--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00007 Date: 04/09/98 From: LIZ A. FOSTER Time: 09:37pm \/To: SILENT BOB (Read 2 times) Subj: hey From the main menu, press "A" then "G" then enter 6 times. --- PCBoard (R) v15.23/M 5 * Origin: *Beggar's Forum IV - OKC's Finest* (1:147/58) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00008 Date: 04/10/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:43am \/To: KURT MASTROVICH (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/3] Amiga Tags >>> Part 1 of 3... -=> On 04-09-98 18:40, Kurt Mastrovich said to All,<=- -=>"About Amiga Tags...,"<=- Hi, Kurt; KM> I would like some Amiga tags, as I like putting down Amiga Computers. KM> So if any of you have got some amiga tags please send them to me Sure, here's my collection., both pro and con. Enjoy. KM> Thanks, My pleasure. Catch you later... Happy Tagging! Ivy "Only Amiga makes it possible." - Commodore-Amiga, Inc. "Petro, I want the Amiga." - Manfred Schmitt ESCOM ((AMIGA)) ((AMIGA)) Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!! 1996: Amiga's Revenge! 1996: The Amiga goes from myth from the past to legend in its own time. 1996: The year Amiga becomes more popular than television (with some). 1996: The year of Intuition. 1996: The year of the Amiga adventure. 1996: The year of the new Amiga monitors. 1996: The year the A1000 is recognized as the best computer ever! 1996: The year the Amiga comes of age. 1996: The year the Amiga comes up to speed. 1996: The year the Amiga made new friends. 1996: The year the Amiga pulled the curtains. 1996: The year the computer world becomes more Amiga-Friendly. 1998: The year the AMIGA comes of age. 1:IBM RULES 2:Amiga RULES 3:Mac RULES 1 and 3:Shut tup, moron. 32 digital 16-bit voices... that's either 8 Amigas or 1 GUS! 42? 7 1/2 million years and you say 42? My Amiga said that yesterday! A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. A.M.I.G.A. = A Machine I Give Away A.M.I.G.A. = A Magnificent Idea Gone Astray. A.M.I.G.A. = A Marvellous Idea Gone Awry. A.M.I.G.A. = A Merely Insignificant Games Addition. A.M.I.G.A. = Amazing, Magical, Incredible Graphics & Animations! A.M.I.G.A. = Amiga's Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays A.M.I.G.A. = Amigas Make Idiot Gates Angry. A.M.I.G.A. = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Anchors A.M.I.G.A. = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Animations! A.M.I.G.A. = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays A.M.I.G.A. = Any Mothers Instant Gratification Aid A.M.I.G.A. = Asinine Machine Invented for Gaming Adolescents. Adios, Amiga! AGA? Why?!? Isn't ECS good enough for you? AGT ... A Good Thing ...and... AmiGa Technologies. Ali's fallen and can't get up! Lets PARTY! Amiga FOREVER! AmiBW: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. AMIGA (n): yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Amiga + Compatability = ROTFL. Amiga -< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amiga 1/JAN/2000 -|- PC 1/JAN/1900 Amiga 3000: A Super Nintendo with a keyboard & floppy! Amiga 4ever! Amiga Advantage #1: NO "Intel Inside" worries! Amiga Advantage #2: It KNOWS how to divide! Amiga advantage #3: DOESN'T RUN WINDOZE! Amiga and XT: Both old, both slow, both worthless. Amiga CD^32 - always on the top. Amiga computers are now finding that theres NO software made for it! Amiga computers for people who want more than just a PC. Amiga Computers: Dividing properly since 1985 Amiga Computing is my favourite computer magazine - Sir Walter Raleigh Amiga does more with a 68000 than a PC with a Pentium & gets it right! Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a 33 MHz 80486 Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a Pentium! Amiga Error #1 System crashed - Intelligent user detected Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue Amiga Error #4 Pubic hair detected, access denied Amiga Error #5 Joystick not connected, system crashed Amiga Error #7 Fatal ERROR - Non game detect Amiga error message - "Hey dude, like, somethings wrong?" Amiga error message: Duuuuuuuuuuuude, you got a problem. Amiga for president... Amiga Guerrilla - Change for the Machine Amiga has better and faster windows! Amiga is not your "Amigo" Amiga is the best! Hey, whatz that... A gun.. AAAH. BUM! Amiga is to computing as Snail Mail is to Email. Amiga it's a kind of magic. Amiga made it possible Commodore made it dead, ESCOM made it perfection. Amiga made it possible Commodore made it dead, Escom revived it! Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead! Amiga Mail Manager -> Let's Toss... and roll :-) Amiga Mail Manager, The Last Frontier!... Engage... Amiga Message #2 Do you shave? YES, $%^& system crashed Amiga Message #3 Press FIRE Button to continue Amiga multitasking - Can act as a paper weight AND a door stop Amiga owners don't do it. They emulate it. Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh IBM-breath... it's PAID for! :-) Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh Mac-breath... it's PAID for!" :-) AMIGA POWER FOREVER !! Amiga Power user - can play a game while squeezing his zits Amiga Rules! And the X-FiLeS proves it! AMIGA RULES. No arguments. Amiga screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." Amiga sometimes does it right, but more often left. Amiga users get very good at the sidestep! Amiga Walker: More than one step ahead! Amiga! Only the Best! Amiga's are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art Amiga's Forever... Amiga: "4000 reasons" why friends don't let friends do WindoesN'T. Amiga: (M)otorola (M)agic!!! Amiga: 2 * 2 = 4 Pentium: 2 * 2 4 Amiga: 4000 reasons why friends don't let friends do WindoesN'T. Amiga: A crash dummy for beta testers. Amiga: A friend that teaches you something new every day. Amiga: A kindergarten computer in a PhD world. >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00009 Date: 04/10/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:43am \/To: KURT MASTROVICH (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/3] Amiga Tags >>> Part 2 of 3... Amiga: A Merely Insignificant Games Addition. Amiga: A museum artifact. Amiga: A pocket calculator with an attitude. Amiga: A step between the abacus and the slide rule. Amiga: a tool for fantasy Amiga: Abigamistake ! Amiga: After all "Mac" and "IBM" aren't Spanish for "girlfriend". Amiga: Alive and Kicking A**!!! Amiga: Amiga Meets IBM, Goes Ape Amiga: Amy's Favorite! -Eric Schwartz Amiga: Another Mega Identity Going Awsome Amiga: At the dawn of the new millenium. Amiga: At The Dead Letter Department. Amiga: automatic electronic apparatus for making calculations and friends Amiga: Awesome Stereo Sound NO CARD REQUIRED!!! Amiga: Back For Good! Amiga: Bally made it, Commodore f*cked it up. Amiga: banned in the 90's for impersonating a computer..! Amiga: Because a man can never have too many tasks. Amiga: Boob Tube for Waldo Watchers Amiga: brought to you by Barnum & Bailey. Amiga: brought to you by Curly, Moe & Larry. Amiga: brought to you by Manny, Moe & Jack Amiga: brought to you by Toys R Us. Amiga: Comp 'U' Toys 'R' Us Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels U Can't Remove Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels you Can't Remove Amiga: computers for people who want more than just a PC. Amiga: computing by Abacus. Amiga: Don't laugh -- it's PAID for!!! Amiga: Dweeb code word for "Duh !" Amiga: Flexible Amiga: For guys with real imagination Amiga: For mental retards on a roll. Amiga: For Pac Man Users Anonymous. Amiga: for the digitally handicapped. Amiga: from the people who brought you the C16. Amiga: GUI? Multitasking? Been there. Done that. Amiga: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amiga: Input by joy stick. Amiga: it's a kind of magic. Amiga: King of dreams come true! Amiga: Making multimedia computers since 1985! Amiga: Motorola Inside Amiga: Multitasking and multimedia since 1985 Amiga: Multitasking R' Us Amiga: Multitasking, GUI, full Plug & Play since 1985. Amiga: Newest Orphan on the Block.. Amiga: No Intel inside. Amiga: No Intel inside. No computer inside. No company outside! Amiga: No Intel Inside. Thank the Gods! Amiga: NoTel-ing what's inside. Amiga: Now on sale at 99 Cent Stores everywhere. Amiga: O Sporting dos computadores. Amiga: on the endangered species list. Amiga: Pong with a keyboard. Amiga: Potpourri-In-A-Box. Amiga: Pre-school for Etch-A-Sketch users. Amiga: Real multitasking and faster windows. Try again, Bill! Amiga: Seasame Street on a floppy. Amiga: See for yourself why! Amiga: Stereo quality sound - WITHOUT an expansion card! Amiga: the choice of the Politically InCorrect. Amiga: The computer for 2001 and beyond today. Amiga: THE Computer For The Creative Mind! Amiga: the computer will take you into the new millenium? Amiga: The computer with a /real/ fanclub. Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence! Amiga: The dumbing-down of technology. Amiga: the epitome of carpal knowledge. Amiga: The first computer to interact with cable! Amiga: The FIRST word in computers! Amiga: The Learning Channel for morons. Amiga: THE magic multitasking multimedia machine. Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer! Amiga: the paper weight of choice. Amiga: THE reason Babylon 5 exsists Amiga: the step between Nintendo and IBM. Amiga: The technology behind punch cards. Amiga: The vaporwear of hardware. Amiga: Too much power for the average user... Amiga: Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC!!!! Amiga: very useful to hold down the lid on the trashcan!! Amiga: We will we will ROCK you!!! Amiga: Where Multimedia Started. Amiga: Where sound and graphics are _not_ an after-thought... Amiga: Where you want to be tommorrow. Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow. AmigaDOS ... 32-bit beauty that's more than just skin-deep. AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS as Blue Wave is to QWK. AmigaDOS: A hole in one on a PAR 5 AmigaDOS: Still THE Best 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System! AmigaDOS: The ONLY true multitasking operating system! AmigaDOS: The _ULTIMATE_ GUI!!! Amigas take a lickin' but keep on kickin'! Amigas. Jay Miner is dead. :-( Long live the AMIGA!!! AmyBW Q-Blue & Thor: AMIGA Blue Wave Offline Mail Readers! An old father MS-DOS sits down while a young boy Amiga starts his round. And I thought a Mac was a raincoat! Animaniacs - Only AMIGA makes them possible!!! Are you a Team AMIGA Member yet? Blue Wave is to QWK as AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS. Brought to you by A500 Q-Blue v2.1 & Supra 33.6k modem! But honey, an Amiga 4000T is a wonderful typewriter!!! C:\AMIGADOS\KICK_OS2s_AS* C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL C:AMIGADOS/REALLY_MULTITASK/BLOW_WINDOWS_AWAY CD32 the computer Commodore should have designed instead of the A500. Computers are tools but the Amiga is an instrument. Doink it wit mien Amigahousenmarkenwasserdoozer! DOS: "Yes." * Mac: "Maybe." * Amiga: "What was the question?" DOS: 1968 Volkswagon * Mac: 1972 Triumph Spitfire * Amiga: '32 Indian DOS: Accounting * Mac: Desktop Publishing * Amiga: Ritual sacrifices DOS: Allman Brothers * Mac: Herbie Hancock * Amiga: cats in heat DOS: Alvarez guitar * Mac: Conn Trumpet * Amiga: Pershing Kazoo DOS: Amtrack * Mac: ValueJet * Amiga: Hindenburg DOS: black silk teddy * Mac: blue satin bustier * Amiga: clown suit >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00010 Date: 04/10/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:43am \/To: KURT MASTROVICH (Read 2 times) Subj: [3/3] Amiga Tags >>> Part 3 of 3... DOS: Brunette * Mac: Blonde * Amiga: Tie dyed DOS: Catholic Church * Mac: Scientology * Amiga: Pagan Sex Magic DOS: CDs * Mac: 8 track * Amiga: Edison cylinders DOS: Classic Rock * Mac: Cool Jazz * Amiga: "mary had a little lamb..." DOS: cordless * Mac: cellular * Amiga: two tin cans tied together DOS: Foreplay * Mac: Sex * Amiga: "I have a headache." DOS: John F. Kennedy * Mac: Richard Nixon * Amiga: Warren G. Harding DOS: Missionary position * Mac: Doggy style * Amiga: Crossdressing DOS: nightgown * Mac: lingerie * Amiga: flannel jammies DOS: o2 * Mac: Co2 * Amiga: H2So4 DOS: pretty functional * Mac: pretty pictures * Amiga: pretty strange DOS: Sex with a blonde * Mac: Sex with a redhead * Amiga: Playboy DOS: White bread * Mac: White bread and gravy * Amiga: purple mushrooms From a 12-year C= and Amiga computing veteran VBG From an Amiga: what else ? Get that PC off my bridge Number One! Bring the Amiga! Guru Meditation #81000004.4655434B Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50 Have you hugged your */AMIGA/* today? HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my AMIGA! Hold it! One false move and the dh0: drive gets it!! I think therefore I Amiga. I thought a CON: was a trick until I discovered Amiga! I thought a port was a harbor town until I discovered Amiga! I thought a process was a legal action until I discovered Amiga! I thought power was in politics until I discovered Amiga! I thought that cables were TV-networks until I discovered Amiga! I wonder if your local cable company is a famous Amiga user. I'm hopelessly addicted to my Amiga and modem! I'm hopelessly addicted to my Amiga my modem and Star Trek!!! I'm morphing Animaniacs in another window. I'm morphing objects in another window. I've got news for ya, not only is GOD a woman, she uses an AMIGA. IBM virus scan: Amiga found - delete? (Y/y) If there's no /Amigas/ in heaven, I'm not going. If you're stuck with QWK, at least use Q-Blue; it's not as bad that way. Join the multimedia revolution...Check out & Buy an AMIGA! MS-DOS=Republican MacIntosh=Democrat Amiga=anarchist My other computer is another Amiga. My other two computers are also made by Commodore! NEWSFLASH! 1995: IBM PCs move one step closer to a 1985 Amiga OS! Nobody expects the Amiga acquisition! Old Amigas never die. They're just multitasking in the background. JGMH Only Amiga makes it possible. Q-Blue v2.1 [#136]: The Few. The Proud. The Registered! Q-Blue v2.1: Getting Better all the time! Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga. Q-Blue: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. Rebel is an attitude that seperates Amiga's from pc's! Running an Amiga is like typing Esperanto on a Dvorak keyboard. Team Amiga: something C= never had. Team Amiga: The user base for the machine that makes it all possible. Team Amiga: we're different. Thank God for Jay Miner. Otherwise I'd be stuck with a Macintosh. The Amiga CANNOT be killed. - Patrick Ford. The Amiga had it _right_ from the start! It took 10 yrs for Win 95... Wanted: Single White Female with Amiga. Send picture of Amiga. Well yeah an Amiga COULD run Windows. But why?... What would I do if I didn't have an Amiga? Buy an Amiga! Where Do You Want To Be Tomorrow? - POWER AMIGA - That's Where! Where do _I_ want to go today? Why straight to my AMIGA of course! Why is Amiga better? No Intel inside that's why. Why settle for less than Q-Blue? Window's down. (C) Crash (Q) Quit (G) Get an Amiga! Windows - from the people who brought you AmigaBASIC. Windows 95: what Amiga has always had! Windows 98: Only a few more years and it'll be as good as Amiga 85 -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Sheboygan, WI USA <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `----------> www.bigfoot.com/~IvysWallBBS <----------' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00011 Date: 04/06/98 From: STEPHEN GRISWOLD Time: 02:19am \/To: SKYWISE (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Hacker tags... -=> On 03 Apr 98 18:48:24, Skywise said to Denis Burke <=- DB> DB> Computer hacker wanted. Bring you own axe. DB> DB> * Computer Hacker Wanted. Must have own axe. DB> Sk> Also, you may want to dupecheck this... :) DB> ....nope again...look closely...they are not 'technically dupes'. Sk> Yes, not exact dupes, but they ARE dupes. Sk> Supertags finds tags that are that close. For that matter, so does Sk> the human brain. Where does one find Supertags? Stephen Last count: 54,231 taglines.. Using a Compiled QBASIC Dupe-checker. ... Sorry. It appears that this tagline was stolen before you got to it. --- Blue Wave/Max v2.12 [NR] * Origin: Eastern Light BBS 860/290-8578 10p-8a Only (1:142/578) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4G00000 Date: 04/11/98 From: DENIS BURKE Time: 04:20am \/To: HEATHER LENNOX (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Toilet Tags -=> Quoting Heather Lennox to All <=- HL> I know! I suffer from toilet humour. But I would like some toilet HL> tags because I'm funny that way. Can anyone help? HL> 8-) Hi Heather, I "admit" *nothing*! :-) ...but these are the ones I have... As funny as a pay toilet in a diarrhea ward. Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at. Why can't women remember to put the toilet seat back up? "He has not used the toilet for five years.." "Toilet duck can be used as bidet duck."-Why women like bidets #15-JCF "Use the Porch, Luke!" - Obi-Wan from the bathroom "Women can do something in toilet line" -Why women like bidets #5 -JCF Police toilet stolen-- Cops have nothing to go on A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up. Alright... Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank?? And, they taste like the toilet seats too! Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet. At least a cat can go to the bathroom by itself! Awright...who put the toilet seat down! Be Environmentally friendly - use RECYCLED toilet paper Clinton - 1st Pres. to announce to the world a bathroom t Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say: He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. Confucius say: House without toilet is uncanny. Confucius say: Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. Ever get to the Bathroom and Forget what you went in there for? Fish are SO hard to toilet train! Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat? Hemoplugs - Small pieces of toilet paper applied to shaving wounds. Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat... House Without Toilet Is Uncanny. I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting. In a fit of confusion, Spock uses Scotty as toilet tissue Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking? It's always great to be #1. Except in bathroom terms.. :) - N.Arsenty John Wayne Toilet Paper: Rough & Tough & doesn't take Sh*t off anyone! Johnny Cash: A pay toilet Scaldophobia: Fear the toilet will flush while showering. Make like, a toilet and bog off. Make like, a toilet and get the crap outta here. Man Who Eat Many Prunes, Sit On Toilet Many Moons. My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart cat lately? Number of phone rings = Number of steps from toilet - 1 Paper Towels? I thought it was bathroom tissue for big - Precinct toilet stolen... Police have nothing to go on. Save on toilet paper...use both sides! Senior Design Engineer and Toilet Cleaning Consultant The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization! The length of a minute depends on your side of the bathroom door. The only BBS with its number scrawled on bathroom walls. Time slows if you're on the outside of the bathroom door. Was Beethoven's 1st movement done in the toilet or privy? Where the Pentagon buys its toilet paper. Why can't women learn to put the toilet seat back up? Yo'momma so fat she has shocks on her toilet seat. Yo'momma so poor she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper. Yo'momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo'momma so ugly when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes. You are fat if your toilet has shocks on it. {{{{{ * <- Tribble * <- Keeps your toilet clean for FOUR MONTHS!! }}}}} Be well -= Denis =- ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 --- ViaMAIL!/WC4 v1.30 * Origin: FidoNet - Treasure Mountain BBs Indianapolis, IN (1:231/60) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4G00001 Date: 04/11/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:44am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you I am Linda Lovelace of Borg, prepare to be deep throated I am Georgebush of Borg. No New Assimilations! I am Jeff Smith of Borg: Frugality is irrelevant! I am Ingyo Montoya! You killed my father! prepare to die I am Iron Man! I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are they who are assimilated I am Larry Niven of Borg: Before assimilation we have sex, Woo I am Kano of Borg. I have become one with the Borg. Blocking is futile I am John Wayne of Borg - Fill your hand, you son-of-a-b*tch! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim...ooohhh, DONUTS! I am Lady MacBeth of Borg: This spot is irrelevant I am Locutus of Borg, I have come for your daughter I am Jesus of Borg, Verily, I say unto thee, Before Abraham was, I AM I am Homer Simpson of Borg, you will be assim-Oo, donuts! I am Heisenberg of Borg, You might be assimilated I am MODERATOR of BORG. Follow the rules or be assimilate I am Limbaugh of Borg, I don't assimilate, I complain I am Gates of Borg. Prepare to be as%^&%%$ [GPF] I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated I am Homer of Borg, you will be assimOhhh! Donuts! I am James Brown of Borg, OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD! I am Letterman of Borg. Ok, Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile: I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim--...Mmmmm...doughnuts I am Larry of Borg, I assimilated my brother Darryl etc I am Homer of the the Borg, resistance is... heh, donuts! I am Homey of Borg. Homey don't assimilate that! I am Locutus of Borg, This tagline was assimilated I am King Arthur Of Borg. Resistance is Feudal I am Locutus of RCA. Your VCR will be assimilated I am Jackson of Borg, Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim... ooooh! Doughnuts! I am Gates of Borg. Assimilation early beta in 4th qtr '9 I am Gadget of Borg. Go-go Gadget assimilation! I am Jessica Hahn of Borg. Jim Bakker will be assimilated I am Jabba of Borg. You will be chuda nep roddu I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooo I am Homer of Borg, You will be asimil .. OOOOOOOH! DOUGHNUTS!! I am Jordon of Borg, Gravity is irrelevant I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ...... OOoooooo! Doughn I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts! I am Hugh. Resistance is virtually futile I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be....ooooohhh, doughnuts! I am Galron of Borg: Honor is Irrelevant I am Hjrad. What shall I call your corpse? I am Iago of Borg. You'll be assim... oooh, a WAR MANUAL! I am Kevorkian of Borg, Your Federal Court Decisions are irrelevant I am Homer the Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Doughnuts! I am Letterman of Borg, Ok now Prepare to be anightalated I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be Mmmmmm. Donuts I am ISDN of Borg: Your modem is irrelevant I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim... ooo, donuts! I am Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated...DOH! I am George Bush of Borg: READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS! I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant I am Janet Reno of Borg, You will be incinerated I am Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant ... May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be asimi... oooh, donuts I am Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated I am Hefner of Borg. All your babes will be assimilated I am HOMER of BORG. Prepare to be... OOOOhhh Do-Nuts I am Holmes of Borg: Watson is irrelervant I am Locutus of Amiga. Your OS WILL BE EMULATED I am Gollum of Borg. Ressissstance is futile, precioussss I am Ken of Borg. Get up!! It's too early for you to be assimilated! I am Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimilated I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated I am Homer of the Borg. Prepare to be Ooooo! Donuts!!! I am Garfield of Borg. Lasagna is relevant I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret word and be assimilated I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...Oooooo! Donuts! I am Hugh as you are Hugh as he is Hugh as we are all together I am Homer Simpson of Borg. Prepare to be ass.... oooh, donuts!) I am Garfield of Borg. Assimilation -- big fat hairy deal I am Galagher of Borg, your WaterMelon will be assimilated I am Galagher of Borg..Your watermellon will be assimilated I am Kai Winn's love child! I am Kube of Borg, You will be AGGHHH! No ulcers allowed! I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim.... oooooh! Doughnuts! I am Homer Simpson of Borg. Prepare to be assim Ooooh, donuts! I am Leach of Borg: It would be futile to resist these fantastic rooms I am Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Kristine Kochanski I am Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square! I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assi... OOOHH!... Donuts! I am Homer from Borg. Prepare to.... Ooohh, donuts!! I am Koresh of Borg, You will be immolated I am Hillary, hear me roar, I'm more important than Al Gore I am Keating of Borg. This is the assimilation we had to have I am Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated I am MAN........Pull My Finger........Thank you I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be ... mmm ... donuts I am Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim...ooohhh DOOOOONUTS! I am Homer of Borg. You will beOoh! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg.. You will be Assim.. ooohh! Donuts! I am Madonna of Borg: Taste is irrelevant I am Homer of Borg: You will be oohhh, doughnuts! I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch I am Keating of Borg: resistance is taxable! I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg, Prepare to be...or not to be I am Locutus of Borg - O'Brien two to assimilate [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)