--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4G00002 Date: 04/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:45am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am HOMER of BORG. Prepare to be - OOOOOOh, donuts! I am Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE! I am Ginsu of Borg. You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all! I am Johnstone of Borg, You shall be netmailed I am Kube of Borg. You will be AGGHHH! No ulcers allowe I am Imelda Marcos of Borg. Prepare your shoes for assimilation I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts! I am Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate I am Koresh of Borg. Resistance is fusil I am Madonna of Borg, Gender is irrelevant. Resistance turns me on I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Doughnuts! I am Kira of Borg. That's a scary thought!! I am Homer of Borg and you will be assim... OOOO! Doughnuts! I am Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant I am Kryton of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate a human I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant I am Janeway of Borg. You will call me "Ma'am." I am Homer, of Borg....prepare to be assim......OOOOHH....DOONOUGHTS! I am Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated I am Julian of Borg: I can't get no assimilation, either I am Macintosh of Borg, It takes a while to assimilate I am Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be...OHHHH, donuts I am Joshua of Borg. You will be assi... Whoa! STARDOCK! I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He I am Homer of Borg. ... OOOH DONUTS. You will be assimilated I am Lancelot of Borg, Resistance is feudal I am Jehovah of Borg. I will witness assimilation! I am Hugh of Borg. Geordi is our friend. We want Troi I am Leona of Borg: Only the little people get assimilated I am Julian of Borg - But Jadzia why _can't_ I assimilate you? I am Gardener of Borg. Resistance is fertile I am Jax of Borg. Your opinions are irrelevant! I am Gumby of Borg, dammit! I am Julius of Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated I am Limbaugh of Borg, I have assimilated the future. It is GONE! I am Garfield of Borg. Got any lasagna I can assimilate? I am Locutus... of Borg - Picard/Locutus I am Julius Borg: We Came, We Scanned, We assimilated I am Hooker of Borg. Resistance is Futile, You will be Fk I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ... ooohhh DOOONUTS! I am Homer, of Borgprepare to be assim..OOOOHH I am IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen I am Kevorkian of Borg. Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant I am Lister of Borg. Your Vindaloo will be assimilated I am Macintosh of Borg, Compatibility is Futile! I am Garfield of Borg: Lasagna will be assimilated I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated I am Gardner of Borg. You are an Initiate. Prepare to be purified I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim---oooooo Doughnuts! I am HennyYoungman of Borg, And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!' I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts! I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimi...oooh, a donut! I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated I am Macintosh of Borg : Click the Cube icon to begin assimilation I am Janeway of Borg, I will assimilate with the *deadliest* of force! I am Janeway of Borg. We will assimilate you with the deadliest force I am LARRY of BORG. And this is my brother Darryl and my I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assim...OHH! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg. You will be assimiooooOOoooooOOOOO! Donuts! I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated I am Jeff ... And I will help you I am Homer of Borg. You won't be assimiliated. DOH! I am Homer of Borg: Resistance -- mmmm, donuts! I am Lecter of Borg. You have been assimilated. ! I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH! I am Maggie Simpson of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.ooooh donut I am Jim Bakker of Borg. Jessica Hahn is irrelevant I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Resistance is frugal! I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be ass-immolated I am Limbaugh of Borg. All democrats will be assimalated I am Hamlet of Borg. You will be.. or not to be I am MORE than clever. - Richard Heppell I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea ! I am Luwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil oohhh a man! I am Lucy of Borg. You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAAAAHHHHHAH!!!!! I am Lurker of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...OOoooooo! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg; You'll be assim...ohhh, donuts! I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby I am Jadzia of Borg: Baysol is futile. The slug has been assimilated I am Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated I am Gates of Borg. Merger is inevitable I am Geraldo of Borg. The Unassimilated--Fact/Fiction? Next! I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimil I am Gul Evek. - Gul Evek I am Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...oooooooohh DONUTS! I am Madonna of Borg. You will surr.... oooh nice buns! I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is irrelevent I am Jagger of Borg, I can't get no assimilation I am Hugh of Borg, publisher of PlayBorg magazine I am KAT of Borg: Resistance is useless you will feed me I am Hugh Hephner of Borg - Sex is Irrelevant! I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile I am Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated I am Kirk of Borg...Wait! This is the wrong generation! I am Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4G00003 Date: 04/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:46am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Locutus of Borgs. Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am Homer of the Borg, resistance if fu oooo, doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be...oooh pork chops! I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ooh, donuts! I am Kes of Borg. I've never assimilated in a nebula I am MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant I am Ginzu of Borg, You shall be amputated. But Wait! That's not all! I am Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant I am John-Boy of Borg. G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data! I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend I am Jadzia of Borg - No, Julian I will _not_ assimilate you I am Homer of Borg: Resistance is... heh, donuts! I am Gilligan of Borg. What now Skipper? I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be askg...assig...DOH! I am Homer of Borg. Prepay to be assim..Repair to me assim..Prep..DOH! I am Kammerer of Borg. You will be assim...whoa, CEYLAD! I am Locutus of Remington.I liked it so much I assimilated the company I am Luke of Borg: Resistance is futile. I have a bad feeling about this I am Gilligan of Borg. Your coconut cream pies will be assimilated I am Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimil...oooh Donuts! I am Kes of Borg. You look like you haven't been assimilated I am LAPD of Borg, You will be beaten into assimilation! I am Locutus of the Borg. This tagline is irrelevant I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated. But Wait! I am Kirok! I am Homey of Borg and I don't do no assimilatin' s**t I am Homer of the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts! I am Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault! I am Jamie McCrimmon, of the clan...oh. Sorry Doctor I am Homer of Borg: You will be assim... Ooh, Donuts I am Macek of Borg: Prepare to be re-dubbed I am Macmahon of Borg, you may allready be assimilated I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi...ohhhhhh Donuts I am Groucho of Borg. That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated! I am Koloth. That is how. -- Koloth I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated I am Keating of Borg. Okay you scumbags, prepare to be assimilated! I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts! I am Hagunnenon of Borg... never mind, I'm a sofa now! I am Limbaugh of Borg. Liberals will be assimilated I am MODERATOR of Borg:off topic msgs are futile,you will be moderated I am M.Bison of Borg. Anyone who opposes me will be assimilated!! I am Madden of Borg. BOOM! WHAP! You're assimilated! I am HAL of Borg, Stop Dave. I'm suppose to do all the assimilating! I am Hefner of Borg. Clothing is irrelevant I am James Brown of Borg. Syraloo, mannana peeopo assimilation. Heh! I am Homer of Borg. You will be assi... Oooh, Doughnuts! I am Lauder of Borg. Nadine...we're assimilated! I am Kahn of Borg. From hells heart I assimilate thee I am Madden of Borg. BOOM! WAP! You're assimilated! I am Madden of Borg: >WHAP!< You're assimilated! I am Greaseman of Borg, Prepare to be shpeckled! I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant! I am Henny of Borg - assimilate my wife...please! I am Hacker of Borg. Your taglines will be assimilated I am Kermit of Borg. It's not easy being assimilated I am Kira of Borg. Wanna make something out of it? I am Leia of Borg. What!? I would just as soon assimilate a Wookie! I am Lesbian of Borg: Men are irrelevant I am Gingrich of Borg. Your healthcare system will be assimilated I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assimi... Ooohhh... Donuts I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi...ooh, doughnuts! I am Goro of Borg. My looks are irrelevent. Arm wrestling is futile I am Homer the Borg! Prepare to be...OOoooo! Doughnuts! I am Jordan of Borg, Gravity is irrelevant I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irrelevant I am Lao-Tzu of Borg-be like water, do not resist I am Kira of Borg. You gotta problem with that? I am Jem'Hadar of Borg, Shields are irrelevant I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be.. Mmmmmmm. Donuts I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assim...oh, donuts I am Kelly of Borg. Can I oh, you know what I mean I am Homer of Borg, You will be asimil .. OOOO Doughnuts!! I am HOPELESS of borg, I come to assimilate your TAGLINES I am Koresh of Borg. You shall be immolated I am Locutus of Borg. The color of your Poupon is irrelevant I am Loqutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am Groucho of Borg. That's the silliest thing I've ever assimilated! I am Homey of Borg. We don't play that asimillatin' shit I am Garfield of Borg. Hairballs are irrelevent... I am Leghorn of Borg: prepare, ah said get ready to be assimilated! I am Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated I am Gary Caplan of Borg, Prepare to be... oooh, taglines! I am Kira of Borg: Now there's a terrifying thought I am Homer of the Borg: Prepare to be.. Oooh. Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be .oooooohh, doughnut I am Limbaugh of Borg. Hey listen... I don't assimilate, I complain I am Maggie of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified I am John Wimber of Borg. Let the ASSIMILATION come!!! I am Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies I am Homer Simpson of Borg. Prepare to be assim ... o-o-o-h, donuts!! I am Limbaugh of Borg: If you say ditto you are already assimilated I am Hunter of Borg: Assimilation? It works for me I am Kenobi of Borg: Your father was Assimilated by the Dark Side I am HERE... Wish you were FINE. (Stolen) I am John Lennon of Borg: Imagine you are assimilated I am Justified, I am Purified, I am Sanctified. (My Tagline, that is.) [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4G00004 Date: 04/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:46am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Kojak of Borg: Let's assimilate some GLH Formula I am Lao Tzu of the Borg. You will merge with the Dao I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelivant I am John F Kennedy of Borg. You will be assasinated I am Legalus of Borg: Your case is irrelevant I am Hamlet of Borg...You are to be, or not to be, assimilated I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated I am Gollum of Borg. Bagginses will be assimilated, my precioussss I am Judge Dredd of Borg. You will be Iso-Cubed. Resistance is futile I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya! I am Kelly of Borg. Can I (what's that word, daddy?) I am Homer of the Borg. You will be assim.... Hmm... Donuts I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate I am Jabba of Borg. I've assimilated everything. (Burp) I am Locutus of Borg, this Tagline is irrelevant I am Lennon of Borg, Imagine there's no assimilation I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be immolated I am Locutus of Borg - Lights are irrelevant... I am Karl Marx of Borg. Workers of the world, assimilate! I am Homer of Borg: You will be assi.Ooh, Donuts I am KTLA! I am Herman of Borg: Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your I am Holmes of Borg, You shall be humiliated I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you... assimilated? I am IRS of Borg, Your deductions are irelevent I am Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramirez, and I'm at your service! I am Lancelot from Borg. Resistance is feudal I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be...ummmm...donuts I am Limbaugh of Borg. Prepare to be berated! I am Limbaugh of Borg: If U say ditto you are already assimilated I am Homer of Borg, Resistance is... ooooh, donuts! I am Madonna of Borg,justify my assimilation! ::pant::pant:: I am Gilligan of Borg. Intelligence is irrelevant I am Joycelen Elders of Borg, Assimilation should be taught in school I am Gates of Borg. Your harddrive will be assimilated I am Ian Malcolm of Borg. Resisting chaos is futile I am Khabal Ghoul of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will grow stronger I am Kevorkian or Borg, Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant I am Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooooolly, you will be assimilated I am Loqutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant I am Lorena of Borg. There's no way to prepare for this I am Gardener of Borg. Prepare to be Cultivated! I am He Who Dances With Wolves, Eats With Bears, and Mates With Sheep I am Jesus of Borg. You WILL be assimilated to the Father I am Khan of Borg, From hell's heart I assimilate thee I am Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant! I am Gumby of Borg, damn it! I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts I am Homer of Borg...prepare to be assimi...mmmmmm! DONUTS! I am Liu Kang of Borg. Gravity is irrelevent I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim....OOOOO Doughnuts! I am Letterman of Borg. Top 10 reasons resistance is futile I am Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge! I am Kirk of Borg. You... Will... Be... Assimilated... KAAAAAAHHHN! I am IceBorg. The Titanic is irrelevant I am Gamin of Borg. My opinions are irrelevant I am Ingnio Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare to die I am Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be....aSIMaLAted I am Gollum of Borg. Ressissstance is futile, my precioussss I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated in my closet I am Gary Larson of Borg. Prepare your cows for assimilation I am Hugh of Borg. Geordi is our friend. I want Troi I am Jones of Borg. Coaching skill is irrelevant I am Goro of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your head is irrelevent I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.... OOOHHH, doughnuts I am Hugh of Borg. Troi will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba I am Locutus of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated I am Madonna of Borg. Justify my assimilation! I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is fut...HEY DONUTS! I am Limbaugh of Borg. You shall be wrong I am Letterman of Borg. Here are the Top Ten Signs You're Assimilated I am Locutus from Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assiooo! Donuts! I am Locutus . . . of Borg, Resistance is futile I am Homer of Borg. Oo! Chocolate! You will be assimilated I am LeQuetus of Borg. You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile I am Homer of Borg, resistance is futile, you will... OOOOH Doughnuts! I am Hugh of the Cybermen, It is better the second time around I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated I am Macmahon of Borg, you may already be assimilated I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...BEEEERR! I am Gollum of Borg. Resssissstance isss futile, eh...me preciousss? I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000 I am Gilligan of Borg: Prepare to be ... Skipper! I am Homer of Borg. You will be...OOOOOHH! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg..prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS I am Gates of Borg, We will assimilate you in 1994. No, ' I am Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway? I am Madden of Borg, BOOM-WAP! You're assimilated, right along here! I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim...Mmmm, donuts I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations I am Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant I am Kira of Borg. You got a problem with that? I am Gump of Borg,your life will be no longer like a box of chocolates I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky I am Gaia's Son, may She be honoured by all Her children! I am Gumby dammit, G*U*M*B*Y I am Lao-tze of Borg, Be like water. Water does not resist [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4G00005 Date: 04/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:47am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines