--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00001 Date: 04/11/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 03:09pm \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Toilet Tags **File D:\SX\TAGLINES.TAG  I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.  'Intel inside' stickers look best on toilet lids. ...tentacles are taking over the world and now the toilet's backed up! ...to boldly go where no man has gone before - the ladies' toilet. 100 yards to the Toilet: Willie Maket. 12 steps? There are 12 steps between my computer and the toilet. 3 Things I can't stand: wet toilet paper, cold coffee and. 4 Billion for a space toilet? Gimme two. 4 Billion for a space toilet? Yeh what the heck. --BUSH. :-{~ Submitter has read too many of the toilet paper articles. <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS! A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. A cat NEVER leaves the toilet seat up! A crappie is -not- a sunfish found in a toilet. A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet. --Dobbs. A cucumber will never flush the toilet when you are in the shower... A cucumber will never leave the toilet seat up... All right, who left the plunger in the toilet?! All right. Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank? All the toilets in Canada flush into Ohio. Alright Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank? Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet? Alright... Who glued that blond wig to the toilet tank? Alright... Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank? Always check for toilet paper *before* sitting down. Always save money enough for one phone call and one use of a pay toilet. Always save money for one phone call and one use of a pay toilet. America is NOT the only Country with flush-toilets. America Online CDs: Put in toilet tank to conserve water. And over 'ere, the Queen's toilet--oops! Sorry, yer grace. And this is a toilet seat, Tom went on. And, they taste like the toilet seats too! Annoy your roommate, Always flush the toilet three times. Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. --Flucard's. As funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward. As funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward. As funny as an unflushed toilet. As funny as...a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward. As funny as...an un flushed toilet. Assembler Command: PTP: Produce Toilet Paper. Australian toilet: B'day Mate. Be Environmentally friendly - use RECYCLED toilet paper. Being mistaken for a toilet isn't that bad. Cleaning up afterwards is. Bet you know which leaves make the best toilet paper. Bidets are near toilets. Sinks are not. --Women like bidets #9. Bidets are near toilets. Sinks are not. -Women like bidets #9 -JCF. Big decision! How much toilet paper to pull off the roll. Birch John Society: Preservation of wooden toilet seats. Book Title: 100 yards to the Toilet: Willie Maket. Bother said Pooh as he fell into the toilet. Bother! said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. Bother, said Pooh as he fell into the toilet. Bother, said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet. Bother, said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. Bother, said Pooh, as the Texan flushed the toilet. Bother, said Pooh, helplessly as the last PROZAC fell in the toilet. Bother, said Pooh, using half the roll of toilet paper. Bubble ,bubble. Oh Bother, said Pooh, Toilet trouble again! Bubble, bubble, toilet trouble.. But have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat? But then again, I LIKE cold toilet seats! Capt. Kirk and Toilet paper...both keep Klingons off Uranus. Cat just learned to flush the toilet...seen my smart cat lately? Cat toys: Dental floss/plants/Kleenex/Toilet paper is not food. Change the subject? I thought it was toilet trained! Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down. Cherchez la facility: Look for the toilet. Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs, and trips to DMV. Complaints from the crew Captain, there's only one toilet aboard Confucius say - Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT Confucius say, He who stand on toilet high on pot. Confucius Say, Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot. Confucius say.. Man who stand on toilet is High on Pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet rim get pissed off. CONFUCIUS SAY: Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who eat too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: He who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say: He who stand on toilet, high on pot. Confucius say: He who stands on toilet is high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot, and he who sniffs Coke drowns. Confucius say: He who stands on toilet seat is high on pot; Confucius say: He you stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius Say: House without toilet is uncanny. Confucius say: Man standing on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shi++y time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who paint toilet not necessarily shit house painter! CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who stand on toilet high on pot! Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, get high on pot! Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, high on pot! Confucius say: Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. CONFUCIUS SAY: Small fly on top of big toilet, high on pot! CONFUCIUS SAY: Stand on toilet, get high on pot. Confucius say:He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say:Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. Confucius Say; House without toilet is uncanny. Confucius Say; Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Confucius Say; Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Confucius Say; Man who paints on toilet door is a shit house painter. Confucius Say; Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Confucius says: He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius Says: House without toilet is uncanny. Confucius Says: Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. Confucius says: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Confucius says: Man who paints on toilet door is a shit house painter. Confucius Says: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot! Congratulations @TOFIRST@, you just staked out a roll of toilet paper. Conserve toilet paper, use both sides! Course017 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down. Courses for Men 017 : How to Put the Toilet Seat Down. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00002 Date: 04/11/98 From: MODERATOR Time: 04:06pm \/To: LIZ A. FOSTER (Read 1 times) Subj: hey Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw Liz A. Foster post this... LAF> From the main menu, press "A" then "G" then enter 6 times. Hmmmm. Try posting this in the local area of the bbs. This doesn't look like a tagline to me... Barry Blaes, Moderator Taglines, on Sat 11 Apr 1998, at 16:06:07. Netmail 1:2630/140. Internet Btblaes@bigfoot.com, or Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Get Pgp Public Key at http://www.erols.com/btblaes ... ...and then the fun began! --N. Bonaparte. *** Tag-O-Matic V.13F (319134 Taglines) Owned and operated by Barry Blaes. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00003 Date: 04/11/98 From: GREG EASTHOM Time: 03:00am \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Toilet Tags HL>I know! I suffer from toilet humour. But I would like some toilet tags HL>because I'm funny that way. Can anyone help? HL> 8-) 98% of all constipated people don't give a crap. Bart's Blackboard - "I will not charge admission to the bathroom" Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Do gay bars REALLY need two bathrooms? Fly who sit on toilet seat get pissed off. House without toilet is uncanny. I multitask... I read in the bathroom! if (output == CRAP) eat_words(); Man piss in wind, wind piss back. Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time. Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Man who paint toilet not necessarily shithouse painter! Man who stand on toilet high on pot! Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat... Save on toilet paper...use both sides! Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!? Alright, who jammed the Toilet with thier PowerDump?! Yo' mama's so stupid, she took toilet paper to a craps game. * SLMR 2.1a * --- Maximus 3.01 * Origin: The BandMaster, Vancouver, B.C., Canada (1:153/7715) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00004 Date: 04/12/98 From: PATRICK LONG Time: 08:39am \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 1 times) Subj: Toilet Tags HL-=>I know! I suffer from toilet humour. But I would like some toilet tags -=>because I'm funny that way. Can anyone help? Let's see what a search pulls out:  "I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart."  "Bother," said Pooh, as he fell into the toilet. "I fixed the toilet," announced Tom, flushed with success. "I'm going off to stuff loads of paper down the toilet!" "Making movies is better than cleaning toilets." Klaus Kinski "Pay Toilets" - by Johnny Cash "Potty emergency! I have a POTTY EMERGENCY!" - Wakko Warner "Sir, Deck Fourteen reports that the toilet's blocked." "T.S. Eliot: the best-known anagram of `toilets.'" - Clive Anderson 12 steps? There are 12 steps between my computer and the toilet. 3 Things I can't stand Wet toilet paper, cold coffee and 30% of Americans refuse to sit on a public toilet seat. 54.2% of Americans always wash our hands after using the toilet. A 300 baud modem? Save water by putting it in the toilet tank! Alright, who left the plunger in the toilet? Always save money enough for one phone call and one use of a pay toilet. Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. Bet you know which leaves make the best toilet paper. Birch John Society: Preservation of wooden toilet seats. Born again? Have you been potty trained again? BUCULETS: [n] The bumper guards on the underside of a toilet seats. But then again, I like cold toilet seats. Change the subject? I thought it was toilet trained! Check for toilet paper *before* sitting down. Cherchez la facility: Look for the toilet. Chocolate -vs- Men: Chocolate never fogets to flush the toilet. Confucius say, "House without toilet is uncanny." Confucius say, "Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time." Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons." Confucius say, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!" Constipation: 2) Teeth Marks On The Toilet Seat. Crappie: Not a sunfish found in a toilet. Cucumbers -vs- Men A cucumber never forgets to flush the toilet. Cult that specializes in certain male toiletries: Mennenites Feeling grumpy? Jam the pay toilet door. Feeling grumpy? Use all the toilet paper. Happiness is finding a clean public toilet! Have you ever seen a toilet bowl? HEAD CRASH: A collision with a Port-A-Potty Headline: Flaming Toilet Seat Causes Evacuation At High School Headline: Toilet-Seat Firms Sit Down And Talk Help! My toilet roll has no instructions... Hemoplugs: Small pieces of toilet paper applied to shaving wounds. Hint for Mom: Potty training builds character (yours). Hitler's Mistake Spent too much on screwdrivers and toilet seats How to clear out a Men's Toilet? Say: "Niiice Dick!" Hypotenuse: An aircraft toilet in use during flight. I feel so strongly about toilet graffiti, I signed a partition. I'm busier than a toilet in Grand Central Station. If you think toilet water is exactly that, you may be a Redneck. If you've ever stolen toilet paper, you may be a Redneck. If you've never heard a toilet flush, you may be a Redneck. If your toilet paper has page numbers on it, you may be a Redneck. JITTERBUG: A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet. Leak proof seals - will. Quiet toilets - aren't. Leave the toilet seat in the down position. Life is like toilet paper; we panic as the end approaches Men look before using the toilet. Women find this illogical. Men's advantage You never have to clean the toilet. Modern Latin - CARPE DIARRHEAM [Seize the toilet paper] My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart cat lately? Niwagra: The motion that causes a guy to miss the toilet. Notice: Pilots must not be seen together in the toilets during flights. Overflow error in TOILET.COM Palindrome - Was it Eliot's toilet I saw? Pootooter: An empty toilet paper roll. Potty Mouth! Potty Mouth! Precinct toilet stolen. Police have nothing to go on. Run for the toilet, Taco Bell's done it again. Save water. Don't flush the toilet. Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering. Seminar for Men How to Put the Toilet Seat Down Seminar for Men The Toilet Seat Goes up AND down. Seminar for Women Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges. Step closer! You are not holding a winchester! (toilet writing) The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. They've gone potty in here! Thronie: Jiggle you give a toilet handle to make it stop. Training a young child is simply a matter of pot luck. Uncanny: Without toilets. USEFUL OUTBUILDINGS - No inside toilet. Useless Invention: Braille toilet paper. Useless Invention: Cast iron toilet paper (durable) Useless Invention: Furry Toiletpaper Useless Invention: Waterproof Toilet Paper Was Beethoven's 1st movement done in the toilet or privy? Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally. Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up? Why do women's bathrooms have hinged toilet seats? Why does he always have to not understand the "toilet-seat thing"? Women's Revenge: Toilet covers that make you hold the seat up. ... "I am not devoid of humour." - Brain --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 10 * Origin: Selective Source Virginia Beach, VA (757)471-6776 (1:275/102) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00005 Date: 04/12/98 From: LIZ A. FOSTER Time: 12:47pm \/To: MODERATOR (Read 1 times) Subj: hey ummm... woops... :) sorry... --- PCBoard (R) v15.23/M 5 * Origin: *Beggar's Forum IV - OKC's Finest* (1:147/58) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00006 Date: 04/11/98 From: SCOTT ROBERTS Time: 10:38am \/To: JOHN ALDRICH (Read 1 times) Subj: Tagline adoption JA> Hello Scott! JA> Tuesday April 07 1998 21:11, Scott Roberts wrote to john aldrich: JA> SR> use BlueWave Adopts a Tagline When You Push ALT A ( Alt Adopt ) JA> Thank you but I"m using a SYSOP off-line reader. :) I'd rather not JA> have to do a "local download" of a BW packet, just to read mail. JA> :) John Yeah I Do That Too But Local Download Is Better Scott Roberts ... Press now to access the pirate software. My Little Tagline Ver 92 --- FMail/386 1.22 * Origin: Players BBS, For Gamers Only, 64-(03)-352-6045 (3:770/320.2) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F5G00007 Date: 04/12/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:12am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Monty Hall of Borg, You can be assimilated, OR take Door #1 I am Quayle of Borg, Speling is Irevelant I am Q of Borg. You are not worthy of assimilation I am Pooh of Borg. Bothering is irrelavent I am Ren of Borg. Resistance is futile, you sack of protoplasm! I am NSA of Borg. Your public key will be assimilated I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimiligrated I am MrT of Borg, and ah pity da poorfool who don't get assimilated! I am Piglet of Borg. But Pooh, I want to be assimilated! I am Mork of Borg: Orson is irrelevant. Na-noo na-noo! I am Norm of Borg, and I want to assimilate that beer! I am NOT in denial! I am NOT anti-social. I'm socio-phobic, thank you! I am Popeye of Borg: "You shall be what I yam." I am Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation over Troubled Waters I am Perot of Borg. Here's the deal. First, you'll be assimilated I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be as I am NOT on drugs, said Tom in a high falsetto I am Rich Guy of Borg. Your Grey Poupon will be assimilated I am Professor John Frink of Borg. With my new death ray, I can assimilate almost everything! I am NOT a compleat idiot... several parts are missing I am Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant I am Ren of Borg, prepare to be assEEEmilated, man! I am NT the Borg Your hard disk will be Assimilated! I am Perot of Borg. We should assimilate for the children I am McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated I am Porky Pig of Borg. You will be abbadi abbadi abbadi assimilated! I am Perot of Borg. Your Money Will Be Assimilated! I am Q of Borg. You REALLY don't stand a chance! I am NOT illiterate. I know who my parents are I am Ronald Regan of Borg You will ... you ... What was I saying? I am Reno of Borg - Prepare to be incinerated I am Pee Wee of Borg. Wanna watch me assimilate myself? I am Marvin Zinder of Borg - Slime is Irrelevent! I am Riker of Borg: Prepare to be leaned on I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numskull! I am Moe of Borg. That assimilation ain't free you know I am Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song I am Popeye of Borg: You will be askimilated I am Michael of Borg, Prepare to be moderated I am Mr Burns of Borg. Smithers, assimilate them all! I am NOT schizo! Yes I amNo I'm notYES I am!Uh Uh I am Pentium of Borg. Resistance is Intel. You will be Approximated I am Neelix of Borg. Your bathtubs will be assimilated I am Paul Simon of Borg: I'm feeling, Assimilation Bound I am Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move IT! I am Pooh of Borg. All bother is futile, hunny will be assimilated I am Pike of Borg, Beep beep I am Paul Simon of Borg: Are you going, to Assimilation Fair? I am Roadrunner of Borg. You will beep-beep assimilated I am P-Porky of B-Borg... prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed I am Neils Borg. Fission is irrelevant I am Mork of Borg...Prepare to be Nanoo'ed I am Norm of Borg. Bar tabs are futile, beer will be assimilated I am Quayle of Borg...resistance is fewtile I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated! I am Rita of Borg. You will tolerate my singing, or be assimilated I am Picard of Borg. Tucking your shirt in is futile I am NOT a computer nerd! I am a techno-weenie I am R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh I am Number Five of Borg, Prepare to be disassembled! I am Mindy of Borg. OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye! I am Paklids of Borg: We assimilate things I am Reptile of Borg. You will become one with the floor I am NOT a merry man! -- Lt. Worf . . . Robin Hood episode I am Riker of Borg. Resistance is futile. My quarters a I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up I am Minmei of Borg. Talent is irrelevent I am Monty Hall of Borg. You will choose a door I am Riker of Borg. Prepare to be stared at intensely I am Marvin Zindler of Borg. Health inspections are irrelevant. () I am NOT a complete slut! I'm just 'user friendly' I am Monty of Borg: Perpare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD! I am Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain! I am Quayle of Bork. Speling is irelevante I am NOT A NUMBER! I AM A TEXT STRING! I am Pentium of Borgyou will be Approximated I am Montana Max of Borg: Prepare your money to be assimilated I am Robertson of Borg. The truth is irrelevant I am Newt of Borg: children are irrelevant I am McCoy of Borg. Dammit Locutus! I'm an assimilator,not a doctor! I am Robocop of Borg. Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts I am Popeye of Borg. Spinach is Irrelevant I am OLX of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated I am P...P...Porky from B...B...B...Borg. P...P...Prepare t...t I am Moe of Borg. See that? Resistance is futile I am Paul Simon of Borg: Listen, to the sounds, of assimilation I am Quayle of Borg.Your potatoes will be assimilated I am Mulder of Borg, believing is irrelevant I am P-P-Porky of B-B-Borg. Prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed I am McBorg...Would you like fries with your assimilation? I am NOT a homonecrophiliac, said Tom in dead earnest I am Oprah of Borg...Why did you assimilate your husband? I am McCoy of Bo...Darn it! I'm a doctor, not a collective! I am Marvin of Borg. Guess what kind of weapons we have. Go on, guess I am Paul Simon of Borg: There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover I am Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say "assimilation"? I am Ray Brown of Borg. You will be assimilated. Filk is off-topic I am Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated? 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