--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00018 Date: 04/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:31am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Tim of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be poked I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will I am Rush of Borg. I will TELL you how to be assimilated! I am Speedy Gonzales of Borg: Prepare to be accelerated! I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you will b I am Trojan of Borg: McAffee is irrelevant I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is: It's good to be assimilated! I am Scully of Borg; can you *prove* the assimilation? I am The Cat Who Walks by Himself, and all places are alike to me I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Resistance is rackafrackin FUTILE, pardner! I am Taz of Borg! RRHHRR UURRRGGHH PPPHHZZZT! I am Virus of borg. Your computer will be assimulated I am Scar of Borg; Pride Rock will be assimilated I am Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too? Please!? Please!? I am Stephen King of Borg, You will be assimilated in a horrific way I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. Democrats will be assimilated I am The Doctor, whether you like it or not. - Sixth Doctor I am Rush of Borg, Liberals are irrelevant I am Sysop of Borg. Configuration is irrelevant I am Thorin son of Thrain son of Thror King Under the Mountain! I am Schultz of Borg. I assimilate nawwthing... nawwwwwthhh-thiiing! I am Torgo of Borg. I'll assimilate you while the Master's away I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before assimilation? I am _not_ submissive! Am I? - Dax 2 I am Sajack of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_ILE I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be... or not to be... that is I am Tipper of Borg, You will be [censored]imilated! I am THE King! I am Bowser. - Bowser I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or prepare not to be I am Timon of Borg; Hakuna Matata is irrevelant I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relevant I am Swaggart of Borg. You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated. HALLELUJAH!!! I am Toaster of Borg: Care for some toast before you're assimilated I am Yosemite of Borg: When Ah say assimilate, Ah's mean ASSIMILATE! I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you I am TLX 3.0 of Borg, Your taglines will be assimilated I am Ted Turner of Borg, You will be colorized! I am Ryan of Borg, I can't assimilate all these taglines!!! I am Sagan of Borg, We've assimilated BILLions and BILLions I am Tron of Borg, Prepare to be de-rezzed! I am Tim the Borg-man Taylor. We need... MORE ASSIMILATION. ARG ARG I am Woody of Borg: You will be assimilated. Hahaha Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaaa I am Wowbagger of Borg, The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat! I am Vampire Bats of Borg: Squeek! Squeek! (flap flap) nibble nibble I am Smiley Face of Borg, Nice days are irrelevant I am Yakko of the Borg, today's moral is irrelevant! I am Sajak of Borg. RES_T_NCE _S F_T_LE I am Rush Limbaugh of Borg. That's a scary thought, eh? I am Toaster of Borg: you like some toast before you're assimilated? I am TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCII-mulated! I am Ross Perot of Borg: Assimilation? Well here's the deal I am Tandy of Borg, You will be assimilated Realistically I am Scorpion of Borg. Death is irrelevant I am Troi of Borg..hey! Quit staring at my chest! I am Sam of Borg. The past is irrelevent, going home is futile I am Scoty o' Borg: Changing the laws of Physics is futile I am Scully of Borg, but I STILL don't believe in Aliens I am Taz of Borg: RGGL FXZZ PTTHT! I am Tagline of Borg. Go ahead! Assimilate me! I am Shakespeare of Borg; prepare to be or not to be I am Smorgas of Borg. Prepare to be marinaded I am Sally Jessie Raphael: How to assimilate, ten easy ways, next I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated...er I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling I am That, you are That, all this is That I am Trojan of Borg. Have no fear, we engage in 'Safe-Assimilation!' I am Trebek of Borg. For $200, The category is irrelevant I am Thylvessster of Borg. Prepare to be athim--athim--athimmilated! I am Trellane of Borg. NO! I don't wanna stop assimilating, I don't! I am Ryu of Borg: The pronunciation of my name is irrelevant I am Wimpy of Borg. I will gladly assimilate you Tuesday for a hamburger today I am Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated I am Victor of Borge. Prepare three be assimilnined I am Shirley McLain of Borg. I was futile the last time too I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up I am Tom of Borg. Harry, let's go assimilate those twins! I am Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimulation gives you more power! Arrgh! I am Wakko of Borg - Are you gonna assimilate that? I am Vader of Borg. The Force will be assimilated I am T-Rex of Borg. Irrelevant Barney has been-- assimilated I am Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. It is your Destiny I am Spock of Borg - Fascinating I am Superman of Borg: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's irrelevant! I am Sajak of Borg ... R_SIST_NC_ IS FUTIL_ I am Saddam of Borg. This is the mother of all assimilations! I am Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated I am Spike Lee of Borg: If I can't assimilate you, you're I am Virtual Reality from Borg, prepare to be asimulated I am Zangief of Borg. Fireballs are irrelevant I am Smorgas-Borg: Starving is futile I am Terminator of Borg. Hasta Lassimilation, Baby! I am Rush of LimBORG: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant I am Troi of Borg. All your dark milk chocolate will be assimilated I am Winters of Borg: Prepare your mind to be assimilated I am Yakko of Borg. You will be annoyed, then assimilated I am Victor of Borge, I assimilate pianos I am Seinfeld of borg. Whats the deal with resistance? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00019 Date: 04/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:34am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Smokey the Borg. Only YOU can be assimilated I am Rush of Borg. Assimilation on loan from God I am Vader of the Borg... I have assimilated THEM!! I am Sgt Schultz of Borg. I azzimilate nutzing! I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is irrelevant! I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilation is what Tiggers do best! I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah says assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE! I am Tweety of Borg. I tawt I attimilated a Puddy Tat! I am Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of toast I am Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant I am Vader of Borg, Your assimilation lies with me, Luke! I am Shakespeare of Borg: English is irrelevant I am Swedish Chef of Borg: Assimilate de chicken I am Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me I am Scorpion of Borg. Death is irrelevent I am Tate of Borg. You will be assim... Ooooh! PORTS! I am Telek Ramor I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is I am Victor of Borge. Resistance is futile-ppphhht I am Scorpion of Borg. Resistence is futile. Prepare to be incinerated I am Santa of Borg: You will be assimilated. HO! HO! HO! I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimulated I am William T Riker, Captain Of The USS Lolipop I am Shakespeare of Borg. Thou shalt be assimilated I am Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to be assimilated, neighbor I am a Bodine Fan. - Ken Slater I am Sally Jessie Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways I am Windows 95 of Borg: You will be slowed down I am Texan of Borg, y'all's Fixin' to be 'simmilated! I am a Conservative - Hillary Rodham Clinton I am Wakko of Borg. Wanna see me make bubbles with my spit? I am Sharon Stone of Borg, Clothing is irrelevant! I am ________ of Borg, and you are ___________ I am Solo of Borg, and I've got a bad feeling about this I am Seigler of Borg: You'll be assimilated, resistance is off topic I am a Baudaholic I am Rush of Borg, Prepare to have meaning attached I am Rush of Borg, Responsibility and Tact are Irrelevant I am Yakko of Borg - You will be assim...HELLO, NURSE! I am Taz of Borg. RRHHRRR UUURRRGGHHH PPHHHZZZTTT!!!!! I am Sammy of Borg: Damage is futile. You will be healed I am Taco of Borg: Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant I am Rowen & Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant I am Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated I am Scooby Doo of Borg- Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy! I am Smorgas of Borg. You will be marinated I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat! I am Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life? I am Sailor Terra. I'll punish you, as soon as I find out who I am I am Ziggy of Borg. There is a 98% chance you will be assimilated I am WHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharoah is irrelevant I am Shakespeare of Borg, Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated I am Stacy Haiduk.....look into my eyes... (.) (.) I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOOEEEEOOOOOOO! I am Sheridan of Borg, comparisons are really stupid! I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? I don't think so.. I am Stoned of Borg! Resistance is like, like, I ferget I am Wayne Campbell of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated... NOT I am Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid, you're gonna be assimilated I am WonderBread, the Anti-Crust. Bow down and worship me I am Senile of Borg, Prepare to be... What was I talking about? I am Sinatrus ** the Chairman of the Borg I am Zimmerman of Borg. Turn me off after assimilation I am Shaggy of Borg, You shall be groovy I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore I am Tyrannosaurus rex of Borg, Barney is irrelevant I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilated you will be! Mm? I am Tick of Borg. Resistance is... Oooh! Shiny things! I am White Knight of Borg: Black spells are futile I am Spock, a dealer in Kevas and Trillium I am Tim Allen of Borg. Prepare to be Re-wired I am a Borg-again Christian. Resistance to our evangelism is futile I am Teacher of Borg. Questions are irrelevant I am Skywalker of Borg, So, Ben, what do I do now ? I am SpikeLee of Borg. If'n I can't assimilate you, you is a racist I am Sybil of Borg. I will assimilate myself I am Spock of Borg. Logic appears to dictate that I assimilate you I am Thomas of Borg, and you are irrelevant I am TIM the Enchanter, but you can call me Tim. - Monty Python I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilating frequencies open, sir I am Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look like one I am Zaphod of Borg. Now, where's the coolest place to be assimilated I am Sub-Zero of Borg. Body heat is irrelevent. Prepare to be frozen I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate! I am Yoda of Borg. Achillummilated you will be, yes! Boum! I am Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don't like me! I am Tweety of Borg. Puddy Tat's are iwelevent I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is ir I am Trudeau of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This! I am Rowen and Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant I am Sledge Hammer of Borg. Trust me, I know what I'm assimilating I am Sir Fool of It! I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do I am Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland I am Sailor Ryoga... If I can find you, I'll punish you! I am Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you I am SUNDER! I am here to hurt you! -- Sunder I am Vinnie Borgarino: Assimilate this, sucker! I am Ryouga of Borg, When I find you, I'll assimilate you! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00020 Date: 04/13/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:34am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Skase of Borg. Extradition is futile I am SYSOP of Borg.Fill in questionnaire for assimilation I am T-Rex of Borg. Barney will be ---CHOMP--- assimilated! I am Wakko of Borg. You will be.... OOOH, cheese puffs! I am Tigger of Borg! HooHooHoo...Assimilatin's what Tiggers do best! I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed I am Vader of Borg. Luke, come to the dark side of assimilation I am Wayne of Borg, You will be assimilated. NOT! I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy! I am Schwarzenegger of Borg, Prepare to stay here. I'll be back I am ____ of Borg. Prepare to be __! I am Vader of Borg. Luke -ssss- you will be assimilated I am Sajak of Borg, RES_STA_CE _S F_T_LE I am Trellane of Borg, I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna I am Tosk. - Tosk I am sure you are. - Odo I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling I am Trojan of Borg: McAfee is irrelevant I am WilfordBrimley of Borg. Assimilation is the right thing to do I am Shang Tsung of Borg. My age is irrelevent I am Starchild, Up with the Crow and Down with the Wolves I am Sonya of Borg. Female is irrelevent. Prepare to be assimilated I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. Will you assimilate green eggs and ham? I am Sailor Locke. Call me a treasure hunter, or I'll punish you!! I am Stephen King of Borg. You will be assimilated into my next novel I am Wakko of the Borg. You will be....OOOH Food!! I am Victor of Borg(e)... Prepare to hear funny music I am SYSOP of Borg. Fill in questionaire for assimilation I am Salemi of Borg, You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic I am Spockutis of Borg, Resistance is illogical I am Swaggart of Borg. You SHAY-ULL be as-SIM-ilated !! I am Superman of Borg. Kryptonite is irrelevan... oh shit! ARRGGHH! I am Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo.. I am Svedish Chef of Burg. Prepaur to bey Assimilatedy.."borg borg bor I am Winn of Borg, It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated I am Wakko of Borg, your food will be assimilated!! I am Thylvessster of Borg; Prepare to be athimmilated I am a Borg, hear me crunch. I am a giant froggie's lunch. Python I am Terminator of Borg: Termination is NOT Irrelevant I am Yoda of borg. Assimilated, you will be, Hmm? I am Sonic of Borg, speed is irrelevant! I am Slappy of Borg. Ahh, button yer yap! You will be assimilated! I am Unix of Borg. Your compatibility will be assimilated I am Spock of Borg. Resistance is illogical I am Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before you're assimilate I am Taco of Borg: Running is futile-Border is irrelevant I am Sisko of Borg: acting is irrelevant I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arimorated, Raggy!! I am Tagline of Borg. Your message will be assimilated I am Shakespear of the Borg, thou wilt all be assimilateth I am Windows 3.1 of Borg: Faster computers are irrelevant I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please? I am Wesley of Borg and even THEY don't like me I am Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Emperor has foreseen it I am T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated I am a Catholic computer. If I crash, please call a priest I am Vizzini of Borg: Resistance?! Inconceivable! I am Stripper of Borg. Clothing is Irrelevant! I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimalation, it's the right thing to do I am Troi of Borg. Answer me... how does assimilation make you feel? I am Scrooge of Borg - Christmas is Irrelevant! I am Stern of Borg. Babes will be inseminated--no, assimilated--uh I am Uhura of Borg: Assimalation frequencies open, sir I am Vader of Borg. Trust me, Luke, your assimlation lies within me! I am Wakko of Borg. Resistance is fut.....OOOH!! Look at all that food!! I am Rubik of Borg. So, you like my ship design? I am Sajak of Borg: RES_ST_NCE _S F_T_LE I am Shakespear of Borg preppare to be or not to be! I am Victor of Borge. Prepare to be assimil-nined I am Rush of LimBORG. All other opinions are irrelevant I am Tarzan of Borg. You will be AAAEEEOOOEEEEOOOOO! I am Sajak of Borg: RES_S_ANC_ _S F_U__LE! I am Wakko of Borg. After my Potty Emergency, you will be assimilated!! I am SOOOOO Heterosexual! - Tom as geeky guy I am Zsa-Zsa Gaborg. You will be assimilated dahling I am Swan of Borg, You shall be disassembled I am SmokeyBear of Borg. Only YOU can prevent needless assimilation! I am Tigger of Borg. Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best! I am Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde I am Veg-O-Matic-O-Borg. You shall be sliced and diced I am Stimpy of Borg, Your Powdered Toast will be assimilated I am Rozencrantz of Borg: Guildenstern is irrelevant I am Victor of Borge. Prepare to be entertained I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah say assimiliate, Ah mean I am Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth I am THAT kinda girl! I am Sajak of Borg. R__I_T_NC_ I_ FU_IL_ I am Sela of Borg: Res- (Enterprise self-destructs) I am Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation I am Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it! I am a .signature, and I want to be your friend I am Smokey The Borg. Only YOU can prevent futility I am Worf of Borg. Resistance is *without* honor I am Sisko of Borg, Now I have an excuse for no emotions I am Slappy of Borg. Shut up already, or be assimilated!! I am Tagline of Borg. You will be appended! I am Santini, the Great Santini I am Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad I am Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toast [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)