----------------- ---------------- ... Ah'm thinkin'! . . . And muh head hurts. Yosemite Sam --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00100 Date: 04/25/98 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 01:16pm \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline "Help us Captain Roberts! We're being attacked by mutant Scotts!" SR> Sorry If This Is Off Topic But It's About Taglines!!!! Tagtools are on topic too! SR> Hi I Just Made A Tagline Program That Appends a Taline To A File and i SR> Need A Name For The Program At The Moment I Have TAG-MASTER Then The SR> Registered Name And BBS Name Thanks Can't help you with that, I had enough problems naming Tag-O-Matic (previously Tag-Nabbit and Tag-Tag). SR> Autobiography is now as common as adultery - and hardly less Some minor things; 1) The tag-precursor is hi-ascii. 2) You have a single space in front of the tag precursor. 3) The tag-precursor isn't 'standard'. 1 - Will be banned in many Fido echos. 2 & 3 - if you don't follow the accepted standard of ".?. " as the tagline precursor then none of those tags can be collected by automated or even semi-automated widgets. (The '?' can be anything). Eg; Tag-O-Matic in "klepto" mode will search a text file, or a JAM/Squish/ Opus or Hudson msgbase file hunting for tags. It hits on "x.?." (x = Carriage return, although it also considers Newline as valid). If you develop your program further (and feel free to grab the source to Tag-O-Matic 13f) then you'll find non-standard precursors a right pain when you come to steal tags. ') Congratulations, BTW! Simon Avery ... Scott, you're a card and you need to be dealt with ... Tag-O-Matic V.13F Under Test... --- FMail/386 1.22 * Origin: PGMRS All programming matters echo. (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00101 Date: 04/26/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 08:55am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Underway, shift colours! To: ALL Subject: Underway, shift colours! This message was from PATRICK LONG to ALL originally in conference Local Chatter on SOURCE ( Selective Source ) and was forwarded to you by PATRICK A. LONG ---------------------------------------- And it's now time to make note that on Monday, 27 April I deploy to the Mediterranean Sea and the Arabian Gulf. All people I converse with, will be greatly missed. Damn, but I'll be glad to get back! ... Patrick A. Long: Random Genius, Thinker of Sometimes Great Thoughts. --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00102 Date: 04/26/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 08:55am \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Tag 1/2 SR-=>Can Someone Give Me Some REAL Good Taglines Like Blondes Sysops -=>And beer And Confusis Hrmph. Why not. Blondes: "Blowing Away" by Ima Blonde "Bother," said Pooh, as four blondes approached "Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker "Ever sleep with a blonde?" "Many a time... many a time." "Lt. Yar, you are naturally blonde!" Data "NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes,and redheads!)" "There she was, this willowy blonde beauty." Col. Potter "We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes." M. Python 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast @TO@ So dumb, blondes tell jokes about him. A blonde saw a sign that said "Wet Cement," so she did. A blonde sent a post card: "Having a wonderful time... Where am I?" A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson. A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards. A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde. A redhead is a tight ass broad... But a blonde is FUNderful. A redhead's mating call is... "What blondes?" Actual investment club name: Stocks and Blondes Add excitement to your life. Amaze your friends. Act like a blonde! All commercial jets have a black box. (So do most blondes.) And they say Blondes are dumb! Are you blonde or drunk? Are you having a blonde moment? Artificial Intelligence: A Blonde dyed Brunette. Beauty is only skin deep, but blonde goes to the root! Bimbezzle: A blonde bank teller. Blonde after assimilation... "Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea..." Blonde and Redhead social gathering. Both shackled and chained. Blonde Borgs all have the same fun. Blonde conundrum: To giggle or to giggle louder. Blonde goes fishing with 3 guys, returns with a red snapper and crabs. Blonde Klingons: because it was a good day to dye. Blonde Moment: "Cross my legs and hope to die!" Blonde Tagline #27... She thinks Barry Goldwater was a Urologist. BLONDE.COM failed. Missing CPU. Blondes *have* more fun; Redheads ARE more fun! Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too! Blondes are easier than redheads. They just don't know it. Blondes are like 7-Eleven's - Always open for your convenience. Blondes do it with a thermos. Blondes don't necessarily prefer gentlemen! Blondes rule the earth, or at least earth's politicians. BLONDES.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses! Brunette's nightmare: The blonde lead the blonde. But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! Confucius say, "All blonde not blonde by cracky." Contents: One (1) Blonde. Flatteries not included. density: how to measure IQs of blondes Do blondes prefer gentlemen? Do blondes realize they're having more fun? Don't give blondes coffee breaks, it takes too long to retrain them. ERROR #0077: Blonde on keyboard gets 8 more. For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom... His wife was a brunette, he had married a blonde, but then she dyed. How do blonde braincells die? Alone. I called her a dumb blonde. She said, "No help wanted!" I invest in Negotiable Blondes. I see you're feeling particularly blonde today. I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 0069 and licensed to kill you with sex. I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 0069 and loving every minute of it! I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and licensed... $100.00/hour! I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and... Oooooo, BINGO! I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 and... YES, I'M A TRUE BLONDE! I'm Blonde. Jane Blonde. 008 words per minute... Isn't the term "Dumb Blonde" a peroxymoron? It's impossible to keep tabs on blondes, so use VISA! Love is blonde. Love thy neighbor! ...especially if she's blonde. Many a dumb blonde is really a smart brunette. Medical Daffynition Oxymoron: Blonde who has used too much acne goo. New Defination for BBS: Blonde, Beautiful, & Sexy New Porno Film: On Golden Blonde Not all Blondes are dumb. But then who ever checks. Okay! Who ordered the truck load of dumb blondes? Old BLONDES never fade they just dye away. Pomblonde: A species of cheerleader. Q What's a Redhead's mating call? A "Are the blondes gone yet?" Q Why are the Japanese so smart? A No blondes. Q Why did the blonde stop making ice cubes? A She lost the recipe. Redheads are easier than blondes. They just don't know it. Redneck mating call: "Is the blonde drunk yet?" She was a blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. She was so blonde - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it She was so blonde - she thought a quarterback was a refund She was so blonde - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center She was so blonde - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats She was so blonde - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept She was so blonde - she tried to drown a fish She was so blonde - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order She's a _natural_ Blonde, please speak slowly. She's not a "Bleached Blonde". She's Peroxide Dependent. She's not a bleached blonde, she's chemically enhanced! She's not a Bleached Blonde. She's Peroxide Dependent. She's so Blonde - if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless. She's so Blonde - it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes. She's so Blonde - she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She's so Blonde - she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death She's so Blonde - she got stabbed in a shoot-out. She's so Blonde - she sat on the tv and watched the couch. She's so Blonde - she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She's so Blonde - she sold the car for gas money. She's so Blonde - she studied for a blood test - and failed. She's so Blonde - she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill. She's so Blonde - she thought a quarterback was a refund. She's so Blonde - she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center. She's so Blonde - she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats. She's so Blonde - she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. She's so Blonde - she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. She's so Blonde - she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She's so Blonde - she tried to drown a fish. She's so Blonde - she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. She's so Blonde - she tripped over a cordless phone. Short Book Great Blonde Thinkers Through The Ages Short Book: Great Blonde Thinkers Through The Ages Smart Blonde: Uses Radar to find the Powder Room. Some are born blonde, others have to dye first. Sure blondes have more fun... but they wrinkle faster. SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. NO SYSOPS! The blonde got her college degree in sex. She was graduated cum loudly. The Blonde Sex Manual: IN - OUT. Repeat if necessary... The first blonde is the cheapest. To Err is Human. With blondes it's mandatory. To Err is Human... with blondes, it's mandatory. Use for Snow Bean the fake blonde next door Vacationing Blonde writing home - "Hi. Having a great time. Where am I?" Vacuum: [n] see Blonde's cranal cavity. What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought. What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot. What do you call 20 blondes in a Freezer? Frosted Flakes What do you call 6 blondes placed ear to ear? A wind tunnel. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block. What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? Confused. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? Rebel Without A Clue What do you call a blonde in a tree? A branch manager! What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? An off-shore drilling rig. What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted! What do you call a brunette with a blonde on each side? An interpreter. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. What do you call a golden retriever? A smart blonde! What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear? A wind tunnel. What do you call twelve blondes in a circle? A Dope Ring. What do you call twenty blondes in a Freezer? Frosted Flakes. What do you see when looking into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head. (Continued to next message) --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00103 Date: 04/26/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 08:55am \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Tag 2/2 (Continued from previous message) What does a blonde say after sex? So, are you all on the same team? What does a blonde think 7-11 is? An emergency number. What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's? Her IQ goes up! What is a blonde's mating call? "I'm SOOO drunk!" [giggle] What is a brunette's mating call? "Are the blondes gone yet?" What is a redhead's mating call? "Are the blondes gone yet?" What's 20/20? The IQ of twin blondes. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Putting the car in park. What's another blonde mating call? "Next." Why are Blonde jokes are one-liners? So men can understand them. Why did the blonde have a bruised navel? Her boyfriend's blonde, too. Why did the blonde name her dog Herpes? Because it wouldn't heel. Why did the blonde return her new scarf? It was too tight. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? It said "CONCENTRATE" Why did the blonde stop making ice cubes? She lost the recipe! Why do blondes drive VW's? They can't spell PORSCHE! Why do blondes have more fun? They don't know any better. Why do Blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts? Tits Go In Front. Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Why do Blondes like tilt-wheel steering? More headroom! Why do men like blonde jokes? Because they can understand them. Why does a blonde take the pill? So she knows what day it is. Why don't Blondes eat pickles? Because their heads get stuck in the jar. Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them. Why is a blonde like a door knob? 'Cause everyone gets a turn. Why was the blonde snorting Nutri-Sweet? She thought it was diet Coke. Why'd the blonde put a condom on each ear? She didn't want hearing AIDS Windows: written entirely by blondes. Wonder if blondes prefer gentlemen? You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread blonde. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban. ... <<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>> --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00104 Date: 04/26/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 08:55am \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Tag Beer (and booze in general):  1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall...  GROG! "Moosehead." A great beer... and a new experience for the moose! "Say when, dear." "Right after this drink." A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory A blood alcohol level of greater than .26 confers temporary immortality. A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A productive drunk is the bane of moralists. A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine. A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate. A.A. members make souse calls. Alcohol's never cured anything... but then again, neither has aspirin. Alcohol: The more you drink, the less you think! Alcoholic witch's spell: Bubble, bubble, bourbon double. Alcoholic: anti-sobriety activist Amazing what alcohol does to a sense of humor. Death becomes funny. An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do. And how much did YOU have to drink? And now I spill myself another drink... Anyone not singing will have a bottle of Fosters lobbed at his head. Are beer commercials great or what? As much as he drinks, watch for liquor mortis. Australian beer is made out of kangaroo hops. BACARDI.151. On the floor reader. Beer bellies = great waist. Beer: Nectar of the Gods, or Urine of the Yeast? Brandy-and-water spoils two good things! But ossifer I don' wanna take a buckin' frosiety test... Champagne is the only wine a woman can drink and still remain beautiful. Clear soda, clear beer... how about some clear water? Cry, "Up Spirits!" and let's sip the grogs of war! Dignity can't be preserved in alcohol. Don't drink and DEL *.* Don't drink and park - accidents cause people. DRINK CANADA DRY! Maybe you can't, but it IS fun trying! DRINKING KILLS SLOWLY - So what? I'm not in a hurry! Drinking Problem BeerTender! Get me another Bar! Drinking Problem Bill Clinton starts to make sense. Drinking Problem Every woman you see has an exact twin. Drinking Problem Foster Brooks appears sober to you. Drinking Problem Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol. Drinking Problem I'm as jober as a sudge. Drinking Problem Job interfering with your drinking. Drinking Problem Mosquitoes catch a buzz after biting you. Drinking Problem Roseanne looks good. Drinking Problem That damned pink elephant followed me home again. Drinking Problem The glass keeps missing your mouth! Drinking Problem The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering. Drinking Problem The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in... Drinking Problem Vampires catch a buzz after attacking you. Drinking Problem When you can focus better with one eye closed. Drinking Problem You fall off the floor... Drinking Problem You lose arguments with inanimate objects. Drinking Problem You've fallen and you can't get up. Drinking Problem Your idea of cutting back is less salt. Drinking Problem Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops. Drunk drivers don't hit each other: Professional courtesy Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it. DWI should be changed to Driving with Intent to MURDER! Ever Notice - Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly. Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike the office water cooler. Free Beer! (Tomorrow) Friends don't let friends drink and post. Gravity increases geometrically with alcohol consumed. Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix - but it tastes awful. Have beer, will >Buuurrrrpppp< ...party! He: Baby, drinking makes you beautiful. She: I don't drink. He: I do. Here - have a banana and a beer. Hey, we're out of wine, women, and so$#*&^%NO MERRIER Hoist a green beer... or a green milkshake, which ever applies. HOSPITALS! They clean you with alcohol, but make you drink water! I can walk on water. Of course I still stagger on alcohol. I don't drink anything stronger than pop. Pop drinks anything. I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it. I drank moonshine once, but I didn't swallow... I need a drink... where's the SPACE BAR? I'm looking for an Al, last name Choholic... I'm not an alcoholic... I run on bio-fuel... If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. Instant idiot! Just add alcohol. Instant Jerk: Just add alcohol. Irish wiskey makes one see double and act single. Is there an alcoholic beverage made from oat bran? Let us eat and drink; for tomorrow we shall die... Limit to post when drinking is a blood-alcohol level of .265 Math and Alcohol don't mix: please don't drink and derive. Mixed Drink: Sonic Screwdriver Vodka and orange juice going Mach 2. Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer! Never order a drink with more than 2 ingredients in a crowded bar... New Drink: American in Paris - Kentucky bourbon and champagne. New Drink: Blood Clot - vodka, tomato juice, and Jell-O. New Drink: Blue Moon - corn whiskey and Aqua Velva. New Drink: Mexican Hairless - tequila and minoxidil. New Drink: Oil of Ol - Mazola and sangria. New Drink: Quack Doctor - cold duck and Dr Pepper. New Drink: Shipwreck - Cutty Sark on the rocks. New Drink: Sinead O'Connor - Irish whiskey and Nair. New Drink: Sour Kraut - schnapps and lemon juice. New Drink: The Simpson: Slice with a twist, followed by a dash of OJ. One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor! Real men don't drink and drive. Scotch whiskey is not a chaser for haggis - it is an antidote. Sobering thoughts drove me to drink. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough. Swap - Drink mixer, glasses, tray, etc for good baby carriage. They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst. Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem! Wait a minute, Officer, you're a public servant. Go get me a beer! Weeds! No, that is my vineyard! Ever heard of dandelion wine? When the wine goes in, the secrets come out. Why a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? You've had too much someone uses your tongue for a coaster. You've had too much You ask for an ice cube and put it in your pocket. You've had too much You hear a duck quacking and it's you. You've had too much You hear some one say, "Call a priest!" You've had too much you notice your tie sticking out of your fly. You've had too much You pick up a roll, and butter your watch. You've had too much You realize you're the only one under the table. You've had too much You refill your glass from the fish bowl. You've had too much you start kissing the portraits on the wall. You've had too much you strike a match and light your nose. You've had too much you take off your shoes & wade in the potato salad You've had too much You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear. You've had too much You tell your best joke to the rubber plant. Your Honor, I was sober enough to know I was drunk. ... "Crowd Control" - by General Panic --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00105 Date: 04/24/98 From: STEPHEN GRISWOLD Time: 08:25am \/To: ANDREW ZIEM (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: T-Matic goes PD... -=> On 22 Apr 98 06:21:01, Andrew Ziem said to Simon Avery <=- AZ> I haven't gotten it. Perhaps Juno rejected it due to its size. Maybe AZ> you can try sending it to my other address: ziem@iex.net? If it was sent as an attachment, not encoded, and included in the text, (provided it is <64K in size as text) Yes, Juno will bounce it.. I had someone send me a photo/jpg of a local fire truck, to my mailbox '@juno', and it bounced, because they initially attached the binary.. When I asked them to encode the file, and split it down to 64K chunks, and send them as messages, it arrived. The price we pay, for free email. Hmm... Email taglines.... "Bother," said Pooh, helplessly as he watched his netmail crash, Again "If I could, I'd netmail you all a case of Oreos!"--Bill Nichols "More fan mail..." -- Albert Rosenfeld "QWK! QWK! QWK!" - Mating call of the mail duck. *Who WAS that masked mailer?* (The QWK Ranger?) A (mail) packet a day keeps the doctor away! A day without BBS mail is a day with much more free time. A day without e-mail is a day with much more free time. A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door...O@o+X^NO CARRIER A LOT of a moderator's work is done privately, via netmail. A megabyte of RAM helps the email go down. A mind is a terrible thing to... OOOOH, *new* E-mail!! After only 3 mail packets, I have put together a fair sized collection All E-mail gladly recieved. Offensive reply ASAP. All I learned about e-mail, I learned from taglines. Amiga is to computing as Snail Mail is to Email. An offline mail reader will not do the reading for you. Anagram...email = imale And God said, "Let there be echomail." On the seventh day he read it. And on the 8th day, God created echo mail. And to think I used to read mail ON-LINE! Another Blue Wave mail junkie and offline reader slut. Attention conflict: New mail found. Real life halted. Avoid chocolate, and answer my echomail! BBS Tip #5: Log in as ALL and receive more e-mail. Beat me, whip me, but don't make me read my mail online. Beat me, whip me, make me read mail 1 packet at a time Beat me, whip me, make me read my mail online! Beware of email or calls asking you to call an 809 area code number. Blue Wavers do it with QWK mail packets! Bluewave gets my mail, keeps me safe from the twits and flames! BlueWave mail door not found. Delete sysop? (Y/n) BlueWave mail door not found. Hang sysop? (Y/n) BlueWave mail door not found. Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n) Bradymail: 5 day waiting period before you get your email BradyMail: 5 day waiting period before you get your offline mail But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna! Coming soon to your FidoNetmail box Computer, turn off holographic email program and save CONFLICT: Answering the mail..vs.. Doing the housework CONFLICT: Answering the mail..vs.. Doing the yardwork Confused? Try using edlin with your mail reader! Conserve electrons...Send short email messages Convert message to toasty flame mail? [Y] [N] Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of e-mail! Cry, "ECHO!" and let slip the dogs of E-mail Cursor: What you become when you lose a mail packet. CyberMoney...$Email.00 CyberOccupant...junk email address CyberScream: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemail" Damn the netmail, full speed ahead!! E - mail: When it absolutely has to get lost at the speed of light. E-mail grows on you. Kinda like a wart.... E-mail withdrawl set in - it's worse than caffeine. Echomail: a tagline distribution system! Email me the rules, please! Email... Email... Email... Email... Email... I have NO Life! Ever catch yourself reading taglines and skipping mail? Every program in development at MIT expands until it can read mail. Famous spokesperson for hire (*CHEAP!*) email to: oj@lajail.com Faster than the speed of netmail! Fax me no questions, I'll e-mail you no lies Fear is: Seeing NetMail from a moderator in your mail packet. Femail...Feminist Email Fido delivered my mail tonite .. good echo retriever. Pat.. Pat. Fido has been very good, he's been bringing me mail Fido is a fickle dog, soemtimes he eats all the good mail FIDO lie #06 Real people read and reply to your mail FIDO lie #07 Your mail is sent under a week anywhere FIDO lie #12 Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them FIDO lie #14 Netmail is never bounced because of stupidity FIDO lie #16: Real people read and reply to your mail FIDO lie #23: Your mail is sent under a week anywhere FIDO lie #VI: Real people read and reply to your mail FIDO lie #VII: Your mail is sent under a week anywhere FIDO lie #XIV: Netmail is never bounced because of stupidity Fido, be a good dog and don't loose the mail again..pat on yer head. Fido-netmail is perfectly reliable Fidogito ergo type: I get mail, therefore I post Fidonet Echomail... Read all you want, we'll make more! Find out how to do FIDO Email if at all possible Find out how to do FIDO Email; it's GREAT! (BBSs vary.) Finish reading your mail! Children in India are off-line. Finish your mail packet -- millions of kids in India are off-line. Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India. Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in Somalia Finish your mail packet! There are children offline in India! Finish your mail!... Millions of kids in India are off-line! For more information on wasting InterNet resources, send Email to yourself For my next impersonation: A SysOp, reading his mail... SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy. Thank you for making a simple mail reader very happy. The 1950's: Signed-Sealed-Delivered - The 1990's: Saved-Emailed-Downloaded. The check's in the e-mail. The names @LN@, @N@.. Licensed to Email. They're building a bypass through this echomail area! This mail went farther than I ever did. ;) Uhh, the Borg assimilated my mail packet! Yeah! That's it! We interrupt this mail session for "Barney Meets the Velociraptors." We interrupt this mail session to bring you flowers and chocolate. Whip me, beat me, but don't make me read my mail online! Who exactly is All, and why does he, she get so much mail Yes Dear; it's that horrid computer mail thing again. Yes my son, long ago mail was read one packet at a time. You *will* get what's coming to you...unless it's E-mailed! You CAN'T call 911! I'm downloading mail! You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it! You have junk mail. You might have mail. Your e-mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage. (excuse any duplicates, I'm still working on it.) Stephen Griswold ... I download email, sleep, get up, download email again. What's a life? --- Blue Wave/Max v2.12 [NR] * Origin: Eastern Light BBS 860/290-8578 10p-8a Only (1:142/578) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00106 Date: 04/13/98 From: JAMES SHERIDAN Time: 08:05pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Beer/Alcohol/Drunkeness 'ullo All, Can someone post a list of tags relating to Beer, pubs, being drunk, drinking and alcohol. THanks! - jAMBO - /dESiDONiAN/ : icq me - 5892165 "I get this feeling, I'm in motion, a sudden sense of liberty" "I have always thought, it's ok to be the servant of God, which is nice." Raymond_Lau, CONTROV, 07 Feb 98 ... There are always alternatives. Spock; The Galileo Seven; stardate 2822.3. --- * Origin: ...Fall into fashion, fall out again... (2:2503/513) * Crossposted in TAGLINES * Crossposted in LP_TDSOFT Hecky Thump, it's All Arkwright! As it's extremely unlikely I'll be continuing development for Tag-O-Matic, I've decided to make the source PD. Freq TMSOURCE.ZIP from origin (93k) The source is a mess, but it might help somebody. Simon Avery ... Quick, All, send your wife over to train my girlfriend! ... Tag-O-Matic V.13F Under Test... --- FMail/386 1.22 * Origin: Freq T-MATIC from origin for Tag-O-Matic! (2:255/90)