--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00003 Date: 04/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:43pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Hypocrisy is the Vaseline of political intercourse I *was* talking about *my* fantasy... and not 'yours'.. Thank you Hyenas! I HATE hyenas! --Timon, Lion Kings I DO NOT HAVE A GUT! I have... contours Hunter's little red choo choo done jumped the track I *LOVE* animals! Been busted seven times for it I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. -- BOB I DO HAVE A LIFE .... IT'S JUST INCREDABILY BORING Hysteria ... ^%#)%^@{]@!]|%#@+ I *was* talking about *my* fantasy...not yours.....Maybe later Hyenas. I hate hyenas. --Timon I *am* prejudicedagainst stupidity! -- The StarWolf Huzzah my butt! You satin-clad loser! - TV's Frank Hurry!UntieMeBeforeIt'sTooLate! J.J.J/ SpiderMan Classic I AM THE MAN..THAT COOLS...THE WORLD!!! - Sid Frost I *know* the phone bill's high-That's why I need a faster modem ; Hypochondriac: someone who enjoys bad health I AM my other Cat (I'm a Leo) I AM the button! Husband and dog missing - Reward for dog! Hypnotism: N. Tranced Hyacinth. A yank greeting a gal called Cynthia I AM standing I BBQ MY SPOTTED OWL USING GENUINE REDWOOD CHIPS! YUM YUM!! Hymie! Park the car and come kiss your son the sex gargoyle hello! I Can't Get No ... Assimilation! -Rolling Stones of Borg Hvordan skal jeg steike krabbene som jeg har skutt ? Hvordan skal jeg steike krabbene jeg har skutt ? Hypocrisy abounds as Rick spells "dyslexic" incorrectly Hurting yourself is not a sin; it's just stupid Humor is the lifebelt we use on life's river Hypotenuse: An occupied aircraft toilet Husbands and wives have two cars, two TV sets, and two of several other things, but only one opinion--hers Hungry? There is an abundance of food on the next level Hydro Song: Hertz so Good Humorless Toronto -- the place where people say Thank God it's Monday! I DO NOT YELL!! -Worf Hungry? Eat your union card Hypocrisy - Prejudice with a halo I AM PUSHING! - Keiko I Cling To My Imperfections As The Very Essence Of Me Husband: thinks he bosses the house . . . actually houses the boss Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility - James Thurber Humour is just another defense against the universe Hurry, your first impression is almost up! Huumeisiin sortuneet kissat = Hepokatit I AM THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT . . . where's my bwankey? Hunters drive; targets park. -- Chase Husband and Dog missing: Reward for Dog, Call after 5 Hunk 'o' useless programming I *LOVE* this thread! I AM KIROK! I AM KIROK! Kirok Hypotenuse: An aircraft toilet in use during flight Hurrah boys, we have them! -Gen'l Custer 18 I *said* cut my *hair* off of the ear!! -van Gogh Hump?, what hump? I Arthur! -Evil Arthur Clone Hypocrisy: Clinton's "holier-than-thou" 1992 Presidential platform Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient I Corinthians 15:51-57 Hurry near, another day is dying. - Fantine, Les Mis I *love* this job. - Scully (Beyond the Sea) Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got Hurray for our team! Tom cheered Huzzah my butt, you satin-suited Tolkien reading loser! Hurry please, the Creationists are coming! Hunger is a good sauce Hunter's Excuse: Too cold! Hungry? Eat Your Rice-Rocket!!! X Harley-Davidson Rules X (GW) Huukd on foniks wurked fur mee! ;) Heh! Heh! Hydrogen and Stupidity - the two most common elements Hypnotists DO IT beguilingly I *must* lead a charmed life I *never*! - Sir Robin the Not-So-Brave-As-Sir-Launcelot Hypocricy is the vaseline of political intercourse Humor, too, is one of His creations. - Father Mulcahy I *may* grow old,...BUT I *refuse* to grow up! ;*) I *do* believe in spooks, Idobelieveinspooks, Ido Ido Ido I Beat Bobby Fischer: Jess Player Hype up your myths and we'll hype up ours Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid. L. Long Hypocrite: A man who says he likes cats, but won't eat pussy I DID read the manual I *hope* that I can depend on you. Torres I BM, You BM, We all BM for IBM Hypochondria is the only disease I don't have I *did* read the docs; that's why I'm confused! HydraShoks - when the impact is important!!! I DEMAND that recipe, Sherry! - Crow as girls wrestle Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity I CAN'T go to hell, they won't take me! I * CATS! Especially for 1 hour at 350 with some veggies I *don't* care. You're the one who's doing the dying! Cat Hydrogen Bombs - The ultimate party gag! I DID go to hell. I was exiled for bootlegging icewater+ I Could Screw Up, But I Let The Computer Do It! Hungarian: "Yes, cigarettes. My hovercraft is full of eels." Hunting tanks is fun and easy! --USMC I CAN tell you,that he DID love her,for whatever that's worth. - Dax I *have* taken the astronavigation exams... NINE times. --Rimmer [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00004 Date: 04/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:43pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Hurry up and eat your gagh before it dies I *said* cut my *hair* off the ear!! -van Gogh Hunches: Based on facts filed away just below the conscious level HyperSpace: just take a valium and get back "down to earth!" Hyperbolic functions are a [e^X-e^(-X)]/2 Hw's Sarek? Kirk Hung from her bongle until she bingled - Tom Husband to lawyer....She can have everything...Not my computer Hurting yourself is not sinful - just stupid Humor section? In a feminist bookstore? Only a man Humorists... those who can talk sensibly about a controversy Hurt not Man unless he threatens us I *am* the Moderator, you twit! - Robert Craft Hypochondriac's headstone: I TOLD you I was sick! Husband to Wife, Why's this FREQing phone bill so high! I AM THE MAN....THAT POOLS...THE WORLD! - Sid the Bookie I BS daily.....oops, I mean BBS, of course Hunting season is all year long in genealogy Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink! I *could* be arguing in my spare time. - Monty Python I AM THAT I AM. - Exodus 3:14 Humourous or profound remark or quotation pending Hungry fella? There you go. - Ace Ventura Hurts, don't it? Tell your friends I *do* get pissed when people point guns at me! - Robinson I ... I ... I know you think I'm paranoid ... you all do. :-( Hunger In America: Heywood Jafeedme Husband found in cat house, will often be in dog house. Hydrogen bombs make great party gags! I CRUSH YOUR HEAD!!! I Am The Sleeper Who Has Awakened I AM NOT A MERRY MAN! (Worf, Star Date 99791.9) I DO NOT...I did not yell. -- Worf Husband and wife are considered one person in law I Come In Peace, Take Me To Your Modem Humor. It is a difficult concept. - @TO@ I /was/ listening but when I stopped talking it got really boring Hunter's Excuse: Partner sneezed Huzzah, whatever - Crow, boredly Hunters do it in the bush Hurry Ambassador, he's gaining on you! - Londo Molari I *think* that the messages were just tossed into this area by Hyperboles are the best things in the world Hypocrisy is calling the cops about the theft of your anarchy decals Huxley, Leary, the Illuminati... for when reality is too much Husband & Dog Missing---Reward For Dog! I AM PENTIUM OF BORG. YOU, Carole, WILL BE APPROXIMATED I *TRIED* to tell you! Lydia Hundreds of Sanctuary residents will die. --Sisko HydraShocks - when the impact is important!!! I Can't wait for MS-DOS 15.02! Hungry men think the cook lazy Hypochondriacs are really sick people I Brake For NO Cat! I *never* format my *brain*! It's error correckting. Or something Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME....BONNIE RAITT I AM THE GUYVER! -- Sean Hurry up because this offer won't last long I *hate* temporal mechanics. O'Brien 'n' O'Brien Humor?... Laat me niet lachen! Hydroplane: A/C designed to land on 20,000 ft wet runway I AM relaxed ... I just can't come to terms with it Humor is the hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt I Came here in search of Freedom but all I found were Taglines Hunt of --- Fruity Dog 6.2 Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers I Came, I Saw, I Left Hyrynsalmelta lydt ystvllisen kainuulaisen Hurry up, goldenrod, or you're going to be a permanent resident! Hydrophobia - fear of fire hydrants I Can't See The Difference: Sam Ting I CHOOSE NOT TO COPE! Husband: Proof that a woman CAN take a joke!!! I *am* stupid as I look, sir, but if I can help, I will. -Baldrick Hunter's Excuse: Can't see through forest Hyphenate between syllables and avoid un-necessary hyphens Hydrate or Die I Can't Run That Service Call cuz ... His Dog Is Talking To Me I CAN'T go to Hell. They're afraid I'm gonna take over! I AM prejudiced... against stupidity Hurting people is my business. -Sugar Ray Robinson Huuuuhh ! Hunter's Excuse: Too far away I AM ROBOMAIL OF BORG; REGISTEREGISTEREG I CAUGHT YOU...reading for the tagline UP! Huzzah my butt - Frank I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL I *KNOW* I saw you on L.A. Law! - Larry King to Patrick Stewart :-( Hush, you irreverent thing! - Anna Steven Hypocrite: see Bill Clinton Hup! [tosstosstosstosscrashwhumpthud] Aw... Nuts! I AM PUSHING! -- Keiko O'Brien I *really relate* to this one! I *did* have to go and open my mouth, didn't I? - TEC Hurricane? Oh yeah, THAT hurricane I *would* know good blue paint if it hit me on the nose...:) - TEC Hurting yourself is not sinful... just stupid. -- Heinlein Hurry, hurry, hurry/Before I go insane/I wanna be sedated... Ramones Husband and cats assimilated. Reward for return of cats [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00005 Date: 04/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:44pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL,but don't tell my wife Hydrogen bombs are great party gags Hyperrecipe. . . er, tagtree? I *do* have a suggestion if you need some ideas I *must* be a Taoist, everyone keeps telling me I am in the Way! Husband Class 501: Women don't want sleazy underwear for Christmas! Hyi paha peto Jaakko. Mene pois paha peto Jaakko I AM IRONMAN! Tom Servo I *hate* temporal mechanics! - O'Brien and O'Brien Humor... a difficult concept Hyperbole: Last game of the season for overactive football players Humor: The ability to laugh at the distress of others I ...er,... won't go any further on this *family* echo. I **meant** rope, and hoist, slowly I CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless! Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got Hunter's Excuse: Wrong spot! I *am* the Supreme Being. I'm not *entirely* dim -- Time Bandits Hush boy. You'll anger the Overlords. -- Joel Robinson I Am Having An Out Of Money Experience I Can Still Hear It, Screaming!, Screaming!, Screaming! - Baby Bird I AM SERVO-TRON, DESTROYER OF WORLDS! -- Tom Servo I Brake for Brunettes, Blondes, and cold Beer! Hypertagline. . . er, tagtree? I *couldn't* have cought it, I practice safe modem sex Hypocracy: An Amiga user calling OS/2 users "fanatics." Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue I *do* remember. I just remember differently. - Worf Hush! Hush! Secret! I came from a fortune cookie factory Hunter's Excuse: Tree jumped in front of me! I AM playing with a full deck - I just shuffle slowly I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink) I AM THE WALRUS, GOO-GOO-GOO-JOOB! Hutkneez: A condition suffered by some quarterbacks I *still* think the opal was a good idea, anyway Husband: A lover who pushed his luck too far Humorous tagline found, initiating theft sequence I *am* the Ghost of Christmas Future! Ooooooh! -- Al Calavicci I AM NOW AUTHORIZED TO USE PHYSICAL FORCE - E.D. 209 I *look* awesome you just *are* awesome Hunters do it with a big gun Hypocrite: a mortician trying to look sad at an expensiv I DID read the manual! That's why I'm confused !! I *should* know - I parked it for them! - Marvin Humpty Dumpty really died from high cholesterol! I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard d Hunters eat what they shoot I Compute, Therefore I Kludge I *give* Truth away. Why *buy* Clinton's lies? I CAN't die, Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Well, I saw it on X-Files Hungry bear alert! Hy did the punk rocker cross the road? To get hit by a car Humor-meter: [\........] Hmmph! It figures Hypotenoose: a dangerous triangle I AM CALM!!! %#%#&&^%(*#% Hurricane to cocanut: Grab nuts; no ordinary blow job Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car! Hurray for our team! said Tom cheerfully Humph - seems my memory randomly forgets Husband and Bird missing! Large reward for Bird! Hungry, thirsty, exhausted. Picard/Kamin Husband and wife plan fight. TIFF at 11 I *TRIED* to register it! I *love* purple! - Vicky Vale Hymy p{iv{ss{ vahvistaa poskilihaksiasi I *told* the Muse I'm not a masochist, so why is the whip out again? I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE BUSY, said Death I Am The Possessor Of The Pressence I *S*W*I*P*E*D* the entire file (Thanks, Cal) I AM THE MAN...THAT RULES..LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES! - Sid Gump Hungry Dieter--May bite if provoked I AM the kind of person your parents warned you about I DARE you not to buy this - Crow on freezer Hydra Shock is NOT doing a belly flop in the water I *know* I have an afterlife. 1 John 5:11-12 says so Hundertausend lemminge koennen sich einfach nicht irren Humor. It is a difficult concept. - Moderator I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You? Hypnotists DO IT on the count of three I *love* this joke! -- Crow T. Robot Hypnotic Sphincter (Specter) I Bring Great Joy: In the city of David is born, a baby boy I Believe in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Clinton's integrity Hunt and peck.. No, more like search and destroy Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx I AM... THE MAN... WHO WULES... THE WOWLD!!! - Sid Fudd I *tried* to explain it to you guys, but do you listen? ;) Hyperion's forward guns powering up. - Ivanova Hunka, Hunka, Chocolate Cake Elvis Presley I AM hoLDiNg YOur mail HosTage. SENd $1000 TO my SiTe Hunting Lodge Restroom Signs. SETTERS and POINTERS I AM CORNHOLIO! I need TP for my bunghole! - Beavis/Cornholio I AM THE MOST FIENDISH TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE DARKEST NIGHT Humor-meter: [\ ] Hmmph! Thought so I AM NOT GETTING AGGRESSIVE! I *was* talking about food, and NOT schemes...:) - TEC I *am* spider-man! Look! I've got talons and everything! -- Miguel I *was* first in line. Until the little hairball was born. - Scar [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4E00006 Date: 04/07/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:45pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines