--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00121 Date: 04/14/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:12pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am merely responding to @N@'s nonsensical rambling I am in TOTAL control,just don't tell my wife I am a man more sinned against than sinning. - King Lear I am a reporter; God exists only for leader-writers I am a working woman... where would I be without caffeine? I am not Herbert. Spock I am a telephone worshipper I am not a dentist -Bart Simp./Epis. 7F24 I am female, hear me roar...... Burp! I am a Klingon ,sir. I do NOT whistle while I work I am an Alien in the cosmos I am a thoroughly unimaginative and unrepentant tagline thief I am firm. You are stubborn. He is a pigheaded idiot I am grandpa of Borg. Nap time! Resistance is futile I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all 2gethr I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy fa I am going up, or out, in this business - never down I am curious. What is the entimology of that idium? AGT I am not a housewife, I am a Domestic Goddess! I am in considerable pain. - Brain I am justified, I am purified, I am sanctified inside you -- NIN I am going to post tribble recipes until everyone's brain explodes I am curious. What is the etimology of that idiom? I am a professional. Do Not try this at home I am not a man, I am a free number! I am a part of all that I have experienced I am a Vulcan. There is no pain. - Spock I am a Vulcan, Mrs. Renn. - Tuvok I am a keeper of secrets. I know far too many things that I don't I am an American. Push comes to shove, I die an American! I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon I am as nervous as a tree on the Lassie show about that I am as dead as the Nehru jacket I am a victim victimizing other victims with verbal victimization I am a part of all I have read. - John Kieran I am living proof that god has a profound sense of humor! I am a superhero!- The Tick I am incapable of forgetting - Data I am not a fish. Either is Lee Iacocca I am escaped with the skin of my teeth. - Job 19:20 I am going to be observing you, very closely. Lovok to Garak I am married to my second wife, and first too I am a shameless agitator I am conscious that my head is off I am not a Conference Moderator! I am a firm believer in the Great Clown God I am feared and hated everywhere - but my mom still loves me I am a computer, dumber than any human and smarter than an administrator I am not aging, I am marinating I am not a duck! Wait a second I am a person of many moods...and all of them want chocolate!! I am determined to get a muskie this year! Mike Nelson I am afraid. I am afraid to believe. - Scully I am a right maid for my cowardice. -- Shakespeare I am having an out of money experience I am bilingual; I can talk to women as well as men! I am a colossal pervert, no form of sexual depravity is too low for me I am crushing your head! Crush! Crush! Crush! I am a figment of my sysop's imagination I am also programed for conversational English! I am not Picard. * Sisko I am a confused tigger!!! I am not a dentist -Bart Simpson/Episode 7F24 I am not a molecule, I am a free radical! I am an emergency medical supplement. - Doctor I am a dragon. You are not a dragon. Any questions? I am gay. How and why are idle questions I am concerned about my brother, Crosus. Lore I am in total control, but don't tell my cat I am not a 32 year old woman -Bart Simp./7F08 I am a mental tourist, my mind wanders I am a Goddess! Worship me! I'm taking applications now I am full of tinier men! -The Living Doll I am a professional - please don't try this at home I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut I am aligning toward the light I am aware of proper search procedures, 194. Beta 5 I am not a number...I am a pentium! I am born. I am me. I am new. I am free. -Rush I am like a grain of sand on the beach, the one that irritates I am better than my reputation I am fully functional. - Data Lucky bastard. - Odo I am a part of the evil which exists to oppose other evils I am home! The modem's on, isn't it? I am no longer young enough to know everything I am a nature lovin', healing, caring, poly-pantheonic person I am neither sensitive nor childish enough to be Politically Correct I am ashamed of the Gospel NOT I am not a crook. --Richard Nixon I am merely responding to your nonsensical ramblings I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans I am an enchanter... some call me... Tim? I am a big man (yes i am) and i have a big gun I am feared and hated everywhere... but mom still loves me I am an MD...a manic depressive I am not a crook! I'm a thief! (taglines, that is!) I am a pusher I'm a whore, and I control you. -NIN I am curious, sir. Who is the father? -- Barclay I am a deeply superficial person I am insane.... therefore I do not have to make sense.... ever [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00122 Date: 04/14/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 09:13pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am not a crook. Nixon I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world. I am discrimnating. You are choosey. He's Ricky I am a genius and should be exempt from shit I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru I am not a 32 year old woman Bart on the blackboard I am not Mr. Tator! I am not the entertainment! - Dictator to Yakko I am an optimistic pessimist I am he as you are me and we are all together I am an atheist, thank God! I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber I am not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further I am a doughnut. --John F. Kennedy I am alone, there is no god where I am I am hell-bent on destruction of a certain kind! I am bilingal, I speak computer and English I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted I am a computer. As such I never have nor will make a mistake or error I am dyslexic of brog. Resicante is fugitive I am at two with nature. Woody Allen I am a doctor, not a voyeur. --Holodeck Doctor I am but a vehicle for my tie I am a non-event mass with a quantum probability of zero I am not a lawyer but I have a friend who is I am nostalgia incarnate. I've destroyed entire generations. FEAR ME I am about to disown this line due to the variations I am a thinking person. I think I'll have a Scotch I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally I am an atheist still. ......Thank God! I am become death, the destroyer of worlds I am not a woman of loose morals!!!!!!!! - Ayeka I am detecting traces of alien skin cells. Possible origin: alien skin I am not a "Senior Citizen" , but a TEENAGER with 51 years experience I am assuming, of course, that the aliens know what "clockwise" means I am always exact and precise ( more or less ) I am content to remain Galadriel ..I shall go into the West I am merely responding to He's nonsensical ramblings I am not a modem addict. I can quit anytime. Well almost I am a specialist trivioligist, not a general trivioligist I am muscular distrophy - Mike as tough guy I am going the way of all the earth. - Joshua 13:14 I am not a pet! -Soun Tendo I am beginning to see the appeal of this program -- Worf I am a Jedi, like my father before me I am no "senior citizen;" just a 62-year-old teenager! I am in charge here but don't tell my cats I am honored. - G'Kar I am a convicted felon... - H. DelToro I am not a merry man! -Worf I am about to develop an attitude I am a jelly doughnut. - John F. Kennedy I am a short term emergency suppliment to the medical team I am logged in, therefore I am I am become Death, Destroyer of Worlds I am made from the dust of the stars, the oceans flow in I am not Broke just Bent real bad!!! I am going to be assertive, if that is okay with you I am being followed by a pair of boxer shorts I am firm. You are stubborn. He is pigheaded I am a Watcher, part of a secret society of men and women who observe and I am become death, the shatterer of worlds. - Oppenheimer I am always glad to see my tags reused by others. :{> I am evil, I make the devil sign I am a study of a man in CHAOS in search of FRENZY I am become Vishnu, destroyer of taglines I am not a man. -Mowgli/The Jungle Book I am like the wind...untamable, yet annoying... - Babs I am intense, I am in need, I am in pain, I am in love. --Indigo Girls I am not a number...but I am a cat door I am a material girl. Wanna see my fabric collection? I am completely sane..the VOICES tell me so I am a perfect example of Artificial Intelligence I am completely underwhelmed by your intelligence I am not a dentist. --Bart Simpson I am a doughnut. - Doughnut You already mentioned this. - Kenobi I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end I am from Iowa. I only work in outer space. -Kirk I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man! I am not a dentist - Bart Simpson's lines I am hungry. Therefore I am. - Garfield I am just a nice, clean-cut Mongolian boy. Yul Brynner I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters -- Data I am not a lean, mean, spitting machine - Bart Simpson's lines I am in earnest I am a Ronald Reagan, Carl Sagan, San Diegan pagan I am not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing I am not a trained killer. I LEAD trained killers I am a `Body Snatcher' then I hang them on a tree! I am not Spock! Yes he is don't listen to him I am going to post Tribble taglines until everyone's brain explodes I am not a human! I am an animal! er...wait I am damned for my duty. And why should the damned turn aside? I am not a liar, er, lawyer I am built for comfort, not speed! I am a child of the world!...but a Yankee by birth! :) I am not a human being! I am an animal! Er... wait I am not a crook, Mr. Nixon said resignedly I am no steward, O King, and I mislike summonings. -- Dream I am a One Hundred Percent American; I am a superpatriot [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00123 Date: 04/19/98 From: JEFFREY MEIKLE Time: 04:27pm \/To: ANDREW SLY (Read 1 times) Subj: Small Taglines [1] AS> JEFFREY MEIKLE was hallucinating about "Small Taglines" .... AS> JM>Hey all i am looking for a collection of taglines that do JM>not take up more then 60 chrs on the screen... [..cut..] Got them... thanks :))) will now begin my master plan see ya --- Shotgun v1.38a * Origin: .[The Keep]. It's Home Away From Home! (3:770/145) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00124 Date: 04/19/98 From: HEATHER LENNOX Time: 09:09am \/To: JON HUNT (Read 1 times) Subj: Toilet Tags While Heather Lennox was stuffing herself with chocolate, she said Toilet gs JH> I don't care. :) But be warned, these have not yet been dupe checked. I'll do that myself then. T-Matic with a fuzzy dupe that doesn't work properly... 8-) JH> "Bother!" said Pooh as he fell into the toilet. Oooohh... Lots!!! Much Thanks! Gan canny noo! ... "My name's Bond. And what's your name?" - 007 "Pussy Galore" ___ Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR] --- Renegade v5-11 Exp * Origin: Sidewinder! Your Military Info BBS. 649-267-3546 (3:772/210) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00125 Date: 04/19/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 09:37am \/To: JEFFREY MEIKLE (Read 1 times) Subj: Small Taglines -=>Quoting Jeffrey Meikle to All<=- JM> Hey all i am looking for a collection of taglines that do not take up JM> more then 60 chrs on the screen... if you 'em them, i'd love to see JM> them.. thanks! :) "...and with that cryptic comment I'm off to bed" "A political party is organized opinion." -- Disraeli "Adventure is the champagne of life." -- Chesterson "Do, Re, Me, Fa, So, La, Fido"/The FidoNet Theme Song "Elementary, my dear Watson." - Sherlock Holmes "Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain. "For nothing now can come to any good." -- Auden "Good Morning" is a wish, not a statement. Harry Dolphin "Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting. "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up! "Home" is where the computer is plugged in! "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." -- Eliot "I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrdinger "I think not," said Descartes... and promptly vanished. "I was snow white, but I drifted." Mae West "I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed." "I'm not sure." - Werner Heisenberg "It's got to look like one of Chiun's perfect accidents." "It's kind of fun to do the impossible..." -Walt Disney "Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub. "Windows: From the people who brought you Edlin." --Ceud Mille Failte--Gaelic: A hundred thousand welcomes. A choice is always possible, even without any options. A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this! A cynic searches for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. A day without sunshine is like night. A good frame of mind... but no picture. A great deal of money is never enough once you have it. A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart. A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. A journey of a thousand li starts where the feet are. A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth. A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. A little too much like reality eh???? A man with no destination is never lost. A man's life is dyed the color of his imagination. A mob has many heads, but no brains. A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation. A person with two watches is never sure what time it is. A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths a statistic. A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. A very old and very wise man once said ... "HUH?" ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic. ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo. Abandon hope, all ye who here. Accept finite disappointment, never lose infinite hope. Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it. After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks. Ah hahh.. now it starts to make sense.. All answers questioned here. All great truths began as blasphemies. All reality is aspect dependent. All reality is the construct of the observer. All the world's a stage, and I forgot my lines. All the world's a stage, and I missed rehearsal. All those that believe in Telekinesis raise my hands. Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to. Always try to be a little kinder than is necessary. Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. Am I hallucinating or something?? Ambition destroys its possessor. An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue. An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive. An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once. An optimist is just a pessimist who doesn't get the point. Ancient Chinese curse:"May you live in interesting times" Ancient custom has the force of law. And I thought *I* had strange problems! And now, a brief pause while everyone says, "Who cares?" And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over." Another smooth escape disguised as a dramatic exit... Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing! At a seance, he who levitates is host. At the end of your rope? Tie a knot and swing. Avoid foreign entanglements. -- George Washington Aw, mom, you act like I'm not even wearing a bungee cord! BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Be careful what you wish for. You may get it. Be careful, or I'll include you in my plans. Be kind, everyone you meet is fighting a tough battle. Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers. Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation. Been there, done that, didn't even get a T-Shirt.... Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Been there, done that, the T-shirt cost too much. Before making a backup, first destroy the originals. Being normal isn't one of my strengths. Believing in yourself is the beginning of wisdom. Bend the facts to fit the conclusion. It's easier that way. Beware of low-flying butterflies. Black holes are where God divided by zero. Blessed are the pessimistic, for they hath made backups. Buckle up, gents, it's gonna be a bumpy ride ! But I thought YOU did the backups... But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster machine. But of COURSE the Universe does not make sense! Butterfly crossing next five miles... By Ghod, ... for a moment there, it all made sense... By the way, what does BTW stand for? California Raisins murdered - cereal killer suspected! Call me crazy! I can live without ICONS! Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Can I run Stacker on my MASTERCARD? Can you hold off a vampire with a sun lamp? Cereal Killer Strikes Again - does it for Kix! Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs Close your eyes and press escape three times. Coffee is good food. Coffee line forms here. Take a number. Coffee: The pharmacological basis of consciousness. Computer Make Very Fast, Very Accurate Mistakes.. Computers also eliminate spare time. Computers and Fandom - There's got to be cheaper hobbies!! Computers run on faith, not electrons. Confuse People: Quote From The Wrong Message DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... Danger! **Attention Span Exceeded!** Did I make myself clear? Good, now tell me what I said. Did you format your brain this morning by accident? Did you write the words, or the lyrics? Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?? Diogenes is still searching. DisneyLand: a people trap operated by a mouse. Do I believe in the Bible? Shoot, man, I've SEEN one! Do not believe in miracles rely on them. Does anyone have a spare healing potion handy? Does this seem weird to anybody else? Don't Panic. Just push the Reset button. Don't ask me - I'm just improvising... Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go! Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain Don't be superstitious. It's bad luck. Don't bite my finger; Look where I'm pointing! Don't confuse me with facts!! Don't confuse who you are with what you do to survive. Don't judge a book by its movie. Don't just lurk there -- say something! Don't look conspicuous. It draws fire. Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards... Don't open your eyes you won't like what you see... Don't try this at home....we are PROFESSIONAL idiots. Don't you hate it when that happens? Double-check the redundancy generator, will you? Dragonslayer needed. No experience expected. Drive no faster than your guardian angel can fly. Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded! Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron Dumb blond jokes are one liners so men can understand them. EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it. Each of us contains an element of insanity. Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty. S.J. Lee Easy credit, terms available... - Satan Echo Mail is my life... Oh ghod, somebody shoot me! Eh? That's an interesting trick! How'd you do that? Elvis Sighting Hotline -- 1-800-I-C-D-KING Embrace difficulty - it takes fire to temper steel. Eschew Obfuscation Ever feel like you're living in the Twilight Zone? Ever get the feeling someone is watching you? Ever get the feeling your guardian angel is laughing? Ever put a Slinky on an escalator? Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Every mighty oak was once a nut that stood it's ground. Every morning is the dawn of a new error... Every muscle tensed to fence the enemy within. Every person gets to heaven in their own way. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Everyone is gifted. but some open the package sooner. Evolution: God's way of issuing upgrades. Excuse me I gotta go..the pizza man is at the door. Excuse me, I'm just weirded out at the moment. Excuse me, but did I say that? Doesn't sound like me... Exercise your right to dream. Experiencing synaptical difficulties; Please stand by. Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch. Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them. Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash. Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it". Fasten your seatbelt, I wanna try something. Federal Employment Principle: Confusion creates jobs. Feminism: the radical notion that women are people. Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy. File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_ First listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary. Friends don't let friends drink and post. Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS was THAT stupid! Gee, I wonder what this key does. Get me some coffee and ask me again in ten minutes. Give happiness/Deserve happiness. Go on, be yourself! There isn't anyone better qualified. God is real, unless declared integer. Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message Good Intentions Paving Company "We did the road to Hell." Great compassion is the root of all forms of worship. Great day for putting slinkies on an escalator. Guess it's time for Plan B, huh? HELL (n): Backing up a 600 meg drive with 360K floppies. HELP!!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!! Have you noticed how everybody's getting older? Have you seen my mind? It was wandering again. He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly. He's a couple of channels short of Basic Cable! He's a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal! He's a few bits short of a byte. Help me, I'm a prisoner in a Fortune cookie file! Here's a thought: no good reason, I just thought of it. Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought. Hey I just rode a Blue Wave. Hmmm it looks read to me. His mind is like concrete - mixed up and permanently set! Honey, just one more message, I really MEAN it this time! Hospital: A factory for the repair of faulty humans Housework can kill you if you do it right. How can you add one to infinity? How could I forget you...you're too weird. How did I get round from eating square meals? How do they get Teflon (tm) to stick to the pan? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? How to blind a yankee: put a windshield in front of him. Humankind cannot bear very much reality. T.S. Eliot Humph - seems my memory randomly forgets. I am a mental tourist. My mind wanders. I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley! I blush to confess that I am always getting confused. I called information and asked, "Where are my socks?" I confuse myself just fine, thank you. I don't need help. I did not escape!...they gave me a day pass. I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either. I don't HAVE a real life. I'm a BBS addict. I don't have a life, I have an offline reader. I dreamt I was a butterfly dreaming of being a woman. I eat my coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it? I got lost in thought. I was in unfamiliar territory. I had too much to dream last night... I hate 4 letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet. I hate 4-letter words!! cook...wash...dust...iron... I hate emergency vehicles. All the names are on backwards I hate it when that happens. I have a mind like a steel...you know...doohicky... I have a really bad feeling about this... I have a really good memory, except it's short. I have bursts of being a lady; it doesn't last. I have no problems with God. It's his fan clubs I hate. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. I know just enough to be dangerous! I let my mind go wandering in search of my heart. I like to leave messages *before* the beep. I like to study tourists in their natural habitat. I live by only 2 laws: IDIC and Murphy. I locked my coathanger in my car; good thing I had a key. I love the smell of Echomail in the morning! I met some crazy people. They made me their leader... I never buy books on impulse. Only on warp. I only play with my computer on days that end in "Y." I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis! I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced insanity. I resemble that remark I see that you weren't fully debugged before release. I see your "imagine" and raise you a "simulacrum." ;> I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out. I think I heard something hit a fan. I think Murphy was an optimist. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it. I try to make everyone's day a little more surreal. I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused. I used to be sane, but I got better. I want one of those new Cray palmtops. I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing. I wish life had a scroll-back buffer. I'd enjoy the day more if it started later. I'd give real money if he'd shut up! I'll see if I can ferret out a few. I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time. I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. I'm cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. I'm going to plead temporary insanity. How about you? I'm hAvInG PrObLEMs aDJUStInG toDAy! I'm here to question all your answers. I'm just moving clouds today; tomorrow I'll try mountains. I'm most dangerous when I know what I'm doing. I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality. I'm not flippant, I'm irreverent. I'm not insane...I'm just surreal! :^) I'm not panicking-I'm examining all options at high speed. I'm not posting off topic, I'm expanding the conversation. I'm not tense, just terribly alert... I'm on the trailing edge of technology. I'm pretty sure that none of us are here. I'm sorry, but my brain has developed a few bad sectors. I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud? I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable. I've got places to go... People to annoy. I've never cared to be ordinary. IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0 If Death calls, take a message. I'll get back to him. If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking. If I wanted your opinion, I'd take you off my Twit List. If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting. If it moves so slow, why is it called rush hour? If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO !! If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet! If only men came with pull down menus and online help.. If the enemy is in range, so are you. If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT! If this isn't war, why is CNN massing on the border? If today were a fish, I'd throw it back. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane. If you are not the poet, you can be the poem. If you are still hungry, eat another fortune cookie. If you can read this, you're in phaser range. If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. If you can't say something nice, say something surreal. If you can't see the fnords, they can't eat you... If you can't elucidate, eschew obfuscatory interlocutions! If you play Satanist music backwards, do you get hymns? If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise. If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late! If your mind goes blank, remember to turn down the sound. Immature artists imitate. Mature artists steal. In all systems of theology, the devil is a male. In another time and place, this could be funny. In my family, Crazy is a relative term. Intuitive knowledge is the purest form of information. Is this some conspiracy to make me look paranoid? Isn't technology wonderful? It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. It all comes from liking honey so much. W.T. Pooh It all hinges on your definition of 'a good time'. It doesn't work, but it looks pretty. It takes a long word to retard spoilage. It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow. It works better if you plug it in. It works for me. It's 3:30 A.M. Do you know where your mail is? It's been surreal, but I can't Dali now. It's nearly 3am., just what WERE you expecting?!? It's not the money I want, it's the stuff. It's okay, the confusion is all in your mind. It's so crazy it just might work! It's tourist season in Florida, bag limit two. It's you and me against the world. Let's attack! Jimmy Hoffa, call your office. Just a roadkill on the information superhighway. Just lockup when you're through. Keep in mind that I have no idea what I'm talking about. Keep smilin and thinkin ... it fools 'em every time Life begins after coffee! Life is a series of rude awakenings. Life is about timing. Life is full of little surprises. - Pandora. Life is just one big beta test cycle. Life is like Jazz, it should be improvised. Life is obviously a battle, but exactly who is the enemy? Life's a b*tch and then FIDO eats your mail packet. Life's too short for bad coffee. Line noise provided by BellSouth. Look upon my works oh ye mighty, and giggle. [ ]<<--- this box opens into another universe... d;naveornv. Oops, Sorry, fell asleep on the keyboard. i Am HOldINg YouR mAiL HoStaGe. SeNd $1000 tO mY nOdE .. ... Situation Normal. Panic Accordingly. --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00126 Date: 04/19/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 09:37am \/To: BARRY BLAES (Read 1 times) Subj: taglines, what else? -=>Quoting Barry Blaes to Myra I Fox<=- MIF> I was *just* teasing . You know how things go, ... BB> I knew that. :) Last night I ran across a place called Beaucoup on the web that has links to all sorts of things, one item in the list was taglines. I can't remember how many taglines he said there were, but you could either search on a word or phrase or view them alphabetically. Searching on Myra brought up a scary amount of taglines, even discounting the Elmyra ones . "Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates "I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrdinger "I think not," said Descartes... and promptly vanished. "I'm not sure." - Werner Heisenberg "Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli "Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub. "Life is full of little surprises." - Pandora. "That's entertainment," - Vlad the Impaler. And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over." Easy credit, terms available... - Satan Excuse me, my shoe is ringing. -- Maxwell Smart Let's win this one and go home. - George A. Custer "Scattered Showers, my ASS!"....Noah 'The only thing more reliable than magik is ones friends!' - Macbeth 'Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel.' - Ulysses 'Ya gotta be subtle!' - M. Hammer 'It's good to see you too.' - H. Livingston, MD 'I'm getting paid how much?' - M. Jordan 'What you need is a collection agency.' - D. Shultz 'Money is the root of all evil. Women need roots.' - D. Trump 'You just don't know women.' - H. Hefner 'Love is blind. Lust isn't!' - D. Giovani 'I love the nightlife.' - V. Dracula 'Happiness is defined by one's capacity for enjoyment.' - Bacchus 'Let's see the instant replay on that!' - H. Cossell 'The secret of popularity is confidence' - W. Allen 'Take a walk on the wild side.' - G. Gebel Williams 'What am I supposed to do with all this gold?' - Midas, Rex1 'There must be fifty ways to leave your lover!' - P. Simon 'Meanwhile, back at reality. . . ' - G. Lucas 'Life is a series of rude awakenings' - R. V. Winkle 'That's entertainment!' - Vlad the Impaler 'Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit.' - Teresias 'Should old acquaintance be forgot. . .' - Count of Monte Cristo 'This is no game for old men! Send in the boys!' - W. Hays 'Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce.' - Henry VIII 'We're looking for a few good men.' - B. Cassidy 'I'll worry about it tomorrow.' - S. O'Hara 'Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars!' - A. Hitler Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior.-Hun, A.T. 'What if they gave a war and only on side came-' - Lucifer 'It takes a giant to fight a giant' - H. Prym 'Hell hath no fury like a demon scorched.' - C. Mather 'What is this, a Chinese fire drill?' - Sun Tzu and then I said to myself, 'Why should I split it two ways-'-G.Mouser' Is everybody happy?' - Machiavelli 'All's well that ends well.' - E. A. Poe 'Dragons and Demons and Kings, Oh my!' - The Cowardly Klahd 'Weird is a relative, not an absolute term.' - Baron Frank N. Furter 'Now you see it, now you don't.' - H. Shadowspawn 'A friend in need is a pest.' - Fafhrd 'Once more into the breach . . .' - Zarna, The Human Cannonball 'Old heroes never die; the reappear in sequels' - M. Moorcock 'What do you mean, `You've got a job for me`?' - Hercules 'Out of the frying pan, into der fire.' - The Swedish Chef 'Or was it unlock the safe the swim to the surface?' - H. Houdini '. . . and the fun began.' - N. Bonaparte 'I'm sure we can talk things out like civilized people.' - J. Wayne 'What's the point spread on World War III?' - R. Reagan 'What are friends for?' - R. M. Nixon 'We've got an unbeatable team!' - Sauron 'Life is full of little surprises.' - Pandora 'If you can't win fair, just win!' - U. S. Grant 'Ask not for whom the bell tolls -' - M. Ali 'I'm making this up as I go along!' - I. Jones 'Some farewells are easier than others.'' - P. Marlowe 'The best laid plans often go fowl' - Wile E. Coyote 'Life can be profitable, if you know the odds.' - Riply 'Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!' - V. Dracula "I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrodinger "I think not," said Descartes - And vanished. "Just a little off the top!" A. BOLEYN "Boards don't hit back!" B. LEE "Manners are acquired, not inherited!" S. PENN "You countermanded me on WHOSE authority?" POPE JOHN "Has anybody got a plan?" G.A. CUSTER "Reliable information is a must for successful planning." C. COLUMBUS "To survive, one must be able to adapt to changing situations." T.REX "An agent is a vampire with a telephone." Any editor "Relax, Julie. Everyone will understand." ROMEO "Everybody needs a career manager." LADY MACBETH "The trail's got to be 'round here somewhere!" D. BOONE "There's no accounting for taste!" COLONEL SANDERS "What did I do wrong?" LEAR, REX "They never let you live it down. One little mistake!" NERO "I believe we're under attack." COL. TRAVIS "No one should hide their true self behind a false face." LON CHANEY "Sometimes luck isn't enough." L. LUCIANO "What fools these mortals be." SMAUG "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer ... It's the suspense that gets me. - Bugs Bunny --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101)