--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I can beat you fair and square. I only cheat to keep in practice I can be of help to you" - Deep Throat to Mulder (1x02) I can see clearly now, my brain is gone I can break your nose too, I learned from the best! I came... I saw... I... stole your wallet. -Keepers I bought your record in NYC... HEART OF STONE I can feel it, Dave; my mind. It's going. Stop, Dave I call my car Flattery. It gets me nowhere I bought a cordless extension cord. - Stephen Wright I can levitate birds but nobody cares - s.w I brake for tailgaters I built it up, now I take it apart - NIN I brake for stone dragons I can do 2 things at once and I'm not confused I bought these peanuts in Los Angeles, said Tom lagubriously I can let you see, if you will trust me - Lady Ladira I can be _very_ persuasive! - Sisko I called her a dumb blonde. She said, "No help wanted!" I can see behind your eyes, the things that I don't know I came ... I BBSed ... I turned white I brake for tribbles I can put horseshoes on a mosquito. - Col. Potter I called for a waita', not Data!--Scotty in Ten-Forward I bought a syringe the other day, and it had Pepsi in it! I can resist everything/anything except temptation I can never get my tongue around the word "cunnilingus" I build wig-wams and teepees, Orville said tensely I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS! I bring you 15 commandments oops CRASH 10 commandments I can come up with more if you want me too I can get this kind of abuse at home...thankfully! I broke my glasses and it's like looking through an ice cube. -- Radar I can "C" clearly now my brains are gone I came, I saw, she conquered. (The original Latin was garbled.) -LL I break for interrupt vectors I can handle pain until it hurts I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell who can't I came real close to seeing Elvis, but my shovel broke I can honestly say I have run out of taglines!! I bought my fish a carpfone. He got hooked on it I can guarantee you're gonna have a ball I can imagine quite a lot. - Connor MacLeod I can almost feel my neural transmitters shutting down - Calvin I can see we're in for a fabulous evening's apocalypse. -- Max Q I can see . . . very well . . . Elton John I came not to send peace, but a sword. - Matthew 10:34 I bring you love and deeper understanding I can only assume that I'm using karma at an accelerated rate. --Ivanova I brought this world in, I can take it out. - God I came, I saw, had no idea what was going on, so I left I brake for recipes I can only pray he will be hungry I came, I saw, I went back into the house I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot I can remember *before* there was personal computers I can scan your report card into a .bmt file for editing I came, I saw, I confused I brake for Caidans. If I miss 'em, I'll back up and try again I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make I bought a cured ham. It had a pulled Hamstring I brake for animals; I floor it for Fundies! I can see a cat before he sees me. - Winchester I can accomplish all things through Christ I came in through the window -- Vash I bring gifts. --Winters I can build a cheesecake out of limestone and coffee in under 5 minutes I call an Alt-6 an Alt-6! I came to break the bones of your sins, meat puppet I can hardly stand to watch - Mike I came to Bajor to see her legendary orbs that Kira bragged about! I can remember things that *have* happened before I can not change yesterday, I can only make the most of today I bought my flatulent friend a windbreaker jacket! I came to see you off - and you certainly are! I bring him back and Humperdink suffers? - Miracle Max I can eat one hundred and forty-four, Tom boasted grossly I bring you these 15 comm.. (CRASH) oops! 10 commandments I can call spirts from the vasty deep I call them as I see them. If I can't see them, I make them up. -- Biff I can now look forward to death - Data I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how to leave I came to chew bubblegum & kick a$$, and I'm all outa a$$ I can assure you size will not be a problem - Worf I can only trust you, And they've taken you away from me-FM to DS I can see the smoke coming out of your ears! I can remember when nobody thought 300 baud was slow I can give you a definite perhaps I called my cat Rush and he bit me! (Limbaugh) I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Mark Twain I can fly...I can fly... I can fl....{{SPLAT}}! I brush my teeth every five minutes, said Tom implacably I can get no Ring-Detection I brake for assimilation I can help you become more human - Lore I can do wonderful things with stir-fried Borg! -Neelix I can face them alone ... there are only 150 of them! I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me! I can build a cheesecake out of limestone & coffee in under 5 minutes I can barely keep my eyes open. - Riker I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. - sw [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00027 Date: 04/17/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:00pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I brought the dessert, said Tom piously I can levitate birds but nobody cares I can escape from the world I see by giving up attack thoughts I call it as I see it. If I don't see it I make it up I can be patient with stupidity, but not with those who glory in it I brake for Former Human Commandos I can neither confirm nor deny knowledge of that subject I brake for Mancubi I can levitate birds. No one cares I brake for taglines I can resist anything except temptation I came real close to seeing Elvis, then my shovel broke I bought my baritone sax - Mike on crook with suitcase I broke a leg one time... Spilled coffee all over I came to fish, not row the stupid boat! I can make a tagline out of almost anything I can hear your mind grinding to a halt I can help; my fees are reasonable I came. I saw. I waffled. - Julius Clinton, Act 1, Scene 1 I call my computer T.O.M. - Totally Obedient Moron I bought some powdered water but didn't know what to add - s.w I brought life to the dead. What more can be said? I can afford to be accommodating; I just got RIFfed I bought powdered water, but I don't know what to add! I can neither confirm nor deny........but I bought a decaffeinated coffee table I burned the bacon. Do I still get my cooking merit badge? I called Value-jet to make a reservation; they said they were swamped I can do that. - Rom I bow to your superior wisdom (& laugh behind your back) I can lick my weight in wildflowers I can do two things at once & I'm not confused I can completely understand DOS & Women. Equally I came, I saw, and I'm still laughing. {g} I can be self-referential if I want to, said Tom swiftly I came, I saw, ......I ordered another drink! I can see length! (Turns head) Or width! - Larry I can hold my own, but I'd rather hold yours! I can levitate birds. No one cares. - S. Wright I can scream as loud as her, but I can't claim innocence. -- Amos I came, I saw, I sawed all dem trees I call that one 'Lutheran Love' - Tom on dead lovers I brought you into this world, I can take you out I came down here wondering if it could be true..."--Mulder I came here to win a Championship. - Tim McKyer (Steelers CB) I bought my wife a Jaguar and it ate her up! I call em as I see em; If I dont see em, I make em up! I came. I saw. I stole Gary Caplan's taglines I brought an extra lap - Tom I call things as I see them.Otherwise, I make it up I bow to your brilliance! - Garak2 I can hardly wait for immortality to come back into style I can handle any crisis: I'm a mom! I can hear that I've been saved again by the garbage truck I can out brag you...I've got more source material! I brake for smurfs (when they're under my car's wheels) I can go fron zero to bitch in 2.1 seconds! I can be happy with very little. I just choose not to be I broke my arm trying to hold open a revolving door for a girl I came to bury Ceasar I can levitate birds, but no one cares I can see that was a bit of a weird message...yes, indeed. - Anna S I call my dog "Camera" because he always snaps at people I can carry a tune but you don't wanna be around when I u I brake for animals - and accelerate for small children I can levitate birds but nobody cares. -Steven Wright I bought tires made with Congressional checks! I came, I saw, I vandalized your tagline! I can do anything. I HAVE CHILDREN!! I can count even higher if I take my shoes off I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish I came close to seeing Elvis but my shovel broke I brake for animals - Then back over them a couple of times I came, I saw, I did a little shopping I can see it all as clearly as if it was yesterday - Wesley I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES! I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I'd make them up! I can always find my way home, said Tom's pathologist lustily I can see how that could be considered highly amusing. --Data I can see clearly now the lesbian is gone I can make the earth stop in its tracks. --Jim Morrison I can see how important this is to you. - Ogawa I can read your mind and you should be ashamed of yourself I brake for MODERATORS (when they're under my car's wheel I can live for two months on a good compliment. - Twain I brake for Arachnotrons I came, I saw, I kicked ass I brake for SYSOPS (when their under the wheel) I butt, you butt, he and she butts... --Delenn I came, I saw, I got confused, I left I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...Geco Cliff I came, I saw, I got lost .. I'M STILL HERE! HELP! I came, I saw, and I stepped in it anyway I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes I came. I saw. I stole Bob Morgan's tagline I can get this kinda' abuse at the Kennedy compound- Joel I bought this recipe with all of my lottery money I came, I saw, I laughed out loud I brake for Cyberdemons [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00028 Date: 04/17/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:01pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I can help! - J. Kevorkian, M.D I can hear the neurons snapping like overstressed rubber bands. -SLR I call them "kids in cutoffs"...middle aged hippies. - W.H. Photog I bring scientists, you bring a rock star. - John Hammond I can only sing in the key of "off" I can lie. * Kryten I call my girlfriend BASEBALL...She won't play without a diamond I can find it myself I bring you fantasy I can make you feel like a man, David. Take out the trash I came to in my future and that was just yesterday...(Fish) I can see it in your red-rimmed eyes. -Tick to Speak the giant rodent I came. I saw. I stole your Tagline I can only speculate about my programmer's motives. HoloDoc I can almost taste it. It's the need to see you die I can hardly forbear throwing things at him. - Shakespeare I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds I can barely hear you. - Odo I came. I saw. I stole Gary Caplan's tagline I bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had I brake for chezlogs! I came, I saw, I got Moon-Dusted I can get into enough trouble without a tagline I can quit any time I want (heroin, not cigarettes) I came into this world fat and bald and I intend to go out the same way I came; I saw; I screwed up I call things as I see them. (I live in an alternate universe.) I came. I read. I had not idea of what was going on. So I posted I built the wall and I will be the one to knock it down I came, I saw, I vandalized your recipe! I can play my bass for you. Is it luck? I can never get away with feeding my broccoli to the dog I bought dehydrated water, but I don't know what to add I can fly ! I can fly ! I can... oh#!@$$#& I bought unscented perfume - Steven Wright I can make it rain anytime I want. All I have to do is wash my car I came, I saw, I hacked I can reduce you if I want, I can devour! I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade. Menander (292 BC) I break for Reality I can prove I was on a starship at exactly that moment-Just ask Elvis! I can go from zero to bitch in 2.1 seconds! I can be very `ist' sometimes. - teddy I can see clearly now, Windows is gone I came. I saw. I stole Orville's tagline I came, I saw, I stole @N@'s tagline! I bought a cordless phone extension cord - Steven Wright I can fill your emptiness with immortality! I brake for small animals and all taverns! I buy my spare parts at BORGS 'R US I can remember a time when sex was safe and jumping off towers wasn't I bought an electronic organizer. Now my electronics are very organized I bought some powdered water. What do I add? I bought some land on someone else's property I can do it too, but don't know WHY WHY I came to Shawshank when I was just twenty I can always use new servants, I can. - Anna Steven I can never decide which tagline to use I came. I saw. I stole Orville Bullitt's tagline I came, I saw, had no idea what was going on, left I built an elevator from his bones I can guess that you're a holy man, Tom divined I bring you these 15... oops... 10 commandments I can forgive anything but bad taste. - Nicholas Ward I call things as I see them. If I don't see them, I make them up! I can levitate birds. No one cares. Steven Wright I called my cat the other day and got an answering machine I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that can't I came here to be a gigolo - Tom I called my cat Rush and he bit me! I came in late, but don't worry. I'll leave early to make up for it I can open more windows than you! I can do what you do, you just do it better I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it I came, I saw, I turned and ran! I can pick you off from here! -- Joel Robinson I can do without the stimuli I build wig-wams and teepees,then old man said tensely I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic I came, I saw, I stole Chad's tagline I can have you sent to a penal colony for this! Fox to Scott I brake for ArchViles I can hardly forbear throwing taglines at him. -- Tagspeare I can add, test, and branch; therefore I am I bought this tagline with all of my lottery money I brake for liberals, but not to hard I can name all ten of the Seven Dwarfs! I can count. One, two, three, five, six, eight, ten I can have imaginary children! - Huntress I came, I saw, I didn't know what it was, so I left!! I can handle reality in small doses I came. I saw. I stole @N@'s Tagline I came. I drank. I offended I can always try smoke signals I can levitate birds, but nobody cares. -- Wright I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell that cannot I can prove we're telling the truth. - Kirk I brake for hockey! I bought my flatuent friend a windbreaker jacket I calls em as I sees em; If I don't see em, I make em up! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00029 Date: 04/16/98 From: ANDREW SLY Time: 07:51pm \/To: JEFFREY MEIKLE (Read 1 times) Subj: Small Taglines [1] JEFFREY MEIKLE was hallucinating about "Small Taglines" .... JM>Hey all i am looking for a collection of taglines that do JM>not take up more then 60 chrs on the screen... Ok, here's a few........ [Begin Tags] "Automatic" simply means you can't repair it yourself. "Baa!" "Baa!" ...I think my RAM is lonely. "Everyone is more or less mad on one point." - Kipling "Good morning" is a contradiction of terms. "I should have been a plumber." -Albert Einstein "I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown "Seek simplicity, and distrust it." - Alfred North Whitehead (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened. (Offer void where prohibited by common sense.) ... "Press to test." "Release to detonate." /^\/^\/^\_O_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north. 1st law of Thermodynamics: Don't play with matches. 2 rules for success: 1) Don't tell everything you know... 299,792,458 km/sec, eh? OK, what's the speed of DARK? 3 Kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. 300,000 kps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law. 43% of all statistics are totally worthless!!! 640K = 4480K in dog bytes. 84% of statistics are made up. The other 43% are wrong. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. Ohhh, Barney's eating the kids again!!! A cat always assumes the shape of its container. A cat is a terrible thing to waste, reheat the leftovers! A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey. A cat's worst enemy is a closed door. A classic is a book that is praised but not read. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered mind. A cynic looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you. A horse will walk to water, but a pencil must be lead. A moderator's best twit filter is a large Red Dragon. A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway. A shot of reality never hurt anyone... much. A social life? What board can I download THAT from? A titanic intellect.... In a world of icebergs. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. A very old and very wise man once said ... "HUH?" A very wise mute once said: A wise princess once said: Sometimes a frog is just a frog. After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn. Aftermath: [n] The period following algebra. Age and maturity do not always travel hand in hand Agree with me now ... it will save so much time. Ah... aah... aaah... atchouw2XO1:4,&bKx NO CARRIER Aibohphobia: [n] The fear of palindromes. Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care! Amiga Error #1 System crashed - Intelligent user detected. Amiga error message: Like, dude, something went wrong. Amiga...A pocket calculator with an attitude. Amiga: 2 * 2 = 4 Pentium: 2 * 2 = 4 An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications. And God said, "Let there be 28.8k baud..." And now a word from our sponsor... BUY! And remember kids, don't try this at home! Answers that sound good may not be good, sound answers. Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger hammer Any coherantly organized thoughts are purely accidental. Anything is possible in this wild and crazy universe! Arachnihomophobia: the fear of gay spiders. Archeologist: One whose career lies in ruins. As I said before, I never repeat myself. As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow. At the sound of the tone, it will be @T..... Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Avoid messes - cover cat before microwaving! BASIC programmers never die; they GOSUB and don't return. BUDGET (n) method for going broke methodically. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Bad spellers of the world untie. Barium: [n] What a doctor does when treatment fails. Barney (Bar-Knee) n. Well known purple mutant eggplant. Barney - what you get when you choke a Smurf? Barney: The reason Mr. Rogers now feels macho. Barney: What happens when you feed a smurf after midnight. Be different, act normal. Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face. -K. Gibran Bee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, panda hippo gnu deer. Beer kills brain cells, but only the weak ones. Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers! Binary tagline supplied on request. Some Assembly req'd. Blue Wave - What Smurfs do at a football game. Bovilexia: The urge to yell 'Moo!' every time you pass a cow Buy a Pentium so you can reboot faster! C code. C code run. C code crash. Why code, why? C++ programmers earns money by inheritence. C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\AMOK C:\DOS\SYSTEM\UTILITIES\DOCS\HELP\WHERE\THE\F!@$\AM_I? Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions. Call me mad, will you? You'll see! You'll *ALL* see!! Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -Indian proverb Canada is not a real country. - Lucien Bouchard. Canada should annex the U.S.A. Canada: Save the trees, eat a beaver. Canada? What part of Texas is that in? Cat: A small, furry beast resembling a meatloaf. Catalyst: [n] An alphabetical list of cats. Cats are smarter then dogs. Eight cats won't pull a sled. Change is inevitable, except in vending machines... Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap@#&$NO CARRIER Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery. Cogito Eggo Sum: I think, therefore I am a waffle. Come and waste a knight with me... - SCA bumpersticker Come, Watson, come! The game is afoot. - Sherlock Holmes Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows! Coming soon: Star Trek VII - The Quest For More Money Committe: a life form with six or more legs and no brain. Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Common sense is what tells you the world is flat. Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Confidence, the feeling you had before you knew the problem. Confusion is the only true road to understanding. Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research. Cross an elephant with a frisbee - and get a hernia. DIVORCE.BAT @ECHO Y | DEL C:\WIFE\*.* DOS 6.0 - Everything you already have and less! DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A: Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down" Death is proven 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats. Defeated: chopped off at the ankles. Define the universe. Give three examples. Department of Redundancy Department, may I help you? Discoveries are often made by not following instructions. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars. Do not attempt to traverse a chasm in two leaps. Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. Do not disturb. I'm already quite disturbed, thank you Do not repeat yourself, and please do not be redundant. [End Tags] ... ERROR LPT1 not found... use backup -- pencil & paper. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F 169 words in this message. --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Crazy Train ][ (1:340/88) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00030 Date: 04/16/98 From: ANDREW SLY Time: 07:48pm \/To: JEFFREY MEIKLE (Read 1 times) Subj: Small Taglines [2] [Begin Tags] Documetation - The worst part of programming Don't EVER use that #$@&* language again! Don't look at me in that tone of voice! Don't use reverse psychology... It doesn't work. Duh Na Nuh Nah... Duh Na Nuh Nah... <> Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. E-Mail: The only thing that travels faster than gossip E=mc2? Very good, Albert. Next time show your homework EMERGENCY INFORMATION: How to breathe 1.Inhale 2.Exhale ENDLESS LOOP: (noun) see "endless loop" ERROR LPT1 not found... use backup -- pencil & paper. Either this man's dead, or my watch has stopped Eliminate spare time . . . buy a computer! End of Message - Stop reading. No, really, STOP! End of message, waste time with response (y/n)? End of the world in 18 minutes. Online time adjusted Enter any twelve-digit prime number to continue Entered: 01-01-1980 at 00:00 (I GOTTA get me a new battery) Entropy isn't what it used to be. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Every journey is best measured by those you've touched. Evolution: Lawyer -> politician -> crook Evolution: Nature's way of issuing upgrades. Ewoks taste great...and they're less filling. Ex-lovers make great speedbumps Exactly what was I talking about anyway??? Exactopaleoneurohypophobia: The fear of long words Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement. Excuse me while I defragment my brain Excuse me while I eat my Vegemite sandwich Excuse me while I recharge my flamethrower Excuse me, is this a private fight or can anyone join in? Excuse me, my shoe is ringing. - Maxwell Smart Excusez moi, speakez vous Franglais? Executing SENILE.COM ..... ERROR: Out of Memory Exercise that changes your life...walking down the aisle Exit, Stage Right =====>>> Expect the worst, it's the least you can do Expenditures rise to meet income. - Parkinson's Law Experience comes from bad judgment. - Mark Twain Expert - ex = a has been; spurt = a drip under pressure. Expert: [n] one who focuses all his ignorance on one thing. Explosion Rocks Kitchen! Cat Claims Innocence! Extortion is illegal. The Government hates competition Eye jest live a spill choker, donut ewe? Eye of newt, Toe of frog, and a side order of fries please Eye of newt, toe of frog, dash of vermouth. F1-Help F2-Look Stupid F3-Do Nothing F4-Call 911 F11 & F12 were added on April Fools Day F6F6C6 - Zoned decimal number of the beast FAITH: Where your eyeth, nothe and mouth and located FAITH: standing at the edge and taking one more step FAMOUS, adj. Conspicuously miserable FATAL ERROR! Mac user detected! Entering stupid mode FBI WARNING: It is illegal to copy FBI warnings FBI: Federal BBQ investigators FEAR - Forget everything and run FIDO lie #04 I read all messages in the TAGLINES echo FIDO lie #05 I tried all the recipes in the COOKING echo FIDO lie #06 Real people read and reply to your mail FIDO lie #15 I know the echo rules by heart FIDONet: Tagline Superhighway FILES=0.5 FCBS=Huh? STACK=BLOWN BREAK=GIMMEA FILES=21 BUFFERS=17 4th Quarter, 3rd Down, 6 yds. to go! FILE_ID.DIZ - Not just a good idea, it's the LAW! FOR OFFICE USE ONLY --- DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE --- FOR SALE: 1 set of morals, never used, will sell cheap FOR SALE: Illiterate Hard Drive (can't read or write) FOR SALE: One cloaked Romulan warbird ornament, $50 FOR SALE: Pentium processed Can Opener - $3,000 FOR SALE: VCR. Like New. Never Figured Out FORMAT C: Failed, Transferring Virus to d: ^C^C^C^C FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x] Okay by me FTP? Follow The Preacher...? Fly To Portugal...? Fact: Fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate. Fact: Nothing in Cheetos Cheesepuffs may be found in nature Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe Facts? I should change my mind because you have FACTS?! Failure is evidence that somebody tried to do something Failure: Opportunity to try again, more intelligently Faith will not die while seed catalogues are printed Fame is but for a moment. Obscurity endures forever Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment Famous Last Words: "Backups? My Hard drive won't crash!" Famous Last Words: "That could never happen here." Famous Last Words: "Trust me, you don't need this file." Famous Last Words: "Trust me. I know what I'm doing." Famous Last Words: Hurricanes aren't very dangerous Famous Last Words: Just watch me dive from that bridge." Famous Last Words: What's this red button do? Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it Famous last words: I ain't afraid of no fractals! Famous last words: Seat belts? I don't need to use `em Faster! Faster foolish modem! Fatal Embarrasment Error. Attempt to cover up? (Y/N) Fatal Error #3859746593795 Cannot Generate TagLine Fatal Error 3.14: CPU Bored - computing Pi to last digit Fatal System ERROR - please insert a quarter to fix it Fatal error 2659: INTEL INSIDE Fatal error 6 occurred while trying to report error 6 Faux pas: n. those things at the ends of a cat's legs Fear not, I'm right behind you - using you as a shield Features should be discovered instead of documented! Feminism: The radical notion that women are people too. Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat Feudalism: It's your Count that votes Few children fear water unless soap is added Fido hungry. Fido eat messages. Bad Fido Fido's been bringing me Taglines. Good boy! FidoNet: A tagline-distribution system Fidonet: An unpaved road on the Information Superhighway Field: noun, a forest without the trees Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet File Allocation Table Corrupt. Who CAN you trust? File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Need a drink? File not found. Look behind refrigerator? (Y/n) File not found. Make a wild stab at it (Y/N)? Files: .ARC: What the .ZOO animals travelled in Files: .EXE: Executable, or at least you'd like to kill them Filing cabinet: Place where you lose things systematically Find God? Why? Is She missing? Fine: Tax on doing wrong. Tax: Fine on doing well Fingers: Basic computer Toes: Math coprocessor Fireman: Someone who is told to go to blazes First aid kit - A cat that works for the Red Cross First cross river, *then* insult the alligators First rule of Tinkering: Save all the Parts! First the memory goes, then ... oh, I forget the rest! [End Tags] ... Smart Terminal: The One That Gets You To Buy It. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F 14951 words in this message. --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Crazy Train ][ (1:340/88)