q I can't find the '-' on my telephone I can usually follow you Mr Spock, but this time.... - Kirk I can't have the chicken pox, I haven't been on a farm! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00141 Date: 04/18/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:13am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I can't be stupid, I completed third grade I can't believe I forgot your birthday-- organized I'm so normally I can tell mayonaise from salad dressing - Tom I can't be overdrawn! I still have cheques! I cannot give you much attention, witch people. -Moander I can't eat fast food every day...so sometimes I eat turtles I can't go to no stonin' today! I can't use Windows. My cat ate the computer mouse I can't remember,I can't recall I can't hear you, my tin ear is bothering me agian I can walk on water...but on beer I stagger! I cannot guarentee success. Romulan I can't remember which are mine and which are yours I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear I can think of something more sociable to do. - 007 (George Lazenby) I can take your lost soul from the grave I can't make ends meet. However, they do wave to each other I can't decide if I like astrology...I'm a Libra I can't go with you, Zephram. Companion/Hedford I can't decide between Edlin and WP6! I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. -- Worf I cannot stun my cat. But I can perform a sex change I can't, Doctor. Troi took them off! Worf[naked] I can see why Dahmer tried to consume this entire state! - Pillman I can't come up with any more taglines I can't tell whether I'm coming or going, Tom said amphisbaenically I can't seem to find the smiley faces on my keyboard I can't help myself; Worf's just so darned cute! Q I can't tell if I'm a kingpin or a pauper! I can't change what happened at the Academy,...no-one can. - Sito I can't be fired...Slaves must be SOLD! I can't recycle my landing gear. No large trash bags on board I can't figure it. - Kirk I can't use Windows. My cat ate the mouse I can't remember my dreams because I only dream at 300 dpi I can't eat fast food so I eat turtles I cannot eat with the family. May computer gets lonely I can't - er, I mean, I cannot use contractions. Data I cannot tolerate intolerance! I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. -- Lillian Hellman I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at I canna change the laws of physics, but I can find ya some loopholes I can't stress this enough-read my lips: Mo new taxes I can't eat another thing he said fully I can't hear you over all this line noise! I cannot stun my cat. 8-O Data I can't help but feel that the film was flawed in some way I can't use Windows. My cat killed my mouse I can't believe it's not bacon! I can't wait 'til they throw his hatless butt in jail. - Homer I can't give you brains, but I can give you a diploma I can't be overdrawn, I still have more checks! I can type 120 wpm if all the words are personal pronouns I can't live without my coffee and my Amiga!!! I can't believe you quoted the whole thing! I can't do as much damage as President as I can do as host. - Limbaugh I can't doodle. -Dick Well, Dick, you're kinda old...-Tommy, 3rd Rock I can't whistle at my boyfriend, he leaves me breathless! I can't protect you, Agent Mulder. - Skinner I can't believe I ate that whole thing - Circa 1973 I can ytpe 300 wrods pre mniut! I can't believe you did that - Riker I cannot say" - Fox Mulder I can't make it out. It's either WELCOME or KEEP AWAY I can't tell if I'm in a groove, or a rut!!! I can't be wrong! My modem is error-correcting I can take Ken Norton in four... -- Crow T. Robot I can't remember which Taglines are stolen! I can't believe I role-played the whole thing I can't dig thiE+Oo I can't help it; I'm feeling a little queer I can't wait till I get some REAL taglines I can split demons in two, Tom imparted I can't fool you, Odo. - Kira I can't fix my car though I play characters who can. I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited frien I can't afford to be broke anymore!!! I can't see the forest for the clear-cuts I can't deny that. - Sisko I can't even *find* amok, let alone run one! I can't keep my eyes open. - Dax 2 I can't be fired - slaves have to be sold I can trace my s back 8 generations I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling I can't damn him for his loyalty. - Kirk I can turn off my modem. I can turn off my modem. I can t I can't wait for the Bill Clinton MEMORIAL stamp I can't play the guitar because my fingers are too big, said Tom fretfully [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00142 Date: 04/18/98 From: KURT MASTROVICH Time: 09:52am \/To: JON HUNT (Read 1 times) Subj: Amiga Tags -=> Quoting Jon Hunt to Kurt Mastrovich <=- JH> Hi Kurt, KM> I would like some Amiga tags, as I like putting down Amiga KM> Computers. So if any of you have got some amiga tags please send KM> them to me JH> GetTag For Windows (c)1998 Jon Hunt Thanx for these, I am now getting quite a collection of Amiga Tags. BYE :-) Kurt Mastrovich ... "Bother," said Pooh, as he was faxed to Holland --- Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR] * Origin: Eastland BBS (Gisborne, NZ +64 6 868-1995) (3:774/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00143 Date: 04/18/98 From: BRIAN JACKSON JR Time: 10:14am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: lookin for Nmoes taglines hi my alias is Dream master <-an alias of Freddy kruegar im looking for some night mare on elm street taglines... quotes from the movie or anything with freddy kruegar... when you get the chance send em here thanx ... "It's time to let you babies grow up to be cowboys..."  - Weird Al ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- Platinum Xpress/Wildcat! v1.3e * Origin: The Caldron BBS :1-508-821-9685 (1:322/746) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00144 Date: 04/18/98 From: HOLLY SULLIVAN Time: 3:41am \/To: MYRA I FOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: Requests: Myra was allegedly overheard mumbling something about "Requests:" as follows: mif> From: Holly Sullivan mif> Subj: SCA tags Hey, I can't claim to have originated them. I just borrowed them like everyone else. ;-) ... Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. --- DLG2000 v1.2.4/DLGMail v2.71 * Origin: Techno-Mages Guild * ==> (619) 549-0278 <== * (1:202/720) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00145 Date: 03/31/98 From: JON HUNT Time: 11:47pm \/To: ROB HILDITCH (Read 1 times) Subj: Eyup lads... Hi Rob, SA>>>> Tag-O-Matic V.13F has been officially released. RH>>> Any chance of E-mailing it to on of the below addresses? RH> So who is gunna put it up or e-mail it to me? On its way to robby@ace.net.au! Seeya, Jon ... Confucius say: baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk --- Terminate 5.00/Pro * Origin: Concilium Orb BBS - http://www.nrgsys.com/orb/ (2:263/500.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00146 Date: 04/11/98 From: JON HUNT Time: 12:53pm \/To: KURT MASTROVICH (Read 1 times) Subj: Amiga Tags Hi Kurt, KM> I would like some Amiga tags, as I like putting down Amiga KM> Computers. So if any of you have got some amiga tags please send KM> them to me GetTag For Windows (c)1998 Jon Hunt [Begin Tags] ((AMIGA)) ((AMIGA)) Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!! Amiga...A crash dummy for beta testers. Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow. And all the Borg left behind was the Amiga. And all the Borg left was this Amiga ... Avoid VAT on fuel: use an Amiga power supply! C= is still holding up the Amiga. Isn't that robbery? [AET 37.4B #5] Comment on Amiga schematic: "Denise is pretty much into video." Comment on Amiga schematic: "Memory and... I forgot what else!" Comment on Amiga schematic: "Paula prefers the traditional modes." Comment on Amiga schematic: "The home of the infamous clock virus." Commodore: text toaster. Amiga: Video Toaster Comprei uma calculadora! Sim uma Amiga 500! Computers are tools, but AMIGAS are finely tuned instruments! Computers are tools, but the Amiga is a fine instrument DOS has the right idea. I typed in AMIGA: Bad command or filename DOS: "Yes." * Mac: "Maybe." * Amiga: "What was the question?" DOS: 1968 Volkswagon * Mac: 1972 Triumph Spitfire * Amiga: '32 Indian DOS: Accounting * Mac: Desktop Publishing * Amiga: Ritual sacrifices DOS: Allman Brothers * Mac: Herbie Hancock * Amiga: cats in heat DOS: Alvarez guitar * Mac: Conn Trumpet * Amiga: Pershing Kazoo DOS: Amtrack * Mac: ValueJet * Amiga: Hindenburg DOS: Brunette * Mac: Blonde * Amiga: Tie dyed DOS: CDs * Mac: 8 track * Amiga: Edison cylinders DOS: Catholic Church * Mac: Scientology * Amiga: Pagan Sex Magic DOS: Classic Rock * Mac: Cool Jazz * Amiga: "mary had a little lamb..." DOS: Foreplay * Mac: Sex * Amiga: "I have a headache." DOS: John F. Kennedy * Mac: Richard Nixon * Amiga: Warren G. Harding DOS: Missionary position * Mac: Doggy style * Amiga: Crossdressing DOS: Sex with a blonde * Mac: Sex with a redhead * Amiga: Playboy DOS: White bread * Mac: White bread and gravy * Amiga: purple mushrooms DOS: black silk teddy * Mac: blue satin bustier * Amiga: clown suit DOS: cordless * Mac: cellular * Amiga: two tin cans tied together DOS: nightgown * Mac: lingerie * Amiga: flannel jammies DOS: o2 * Mac: Co2 * Amiga: H2So4 DOS: pretty functional * Mac: pretty pictures * Amiga: pretty strange Def: Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow DoMS-DOS kills all known Amigas. Dead Doink it wit mien Amigahousenmarkenwasserdoozer! Either he's dead, Jim, or my Tricorder is running AmigaDos Elektroniikkaa ja rakenteluohjeita Amiga Zonelta Error: (R)etry, (A)bort, (B)uy Amiga Even the Borg won't assimilate an Amiga! Expanding an Amiga is plug and play - expanding a PC is plug and Fourteen out of ten computer users don't prefer Amiga Friends don't let friends use Amigas! From a 12-year C= and Amiga computing veteran < VBG > From a 12-year C= and Amiga computing veteran < VBG > FrothHaven/Thorold, Ont. Amiga030_V.FC Get rid of your problems...ditch the IBM and get an Amiga Get that PC off my bridge, Number One! Bring the Amiga! God said, Let there be crap. An AMIGA appeared HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE: This Amiga contains minute HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my AMIGA! Hahahahahehehehe... Windoze 95 = Amiga 85 Has anyone seen my Amiga? Joel Robinson Have you typed on an Amiga lately? Hey, what'll it be, mac? Or IBM? Or Amiga How are an Amiga and a Skoda similar. They both break down frequently How to multitask MS-DOS: Run PCTask twice on a Amiga! Hypocracy: An Amiga user calling OS/2 users "fanatics." I am AMIGA of Borg! (The only unsupported Borg!) I am Amiga of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate. I am AmigaDos of Borg, Prepare for software failure I am Locutus of Amiga. Your OS WILL BE EMULATED IBM virus scan: Amiga found - delete? (Y/y) IBM/AMIGA/MAC* 1031 Meg IBMs, MacIntoshes, and Amigas, ... but mostly IBMs Old Amigas never die, they just get harder to kick start Oxymoron: Amiga Computer. Oxymoron: Amiga Friend Oxymoron: Amiga friendly. Oxymoron: Friendly Amiga. Hey, what'll it be, mac? Or IBM? Or Amiga How are an Amiga and a Skoda similar. They both break down frequently How to multitask MS-DOS: Run PCTask twice on a Amiga! Hypocracy: An Amiga user calling OS/2 users "fanatics." [End Tags] Sincerely Yours, Jon ... Simon, WTF is Tag-O-Matic doing to my message?! --- Terminate 5.00/Pro * Origin: http://www.trak-one.co.uk/foti - The Home of FOTI (2:263/500.1)