--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I Can Live for 2 Months On a Good Compliment (Mark Twain) Hurry, I only have 2 minut#$$& #&&$ NO CARRIER Hungry For Love.. And Its Feeding Time... - Alice Cooper I >hate< my family! Hercules Hyperspace: More energetic than normal space Hungry CPU. May bite if provoked Hunters do it with big guns I *like* public access! I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT! Hunters do anything for a buck Hurry on down to Hardee's, where the aardvarks are charcoal-broiled! Hurt me !! Squirt me !! I Am Vadercus of Borg. You Will Be Assimilated, My Son I CAN't help myself...I'm a tagline kleptomaniac! Humour. It is a difficult concept. - Saavik I Butt, You Butt, They Butt, buttbuttbuttbuttbutt.. - Delenn I ALWAYS have to get the saw!--Gen Nyland I *am* the button! TV's Frank I Chris, do solomnly swear on this Penthouse, to tell the Hung Jury: Twelve Chippendales Hunt WITH your kids, not for them I AM Q OF BORG. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY OF ASSMILIATION I *love* purple! - Vicki Vale I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowher I AM THE MAN...THAT JEWELS..THE WORLD! -- Sid as a jeweller Hurloon Minotaur: "The Cow" I AM NOT schizophrenic. Me neither I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... I Am Scared Catching Something Hydroplaning: Amphibious Pilots Flying in Formation! Hurrah! Hurrah! ... The TagGod returneth!! I AM politically correct. I have no opinion I COULDN'T have killed him! My blasts don't DO killing! Humor is to life what shock absorbers are to automobiles I *like* the above! Hurry up goldenrod or you're gonna be a permanant resident! I CAN'T be drowning in African waters! pleaded Tom, deep in denial Hunting is sport; your foe just isn't aware he's playing Hurricanes increase property value. Andrew just made mine waterfront! I *think* I know what one you're talking about I Can Fix It: Jerry Rigg Hypertrichologists do it with intensity Hurry! We're trying to save Han from the Bounty Hunter! I *may* be wrong... but that doesn't mean you're *right* I AM not a Senior Citizen, just a Teenager with 50 years experience! Humour. It is a difficult concept. - Saavik, STII:TWOK I DID IT! I invented the unadoptable tagline! Try it. Won't work I CAN'T get no... Satisfaction!! Windoze '95 I AM DEATH INCARNATE. oh that's nice Huumeet muuttavat koko elmsi Humor nam je u krvi, mnogi nam se smeju Hunter's Excuse: Gotta get a new gun Huss! Huss! Huss! - The Berzerker Humpty Dumpty Strikes back I COULD live without trek, but what would be the point? I Am Earnhardt of Borg.. Prepare to be Dominated I CAN'T eat cheese! It blocks me up! - Crow Humour. *sigh* It is a difficult concept.--Moderator Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...he spent October at Club Med Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended I Am Woman....Hear Me Roar I *like* unmitigated gall... with ketchup -- Worf I *love* geek smut :) - Skud Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink Humpty Dumpty was beaten by the L.A. Police Department Hunters DO IT with a bang I Always push the doors marked pull! I AM waving all my fingers. Some are just folded for stability I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me I CAUGHT YOU!.. reading from the tagline UP! I C what you mean Humor is to life what absorbers are to an automobile Hurry! Taglines and children first! Hungry moms choose food Hurt: Vital organ - "She broke his HURT." I *love* to fly! -Jean-Luc Brassard I AM RELAXED! - Worf I Can Alter My Life by Altering My Attitude !! Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself I AM PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU, @TOFIRST@, WILL BE APPROXIMATED I Came ........ I Read ........ I Responded I AM >TIRED TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00007 Date: 04/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:46pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I DO IT BECAUSE MY SYSOP TELLS ME TO! Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of social intercourse I Borg Alternate title 'Almost 'Hugh'man Hurry up will ya, I haven't got all day - Han Solo Humour is just one of the emotions that started to let me down Hurhurhur, 2400 baud sucks - V.bis and Baudhead Hurry up! Hurry! This 'Matlock' could be our last! Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended I *STILL* think digital watches are a pretty neat idea Hypocrisy is the K-Y Jelly of social intercourse I CAN'T eat with the family... My computer gets lonely! Humor is the shock absorber of life Hurry Up! Hungry? Have another fortune cookie Hydrogen - a gas which, given carbon and oxygen, becomes alcohol Humour, the WD40 of life I AM some of DS9's fandom subculture. - Anna Steven I AM AN ANTI-CHRIST! I AM AN ANARCHIST! -=> The Sex Pistols <=- I *am* the messiah I keep talking about. - Digital Shakespeare Hurry! Beam me uNO CARRIER Huzzah, whatever -- Crow T. Robot I DO NOT like greens eggs and ham...SPAM! I BM, You BM, They BM, We all BM for IBM I C++, zerefore I am I AM WHAT I AM And what I AM needs no excuses Hy isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?*** I *knew* I shoulda turned right at Albuquerque! Hungarian food is OK if you like dog tartare Hush Little baby, don't say a word, never mind that noise U heard Hunters will do anything for a buck Hunting isn't a sport until you give the deer a gun Humor lies in the eye of the beholder Humor: It's a difficult concept. --Moderator I CAN'T quite pronounce it let alone spell it! Hup Holland! Hup OS/2! Hunting FOREBEARS I AM NOSTRADAMUS OF BORG! IN 100 YEARS YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED I *speak* English! You must be a bit of a thicko. -Prince George I BBS because no one can read my handwriting I AM DEATH INCARNATE. How very nice for you! I ALWAYS thought of the phone as something my computer uses I Cayman went I BELIEVE I WAS REINCARNATED FROM A BAGPIPE... - Signpost I Came, I Saw, I Ran Like A F*$^%^ Scardy-Cat! Husband: A man who can do anything his wife puts her mind to Hush little baby don't say a word - Mike sings to Crow I *love* flattery! I Buy, I Call <--------------> You Buy, You Call Hurting people, hurt people! Jesus mends broken hearts! I AM NOT PARANOID! AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS WATCHING! I AM LEONA OSAKI OF BORG! YOUR TANK WILL BE ASSIMILATED! Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of liberal intercourse I *am* a Size 10. My fat is just there to protect my perfect body I AM scientific. I have a black hole in my head Hypochondria is the one disease I haven't got Hut one! Hut two! Hut three! Help? (NYJ Quarterback call) Hurry! Hurry hard! HAAAAAAAARD!!!! HU-REEEEEEE!!! I Am Patient With Stupidity, NOT With Those Proud Of It I Am Woman! Hear Me Roar As I Knock Him To The Floor! ;> I Can't Use Windows!..My Cat Ate My Mouse! Humour is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it Hydrophobia: fear of utility companies I *was* good. Wasn't I? -- Garek I DO NOT I do not yell. -- Worf I AM home - My modem's on, isn't it? Hypnotist: Do you believe the voice? I *KNOW* about these things! Hurrah boys, we have them! -General Custer, 1876 I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole! -- Cornholio I Bought some powdered water...just not sure what to add? Hust a miunte. Typing with the baby in lap, again I Care Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat! Hypocrisy: the Vaseline of political intercourse Hysterectomy: removes the baby carriage, leaving the play pen okay Humph! Bugger off! - Dwarven Proverb Huzzah, my butt, you community theater reject! I *never* would have guessed you were that old! I Bring Great Joy:In the city of Dave is Born, A baby Boy Humptey Dumptey was pushed Husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies I have HAD enough of YOU! Hush, my darling, the lion's on the phone I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS I ATE'NT DEAD Granny Weatherwax Husband Class 901: Changing Your Underwear - It Really Works! I *know* I hit him! -- Dick Durkin I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It Hunters go deeper into the bush Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant! I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bungholio! -Beavis Hussein of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will assimilate your bombs I .C kopati nos Hurry before it's too late, I won't be around forever I *HATE* it when my serial port goes "Snap, Crackle, Pop"! I ALWAYS behave - sometimes good, sometimes bad I AM NOW in Yuba City and I'm still not ASHAMED! I Chaste Chastity until she was chaste no more Humpty dumpty was pushed Hunter's Excuse: Deer moved! Hussein of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will assimlate your bombs [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00009 Date: 04/08/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:42pm \/To: ANDREW SLY (Read 2 times) Subj: Flintstone Tags **File D:\SX\TAGLINES.TAG An animation benchmark might be called the Flintstone. Bones, it's Ensign Flintstone. He's Fred, Jim. Captain, meet Cadet Flintstone.....He's Fred, Jim. --McCoy. Did Fred Flintstone ever own a razor? Didja ever wonder: Why is there no Betty in Flintstone Vitamins? Dinosaurs, Barney, Flintstones: Please put the time back to 20 century! Dinosaurs, Barney, Flintstones:Please put the time back to the 90's! DON'T CALL ME FATSO! --Flintstone. Eh, is the earth flat? --Fred Flintstone. Ensign Flintstone? He's Fred, Jim! Flintstone chewable lesbians. The best way to start your day! 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Yo Mama so, old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp. You are old if you remember the Flintstones in prime time. Your age is showing if you remember the Flintstones in prime time. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00010 Date: 04/09/98 From: KURT MASTROVICH Time: 06:40pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Amiga Tags I would like some Amiga tags, as I like putting down Amiga Computers. So if any of you have got some amiga tags please send them to me Thanks, Kurt Mastrovich ... Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. --- Blue Wave/386 v2.30 [NR] * Origin: Eastland BBS (Gisborne, NZ +64 6 868-1995) (3:774/115) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00011 Date: 04/08/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:37pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] I Lost My Balance: Eileen Dover and Phil Down I Second that Amendment! I Seize your Commitment, @TOFIRST@! I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum I HATE DOOM, DOOM II IS AN OPTION BUT!! I DO know you - in a tagline, virtual sort of way I KNOW that santas a Phoney...a little fairy told me I Hate You, You Hate Me, BARNEY Died From HIV! I LOVE being a Changeling!! - Curzon Odo I admire you because I never had the courage it takes to be a liar I KNEW I shouldn't have loaned my Sword+3 to the thief I _had_ to accept. - Ro Laren I Think I've Got it .... @@@!$#% NO CARRIER -- I WANT TO BE... A TREE I Got This New 486 For My Wife.....Best Trade I Ever Made I Like Weeding Gardens: Manuel Labour I Hit the Wall: Isadore There I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT I Like Fish - by Ann Chovie I DON'T brake for feminists I Thought I Was A Wit, ......I Was Only HALF Right! I add 2 more beans. What does that make? A very small casserole I agreed to suspend my disbelief, not hang it by the neck until dead! I actually saw...automobiles! - Picard I accidentally shrank my tagline in hot water I HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY (It just hasn't developed yet) I HATE call waitinNO CARRIER I LOVE you babe, but her FLESH got in the way!! I KNOW EVERYTHING, SEE EVERYTHING, GO ANYWHERE I WANT. -- BOB I Ptang for Twinkies I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS I TOLD you never to call me! - Kirk, ST:IV I PKZipped the universe and forgot the password! - God I Want MY! I Want MY! I Want MY Satellite TV! I WARNED you about Clinton!! I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is unmanageable I HAVE 1ST AMENDENT RIGH(*&^ NO CARRIER I _enjoy_ it!? - Ro Laren I accelerate for cats I Don't THINK so {BAP} - Homey the Clown I WANT TO ROTT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I FOUND JESUS, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt I LOVE you baby, but her FLESH got in the way! I NEED Cindy Crawford's home phone number!!!!!!!!!! I admit it, I tried Christianity, but I didn`t inhale I LIKE unmitigated gall. * Worf I Have Miles and Miles to Go Before I Sleep I Wanna Be Soap-On-A-Rope In Tina Kjrs Shower I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It I Love Toxic Waste I LIKE people. They are good to become wood. Are you ready @TOFIRST@? I Love my English Cocker Spaniel! I agree with Scrooge: Bah, humbug! I admire the wisdom of all the people who come to me for advice I absolutely REFUSE to pay more to have someone else's name on my butt! I Don't Run Windows, and PROUD of it! I Love Offline Readers! No Tagline I admit I am powerless over taglines and my life is out of control I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, LIEUTENANT! W. Riker to T. Riker I WANT TO BE... ALONE I Like Barney, Stuffed and Mounted on the Wall in my Den I Need Insurance: Justin Case I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me I Didn't Know I  You (Till I Saw You Rock 'n Roll) I Just bought a Left Handed screwdriver set I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care! I Don't Know Whether To Come Home Or Go Crazy I [] My Cat. I [] My Legislator!! I E-mail because no one can read my handwriting I _ _ unemployed conservative politicians I Have To Throw Up Now, Poopie - Explodie I Met Some Crazy People. They Made Me Their Leader I HATE it when it does that! I HATE people who make little piles with their chips!--O'Brien I ONLY read the Taglines! I LOVE THE BEATLES!!!!! I HATE being serious, screws up my outlook on life! I Gawrontee!!!! I Feel Good. I Feel Better Than James Brown I Seize your Commitment, Orville Bullitt! I HATE spiders! Renbrandt Brown I _tried_ to read it, but my cereal box was too gripping I LOVE this thing! So how do I use it? I Love Windows. I Really DO, Right After My DOS DELTREE! I SK8: I skate/ice skate I VANT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD, but...could I take a test sample first? I agree we can't wait any longer I NEVER ching my mind! It hurts too much I _KNOW_ it was a tornado, Toto, but look at my carpet! I Love kittens, stir-fryed. (Alf) I FORGOT I HAD REPRESSED MEMORIES I Love You, Bless-ed Be, We're a PAGAN Family - Barney the Wiccan I DON'T FEAR WEAPONS, I FEAR THE LACK OF THEM I WOULD go outside, but I don't own a laptop! I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY I DON'T GO AROUND SHAKING HANDS WITH *APPRENTICES*! - Aahz I Hear Lorena Bobbitt's the new spokeswoman for Ginsu Knives I admit to being INEPT, INCOMPETENT and INDEBT I Want To Believe -- The X-Files I Drink Alone...All By Myself...With Nobody Else [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)