--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00031 Date: 04/16/98 From: ANDREW SLY Time: 07:56pm \/To: JEFFREY MEIKLE (Read 1 times) Subj: Small Taglines [3] [Begin Tags] First, draw the curve; then, plot the data. Fish tanks: Interactive software for cats Fisherman: One who spends $1000 to catch $20 worth of fish Flashlight: Device used to store dead batteries Flash! Scientific research causes cancer in mice! News at 11 Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy, but don't swallow Flattery: telling a person exactly what he thinks of himself Florida: The only state to outlaw bungee jumping Fnord Follow the yellow brick road, Follow the yellow brick road! Follow-ups to alt.nobody.really.cares Foolproof systems ignore the ingenuity of fools For *Death* awaits thee with NASTY BIG POINTY TEETH! - Tim For Customer Support, call 1-800-HAHAHAHA For IQ-Test, press CTRL+ALT+DEL For PROOF of Government censorship, call 1-800-###-#### For Reply, send a self-abused stomped elephant to.... For a good knight call Lancelot (1-800-CAMELOT) For a good time, type ECHO Y | FORMAT C: For more information, send a self-obsessed stomped antelope For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe For stress: Make up a language & ask people for directions For stress: Pay your electric bill in pennies For the away team, Data, you, Mr. Worf and Ensign Expendable For warm boot, put computer in microwave for 10 minutes Forbidden fruit is responsible for many a bad jam Forcast for tonight: Mostly dark Forget GUI's! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard Forget the Force - duct tape holds the universe together Forget the Joneses. I can't even keep up with The Simpsons Forget the dog... Beware of the kids! Forget the messages! Just read the taglines! Forgive me of my typos, as I forgive those who typo to me. Forgive them for they know not where they post... Formatting Drive C: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Formatting Universe .000000000000000000000001 % complete Forrest Grump: Get your damn hands off my box of chocolates! Fortification - Two twentifications Found God? If nobody claims Him in 30 days, he's YOURS! Found the solution. Now, where did I put that problem! Four out of five people think the fifth one is an idiot. Fraud: A telephone number starting with "1-900" Free Coffee...CUPS $10.00! Free speech: your legal right to be a bonehead in public Friday the 13th Part XVI, Jason Dies of Natural Causes Friends are like chocolate,it's what's inside that counts Friends come and go but enemies accumulate Friends don't let friends do Windows Friends don't let friends use Xmodem. Friends: people who know you but like you anyway Friends: the rubber duckies in the bathtub of life! Frustration is not having anyone to blame but yourself! Fun with Greek #6: P P P your boat G = Guns, PG = Plenty of Guns, PG-13 = More than 12 guns. G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce? GENITALS .... People of non-Jewish orirgin GOD is REAL - unless defined INTEGER GOT ANY COMPLAINTS? CALL 1-800-WAA-AAAA GRAVITY: Not just a good idea--its the law! GUI (n): Generic Useless Interface G_ t_ h_ll _ssh_l_ ........ buy a vowel! buy a vowel! Garden: Rows of vegetables to keep the weeds apart Gay by Nature - Proud by Choice. Gay: Honesty, love, and unity are *our* Family Values! Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous? General Failure reading Drive A: Please remove foot! General Failure reading drive A: Please remove toast Generalizations (as a rule) are bad. Genius is ten percent inspiration and 50% capital Gentlemen, start your debuggers Genuine recipe -- don't be fooled by cheap imitations Geology - The study of big rocks, little rocks and dirt. Get thee behind me Satan... you're blocking my view! Get them! is not an adequate offensive strategy Gimme $50, or I'll call your religion a *cult* Gimme a minute...my socks are on the wrong feet. Gimme an entendre... and make it a double. Girlfriend? yep, a 486-50Mhz with 256k cache! Give him 2.54 centimeters, he takes 1.6 kilometers Give me all your chocolate and no-one gets hurt. Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? Give...me you...an...swer...dooo HAL 9000 Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supercedes Newton's Go Ahead, Make My Lunch! Go Go Gadget Tagline! *SPROING!* Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! God created anchovies, but Satan put them on pizza. God didn't document life, why should Microsoft document DOS God invented dogs to give cats something to laugh at! Good students don't "cheat" -- they verify Good tagline: One that's been stolen by at least 3 people Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium! Got a life. Didn't like it. Traded it for RAM Got looks, got brains, even got Taglines! WANT MONEY!! Got to go, I think a SCUD just landed in my livingroom Gotta run! The cat's stuck in the printer again Government by the stupid for the apathetic Grade not found: ail ail ail Graduate, Piers Anthony School of Trilogies! Gravity does not exist. The earth sucks Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Great, so what do you kiss to find a Princess?? Grinning, running, ducking, tripping, falling, hurting, ouch Guess it's time for Plan B, huh? H. DUMPTY - Rest in Peaces HAM on rye...a drunken radio operator! HEADLINE: Aliens Invaded Los Angeles (And No One Noticed) HEADLINE: WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE Half of U.S. high schools require some study for graduation Happiness can't buy you money Happiness is a BIG hard drive! Happiness is loving what you do and getting paid for it Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip Happiness is not a goal. It's a by-product Hardware: Parts of a computer which can be kicked Hark! What rock through yonder window breaks? Has anyone seen my pet eighteen foot anaconda? Hat (n): Cure for baldness Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking? Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans Have you counted your Legos lately? Have you ever been a member of the Illuminati? Have you ever played Russian roulette with a water pistol? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Having a lovely time. Glad you're not here Haydn wrote 104 symphonies; they never wrote back Hazardous laser radiation... Do not look directly into beam He dreamed he was a muffler -- he awakened exhausted He knows so little, but knows it fluently. He who laughs last thinks slowest. He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow bolt He's electroencephalographically challenged, Jim! Headline: Cow Miscarrys, now is Decaffinated! Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! [End Tags] ... What's tonight's plan to take over the world, Brain? - Pinky ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F 7429 words in this message. --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Crazy Train ][ (1:340/88) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00032 Date: 04/16/98 From: ANDREW SLY Time: 08:01pm \/To: JEFFREY MEIKLE (Read 1 times) Subj: Small Taglines [4] [Begin Tags] Here, hold this while I light the fuse Heredity is okay until your children act like fools! Heresy is an unpopular idea that is proven right later Hetrosexuality: What causes it? On the next Geraldo Hey God! It's not funny anymore! I want my rib back! Hidy Ho, Kermit the Frog here. High Caloric: Jewish religious holiday History: An illusion caused by the passage of time. Hold it! Grammar Police! Drop that dangling participle! Home schooled kids are in a class of their own! Hope I haven't bored you with a long, drawn out story Hope is the denial of reality Hopeless romantic, or romantically hopeless? Hot Fudge Sundae falls on Tuesday this year! Hot Tip #2: Don't pet a dog that's on fire Hot Tip #5: The light at the end of a tunnel is a train! Hot water heaters? Why does hot water need heating? Housework never killed anyone, but why take the chance? How 2 make an elephant fly? 1st,U need a HUGE zipper! How about some jalapena peppers in your peanut butter? How can I take an interest in my work when I don't like it? How come I get all the hard questions? - O. North How come OUR automatic doors are quieter than Enterprise? How come dictionaries don't have indexes? How come there's no Vegetable Rights movement? How complicated can it be? A loop's a loop isn't it? How can I soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys? How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving How do I set my LaserPrinter to "Stun"?! How do parents know about those things they advise against? How do we know you're the *real* Angel of Death? How do you copy? Over. With a Xerox machine. You? How do you double the value of a Pinto? Fill the tank How do you feel? - JFK I have to pee. - Forrest Gump How do you keep a dog quiet? Feed him hushpuppies How do you keep an idiot in suspense? How do you know if your pen runs out of invisible ink? How do you know it's summer in BC? The rain's warmer How does it feel to be a genuine antique? How does it feel to be a tap dancer in the canoe of life? How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? -Beatles Howdy, ah'm a taigline fum Jawja Huh...huh..uh...huh..huh..Hey Beavis this tagline sucks! Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Well, I saw it on X-Files I AM playing with a full deck - I just shuffle slowly I BBS because no one can read my handwriting. I DoubleSpaced my cat and now she ignores me twice as often I Just bought a Left Handed screwdriver set I Never Knew A Cat Who Suffered From Insomnia I REALLY HATE PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS I Remember When We Carved CPUs Out of Wood I adjusted the brightness, but the msgs are still dumb I admit I wrote in COBOL once, but I didn't compile. I always fill out my tax returns in roman numerals. I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it. I always watch my speling; sintax and grammer I always have coffee when I look at the radar. - Dark Helmet I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!! I am NOT lost. I'm just locationally disadvantaged I am NOT lost...I wanted to see that corner six times I am OLX of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated I am at one with my duality. I am going to be assertive, if that is okay with you I am not opinionated... I'm just always right. I am the world's formost authority on my opinion! I can't decide between Edlin and WordPerfect 5.1! I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. I had a photographic memory, but it never developed. I hate 4-letter words: cook, wash, iron, dust, diet. I hate misspelled graffiti and no good grammar. I have erased the thin line between genius and insanity. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. I intend to live forever - so far, so good I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words. I know everything, but I'm sworn to secrecy. I like the way your mind malfunctions. I must be using the wrong kind of hammer for this screw. I refuse to be intimidated by reality. I think ... therefore I am overqualified. I think I think, therefore I might be. I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think. I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.... I was normal once, but I got better. I wasn't there, I didn't do it and you can't prove it. I wish I was more like I think I am. I'll mix metaphors until the cows come home to roost! I'm a little strange, but folks 'round here hardly notice. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect. I'm a very modest person. And damn proud of it. I'm busy now. Do you mind if I ignore you later? I'm coming Dear, I only have 437 more messages to read! I'm not lost, I'm geographically challenged. I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm working on my second $million... Gave up on the first. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. If all else fails, lower your standards. If all else fails, re-write the documentation. If at first you don't succeed, to heck with it. If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO! If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it. If stone(rotation)>1 then moss(propagation)=0 If we learn from our mistakes, I'm about due for my PhD. If you break your leg, don't come running to me. If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing! If you make no mistakes, you're not trying very hard. If you prick me, do I not ... leak? -Data Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity can be lethal. In chess always expect your opponent to make his best move. In what state were you born? Nude. Is flirting with the moderator on topic? Is it just me, or is 2400 starting to seem a little slow? Is it proper etiquette to stab someone with a Jello fork? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn... It doesn't work, but it looks pretty. It works better if you plug it in. Unless it's the cat. It works better when you turn the brightness up. It's deja vu all over again. Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep. Juveniles - The little streams running into the Nile LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. Left handed tea cups are hard to come by these days. Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. Life's truths are only found on T-shirts and tag lines! Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. Logic is neither an art or a science but a dodge. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Many a true word is spoken in jest. - English Proverb [End Tags] ... Bother, said Pooh as Tigger poured vinegar into the wound. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F (1633 Taglines) In file Bother.tag --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Crazy Train ][ (1:340/88) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00033 Date: 04/16/98 From: ANDREW SLY Time: 08:04pm \/To: JEFFREY MEIKLE (Read 1 times) Subj: Small Taglines [5] [Begin Tags] Microsoft - How much money is left in your wallet today? Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open. Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe My Hovercraft is full of Eels. My other computer is a Commodore 64. My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird... NEW! The "off topic" echo, where topics are off topic. NEW! The "read only" echo, where nobody can post. NJ State Bird is the Mosquito. Never let your will power get the best of you. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely. Never trust a religion which is less than 3,000 years old New Mail not found. Call Mulder to open an X-File? (Y/N) No evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No you cannot call 911! I'm downloading my mail! Now its time for the penguin on top of the TV to explode. Of course I'm on topic . . . what conference IS this? Of course I'm sane.. the voices said so. Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old programmers never die; they exit to a higher shell. Once there are are no more bugs, the program is obsolete. Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday. Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally. PANDORA.ZIP Warning! DO NOT unzip this file! PATH=UNIVERSE/MILKYWAY/SOL/TERRA/CANADA/B-C/VICTORIA Palindrome: I moan, "Live on, O evil Naomi!" Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? People say I'm indecisive. Am I? I don't know. Pickle: [n] a cucumber soured by a jarring experience. Pipecleaner - A toothpick with long underwear. Pity the poor corpuscle, for he labors in vein. Politics: poly=many; tics=blood sucking parasites Power corrupts; absolute power is kind of neat. Practice Mirth Control- Use a conundrum Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! Prevent drownings - Pave a lake today. Printer: An Electromechanical Paper-Shredding Device. Programming is 10% inspiration and 90% debugging. Quick! Pick a letter from 1 to 1000. REAL programmers use undocumented DOS calls Real Programmers don't write COBOL. Real Programmers use "Copy Con program.exe" Real programers make Windows programs in Edlin Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek. Reality is ok - I just don't make a habit of it. Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) Rule #1: If you can afford to buy it, It is Obsolete. STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in." SYSTEM ERROR 1303 : POWER NOT ON Santa's elves are a gang of subordinate Clauses. Scared skydiver: "Help, I'm up and I can't fall down!" Seattle: Indian word for 58 degrees and raining. Serial Interface: A Spoon. Shin: A device for finding funiture in the dark. Sign in a restaurant: "Open seven days a week and weekends." Smart Terminal: The One That Gets You To Buy It. Software upgrade: take old bugs out, put new ones in. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge...others just gargle Sometimes you're the winshield... Sometimes, you're the bug Stick - A boomerang that doesn't work. Stop Talking while I'm interrupting. Superfast (266 Mhz): Not Fast Enough. Sync Period: Boat Warranty Time Synonym: a word you use if you can't spell the other one. TV Truth: All cars will explode when wreaked. TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Talk is cheap because Supply exceeds Demand. That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature. The Grass is always greener when you remember to water it. The apathy rally was cancelled due to lack of interest. The best defense against logic is stupidity. The faster I go the behinder I get. The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The greatest productive force is human selfishness. The unexamined life is not worth living. Socrates The world will end at 6:14 pm. Details at eleven. Then, quite suddenly, and all at once, nothing happened. Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper. There is an exception to every rule, except this one. There are no OS/2 viruses. Nobody writes ANYTHING for OS/2. They told me I was gullible . . . and I *believed* them. This message is best before: @D. This ooo tagline has ooo a few ooo bugs in it... This tagline was brought to you by me. Duh. To err is human, to moo bovine. To err is human, to purr feline. To err is human, to quit, resign. Tobacco is Canada's leading cause of statistics. True Multitasking - 3 PC's and a chair with wheels... Unicorns must be believed to be seen. -Peter S. Beagle User - a technical term used by computer pros. See idiot. User Error! Replace user and hit any key to continue. Variable: Anything With A Fixed Value. Veni, Vedi, Veggie -- I Came, I Saw, I Had A Salad. Veni, Vedi, Visa -- I came, I saw, I shopped. Veni, Vidi, Velcro -- I Came, I Saw, I Stuck Around. Virtue is its own punishment. Virus check complete. All viruses functioning normally. Vote anarchist! Wanna have fun? Tell your sysop his spelling sucks! Warning! Premises protected by a false sense of security! Warning! Scan shows SysOp in nearby area! Look innocent! Waste not fresh tears over old griefs. Euripides (431 BC) We are the most intelligent planet on earth. - D. Quayle Weather report for tonight: Dark. What good grammar you got. What school you went? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? What if there were no hypothetical situations? What's another word for thesaurus? - S.W. Whatever you have, spend more! - Government Of Canada When I was younger we hand-carved our modems out of wood. Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors? Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares their dogs. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Witches use brooms because Nature abhors a vacuum. You can't tell a book by its movie. You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem. You non-conformists are all alike. You think you have troubles? My sundial is slow. Your statement fully describes the situation partially. _ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work. _______+++_o.o_+++_______ XXXXXXXXX <-- Scratch here for your Instant Tagline Prize XXX!!CAUTION!!XXX Beware of Warnings! ||X||||X||X||X|| <- Can I get a phone book like this..? +++++++++( ... Loch Ness Tagline +o+ +o+ +o+ TIE fighter attack! +o+ +o+ +o+ XXXX Don't panic.. it's only a virus XXXX [EndTags] ... WinErr #02C Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F 7277 words in this message. --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Crazy Train ][ (1:340/88) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00034 Date: 04/17/98 From: ROB HILDITCH Time: 11:10pm \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 1 times) Subj: T-Matic goes PD... G'day Simon ! 15-Apr-98 12:07:02, Simon Avery wrote to All Subject: Tag-O-Matic goes PD... SA> As it's extremely unlikely I'll be continuing development for SA> Tag-O-Matic, I've decided to make the source PD. SA> Freq TMSOURCE.ZIP from origin (93k) Had enough or starting a new project? ... * <-- Tribble . <-- Shaved tribble --- Terminate 5.00/Pro robby@ace.net.au robby@picknowl.com.au * Origin: Grease and oil change available here (3:800/469) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00035 Date: 04/21/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 07:31pm \/To: CRAIG MEEKINS (Read 1 times) Subj: X-Files Tags. JR> Sorry. None I like there. I was hoping I could get the X-Files 'Detective White could use our help'... --Scully, mocking Mulder. 'Detective White could use our help'...--Scully, mocking Mulder 'Full 'Detective White could use our help'...--Scully, mocking Mulder. 'Enigmatic Dr. Scully'... --Mulder quoting Max. 'Following my career'? How? --Mulder to Max. 'Full circle to find the truth'... I don't know what that means. --Scully. 'm going to get out of the car and shoot somebody. --Mulder. 'The Last Detail', starring Dana Scully. --Mulder a la Peter Lorre. 'Trust no one', very wise... --Max Fenig to Mulder. 'Trust no one', very wise...--Max Fenig to Mulder (Fallen Angel) 'When in Rome...' --Mulder (You) look like you just saw a ghost. --Scully to Mulder. *Finally*, a body. --Mulder to Scully. *Help* me understand... --Scully, holding a gun on Mulder. *Listen* to me, Scully, they can do this! --Mulder. *Nothing* *else* matters to me. --Mulder to Scully. *Where* are you again?--Scully Miller's Grove...--Mulder. ...'big macho man'... --Mulder, mocking Scully's anger at him. ...achieved through a ceremony...to summon the spirits. --Mulder. ...afraid that god is speaking--and that no one's listening. --Scully. ...an alien autopsy; guaranteed authentic --Fox Mulder. ...an alien autopsy; guaranteed authentic. --Mulder. ...and I know that it is my job to protect people from them. --Scully. ...and too much sugar. --Mulder. ...as real as the acceptance that it could happen to you. --Mulder. ...connection between cow flatulence and...depletion of the ozone. --Mulder. ...extraordinary only in his ordinariness... --Mulder on Ffaster. ...fetishists collect dead things. --Fox Mulder. ...hard to smile when they ask you to bend over & grab your ankles. --Mulder. ...help me solve the mystery of the Horney Beast. --Mulder to White. ...help me solve the mystery of the Horny Beast. --Mulder to White. ...many species require more than one host... --Dana Scully. ...maybe you can confirm this with your Dr. Bambi. --Scully to Mulder. ...might we finally turn to the fantastic as a possibility. --Mulder. ...now you're suggesting that this is Saint Owen? --Mulder to Scully. ...our ears now deaf to the realms of extreme possibilities. --Mulder. ...preservation of the larger plan. You mean colonization. --Mulder. ...remembered a piece of evidence....I forgot to turn in. --Mulder. ...shoot yourself in the head like you did to my father! --Mulder to Krychek. ...sinking deeper into the sickness, like you taught us... --Mulder. ...someone is wearing my favorite perfume. --Mulder. ...someone was trying to get two burials for the price of one. --Mulder. ...take out 5 people who caused you harm - FM I only get 5? --Scully. ...take out 5 people who caused you harm. --Mulder. I only get 5? --Scully. ...take that gun and shoot yourself in the head... --Mulder to Krycek. ...tell her I've been working out; I'm buff! --Frohicke to Scully. ...tell her I've been working out; I'm buff! --Frohicke. ...tell Skinner.. his murder suspect is a giant blood - sucking worm. --Mulder. ...that he was devoured by a mythological jaguar-spirit? --Scully. ...the assumption that Americans are just empty vessels... --Mulder. ...the case is to be made inactive. --Skinner about MS's murder. ...the link...by which we all cross to our own true nature. --Mulder. ...there are powers that should not be disturbed... --Mulder. ...there is a world beyond our own; unseen but powerful... --Mulder. ...they're afraid of you; of your relentlessness. --Scully to Mulder. ...this fight is not a choice, but a Calling. --Mulder. ...this is as close as I've ever gotten to it. --Mulder. ...this is one man who left his heart in San Francisco. --Scully. ...those better angels of our nature... --Mulder. ...using religion as a justification. --Mulder. ...who preys on the living to scavenge from the dead. --Mulder. 1 girl was just abducted. --Mulder. Kidnapped. --Scully. Potato, potato.. --Mulder. 1 more string of firecrackers goes off, I'm gonna shoot somebody. --Mulder. Who is it? --Scully. Steven Speilberg! --Mulder. Who is it?-Scully Steven Speilberg!--Mulder (Pilot) A city the size of N.Y. could be infected within a few days --Scully. A few bucks? --Mulder on worth of human body. A few dozen grasshoppers doesn't constitute a plague. --Scully. A highly classified lie. --Mulder. A lie is most convincingly hidden between two truths --Deep Throat. A man of taste. --Mulder, on a man who ate sunflower seeds A mess, eh? --Morgan. Feels like home. --Mulder. A minute ago I was a four - bagger. --Mulder. A possessed rat? The return of 'Ben'? --Scully to Mulder. A thing of beauty is a joy forever. --Mulder. A true piece of history Scully, the very first X - File. --Mulder. A virtual reality of their own worse nightmare. --Mulder. A visitation would have been attributed to a succubus. --Mulder. A...officer was induced into self-immolation by the defendant. --Mulder. Achieved through a ceremony...to summon the spirits. --Mulder. Actually, I'm way ahead of you, Scully. --Mulder. Actually, I'm way ahead of you, Scully...--Mulder (Syzygy) Actually, ya know, it *is* my 'damn business'. --Mulder. Addams family finds religion. --Mulder. Admittedly there's not a whole lot of evidence to back that up. --Mulder. Afraid that god is speaking but that no one listening. --Scully. Afraid that god is speaking but that no-one's listening. --Scully. After all you've seen, why can't you believe? --Fox Mulder. After all you've seen, why can't you believe? --Mulder. After all you've seen.....why do you refuse to believe? --Mulder. Again nothing but evidence; and again no evidence at all. --Mulder. Agent Mulder believes we are not alone. --Dana Scully. Agent Mulder believes we are not alone. --Scully. Agent Mulder, I'm Dana Scully... --Scully. Agent Mulder, they have been here for a long long time. --Deep Throat. Agent Mulder, you disobeyed my direct order --Skinner. All I know is normal is not what I think. --Fox Mulder. All I know is normal is not what I think. --Mulder. All right so how do I die? --Scully. You don't. --Bruckman. All right, listen up! --Scully. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP... I'm agent Dana Scully... --Scully. ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP! I'm agent Dana Scully. --Scully. Am I to understand you want me to debunk the X - files project? --Scully. Amiga Rules!, And the X-FiLeS proves it! An alien autopsy; guaranteed authentic. --Fox Mulder. An alien autopsy; guaranteed authentic. --Mulder. An invisible elephant? --Dana Scully. An invisible elephant? --Scully. An officer was induced into self-immolation by the defendant. --Mulder. And I know that it is my job to protect people from them. --Scully. And I told her it would be a nice trip to the forest. --Mulder. And naturally, we jumped on the bandwagon. --Deep Throat. And the townsfolk wonder why I sleep in on Sundays... --Mulder. And too much sugar. --Mulder. And usually he believes without question. --Scully on Mulder. And you know how important Agent Mulder is to the equation. --Cancerman. Anger is a luxury you cannot afford right now. --Skinner to Scully. Another Bermuda Triangle? --Dana Scully. Another Bermuda Triangle? --Scully. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00036 Date: 04/21/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 07:31pm \/To: CRAIG MEEKINS (Read 1 times) Subj: X-Files Tags. Not even 'Must See TV' could do that to you. --Mulder. Not everything I do & say & think & feel goes back to my sister. --Mulder. Not Fox... Mulder --Dana Scully. Not Fox... Mulder. --Scully. Not me, not now. --Fox Mulder to Bill Patterson. Not me, not now. --Fox Mulder. Not now. --Mulder hanging up on caller. Not on this planet. --Mulder. Not with a whimper but with a bang. --Mulder. Nothin' to it. --Frohicke after sent on a job by Mulder. Nothing can prepare you for it; it's almost unimaginable. --Mulder. Nothing contradicts nature, only what we do not know about nature. --Scully. Nothing else matters to me! --Mulder to Scully. Nothing happens in contradiction to nature... --Dana Scully. Nothing* *else* matters to me. --Mulder to Scully. Now *that's* a credential! Rewriting Einstein... --Mulder to Scully. Now I can only trust you and they've taken you away from me. --Mulder. Now we *know* we're dealing with a madman. --Mulder. Now you know how *I* feel... --Mulder to Scully. Now you're suggesting that this is Saint Owen? --Mulder to Scully. Now, this...that's...west... --Mulder with a map. Obviously they think we're either brilliant or expendable. --Mulder. Oh, *BRAIN* sucking amoeba! --Scully. Oh, *BRAIN* sucking parasites! --Scully. Oh, by the way, Krycek, you're a liar --Fox Mulder. Oh, by the way, Krycek, you're a liar. --Mulder. Oh, I just got a chill down my spine. --Fox Mulder. Oh, I'm a 'trip'? --Mulder. Oh, I'm a 'trip'? Because I figured you out? --Mulder. Oh, look at this; a beacon in the night. --Mulder on Skinner. Oh, look at this; a beacon in the night. --Mulder. Oh, now *you're* psychic? --Scully to Mulder. Oh, tell me your not serious! --Scully to Mulder. Oh. A brain-sucking amoeba. --Scully. Oh.... a brain-sucking amoeba... --Dana Scully. Ok, I'm looking down at the banana cream pie, and then what? --Mulder. Ok, Scully, so we disagree. --Mulder. Ok, where's my next bread crumb? --Mulder. Olive oil? Snake oil? I suppose you think it's alien blood. --Scully. Once he gets a taste of a warm body he's probably gonna want more. --Mulder. One down, one hundred ninety nine silos to go. --Scully. One of the few, the proud, the dead. --Fox Mulder. One of the few, the proud, the dead. --Mulder. Only one person has pulled it off... Elvis. --Fox Mulder on faking death. Only one person has pulled it off... Elvis. --Fox Mulder. Only one person has pulled it off... Elvis. --Mulder on faking death. Ooo! I just got a chill down my spine. --Mulder. Ooo, I just got a chill down my spine. --Fox Mulder. Oooo! I just got a chill down my spine. --Mulder. Open yourself up to Extreme Possibility only when it's the Truth. --Mulder. Or maybe it's just a *very* disgruntled altar boy... --Mulder. Or maybe it's just a *very* disgruntled alter boy... --Mulder. Or maybe the answer lies even further from our grasp... --Mulder. Otto. Thats one palindrome you wont hear for a while. --Skinner. Ouch! Almost as much as Bill Clinton's haircuts... --Frohicke. Our blind date's not off to a good start. --Mulder. Our ears now deaf to the realms of extreme possibilities. --Mulder. Our government is operating a secret railroad. --Dana Scully. Our government is operating a secret railroad. --Scully. Pardon *my* gender-type, but after you. --Mulder. Pardon my rubber. --Fox Mulder. Pardon my rubber. --Mulder. People call ME paranoid... --Fox Mulder. People want to believe. --Scully. Personally, I like to keep a more open mind. --Mulder. Personally, if they dig *me* up in 1000 years... --Mulder. Pinch me! --Mulder to Scully. Please explain the scientific nature of 'the whammy'. --Dana Scully. Please explain the scientific nature of 'the whammy'. --Scully. Please explain to me the scientific nature of The Whammy. --Scully. Please give him the benefit of the doubt. --Mulder to DS about Skinner. Possession is a common claim by criminals... --Scully. Psychokenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? --Dana Scully. Psychokenisis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? --Scully. Psychokinesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? --Dana Scully. Pucker up and kiss my ass! --Skinner. Pull the trigger Mulder... She shot you... --Pusher about Scully. Pumpumpumpumpumpum...Pumpumpumpumpumpum (X-Files Theme). Put that gun down! --Mulder and Scully in unison. Quite a long distance call, isn't it? --Mulder. rarely get to press charges. --Mulder. Remembered a piece of evidence...I 'forgot' to turn in. --Mulder. Respect nature because it has no respect for you. --Scully Samantha! Samantha ...it's me Fox, your brother. --Mulder. Samauri's without masters have to advertise. --Mulder. Says who? --Mulder to Scully. Scully - if you can't keep your head, it's all right to step away. --Mulder. Scully I never thought I'd say this to you but you stink. --Mulder. Scully! I found @TOFIRST@. He's one of THEM! --Mulder. Scully! I found @TOFIRST@. She's one of THEM! --Mulder. Scully! I found @TOLAST@. He's one of THEM. --Mulder. Scully! I found @TOLAST@. She's one of THEM. --Mulder. Scully! I found Jorgensen. He's one of THEM. --Mulder. Scully! I found Morrison. He's one of THEM. --Mulder. Scully, all I want is the truth...and a pony. --Mulder in a skit. Scully, are you coming on to me? --Mulder. Scully, can I confess something to you? --Mulder. Scully, do you think you could cannibalize someone... --Mulder. Scully, for gods sake! It's me! --Mulder. Scully, get that gun off me! --Fox Mulder. Scully, have you ever heard of a species called the Trill? --Mulder. Scully, hypertricosis does *not* connote lycanthropy. --Mulder. Scully, wake up! - Mulder after window is shattered. --Deep Throat. Scully, wake up! --Mulder after window is shattered. Scully, wake up!--Mulder after window is shattered. --Deep Throat. Scully, wake up... you gotta see this... --Mulder on UFO. Scully, what are you wearing? --Mulder. Scully, you are the ONLY one I trust. --Mulder. Scully, you haven't seen America until you seen it from a train. --Mulder. Scully, you're a little late, I'm locked inside that train car. --Mulder. Scully.. you haven't seen America until you seen it from a train. --Mulder. See that, Sheriff? I did my homework. --Fox Mulder. See that, Sheriff? I did my homework. --Mulder to arrogant sheriff. Seek and ye shall find, Scully. --Mulder. Sex-changing alien amish murderers. --Geraldo or X-Files? She fired four rounds at you... --Skinner to FM about DS. She is hot. --X-Files, She tends to be rather rigid, but rigid in a wonderful way. --Mulder. She's crying out for help... but I can't help her. --Mulder on sister. She's hot. --X-Files. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00037 Date: 04/21/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:04pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I don't know about art, but I know what I like. -- Forrester I don't eat anything with a face! I don't have tags : i'm hazy I don't have a problem with God, just his fan club I don't give Bill Clinton any respect I don't like giggling, but it seems to be a habit of mine. - Anna S I don't have time for jokes! - Odo I don't like being on the bottom! I always screw up! I don't have any money. Do you take Federal Reserve Notes? I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror I don't know what your job is! Kirk to Gary Seven I don't just want it, I want it ALL! I don't like people rummaging around in my head. - Jeffrey Sinclair (B5) I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true I don't have a Tagline. (Is that a Tagline or a lie?) I don't have a screen saver, I just close my eyes when I sleep I don't like hip-hop, oh no... I love it, yeah I don't drink. It makes me feel good. I hate it I don't have power - I _am_ power. - Firestorm I don't give Bill Clinton any credibility I don't know about this lemur. Tastes kinda gamey. -- Joel I don't do skating, it makes my beer all foamy I don't care what you did on who I don't have an attitude .... I _AM_ an attidude! I don't know what I want, but that ain't it! -NetAdmin I don't care. Picard I don't like Coffee - Mountain Dew provides MY caffeene! I don't know, Mulder,...I......uhhh..... - Scully I don't knowI sit here and the whole world gets fuzzy I don't know what I did wrong. I'm kinda new at being Korean. -Tommy I don't have a solution, but I sure admire the problem! I don't even know what we're looking for. - O'Brien I don't have an attitude...I AM an attitude! I don't know much about Romulan disruptor settings. -- Spock I don't know, Mulder...it just doesn't track - Dana Scully I don't have to take a nap. - King Baby I don't like computers. I only do this for the taglines I don't drink anymore. I don't drink any less either I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be I don't like lost clusters I don't care if you don't like my ponytail!  Worf I don't have an attitude problem--it's supposed to be like this I don't do taglines! - Carol West I don't deserve this, but then, I have arthritis and don't deserve that I don't jog. It makes my beer foam I don't have an overactive imagination--I live in an underactive univers I don't know how you guys walk around with those things. - Elaine Benes I don't care that you think that I'm mad...  Ted Nugent  I don't know nothin'. I just post here I don't know, apathetic bloody planet, I've no sympathy at all I don't care if you are Santa Claus, Get the Reindeer off my ROOF! I don't do tag lines! I don't even *know* what *I* want! --Vir I don't drink Bud. I don't need no stinking rice in my Beer! I don't know... it's already kinda big.... :) - Renimar Keth-solamni I don't know I don't have a problem with doctors, just YOU, Julian! O'Brien I don't handle .. delicacy very well. - Odo I don't give Bill Clinton much respect I don't have the time for a hobby. I have an onboard computer I don't have all the answers, just those that count I don't even *remember* walking under a mirror. - Rincewind (Mort) I don't give a damn whether he's dead or not, Jim! I don't have to prove anything...I KNOW I'm right! I don't know what I'd do without you, but I enjoy thinking about it! I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird I don't have a problem with god, it's his FAN CLUB that I hate I don't know, I don't care and it doesn't make any differ I don't enjoy making money, I just LOOOVE to sell carpet! I don't know about ignorance and apathy. Who cares? I don't know what I can offer against Paradise. - Kirk I don't like Coffee - Diet Coke provides MY caffeene! I don't dial 911!!! I shoot back! I don't know that one. How 'bout Amazing Grace? - Tom I don't eat red meat anymore. I cook it until it's brown I don't have to count letters in sentences. When there's too many, I don't know much, but I know it fluently I don't come here for debates, I come here for taglines I don't have the slightest idea how I'm supposed to do that!-O'Brien I don't do hard liquor... it does me!!! I don't have any solutions but I certainly admire the problem I don't just flirt with death, I'm going steady with it I don't eat! This is not a real mouth! - Odo I don't know where you've been, but it looks like you won first prize! I don't know what you mean by YOUR way, all the ways abou I don't have to take this abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me I don't have to sell anything to them I don't want to! -Jumja vendor I don't eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, DEAD! I don't like it but I guess I'm learning I don't have burnout, but I'm slightly singed I don't do Taco Bell, Wickes, Builders Emp., I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be I don't have a hobby. I have a computer I don't know which of you is more obscene. - Margaret to Hawk & Trap I don't have a moral plan. I'm a Canadian. I don't exist. The SysOp types all this in I don't know about the enemy,but they scare the hell out of me! I don't have a solution, but I really admire your problem I don't care what you call me, as long as you mention my name I don't have a weird sense of humor - you're reality is weird!!! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00038 Date: 04/21/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:05pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines