--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00084 Date: 04/24/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:31pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I finally washed the mud off of mud I finally got it all together, now I forgot where I put it! I got a 14.4 modem and now my messages get lost even faster! I first had sex on a farm, Tom said sheepishly I go up to the lich and steal his spellbook I fooled em! They think I know something! Ah hah hah hah! I gave her something we can both enjoy--a sweater I gave up sex and booze.... Worst 20 mins of my life I give away truth, why buy Democratic lies? I find none of this to be the case. - Mulder I forgot how to spll my psswrd I get this from guys all the time. - Dot I got a new Lexus for my spouse; Excellent trade! I give you the Confederation's finest achievement... The Behemoth I get my castles the old fashioned way. I conquer them I golf, therefore I swear I got a life, but wasn't sure what to do with it I get it! Sex metaphor! -- Crow T. Robot I found this scribbled on a condom machine... "This gum tastes funny!" I fly, therefore I envy no man or woman I got a new car for my wife GREAT TRADE!! I gave up wine, women and song...worst 10 minutes of my life I go on to a better place! -- The three-eyed alien I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button I forget. Is chocolate a fruit or a vegetable? I got a brand new pair of rollerskates, you got a brand new key!  I got a new CD player for my siblings.... Great Trade! I got Coleman Francis on my mind - Mike sings I for one am glad you're back - Mike to Tom I gave my electrician some shorts for his birthday I got a gas cap for my Yugo -a fair trade, eh? I gave her a ring, she gave me the finger I get this all the time. - Dot I give presents to the mother, but I think of the daughter I got a free will/and I ain't even used it...  Todd Rundgren  I found the Pentium problem...there's one too many Gates I figured out why the world is a such Mess: God must be using Windows! I found myself wandering in circles, lost and half insane I got a human on my back! -- Tom Servo I find a corkscrew handier than a gun I find this difficult to say... - Bashir I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs I forgot to polish the clocks I follow Borg astrology: My sign is irrelevant! I gave up on total insanity, and settled for a mildly deranged I get drunk, vomit, pass out & don't get hired - Crow I got a gun for my wife. Good trade, huh?! I felt a great disturbance in the Force. - Obi Wan Kenobi I go for younger women; lived with several awhile! I got a brother and well he shows me how, to make amends with it I found the answer . . . but forgot the question I go to the opera every season to see how the other half sleeps I forgot...what does ammnesia mean again? ;*) I force my wife to wear clothing I get exercise being a pallbearer for friends who exercised I found I could be.......entertaining. - Odo I get a sense of ... merriment from this tagline. --Troi I gamble on a third time, a fool'll tell you it's a charm I felt just like Donna Reed! -- Crow T. Robot I got a new SoundBlaster for my siblings.... Excellent Trade! I finally get it all together, but forgot where I put it I got a 100% on my ethics test! I cheated, of course I find you guilty! said the judge with conviction I get spaced out just thinking about it. Good luck on the Principia I forgot. - Dax I gave my Electrician some shorts for Christmas I felt sorry for him. - Quark I find myself intrigued by your sub vocal oscillations I figured it was you. Nuts. --Garibaldi to Ivanova I get the same old dreams, same time, every night I gave myself a tattoo. -- Mike Nelson I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter - Tori Amos I find humans are quite clean pets - HAL I fell, pell mell for Kim Cattrall - Crow sings I felt a great disturbance in the Force-Star Wars I felt so bad that I had to go to church TWICE on Sunday I felt there was room for ALL philosophies on this station. - Sisko I get shot at every day! -- Crow T. Robot I found some of Clinton's hair in my Pepsi can!! I go up to the lich and snag his spellbook I figured a blessing of my own wouldn't hurt I figured you had a sense of humor. After all, you married her! -Mask I forgive my enemies...after their hanged! I found a mouse in my beer, eh I got a new ferret for my spouse; great trade! I fly, and save planets in peril! - Space Ghost I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill I got a mind like a steel trap: thoughts wander in and get mangled I for one am very soft. -Margaret. Is that true, Frank? - Trapper I gess hukd on fonix wurkd for yoo too I finally got it all together--but then I forgot where I put it I found an immortality spell with a lifetime guaranty! I found Jesus...he was in the trunk of my car I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love. -- Tori Amos I gave you AMPLE bracing time. --Rimmer I go for younger women; lived with several for awhile! I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex. It was the most I get vertigo just listening to tall stories I geek, therefore, I am I filtered all the twits and had no messages left [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00085 Date: 04/24/98 From: BOBBY SAYLOR Time: 03:26pm \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Re: Tagline SR> Hi I Just Made A Tagline Program That Appends a Taline To A File and i Need SR> Name For The Program At The Moment I Have TAG-MASTER Then The Registered Na SR> And BBS Name SR> TAG-MASTER Registered To Scott Roberts Of Players BBS Could you send me the file? And uhhh...lets see here... Nope..No good names.hehhe --- GEcho 1.00 * Origin: HellTown BBS (209)476-8884 Stockton,CA. (1:208/206) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00086 Date: 04/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:43am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I guess you'll have to fire me, sir." "You're fired." I got it! I got it! I guess that's a subconscious thing...:) - TEC I had a terrible accident as a child. I was hit on the hand by a falling napkin I had a speech ready, but my dog ate it! - Bart I guess you're not quite ready for that... -- Marty McFly I got excellent service, they heard I was a BIG TIPper! I got arrested for PKUnziping in public! I had my car's alignment checked, it came back Malevolent Evil I got it. I GOT it!! I GOT IT!!!!.....i don't got it I got tired of lurk mode. - Syndi Rose I guess the spaceship was cut inhalf also. - Washuu I gotta know you a bit better to invite you into my closet I got my act together but forgot where I put it I had a dream once, there was a war inside my head. - Fishbone I had 42 Megs of Taglines. Now I have 9 and climbing. -- Jack Butler I guess I was kind of busy doing stuff. - Jake I got mine from a BBS that is now down I got this computer for my wife... WHAT A TRADE! I got to see Freddie Fender! I got rid of my husband. The cats were allergic I grew up in the seventies, that's when drugs were drugs I got these nude pictures of @TOFIRST@...!@#$*$ NO CARRIER I gotta go model for a line of action figures. -- Joel Robinson I got rid of the kids - the cat was alergic I got rid of the kids - the cats were allergic I guess I bet get going. - Riker I guess I just can't get it out of my mind. - Dax I had a great tagline here, but Gary Caplan stole it I had a great idea, now only if I could remember it! I got the stuff. You got the money? I got it all together, then forgot where I put it I gotta go - I'm expecting another call from you any minute I had a handle on life ... then it fell off! I had my Tourist Visa revoked. Fortunately, I've still g I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it I got lost in thought, it was a very unfamiliar territory I gotta change into my tap pants - Crow as weird guy I gotta find Jimmy Hoffa. He has my car keys I guess we finally did it, huh I had a great idea this morning, but I didn't like it. Sam Goldwyn I grow old ever learning many things -- Solon (630-555 BC) I got my brain today .. what do I do with it? I had a grand time.- Me valde oblectavi I guess we all can't be imaginative I got an "F" once on a question that asked my opinion I graduated MAGNA CUM DENTE (by the skin of my teeth) I got an eargasm from aural sex I got a palace full of fantasies I got run over on the Information Superhighway I got no prob with "Bob" I had a Tribble once...it tasted like chicken I had a chicken once. Tasted a lot like cat I had a whole universe to myself. Kirk I got jumped by a hedge I guess we can think that God has gone bad. -- Nitzer Ebb I had dreams of her dancing around me all night long I got morals, I just keep misplacing them I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie I got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me --Tori Amos I got gypped! There's none in here! - Wakko, about the vomit bag I graduated with a 4.0 [blood alcohol levle] I graduated from the Peg Bundy School of Cooking I gotta finish my morning coffee before I start replying! I got mugged on my way to MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL I grew up on the boulevard of broken dreams I had a dislocated funny bone TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00087 Date: 04/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:43am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I got my hope set high..that's why I came tonight - Amy Grant I had bursts of being a lady. Fortunately,it didn't last! I had a headache once, then I got divorced I gotta get to Hong Kong" - Mulder Hong Kong?" - Scully I got an award for Norway. What's the sense in that? I had a social life once, now I have a computer I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - s.w I got a problem. What you did was *so* wrong... -- Mike Nelson I got the Paranoia Blues from knockin' 'round in New York City I got so excited, I couldn't hold my oil! I got zip out of Freebird and Moonunit over there" - Sheriff (3x22) I got the clearance,Clarence. Roger,Roger. Vector,Victor? I guess that'd be Chocolate Chimp -Crow on frozen monkeys I had a public shool educashun. caint you tell? I got other things on my mind. I don't know what they ARE...-D. Dunn I had my baby picture turned into a rookie card in case I get famous I guess you always remember your first love I got five bucks on the lizard! -- Tom Servo I had a run in with a cop. Boy, am I beat! I got this tagline for my boyfriend - good trade! I got my finger caught in my ZIPper... AAAAARRRRRJJJJJ! I had a cat once, but it turned into a dog, so now I have a dog I got nine lives and cat's eyes I had a dislocated funny bone, but it's better\SLM I gotta load up the Steely Dan... -- Tom Servo I gotta go spread the plague - Mike as squirrel I got my glass eyes in about an hour I got it for nothing but it was worth twice that! I had a great tagline here, but Dexter deleted it I had JELL-O today I got moderated once for *Lurking* in that conference! I had a cat tagline, but the dog ate it I guess you could say we just stepped through the looking glass I got wet when Clinton soaked the (middle class) rich I guess we have a problem, don't we. -- Hawkeye to Hoolihan I guess I'm not surprised to hear that. - Troi I had a monumental idea last night, but I didn't like it I got these nude pictures of the SYSO !@#$*$ NO CARRIER I got people to do and things to see I had a dog once... Tasted like chicken I guess you wonder where you are I gotta headache THIS BIG and it has Bert I. Gordon written all over it! I gotta give you your dream shot... from Top Gun I had a dream: DIR C: 98888728385729103805 KBytes free I got your "Politically Correct" right here, pal! I guess my ears ARE big - Mike as weasely bad guy I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it - Samuel Goldwyn I gotta get a better stalking schedule - Mike I had a life once... but now I have a modem I got friends in low places! I got me a *celestial* body now! - The Tick I had Barney's liver with some fave beans and a nice Chianti I got kicked out of L7 - Mike as plain looking girl I guess I'll see you dancing in the ruins tonight I guess PeeWee Herman is out of the running for Surgeon G I gotta me a lobotomy I grow old, I grow old, I shall wear the bottom of my trousers rolled I got a spot that gets me hot...but you can't get to it I had a dog Tagline, but my cat ate it I guess you could call this `Cheesy Rider'. -- Tom Servo I hacked mainframes before there were pc's! I guess I'm just a sweet potato! :) I guess you could call it ... mortal terror! - Barclay I guess its a question of Freedom. Just what is freedom to you? I gots'ta not brin' sheep t' class I got your colored floppy, right here pal. I had my cars alignment checked. It's a chaotic evil I gotta admit that I'm a little bit confused -Floyd I got you in a stranglehold,baby,then I crushed your face I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's I got you're friggin hologram cover, RIGHT HERE BUDDY!! I guess leavings gotten easy for you - Wesley I had a cat once. It tasted like chicken I got these a week ago. - Scully I got somebody who will rock me all night long I had a wreck in my car, 6 months later, I married him I guess that would hurt future book sales, huh..." - Mulder (3x21) I had a _great_ time. - Geordi I guess if I didn't write 'em I can use 'em I gotta have my suffering so I can have my cross I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic I got my mother-in-law a cordless bungee jumping kit!!! I hacked it, but I didn't get root - Bill Clinton I guess he thought I need more practise than you do? - Sito I had a dream: 901329082183901283082190380182038091283081 bytes free I guess this isn't a good time to thank you for seeing us" - Mulder I guess i'm not the only boy for you I guess you *can* fight City Hall! -- Joel Robinson I had a thought but it died of loneliness I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ? I got everything but the part after "Now listen closely" I guess I have disposable income. I sure dispose of it fast I got pulled over by the cops DURING my driving test! I got my degree at Do Da Univ! Good ole Do Da U! I had my head examined. They didn't find *anythin I had moral fibre once, but I did not inhale. -@TOFIRST@ I guess I picked the wrong week to stop posting to @N@ I gotta thank God, 'cause he gave me the chance to rock HARD. - LL Cool J I grew up with nothing but pilots. Deep down you're all creeps I had a great tagline here, but @TO@ stole it [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)