--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00111 Date: 04/15/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:34pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime.- DarkWing Duck I am questioning the reliability of my uplinks with the backbone I am overjoyed. Sunan How delightful for you. Klingon Torres I am not corrupt ... I'm ethically challenged I am the beast who shouted love at the heart of the world I am the Lord of the Dance cried he And I live in you I am not into denial... but if I was, I'd certainly never admit to it I am the most modest man in the whole wide world I am the very model of a stupid Star Trek admiral I am the very model of a cartoon individual! - Yakko Warner I am not an animal. -John Merrick/The Elephant Man I am replying to this message with my built-in VAX Mailer on my Game-Boy I am only a rat in a maze, like you -- only the dead go free I am not--repeat NOT anthropormorphic (now get your foot off my tail) I am the truth from which you run - NIN I am not now, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati I am preparing to toast a marshmelon. -- Spock I am the way and the truth and the life. John 14:6 I am so poor I can't afford to pay attention I am programmed to investigate. Nomad I am the tube of cadmium yellow that refuses to open I am now in the hand of the Prophets. - The Sirah I am sick of seeing sic (sic) I am not overweight; I've just been overserved a lot I am the @TO@ that flaps in the night! I am sending this message just to see if you get it I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.-Gen.17:1 I am the truth you won't hear, keep it in the family I am not arguing with you; I am telling you I am the President...I am the President...I am I am the Chrome Dinette. --Frank Zappa I am not crazy, I am not crazy, I not am crazy, not I am crazy I am not limited by my eyesight. Don Juan DeMarco I am still not sure how this works. - J* The Wizard I am the hairball that clogs your drain. - DarkWing Duck I am not deliciously saucy -Bart Simpson/Episode 1F14 I am sorry, but I can't think of a single thing to beat *that* I am the stuff of your worst nightmare. - DarkWing Duck I am the soap scum that lines your tub. - DarkWing Duck I am the high you can't sustain - NIN I am the Goo-Fish! You are no match for me! -MM Power Rangers I am not your puppet anymore. - Data I am sure he is in the fleet. I would he had boarded me I am the Skipper of Borg. Okay little buddy, go assimilate them! I am ruin-ed! I am ruin-ed! You are rescu-ed! I am not qualified to diagnose your psychoses, chum. The Tick I am recieving a number of distress signals.-Spock I am the most powerful man on earth. I control the Power Ranger supply I am not, nor ever have been a member of the Illuminati I am the dragon. You are not the dragon. Any questions? I am the check writer in the cash only line I am the lover in your bed - NIN I am not crazy! I just have a brain chemical imbalance! I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you - mr. self destruct I am perpetual now. Nomad I am the terror that flaps into walls I am sorry to be going with my luggage full I am the Antichrist, it's what I was meant to be! I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil! -DarkWing Duck (Bushroot) I am the terror that flaps in the night! - Darkwing Duck I am the grade curve that gives you an F - DarkWing Duck I am the Key Master. - Sam I am solidly behind whichever side eventually wins I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DarkWing Duck I am so impressed I could return my meal to the keyboard I am not irrelevant. -- Bill Clinton I am the logic that annoys in the night - I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN!! I am the pusher, I'm a whore - NIN I am the @TOFIRST@ that flaps in the night! I am not schitzophrenic (and neither am I) I am the cold sore that stings your lips - DarkWing Duck I am the lover in your bed, and I control you - mr. self destruct I am not less perfect than Lore! - Lore I am proud of my STRAIGHT Mom! I am the lie that you believe - NIN I am the mask you wear. - Christine It's me they hear! - Phantom I am one spooky chick! - Mike I am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat I am not too proud to steal your taglines for my messages I am queer. How and why are idle questions I am the Alien of Borg - In space, no one can hear you assimilate I am so smart I even make myself sick I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries. - DarkWing Duck I am not bald, I am hirsutely challenged I am still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie I am sanctified inside you I am so one of the seven dwarfs! Tom said grumpily I am not young enough to know everything I am the Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u & squeeze u & name u George I am the Passion; I am the Warfare I am not sure I ever had a true belief. - Worf I am the person your parents warned you about I am the worst-case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dreams I am thinking of something orange. Something ORANGE. It's an orange! I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lines from my I am the one you warned me of I am not familiar with this class of ship. Romulan I am the Alpha and the Omega Says the Lord I am the fingernails that scrape the blackboard of your soul! I am sending the money. No kidding! I am! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00112 Date: 04/15/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:34pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the tagline I am the denominator. - Arnold Schwartzenegger teaching math I am not the victim of the world I see I am one spooky chick! Mike Nelson I am not an animal! I'm a reptile - Joel as Godzilla I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger. -- Gloria Steinem I am not inferior to Lore. -Data I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers - Bart Simpson's lines I am the formless one. I come to save. You are the chosen ones I am not what I am I am not devoid of humor. - Brain I am the good that flutters in the day! - DarkWing Duck I am the Love that dare not speak its name. - Lord Douglas I am not like you! - Spock I am sorry; I did not mean to be offensive I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the Illuminati I am the silencing machine - NIN I am the Great Cornholio!! I need T.P. for my bunghole! I am not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I am serious - and stop calling me Shirley I am tolerant of your fruitcake like beliefs I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus - DarkWing Duck I am tired of reality. I am going to read recipes I am not responsible for advice not taken! I am the need you have for more - NIN I am so smart, I am so smart, S-M-R-T, I mean S-M-A-R-T! I am not an idiot, but I play one on usenet! I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater I am the cat that somebody let out of the bag! -Darkwing Duck I am the root of some evil. Please send some money I am the Goddess of Apathy....Who cares? - Troi I am pilot error, I am fetal distress, I am the random chromosome I am so sick of Pooh taglines, I could just pooh I am not deliciously saucy - Bart Simpson's lines I am the weed-whacker in the garden of evil! -Darkwing Duck I am the modren man, with this guitar in hand I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes. - DarkWing Duck I am surrounded by idiots -Scar, The Lion King I am the Pope of Borg. You are irreverent I am not just going to abandon one of my officers. Sisko I am the paper cut that ruins your day - DarkWing Duck I am so thrilled about Mustang Software I could puke I am the father, the father of nothing - MLWT Thrill Kill Kult I am the LORD, that maketh wise men's knowledge foolishness. Isa 44:24 I am struck by the feather of your soft reply--Jim Morrison I am the plot twist in the second reel! -DW Duck I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample under foot I am so one of the seven dwarfs! he said grumpily I am ordered to please you. Drusilla I am the voice inside your head, and I control you - mr. self destruct I am the Lizard Queen! - Crazed Lisa I am the cholesteral that clogs your ateries I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come I am placing this tagline for adoption, ain't he cute I am the Swedish chef of Borg. Borg ! Borg ! Borg !... I am Popeye of Borg. You will be askimilgrated I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime. - DW Duck I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr I am not deliciously saucy - Bart's Board I am the Intendant of Borg - Now that really IS a terrifying thought I am the Earth Mother and you are all flops. Elizabeth Taylor I am powerless over pyromania! - Joel I am not responsible for what I say while sleep-deprived I am the stuff of your worst nightmare I am the bell ringer that will ring your chimes I am not less perfect than Lore - Data I am the prayers of the naive - NIN I am the Lorax and I speak for the Trees! -- The Lorax I am not being unreasonable I am sweet and lovable at all times I am not making this up I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth. - DarkWing Duck I am perfectly sane, and so am I I am over six feet and go everywhere. -- Archy the cockroach I am not just lazy. I am indolent and slothful I am the thin line between genius and insanity! I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers I am the Shopping Cart that nicks at your paint-job I am the need in you for more I am sexually straight, but not narrow minded! I am the sex that you provide, and I control you - mr. self destruct I am the Intendant of Borg. (Run, Odo, run!!) I am not pleased with President Clinton...OR her husband! I am the Judge, the jury and the Hangman! (Dusty Rhodes) I am not schizo! Yes I am! No I'm not! Are too! Am not! I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player I am one jelly doughnut! John F. Kennedy I am so mind-numbingly depressed ($E1&O~ NO MERRIER! I am so happy it frightens me. William Holden I am the terror that flys in the night I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus...GOOGOOGAJOOB! I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear I am the world's formost authority on my opinion! I am the hate you try to hide, and I control you. -NIN I am the elder brother, K'ern. - Worf I am the ghost of Xmas past, Quark! I am too damned old to feel this young I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus. - Beatles I am the way of the future.  [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00113 Date: 04/17/98 From: KIM LYKKEGAARD Time: 12:12am \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 1 times) Subj: T-Matic goes PD... Hello Simon. 15 Apr 98 12:07, Simon Avery wrote to All: SA> As it's extremely unlikely I'll be continuing development for SA> Tag-O-Matic, I've decided to make the source PD. I'm sorry to hear that. SA> Freq TMSOURCE.ZIP from origin (93k) Hmmm any change for you can find a place on the internet? SA> The source is a mess, but it might help somebody. Why shouldn't you be like the rest of us ,-) Med Venlig hilsen Kim ... Don't say during sex: My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! --- Msged/386 4.30 beta 1 * Origin: Marcy killed it, Peg..... (2:236/203.26) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00114 Date: 04/16/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 04:07pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: T-Matic goes PD... I was all like, "No Way!" and Simon was all :: SA> As it's extremely unlikely I'll be continuing development for SA> Tag-O-Matic, I've decided to make the source PD. SA> Freq TMSOURCE.ZIP from origin (93k) SA> The source is a mess, but it might help somebody. I love your gesture. I hate to see software die when the author can't work on it for whatever reason. I'm interested in taking up on it. Perhaps, though, you could make it available somewhere cheaper than Europe? =) Internet? If you can't put it online, maybe you could email it to me (my address is below), and I'll put it up on my site. I was reprogramming my own tagline utility in C, but it wasn't one of my greater projects, having to start it over from scratch. This is great. SA> + Origin: Freq T-MATIC from origin for Tag-O-Matic! (2:255/90) Andrew -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Money is the ROOT of ALL EVIL.. send $20 for more info! --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00115 Date: 04/14/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 06:23pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Toilet Tags Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw Heather Lennox post this... HL> Oooohhh... You've got lots of toilet tags. HL> Much thanks. Your welcome. From Barry Blaes, on Stardate 9804.14. E-mail: btblaes@bigfoot.com. Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Get Pgp Public Key at http://www.erols.com/btblaes ... College? It was the best 14 years of my life! ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F (319134 Taglines) Owned and operated by Barry Blaes. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00116 Date: 04/14/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 06:22pm \/To: MYRA I FOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Red Dwarf Tags Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw Myra I Fox post this... MIF> I was *just* teasing . You know how things go, it is probably the MIF> only one that doesn't belong in the file. I knew that. :) From Barry Blaes, on Stardate 9804.14. E-mail: btblaes@bigfoot.com. Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Get Pgp Public Key at http://www.erols.com/btblaes ... Don't worry. Be happy. -!- Tag-O-Matic V.13F (319134 Taglines) Owned and operated by Barry Blaes. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. (1:2630/140)