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From: GARY LAU                                              Time: 11:06pm
\/To: JASON TAMEZ                                         (Read 1 times)
Subj: Re: !

JT> GL>"Have you ever danced with the devil in a full moon tonight?
GL>                                       (Jack Nicholson, Batman)
JT> 
JT>   I thought that was 'Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale
JT> moonlight?'
yeah!  that's right!  i don't have the movie so i can't remember it "word for 
word".
--- Renegade v10-05 Exp
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From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:12pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Blonde Tags.

**File D:\SX\TAGLINES.TAG
'The Smoke-Signal Version Of Gentleman Prefer Blondes'.
-<< Blondes. <smirk> Enough said >>-
-= [ Blondes - <smirk> 'nuff said ] =-
...speak very slowly, I'm a natural blonde.
10 blondes in a circle = DOPE RING!
20/20: The IQ of blonde twins.
A Blonde asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla.
A blonde bird in any hands, turns to silly putty.
A blonde counts to two by taking off her shirt.
A blonde goes fishing with 3 guys returns with a Red Snapper and Crabs.
A blonde is like a, Hair dryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow.
A blonde is like a, Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on.
A blonde is like a, Vacuum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck.
A blonde mistress in leather, be afraid, be very afraid!
A blonde post card: Having a wonderful time....Where am I?
A Blonde saw a sign that said WET CEMENT - So she did.
A blonde saw a sign WET CEMENT........so she did!
A blonde sent a post card: Having a wonderful time Where am I?
A blonde thought Genitalia was an Italian airline.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda.
A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen.
A blonde VS. a phone booth? Only one person can use the phone at once.
A Blonde with brain damage Normal.
A blonde with half a brain is Gifted!
A blonde's favorite wine? I want to go to Miaaami!
A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards. 
A Blonde's Mating Call, I'm Soooooooooooooo Drunk!
A Blonde's nursery rhyme. Humpme Dumpme.
A Blonde's pony tail hides the air valve.
A blonded mistress in leather... be afraid, be very afraid!
A Blondes idea of safe sex: Put the car in Park....
A brunette between two blondes: an interpreter.
A chaste woman ought not to dye her hair blonde.
A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde.
A cute Blonde with a gun.. can go anywhere.. --Janier.
A Hooker and 2 Blondes: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks.
A new Blonde Invention the cordless jumping rope.
A redhead between 2 blondes usually results in a fight!
A redhead is a tight ass broad...But a blonde is FUNderful.
A redhead's mating call is ... what blondes?
A smart man will marry a dumb blonde; if she's smart.
A suicidal blonde is one who dyed by her own hand.
A suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
Actually, I never said that I had blonde hair, did I... SHE does...
Add excitement to your life. Amaze your friends. Act like a blonde!
After multiple orgasms blonde says? Wayta go team!
After you blow in her ear, a blonde says Thanks for the refill!
All blonde not blonde by cracky.
All commercial jets have a black box. (So do most blondes.)
All I want for Christmas is a blonde wrapped in cellophane.
All I want for Christmas is a blonde, brunette, or redhead.
All I've ever wanted is a blonde wrapped in cellophane.
All right. Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank?
All women have a touch of blonde--otherwise they'd be men!
Alright Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank?
Alright... Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank?
Always invest in negotiable blondes!
And for my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom...
And they say Blondes are dumb!
Anger not a Blonde, for thou would make a silly trophy on the wall.
Ann Jillian is not a real blonde? --Tom Servo.
Are blonde jokes more enjoyable to read if you have an amber monitor?
Are the blondes gone yet?
Are these hairs White or Blonde?
Are you blonde or drunk?
Are you having a blonde moment?
Artificial intelligence = a blonde who dyes her hair brown.
Artificial Intelligence: A Blonde dyed Brunette.
ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: A blonde who dyes her hair dark...
As the blonde said,               ! <- Escaping Air.
Attack of the 50 foot Abba. --Mike on four giant blondes.
Back to Nature Bestseller: "Dark Spots on the Blondes" by Harry Bush.
Be careful--the blonde's behind the wheel!
Beauty is only skin deep, but blonde goes to the root!
Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up.
Behind every SATISFIED blonde, there is an EXHAUSTED man!
Behind every satisfied man is a line of exhausted blondes.
Big Blonde Daughter Available - Write if interested.
Bimbabble: Noise coming from a table full of blondes.
Bimbait: Perfume worn by blondes in a bar.
Bimbastic Surgeon: Specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbattle-axe - blonde mother-in-law.
Bimbattle-axe: Blonde mother-in-law.
Bimbezzle: A blonde bank teller.
Bimbi: Blonde with the traditional bimbo name Bamby.
Bimblur: Vision created by blonde in a red sports car on the freeway.
Bimbobble: A blonde playing catch.
Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times in a sentence.
Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times per sentence.
BIMBOUY: A blonde in the water.
Bimbuoy: A blonde in the water.
BITCH: A woman who speaks her mind and doesn't act like a blonde bimbo. 
Bleached Blonde Klingon: Today is a good day to dye!
BLONDE #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare? BLONDE #2: No, who wrote it?
BLONDE + FEMALE <> AIRHEAD.
Blonde and Redhead social gathering. Both shackled and chained.
Blonde behind the wheel: Driver's side Air Bag.
Blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
Blonde Borg have the same fun.
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Blonde Borgs have the same fun.
Blonde bought a pet zebra...Named it Spot.
Blonde conundrum: To giggle or to giggle louder.
Blonde DOS: nice feature set but no memory management.
Blonde dyslexics have more nuf.
Blonde girls have black hair by cracky.
Blonde goes fishing with 3 guys, returns with a red snapper and crabs.
Blonde hair is so retro. --Elmyra.
Blonde in a Volkswagen: Farfromthinkin.
Blonde jokes are dumb.
Blonde jokes are one liners so men can understand them.
Blonde jokes are one-liners so that men can understand them.
Blonde jokes are short so men can understand them.
Blonde jokes? They used to call them @TOFIRST@ jokes.
Blonde jokes? They used to call them Lauralee jokes.
Blonde Klingons - Because it's a good day to Dye.
Blonde Klingons....Because it was a good day to dye!
Blonde Klingons: Because it's a good day to Dye.
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)
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From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:12pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Blonde Tags.

Blonde Klingons: it's a good day to dye!
Blonde Klingons: May you dye well!
Blonde logic: 1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6.
Blonde Math . . . 1 + 2 = 3, therefore 4 + 5 = 6.
Blonde Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!
Blonde Moment: Cross my legs and hope to die!
Blonde Moment: Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
Blonde never know English good...
Blonde on blonde on blonde on blonde. --Crow T. Robot.
Blonde pick-up line, Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 
Blonde pick-up line, Do you want to see something swell?
Blonde pick-up line, Say, didn't we go to different schools together? 
Blonde pick-up line, Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us. 
Blonde pick-up line, What do you like for breakfast?
Blonde pick-up line, You have the ass of a great artist.
Blonde pick-up line, You smell wet. Lets party!
Blonde proofreader fired at M&M factory. Threw away the Ws.
Blonde proofreader fired at M&M factory. Tossed the W's.
Blonde Tagline: How do I say bye-bye?
Blonde usually hear this after sex: Honey, I'm home! 
Blonde usually hears this after sex: Honey, I'm home! 
Blonde Wisdom - 1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6.
Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
Blonde's and stubbies ... both empty from the neck up.
Blonde's favorite nursery rhyme: Humpme Dumpme.
Blonde's mating call: ... I'm soooooo drunk.
Blonde's mating call: ... I'm soooooo drunk. [Giggle]
Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
Blonde, brunette, redhead and an albino just to make it interesting.
BLONDE.COM failed. Missing CPU.
BLONDE.EXE...missing CPU.
BLONDE.OVL error...too many events running.
BLONDE.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful to check for viruses!
Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens..
Blonde: life support system for a pussy.
Blonde: Storing a Yugo for a future collector's item.
Blonde:- It's not a hair color, it's a state of mind.
Blonde? Born yesterday? Yes, but early in the morning.
Blondes - <smirk> 'nuff said.
Blondes also prefer gentlemen!
Blondes and Beer bottles: both empty from the neck up.
Blondes and doors: harder U slam them, looser they come.
Blondes and jazz seldom go together. -- Riker.
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too!
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be sysops, too! --Bunny.
Blondes are easier than redheads. They just don't know it.
Blondes are intellagint..intell.....oh forget it.
Blondes are like 7-Eleven's - Always open for your convenience.
Blondes are more fun....when your wife isn't around.
Blondes are smart.....now *thats* funny!
Blondes do it all the time, it's a gift!
Blondes do it and have more fun.
BLONDES do it with a thermos {c}.
BLONDES do it with a thermos.
Blondes do it with a thermos. (from the blonde joke list).
Blondes do it...uh, what was the question?
Blondes don't eat pickles (can't get head in jar).
Blondes don't eat pickles, because their heads get stuck in the jar.
Blondes don't have Intel Inside...
Blondes don't necessarily prefer gentlemen!
Blondes don't water ski: If their crotch is wet they have to lay down.
Blondes have fun. Redheads are more fun. --Some pervert.
Blondes have more fun - because I only date blondes!
Blondes have more fun, but brunettes make more money.
Blondes HAVE more fun, but redheads ARE more fun!
Blondes have more fun, Redheads ARE more fun!
Blondes have more fun--because I only date blondes!
Blondes in snow - frosted flakes!
Blondes like tilt-wheel steering - more headroom!
Blondes may NOT have more fun, but brunettes sure get the job done.
Blondes may tease, but redheads please.
Blondes prefer gentlemen, too.
Blondes prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones!
Blondes rule the earth, or at least earth's politicians.
Blondes take the pill so they know what day it is.
Blondes want hot hex.
Blondes wear hoop earrings so they have a place to put their feet.
Blondes wear panties to keep their ankles warm.
Blondes, like butterflies, need no excuse.
Blondes, They take a lickin', and keep on... Lickin!
Blondes. <smirk> Enough said.
BLONDES.ZIP: Great Shareware, but be careful of viruses!
BLONDES.ZIP: Great sharware, but be careful of viruses!
Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits
Blondes: They're not dumb, just intellectually challenged.
BlondeWare - A satisfying supplemental utility program.
BlondeWare - Better than the Head Start program.
BlondeWare - Beyond Virtual Reality.
BlondeWare - It's never satisfied.
BlondeWare - You'll thank yourself in the morning.
Bloody Bestseller: The Revenge of the Blonde by Claude Balls.
Blow in a blonde's ear and give her a re-fill.
Blowing Away  by Ima Blonde.
Bother said Pooh as four blondes approached.
Bother! said Pooh, as four blondes approached
Bother, said Pooh as four blondes approached.
Bother, said Pooh, as four blondes approached.
Boy, you Blondes find out everything, don't you? <W/B>itches all.
Breath Taking Bestseller: "Blonde Aerobics Made Easy" by Ben Hur Dover.
BROWN-DYED BLONDE (n): artificial intelligence.
Brunette and 2 blondes: regular price, 4 bucks, 4 bucks.
Brunette to Blonde: Look, a dead bird! Blonde looks up: Where?
Brunette's mating call: (LOOKING AROUND) Is that!@#$ blonde gone yet?
Brunette's mating call: Has that blonde gone yet?
Brunette's nightmare: The blonde lead the blonde.
Brunette: Look, a dead bird! Blonde looks up: Where?
Brunettes Mating Call All the Blondes have gone home!
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! See?
But you can't let me drive! I'm legally blonde!
But, you can't let her drive! She's legally BLONDE!
By, any chance, would you happen to be blonde?
Captain! Millions of cleavages are focused on my mind. --Blonde Troi.
Cat-Fight Blonde meets Redhead--it's a Cats-Meow!
Cat-ty Two blondes talking about a brunette.
Catch the Blonde Wave!
Catfish ... breakfast of Blonde Lawyers
Catfish...breakfast of Blonde Lawyers.
Certainly. You take the blonde, I'll take the one in the turban.
Charter Member of Blondes for BJs (Blonde Jokes).
--- Fastecho 1.45a
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From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:12pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Beer Tags.

 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall..
!Gimme a beer! I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.
!WARNING! COLDBEER.CAN found. Programmer probably loaded again.
#858 Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
$0063 bottles of beer on the wall...
'Cause ole Ben ain't been since 15 Beers Ago! --Ben Colder.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (H)ave a beer!
(beep) Help, I've fallen and can't reach the beer.
(BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer!
(_)]    Beer.
(_)] <- Short Beer.
*ERROR find <COLDBEER>. Sysop not loaded.
--=={ Have a beer, nothing personal, keep smiling. }==--
...and sometimes the beer eats you.
...someone buy me a beer!
1,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall..
1. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
2 beers or not 2 beers? I prefer 3 beers!
2,734,596 bottles of <hic< BEER... *passes out*.
2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day ... coincidence?
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case ..hmmmmmmmmmm.
24 Hours in a day and 24 Beers in a case! HHmmmmmm....?!?
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm.
24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case... Hmmm.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. hmmmm.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not!
24 Hours in a day. 24 Beers in a case. Coincidence? Not!
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case. Hmmmmmm.
24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
24 hours in n a day, 24 beers in a case. hmmmm.
24 hours, 24 beers.
4 Basic Food Groups - Ice Cream, Pizza, Beer and woman.
4 food groups: Coffee, Black Rum, Root beer, and Sex.
4 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Chocolate and Sex.
4 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Chocolate, Sex.
5 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Tacos, Jolt!, Twinkies.
59 bottles of beer on the wall...
>> BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded <<
@TO@ - A few beers short of a six-pack.
@TO@ - The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TO@'s a few beers short of a six-pack.
@TO@'s all foam, no beer.
@TO@'s the person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TO@: A few beers short of a six-pack.
@TO@: The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TOFIRST@ - a few beers short of a six-pack.
@TOFIRST@ - The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TOFIRST@ .. beauty is in the eye of the -[beerholder].
@TOFIRST@ .. computing is like beering -[good for you].
@TOFIRST@ .. Gimme a beer! I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger.....
@TOFIRST@ doesn't do ice skating. It makes his beer all foamy!
@TOFIRST@ doesn't do skating. It makes his beer all foamy!
@TOFIRST@ doesn't jog, it makes his beer all foamy.
@TOFIRST@ is A few beers short of a six-pack.
@TOFIRST@ is one beer short of a six pack.
@TOFIRST@'s a few beers short of a six-pack.
@TOFIRST@'s The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
@TOFIRST@, that was GREAT! Now go get me cold beer and a cigarette.
@TOFIRST@: The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
A beer a day keeps lager louts at bay.
A Beer always goes down easy.
A beer can't interrupt.
A Beer chaser is easy to catch.
A beer delayed is a beer denied.
A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.
A beer doesn't care when you come home.
A Beer doesn't care when you come.
A beer doesn't complain when you come home late.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A Beer doesn't have in-laws.
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A beer doesn't mind having pantyhose dry in the bathroom.
A beer doesn't mind if you share it with your friends.
A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.
A beer doesn't snore.
A beer doesn't sulk.
A beer doesn't think black leather bikinis are neat.
A beer doesn't want to go out alone with the other beers.
A beer doesn't yell at you if you have another beer.
A Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it.
A beer in need is a beer indeed.
A beer in the stomach is one step closer to a hangover.
A Beer is always satisfying.
A beer is always wet.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.
A beer means never having to say, I'm thirsty.
A beer never has a headache.
A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer never needs a shave.
A beer tastes good.
A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
A beer will only come when you want it to.
A beer will wait in the car while you go and play football.
A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are idiots.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have beer on your breath.
A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
A beer won't switch the TV channel.
A Beer won't tell you it's pregnant for fun.
A beer would never make fun of your new outfit.
A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.
A beer's life does not revolve around football.
A beer's life does not revolve around the football.
A bunny, a beer, and the SF Echo.
A cold beer in one hand, a bottle of wine in the other.
A few beer and women get the wisest men.
A few beers short of a six pack.
A few beers short of a six-pack / a six-pack short of a case.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A FRIGID BEER IS A GOOD BEER.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and @TOFIRST@ to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and Maggie to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of beer, and Rob to go, please.
A large pizza, a case of rootbeer, and @TOFIRST@ to go, please.
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)
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From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:13pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Beer Tags.

Have you ever wished you could download a beer?
Have you ever: drank beer because you liked to piss?
Having a beer can't make you pregnant.
Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.
He had a case of nerves, so he bought a case of beer.
He is the person who brought you the beer milkshake.
He who blows at the foam in his beer is not thirsty.
He who blows at the foam in his beer is not thirsty. --Talmud.
He's a few beers short of a six-pack.
He's the Armchair Quarterback, He's full of beer and full of snacks.
He's the Armchair Quarterback, He's full of beer and he's full of snacks.
He's The person who brought you the beer milkshake.
Hebrew - Macho glass of beer.
HEBREW - the **MANLY** beer!
Hebrew: Macho glass of beer.
Heineken beer is like having sex in a canoe: f****** close to water.
Heineken beer is like sex in a canoe. F*cking close to water.
HEINLEINEKEN: The Strange Beer in a Strange Can...
HEINLEINEKIN'S: The Strange Beer in a Strange Can
Hell: Warm beer on a summer night.
Help I've Fallen And I Can't Reach My Beer!
Help stamp out lite beer.
HELP! - I've fallen and can't reach my beer!
Help! I've fallen and can't get my beer!
Help! I've fallen and can't reach my beer!
HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my beer!
Help! I've fallen down....and I can't reach my beer!
Help! I've fallen, and I can't reach my beer!
Help, I've fallen and can't reach my beer.
Help, I've fallen and can't reach the beer.
Help. I've fallen and can't reach my beer.
Her hair spilled out like root beer...
Here - have a banana and a beer.
Hey Beer Man! Two down here!
Hey, you're still moving... have another beer.
His brain was doin' wheelies and his blood was 3:2 beer. --C. W. McCall.
Hoist a green beer... or a green milkshake, which ever applies.
Hoist a green beer...or a green milkshake, which every applies.
Homer Simpson: Mmmmmmmm... Beer!
How come not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly?
How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.
How I drank a case of beer. by I. P. Freely.
How to speak ANOMALY Continues. Beer, Yum!
Huh? I've yet to see a Klingon with a beer gut and a pony tail.
Huh? Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray? <Slurp>.
I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
I am Barney of Borg, You and your beer will be as - BELCH -!
I am Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer!
I am Norm of Borg, Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated.
I am SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
I break for beer!
I brew the beer that I drink.
I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex mach.
I don't have a beer belly! It's a gas tank for a sex machine.
I don't jog, it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't jog. It makes my beer foam.
I don't jog; it makes my beer all foamy.
I don't know music, but I know what I like. --Beerbohm.
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it.
I drank beer once but didn't swallow
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash!
I drink beer, but not from bottles, Tom said cannily.
I fear no beer.
I found a mouse in my beer, eh.
I had to quit jogging... It made my beer foamy.
I have reached my Beer D/L limit, I must U/L now!
I just had one beer ocifer! A pony keg.
I knew she was gone 'cuz, I ran out of beer.
I like another beer, said Tom, hopefully.
I like Australian beer, said Tom, hopingly.
I like the simple things in life, Sex, Beer, Computers, Food and SEX!
I look for beer - it makes me go.
I need to drink enough beer to reach a state of deep cerebral paralysis.
I poured beer in my rice crispies and heard Snap, crackle,
I poured beer in my rice crispies and heard Snap, crackle, burp.
I seek not the answers or questions,but the quickest way to slamabeer.
I shall never hear a poem as lovely as a beer!
I spent most of my money on beer and women - the rest I just wasted.
I threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a draft).
I usually need a can of beer to prime me.
I vote for: Billy Beer!
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
I wish you were a beer.
I would attend more meetings if they served beer.
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
I'd burn those beer joints down.
I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweeeet beer.
I'd kill everyone in this room for one drop of sweet beer.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend @TOFIRST@.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend Gary.
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend.
I'll have another beer, said Tom flatly.
I'll Meet You on Venus After Cryin' In My Beer.
I'll need several beers before tackling the IRQ changes.
I'm Barney of Borg. You and your beer will be as<BELCH!>.
I'm Capt. Crane of the USS Bozeman. Give me a beer Sam.
I'm crabby cuz; Warm beer.
I'm gonna need a beer to put these flames out. --Maverick.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler.
I'm only here for the Beer...
I've Fallen and I can't Reach my Beer!
I've got a BEER attitude!
I've got to Brew Beer.
Ice cold beer is better than ice cold anything else.
If a beer and a cliff full of lemmings is exciting, you might be Death.
If at first you don't succeed, Buy her another beer!
If brain==fried goto pizza and beer.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
If God had not created beer, man would have had to invent it.
If I drink this funny-looking beer, will my pee turn green, too?
If I pitch a simulated game, do I have to go drink simulated beer?
If it's iced tea, it's fate. If it's root beer, it's destiny.
If men could get pregnant, there would be a clinic by the beer store!
If that Bard starts singing 100 Bottles of Beer again.
If the important thing in life is happiness, we need a lot more beer.
If they put malt in beer and malt in milk, why not beer in milk?
If this tagline served beer. Wouldn't that be great!
If U're holdin a beer in your wedding picture.. you might be a redneck.
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00065 Date: 04/23/98
From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:13pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Sysop Tags.

 I am Sysop  Hear me ROAR! 
 I shot the sysop , but I didn't shoot the moderator 
 I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the Moderator
 Mama's Don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's 
 We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away... 
#858 Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
#define sysop GOD #define reality NULL
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (D)rop Carrier, (K)ill Sysop.
(Hey la hey la! The Sysop's Back!)
(L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier?
))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP (((((
))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( - subliminal message.
*** DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE *** FOR OFFICIAL SYSOP USE ONLY
**** Support your local Sysop ****
******- Take a Whole Minute to Thank Your Sysop -******
*ERROR find <COLDBEER>. Sysop not loaded.
*NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash... Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
*NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Director.
*NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
*Please Wait * Sysop has exited to Dos...
*Real* sysops disconnect the speakers.
+[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-)
- - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line
- Chat Mode - SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line!
-=> Have You Hugged Your SysOp Today.?. <=-
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
... I shot the sysop, I should have shot the moderator.
...shhhhh...this is a sysop zone...?
/G To access the Sysop menu!
/G to [G]oto Sysop menu
1024x768x256. Sounds like one MEAN sysop!
1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words...
3 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers pizza; one prefers women.
3. Thou shalt speaketh to the Sysop thy real name.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts, one prefers women but she's strange.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts. The 5th demands pizza.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers men... but he's strange.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; the 5th demands pizza.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
4 out of 5 sysops prefer donuts. One likes women, but she's weird.
4 out of 5 Sysops prefer donuts...1 prefers women...but she's strange.
4 out of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
5. Thou shalt Honor thy Sysop.
9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer sysops!
9 out of 10 Sysops prefer sledgehammers to documentation.
< SYSOP Requests Chat...Press ALT-H To Activate >
<<<<< Thanks, SYSOP >>>>>
<<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
<SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& NO CARRIER
>>Run Time Error 485728403 ... Sysop Obviously Crazy<<
@F, one of the folks that drive Sysops crazy!
@TOFIRST@ is like a box of chocolates. --Forrest Sysop.
@TOFIRST@'s one of the folks that drives sysops crazy!
@TOFIRST@, one of the folks that drive Sysops crazy!
@TOFIRST@, one of the folks that drives sysops crazy!
A dog leads a SYSOPS life!
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
A fine sysop is something to appreciate.
A fool (AKA Sysop) and his money are soon parted.
A fool and his money are soon another sysop.
A fool and his money are soon become a Sysop.
A fool and his money are soon SYSOP.
A fool and his money are soon SYSOPS!
A fool and his money are SYSOP material
A fool and his money soon become a Sysop!
A fool and his money soon becomes a Sysop.
A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop
A fool with money is soon a Sysop with none!
A man needs a wife - lots of things can't be blamed on sysops.
A modem surfing sysop... hmmmmmm... goofy fingered or goofy lipped?
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board.
A networked SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds!
A priest gets defrocked; does a Sysop get UNZIPped?
A sysop AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME!
A Sysop and his mind are soon parted.
A Sysop and his money are soon fools.
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
A Sysop and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet!
A Sysop on RIME tells me to page him anytime! ... Loves it.
A sysop works from sun to sun ....
A Sysop's favorite educational show - Connections.
A sysop's favorite wine: I wanna bigger drive! But honey, I NEEDED it!
A sysop's favorite wine: I wanna bigger drive! But honey, I NEEEED it!
A sysop's husband is a lonely one ...
A Sysop's job is never done...
A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A sysop's wife is a lonely one ...
A Sysops chant: Users are my friends. I will try to like them.
A Sysops work is never dung.
A Sysops' Mind is a terrible thing to waste.
A Sysops' wife is a lonely woman.
A Sysops' Work Is Never Done.
A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender.
AARRGGHH! The Sysop is picking on me&)#*@(&#($* NO CARRIER
Abandon reason, ye who become Fidonet sysops!
Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the Sysop.
Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things.
After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a sysop.
Ahh! Come on Mr. Sysop, just this one last little feature!
Alex, I'll take Things Only Sysops Know for $1000.
All opinions expressed solely my own. Sysop just wishes they were hers'.
All opinions expressed solely my own. Sysop just wishes they were his.
All opinions expressed solely my own. The sysop just wishes they were his.
All sysops are not user friendly!
ALL sysops are scum.
All work and no play will make you a Sysop.
All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in.
All you folks don't exist. My SYSOP types all this stuff.
ALT-H gives you sysop access!
Always listen to your Sysop. What he knows, he knows well.
Always trust your sysop! He's not always right but he's Always RIGHT!
Amazon Martian Sysops are the BEST!
An upload a day keeps the sysop away.
And if all else fails Put another megavolt INTO SYSOP!
And if all else fails Put another megavolt INTO THE SYSOP!
And if all else fails... Put another megavolt INTO SYSOP!
And send a message to my current sysop eh? Thats fine. No problems.
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00066 Date: 04/23/98
From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:13pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Sysop Tags.

Page your sysop at 3:00 am and learn lots of new words!
Page your sysop at 3:00am and learn new words.
Page your sysop at 3am for Free Prizes!
Page your Sysop at 3am for free taglines...!
Page your sysop at 3am*** and learn new words.
Page your sysop at 4am and increase your vocabulary.
Page your sysop at 4am and learn some new words.
PAGE: Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious Sysop.
PERSONALITY: What sysops use for birth control.
Phosphor Dots: A truly strange BBS sysoped by a weirdo called Louie...
Picard is the Sysop, Data the System, Wesley top D/L'er.
Pirated tagline. Contact the author, then the cops and sysop.
Please do not feed the sysop.
Please donate to the Sysop's Widows and Orphaned Childrens Fund.
Please help...sysop have windows open...
Please Mr. Sysop I want some more
Please Mr. Sysop, may I have another?
Please Mr. Sysop...I want some more.
Please report all lost or snagged recipes to your Sysop.
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop
Please report all stolen taglines to your Sysop.
Please report lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop.
Please return Sysop to original upright position.
Please return sysop to original uptight position.
Please return the sysop to his original uptight position.
PLEASE STAND-BY: SYSOP HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS (TAKING A LEAK).
Please wait... Sysop has exited to ...
Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS.
Please, Mr. Sysop, I don't wanna go.
Please, Sysop, not in front of the Klingons.
Points r Sysop To Continue...
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
Portions of this Echo were Aborted and Truncated by Sysop.
Practice safe religion: Worship a Sysop.
Praise be to the Sysops who give Origin Locations.
Praise the Sysop. The board has risen.
Preserve an endangered species: Female Sysops!
Preserve Wildlife - Pickle a Sysop!
Press <CTL><ALT><DEL> for a message from sysop.
Press <CTRL><ALT><DEL> for SysOp access!
Press ALT-H for a special message from the Sysop.
Press ALT-H for a special message from your Sysop!
Press Alt-H for Sysop Access!
Press Alt-H for temporary Sysop access.
Press Alt-H now for instant sysop access!
Press ALT-H now to become a co-sysop....
Press ALT-H to Page Sysop...
Press ALT-H to page the sysop.
Press ALT-H when the Sysop asks for a chat.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del for Sysop access!
Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to talk to the Sysop.
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete for Sysop access.
Pressing ALT-H will give you instant Sysop access.
Probably just a billing error. - Manager to Sysop
Proceed with caution; Sysop under pressure.
Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed Sysops.
Question and die, sayeth the SYSOP!
Quick! Change your password! The Sysop's hacked your account!
Quick! I see a sysop! Change the subject, FAST!
Randy's one of the folks that drives sysops crazy!
Real boards have Real Sysops.
Real Sysops actually have a personality.
Real Sysops always back up their hard disks - NOW!
Real Sysops answer their E-Mail and Comments.
Real Sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
Real Sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems.
Real Sysops are surprised when they receive donations.
Real Sysops aren't hypocrites.
Real Sysops aren't in any local `Warez Clubs'.
Real Sysops aren't that excited about HBBS (Hi-res BBS).
Real Sysops avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Real Sysops come up with original names for their boards.
Real sysops cut the line between the pc speaker and the computer.
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker!
REAL Sysops disconnect the Speakers!
Real Sysops disconnect their computer's speaker.
Real Sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Real Sysops don't care about Improper Signoffs.
Real Sysops don't change the name of their board every month.
Real Sysops don't have a command for every key on the keyboard.
Real Sysops don't have a `Pin the Tail on the Donkey' game on-line.
Real Sysops don't have on-line AE or Catsend.
Real Sysops don't leave mail to Users begging them to post.
Real Sysops don't need <yawn> sleep...
Real Sysops don't need a Ramdisk.
Real Sysops don't post on `Warez boards'.
Real Sysops don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
Real Sysops don't procrastinate.
Real Sysops don't rape local BBS's for files.
Real Sysops don't run PCBoard because 'It's the most popular'.
Real Sysops don't run `pay boards'.
Real Sysops don't say `L8r' `K-K00l' `B@SS' or anything like that.
Real Sysops don't think that they're better than others. They know it.
Real Sysops don't think they are Ghods and better than everyone else.
Real Sysops DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
Real sysops don't TOUCH Zoom Modems.
Real Sysops don't trade `new warez'.
Real sysops don't use ALLANSI.ZIP.
Real Sysops don't use `Text-Trix'.
Real Sysops eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working.
Real Sysops get angry if their boards are crashed.
Real Sysops hate 2400 baud transmission.
Real Sysops hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money.
Real Sysops hate it when you call yourself a 'future Sysop.'
Real Sysops hate it when you call yourself an `assistant Sysop'.
Real Sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
Real Sysops HATE `Text-Trix'.
Real sysops have 14400 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real Sysops have 14400 or 28800 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real Sysops have 28.8 bps. There are few exceptions.
Real Sysops have 9600 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real Sysops have a batch file for EVERYTHING.
Real Sysops have a clock card.
Real Sysops have a fan on their computer at all times.
Real Sysops have a real computer (a PC!)
Real Sysops have a real computer such as a 386, 486 or an Pentium.
Real Sysops have a real computer such as an 80386 or an IBM.
Real Sysops have a real computer such as Compaq, Kaypro or IBM.
Real Sysops have a room specifically for their BBS.
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)
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From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:15pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Confucius Tags.

A mind's journey begins with a single why? --Confucius.
Better to light a candle, than curse the darkness-Confucius
Confucianism - Confucius say, **** Happens.
Confucianism = Confucius say, Sh!t happens.
Confucianism Confucius say, S*** happens.
Confucianism, Confucius say, **** Happens.
Confucius (with cold) say Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke.
Confucius also say, Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius Also say, Man who live in glass house W/No Basement, STINKS!
Confucius also say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius always saying that. Perhaps Confucius say too damn much?
Confucius does his crossword with a pen.
Confucius not know what to say!
Confucius of Borg, Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate you.
Confucius said: Those who quote me are fools.
Confucius say "Never raise hands to children!" It leave groin exposed.
Confucius say - girl who sits on jockey's knee gets hot tip.
Confucius say - Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say - Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot.
Confucius say : Elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say : He who fart in church, sit in own pew.
Confucius say : Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Confucius Say : Man who put face in punchbowl get punch in nose.
Confucius say : Man who sucks nipples, make clean breast of things.
Confucius Say : Man with d!ck in peanut butter is f**king nuts.
Confucius say baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk.
Confucius say early worm has death wish.
Confucius say full elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles a** all over town.
Confucius say Girl, who rides bicycle, peddles all over town.
Confucius say He who read woman like book, prefer braille.
Confucius say he who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose.
Confucius say Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say man standing on bowl high on pot.
Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky fingers.
Confucius say Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's sink.
Confucius say Man who sleep with old hen find it's better than pullet.
Confucius say man who smoke pot choke on handle.
Confucius say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT
Confucius say man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.
Confucius say man with forked tounge not need chop sticks.
Confucius say Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed.
Confucius say nothing - 'cause he's dead
Confucius say nothing - Because he's dead!
Confucius say nothing - he dead.
Confucius say OJ need faster truck!
Confucius say There is more to running BBS than finding ON switch.
Confucius say too damn much!
Confucius say too darn much!
Confucius say too darned much!
Confucius say too fu**ing much!
Confucius say too much.
Confucius say too much. --Recent Chinese Proverb.
Confucius say wife for life is better than wife for strife.
Confucius say woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway!
Confucius say woman who spend much time on bedspring have offspring.
Confucius say, "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up."
Confucius say, -- Man who abuse his computer get bad byte.
Confucius say, -- Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
Confucius Say, A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
Confucius say, A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Confucius Say, A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish,
Confucius Say, A Watched Tandy Never Boots!
Confucius Say, All blonde not blonde by cracky.
Confucius say, All men eat, but Fu Manchu.
Confucius say, All Sysops are carpalists.
Confucius say, America Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Confucius Say, Australia Good Place to Put Chinese Restaurant.
Confucius say, baseball all wrong, man with 4 balls cannot walk
Confucius say, Baseball all wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Baseball all wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk!
Confucius Say, Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Baseball is wrong, Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk.
Confucius Say, Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!
Confucius say, Baseball is wrong: Man with 4 balls CANNOT walk.
Confucius say, Baseball very funny game, man can walk on 4 balls.
Confucius say, Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucius say, Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Confucius Say, Better to sleep with chicken than to choke it.
Confucius say, Bird in hand make it hard to blow nose!
Confucius say, blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say, Blonde who fly upside down have dark hair.
Confucius say, Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up.
Confucius Say, Boiling water is very hot!
Confucius say, Boy & girl go camping together sure to have naughty intent.
Confucius say, Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed.
Confucius say, Boy go to bed with sex problem wake up, solution in hand.
Confucius Say, Boy who diddle little girl do diddly squat.
Confucius say, Boy who play with himself pulls boner.
Confucius Say, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.
Confucius Say, but on the whole woman have more.
Confucius say, Butcher who back into meat grinder get little behind in his 
orders.
Confucius say, Cat who walk on keyboard wind up in Chinese wok!
Confucius say, Chemist who fall in acid get absorbed in work.
Confucius say, Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole week.
Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberries have a** in jam.
Confucius say, couple who make love in strawberries have ass in	jam.
Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam.
Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in.
Confucius say, Couple who screw in strawberry patch have ass in jam.
Confucius say, Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say, Do unto others what you think is funny.
Confucius say, Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick it is
Confucius say, Don't judge book by cover, but by how thick.
Confucius say, Don't quote me with stupid accent.
Confucius say, early worm has death wish.
Confucius say, Elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say, Email never die just go to Electron Heaven.
Confucius Say, Find old man in dark, not hard!
Confucius say, Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off.
Confucius say, Frog that croaks no longer croaks.
Confucius say, Fuzzy logic == carpal poo-poo.
Confucius say, Girl at bachelor pad for snack get tidbit
Confucius say, Girl at bachelor pad for snack get titbit.
Confucius Say, Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
Confucius say, Girl laid in tomb soon become mommy.
Confucius say, Girl laid in tomb soon become mummy.
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)
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From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 10:15pm
\/To: SCOTT ROBERTS                                       (Read 1 times)
Subj: Confucius Tags.

CONFUCIUS SAY: Is good for girl to meet boy but better for boy to meat girl.
Confucius say: Is good to learn how to masturbate, may come in handy!
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON button.
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Confucius say: Is much better to be pissed off than pissed on!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie.
Confucius say: Is stuffy inside tagline.
CONFUCIUS SAY: It take a lot of balls to make a football team.
Confucius say: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Confucius say: It take square a** to sh!t a brick.
CONFUCIUS SAY: It take square ass to s*** a brick.
Confucius say: It takes a lot of balls to make a football team.
Confucius say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
Confucius Say: It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill.
Confucius say: It takes many nails to build crib.
Confucius Say: It's OK to meet girl in park, better to park meat in girl.
Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in 
irl!
Confucius say: It's OK to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in.
CONFUCIUS SAY: It's okay to meet girl in park, much better to park meat in 
girl!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today.
Confucius say: Keep smut of the Netcarpal-not.
Confucius say: Keeping it in family sure sound incestuous.
Confucius say: Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Confucius say: Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Confucius say: Lady who live in glass house should dress in basement.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Lady who live in glass house, dress in basement!
Confucius say: Lady with chastity belt is not having a ball.
Confucius say: Let ye without carpal create the first file.
Confucius say: Look for helping hand on end of own arm.
Confucius say: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy.
Confucius say: Man and mouse very alike - both end up in pussy.
Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman 
have more.
Confucius say: Man in clean shirt no fix laser printers.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man kicked in testicles is left holding bags.
Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bag.
Confucius say: Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags.
Confucius say: Man like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, pi$$ on.
Confucius say: Man like dog, if it can't be eaten or screwed, piss on.
Confucius say: Man pees in wind, wind pees back.
Confucius say: Man pi** in wind, wind pi** back.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man piss in wind, wind piss back.
Confucius say: Man should learn to masturbate...come in handy!
Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fence in mud.
Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fences.
Confucius say: Man standing on bowl high on pot...
Confucius say: Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say: Man that fights wife, get no piece at night.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man that has sex with hole in ground has piece (peace) on 
earth.
Confucius say: Man that have sex with hole in ground have piece on earth.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man trapped in pantry have butt in jam.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man trapped in sewer eat s*** and die.
Confucius say: Man trapped in whore house get jerked around.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who abuse computer get bad bytes!
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad byte.
Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace (piece) at night.
Confucius say: Man who argue with wife all day get no peace at night.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who bounce woman on bed spring this spring have offspring 
next spring.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who buy drowned cat must pay for stinking wet pussy.
Confucius say: Man who buys prunes getting good run for money.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who chase cars get exhausted.
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shi++y time.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.
Confucius say: Man who eat pussy do lip service.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eats photo of father soon spitting image of father.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fall in vat of molten optical glass make spectacle of 
self.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew!
Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Confucius Say: Man who fart in church sit on pew.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church sits in his own pew.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church sits in his own pue.
Confucius say: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew!
Confucius say: Man who farts in church sit in own pew.
Confucius say: Man who farts in church sits in his own phew!
Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew.
Confucius say: Man who farts in church, sits on own pew.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fight with wife all day get no piece (peace) at night!
Confucius say: Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who finger girl having period may get caught red handed.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fly plane upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who fly upside-down have crack up.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who get hit by car get that run down feeling.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who get paid pick up chick.
Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles left holding the bag.
Confucius say: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding bag.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Confucius say: Man who go out with flat chest woman have right to feel 
shallow.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who go out with flat chested woman feel shallow.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
Confucius say: Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in 
hand.
Confucius say: Man who go to woman's apartment for snack get tit-bit.
Confucius say: man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up with brown finger.
Confucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today.
Confucius say: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has hand down mans pants, not feeling himself today.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who has woman on ground has peace (piece) on earth.
Confucius say: Man who has woman on ground has piece on earth!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who have circumcision lose a bit of foresight.
Confucius say: Man who have hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
Confucius say: Man who have titty in mouth make clean breast.
Confucius say: Man who is jacking into a peanut butter jar is f***ing nuts.
Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!
Confucius say: Man who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion!
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through screen door likely to strain himself.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who jump through window screen, strain self.
Confucius say: Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Confucius say: Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on 
pants!
Confucius say: Man who keeps nose to grindstone end up with flat face.
Confucius say: Man who kisses girl behind gets crack in face.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who kisses girl's behind gets crack in face.
Confucius say: Man who kwitisize moduwator get node bwoke.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lay girl on hill not on level.
CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who lay woman on ground have peace (piece) on earth.
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