--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500031 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:13pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Pooh Tags Bother, said Pooh, as Klingons beamed into the 100 Acre Wood. Bother, said Pooh, as Klingons boarded the Enterprise. Bother, said Pooh, as Kosh turned out to be Piglet. Bother, said Pooh, as Kwisatz butchered him for his paws and liver. Bother, said Pooh, as Kwisatz gave him to the Emperor. Bother, said Pooh, as Kwisatz Haderach ran to him with his pants down. Bother, said Pooh, as Larry tried to kill him. Bother, said Pooh, as Leia stepped on him. Bother, said Pooh, as Lestat gave him the choice he never had. Bother, said Pooh, as Limbaugh moved out of range. Bother, said Pooh, as Londo missed another chance at redemption. Bother, said Pooh, as Londo plotted against him. Bother, said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt ((Need I say more?)) Bother, said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the be bed. Bother, said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt tied him to the bed. Bother, said Pooh, as Lorena Bobbitt waved a knife in front of him Bother, said Pooh, as Lursa and B'Etor conceived his children. Bother, said Pooh, as Lwaxana began giving him Oomox. Bother, said Pooh, as Macgyver butchered him for his paws and liver. Bother, said Pooh, as Macgyver gave him to the Emperor. Bother, said Pooh, as Macgyver posted again. Bother, said Pooh, as Macgyver ran to him with his pants down. Bother, said Pooh, as Macgyver wrought terrible revenge upon him. Bother, said Pooh, as MacLeod disconnected his head. Bother, said Pooh, as MacLeod took his Quickening (and his head). Bother, said Pooh, as Marvin spoke to him again. Bother, said Pooh, as Micro Machines failed to run on his Nintendo. Bother, said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and went silent. Bother, said Pooh, as millions of voices cried out and were silenced. Bother, said Pooh, as Morden asked him what he wanted. Bother, said Pooh, as Morden asked what he wanted. Bother, said Pooh, as Mr. @TOLAST@ gave him a demerit. Bother, said Pooh, as Mr. @TOLAST@ murdered his girlfriend. Bother, said Pooh, as Mr. Blaes gave him a demerit. Bother, said Pooh, as Ms. Bobbitt pulled up. Bother, said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in, guns drawn. Bother, said Pooh, as Mulder and Scully rushed in. Bother, said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge unto him. Bother, said Pooh, as Naiman wrought terrible revenge upon him. Bother, said Pooh, as NBC canceled Star Trek. Bother, said Pooh, as Necromancer flat lined him. Bother, said Pooh, as nuclear war broke out. Bother, said Pooh, as O.J. ran him over in a white Bronco. Bother, said Pooh, as O.J. Simpson ran him over in A Ford Bronco. Bother, said Pooh, as Odo collapsed in his lap. Bother, said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of purple. Bother, said Pooh, as Odo morphed into several shades of red. Bother, said Pooh, as Odo ordered him off the Promenade. Bother, said Pooh, as one of the Forsaken appeared in his dreams. Bother, said Pooh, as Owl punched his lights out. Bother, said Pooh, as Patrick replied to @TOFIRST@'s message. Bother, said Pooh, as Patton slapped him. Bother, said Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railroads. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet acquired all four Railway stations. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet became possessed by a demon. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet came back from the dead. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco & smiled. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet covered both hands with Crisco and smiled. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet covered his naked body in whipped cream. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet finished the last of his whiskey. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet gave his Pink Floyd album back scratched. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet got caught in the escalator. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet had just bought a Macintosh. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet pulled out the Anal Intruder. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pooh-tang. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet refused to give him some Pussy. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to Cthulhu. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark gods. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet sacrificed him to the dark one. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet stabbed him repeatedly. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet stepped on the land mine. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money at knife point. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet stole his pocket money. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet struck a match in the gas spillage. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet took his modem away from him. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet tried to cast fireball. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet turned up on the meat counter. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with the riding crop. Bother, said Pooh, as Piglet whipped him with Z*Viding crop. Bother, said Pooh, as pin fell out of the grenade. Bother, said Pooh, as President Clinton said kiss it. Bother, said Pooh, as Q destroyed the universe. Bother, said Pooh, as Quark cheated him. Bother, said Pooh, as Quark showed him the Ferengi print. Bother, said Pooh, as Rabbit pushed him off the speeding train. Bother, said Pooh, as racked another round into his M16. Bother, said Pooh, as racked up another frag. Bother, said Pooh, as Rahvin obliterated Piglet with Balefire. Bother, said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compacter. Bother, said Pooh, as ran C3PO through the trash compactor. Bother, said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil. Bother, said Pooh, as realized that Rabbit was indeed gay. Bother, said Pooh, as received his CompuServe bill. Bother, said Pooh, as Ro Laren kicked him in the crotch. Bother, said Pooh, as Rob replied to Gibson's message. Bother, said Pooh, as Robert posted again. Bother, said Pooh, as rolled his F16 into a six-gee turn. Bother, said Pooh, as Sailor Moon threatened to punish him. Bother, said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to rest. Bother, said Pooh, as Satan laid his soul to waste. Bother, said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the fine print. Bother, said Pooh, as Satan pointed out the small print. Bother, said Pooh, as Scotty beamed him up. Bother, said Pooh, as Sculled and Mulder were taken off the case. Bother, said Pooh, as Scully and Mulder were taken off the case. Bother, said Pooh, as seaQuest DSV sprung a leak. Bother, said Pooh, as security closed in... Bother, said Pooh, as several Italians pinched his butt. Bother, said Pooh, as Shaq jammed one in his face! Bother, said Pooh, as Sharon approached. Bother, said Pooh, as Sharon Stone uncrossed her legs. Bother, said Pooh, as Sheridan decompressed the airlock. Bother, said Pooh, as small, furry creatures flogged his nipples. Bother, said Pooh, as Smurfette got dressed. Bother, said Pooh, as someone else stole his taglines. Bother, said Pooh, as someone flamed him for no reason. Bother, said Pooh, as someone swiped his tagline. Bother, said Pooh, as Soran destroyed the nearby sun. Bother, said Pooh, as Spock called @TO@ logical. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500032 Date: 04/04/98 From: JOHN ALDRICH Time: 01:43pm \/To: MODERATOR (Read 2 times) Subj: Cfmt-Tv Hello Moderator! Thursday April 02 1998 22:40, Moderator wrote to Epitome: M> ... United States National Flower: the concrete clover leaf. *SWIPE* Thanks... :) John ... Rover! Look out for that truck! {SPLAT}$#%#$#!@$# NO TERRIER --- GoldED/386 2.50+ 91LM1 * Origin: The Dungeon BBS 33.6/V.34 24-hours 423/875-4137 (1:362/669) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500033 Date: 04/04/98 From: JOHN ALDRICH Time: 02:16pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Trek-related tags Hello All! === Begin Trek-Tag.Tag === "A lesser doctor might've been fooled. I, however..."--HoloDoc "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Kirk ST:II "Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra!" - Riker "Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan "Captain, I need to kill someone." - Worf "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf "Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE" - Entire Enterprise crew. "Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." Troi "Cut life support to all quarters with children" - Picard "Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9 "Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc." - Deanna "Data! I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted." "Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind." -Kirk "Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared... "Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk "Everybody remember where we parked". -- Adm. Kirk, STIV "Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo "Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting. "Fascinating." Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny. "Fire, Mr. Worf!" [Worf picks up extinguisher] "Flowers for a mister Jean-Luc Pickard?" Q "Hat? What hat? That's a helipad for munchkins." Guinan "He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears." - Spock "How can you be deaf with ears like that?" - McCoy "How do I set my phaser to tickle?" "I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!" - Odo "I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!" - Hugh "I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!" - Worf "I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana." -Picard "I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared. "I'm all ears, hooman!" - DaiMon Perot "I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira "I'm the Doctor... gotta love me!" - Bashir "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein "It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!" - Data "Klingons choose their friends very carefully" - Guinan "Mister Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?" "MuNuQ!" said Pooh as his bat'leth broke in half. "My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey "My name is Crusher. Where's Ensign Walnut?" - Beverly "No good buys, just amenities." Yar at the mall "Number One, buy me a Pontiac!" Picard "Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnotic, Captain" - Geordi "Scotty, beam us aboard". "Aye, sir. Will a 2x4 do?" "Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids..." "Stop smirking Number One." - Picard "Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast!" - Picard "Take my Worf, please!" - Data (The Outrageous Okana) "Tennis is irrelevant." - Bjorn Borg "That's not a tagline! It's Odo!" - Sisko "They...was laughing... ...a lot... ...I don't...get it...." "What's up, Doc?" - Ensign Bugs to Crusher "Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys!" - Bashir # of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000 #1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine" #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA..... * <- Tribble  <- Tribble on drugs * <- Tribble  <- Teenage mutant ninja tribble * <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble. * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg * <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll * <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing * <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying * <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery * <- Tribble * <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane * <- Tribble * <- Tribble Snorkelling * <- Tribble * <- Squared tribbles * <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing * <- Tribble ,* <- Tribble peg-leg with cane * <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut * <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble * <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones * <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger * <- Tribble ^^ <- Viking Tribble * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble * <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble. * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble * <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling * <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven * <- Tribble <- after the wash cycle * <- Tribble <- Bald tribble after hairclub vis * <- Tribble <- Tribble listening to rock music * <- Tribble <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks * <- Tribble * <- Sergeant tribble * <- Tribble <- Tribble in Transporter. * <- Tribble ------ <- Tribble-kabob * <- Tribble <- Baby Tribble with bottle * <- Tribble <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble <- Tribble in cap and gown * <- Tribble <- Tribble after Biology lab * <- Tribble <- Tribble after big dinner * <- Tribble <- Tribble wearing condom * <- Tribble <- Hare Krishna Tribbles * <- Tribble <- Tribble with a hula hoop * <- Tribble <- dissected tribble * <- Tribble <- Tribble after a close shave * <- Tribble <  o o <- Tribbles and Rock! * * * <- TribbleS o o o <- Tribbles after hair cut! * * * <- Tribbles    <- Tribbles on drugs * * * <- Tribbles    <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles * * * <- Tribbles *' *' *' <- Tribbles with an attitud * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles snorkelling. * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- Squared tribbles * * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla * * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald tribbles * * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Tribbles on a windy day * * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles after the wash * * * <- Tribbles <- after the wash cycle * * * <- Tribbles <- after hairclub visit * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles on a windy day. * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks * * * <- Tribbles <- after being stuck in elevator * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles after Biology lab * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles wearing condoms * * * <- Tribbles <- Hare Krishna Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles on drugs. * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles with hula hoops * * * <- Tribbles <- dissected tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Minimized Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven. * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Picard tribbles * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig * <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla *****************Dang*Tribbles****************** ***ď*** < Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter. */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing. */ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight *// *// *// <- Tribbles Going Skiing *8 *8 *8 <- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll. *> - | <- Tribble Archery *\\ *\\ *\\ <- Tribbles Going Skiing *^ *^ <- Tribbles Praying *}- <- Tribble Olympics: Archery * <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane * * <- Tribbles Snorkelling * Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left! 2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same" <-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- Tribble & onion kabob. Riker ===__-+- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__ A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble. A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted. A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes Actually it is an interplanetary greeting. After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase. Ah'd rather be ah Dwarf! Air Geordis  TNG Footwear All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive? All right, set phasers to deep fat fry! And look....no split ends!  Worf And now, the current score ... Deep Space 9, Babylon 5. And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh... Au contraire, mon capitan! HE'S BAAAACK!!! Q BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine. Beverly BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? BORGer King. Your way is irrelevant. BUFFERS=7 FILES=5, 2nd Down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! Be wewy wewy quiet...I'm hunting Womulins!! Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines. Being one man too many, Ensign Extra is booted off the E. Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on. Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye! Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Tagline theft is futile. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Taglines are irrelevent. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation. Borg.Com found! (A)ssimilate (C>hange channel BorgDOS 5.0: Assimilate another (Y/N)? Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games Borgasm, n. The ecstacy of being assimilated. Borger King: Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Bush Borg  The economy is irrelevant. C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes. Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n] Captain ... one ... harmless ... little ... Tribble? Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds! Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons. Captain, stop staring at my chest! Troi Captain, we have engaged dataschlurp mode! Caution - Moose crossing ahead ʼ Clinton Borg Inhaling is irrelevant. Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired. Commander, tell me about your sexual organs. Soren Computer, microwave decks 5-10 until piping hot. BEEP! Computer, you and I need to have a little talk. O'Brien Computers ARE the future? Oh the future looks grim! Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research. Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge? Riker Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow Wesley DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android DATA!?! What are you doing to that cat? Troi Damn It Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!! Darn! Out of tribble tags! Darn! Still out of tribble tags. Data becomes vilently ill with a computer virus. Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better! Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer. Data/Spock '96 the Logical Choice! Dax: just another slug with a pretty face.... Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac. Deanna tries to read my mind and sees taglines. Deanna, I have been having these dreams.... Data Deanna, do you have to wear those spurs to bed? Riker Did Qmodem originate in the Q continuum? Distance is irrelevant. Pythagoras of Borg Do androids dream of electric sheep? Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there. Geordi Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! Kirk Dust-balls: The cheap man's Tribble Earth- Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.) Eat triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong! Energize. Hey! Where'd that bunny come from! Ensign Singer... Make it sew. Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.... Ensign, engage datasuck mode! Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny. Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips. First contact missions mean virgin planets! Riker Foghorn Leghorn of Borg: PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M ASSIMILATING YOU, BOY! Friday the 13th Pt. 25  Jason takes the Enterprise! From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee! Khan From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc. Frostbite Falls Minnesota, home of Watsa Matta U. Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991 Shakka, when the walls fell. Giddyup, Beverly! Picard Give it to Riker- he'll eat anything! Graduate of Darth Vader School of Personnel Management HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline. He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong? He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served He's Jim, Dad"--McCoy Intros his CO to his family. He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace. Geordi He's bluffing. He wouldn't shoot the nose. He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his watch! He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. Health is the slowest rate at which one can die. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tribble out of my hat! Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a Modem... wanna see? Honor has nothing to do with it. Bend over. Picard How come I can never find Troi when I'm angry at her? How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"? I *like* unmitigated gall. Worf I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective? I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim... Ooh, donuts. I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts... I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated. I am Sam. Of Borg, I am. Will you assimilate green eggs and ham? I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man! I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease. Beverly I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building! Wesley I don't care if you don't like my ponytail! Worf I don't steal taglines, I replicate them. I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill.. I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed. Q I have a saddle too, Jean-Luc.... Beverly I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco. I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion Kirk I said Crusher, NOT Crush her! Worf to his brother Kurn. I'm not a Vulcan, but I play one on TV Leonard Nimoy I'm too sexy for my head. Worf Is it true that you can take any form? Bashir to Odo Is that a tribble on your head or is this a Bad Hair day? Is that toupe or is a TRIBBLE on your head? It is...It is......It is green. Data It was not my intention to amuse you. Spock STV It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!! It's Ensign Pillsbury! He's BREAD, Jim! Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth? Jean-Luc, I love it when you're boring. Beverly Kirk's Motto: If you can bang it, it ain't dead! Klingon Marines, When it absolutely has to be blown up overnight! Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..." Klingon adaptation of Earth sport: Full-contact golf. Klingon prompt: Strike any user when ready. Klingon vessel uncloaking....or is it Odo? Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed! Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant. Locutus to replicator: Pennzoil, 40 weight, hot. MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)? Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." Make me breakfast, and perhaps I'll consider it. Troi May the Farce be with you! McBorg'ers: Over 10000000 assimilated. Mister Worf, show these children the airlock. Picard Morning, darling. Q Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter Picard Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!! Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go? Mumbling to himself, Picard figures out the cheese grater My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la... My God, it's full of Yars! My modem isn't slow- it's "baudily challenged!" My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice. My other computer is a Borg. My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird... N-C-C-One-Seven-Oh-One. No bloody A, B, C, or D. Scotty Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\ Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen. Odo Burger: It's a burger! It's a shake! It's fries! OdoQWK 1.0: It shapes itself to work with your software. Oh no! Not the Bajoran Death Chant! Ro Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark? Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately? Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship. Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum! Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag. Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks. Picard/Riker'96! Leadership for The Next Generation! Push Keiko. Push. Push Keiko. Push. PUSH! Worf Q on acid. think about it. Q:What do I have to do to convince you people? Worf:Die. Quadrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong! Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji. Q RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching. Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek. Red is not my color. Data Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Troi and a six-pack. Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe. Riker's trombone backfires, creating a tagline. Robosmurf vs. the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D. Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANON! Rule of Aquisition #7: Keep your ears open. Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant. Taco Borg Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant. STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY! Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim Scotty, hurry. Beam me out of he!@#$%^&*( NO CARRIER Scotty: "What is it?" Data: "It is... it is green." Second star to the right & straight on till morning... See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911! Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! Simple... Just do this... Wesley Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki NO CARRIER Sleep, Data Picard/Locutus So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc. Q Spock, quick, I smell tribbles! Spock, you are such a putz! Spock/Data 1996: The Logical Choice Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal. Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry...it never happened! The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt The Computer is impressed with Data's hardware. The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus The Trill Is Gone B.B. Dax The UARTs can't take much more o' this Captain! There are *FOUR* lights! Picard There is an historic opportunity here. Spock/STVI This is an airlock, Allow me to demonstrate Worf To Baldly go where....where did my hair go? Picard To HELL with the Prime Directive....FIRE!!! Kirk To boldly go where no one has gone before. To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine. Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye! Data Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym. Tribble Math: * + Grain = *********** Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you. Troi: She's not just window dressing any more... Vamoose, ya little varmint! Data Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact. Data Very unfortunate. We will be dead. Worf Vulcans do it with their fingers. Vulcans stole my homework! Nog WA*R*NIN*G:* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e! WARNING: I Operate On A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes? We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday. We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn. Sisko Weren't you one of the little people? Q Wesley Crusher, please report to airlock 5! Wesley's temper tantrum: "I want a new universe for Xmas" What a long, strange trip it's been! What the hell is going on here? Riker When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker! Bashir When Klingons pluck their eyebrows, they do it with HONOR While drunk, O'Brien builds a leprechaun transporter. Why are there no blue M&M's? With all due respect, be gone! Sir. Worf With all due respect....BEGONE! Sir. Worf Women: You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts- Norm Worf becomes anrgy at the thought of brushing his teeth. Worf for Windows  TNG Word Processor Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework" Worship me! I am the Picard! Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! Daffy Duck of Borg You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile! You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem. You n Me and a Borg named Hugh, living & assimilating . You really piss me off Jim. McCoy You seem unimpaled so far.... Q You think I care which way you face? O'Brien You! In the red, investigate that noise. Kirk You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you.... Q You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf? Beverly You're not afraid of heights, are you Doctor? Worf You're probes have touched me, Mr. Spock. Sargon === End Trek-Tag.Tag === John ... Many people mistake their imagination for their memory. --- GoldED/386 2.50+ 91LM1 * Origin: The Dungeon BBS 33.6/V.34 24-hours 423/875-4137 (1:362/669) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500034 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:08pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Borg Tags  BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?   It's Hip To Be Square  --Borg song.  Bad Borg Bad Borg Whatcha gonna do when they assimilate you...   BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT ARE THEY GOOD FOR?   I'm to sexy for the Borg... - J. L. Picard  I'm to sexy for the Borg... --Picard.  It's Hip To Be Square  - Borg song.  Me and You and a Borg Named Hugh   My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la...  The Borg Are Back An' There's Gonna Be Trouble, Hey Na, Hey Na...  You n Me and a Borg named Hugh, living and assimilating.... - Marcel Marceau of Borg . -- MORN of Borg. # <--Tribble after Borg assimilation. ### Borg tagline. #1 BORG Hit Parade We all sleep in a single subroutine. #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA. #1 on BORG Hit Parade... We all sleep in a single subroutine. #1 on BORG Hit Parade: Borg in the 'Hood'! #1 on BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine. #2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA. 'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea. 'He is a borg!' --Worf 'I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts!' 'm Dyslexsic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated 'Resistance is futile ,dude' Barteekus of Borg. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)ntegrate into Borg collective. (BorgDOS 1.0) C:> Assimilate another? Y/n? (BorgDOS 1.0) C:\> Assimilate another? Y/y? (BorgDOS 1.0) C:\>Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N (BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N? (BorgDOS 1.0) [A:\] Assimilate another? (y/n)? (No Borg Tags please! I already have about 750.) * <- Tribble }:-( <- @tofirst@ Tribble after Borg assimilation. * <- Tribble }:-( <- Marty Tribble after Borg assimilation. * <- Tribble <- Tribble after Borg assimilation * - Tribble # - Tribble After Meeting Borg * - Tribble # - Tribble After Borg Assimilation. * - Tribble # - Tribble After Meeting Borg * - Tribble # - Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg * <- Tribble # <-- Tribble of Borg * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * -- Tribble # -- Borg tribble * -- Tribble # -- Tribble After Borg Assimilation. * -- Tribble # -- Tribble assimilated by Borg. * -- Tribble # --- Tribble after Borg assimilation. * <-- Tribble. # <-- Tribble of Borg. * <-Tribble. # <-Tribble after Borg assimilation. *Inform Starfleet:I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday. . --Morn of Borg ...and all the Borg left was this macintosh. ...and all the Borg left was this pile of forms... ...and now, here's Locutus of Borg, singing Assimilatable You. ...and the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh. ...the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh... 007 of Borg: A View to An Assimilation. 007 of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die. 007 of Borg: Assimilation Is Forever. 007 of Borg: Assimilations are Forever. 007 of Borg: From Borg with Love. 007 of Borg: License to Assimilate. 007 of Borg: Mr. Kiss Kiss Borg Borg. 007 of Borg: On Her Majesty's Secret Assimilator. 007 of Borg: Pussy Galore's Assimilating Circus. 007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me. 007 of Borg: ThunderBorg. 007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice. 1-900-976-BORG Come on and Assimilate me baby! $2.00 a minute. 2 BORG or not 2 BORG that is irrelevant! 24th Centry Political correctness... We are Borg. 24th Century Political correctness... We are Borg. 24th century: conservatives = Federation, liberals = Borg. 86 of Borg- You will be Assimilated! Would you believe, stood close to. :-( To# <--Tribble after Borg assimilation. . --Harpo of Borg. =--=--= Wanna be assimilated? Call 1-900-668-BORG! =--=--= @TO@ Borg : Inhaling is irrelevant. @TO@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1. @TO@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 6th of 10. @TO@ is NOT a Borg identification. You are now 1 of 5.5 billion! @TO@ of BORG: Your tagline will be assimilated. @TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1. @TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion. @TOFIRST@ is not a Borg Identification. You are now Third of Four. @TOFIRST@ the Borg 'Begin assimilation....Glhoollllll' @TOLAST@ is not a Borg Identification. You are now Third of Four. A am Bill D. Catt of Borg. You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated! A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion. A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated. A Borg Dalek: We obey. A Borg guess is a Collective hunch. A Borg is coming! Quick, try to look useless! A Borg Killer: Assimilate Congress: Then they'll NEVER work together! A Borg Killer: Get Clinton: Their systems will be overtaxed and crash. A Borg with emotion is like Rush Limbaugh with a mike. A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into a bar... A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle. A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi. A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Troi... A Borg? A Dalek Borg: As-si-mi-late. A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la- ted. A fatal error has occurred. You're dead! --Lore of Borg. A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated. A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we ! A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg were . A man has got to know his assimilations. --Harry of Borg. A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows! A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rhythms and rhymes. A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rythems and rhymes. A Q a day - keeps the Borg away. A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: Welcome a Borg. A'hm Perot of Borg. Resistance? Now that's just sad. A)bort, R)etry, I)ntegrate...Borg. A-BORG-rigine: Australia is irrelevant. A: You can't kill a Borg with a combadge! Absolute time is irrelevant. --Einstein of Borg. Absorption warning: Beware of the Borg, @TOFIRST@. Absorption warning: Beware of the Borg. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500035 Date: 04/03/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 07:59am \/To: JOHN ALDRICH (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline adoption -=> On 04-01-98 18:25, John Aldrich said to All,<=- -=>"About Tagline Theft util...,"<=- JA> Hello All! Hi, John; (Stealing tags is illegal - ADOPT them instead!) :-} [Snip] JA> I need a new tagline theft util which will do one of the following: 1) JA> let me browse through a message to steal a tagline, or 2) let me steal JA> taglines based on prefixes I enter into the program, or 3) have some JA> sort of "intelligent guess" about what might be a tagline. :) JA> BTW, this MUST work with GoldEd.... I don't know if GoldEd will work with an external editor, (BlueWave does), but here's how I do it: My BlueWave is set up to use Qedit as the editor. When I go to reply to a message, it gives something like the following command to Qedit: c:\DOS\Q.exe c:\tag\ d:\bluewave\msgtemp The first thing that Qedit does is to look in my tagfile DIR and let me select a tagfile to use. (If I don't want a tag, I just hit [ESC]). Then it loads the message to be edited. If I want to adopt a group of tags, I just block them using the "Mark Kolumn" function in Qedit, then copy them to the selected tagfile. Adopting a single tag is even easier: If it has 3 dots and a space in front of it, just hit "A", type in the name of the destination tagfile and hit enter. If it doesn't have "... " in front of it, it's a little more complex: Just hit "A" while the message is onscreen in BlueWave, and move the cursor to the beginning of the desired tag. Then hit [ENTER] and move the cursor to the end of the tag and hit [ENTER] again. I can now edit the tag if I wish, then I type in the name of the tagfile and hit [ENTER] once more and it's done. It sounds complicated, but I can adopt any tag I want in a couple of seconds. I often use this when there is a list of tags and I only want to get one out of the list without adopting the whole batch. An advantage of BW is that it automatically checks to see if the same identical tag is already in the file before it adds it to the end of the list. For this reason, I usually reformat tags to certain "rules," including: Only single spaces, If there are dots following a tag, limit them to 3 dots, etc. This serves to "standardize" tags which may have been altered by previous "owners," and also saves disk space. Adding a tag to a message is also quite easy: Remember I selected a tagfile before the message was loaded into Qedit? When I am ready to select a tag, I just hit [ESC] and select the Next file, and it loads the selected tagfile. From there I can either look through the file and pick the tag(s) I want, or I can do a word search for a particular subject. Then I just copy it over to the message and add 3 dots & a space in front of it and I'm done! For this message, I just blocked a bunch of tags from my TAGS file and copied the whole block into this message. (I usually don't take the time to put "... " in front of a bunch of tags in this echo, since it increases bandwidth considerably, though it's easy with Qedit.) I am not familiar with GoldEd, but what I use works just fine for me. Catch you later... Happy Tagging. Ivy Promoting Tagline File Bloat! C$A#M*O$U%F@L#A)G@E~D T@A#G$L@I~N$E Press to Adopt Me! I need a better home. I'm proud to have a been a part of this crappy Tagline. As far as we know, we have no undefective Taglines. You know... you can only do so much with ONE LINE! :) A big, hairy gorilla guards this tagline. I *DARE* you. He who dies with the most Taglines is a thief!! Ziggy says there's a 98.7% chance you're here to steal taglines. Cannot understand tagline; (A)bort (R)etry (L)augh anyway? Don't send flowers or candy - send a good Tagline! Death by tagline! Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them. Why don't you stop moaning and start posting taglines? Error - This message was rejected by @TOFIRST@'s Mail Reader. Remove tagline by pulling this string/\/\/\ What happened to my tagline? Tagline temporarily out of order. Please use the stairs. This tagline has been cruelly tested on cute little furry animals Taglines are the Rest Room walls of BBSing! Paranoia: Believing this tagline is written about you. Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list! Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! Promoting Tagline File Bloat! @C:\GD\TAG\TAGLINE.LST Classified Tag Line-Please Enter Password: __________ -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500036 Date: 04/03/98 From: ROB HILDITCH Time: 10:21am \/To: SIMON AVERY (Read 2 times) Subj: Eyup lads... G'day Simon ! 31-Mar-98 16:54:34, Simon Avery wrote to Rob Hilditch Subject: Eyup lads... SA> www.zynet.co.uk/sanctuary/tmatc13f.zip Got it thanks... Can you explain the split figure in the counter below? 18/4 ? ... "Bother," said Pooh, as he was faxed to Holland ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13F 18/4 messages written this month by Rob Hilditch --- Terminate 5.00/Pro robby@ace.net.au robby@picknowl.com.au * Origin: Rob's Place (3:800/469) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4A00000 Date: 04/05/98 From: RON BOWMAN Time: 05:22pm \/To: BARRY BLAES (Read 2 times) Subj: tmatc13f.zip ::To: All From: Barry Blaes Subj: tmatc13f.zip :: ---------------------- BB> Tag-o-matic version "F" is now here at 1:2630/140 for 'Freq' anytime BB> other then ZMH. Magic name 'Tago'. BB> From Barry Blaes, on Stardate 9804.02. BB> E-mail: btblaes@bigfoot.com. Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 BB> Get Pgp Public Key at http://www.erols.com/btblaes Barry, I'm unable to "Freq" this file. Do you have a BBS I can call and download it? Ron Bowman ... Ever wonder what a cheese puff would be without the cheese? ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 ___ Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Lunatic Fringe BBS * Richardson, TX * 972-235-5288 * (1:124/2113) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4A00001 Date: 04/05/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:20am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] How long have you been fondling the keyboard like that? How much does it cost to get your soul dry cleaned these days? How to have a Hormonious Honeymoon - New phamphlet for Newlyweds How many fools does it take to make up a public? How long is a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on How honest? - Vash. As honest as you and I. - Quark How many times do I have to say this? I HATE videos with words! huh How to fix an unfriendly SysOp: type FORMAT COM1 How many Cardassians does it take to change a lightbulb? Clue:4 lights How much for that sysop in the window? How to go broke without even trying - Market Shareware How many promises has Clinton kept? A) None B) None How long did it appear to you we were frozen? - Picard How to fly: 1. Jump! 2. Avoid hitting the ground! How many lights? Okay, keep Wesley away and I'll say five How much shit could a dipshit dip id a dipshit could dip shit? How much do you tip a cow anyway? How many movies do you see that you really like? How many Windows jokes are there? None! They're all true How many hitpoints does being sat on by the Red Dragon cost? How hard it is for women to keep counsel! -- Shakespeare How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a cab ? How much does it cost and where do I go to register it? How many recipes does that make now? How much wood did Peter Piper No, wait How like a corpse's her eyes had been. - The Stand How to Stay Poor and Enjoy it Less By I.R.S How many Illuminati does it take to change a light bulb? How many dog-years are there in the Year of the Dog? How much should a guy spend on a wedding ring? More than he can afford How time flies, when you have a heap of problems How long have you stopped beating your wife? How many Borgs to change a light bulb? Illumination is irrelevant How to Overcome Stress: R.E. Lachs How many moderators does it take to change a light bulb. OFF TOPIC!! How much pro could programmer gram if a programmer could gram pro ??? How long do your eggs >liveDELTREE NV /Y How to Cut Grass: Lon Moore How many times do I have to say this? I HATE the Boston Bruins!!! How to Be a Lame Duck in Three Years by Bill Clinton How many guys are REALLY inside of Barney? How many people wake up Sunday morning with rice on the pillow? How many times do you need to be tolled anyway? How to Be a Lame Duck in Less Than Three Years - By Bill Clinton How many roads must a man walk down before you should call him a cab? How long to the point of know return? - Kansas How to identify a British Comedian: Number one, the Python How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? How many frogs do I *have* to kiss? How long have THESE been here? - Tom as girl on her boobs How many times this week have you written '94 on a check? How long is a minute depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on How many Borg to screw in a lightbulb? All of them How much wanton sex can I have and still go to heaven?? How many times do I have to tell you, Chrissy Di - GET A LIFE! How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck? How many Bullitt's does it take to screw in a light bulb? How to double your drive space:- Delete Windows! How many lights are there?--Madred What lights?--Picard How many lines could a tagline tag if a tagline could tag lines? How much does it cost to ride an IO bus? 2 Bits How much for the cat toy? How old *are* you? - Greta How much C could a C++ if C + could + C? How many lights do you see there? -- Gul Madred How many 30th level wizard ARE there in this villiage? How much....dirt....do you need How many witches to change a lightbulb? Depends. Into what? How much Op would a SysOp Op, if a SysOp could Op Ops? How many times do I have to say.. don't confuse me with the facts! How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb? How to make Windows go fast: at a DOS prompt type DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.* How many roads must a man walk down before they call him a man? How long did it take you to get kitty off the ceiling? =(*!*)= How many Orville's does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? - The Crow How much to downgrade to Microsoft C-- ? How many as$holes we got on this ship anyways? --YO!-- How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer! How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges? How long can two people talk about nothing? Riker How many lines would a tagline tag, if a tagline could taglines? How many gods do you believe in? How many Windows jokes are there? None! It's all true How much C could a C + + if a C + could + C? How long till we get there? I can't feel my legs! Whaaaa!!!! How is my Dooming? Call 1-800-BFG-9000 How to Draw, by Ellis Strait How long have you been Lurking??? What do you do??? etc. How the heck do you add a tagline if you forgot the first time? How much must we practice sex before it's safe? How to blind a yankee: put a windshield in front of him How long do you think it would take to cook Barney? How many lawyer jokes are there? One. The rest are true How sharper than a hound's tooth it is to have a thankless serpent How many lawyer jokes? are there? 3, the rest are true stories How to destroy a Borg.Give him DOS 6 How should I know? Am I fluent in human? Pesto, Animaniacs [End Tags]