--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00050 Date: 04/22/98 From: JASON TAMEZ Time: 10:46pm \/To: CRAIG MEEKINS (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline Requests CM>* MOOD: Always bent outta shape)( CM>Could someone please post some X-Files taglines. X-Files and related tags: Modern curse: May your life be an X-File... Me? A skeptic? I trust you have proof. You put such faith in your science, Scully. I'm wondering which lie to believe. -- Mulder You'd be surprised at what I believe. --Mulder Mulder, you may not be who you are. -- Scully "Mulder!!" -- Scully, in almost EVERY friggin episode! "Only one person has pulled it off: Elvis." -- Fox Mulder His suspect is a huge, bloodsucking worm. -- Mulder T H E T R U T H I S O U T T H E R E Alien: Being Who Travels Long Distances To Molest Cattle The birds & the bees & the monkey-babies, Mulder - Scully Oh, God, Mulder. It smells like... I think it's bile. "Ever flown a flying saucer? Afterwards, sex seems trite." The truth is out there, Mulder. Just don't question Garak. The truth is out there, Mulder, but so are lies. - Scully X-Files? No. They're one floor up. We're the Y-Files. Mulder, you're nuts! - Scully Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question - Mulder Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel... Ezz beeg trouble for Mulder and Scully... Ultimately, it was science that saved Agent Mulder's life He was abducted by Homer Simpson's Evil Twin - Mulder Trust no one. Decieve. Inveigle. Obfuscate. I just came up with a sick theory, Mulder. - Scully They found your bleepin' UFO - Scully The truth is grout there. (The X-Tiles) Psychokinesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? - Scully You have a friend at the FBI. -- Mr. X Everyone, let's give Krychek a hand! I know how much you enjoy snapping on the latex - Mulder I want to believe - Mulder Don't try to intimidate me. I've watched presidents die. Jason Tamez, Registered MSTie #71569 E-mail: jason.tamez@chrysalis.org --- SLMR 2.1a "That's no tagline! It's Odo!" --- QScan/PCB v1.19b / 01-0074 * Origin: The Arsenal of Freedom - Garland, TX - 972-271-5410 (1:124/9006) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00051 Date: 04/19/98 From: GARY LAU Time: 07:03pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: "Eleven done, one too many!" (riddle given in Jackie chan's new movie) "Have you ever danced with the devil in a full moon tonight? (Jack Nicholson, Batman) --- Renegade v10-05 Exp * Origin: Garfield's Domain Toronto, Ontario (1:250/801) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00052 Date: 04/20/98 From: JAMES SAMUEL Time: 11:58pm \/To: ANDREW ZIEM (Read 1 times) Subj: T-Matic goes PD... Hi Andrew! 16 Apr 98 16:07, Andrew Ziem wrote to Simon Avery: SA>> As it's extremely unlikely I'll be continuing development for SA>> Tag-O-Matic, I've decided to make the source PD. SA>> Freq TMSOURCE.ZIP from origin (93k) AZ> I love your gesture. I hate to see software die when the author can't AZ> work on it for whatever reason. I'm interested in taking up on it. AZ> Perhaps, though, you could make it available somewhere cheaper than AZ> Europe? =) Might be able to help there. :) AZ> Internet? If you can't put it online, maybe you could email it to me AZ> (my address is below), and I'll put it up on my site. By the weekend, it'll be on my Web Site, gettable at http://polbbs.home.ml.org/tmsource.zip. :) Regards, James WebPage: http://polbbs.home.ml.org -=- EMail: jamessamuel@technologist.com Precious few are born with it ... even fewer know what to do with it - No ar -- Microsoft is NOT the answer. Microsoft is the Question. The answer is: "NO!" Friedhelm Mehnert - comp.os.linux.misc --- GoldED/W32 3.00.Beta2 UNREG * Origin: Penley On-Line BBS - 24 Hours - Temp. Offline! (2:442/108) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00053 Date: 04/23/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 05:06am \/To: MICHAEL DEGROOT (Read 1 times) Subj: Monty Python tags 1/2 MD-=> AK> Monty Python of Borg: And now for something completly irrelevent! MD-=>i don't know about what you're asking, but I like the Monty Python -=>tag you have. have any more?  "Eric the half-a-bee..."  - Monty Python  "From the tiniest little tadger..."  "The Penis Song"  "He sleeps all night and he works all day."  M. Python  "Hooray for your 1-eyed trouser snake..."  Monty Python  "Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake..."  "The Penis Song"  "I chop down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra."   "I loike traffic lights..."  - Monty Python  "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay..."  - Monty Python  "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis..."  "The Penis Song"  "Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong..."  "The Penis Song"  "It's divine to own a dick..."  "The Penis Song"  "It's swell to own a stiffy..."  "The Penis Song"  "Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm O.K..."  - Monty Python  Mary had a Crunchy Frog, Crunchy Frog, Crunchy Frog / Mary had a...   Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam...  "'A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Norweigan Party.'" "'A Party Political Broadcast On Behalf Of The Wood Party.'" M. Python "'Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen!" "1348. The Black Death, typhus, cholera... those were the days." "139 (crucifictions) altogether. Special holiday. Passover." "A crunchy frog a day keeps the doctor away." Monty Python "A king, eh? Well, I didn't vote for you..." M. Python "A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed." - Monty Python "A murder is only an extraverted suicide." M. Python "A piston engine? What did ya buy that for?" "It was on sale." "A spanking! There's going to be a spanking!" M. Python "Ah, I'm sorry sir the cat's eaten it." - Monty Python "Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable." - Monty Python "Also at one point you can see a pair of buttocks..." Monty Python "Always look on the bright side of life" - Monty Python "An argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python "An eye for an eye, a crunch for a frog!" Monty Python "And as a consequence, he will die... laughing." M. Python "And now for this week's request death." M. Python "And now from the world of novel writing..." M. Python "And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode." "And now the punch-line." M. Python "Any other problems I can reassure you about?" M. Python "Are you gonna take me home tonight?" M. Python "Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?" - Monty Python "Bailiff, whack his peepee!" Monty Python "Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!" - Monty Python "Brought to you by the anarcho-syndicalist commune." - Monty Python "But apart from the aqueduct, the sanitation and the roads..." Python "Captain Spam, I must protest! I am not a Crunchy Frog!" Monty Python "Cardinal Fang! Fetch... the comfy chair!" - Monty Python "Dear, can you have the kids leave the scalps alone?" M. Python "Don't make me Crunch you" Darth Vader, in The Frog Crunches Back "Don't practice your alliteration on me!" M. Python "Don't worry; Be crunchy!" Stupid Frog T-shirt Slogan "dressing... undressing... knitting exciting underwear..." Zoot "Englishmen. You're all so @#$%&! pompus!" M. Python "Episode 12B: How to recognise different types of trees.." M. Python "Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying." - Monty Python "Ethel the Aardvark was hopping down the river valley..." - Monty Python "Excuse me. I should like to buy a fish license please." M. Python "Exhibit A, m'lud. Miss Rita Thang, an artist's model." M. Python "Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon." M. Python "Exploding is a perfectly normal medical phenomenon..." Doctor (MPFC) "Family entertainment bollocks! What they want is filth..." M. Python "For life is quite absurd. And death's the final word." - Monty Python "Forget about your sins! Give the audience a grin!" - Monty Python "Give me two personal pronouns." "Who? Me?" "Correct." - Monty Python "Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all?" - Monty Python "He didn't want to nail my head to the floor, I had to insist." "He knew how to treat a female impersonator." M. Python "He's that most dangerous of creatures: a clever sheep." M. Python "Hello, good evening, and welcome to `Blackmail'!" - Monty Python "HELP! HELP! I'm bein' repressed!" - Monty Python "Here are two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen." M. Python "Hey, you crunch my frog and I'll crunch yours." Monty Python "How are you?" "Better." "Better?" "Better get a bucket." "Hullo, Mrs. Premise." "Hullo, Mrs. Conclusion." M. Python "Hullo, Mrs. Smoker." "Hullo, Mrs. Non-Smoker." "Hullo, Mrs. Thing." "Hullo, Mrs. Entity." "I *could* be arguing in my spare time." - Monty Python "I am a Borg, hear me crunch. I am a giant froggie's lunch." Python "I am no longer infected." M. Python "I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim." - Monty Python "I am your king." "Well, I didn't vote for you." - Monty Python "I believe in peace and bashing two bricks together." M. Python "I could be arguing in my spare time, you know." Monty Python "I crunch, therefore I am." Desfroggies "I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!" "I didn't want to be a barber... I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK!" Python "I feel happy! I feel happy! I feel happy!" >THWACK< "I have never kissed the editor of the Radio Times.." M. Python "I like chinese... I like their tiny little trees" Monty Python "I never thought of that. What a silly bunt..." - Monty Python "I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!" M. Python "I think cement is more interesting than people think." Prof. Gumby "I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*!" - Monty Python "I wish to plead `incompitent'." M. Python "I'd like a bit of "pram" please...." Monty Python "I'm a Red-Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!" M. Python "I'm Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer." M. Python "I'm charging you with Section 21 of the Strange Sketch Act!" M. Python "I'm so worried about modern technology." Monty Python "I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend." M. Python "I'm starting a war for peace." M. Python "I... I wanted to be... a lumberjack!" - Monty Python "If I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!" - M. Python "If I could walk *that* way... I wouldn't need after shave..." Python "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" "If it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?" - Monty Python "If there were fewer robbers, there wouldn't be so many of them." Vicar "In 1945, Peace broke out.." M. Python "In Bavaria, where the mountains stick out of the ground!" M. Python "In Bavaria, where the sheep seldom wear spectacles!" M. Python "In Bavaria, where the trees are made of wood!" M. Python "In England there are 60 religions and 1 sauce." Monty Python "Is Belinda as good *bzzt* as everyone says?" M. Python "Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?" - Monty Python "It's a Mr. Death or something... he's come about the reaping..." "It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese." - Monty Python "It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them." Stan "It's not if you win or lose, it's how you crunch the frog." M. Python "It's so bloody marvelous it makes you want to throw up!" Monty Python "It's symbolic of his struggle against reality..." M. Python "Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money!" Monty Python "Killimanjaro is a pretty tricky climb." M. Python "Let me face the peril!" "No, no. It's too periless." "My nipples explode with delight!" M. Python "My sentences sometimes end with the wrong fusebox." M. Python "Nervy? Irritable? Depressed? Tired of life? ...Keep it up!" M. Python "Not so fast!" "Why not?" "None of your smart answers!" "Now look! Don't play the slippery eel with me!" - Monty Python "Now, we are about to attempt to cross... the Bridge of Death!" "Oh there you go, bringing class into it again." - Monty Python "Oh, @#$% off!" "...how shall we @#$% off, oh Lord?" M. Python "Oh, don't grovel!" "Sorry, Lord..." M. Python "Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!" - Monty Python "Oh, this is futile!" "Oh, you're no fun anymore!" M. Python "Oooh, how sweet to be an idiot, How sweet. how sweet." Monty Python "Other things just make you swear and curse..." - Monty Python "Over 60,000 times as powerful as Britain's great pre-war joke.." "Part 2's: The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra Goes To The Bathroom." "Peace. Peace. I'd like a piece a that. Ay, know what I mean.." Python "Plucky Reginald Vas Deferens is a nuclear scientist." M. Python "POETS: Piss On Everything, Tomorrow's Saturday." Monty Python "Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space." M. Python "Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage!" -Monty Python "Remember: All that crunches isn't frog." Monty Python "Right. That concludes the reading of the rules, Bruce." - Monty Python (Continued to next message) --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00054 Date: 04/23/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 05:06am \/To: MICHAEL DEGROOT (Read 1 times) Subj: Monty Python tags 2/2 (Continued from previous message) "Rule four: I don't want to catch anyone not drinking." - Monty Python "Rule One: No Pooftahs!" - Monty Python "Rule six: There is no... rule six." - Monty Python "Rule three: No pooftahs." - Monty Python "Sex... sex sex sex... where were we?" - M. Python "SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!" - Monty Python "Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans.." M. Python "Small white pussy cat for sale... excellent condition..." Monty Python "Some of my best friends are lumberjacks." M. Python "Take it away, Eric the Orchestra Leader!" M. Python "Take this bus to Cuba!" Bus Hijacker Monty Python "The Battle Of Pearl Harbor. By the Batley Townswomen's Guild." "the little serving maid with great big knockers!" Dirty Vicar Sketch "The world today seems absolutely crackers." M. Python "There are also scenes of naked women with floppy breasts..." M. Python "There are some who call me... Tim..." Monty Python "There's a frog crunched every minute." P.T. Barnum "There's more than one way to crunch a frog." Monty Python "There's no such thing as a bloody cat license." "Yes, there is!" "There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito!" M. Python "To crunch, or not to crunch." Froglet "We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes." M. Python "We hold these Crunchy Frogs to be self-evident.." Monty Python "We'd like to apologize for that last apology..." - Monty Python "Well an argument isn't just contradiction." - Monty Python "Well, I'm terribly sorry about killing all those people..." M. Python "What came first? The frog, or the crunch?" Monty Python "What did he do?" "He... used... SARCASM!" Luigi, on Dinsdale "When is the last time the Haggis Fairy visited you?" Monty Python "When the going gets tough, the frogs get crunching." Monty Python "Wow! Look at the *size* of that... briefcase." M. Python "You can't stamp a huge lion `property of the zoo'"! Monty Python "YOU VACUOUS STUFFY-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!" "You're just no fun anymore." M. Python "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" 1 pound for a 5 minute argument but only 8 pounds for the course of 10 All my Crunchy Frogs wear English Spam... or they wear nothing at all. And now the penguin on top of your television set will explode. and the aptly named, Sir Notappearinginthisfilm. As Monty Python once said - "What a strange person." Dead Parrot Tagline not included Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying. Every Spam is sacred. For a Spam reply, send a self-abused, stomped Crunchy Frog to... Good evening and welcome to another edition of "Storage Jars"... Hello, good evening, and welcome to "Blackmail!" Hey, you crunch my frog and I'll crunch yours. I'd like to be in program planning, but unfortunately I've a degree. In England there are 60 religions and 1 sauce. Maybe if we attack it, it will get confused, and make a mistake. No, you can't buy a Monty Python at the Pet Shoppe! Nobody expects the Spanish in the Kitchen! Oh, courtisan? Aren't we grand? Harlot's not good enough for us, eh? Plagiarize, that's why God made your eyes... - Tom Lehrer Roman Xmas carol: Christians roasting on an open fire ... Stop draggin' my tagline around. ... All I want is more and more and more... is that asking too much? --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00055 Date: 04/20/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 11:38am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Tag Can Someone Give Me Some REAL Good Taglines Like Blondes Sysops And beer And Confusis Taas Scott Roberts 3:770/320.2 Shagger98@ Hotmail.Com Eye witnesses were on the scene in minutes. TAG-MASTER Registered To Scott Roberts Of Players BBS --- FMail/386 1.22 * Origin: Scott's Mail Point (3:770/320.2) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00056 Date: 04/20/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 11:42am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline Sorry If This Is Off Topic But It's About Taglines!!!! Hi I Just Made A Tagline Program That Appends a Taline To A File and i Need A Name For The Program At The Moment I Have TAG-MASTER Then The Registered Name And BBS Name Thanks VVV Tagline Program Scott Roberts 3:770/320.2 Shagger98@ Hotmail.Com Autobiography is now as common as adultery - and hardly less reprehensible TAG-MASTER Registered To Scott Roberts Of Players BBS --- FMail/386 1.22 * Origin: Scott's Mail Point (3:770/320.2) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00057 Date: 04/23/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 09:00pm \/To: HOLLY SULLIVAN (Read 1 times) Subj: Requests: -=>Quoting Holly Sullivan to Myra I Fox<=- mif> From: Holly Sullivan mif> Subj: SCA tags HS> Hey, I can't claim to have originated them. I just borrowed them like HS> everyone else. ;-) All's fair in love and Tagline appropriation! Anything you post will be quoted & used against you in Tagline court. Been there! Done that! Stole the tagline! Better Taglines through confiscation. EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system I can't remember which taglines are stolen and which I wrote! I don't steal taglines. I redirect them to my hard drive. I just collect taglines, I don't analyze them! I use original Taglines, but they originate elsewhere. I'm an equal opportunity Tagline adopter. I'm doing time for Tagline thievery! If you can't write `em, Steal `em. Tagline Thieves Local 46. It hasss the Tagline, me Preciousss. We wantsss it, we do Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir. Like a tagline/Stolen for the very first time... * Oops! ... Tried to steal my own tagline, hehe ... Originality: posting a stolen tag at least one reader has never seen. Put your hands up, and give me all your taglines. I've got a phaser. Quite an interesting Tagline. Think I'll take it with me. Stealing Taglines, eh? Book him for "grand theft motto." Stealing Taglines is the main reason *any* of us are here. Stealing taglines one at a time is for amateurs. Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. This echo is really great for stealing Taglines. You got any more Taglines I can plagiarize ? You took the TagLines right out of my mouth. I think I need to steal more taglines, I'm running out. I am NOT a tagline thief! I *always* eat dinner at my computer desk. Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines. Don't mind me... I'm just here for the taglines. ... I faked this whole thing. I don't have a tagline compiler. --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00058 Date: 04/23/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 09:00pm \/To: HOLLY SULLIVAN (Read 1 times) Subj: taglines, taglines..... -=>Quoting Holly Sullivan to Myra I Fox<=- BB> "Fidonet just IS. It's a Zen thing." --Holly Sullivan. HS> You mean I lurk a lot. (g) And that tagline is entirely your fault. HS> I like it. :-) Ok, I saw it-I liked it-it fit into a tagline... 'nuff said All I know is what I read in the Taglines. All Taglines lead to the end ... of the message! All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines? Are you turning everything I say into a Tagline? Call 1-900-TAGLINE/New tags daily/Only $3.95 per minute. Copyright (C)1994 The Myra I Fox School of Tagline Research. Guess I've been doing this awhile... :^) Do you ever find yourself using good Taglines in conversations? Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messages? Follow me -- the tagline vault is this way. I have resorted to turning messages into taglines. I think that I am tired of reality. I am going to read Taglines. Take two Taglines and call me in the morning. Talgine - the pain of a misspelled tagline. There seems to be a pattern to these Taglines... What does it mean when your messages are turned into Taglines? What? Isn't 40 sqillion taglines enough for you? Greedy greedy! You mean everything above the Tagline ISN'T line noise? You're not imagining things. I AM turning your messages into Taglines. Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your Tagline is to be adopted. Is it bad when people take your posts and make em into tags? Brook of Taglines, where we just babble on and on... Nobody knows the Taglines I've seen, messages unto the world! Why do those three dots keep following me?? (Paranoid Tagline) What do BBSers make at summer camp? Taglines! Get the FIDO collectors cards! (with special hologram tagline subset) She's three dots short of a tagline. :) I'm your next door neighbour. Could I borrow a cup of taglines? Taglines: Cybergraffiti! Latest book out: Complete Idiot's Guide to Taglines I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines Hobbies? Yes. I collect taglines. This is not a tagline. It's just highly coincidential line noise. 128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to taglines (Y/N)? I'm seeking the MASTER UNIVERSAL TAGLINE FILE. Have you seen it? Actually I've become fairly good at extemporaneous taglining When I was a kid we had to chisel taglines on the cave wall. Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines. Don't mind me... I'm just here for the taglines. Did you ever notice how fundies like to argue with taglines? ... Anything longer than one line is not a tagline, it's a philosophy! --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00059 Date: 04/23/98 From: GREG EASTHOM Time: 10:47pm \/To: SCOTT ROBERTS (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline SR>Hi I Just Made A Tagline Program That Appends a Taline To A SR>File and i Need A Name For The Program At The Moment I SR>Have TAG-MASTER Then The Registered Name And BBS Name It "sticks" a TAG on the end, so why not just STICKIT? :) A stick gets round when you multiply by 3.14. Just had to stick my two cents worth in... Go stick your head in a pig. I'm against lipstick ... as often as possible. If nobody measures up, check your yardstick. Immaculate Conception: No sticky mess to clean up, afterwards. In Bavaria, where the mountains stick out of the ground! M. Python Jack is nimble, Jack is quick, but Jill prefers the candlestick. My other tagline is on a bumper sticker Sleep warm, love well, and carry a big stick. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. The bumper sticker is America's book of proverbs Would you like me to do that, stick my head in a bucket of water? You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand. * SLMR 2.1a * --- Maximus 3.01 * Origin: The BandMaster, Vancouver, B.C., Canada (1:153/7715)