--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00097 Date: 04/26/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:33am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I have ESP, PMS and a GUN... any questions? I have a B.A. in social work, said Tom with a degree of concern I have a clear conscience - I have never used it I have PMS and I have a handgun..... Any Questions? I hate line noise when I'm trying to-- NO CARRIER I had no more sick days left, so I called in dead I have a firm grip on reality; now I will strangle it I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family. - Barney the Hun I had some morals - luckily, I got my money back I have a killer deck.... Uhhhh I forgot to add Mana I hate call-waiti'~ 2w.. NO CARRIER I hate this tagline. I really do. LOATHE! I have 3 networked Pentiums - heats my house all winter! I hate you, you hate me, we're a disfunctional family I have a chocolate chip in MY computer I hate rhetoric, it's just greek to me! I hate to waste a drop -Dracula I hate birthdays. They remind you your days are numbered. - Garfield I hate making predictions; especially about the future! I hate it when the government tells me what I need I hate playing craps, Tom said dicily I have a life. C:ANIMANIACS/CARTOON/FAKE/STUFF/LIFE.ANIM .....See? I hate to repeat gossip so I'll only say this once I hate people who say "I know it's off-topic.. but..." I have a 286, can I park in the handicapped space...? I have a full deck. I'm just a slow shuffler I have a great (desq)View from all of my Windows I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries! I hate Barbie...that bitch has everything ! I have NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere I hate you, you hate me, we're a dysfunctional family I have a foot fetish, but I'll settle for 7-8 inches I hate metal on my teeth, Tom said abrasively I had no idea. NO idea at all! Sheridan Yes. --Kosh I hate taglines Bah! :-( I have .25 sectors per sector I have a Phd.in Frustration from Harvard Graphics U.!! I hate reading Victor Hugo, said Les miserably I had no idea Canada was this much fun! -- Crow T. Robot I hate 4 letter words like cook, dust, diet, iron, scrub I have a fax machine; I have fax waiting I had rather be OVER the hill than UNDER it I hate him! I wish my mother was here -- Alexander I have a bad cold. Phlegm at ten I hates that crazy varmint!!! Y. Sam I have a firm grip or reality. Now I can strangle it I hate it when people ask stupid quesions I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight I have a gift for you. Miramanee to Kirk I hate disintigrationwatching us whither - Tori Amos I hate you, you hate me. Let's all go and kill Barney! I have a crush on you....!!! I have a better question... - Jake I had the car's alignment checked. It was chaotic evil! I have a dream: Dir C: 345,932,938,999,011,234,543 free I have a dream: C:\ 93285298429872582 K free I hate Saturdays I hate this new uniform! Bring back the GREEN! I hate Origin lines with no geographical information! I hate sewers...they smell like poo-gas! - Freakazoid I have PMS and ESP...now I'm a bitch who knows everything! I hate it when that happens I have a filter for that! I have CRS...Can't remember...do do I have a dirty mind, I mud wrestle with my conscience I had to trust them,I was powerless, I could not resist them" - Scully I hate for people to die embarrassed I have PMS and a hangover...any questions NOW? I had such a bitch of a day! - Mike as priest I have a life!" - Fox Mulder I have a YEN for things like that I have PMS, and I have a gun. Any questions? I hate these things I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle I have Cary Grant Karma! - The Tick I hate you forever! Boohoo! -Crow before Joel spanks him I had to come over *here* to be a star! - Klinger I had no idea it was such a ritual - Riker I hate definitions I hate it when my plane is pms'ng I had to throw out the chowder. There was a dead clam in it I had one just like it - only different! I had no choice but to hear you. - Alanis Morissette I hate brocolli, but in a sense, I am brocolli. -The Tick I hat typos I have NOT lost my mind,it's backed up on tape somewhere I have ESP, PMS and a GUN, don't even think about it I hate being a tagline! Always last and at the bottom! I have a cronic case of wonder lust :) I hate milking cows, Tom uttered I hate questionnaires I have a collect call of the wild for Filbert Turtle...Rocko I hate sewers...they smell like poo-gas! - F! I had to add this stupid tagline or OLMS would choose a random one! I have a life. I just choose to ignore it I happen to like nice men. - Leia I hav'nt lost my mind - its backed up on tape! I hate you meeces to pieces! - Mr. Jinx I have a friend who is a B747 pilot. I said 'Hi Jack'. He shot me [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00098 Date: 04/26/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:33am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I have Parkinson's disease and he has mine I hate waiting at the Wormhole.Kids flying up to clean my viewports I have a bigger piano than this, he exclaimed grandly I have a collect call from reality, will you accept the I hate you, You hate me, I will kill your family. -Barne I hate silly tag lines! I hardly recognized you with your clothes on. -- Joel Robinson I hate to leave so soon I hate Mondays I hate myself during Self-Esteem Improvement Month I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO I hate four letter words--like cook, iron, wash, diet I hate quotations! - Ralph Waldo Emerson I have 1st amendment righ@#$% NO CARRIER I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to w I hadn't... at least until you posted this I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day cause that means it's going to be up all night I hate misspelled graphiti and no good grammar I have 40+ computer viruses in my zoo I have a gripe on reality, but not this particular one I have a black belt in origami--stop or I'll fold you! I hate these BLINKING s!! I hate 4-letter words: cook, dust, wash, iron, work I happen to believe you make your own destiny. - Mama I hate people who enjoy taking drugs; like custom officials - Lhyanna I have a life-sized map of the United States I hate my modem I had to officer, God told me to I have a husband and a dog. What the h*ll do I need kids for?! I have PMS, ESP and a G-U-N! Any comments or questions? I have *got* to stop bouncing those reality checks I hardly recognized you with your clothes on I have a female dog. I tried to mate her, she wants 50 biscuits I had the dreamthe one with the rhino. -- Coty Wyckoff I hate Socks the cat as much as some folks hate Barney I hate this." - Mulder, knowing he has to look in overflowed toilets I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted! I hate to wait on the money men. - Alan Grant I have a barbecue deficiency. - Hawkeye I hate to say anything negative, but no. - Mike, Young Ones I have a disk ache ! I have a circular dirveway; I can't get out I had the car's alignment checked. It's chaotic evil! I have a collect call from Mars. Do you accept? I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a tagline by daylight. --Tagspeare I hate DOOM for all its hype and lack of great programming. - JHK I have a bad feeling about this..--All of the character I happen to like Bajoran stories... - Tracy Hemenover I hand pick my taglines...I only steal the BEST! I have a 33600bps modem and 2400bps phone lines I hated Rush Limbaugh -- until I got my lobotomy I hate taglines! Who invented the things anyway? I hate parties. - Odo I had this terrible dream that Axl Rose was singing We Will Rock You I have a life. C:\ANIMANIACS\CARTOON\FAKE\STUFF\LIFE.EXE .....See? I hate this thing. Mareau-2 on Tantalus Field I hate when I get knocked off-lק NO CARRIER I have a blender and a cat. Soups On! I have a 486 but my .357 is much faster I hated it! - Kira I have a 1.5Mb tagline file, and I need a sorter!!! I have 240 air conditioning in my car; 2 windows down at 40mph I hate these pigeons! This is the third hat this week! - Wakko I hate wet paper bags. - Marvin I have a good eye, Uncle, I can see a church by daylight. -Shakespeare I had some armadillo once. Tasted like tire rubber I have a feeling this is going to be real bad. -- Joel I have 2 rules : 1) I am always correct 2) If I'm wrong read rule #1 I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling I hate to see fellow heterosexuals pawing each other in public I have a bigger piano than this, Orville exclaimed grandly I have a 5.5 Meg recipe file, and I need a good sorter! I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the women I have a dream: DIR C: 93285298429872582 kbytes free I hate climbing this winding staircase, said Tom coyly I hate wet paper bags I hate you, you hate me..Kid, get lost and climb a tree I hate kids... - Lucas Kagan I hate to type I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted! I have a 28.8K bps modem and .5 CPS fingers! I have a dream: DIR C: 93984397847 bytes free I have PMS. What's your excuse? I hate taglines I have PMS and a 9mm semi-automatic. Any questions? I have a feeling that we are not compatible personalities I have a drinking problem: Two hands and one mouth! I hate paranoid people, they're everywhere! I had to leave a little girl in Kingston town I hardly recognized you w/your clothes on -Joel I hate it! It is revolting! Another? Please I had to buy an extra cabinet for your file. - Freedman to Klinger I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader I have PLACES to see, PEOPLE to do! I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner! - Alanis I hate you. Where's a tree? Let's all go and hang Barney! I hated it when my mom dressed up like that - Mike I hate dogs! Hush, and eat what's put in front of you! I hate the way he says "Interesting Problem." I had to think once before I gave it a second thought [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00099 Date: 04/26/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 11:52am \/To: MARTIN WALTERS (Read 1 times) Subj: song tags -=>Quoting Martin Walters to all<=- MW> does anyone have any MUSIC TAGS, by that I mean SONG WORDS. You might want to mention what type of music you like... "All in all, it's just another brick in the wall." -- Pink Floyd "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto." "I know what I know, if you know what I mean."- Edie Brickell "I'm sittin' on this barstool talkin' like a damn fool..." "Mars ain't the kinda place you raise your kids." -- Elton John "Now everyone can see my true identity: I'm Kilroy!" "Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box." - Edie Brickell "Religion is like a smile on a dog." - Edie Brickell "Sometimes I sit and gaze for days through sleepless dreams..." "Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I!" "What would Popeye do in a tight spot like this?" -- Buffet All my dreams, pass before my eyes a curiosity. - Kansas Close to home, feeling so far away I dreamt I dwelt in marble halls. I'm just a wanderer on the face of this earth. -Moody Blues Lately it occurs to me what a long strange trip it's been. Let me sail, let me sail, let the Orinoco flow. My life goes on in an endless song. The sky is crying. Can you see the tears roll down my nose? The weather is here, wish you were beautiful! What would Popeye do in a situation like this? Where the hell is Margaritaville anyway? You can check out any time you want, but you can never leave.-Eagles ------------------ Subj: Supertramp ------------------- Ain't nothing new in my life today Does it feel like your life's become a catastrophe? Goodbye stranger it's been nice, hope you find your paradise I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am I need to find a silent place that I can call my own. I really have enjoyed my stay but I must be moving on. I'll never look behind me, my troubles will be few. I'm feeling so alone now, they cut the telephone. I'm in this dumb motel, near the Taco Bell, without a hope in hell It seems a time of sadness is a time to understand. Lately, I'm like a watch that's overwound. There are times when all the world's asleep There's no use in quitting when the world is waiting for you When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful... but then they sent me away to teach me how to be sensible. Each and every heart it seems, is bounded by a world of dreams.