--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4C00000 Date: 04/06/98 From: ANDREW SLY Time: 05:30pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Flintstones tags? Ok, here's a request. Any Flintstones taglines floating around out there? Andrew ... Rimmer, sir, you are a Smeghead. - Kryten ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F (395 Taglines) In file Reddwarf.tag --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Crazy Train ][ (1:340/88) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4C00001 Date: 04/04/98 From: CRAIG MEEKINS Time: 09:42am \/To: BOBBY SAYLOR (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Terminat 5 * MOOD: Always bent outta shape)( Quotes from the original message written at 21:24:00 on 01-Apr-98 BS> I use Tag Line Express v3.30...But I dont' know how to do any BS> mail stuff with my Ter5 pro....How do I do QWK mail with it? Well you actually don't use Terminate per se, but rather use the mail reader program TerMail that came with it. Yes you can use Terminate to receive and send the mail packets but you have to have a reader to use them. TerMail is a excellent program to so such. If you installed it with Terminate all you have to do is go through the configuration program to set up for your needs. This may take some time depending on your working experience with text based cfg files. After you get TerMail running correctly you can add in TLX or what ever tagline manager you prefer. I personally like TMNice. C Meekins -Internet: cmeekins@viperlink.net .!. Perfect Offline Experiance=Terminate+TerMail+TMNice+Fosters! --- Terminate 5.00/Pro TerMail/QWK Terminate point system * Origin: Get All Your Fido Here! telnet://docsplace.dynip.com (1:3603/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4C00002 Date: 04/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:50pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. - William Gilbert Howdy Hitler! - Tom as cowboy raises hand How's about some *Taglines*??? Coming Up! How wise are they that are but fools in love Hummingbirds can't remember the words to the song How will playing cards help? * Spock Hows that for digging out the fossilized mash 1-liners? Huh? Where am I? ...and why am I in this handbasket? Humor in the humor echo??? Whatta joke!!!! :-) Human females are so ugly! - Lursa ST:G Howe's Law: Every man has a scheme that will not work How's it going, Mr. P.? Poor. Sorry to hear that. No, I mean pour How would you like to eat this earring I've got on? Ro Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** Fault, @TOFIRST@ Howdy Hitler! -- Tom Servo Humans are subject to decay How's life treating you?...It's not, Sammy, but you can! Humor is like a needle and thread; deftly used, it can patch up just about anything Huh. Huh. Hey Beavis! Cool, He said Butt! Huh. Huh Humans are animals in search of the ultimate orgasm Humans exist so that cats will have someone to pet them Hum.... back to the matters at hand, what a shame though ! Hug your kids at home, Belt them in the car! Hukt on foniks wurks fr mi!! How's that for briefity? (ish) How's it goin', eh? 'Member me? 'Member??? Human metaphor Pardon me -- Data Hullo, Mrs. Cutout! Hugh French's memory is truly random-access Hummmm, I had a tagline when I came in here <*CLICK*> <*clunk*> Hteo bih sadrzaj zbunjene glave sa necim jacim da zamenim, Hummingbirds can never remember the words! How to name it Heaven, if my cats are not there? Hug: a roundabout way of expressing affection How to make a cat bark: gasoline, match, kitty go "WHOOOOOOF!" Humans sin both by omission and commission Humility is no substitue for a good personality! How weird can one message/thread/recipe/conference get? HowManyLawyersDoesItTakeToChangeALightbulb? Hula Girls... Hula Girls... Hula Girls... - F! Hozone: place in heaven for lost socks Human senses aren't worth beans - Hobbes Hows that for brevity? (ish) Huh? What? Am I on-line? Humankind cannot bear much reality Hubbing: More fun than being a SYSOP Hulkamania is dead - Accept it How'd I hook up with you anyway? - Mojo to Spiral Hug a Cat it's good for you How'd we ever get this far? Huh He, Huh, HuhuhThis Tagline Sucks However did it come to this? -Pink Floyd How to neutralize the Borg: Install Windows on their system How your lost love affects your vision doctor, doesn't interest me! Human Error #1. Hit User to Reset How's it going in those modular love units?? Howdy do sir, I'm looking for the lady of the house. --Garibaldi [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4C00003 Date: 04/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:50pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Huge tag collection: He's dead, Jim... in 1,976 languages and dialects Humans are very peculiar How will it end? - Centari Emperor In fire - Ambassador Kosh How would MacGyver handle this? Hugs until you swoon with Carnal Desire, Craving the -Slap!!!!- Humans are such easy prey Hugh thrown off ship....man overborg! How unoriginal! How jejune! - Calvin Howmanylettersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintojustonetaglineanyway Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with dragons for snacks Hummf, stealing a stolen tagline Human reason & experience, the only sources of knowledge How to stay cool #4: Keep it short How you look depends on who you are!!!!!! How to reduce your 486's speed by 10 MHz: Enter Windows How would you feel about me Assimilating you? - Troi of Borg Hubble telescope, now searching for Mars Probe Huh uh huh uh, You said .WAD! -Butt-Head Humans: Useful domestic animals, popular with cats How to spell Canada: C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? Howdy Doody had 48 freckles Hummingbirds / can't remember the words However, no order can keep me from frightening them. - Scott Humility is in the I's of the Beholder Howard Stern: Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.* How ya feelin'? You task me, F!... - Guitierrez Howard Stern: King Of All Media How'd you get that big ol' Harley up there on the high dive, anyway? Human parents don't love their children as Cardassians do.--Madred Human beings don't live like this Hugs: One size fits all, and they're easy to exchange Hug a firefighter and feel warm aaalllll over How would you feel about life if Death were your older sister? Huhuhuh.... SHUT UP BUTTHEAD! How will you spend the next one billion years? How's the new defence grid coming? - Sheridan How's wife? Kids? Hard disk? How'd *that* get in there? -- Tom Servo Humans are not allowed to dance in this parade Humble pie is better with ketchup Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough. -- Alan Kay Howdy Hitler! - Tom Servo, as cowboy raises hand Humans sin by both omission as well as commission How's life in the fast lane? ...Dunno, can't get on the on-ramp Humans have a way of showing up when you least expect them. - Sela Humans spring eternal on hope's breast How'd you find out about the subliminals???? Hug a firefighter - feel warm all over Hug your sysop daily, send him candy on his birthday How to multitask MS-DOS: Run PCTask twice on a Amiga! How....how can this be?! - Gowron Humankind cannot bear very much reality How was your date with Madonna? - Crow T. Robot on bound/gagged guy How's your machochism? Hrmph! Is that intended as a direct attack on my integrity?! Howard Stern: Proof that humans shouldn't cross-breed How you know when you have run out of invisible ink? How would you like to be knee-deep in floor? - Hoolihan to Radar Humans smile with so little provocation Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square! How was your date w/Madonna? - Crow on bound/gagged guy Humans are hard to train, but they are the only slaves cats have How was it? ..Fine! Oh, I mean 'not good' Hugh Hefner is a virgin Howdy?!!! Howdy?!!! are you a hick or something Human beings were created by water, to carry it uphill How'd ya like to make $14 the hard way? How'm I lookin'? ... Lookin' NICE! * The Cat Huh He, Huh, Huhuh, EhuhThis Tagline Sucks Huh? I've yet to see a Klingon with a beer gut and a pony tail How you doin', you ol' curmudgeon? - Anna Steven How to play a joke on a man who likes to argue - agree with him! How was I gonna get an education, sitting right back of Bobbi Ann Mason Humor always plays very close to the hot fire of truth Human Cleaners: We'll clean your humans overnight! -- Joel How to reed and spel fonetiklee - by Little Jimmy Gunn Huh, huh... like, Do what Thou Wilt, and stuff! Howdy Rush! Tripple cow-pie dittos from Inbred, Alabama! How'd the Aggie junkie die? He drowned snorting Coke How truly fascinating! - Tua verba animum meum tenent! Human - the OTHER white meat! Hug a shapeshifter during Deep Space Nine's Founders Day! How to make a long story short: Forget the punch line Howdya (bweek) turn (bweek) off(bweek) Exploding Windows? Humans want to be good, but not too good and not all the time Huh, huh. Facism is cool. Huh, Huh Howzat funny? - Anna Steven Hugh today, BORG tomorrow How to make your own XT compatible: Run windows on a 486 How'll I laugh tomorrow, when I can't even smile today? How's God? Errr, she's black, sir How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! How'd I lose? Sh-sh-shoot... - Hookbill Hug Your SysOp daily, Send Her Candy On Her Birthday How to speed up an IBM PC ? With 9.81m/s^2 ! Human Intelligence - The greatest oxymoron ever! Humans - the only species that hunts itself However, it is approximately 1.2 million times as intense. - Data How to make a million $'s: First, get a million $'s [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4C00004 Date: 04/06/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:51pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Human females are SO repulsive! Duras Sister Humans: The species that should have never been Hukt on Fonicks Wurckt 4 Mea Humans just don't have the lobes for profitmaking. - Quark Hug a fencer; you'll get what you epee' for Human: an erudite ape with less hair and more money Humans are the only species on Earth. We just act like it Human intervention accounts for 87% of all lost data Hukt on foniks wurkt fur mee! Hugh Hefner- Breast size is irrelevent, Oh m'god i"ve been assimilated Hugh Jass? Somebody check the mensroom for a Hugh Jass Howdy do all you out there in TV land, Crow T. reporting Hugbees. - Mike I love that! - F! Huey Lewis of Borg: It's Hip To Be Square! Human: The only animal who can be skinned more than once Humans: the only species that lets their children return Hozone: Where 1 sock in every load disappears to! Humans with a Vulcan! You're from the future! Gary Seven Hukt oN FoNiks wurcT FoRe Mi How to tune a ukulele: My DOS has fleas How you get so big eating food of that kind - Yoda Humanity's Unique Potential is preached - drink! How would you like a medal? - BJ. Only for desertion. - Klinger Huked on foniks wurced 4 mi - Geco Human ERROR - It's all ***YOUR*** Fault How'd it die? Get into your food? - Kira to Quark Human women are too fragile! - Worf How weird can one message/thread/tagline/conference get? Hug children after you discipline them Humans shouldn't second guess their creator Humor is so subjective Hummingbirds never remember the words to songs Humble and proud of it!!! How to solve the problems in the middle east: DEL I*.*_ Humans and aliens alone in the night Humans are unusually attached to their offspring. - Troi Huh huhhey BeavisI'm playing tag with my line..huh huh How's our little gun toting trollop? - Mike Humble hearts have humble minds and they don't make good customers Huh? Get a job? What for? I'm trying to think! Human & a salt shaker, fused into one -Crow on space suit How're your Russian lessons coming? Human history: race between education and catastrophe Hug a giant gaseous planet today Humanity persists inspite of itself Huh? What's a modem? #$% NO CARRIER How's this for diplomacy? Shoot them all! -- Kirk Hubris antedates a gravity-impelled descent How you get from birth to death is a purely personal issue How'd *that* get in there? How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it! How's *this* for a wet dream, Joey?-Freddy Krueger How's that fit, you fancy pants? - Mike How to make Windows go faster? Throw it harder! Howdy doodly doo! -- Talkie Toaster (tm) However, some insensitive types have nicknamed us the 'Dirty Pair' Human consciousness is a Background Process How to women get mink? The same way mink get mink Huge tag collection: "He's dead, Jim..." in 1,976 languages & dialects How'd she get back in the dress so fast? - Crow Hrmph! Another response from the peanut gallery Humankind cannot bear very much reality. - T.S. Eliot How would you like to have me gut you? - Vella Hugs: One size fits all & they're easy to exchange Howdy, Pilgrim - John Wayne Huh ? Sense What ? I Don't Get It ?...(Deanna Troi) How're ya gonna do it? PS/On it! Howl from Beyond: Howl from Behind How very oddand to think all this time I'd fancied myself free. Hmmm Humor and profit lie not all in one sack. George Herbert Hows your wife and my kids??? How ya like me now? Huh?? Bottle? Humans aren't good engineers? - O'Brien No, men. - Gilora Howdy, that your zombie, ma'am? - Mike as cop Humble pie is always hard to swallow with your pride HowmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintooneTagline.....? Howd'ya hide money from a Hippie? Put it under the soap How would you like me to get over there, sir!? - T.Riker Humor is reason gone mad Huh huh huh Welcome to the credit card world dude! huh huh huh Hum be doo wap bap boo da doo bop bop bop dop Human females are so repulsive. B'Etor Humans: Ugly bags of mostly water How to turn an Operating system into a paperweight: Install OS/2 Hubbies wish they had as much fun out as their wives think they do Huh...? What...? I've been here before Humans: Bet you can't eat just one - Lhyanna How to make a cat float: Put it in blender, add 2 scoops of ice-cream Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing Human (n): Useful domestic animal popular with cats Human equality is a contingent fact of history. -Steven Jay Gould Hummingbirds are nature's way of teaching humility to cats! However, some taglines are quite boring How's Ensign Pillsbury? He's bread, Jim! How to rid yourself of doubt - or should you? p.458 How'd you know I own 3 TV's and only 2 books...what's wrong with that? How to put simply that wihch is not a simple thing...? Hrmph. Species is a VERY specific thing. :) - Dire Wolf Hrkljus! Hrkljus! Hrkljus! Hrkljus! Hrkljus! Hrkljus! [End Tags]