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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00021 Date: 04/14/98
From: HEATHER LENNOX                                        Time: 09:44am
\/To: GREG EASTHOM                                        (Read 1 times)
Subj: Toilet Tags

Hello Cheeky....
 GE> 98% of all constipated people don't give a crap.
Got them copied now... Much thanks. 8-)
Tatty-bye now!
... Sadomasochism means never having to say you're sorry.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00022 Date: 04/14/98
From: HEATHER LENNOX                                        Time: 09:44am
\/To: BARRY BLAES                                         (Read 1 times)
Subj: Toilet Tags

Greetings Earthling
 BB>  I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart. 
Oooohhh... You've got lots of toilet tags. <rubs hands with pleasure>
Much thanks.
Yours sincerely,
... Coffee I need my coffee
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00023 Date: 04/14/98
From: HEATHER LENNOX                                        Time: 09:44am
\/To: PATRICK LONG                                        (Read 1 times)
Subj: Toilet Tags

Greetings Earthling
 PL>  "I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart." 
Nice!  Lots of toilet tags.  Much thanks. 8-)
Yours sincerely,
... I DID IT!  I invented the unadoptable tagline!  Try it.  Won't work.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00024 Date: 04/17/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 09:58pm
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 1 times)
Subj: Taglines

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I can see clearly now, the brain is gone
I can do without the essentials, but I must have my luxuries
I can read your mind..you should be ashamed of yourself!
I called 911 but they kept hanging up!
I can always get by on my good looks and charm - Calvin
I came.  I saw.  I stole your tagline
I can be a great disturbance in the Force
I bought a cordless extension cord... -- Wright
I break for beer
I called information and asked, 'Where are my socks?' - s.w
I brake for brick walls
I came I saw I *S*W*I*P*E*D*!! Thanks, Myra! :-)
I can help you with the big words if you are having trouble - Stoner
I brake for macro nerds
I busted him up - Data
I came to fish, not to row the stupid boat!
I can feel my arteries hardening just being in the same room with it
I can see more than you think with this thing - LaForge
I came, I signed, THEY didn't understand
I came, read, had no idea what was going on, so I posted
I call them 'ears.' - Spock
I came, I saw, I <heh, heh *S*W*I*P*E*D*! Thanks! :-)
I can never find time to procrastinate
I brake for men...and other helpless animals
I can pull a better cartoon out of my a-ha-hi kids! - Krusty
I call it 'Bongo.' - --Salmoneus on Ancient Greek Bingo
I can see by infrared; how I hate the night...--Marvin
I came - I saw - I kicked the b*tch out of bed!
I called their board and cut their lawns.  Modem both ways
I came here to die with you, or live with you. - Josey Wales
I break for giant space hamsters!
I brew the beer I drink!
I can see length! Or width! -- Dr. Erhardt
I bring laughter,I bring music,I bring joy and I bring tears. -Rush
I can no more define poetry than a terrier can define a rat. - A. E. Housman
I came,I searched,I found..... Now I have mislaid it!
I brake for former humans (ok I'm a wimp ;))
I came in as the sun came up
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle i
I can afford to be closed-minded. I'M RIGHT!
I came, I saw, I deleted all your files
I can resist all temptations. I just don't choose to
I can do wonderful things with vegetables. -Neelix
I can accept constructive criticism of you
I called my favorite BBS and all I got was this lousy tag
I brake for animals.  I floor it for Animal Rights Wackos!
I bought some batteries but they weren't included
I call things as I see them and make up what I don't see!
I brake for animals, but I speed up for fundamentalists
I broke a leg one time...  Spilled coffee all over.  Steven Wright
I came. I saw. I stole @TOFIRST@'s tagline
I bought some powdered water, but didn't know what to add?
I came to bury Ceasar, not to praise him
I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included
I came, I came to, I came to believe
I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce
I bought dehydrated water... now I don't know what to add
I came. I saw. I stole @TO's tagline
I can give this kind of abuse at home
I bought powdered water, but I didn't know what to add. - Stephen Wright
I can remember when nostalgia was worthwhile
I brake for the rear end of the car in front of me
I bought a new camouflage shirt and now I can't find it!
I call things as I see them; If I don't see them, I dish out the BS
I can build a cheesecake out of limestone and coffee in 5 minutes
I can quit anytime I want; I just don't want to!
I break for rainbows
I can only please one person per day, and today isn't *your* day!
I came, I saw, she conquered. -- L. Long
I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to
I can dig where you're coming from
I called him Ahab and he called me Starbuck"-Scully on her father 3x22
I came, I saw, I c!)@(#*$&%^ Carrier Lost
I can do the thing they fear most: I'm re-opening the X-files
I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus
I can hear the whips cracking now!
I can see a new expression on my face
I bought instant water but I don't know what to add
I can do without essentials but I must have my luxuries
I came.  I saw.  I stole @FROM@'s taglines
I came to see you off... you certainly are!
I called information and asked, Where are my socks? - Steven Wright
I can see the synapses beginning to fire behind your eyes. -- Londo
I can enjoy flowers quite happily without translating them into Latin. 
(CORNELIA OTIS SKINNER)
I can scream as loud as her, but I can't claim innocence - Tori Amos
I bought a few more though and I will enter some from them as I read
I bought my son a BB gun. He gave me a shirt with a bullseye on it!
I can live for two hours on a good hamburger
I can assure you,in this condition he's no threat to anyone. -Bashir
I can do 2 things at once & I'm not confused
I can beat you up! - Joe Try it! - Maurecia
I can appreciate that ma'am, but I don't work here
I can do it all for you/But I don't want to
I broke my dog from begging for food at the table. I let her taste it
I can almost swear a dog hiked his leg on my family tree
I bought a cordless extension cord...  Steven Wright
I can afford to be accomodating; I just got RIFfed
I can fly, I can fly, I can fly, (splatt)
I can see the captain is going to be difficult. - Spock
I brought a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00025 Date: 04/17/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 09:58pm
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 1 times)
Subj: Taglines

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I can resist everything but temptation
I came..I saw..and wish I never came now!!
I came, I saw, I videotaped it
I can do without guys in their 50's named SKIP, - George Carlin
I can name that file in TWO bytes!
I can hardly wait to see a saxophone player tune the econ
I brake for hallucinations
I can feel a new sensation taking place
I bought a goat to mow my lawn, but she's on a diet!
I can offer you some artificial intelligence - it's really easy!
I can be decisive, I think
I broke a leg one time Spilled coffee all over. -S.W
I can read your mind, and you should be ashamed!
I can resist everything except temptation
I brake for David Poole
I bought a million lottery tickets... won a dollar,  s.w
I call things as I see them. Otherwise, I make them up
I came, I saw, I stole
I can give you a deal on this Gnomish Helm... - The Arcane
I bought this $ computer, & I can't pay my electr@#&% NO CARRIER
I bought a million lottery tickets.  I won a dollar.  Steven Wright
I brake for former humans! (I'm a wimp ok!)
I can give this kind of abuse at home...thankfully!
I bought a portable cable TV.  Steven Wright
I bought you some gift-wrapping paper for a gift
I bring you--the Dragonlance! - Theros Ironfeld
I call things as I see them; If I didn't, I make t
I can construct a universe within the skull to rival the real
I can remember when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money
I came, I saw, I had no idea what was going on so I left
I bow before a hidden throne I never will perceive
I bought this tagline from HONEST JOE'S USED TAGLINES
I can feel when she kisses me sleeping
I built this cruise missile to stop those kids from playing ZZ Top
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diploma for my mother
I can play once again in the peaceful sky. - Lakitu
I came. I saw. I stole Brian Watts's taglines
I can relate to a VP that can't spelle
I bought a love machine, but it's out of ardor
I can read your thoughts: You're thinking I can't!
I call my car Congress because it can't pass anything
I can hardly wait for immortality to come back in style
I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!
I brake for small animals, identify 'em, then run 'em down
I can resist anything but temptation
I bought a portable cable TV
I came not to destroy the Law or the Prophets, but to fulfill. Mt 5:17
I brew the beer that I drink
I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place
I bought powdered water, now I don't know what to add
I came to MIT to get an education for myself and a diplom
I called information and asked where my socks are
I call things as I see them. If I don't see them I make it up!
I brush after every meal. - Mulder
I call things as I see them, If I don't see them, I'll make them up!
I can interest you in lies, sell your soul for all it buys!
I brake for Pain Elementals
I brake for SYSOPS (when they're under my car's wheels)
I can make it stop! I created it! Daystrom
I can not become nervous -- Data
I can feel it. My mind. It's going. I can feel it
I came. I saw. I charged it
I can assure you that size will not be a problem
I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more
I can hardly wait to see a sax player tune the economy
I brake for programmers, but not to hard
I call heaven and earth to witness against you this day
I can go from zero to b*tch in 2.1 seconds!
I broke my Window and saw OS/2
I came from Planet Claire - Tom
I can feel you when the wind blows right through my heart
I can hear the sound of Luck being Pushed
I came, I saw, I Oh, screw it
I came by myself. But you can say I came from the future
I can burn my bridges, because I never retreat
I can do it, Captain, but it's gonna take some time. --LaForge
I came, I saw, I lied - Julius Clinton, Act I Scene I
I bought a package of "Chicken Pieces". All beaks and talons!
I can resist anything...except @TOFIRST@!
I can quit anytime.  I've done it 100 times
I bought some taglines, but they weren't included
I can only do so much! This universe is SO DAMNED LIMITED!!!
I can resist anything...except @FN@!
I came. I saw. I stole Lee's tagline
I can see it killing away all my bad parts - NIN
I came for a week and got stuck for 15 years
I came all the way to Korea to see this picture. - Hawkeye
I built my own 386!  See where I nailed it together?
I can DO IT. I've done it before. - Mielikki
I brake for Unicorns
I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and
I came. I saw. I went back inside
I broke the balls, then I scratched. - Quickling
I can never find the time to procrastinate
I came, I spoke, I made no sense, even to myself
I bring truth and understanding,I bring wit and wisdom fair. -Rush
I came, I saw, she conquered
I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it
I call my computer "Hole in the Desk"
I can see through your clothes -Crow on thick glasses
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F5G00026 Date: 04/17/98
From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY                                      Time: 09:59pm
\/To: ALL                                                 (Read 1 times)
Subj: Taglines