--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00080 Date: 04/24/98 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 12:50pm \/To: ANDREW ZIEM (Read 1 times) Subj: T-Matic goes PD... Guten Tag, Andrew AZ>>> Internet? If you can't put it online, maybe you could email it AZ>>> to me (my address is below), and I'll put it up on my site. SA>> Thanks for the offer! I'll send it now. Can you announce it in SA>> here for the benefit of Kim and anyone else? AZ> I haven't gotten it. Perhaps Juno rejected it due to its size. Maybe AZ> you can try sending it to my other address: ziem@iex.net? Probably my end - my email has been decidedly ill of late. You can grab it dirct from; http://www.zynet.co.uk/sanctuary/tmatc13f.zip I can't recall if I put tmsource.zip in there as well, if not I'll have another go at emailing to you. AZ> Yep, I'll announce it. It'll be on the WWW for sure, but I'm not sure AZ> how my FTP space works here. Good man! Appreciated. Simon ... "Bother," said Andrew, as he was de-bagged for being a rally virgin. ... Tag-O-Matic V.13F Under Test... --- FMail/386 1.22 * Origin: WIN95_UK The echo for all Windows95 matters! (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00081 Date: 04/24/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:25pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I get my exercise by stretching the truth I frequently have my doubts I gave up on total insanity, and settled for being mildly deranged I give you the 15 . . . er, 10 commandments! I get into enough trouble without a Tagline! I forgot it tomorrow, so I'll do it yesterday I get my taglines off of the restroom wall ! I got a Harley-Davidson for my wife; GOOD TRADE! I found this tagline in the cat's litter box! I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference I find your faith in reality rather amusing I give up, what was it? - Beverly I figured out what I was doing right, it doesn't anymore I gave to Dr. Kavorkian's Free Clinic in Baghdad I got La'Machine for Cmas, On New Years, it cut off La'Finger I got a Harley for my wife.... it was a great trade! I found Jesus. He's in my trunk I give up... you've got more Taglines than me I got a brand new hangover for my birthday I found my kitty face-down in club soda. now he's catatonic I go with NO Tagline or 5 page closing! Save the electronic earth! ;) I found God! If no one claims Him in 30 days, He's yours! I gave up on finding a happy medium. Settled for contented Witch I give my damn CAT more meat than this! I get by with a little help from my friends I find Mike's lack of faithdisturbing I figured it was superstition passed onto children. - Ro Laren I flatly refuse to take on fake guilt under those terms I fight authority, authority doesn't always win I find your lack of faith disturbing. --Darth Vader I found the tests quite elementary. I first had sex on a farm, @FN@ said sheepishly I find your lack of faith disturbing. --Vader I forgot to take my memory pills! I finally got it, now where'd I put it? I gave up drinking, smoking and sex, until I got bored I get enough exercise just pushing my luck I forgot what the dream was about...but I'm missing my pajamas I gave up phone sex; my pubic hair gets stuck in the cord I give a lucky Morn two thumbs up I fully endorse your[PETA] First Amendment right... - Ted Nugent I forgot how to program the PFkeys on my keyboard I give it... 2 snaps up I forgot how to stop! --Beavis I find your breath offensive. It keeps you alive! I finally found myself ... that's why I'm not here! I gave you a chance for greatness and you threw it all away - G'kar I follow the Law of Trees: Don't run into them, it hurts I find your taglines to be unworthy of collection I got a job on television. I'm now the People's Court Jester I figure that my psychic should know when to call me I find @TOFIRST@'s breath offensive. It keeps him alive I getz Buzy, I getz Buzy oh yeah I give up. Push me that hollow log and I'll climb in I fought the lawn and the lawn won I gave myself a migraine putting that damned thing together I found the light at the end of the tunnel. It was on a train! I forget I finally found the ANY key! I find you unavailable.--Picard I found it between Mrs. April and the women of the Ivy League - Mulder I finished these and I'm ready for more. -- Kes I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal I get much more entertainment value from my PC than the boob tube I file it under "k" for... toy I get on my knees and pray, we don't get fooled again I finally got it all together and promptly forgot where I put it I found that love was only true in fairy tales I get ANSI waiting for the mailruns I gave my computer the look & feel of a Mac. Then I shot it I forgot I was Out of Memory I figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.<Brown> I found my answers in The Book of Mormon! I felt a great disturbance in the Force I first had sex on a farm, he said sheepishly I find this very credible and believable I gave you my Purity, my Purity you stole - NIN I gave up sex, beer, and smoking. Worst hour of my life! I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have some thing to say I found a piano stool. I thought pianos were house-trained! I gave her a ring, and she gave me the finger I golf. I know golfers. And Bill Clinton is NO golfer! - Norman Oakley I got a Braille Playboy and it sure felt good I give you these 15...(CRASH!) Ten...TEN COMMANDMENTS! I found the "ANY" key! It's next to the "OTHER" key I find that a bucket of Wesson oil works very well I figure you'll get plenty of these here I finally figured out who's the undercover federal agent, his handle's I get a headache when I try to see things your way! I got $10 that they all die in the end... -- Crow T. Robot I go fishing, I catch nothing. I go to orgies, I catch everything I got a life once.Didn't like it.Traded it in for a bigge I found this on the Internet. - Scully I frequently find myself thinking of Sneetches I finally found myself . . . now I don't know why! I give my darn CAT more meat than this! I gave everybody the afternoon off,...I'm watching the store. - Kirk I get mail........ I exist I fell to the country just to burn like the sky - Roland I found god in myself...& I loved her fiercely : N Shange [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00082 Date: 04/24/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:27pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I got a love like no other love I forgot all about the Memory Conference!! I found that film rather disappointing. -- Crow T. Robot I found a new friend underneath my pillow I find tagline management has become an important part of my life I get the impression that Windows is written in compiled I follow thee and the waters of death fight strenuously against me I first had sex on a farm, J. said sheepishly I give you, gentlemen, a Democratic Republic...if you can keep it -BF I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it? I found 27 voles in his storeroom! - Odo I gave up the `boob tube' for a CRT I get this feeling I may know you, as a lover and a friend...Eagles I filled my hard drive with .GIFs, so now I message! I give you all that you want I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won I first had sex on a farm, *<<>>* said sheepishly I figured the life of a Disco Queen would be exciting, but- Dazzler I find clever more enjoyable! I give you the 15 .. 10 commandments! I got a cold... better switch your virus detector on! I get it! I finally get it! - Data ST:G I find no absolution in my rational point of view.: Rush I get the news I need from Rush Limbaugh and Fox News Network I give great fantasy I find @FN@'s breath offensive. It keeps him alive I found these in my Email this morning. - Mulder I gave in, and got myself cable. - Anna Steven I gave up on my wife, I married my computer I fixed it! - Wakko I got a lump in my Poopy Suit! - Crow I gave up chocolate - it was the hardest fifteen minutes of my life! I get that feeling with a pair of new pumps. - Klinger I found the simple life ain't so simple I found the ARROW keys, now where is the BOW key? I forgot the dream . . . but I'm missing my pajamas I gave her Femme Iron if that's what you mean - Tom I gave you my purity and my purity you stole I get warm all over when you get close to me I forgot tampons. Probably ok for tonight - Crow as guy I got a map of New York City just like that" - Mulder (3x22) I got a new pentium for my spouse; great trade! I find rocks everywhere. I think rocks are like hangers.-Anna Steven I get vertigo just listening to tall stories. - Rincewind (Sourcery) I first had sex on a farm, Geco said sheepishly I got 5 bucks on the lizard! - Tom as dino persues people I finally put one over on the Deveels! - Aahz I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it I get a discount cuz I blow up in bulk I got a human on my back - Tom as kid jumps on ape guard I got Blue Wave for my wife. Pretty good trade, huh? I got a life..... now what do I do with it? I formatted my brain -- now my mind is blank I forget what I should say, I forget what I should do I find his lack of faith... disturbing I got a french modem! $%*()@!@#%$^$%#$*$ PAS DE CARRIER I figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it. I got a computer for my husband, I thought it was a good trade! I got a mind like a steel trap; it's rusty and illegal in 19 states I gave 'em all a pretty big shot, Jim! - McCoy I glue my bills together. It's a mail bonding ritual I give you everything, my sweet everything I forgive you your blasphemy -- Q I forgot about that period of his life. It could explain a lot I get so shaky, and I feel so weak I got a 486DX2/66 for my girlfriend - What a deal! I got a little birth mark on my left butt cheek - Tom I finally got my act together, now where did I put it? I got a lotta past, Joe. Things accumulate. -- Andy Cord I gave them to the Klingons, sir. Scott to Kirk on tribbles I give good back I got 10 that they all die in the end - Crow I got a computer for my girlfriend - GOOD TRADE I figured out why the world is such a mess: God uses Windows! I finally got it all together, but forgot where I I give advice worth the price....free! I fogot my pass***** I get it, Beavis..you're a dork I get about as oiled as a diesel train I got La'Machine for Xmas, On New Years, it cut off La'Finger I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics I get taglines the old fashioned way... I steal them! I got a cat for my wife. I think it was a fair trade I found a Windows secret! Add BUGS=OFF in your WIN.INI I finally got it all together but forgot where I put it I got a head boiling. I should be getting back - Tom I forgot what to buy, Tom said listlessly I figure in July I should have some time to breathe I folded the 5" disk to fit the 3" drive I got a Tip......Don't Eat YELLOW SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I found my Tony the Tiger Breakfast Bowl in an antique shop! I gEt `pAy & pLaY' and `bAcK-eNd pArTiCiPaTiOn'. -- Torgo I get my monkeys for nothing and my chimps for free I forget...do you serve red or white wine with Orc? I followed the Dog till my shovel broke I got 6 percent in math. Is that good or bad? I go with NO Tagline or 5 page closing! Save the electro I got a mind like a steel trap: things wander in and get mangled I got HOW many personal messages today? I got *moderated*! I feel so ... funky! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00083 Date: 04/24/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:30pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I get no respect, no respect at all! I got a life once. Didn't like it.Traded it in for a bigger hard disk I get it. You're the wormhole aliens! Quark I get frustrated at times when so much DOOM is on the echo. - JHK I gave myself a tattoo - Mike after hazing himself I got a garage opener. It can't close. Just open I get these images occasionally.... - John Grove I got a car for my girlfriend. Great trade! I go to work to catch up on my sleep I found that film rather disappointing - Crow I got a kick for a dog beggin' for love I fought my entire life,but for a good cause, for our freedom. -Kira I forgot to pay my brain bill I gave it some thought (no, my hair didn't catch fire) I give you the 15 . . . 10 Commandments I find myself beside a stream of empty thought I give away truth, why buy a lie? I found the source code for life! But I can't read it :( I got a new doberman for my spouse; great trade! I get up every morning at 6AM no matter what time it is I follow the F-Plan diet. Wanna do lunch? I found Ed Begley Jr. Can I keep him? -- Joel Robinson I find you lack of faith in the forth dithturbing I found out why my car was humming. It had forgotten the words I found my wife's G-spot - my neighbor had it I got a bottle of Scotch for my wife. What a great trade huh? I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise I find it amusing Lorena get off - obviously NOT with her husband! I find @TOFIRST@'s lack of faith... disturbing I forgot all about Tek Wars - TV's Frank I fought the lawn but the lawn won! I get E-Mail. Therefore I am I found a piano stool... I thought pianos were housebroken! I got a life! I ordered it through my computer I fight for what I believe in. I'm a mercenary, and what I believe in is I go up to the Lich and pick his pocket. (Famous Last Wo I get home at 5 and I take a big sip of an ice cold beer I get it! He's got his script taped to the floor! -- Crow I forgot my psswrd I got a maxxed out Visa for Christmas! I fought the Borg and the ... Borg won! I fight crime... I shoot back I found god in myself...and I loved her fiercely. -N. Shange I give away Truth, why buy liberal Democratic lies? I glue all my bills together. It's a mail bonding ritual I got a life once. Didn't like it. Traded it in for a faster modem I got a mind like a......what's that thing called? I forget the dream, but I'm missing my pajamas I give 'em to the Kligons sir...Where they'll be no Tribble a'tall I finally got my act together and now I forgot where I put it! I go to work to get away from my computer I found a happy medium, so I annoyed her I got a gun for my wife. Pretty good trade huh? I got a bunch of candy asses on my team - Crow I gather you drink. - Potter. Only to excess. - Hawkeye I got a feeling inside, it's a certain kind, I feel hot & cold I get mail, therefore I exist I found a machine that would do half my work & bought two I got a 12MHz AT-286 for my girlfriend - GOOD SWAP! I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open I forgot my homework. Can I fax it to you when I get home? I got a free will/and I'm dying to keep it...  Todd Rundgren  I found this message in a pair of trousers Garak mended for me I finally got some sense knocked into me, and... the bump to prove it I find Bob's lack of faith... disturbing I figure we can die here once.. maybe twice.. but no more I got a look at your ship. It's an amazing piece of work. Sheridan I fought for the Southwe lost. I fixed the toilet, announced Tom, flushed with success I forgot my *****word I got a baby to deliver - Mike as stork I forgot, therefore I am not I fight evil wherever it is! Except in dark, scary places I gave up on my wife and married my computer I got a Motie in my eye I finally found a way to wear the dog out. - Lummox I get weak in the knees, and I lose my breath I go Crazy, Crazy, Crazy for you baby. - Aerosmith I gave a Boy Scout the 3-finger salute -- he rebooted! I fight evil wherever it may be! Except in dark, scary places I find circuses a little too sinister. - Seventh Doctor I get into enough trouble without a recipe! I found Jesus. I have him in my dungeon. - Blackfang I got a bad case of camera chafe. - The Tick I got a new shadow; old one didn't do what I did I first had sex on a farm; said Tom sheepishly I find it hard to sit still in one spot, and impossible to I finally got this debgd, dbugge, dbuged, dbuggd ...%$#@! I felt like music. Uhura I get a little warm in my heart when I think of winter I go to pieces, and I wanna cry I got a Braile Playboy and it sure felt good! I found it hard/it's hard to find/oh well whatever/Nevermind I give my life to you! bumpty bumpty BUMP I found my Trill... On blueberry hill I forgot what to buy, she said listlessly I found it extremely interesting. - Data I got 356000 cps and my modem was sucked into the line I fought the war for your sort I filed it under "s" for insane [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)