--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I always win. It's in my contract -- William Shatner I ain't no porcupine, take off your kid gloves I already know I'm paranoid. Am I paranoid enough? I ain't gonna cry no more for you I am AmigaDos of Borg, Prepare for software failure I am Barney of Borg. Assimilation is Irrelevant. You WILL be Loved I am Apollo. [*] Chekov: And I am the Czar of old Russia I ain't jokin' woman, I got to ramble -Led Zeppelin I am Barney of Borg. Nyuk Nyuk I love assimilation I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served I always miss the good parties - Tom on girl in lingerie I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile? I ain't seen my baby for 99 and one half days - Hendrix I am *not* bringing that mountain over here! - Mohammed I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..if that's OK I always lie. In fact, I'm lying to you right now! I am B'Elanna of... ARRRGHHH!!! I am Billary of Borg, Haircuts are irrelevant I always look like this before I kill somebody I always wear fur. I have a cat I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn... no comment...) I am Barney of Borg: Today we learn resistance is futile! I am Adric of Borg...(SPLAT) I am Ahnoold of Borg. You weempering gurly-fellows vil be assimilated I aim the wand at the dragon! You die. WHAT!? Wrong end I always thank the dinosaurs for a plentiful supply of 10W30. It may I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing! I always listen to what you have to say. - Richard Franklin I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I have to assimulate ya NOW Peg? I am Bored of Borg. The subject is irrelevant I always had a thing about the French. Paris I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant...Shorts are irrelevant. Ok? I am Beavis & Butthead of Borg, Resistance sucks! I am Barney the Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated! I am Archie of Borg: Youse will be assimilated, meathead I am @TO of Borg, and you are irrelevant I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated I ain't dead yet, copper! Crow T. Robot I am Billy Carter of Borg: We have come to assimilate your lager! I always use Windows to run my comm softwae+PS>>a+N.-]m NO CARRIER I am Bajoran Maquis of Borg. I will assimilate more than your nose I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit @FROMFIRST@. - Mike McMullin I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard I am Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant! I always like to show the proper... gratitude. -- Tom Servo I am Ahnold of Borg. You wimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated I am ADD of Borg. Resistance is futile, er, um, I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead I am Barney the Borg: You loving me is irrelevant! I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro? I am Bjorn of Borg. Prepare your tennis balls for assimilation I am Akane of Borg. Eat my cooking, digestion is futile! I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities from France I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assignated I am *not* gay. But if I were gay I'd do something about those taglines! I am not programmed to respond in that area I almost shot a birdie today. It was the four foot put that got me I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept I already came, so stop jerking me off I also request McCoy accompany me. I will be honored, sir I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you; you love me! I am Barney of Borg. Your children will be assimilated I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks! I ain't ever been to Arizona! - Carl Robinson I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Were a happy entity I always cry during sex. I think it's the Mace I always liked my husband's mother-in-law better than mine I am Avon of Borg, I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated I always like to try the one I've never tried before I am 86 of Borg. You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing I am Barney of Borg-You will be nauseated I am *not* a Sysop. R. Nixon, 1974 I am Alex Trebek of Borg. What is irelevant? I always have too much month left at the end of my money I always bring a special caddy when I play with one guy. He's got the same blood type I am just in case I am Agassi of Borg, Before assimilating you...does my hair look ok? I am Andy Rooney of Borg. You will be annoyed! I always buy my camping gear in December, for now is the WINTER OF I am Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant! I always watch my grammer; sintax and speling I am Al Gore of Borg. I am irrelevant. I have been assimilated I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locuum, that's *Luc* Pic I am @FN@ Sanchez Villa Lobos @LN@, and I'm at your service I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically irrelevant I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimiated.. if tha I am Beavis, a Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh I am Arnold of Borg, Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby! I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street is irrelevant I always remove tags just to see if they will catch me I almost feel in Amber with you around. I always have to get the damn door - Tom I am Barticus of Borg. Resistance is futile, You will eat my shorts I already showed you how to do that, Tom said tautly I always lie I am Barteekus of Borg: Resistance is futile ,dude I always get my muckin words fuddled I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er I am ... Kirk ... James T ... I will ... help ... you I am Bobby of Borg, You resistin' me? Are you resistin' me? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00004 Date: 04/09/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific. --Lily Tomlin I almost saw Elvis!... But then my shovel broke I am Bjorn of Borg. You will be ACE-IMILATED! I always cry after sex. I think it's all the mace I always wear real fur - the cat sleeps on the laundry! I am Wil Wheaton of Borg... Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relavant I am @N@ of Borg. Prepare to be... oooh, Taglines I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks. Heh heh, heh heh! I always want the last word, an this is it PEACE! I am Batman of Borg, you will be assimilated, foul fiend I am Barnum of Borg. There's one assimilated every minute I am 3PO of Borg, And it's all your fault, R2! I am Arkwright of Borg. You will be Ass...Ass...Ass... SHOT Granville! I always consider it a good day when nobody murders me I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant I always cry at the movies -- have you seen the price of the candy bars? I always down my Folger's crystals with Jolt Pop I am Bjorn Borg. Tennis is irrelevant I am Bilbo of Borg, The assimilation goes ever on I am Barnum of Borg. There's one assimililated every min I almost stole a tagline. I'm so ashamed I am Bill of Borg. You will use Windows. Resistance is futile I always "Take A Penny" and I never "Leave A Penny." So there ! I am ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE I am woman, therefore I am sensitive I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop I aim to please, and shoot to kill! I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Hehe Hehe I am *not* an assimilator. - Nixon of Borg I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts I am Arthur Dent of Borg. Your tea will be assimilated I always wear real fur - the cats sleep on the laundry! I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic? I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm I am Bartekus of Borg: Resistance is futile, dude I am Berman of Borg. The Original Series is irrelevant I am Blue Wave of Borg. Your tagline has been assimilated I am Amiga of Borg. It takes a while to assimilate I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay? I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility I ain't been to see my baby...in ninety-nine and one half days I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Your babes will be assimilated I always cry after sex, but it's probably just the pepper gas I ain't barmy! Don't ever call me barmy or I'll nick you-got that? I almost forgot what it was to just *RELAX*!! Sheridan I allus spelz reel gud! I am Bo_Pilgrim of Borg, W'jes won't 'similate a fat, yella chick'n I aint nuthin but beer and bones I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate? I always like to show the proper...Gratitude - Servo I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George I am Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP** -- Barney meets Velociraptor! I am Astro of Borg, Rerare ro re arrimirated I am @TOFIRST@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant I am BCSUTI of Borg. Messages will be assim..assim..assim I always thought GST meant Great Sex Time!! I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me I always take the same thing for lunch -- about two hours I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London. - Werner Von Braun I am Alfred E. Neumann of Borg: What? Me assimilated? I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Heh-heh I am Barney of Borg, You will be assimilated because I love you I aim for the stars; sometimes I hit London. W. Von Braun I am Apu of Borg. Would you care for some Assimilation Squishies? I always knew there was something wierd about you, MacLeod. - Charlie I am Barney of Borg. Your 2 year old will be assimilated I am Blanka of Borg: Mom must be assimilated I am BCSUTI of Borg. Messages will be assimilated badly I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't want to assimilate you I am Basford of Borg, Your sheep will be assimilated I am Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Yeah! Hehehe I ain't broke, just badly bent! I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man! I aint dead yet, copper! - Crow to Tom the policeman I am BloodGas of Borg -- your arterial blood will be assimilated I almost can feel my neck in the guillotine I always have coffee when I look at the radar. -- Dark Helmet I always thought 'Teddie' was underwear I always seem to like Doctors... - Sherry Holley I am Bones of Borg. Jim, I'm an assimilator, not a doctor I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance, like uh... sucks ! I already have that info... no big deal...(well... hmn I am Andrew_Dice_Clay of Borg, Why don't you go assimilate yourself! I am Ben-Wa of Borg - your Tribbles will be assimilated I am Bjorn of Borg: Tennis is irrelevant I always have parts left over when working on my c I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO! I almost killed Curzon that day. *Kang* I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant I am Bart, of Borg. Having a cow is irrelevant. Eating my shorts is useless. You will be assimilated I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated! I always thought he was a WYSE man I am Barnum of Borg. I say,'There's one assimililated every minute.' I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced I am Bart of Borg.... Prepare to eat my shorts! I am Bob Stump of Borg ... Truth is irrelevant [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00005 Date: 04/09/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant I am Arthur Dent of Borg. What, no tea? I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is f I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafribularities. -BA2 I am Ahrnold of Borg. Hasta l'ahssimilation, baby! I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me I am Blue Wave of Borg. Your tagline will be assimilated I am Bjorn of Borg I ain't eta . I'm just getting better. - Rick Burwell I am Adolph of Borg. You will be assim.. Whoa, FERRENGI! I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!! I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..if..that's all right I always get an A - Wesley I ain't compaining; I'm expressing my opinion. -RAH I ain't working in no lumberyard! - Zorak (SGC2C) I am Barney of Borg. Are you gunna finish that beer...AAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRPPP! I am Beavis of Borg, Resistance sucks heh heh he heh I always cry at weddings, especially my own I am BOB of Borg. I'll assimilate you with my death bag! I also heard they love their Yamok sauce. - Nog I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg? I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie I am *STILL* proud that I earned my Eagle rank I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: Prepare to be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated! I am Bob_Barker of Borg, reminding you to have your pet assimilated I am *NOT* lazy, I'm Motivationally Challenged I always watch my speling; sintax, grammer and pointuation I always thought Desade didn't go far enough. - arifel I am Barney of Borg. Big Bird will be assimilated! I ain't playing a game, that I know I can't win I always knew you were in my corner! Q Not exactly. -Q2 I am gaining weight! said Riker emphatically I always wanted to meet you. Tain I wish I could say the same. Odo I am Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? --Bart Simpson I always use tasteful words - I may have to eat them I am Bilbo_Baggens of Borg, Alas, the assimilation goes ever onward I always laugh at the wrong time. At my own funeral I am Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless I am Bart Simpson of Borg, Who the heck are you? I am Babawa Wawtuhs of Boag; Pwepeah to be assimiwated I am Barney of Borg: I love you You love me We're a happy Borg entity I am Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation I am Bettman of Borg. Assimilation will be postponed without a CBA I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you? I always thought I'd have a crack at this chair someday - Riker I always wondered"Why isn't Palindrome one?" I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be nauseated I am *not* in denial. - arifel I aim to please. Are you a target? I ain't got a witness, and I can't prove it I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is COOl, hehe hehehehe I almost saw Elvis, but the shovel broke I ain't afraid of those white men, said Cochise bravely I am Alzheimer's of Borg, prepare to be... uhm.. uhm.. I am I ain't old. I am CHRONOLOGICALLY AD-VANTAGED!!!! I always get the last word"Yes, dear" I am Al Calavicci of Borg. Fashion sense is irrelevent I am Bettencourt of Borg, You shall be humbled I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. Huh-huh-huh I am Bevis of Borg, huh huh huh huh assimilation is cool I am Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim I am Barney of Borg. Today we learned how to assimilate! I always prefer masochism to sliced bread I always cry after sex. I think it's the Mace I am Al Bundy of Borg: We will *not* assimilate! I am Beldar, I read QWK Packets, Lets eat Consumables I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Heheheheheh I almost saw Elvis, but the headstone fell on me I am Biker Bitch of Borg, Kiss my assimilator! I am Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights are also I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year I am Akane of Borg. Eat my cooking, resistance is futile! I am Apollo. I have chosen you. Apollo to Palamas I am Beavis of Borg: You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm I am Bart of Borg. Prepare to assimilate my shorts I am Alfred E. Neuman of Borg. What, me assimilate? I always go by the book. - Klinger. Wearing dresses?! - Radar I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed! I always thought Spock was a bit of a pirate at heart. McCoy I am Barny of Borg. Nyuk Nyuk I love assimilation I almost met Elvis once, but my shovel broke I am Archie Bunker of Borg: You will be assimilated, Meathead I always carry a flame thrower around, just in case I always invite people to their own self destruction I am Fluff. Fluff of the mountain I almost saw Elvis. Then my shovel broke I almost saw Elvis one night, but my shovel broke I am Boberg of Borg, Registation is useless I am * sure* I will hear from you shortly I already tried that. --Ivanova I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is futile. You wil--Whoa, babes! I always tell the truth. That last statement was a lie I ain't no schoolboy that you can sacrifice I always said he'd come to no good in the end your honor -Pink Floyd I almost saw Elvis last week But my shovel broke I am *not* gay. But if I was gay I'd do something about those drapes! I am Bariel of Borg. Kira is irrelevant. Stasis is futile, Doctor I am Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4F00006 Date: 04/09/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:32pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I am Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House will be assimilated I am Bart Simpson of Borg, who the hell are you? I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon!! --- borrowed from the Crouton Generation I am Ahnold of Borg. You whimpering girly-fellows vil be assimilated I am Ben-Wa of Borg - I will assimilate your Tribbles I am Alex Sanders of Borg. My grandmother told me to assimilate you I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a free squishie I always opperated under the assumption that plants are good I always carry one for emergencies I am Barney of Borg. Sesame Street will be assimilated I always have lots of month left at the end of the money! I am Bart, of Borg. Having a cow is irrelevant. Eating my shorts is I am Bjorn of Borg, Wimbledon is irrelevant I always watch my speling; sintax, & grammer I am Atog of Borg: Resistance is futile. Your Artifacts will be eaten I am Bart of Borg: Eat my asmelliated shorts! I ain't going out like dat I am Bond. James Bond. Of Borg. You will be shaken, not stirred I am Bill D. Catt of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated! I am BillDCat of Borg. You will be ass----imilated! I am Bjorn Borg. You Trekkies stop laughing! I always did like climbing trees. Do you think it could be genetic? I am Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as ! I am Barnum of Borg... I say,'There's one assimilated every minute.' I always did like climbing trees I am Bjorn of Borg...Resistance is futile, I am top seed! I am Borg , who are you? I am Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me I always cry at weddings I am Blofeld of Borg, You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond I almost killed Ruth Orville said almost ruthlessly I am BobBarker of Borg, Please have your pet spayed or assimilated I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down I am Bjorn of Borg. Wimbledon is irrelevant I always do what the little voices say I always use the goodest English I am Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun I always liked pointing. - SanDeE I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see snake . . . which I also keep handy. - W. C. Fields I already paid that fine / registration / ticket I am AKANE of Borg. Eat my cooking, digestion is futile! I am BBS of Borg. Messages are irrelevant I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities I aim for the stars, but sometimes I hit London. -Von Braun I ain't afraid of dying, it's the thought of being dead I am Bjorn of Borg, We will be back to face you at Wimbledon! I ain't no BEAVER, Sam. But busy? Yeah! I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a ni I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to blow chow I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg I am @N@ of the Clan @LN@. - @N@ I am 99.99999512% sure PGP doesn't use any floating point. - P. Zimmer I ain't cheap, but I can be had I always wantd 2B something.I wish I'd been more specific I am Bob Barker of Borg. C'mon down and be assimilated I almost hit that car, Tom said recklessly I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh uh mmm huh huh huh I always wanted a transvestite cat. - Anna Steven I always win. It's in my contract -- Kirk I am 18 years old and from Rosmalen I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically unfeasible I always leave the room when the talk gets philosophical I ain't gonna get caught up in your game -Coverdale/Page I always need a hug just when you need to scream at me I always wanted a peg-leg - Mulder (3x22) I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved I am Al of Borg, Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year! I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's cool. Heh heh! hehe I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING? I am Berman of Borg. Your real name is irrelevant I am *down*. In the Engineering Room. Kevin Riley I am Bart of Borg, Who the heck are you? I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it I aim to be right....... unfortunately I'm not a very good shot I am Bob Vila of Borg: I will repair rooms for 1,000,000 assimilations I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irr I am Berman of BorgPlots are irrelevant I am Bogart of Borg. You will be ashimilated, shweethaht I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is - WHOA! BABES! I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile...you *will* eat I am Alex Trebek of Borg. The answer is irrelevant I am Bjorn of the Borg: Wimbledon is irrelevant I am @TO@ of the Clan @TOLAST@. -- @TO@ I always look well when I'm near death. Greta Garbo Camille I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead! I already know I'm paranoid. The question is, am I paranoid enough? I also like my tagline file I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks! Heh heheh heh he I always gagged on that silver spoon. Orson Welles I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man! I aim my warning shots to center of body mass! I am Bettman of Borg: We will assimilate the NHLPA! I am Barney the Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant! I am Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities! I am Barney of Borg. Prepare to beUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPP!!!!! I almost saw Elvis but my shovel broke I almost didn't make it off the surface. Riker [End Tags]