--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00107 Date: 04/15/98 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 12:07pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: T-Matic goes PD... * Crossposted in TAGLINES * Crossposted in LP_TDSOFT Hecky Thump, it's All Arkwright! As it's extremely unlikely I'll be continuing development for Tag-O-Matic, I've decided to make the source PD. Freq TMSOURCE.ZIP from origin (93k) The source is a mess, but it might help somebody. Simon Avery ... Quick, All, send your wife over to train my girlfriend! ... Tag-O-Matic V.13F Under Test... --- FMail/386 1.22 * Origin: Freq T-MATIC from origin for Tag-O-Matic! (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00108 Date: 04/15/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:30pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am the cloud that rains on your hit parade I am the Older Brother, Kurn! I am the genius of myself, not you! - Pat Cooper, Jan. 1995 I am their leader, which way did they go? I am not overreacting! I am a teenager! -- Katie Kaboom I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! - Homer I am the spider that nips at your neck I am old! I am the special bulletin that interrupts your favorite show - DW I am not young enough to know everything any more I am the emergency Medical Hologram Tagline I am the Anti-Bart! DO have a cow! I am torn between conflicting apathies I am the person your mother warned you about I am not lost. I've just never been here before I am not short. I am vertically challenged I am the Lord, and there is none else.. - Isaiah 45:5 I am the spigot that drips in the night I am not going to be humiliated by you..."--Scully to Mulder (Syzygy) I am the terror that sits up late at night I am the Mountie! - The Mountie I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous. - DarkWing Duck I am so excited! We have done it. - Lakitu I am the parking meter that expires while your shopping I am not arguing with you. I'm telling you the truth I am not deliciously saucy. Bart's Blackboard I am surely not cynical, worn out, or jaded! I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs I am the sum of my vices - TV's Frank I am the way: Kill me if you can! -messianic project manager I am sworn. Then you are damned. - Oracle I am the MASTER...You will obey me...You WILL obey ME! I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you. - DarkWing Duck I am romantic, caring, gentle, loving, respectful. So, ya wanna f**k? I am the boiling man...come to break the bones of your sins I am not, nor have I ever been a member of the Illuminati I am not less perfect than Lore. I am not less perfect I am the itch that you cannot reach - DarkWing Duck I am too brain-dead to be left alone I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly I am the great white tiger. -- Remo I am the Black Angel, Chaos Bringer I AM POWER!! Phoenix I am not at all the sort of person you and I took me for I am the special bulletin that interupts your favorite show - D. Duck I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques I am not an alcoholic, I simply enjoy living in a liquid medium I am the Keeper of the Cheese. You are the Lemon Merchant I am the editor who leaves you on the cutting room floor - D. Duck I am tired of reality. I am going to read taglines I am the angel-of-death, the time of purification is here I am the Goddess of Empathy-- Holodeck Troi Muzzle it! -- Troi I am the girl-next-door's imaginary boyfriend I am not some figment of your imagination! - Kira I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. - Bart's Board I am sorry but what exactly do you mean by `my twit filter'? I am the original Red-Headed Stepchild I am quite confident that no one will get killed. -proj mgr in big trouble I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. --Bart Simpson I am sorry, but I have no form of legal tender. Data I am not the sysadmin you are looking for... move along, move along I am the Canardian Guardian! I am ready to meet my Maker - now whether my MAKER is prepared I am not one man when he's enlightened I am not going to touch this one with anything of any length! I am the terror that flaps in the night I am not infallible! Omniscient, yes, but infallible? I am the *Eggplant* Man I am not deliciously saucy I am now 68 centimeters shorter. --Holodoc I am not lazy, I'm just motivationally challenged I am not expendiable, I am not stupid, I am not going I am practicing more cowboy diplomacy.......yeeee-harh! Spock I am surrounded by a BBSful of illogical humans I am the Eyes of Vaal. Akuta I am the Borgman, Goo Goo Gajoob! I am the Love that dare not speak its name. --Lord Douglas I am the bornless one, The fallen angel watching you I am not an animal! I am a human being! - Elephant Man I am the very model of a modern Sadomasochist I am the supernova at the center of the universe. - DarkWing Duck I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares! - DarkWing I am not, nor have ever been, a lawyer I am the Master, you must obey me... the Master I am sick and tired of being sick and tired I am still in testing, wait until I am released I am the Dread Pirate Roberts! There will be no survivors! I am not illiterate! My parents were married! I am simply a program.--Robert Picardo I am the Goddess of Empathy... Muzzle it! - Troi I am the parking meter that expires while you shop - DarkWing Duck I am the Rabbi of Borg. You must not assimulate! I am the bullet in the gun - NIN I am prepared to stand corrected or augmented I am that, thou art that, all this is that I am the Orville that flaps in the night! I am the smell that makes sardines nauseous I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries. - DarkWing Duck I am not going to ask you guys to can the tuna thread I am the kind of woman your mother warned you about [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00109 Date: 04/15/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:31pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am the culmination of creation. - Calvin I am not sure what this is, but an `F' would only dignify it. -- English Professor I am not dyslexic, thank dog I am not perfect, just forgiven I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! - Beavis I am the moderator...whether you like it....or not. (slight smile) I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime! - DarkWing Duck I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes. - D. Duck I am the itch you cannot reach! -Darkwing Duck I am simply a human being, more or less I am off to the race track, said Tom, hoarsely I am the ring that lines your tub I am the happiest when I eat won ton soup I am preparing to beam down. - Sisko I am the magic man. I'm the man who speaks for the latter age I am the debit in your credit line. - DarkWing Duck I am the parking meter that expires while you shop! -DW I am one of the people your parents warned you about. - The Beast I am not sincere, even when I say I am not I am the Barney of Usenet, and I wuv you all! I am too proud to ROTFL, so how about a HAHAHAHAAHAHA? I am the needle in your vein - NIN I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor I am simply agog. :) - Tracey Hemenover I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees I am the voice inside your head - NIN I am the end of all your dreams - NIN I am the magical genius, Kamek. - Kamek I am the only real truty I know. I am the ingrown toenail in your party pumps. - DarkWing DUck I am slowly licking your body all over I am the Captain of this vessel! - Picard I am the watchdog of freedom... got a Milkbone handy? I am the terror that posts in the night I am not easy to get along with. - Worf I am proud I have never owned a pair of blue jeans. - Rush Limbaugh I am the toddler that naps in the night! ...Huh??? - Darkwing Duck I am sensing a powerful mind - Troi I am the Rake, and this is...BucketHead. Die Fleidermouse I am not now, nor have I ever been, a member of the demigodic party. -- Dennis Ritchie I am the person my parents warned me about. - Bard I am only a simple clothing merchant. - Garak I am smitten...I am in deep smit I am the Imp of the Perverse (knowing this won't help you, either) I am simply going my job. -- Garek I am often mistaken for being absent. - Father Mulcahy I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. Jules Renard I am the root of some evil. Send some money I am not devoid of humour. - Brain I am the Mother of all things, and they should wear a sweater I am the Moderator. You are not the Moderator. Any questions? I am the hairball that clogs your drain I am positive that a definite maybe is probably in order I am not an animal! I am not ... well, um, er, maybe I am I am slowly going crazy, one two three four five six switch I am not part Ferengi. Are you paying cash or credit for this answer? I am the clipper that trims your hedges - DarkWing Duck I am observed, therefore I am I am sorry my Karma ran over your Dogma I am the vision of the best I know I am so quick, I am even fast asleep I am not deliciously saucy -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F14 I am the death bird--Jim Morrison I am not deliciously saucy. --Bart Simpson I am so happy, I could just shit! I am one, as you are three I am the computer your mother warned you about I am quite capable of civil conversations. -- Jack Butler I am the embodiment of modern medicine.How much dirt do you need? -Doc I am so optimistic about beef prices that I've just leased a pot roast with an option to buy I am simply going my job. Garak I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the walrus! I am not yet so low but that my nails can reach unto thine eyes I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp I am schizophrenic and so am I I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers. -Bart Simp./Epis. 1F09 I am the Pentium of Borg: You will be approximated I am not the Devil's Advocate... I am the Devil I am the hate you try to hide - NIN I am so smart I make myself sick I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel! - DarkWing Duck I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00am - DarkWing Duck I am the Love that dare not speak its name. --Douglas I am sure your ancestors are always with you---George S. Patton I am not dyslectic, thank dog I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet! I am thankful @N@ possessed no means of locomotion I am the world's foremost authority on my opinion! I am the Master of my fate,I am the Captain of mt Soul! I am stuck in this dream it's changing me i am becoming I am the morning DJ at WWV, tired of doing clicks I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out. - DarkWing Duck I am so one of the seven dwarves! Tom said grumpily I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley I am the Knight Industries Two Thousand. You can call me KITT I am the door. - John 10:9 I am spending a year dead for tax purposes I am the class expert on possession I am not dead yet, but watch for further reports [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00110 Date: 04/15/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am the person your mother warned you about. - DarkWing Duck I am the law! - Mako I am the Great Cornholio! I need T.P. T.P for my bunghole! -Beavis I am thankful it possessed no means of locomotion I am sorry but I couldn't resist any longer I am sorry, Miss Annie. - Worf I am the God of Hellfire and I said this >|-]= I am the clock cleaner who's going to ring your chimes.-DarkWing Duck I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear. - DarkWing Duck I am the God of Hellfire and I bring you warm toasted crumpets. I am the Goddess of Empathy -Deanna Troi I am the walrus. Goo-goo-ga-joob I am the embodiment of modern medicine. - Holodoc I am the Richman of Borg. The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama! I am so gay I can't even keep a straight face! ;) I am now living in a P.M.S. free environment I am not the reincarnation of Sammy Davis Jr. - Bart's Board I am the flirt of RIME, says Laura Schrader I am the grasshopper, I am the walrus, ku kuka chu I am the Ferret King I am the elder brother, Kurn. -- Worf I am not infallible. I might be wrong in this too I am stuck on Windows, because Microsoft brainwashed me I am not an alien from space reconnoitering this world I am not now, nor ever have I ever been a member of the Illuminati I am not responsible for the cleanliness of YOUR decks - Pak'ma'ra I am the neurosis that requires a $500-an-hour shrink! I am the creature that goes bump in the night I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus! I am the terror who conjugates verbs in the night I am the rose bush that refuses to bloom. - DarkWing Duck I am not stupid, I am intellectually challenged I am the hero that quacks in the night. - DarkWing Duck I am the boiling man. - The Crow I am the Orville Bullitt that flaps in the night! I am the woman who walks by myself, and all places are alike to me I am the sex that you provide - NIN I am prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life I am the embodiment of modern medicine. How much dirt do you need? I am not tired, I'm just REM challenged I am not single, I am "Romantically Challenged" I am the debit in your credit line I am the editor who leaves you on the cuttingroom floor.-DarkWing Duck I am not an Opinionated Jerk, but I play one on FidoNet I am the Master, and you will obey me. You will rehire Colin Baker I am not your enemy. Save your Rage for the Wyrmspawn I am the mighty Megalosaurus, the King of the Dinosaurs! - Earl I am the soap scum that lines your tub I am the Iconoclast...but you may call me "Noodle Noggin" I am the morning DJ at W-O-L-D... (H. Chapin) I am the spigot that drips in the night. - DarkWing Duck I am too sexy for the Borg - J.L. Picard I am only a temporary Doctor...Holo Doc I am the sum of all evils! Loc-Nar I am on a great adventure. -- Harold Lauder I am now the King of Embarassing Pain I am not less perfect than Lore? I am not less perfect than Lore? I am not irrational!! I am a teenager!!! - Katie Kaboom I am politically incorrect and proud of it! I am the Canardian Guardian! - DarkWing Duck I am the very model of a modern major general - Mike I am tired of talk which comes to nothing. --Chief Joseph I am the goddess of empathy. * Deanna I am the Love that dare not speak its name. -Douglas I am the female Bajoran Marquis of Borg. I haven't changed I am so broke.. I can't even pay attention I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor. - DarkWing Duck I am not human... I'm cat furnature! I am not an animal! I am what I am, but not an animal I am the Intendant of Borg - now there IS a terrifying thought I am not for gun control.11-2-90..We passed the Brady law.6-30-95 -WJC I am the Intendant of Borg - now there's a REALLY terrifying thought I am the logic that annoys in the night; I am...SPOCK'S BRAIN! - DW I am off to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. -Edmund I am sorry, I have no vices for you to exploit. Tosk I am not discriminatory, I hate everyone equally I am the creature that goes bump in the night. - DarkWing Duck I am the gold at the end of the rainbow. - DarkWing Duck I am proud that I am an adult Scouter! I am not doing any inserting in that area! (Kramer) I am the evil that lurks in the night - DarkWing Duck I am programmed in multiple techniques - Data I am not an animal! I am... well, not an animal I am the voice inside your head ... and I control you. --NIN I am thinking that she is a virgin, or used to be I am part of all I have met. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson I am only a b-version I am the terror that flops in the night I am the furthest minion of the Dark Tower. - Walter I am swift...I am strong...and now I am SMART I am overqualified? Allow me to remove some lies from my resume I am the fingernail that scratches the blackboard of your soul I am the Viper. I come to Vipe the Vindows I am the very model of a modern major general. -- Mike Nelson I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair - DarkWing Duck I am the beat of your pulse, the computer word made flesh I am the son of your father's killer. - Salek I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it I am the walrus. You're not I am not lexdysic [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)