--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500021 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:08pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Borg Tags Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in Honey, I Assimilated the Kids Coming soon: The Daleks vs. the Borg--EXTERMINATE! ASSIMILATE! Command or filename irrelevant. --DOS of Borg. Communism and the Borg. What's the difference? CompuServe consumer service -- Borg Destruction Plan #6. Conehead of Borg: We assimilate mass quantities of brew. Configuration is irrelevant. --Borg Sysop Configuration is irrelevant. --Sysop of Borg. Confucius of Borg: Assimilate others who you would want to assimilate you. Confusion is irrelevant. --Borg DM. Conscience is God's presence in man. --Emanuel Swedenborg. Conscience is God's presence in man. --Swendenborg. Continuity is futile. TPTB of Borg. Cool Hand Luke of Borg: What we got here is *FAILURE* to assimilate. Cool Hand of Borg: What we have here is a failure to assimilate. Could the Borg Collective survive assimilating Rush Limbaugh? Courtney Love of Borg: Someday you'll assimilate like I assimilate... Crab...? You will be assimilated... --Pollock of Borg. Crab...? You will be assimulated... --Pollock of Borg. Creativity and Originality are irrelevant. --Barney of Borg. Croco-Borg Dundee: You call that a spaceship? THIS is a spaceship! CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie! Crosis of Borg - Smurf, hit on head with mallet, death is immediate. Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - He's irrelevant, Jim. Cry Assimilate, and let loose the cubes of Borg! Cry havoc, and let loose the cubes of Borg! Cthulhu of Borg: *Truly* too terrible to even think about! Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner. Cylons are Borg rejects. Czechoslovakia is irrelevant. --Chamberlain of Borg. Dj Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before. D&Der of Borg: Roll *this* 6-sider for initiative! D&Ders of Borg paint dice pips on the sides of their ships. D*j* Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before. Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithspicable! Daffy Duck of Borg: We will assimilate your Egos! Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! Daffy Duck of Borg: You're too despicable to assimilate! Daffy of Borg -- What do you mean =we= will? Dalek Borg: Seek, locate, as-si-mi-late. Dalek of Borg: Assimilate! Assimilate! ASSIMILATE! Daleks of Borg: ASSIMILATE... ASSIMILATE. Damn it, Jim, I'm a Borg, NOT a Doctor. Damn the Borg! Full speed ahead! Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1. Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1. --Worf. Damn the prime directive. Give the Borg Windows! Dan Quayle of Borg - We are Borg, that's B-O-R-G-E. Dana Scully of Borg: You don't REALLY believe in assimilation do you? Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus. Dances with Borgs. Dangerfield of Borg: I tell ya, I get no respect, I told them resistance. Darn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1. Darth Vader was a Borg in Drag. Data is emotional because of a computer virus. --The Borg. Data's inner workings and Borgy bits -OEO-. Data's inner workings and Borgy bits. Data, the worm you created for the Borg looks a lot like Windows ... David D. of Borg: My way is the right way, all others are irreverent! Death is irrelevant. --Locutus of Borg. Death is Irrelvelent. --Borg. Debbie Does The Borg! YIPE! DecptiBorg, unite! What?! Defeat is irrelevant. --Pyrrhus of Borg. Deja Borg - The feeling that you have read that Borg Tagline before. Deja Borg-A feeling that you saw that flying cube before. Deja Borg: A feeling you've read that Borg tagline before Deja Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg tagline before. Deniro of Borg: Are you assimi..ARE YOU ASSIMILATING ME? Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resistance is futile, Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment Descartes of Borg - I assimilate, therefore I am. Descartes of Borg: Assimilato ergo cum. Descartes of Borg: Borgus sumus. Resistancus futilo est. Descartes of Borg: Borgus sumus. Resistansus futilo est. Descartes of Borg: I assimilate therefore I am. Descartes of Borg: We assimilate therefore we are. Descartes of the Borg: I assimilate, therefore I am. Destroy the Borg? Ensign @TOLAST@, upload Windows 95! Destroy the Borg? Give 'em Microsoft Windows; that'll do it! Destroy the Borg? Give 'em Windows 3.1; that'll do it! Destroy the Borg? Give 'em WINDOWS! Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV! Destroy the Borg? Give them use OS/2. Destroy the Borg? Give them WINDOWS Destroy the Borg? Give them Windows 3.1 -that will do it. Destroy the Borg? Give them Windows NT. That will do it! Destroy the Borg? Let's give 'em MS-Windows. Destroy the Borg? Let's give them DOS 6.0! Destroy the Borg? Let's give them Windows 3.1. Destroy the Borg? Upload OS2/WARP! Destroy the Borg? Upload Windows 3.1! Devo of Borg: We are not men ... We are Borg. Diamond of Borg:  Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated. Did we somehow manage to get the Borg drunk? Did you hear the Enterprise is married? They engaged the Borg! Did you like killing? --Borg. Yes. --Data. Didja ever notice it gets harder to invent new Borg tags? Direct hit! No damage to the Borg ship. --Barnaby. Dirty Harry of Borg : Go ahead.... resist us. Dirty Harry of Borg: Go ahead. Resist us. Make our day. Dirty Harry of Borg: Go ahead... resist us. Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. Dispatch a subspace message: We have engaged the Borg. Distance is irrelevant. --Pythagoras of Borg. Do Borg Dream of Electric Sheep? ah, irrelevant. Do net.personalities have kiborgasms? Do not disturb. alReaDy dIstURbEd. --Lore of Borg. Do Swedish tennis players have bjornborgasms? Do the Borg have Borgasms? Do you think someone was BORGED when they made these up? Do-It-Yourself Borg kit. Some Assimilation required. Does Locutus subscribe to the PlayBorg Channel? Does Locutus watch the PlayBorg Channel? Does Locutus watch the the PlayBorg Channel? Does the race of assimilating aliens have Borgasms? Dogs like us, we ain't such dogs as we think we are. --Ernest Borgnine. Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance. Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrevelance. Don Parker is not a Borg identification, you are now 1 of 1. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500022 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:08pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Borg Tags I am Gollum of Borg, Ressissstance is futile, precioussss. I am Gollum of Borg, Resssissstance isss futile, ehme preciousss? I am Gollum of Borg. Bagginses will be assimilated, my precioussss.. I am Gollum of Borg. Ressissstance is futile, my precioussss. I am Gollum of Borg. Ressissstance is futile, precioussss. I am Gollum of Borg. Resssissstance isss futile, eh...me preciousss? I am Gomer of Borg - Gollleee...prepare to be assimi.... SHAZAM! I am Gomer of Borg! Golly we are gonna assimilate ya! I am Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooooolly, you will be assimilated. I am Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge! I am Goro of Borg. My looks are irrelevant. Arm wrestling is futile. I am Goro of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your head is irrelevant. I am GRAPHCAT of Borg--Your Clipart will be assimilated. I am Greaseman of Borg, Prepare to be shpeckled! I am Groucho of Borg, Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated. I am Groucho of Borg, That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated! I am Groucho of Borg. Say the secret word and you'll be assimilated I am Groucho of Borg. That is the silliest thing I ever assimilated! I am Groucho of Borg. That's the silliest thing I've ever assimilated! I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated. I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and you will be assimilated. I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and be assimilated. I am Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated. I am Guccione of Borg: Olivia will be assimilated. I am Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated. I am Gumby of Borg, damn it! I am Gushi of Borg. Mouthwash is irrelevant. Your nose will be assimilated. I am Hacker of Borg. Your taglines will be assimilated. I am HAL of Borg, Stop Dave. I'm suppose to do all the assimilating! I am HAL of Borg, Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated. I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave. I'm suppose to do all the assimilating! I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated. I am Hamlet of Borg! Prepare to be, or not to be... I am Hamlet of Borg, To be or not to be is irrelevant. I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be or not. I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be assimilated. I am Hamlet of Borg. To be or not to be is irrelevant. I am Hamlet of Borg: prepare to be, or not to be... I am Hamlet of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate I am Hamlet, Prince of Borg, Prepare to be...or not to be. I am Hammer of Borg, 2 Legit 2 Assimilate. I am Hammer of Borg, Too legit to assimilate. I am Hammer of Borg. 2 Legit 2 Assimilate. I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate. I am Harpo of Borg: Honk honk! I am Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend. I am Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations. I am Haskell of Borg, You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver. I am Haskell of Borg, You resisted that rather nicely, Mrs. Cleaver. I am Haskell of Borg. You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver. I am Haskell of Borg. You resisted that rather nicely, Mrs. Cleaver. I am Haskell of Borg: You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver. I am Hefner of Borg, All bunnies will be assimilated. I am Hefner of Borg, All your babes will be assimilated. I am Hefner of Borg. All bunnies will be assimilated. I am Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant. I am Heisenberg of Borg, You might be assimilated. I am Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not. I am Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant. I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you... assimilated? I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you...assimilated? HAVEYOUEVERBEEN. I am Hendrix of Borg: Are youassimilated? I am Henny of Borg - assimilate my wife...please! I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please! I am Henny Youngman of Borg, And I said 'Assimilate my wife, please!' I am Henny Youngman of Borg: Assimilate My Wife, Please! I am Herman of Borg, Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter. I am Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant. I am Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated. I am Hillary of Borg, Bill is irrelevant. I am Hillary of Borg, Choice is irrelevant. I am Hillary of Borg. Bill is irrelevant. I am Hillary of Borg. Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation. I am Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant. I am Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant! I am Holmes of Borg, You shall be humiliated. I am Holmes of Borg: Watson is irrelevant. I am Homer of Borg and you will be assi...OOOO,Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg and you will be assim... OOOO! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assim... Ooooh! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be assimila.. Ohhh donuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... OOO! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Oooooo! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be... Ooooooo! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be....OOooo! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be....OOOooo! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg! Resistance is ..... MMmmm! DONUTS! I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim... ooooh! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg! You will be assim.... oooooh! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg! You will be assimooooh! Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ... ooohhh DOOONUTS! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be ... Mmmmmm. Donuts. I am Homer of Borg, Prepare to be ... oooooohh, doughnuts.. I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assi... ooo! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim ... Ooh, donuts! I am Homer of Borg, Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooooooonuts! I am Homer of Borg, Prepare to be assim---oooooo Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg, Prepare to be assim... Ooh, donuts. I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim...ooohhh, DONUTS! I am Homer of Borg, Prepare to be assimi... Oooh! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assimOoh, donuts. I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assiooo! Donuts! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be... Ooooh, donuts! I am Homer of Borg, Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.... oooh, Donuts! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be.....mmmmm, Donuts! I am Homer of Borg, Prepare to be....OHHHHHHHHHH...DONUTS. I am Homer of Borg, prepare to ooohhh DOOONUTS! I am Homer of Borg, Resistance -- mmmm, donuts! I am Homer of Borg, Resistance is .... Oooooh dohnuts! I am Homer of Borg, resistance is futile, you will... OOOOH Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg, Resistance is... ooooh, donuts! I am Homer of Borg, Resistance is.... oooooh, donuts! I am Homer of Borg, You will be asimil .. OOOO Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg, You will be asimil .. OOOOOOOH! DOUGHNUTS! I am Homer of Borg, You will be asimil ..... OOOO Doughnuts! I am Homer of Borg, You will be assi.... Ooh, Donuts... I am Homer of Borg, You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500023 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:08pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Borg Tags I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant! I am Windows of Borg. Your patience will be assimilated! I am Windows-NT of Borg. Your memory will be assimilated. I am Windoze of Borg, Your disk space will be assimilated. I am Winn of Borg, It is the Prophets' will that you be assimilated. I am Winters of Borg: Prepare your mind to be assimilated. I am Wocutus of Borg. Pwepawe to be assimuwated. Eheheheheh. I am Woody Allen of Borg...I just assimilated my kid... I am Woody of Borg: You will be assimilated. Hahaha Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaaa. I am Worf of Borg, Resistance is *without* honor. I am Worf of Borg. No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you. I am Worf, of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated... Sir. I am Wowbagger of Borg, The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically. I am Yakko of Borg - You will be assim...HELLO, NURSE! I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is irrelevant! I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is moral #4:It's good to be assimilated! I am Yakko of Borg. Today's moral is: It's good to be assimilated! I am Yakko of Borg. You will be annoyed, then assimilated. I am Yakko of Borg: Today's moral is irrelevant. I am Yakko of the Borg, today's moral is irrelevant! I am Yoda of Borg, Assimilate you I will, Yes. I am Yoda of Borg, Assimilated you will be, hmmm? I am Yoda of Borg, Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will. I am Yoda of Borg, Irrelevant the Force is I am Yoda of Borg. Achillummilated you will be, yes! Boum! I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate you I will, Yes. I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated will you be, hmmm? I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm? I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, Mmmm? I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated, you will be, Hmm? I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is resistance. Assimilate you I will. Mm? I am Yoda of Borg. Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will... I am Yoda of Borg. Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, we will. I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilate you I will, Yes. I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm? I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be, hmmm? I am Yoda of Borg: Assimilated you will be. Hmmmmm! I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I am Yoda of Borg: Futile is Resistance...Assimilate you, I will... I am Yoda of Borg: Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, I will. I am Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is. I am Yosemite of Borg, When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE! I am Yosemite of Borg, When Ah says assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE! I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE! I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah says assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE! I am Yosemite of Borg: When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE! I am Yosemite of Borg: When Ah say assimilate, Ah's mean ASSIMILATE! I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint! I am Yosemite Sam of Borg. Resistance is rackafrackin FUTILE, pardner! I am Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint! I am YWHY of Borg, I AM That I AM. Pharaoh is irrelevant. I am Zangief of Borg. Fireballs are irrelevant. I am Zaphod of Borg, You will be...Whoa! Babes! I am Zaphod of Borg. Now, where's the coolest place to be assimilated... I am Zaphod of Borg. You will be...Whoa! Babes! I am Zathras of Borg...much apologizings for assimilations. I am Zed of Borg. The Power Rangers must be assimilated. I am Zerogee of Borg. Air resistance is futile. I am Ziggy of Borg. There is a 98% chance you will be assimilated. I am Zimmerman of Borg. Turn me off after assimilation. I am Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland. I am Zorro of Borg, Prepare to be Assimilated, Alcalde. I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be azzimilated, Alcalde I am Zorro of Borg. Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde. I am Zsa Zsa Gabor of Borg, You will be assimilated Dahhhling. I am Zsa Zsa Gaborg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg, A ticket for Warp 9.6? I don't think so.. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg, Prepare to be assimilated dahling. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo.. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. A ticket for Warp 9.6? I don't think so.. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahlin. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo.. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? I don't think so.. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, dahling. I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. Prepare to assimilated, dahling. I am Zsa-Zsa GaBorg. You will be assimilated dahling. I am ZsaZsa GaBorg ** prepare to be assimilated, dollink! I am ____ of Borg. Prepare to be __! I am ________ of Borg, and you are ___________. I amd Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate? I amd Homer of Borg: I will be assimilated... DOH! I amI am Yoda of Borg. Assimilated you will be, hmmm? I an Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimuwated. I an Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde. I assimilated him with fava beans and a nice Chianti. --Lecter of Borg. I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg. I Borg Alternate title 'Almost 'Hugh'man I Can't Get No ... Assimilation! --Rolling Stones of Borg. I canna' change the laws of assimilation --Scotty of Borg. I cannot confirm your theory that I'm @TO@ of Borg. I could be Heisenberg of Borg. I cannot be certain. I could be Heisenburg of Borg. I cannot be certain. I don't know if I can assimilate one more Borg Tagline! I don't think I can assimilate one more Borg tagline. I don't think Mister Ranger enjoyed being assimilated, Yogi of Borg. I Dyslexic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated. I Dyslexsic of Borg, Prepare to have your ass laminated I follow Borg astrology: My sign is irrelevant! I fought the Borg, and the ... Borg won. I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library. --Borges. I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library. --J. L. Borges. I I am Ewmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepare to be assimiwated, eh-? I know one day we'll assimilate you, and the Borg will be as one. I love it when an assimilation comes together. --The Borg Team. I love it when assimilation comes together - The Borg Team I love you, you love me, soon you'll be machinery. --Barney of Borg. I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. --Barney Borg. I love you, you love me, you will be collective family. --Barney of Borg. I love you. You love me. Soon you'll be machinery! --Barney of Borg. I ma 86 of Borg: You will be assimilated. Would you believe, stood close to? I survived the Borg. I can handle a date with Mrs. Troi. --Picard. I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg . I think The Doctor would *confuse* the Borg. I uhm Buhkweet of Borg: Oo bill be abbimmildated. I wanna be like borgs... I wanna be like borgs. I want him assimilated! I want his family assimilated! --Capone of Borg. I want to get married. Everybody drives me crazy. --Ernest Borgnine. I yam Popeye o'de Borg. Preparez ta be askimiligrated. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500024 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:11pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Assorted Trek Tags  I left my head, in San Francisco!  --Data.  I'm to sexy for the Borg... --Picard.  I'm too sexy for head  --Worf.  I'm too sexy for my Captain.  --Beverly Crusher.  Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship Enterprise...   Suddenly I'm bowling on the starship Enterprise...  --Weird Al.  Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye!  --Data. *' <-Vulcan Tribble =* <-Andorian Tribble <<* <-Klingon Tribble # of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000 # of Vulcans needed to replace a light bulb? Precisely 1.000000. 'Ah! I have access.' --Data. 'Ah, Andrew, still struggling up the evolutionary ladder I see.' --Q. 'Guinan.' Is that your name now? --Q. 'He is a borg!' --Worf 'He's dead already!' --Scotty (Star Trek II) 'I can do it, Captain, but it's gonna take some time.' --LaForge 'I never lie when I've got sand in my shoes.' --Geordi 'I oughta knock you on your ghod damn *ss!' --Kirk 'Muzzle it!' --Troi 'Not good' is a galactic understatement. --Picard. 'One cannot cheat fate.' --Data. 'Only a vaRool would use such language in public.' --Riker 'Penny' for your thoughts. --Q. 'Quite STIMULATING, wouldn't you say?' --Worf 'Swab the poop deck. raise the mizzenmast!' --Picard. 'Teenage mating rituals?!' --Wesley Crusher. 'That was the stun setting. This is not.' --Data 'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geordi. 'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geordie 'Unknown sir, perhaps it is scanning us.' --Data 'We were just friends, Q, nothing more'. --Q. 'What the h*ll is going on!?' --Riker 'Yes, but what does it all mean?' --Picard. 'You want me to hold him, Jim!' --McCoy 'You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf?' --Beverly Crusher '\.o.,*o..+:/.ov* ----- Starship debris (It's the Klingon way) ...but it is not MY way. --Worf. (Kirk) Would you like a tranquilizer? --McCoy. (with a smile) Take the necessary sleep inducements... --Picard. * <- Tribble >* <- Romulan tribble * <- Tribble ^*^ <- Vulcan Tribble * <- Tribble | <- Tribble on starship w/o gravity * -- Tribble * -- Romulan tribble * -- Tribble ^*^ -- Vulcan Tribble * --- Tribble *= --- The Starship Tribbleprise * -Tribble * - Romulan tribble * - Tribble ^*^ - Vulcan Tribble *BRILLIANT!* --Amanda. *Double* Red Alert! --Kirk. *GAMES*?! Did someone say games? --Q. *I* am the elder brother, K'ern. --Worf. *These* are the clothes they wear, not these! --Sulu. *TWANG* *CRUNCH* Sorry. --Worf. ...and brother, do they have a lot of will! --McCoy. ...And it's 'WORF', not 'Woof'. --Worf. ...and we spend eternity together. --Q. Oh, no. --Picard. ...anyway, I'm not much of an actor. --Picard. ...because I'm a 'noid, and _you're_ a 'droid... --Guinan. ...but I came from the sky, too... --Kirk. ...died in their sleep. What a terrible way to die. --Worf. ...fair maiden? --Sulu. Sorry, neither! --Uhura. ...if I can trust these crazy Vulcan readings... --McCoy. ...quite frankly, I don't know how it ends. --Kirk. ...the Lollipop. She's a good ship. --Riker. ...the ship is of MGM importance...er... --Picard. ...then again, all good things must come to an end. --Q. ...they'll be no 'Tribble' at all. --Scott. ...too much LDS... --Kirk. 1/2 Vulcan, 1/2 Ferenghi -- Live long and profit. 15 people have died; I want no more deaths. --Kirk. 17346721476C3278977763T732V73117888732476789764376 Lock. --Data. 2228.7:1? Those are pretty good odds. --Kirk. 2nd star on the right, then on until morning. --Kirk. 48 hours is better than nothing. --Kirk. 75 years is a long time. --Picard. <-- Not Yet Available in the Romulan Empire. <-- Romulan Tagline (Cloaked). It is Worf madam --Worf. . --Riker. That was *not* manual override. --Data. ===__-*- 'These are the voyages of the StarShip Enterprise...' =Compassion=! Maybe that's what keeps us ahead of computers. --McCoy. @TO@ is over 87 million years old. --Data. @TOFIRST@ is applying to StarFleet Academy next year. --Geordi LaForge. @TOFIRST@, was that really you on the screen? --Kirk. @TOFIRST@. Do you want to go there? --Kirk. . --Pike. A 'wild party?' --Data. A 20mm Vulcan cannon from an A-7 means never having to say you're sorry. A bald man was kind to me once. --Guinan. A beautiful story. It gets you right here, doesn't it? --Q. A blind man could see it with a cane. --McCoy. A blind man teaching a robot to paint? --Riker. A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion. A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into a bar... A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Dan Quayle. A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi. A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Troi... A brash young man, fresh out of the Academy. --Q. A brave Ferengi. Who would have thought? --Gowron. A calculated risk, Mr. Spock. --Kirk. A cellular fossil? --Picard. A child. An old woman. Dozens. Hundreds. --Troi. A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her --Scotty. A chocolate sundae! .. how did you know?! --Troi. A chronaton field? --La Forge. A cobbler, I believe. --Romulan. A tailor, actually. --Sisko. A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. --Data. A cold what? --Data. A command of your own? I can swing that, too! --Kirk-2. A couple of light years can't keep friends apart. --Wesley. A definite progression. From planet. To planet. --Kirk. A difficult weapon to confiscate. --Yar. A fat Ferengi has just entered the establishment. --Worf. A fat Ferengi has just entered thne establishment. --Worf. A Ferengi a monk and a clone decide to go bowling. --Data. A few more questions Mr. Computer. --Moriarty. A few more steps and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp. --Wesley. A fly on the wall? --Geordi. A fraction of a second would make them invisible? --Worf. A girl's got to have friends of her own. --Amanda. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500025 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:11pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Assorted Trek Tags Could you please continue the petty bickering? --Data. Could you use another hand, Admiral? --Chekhov. Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge? --Riker. Counselor, can I... uh... use your combage? --Riker. Counselor, do you mind? I'm trying to work. --Geordi. Counselor, Hold very still. --Data. Course already plotted. Laying it in. --Chekhov. I see. --Kirk. COWARDS need hostages. Klingons do not. --Worf. Cowards take hostages, Klingons do NOT. --Worf. Crayons can take you more places than starships. --Guinan. Crayons can take you to more places than a starship. Cross between a Vulcan and a Tribble? Fuzzy logic. Crow T.: She looks like a Romulan. Crusades, Spanish Inquisition, Watergate. --Q. Crusher gets more shrill with each passing year. --Q. Crusher gets more shrill with every passing year. --Q. Cry Ha'Vok and let slip the Vulcans of war! Cry Havoc... and let slip loose the dogs of war! --Chang. Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty. --Troi. Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans. Curious. Just how did you reach that conclusion? --Data. Cussin - what genealogists do when theCaptain there be KLINGONS! --Scotty. Cut and sew people like garments. --McCoy. Cut life support to all decks with children. --Picard. Cut life support to all quarters with children. --Picard. Cut life support to Wesley Crusher's quarters. --Picard. Cyolatin! --McCoy. Self-inflicted! --Kirk. Da da da da da da da da KAAA-POOOWWWW! --Scott Dupuis. DaiMon Tog is extremely relaxed right now. --Deanna. Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon - that's hard. --Scotty. Damage control; that's easy. Reading Klingon; that's hard! --Scott. Damage control; that's easy. Reading Klingon; that's hard! --Scotty. Damn fine ship if you ask me. --Scott. Damn it Captain, I am an android, not a calculator. --Data. Damn it Jim! I'm just a doctor! --McCoy. Damn it Jim! She's dead! Get off her! --McCoy. Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a genealogist! --Bones to Kirk. Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a Sysop. --McCoy. Damn it Jim, I'm a drummer, not a Doctor! --McCoy. Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh. --McCoy. Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...umm... --McCoy. Damn it Jim, she's dead! Get off her! --McCoy Damn it, Bones! I'm a starship captain, not a doctor! Damn it, Captain, I am an android, not a calculator! --Data. Damn it, Captain, I am an Android, not a thesaurus! --Data. Damn it, I'm a Starship Captain, not a babysitter! Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician! ---McCoy. Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a pool man! --McCoy. Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an escalator! --Bones. Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an NT beta tester! --McCoy. Damn it, Jim! I'm a meteorologist,not a forecaster! --McCoy. Damn it, Jim, I'm a corpse, not a doctor! --Bones, In Living Color. Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. --Dr. McCoy. Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. --McCoy Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not THE Doctor! --McCoy. Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not... oh, yeah. --McCoy. Damn it, Jim, I'm a writer, not a computer programmer! --McCoy. Damn it, Jim. I'm a doctor, not a tagline. --McCoy. Damn it, Q. Where are you? --Picard. Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1. --Worf. Damn your Vulcan logic! Damn! Another Romulan Warbird got sucked into the warp engines! Damn. --Saavik. Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato Engineer. Dancing girls. Nude. Lots. --Commander Riker. Dangerous Job #9: Romulan Politician. Darn clever, these Earthlings. --McCoy. Darn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. --McCoy. Darnit Jim, she's dead! Get off her! --McCoy. Darnit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician! --McCoy. Darth Vader? He's dreaded, Jim! --Bones. Darvokian pound cake. I made it myself. --Worf. Data did you die -Picard No sir, I rebooted. --Data. Data does it in serial --Tasha Yar. Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc. --Deanna. Data I thought you were dead -Picard No, I rebooted. --Data. Data is second hand merchandise. --Riker. Data something's GOT MEEE! --Riker. Data to Captain Picard. Do you read me, sir? --Data. Data was available. I took him, we came. --Shelby. Data what the hell *is* it? --Picard. Data You want me to take off your head? --Riker. Data! I thought you were dead! No sir, I rebooted. --Data. DATA! What are you doing to that cat!?! --Troi. Data! What was that? --Picard. DATA!?! What are you doing to that cat? --Troi. Data, Ahh, I think Spot needs a litter box. --Troi. Data, Ahh, I think that Spot needs a litter box. --Troi. Data, do you see us? --La Forge. Of course. --Data. Data, doesn't that thing ever go down! --Tasha [naked]. Data, doesn't that thing ever go down! --Tasha. Data, doesn't that thing ever go down!?! --Yar. Data, doesn't that thing ever go down?!? --Tasha Yar. Data, give me a reading. --Picard. It appears to be a tagline. --Data. Data, have you ever considered training Spot? --Geordi. Data, he was joking. You know that? Data? --Riker. Data, I want to have a look in here. --Picard. Data, I'd like to see you take him down a peg. --Geordi. Data, is this yours? --Picard. Data, it called you 'Father.' --Wesley Crusher. Data, it's not too late. --Picard. Data, Let him go --Picard. Data, people do not _have_ internal chronometers. --Riker. Data, run your hand through my hair, just a bit. --Geordi. Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake. --Troi. Data, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. --Deanna Troi. Data, stop being so rational! --La Forge. Data, that is quite enough background! --Picard. Data, that was not funny! --Geordi. Data, that was very ... human --LaForge. Data, that wasn't funny. --La Forge. Data, watch my behind! --Tasha Yar. Data, we can't get in! --Data!. DATA! --La Forge. Data, what are you doing. --Troi. Hold very still counselor. --Data. Data, what the hell *is* it? --Picard. Data, will you be all right? --Riker. Data, Worf, Your With Me. --Riker. Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you? --Yar. Data, you are moving about in a very, well, android way. --Picard. Data, You want me to take off your head? --Riker. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500026 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:11pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Assorted Trek Tags I'm really quite dull. --Picard. I'm resigning from the Academy. --Wesley Crusher. I'm resigning from the Academy. --Wesley Crusher. YAHOO! --Starfleet. I'm resigning from the Academy. --Wesley. I'm sensing large dripping globs of chocolate --Troi. I'm sorry I am late, Captain. I was detained in school. --Worf. I'm sorry you feel that way. --Riker. I'm sorry. --Picard. I'm sorry. --Riker. It's all right. --Lt. Riker. I'm sorry. Cmdr. Riker It's all right. --Lt. Riker. I'm sorry. I will not look in your direction. --Data. I'm sure that's beyond your comprehension Q. --Beverly. I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you. --Q. I'm telling you -- You will be terrific. --Beverly. I'm The Q, I need not give a good tagline! --Q. I'm thirsty. --Guinan. I'm tired of prancing around like a marionette. --Picard. I'm to sexy for the Borg. --Picard. I'm too Sexy for my Beard, Too Sexy for my Beard! --Riker. I'm too sexy for my Captain. --Beverly Crusher. I'm too Sexy for my Cat, Too Sexy for my Cat! --Data. I'm too Sexy for my Eyes, Too Sexy for my Eyes! --LaForge. I'm too Sexy for my Hair, Too sexy for my Hair! --Picard. I'm too Sexy for my Hat, Too sexy for my Hat! --Guinan. I'm too sexy for my head! --Worf. I'm too Sexy for my Head, Too Sexy for my Head! --Worf. I'm too Sexy for my Mind, Too Sexy for my Mind! --Wesley. I'm too Sexy for my Outfits, Too Sexy for my Outfits! --Troi. I'm too Sexy for my Visor, Too Sexy for my Visor! --LaForge. I'm too sexy for the Borg, too sexy for the Borg... --Picard. I'm trying to thank you, you pointy-eared hobgoblin! --McCoy. I'm up to my ass in alligators. --Scott Adams. I'm warning you, I still have friends in high places. --Q. I'm willing to take that risk. --Riker. I'm with Starfleet. We don't lie. --Wesley Crusher. I've always wanted to play to a captive audience. --Uhura. I've been in this room before. --La Forge. I've been looking at his service record. --Lt. Riker. I've been looking forward to Gagh. --Picard. I've been putting out fires all day. --Scott Adams. I've been tutoring him. He learns very quickly. --Worf. I've been under a lot of pressure lately. --Q. I've done far worse than kill you, Kirk. --Kahn. I've got the only uniform that zips in front. --Beverly. I've heard it was..similar. --Kirk. I've heard Klingon belly-laughs that'll curl your hair! --Guinan. I've learned my lesson, Q! --Q. I've never beamed up 400 tons before. --Scotty. I've never beemed up 400 tons before. --Scotty. I've never been to a better funeral. --La Forge. I've never cared to be ordinary. --Lwaxana Troi. I've never eaten before; what do I ask for? --Q. I've never seen a starship that could maneuver through plasma storms. I've never seen anything like this. --La Forge. I've waited a long time for this moment, Wesley. --Traveler. I-) <--Geordi LaForge smiling. I. (kick) Have had. (kick) Enough of you! (kick) --Kirk. I..am going to kill him! With my bare hands! --Worf. If a starship is a mallet, you may be a Redneck. If I can trust these crazy Vulcan readings... --McCoy. If I could see, I would be seeing stars. --Geordi. If I leave town, the town leaves with me. --Picard. If I live long enough, I'm going to run out of samples. --Chekhov. If I'm not careful I'll end up talking to myself. --McCoy. If ignorance had wings, Charlie would be a starship captain. If it isn't Number 2! --Q. If it's battle you want, come to me! --Worf. If it's what we really want we'll build a starship when we can. If its only a game, then why keep score? --Worf. If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon. --Scott. If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a wagon. --Scotty. If Romulans made an android would it be named CD-R. If Romulans made an android would it be named CD-ROM? If Romulans made an android, would they name it CD-ROM? If Romulans made and android would it be named CD-R? If so, we may have to call security. --Data. If we can see them, why can't they see us? --Picard. If winning is not important, why keep score? --Worf. If winning isn't important then why keep score? --Worf. If you can bang it, it ain't dead! --Kirk's Rule. If you cut me, do I not.... Leak. --Data. If you had an off switch, would you tell anyone? --Data. If you hear your dog meow, you need to wake up. --Deanna Meyer. If you need me I'll be in Holodeck 4. --Riker. If you prick me do I not leak. --Data. If you prick us...do we not....bleak? --Data. If you refuse, this person will die. --T'Jon. If you say so; I wasn't there. --Q. If you serve Romulan Ale at family dinners. If you want death, fight me! --Flavius Maximus. If you're my mother's valet, then please, valet! --Deanna. If you're my mother's valet, then please, valet! --Troi. If you're still confused tomorrow, you know where my office is. --Troi. Ignore the worthless object on this chair. --Scott Adams. Il est morte, Jean-Luc! --Q. Illogical concept. Vulcans are vegetarians. im, You get his teeth. --Bones McCoy. Immobilized by the damned Ferengi! --Worf. In ENGLISH, Data?! --Captain Beverly Picard. In every revolution there's one man with a vision. --Kirk. In every revolution, there is one man with a vision! --James T. Kirk. In every revolution, there's one man with a vision. --Kirk. In my heart of hearts I *am* a Klingon. --Q. In my opinion, that's a machine. --Scott. In our century, we've learned not to fear words. --Uhura. In space, all warriors are cold warriors. --Chang. In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates. In this reality, you and I are married. --Lwaxanna. AAAAAAAAAA! --Worf. In your direction. --Data to Picard. Including ourselves, how many are there? --Kirk. Inquiry. The word... snoop? --Data. Insufficient data is not sufficient, Mr. Spock. --Kirk. Intriguing. I did not know humans were so capable. --Data. Is something wrong? --Troi to Worf. Is that a lot? --Kirk. Is that a rabbit in your pocket, Data? --Troi (naked) Is that a threat? --Evek It's a fact. --Picard. Is that funny? Is that a joke? --Data. Is that Ro? --La Forge. Is that so? --Picard. Yes. --Sobi. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500027 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:11pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Assorted Trek Tags Tractor beam. --Kirk. We don't have a tractor beam. --Harriman. Tractor beams are my specialty. --Wesley. Transmission jammed at the source, sir. --Uhura. Transmission lost, sir. --Uhura. Transporter room, have you got him? --Riker. Transporting really is the safest way to travel. --Geordi. Tribbles are born PREGNANT! --McCoy. Triolic waves? --Picard. Troi! Ryker! DISENGAGE! --Picard. Troi, is drowing! I've got her, I'll do the mouth-to-mouth! --Riker. Troi, make yourself useful and go clean out the shuttle bay. --Picard. Trust is earned... not *given* away! --Worf. Truthfully, I don't know if we can get back. --La Forge. Try one Mister Vulcan...it may loosen you up. --Neekix. Twain. --Guinan. Clemens? --Data. Two are lost, sir, but we saved four. --Riker. Two down, one to go. --Q. Type R? Picard Yes, sir. --Data. Unfortunately, it'll be a shotgun wedding. --Riker. Unfortunately, there is no cure for the plague. --Langor. Unknown sir, perhaps it is scanning us. --Data. Until then, we're on our own. --Riker. Up yer shaft! --Scott. URA Redneck if a starship is a mallet. URAT, if you serve Romulan Ale at family dinners. Used starship for sale. Call AT&T Subspace BR-549. Usually my calisthenics are too intense. --Worf. Valor is superior to numbers. --Flavius Vegetius Rennatus. Vamoose ya little varmint! --Data Vamoose you little varmint! --Data. Vamoose, ya li'l varmint! --Data. Vamoose, ya liddle varmint! --Data. Vamoose, ya little varmint! --Data. Variations on a theme. --Picard. Vash is below engaged in base commerce... --Q. VCRs are irrelevant. --Locutus of RCA. Very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately? --Q. Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants! --Kirk. Very funny, Scotty...now beam up my clothes. --Kirk. Very good Worf. Eat any good books lately? --Q. Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact. --Data. Very smart, Jean-Luc. --Q. Very unfortunate. We will be dead. --Worf. Very well, fire when ready. --Riker. Vhat seems to be the trouble Leutnant @TOLAST@? --Q. Vhat seems to be the trouble, Leutnant Picard? --Q. Vibration. We're not talking about a violin. --Riker. Vogon: Half Klingon and half Vulcan. Voyager: a lost starship in search of plot holes to fly through. Vulcan aerobics - Live long and perspire. Vulcan beef is bad if it tastes illogical. Vulcan Blondes have fuzzy logic? Vulcan cowboys can't wear cowboy hats. Vulcan Death Grips don't kill, Vulcans do. Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name. Vulcan food has gone bad when Klingons start asking for the recipe. Vulcan from General Electric-We Bring Good Things to Life. Vulcan logic, Ferengi greed, Klingon honor...Humans have it all. Vulcan logic, Klingon courage, Romulan treachery, Humans have it ALL! Vulcan logic, Klingon courage, Romulan treachery=Humans. Vulcan meat gets emotional when it goes bad. Vulcan physician: hospital gowns are not logical. Just fun. Vulcan Proverb: Only Nixon could go to China. Vulcan Proverb: Revenge is a dish best served cold. Vulcan Science Academy Dropout. Vulcans are a species that can appreciate good ears. --Quark. Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. --Amanda. VULCANS do it logically. Vulcans do it logically... but only once every 7 years. Vulcans do it with their fingers. Vulcans do not approve of violence. Vulcans do not approve of violence. --Spock. Vulcans do not do yard work. Vulcans DO NOT push, Captain! Vulcans do not worry. --Tuvok. Vulcans don't lie - just exaggerate. Vulcans have less fun. Vulcans never bluff. Vulcans never bluff. --Spock. Vulcans stole his homework... then they ate Nog. --Jake Sisko. Vulcans stole his homework... then they ate Nog. --Jake. Vulcans stole my homework! --Nog. Vulcans STOLE your homework? Vulcans worship peace above all. Vulcans worship peace above all. --McCoy. Vulcans...the best straight men in the galaxy. Vulcans...the Vacation in the billion worlds of a used book store... Wait a minute! Calm down. --Riker. Wait! You have not been prepared! --Mr. Atoz. Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter! --Barclay. Walk with me, Commander. --Riker to Shelby. Walk with me, Commander. --Riker. Wanted dead on Miridan, for stealing the crown of the First Mother. --Q. War is never imperative. --McCoy. Warp 6. --Riker. Aye sir, full Impulse. --Geordi. Was he joking? What am I saying, he's a Vulcan! --McCoy. Watch and learn. --Troi. Water, Avian, room temp. --Troi. Water, Evian, room temp. --Troi. Water. Evian. Cold. --Troi. We all are vulnerable, in one way or another. --Kirk. We all create GOD in our own image. --McCoy. We are Borg. --Hugh. We are looking for nuclear `wessels'. --Chekhov. We are not a supply vessel. --Crusher. We are not a team. --Worf. We are still on the holodeck. --Data. We came here to help these people. --Riker. We can search it twice as fast if we separate. --Picard. We can't go back, and we can't stay here. --Picard. We cannot make Mr. Data our priority. --Picard. We come from another...province. --Kirk. We could use a tetrion pulse phase quadrature matrix... --Geordi. We don't consider even one life petty. --Riker. We don't have designations; we have names. --Crusher. We don't usually thank food dispensers. --Geordi. We exist within the limitless dimensions of the galaxy. --Q. We had a fraction for a ZIP code. --Data. We have much to discuss. --Q. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500028 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:13pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Pooh Tags **File D:\SX\TAGLINES.TAG !, groaned Pooh, as Buchanan cut out his tongue. %$#@*! said Pooh, as they closed the Interstate down to one lane. 'Bother!' said Pooh as he put the coffee in the microwave... 'Bother' said Pooh as he dropped his bombs. 'Bother' said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. 'Bother' said Pooh, sending in a team from the S.A.S. 'Christopher Robbins was a twit.' --Pooh. 'Christopher Robin was a twit.' --Pooh. 'Come on over for BBQ said Pooh as he eyed Piglet hungrily.' 'Oh bother' said Pooh and hit his reset switch. 'Oh, bother!' said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator. ...and Pooh just is! @TO@ at Pooh Corner: Looking for honey Taglines. @TO@ is a TWIT. --Pooh. @TOFIRST@ at Pooh Corner: Looking for honey Taglines. @TOFIRST@ at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines. @TOFIRST@ is a TWIT. --Pooh. A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird. --Tao of Pooh. A phone can ring...but a ring can't phone Pooh of Tao. AARRGGHH! Jealous creature, that Pooh! Abso-fraggin-lutely, damn it! said Pooh, imitating Delenn. Ahh, Mikey! Botsy Poohs. --Dr. Forrester. All is well that ends well. --E.A. Poe. Oh Bother. --Pooh. All is well that ends well. --Poe. Oh Bother... --Pooh. All's well that ends well. --Poe. Bother. --Pooh. Andrew at Pooh Corner: Looking for honey Taglines. anomaly. Bother! said Pooh, as his starship encountered a temporal AOL? Bother! said Pooh, and loaded his new, cool, WINDOWS 95 software. At this point, Tonstant Weader fwowed up! --Dorothy Parker on Pooh. At this point, Tonstant Weader fwowed up! --Dorthy Parker on Pooh. B..... said Pooh, just before he was shot... Balls said Pooh, in an attitude a bit more forthright than usual. Bang your head,Bother, said Pooh as he parked O.J.'s white Bonco. Barry at Pooh Corner: looking for Hunny taglines. Bather, said Pooh, and the dungeon collapsed. Be like Pooh, heat your honey. Be like Pooh...eat your honey. Be like Pooh...eat your hunny. Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat! Bear takes over Disneyworld in Pooh D'Etat! BearJoran takes over Deep Space Nine in Pooh-de-tat! Bearjoran takes over DS9 in Pooh D'Etat! Bo- said Pooh, as the Censor cut him off. Bo.... said Pooh, as the grenade turned out to be live. Bodduh! said Pooh, We're here to pump you up! Bollocks said Pooh being more forthright than usual. Bollocks! said Pooh, being more forthright than usual. Bollo^G^G^Gther, said Pooh, on his VT220 emulator. Bother , said Pooh as he climbed out of his Vorlon encounter suit. Bother , said Pooh as Kosh turned out to be Piglet. Bother , said Pooh, as he kicked Piglet's ass. Bother ,said Pooh as he harpooned Shamu. Bother ,said Pooh as he paid off the Simpson jury. Bother ,said Pooh, as he assaulted Janet Reno. Bother long and prosper! --Pooh the Vulcan. Bother long and prosper, said Pooh the Vulcan. Bother said a time-traveling Pooh as he killed his own mother. Bother said Capt. Pooh, as antimatter containment was lost. Bother said Cmdr. Pooh, as Picard demoted him to Ensign. Bother said Lt. Pooh, as Armus the oil slick killed him. Bother Said Pooh 'cos he only had 4 megs. Bother said Pooh after he pushed Humpty Dumpty. Bother said Pooh and deleted C:\WINDOWS. Bother said Pooh and erased his message base. Bother said Pooh and inhaled. Bother said Pooh as 5,000 Whitecloaks topped the hill. Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ fondled him. Bother said Pooh as @TOFIRST@ replied to his message. Bother said Pooh as A lightning bold hit his house on pooh corner. Bother said Pooh as Beavis kicked him in the gnads. Bother said Pooh as Bill Clinton promised to lower taxes. Bother said Pooh as Critical error was displayed. Bother said Pooh as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer. Bother said Pooh as Formatting Drive C appeared on the screen. Bother said Pooh as four blondes approached. Bother said POOH as French soldiers smashed his camera. Bother said Pooh as he backed up onto the wrong tape. Bother said Pooh as he broke the last Seal. Bother said Pooh as he cut and paste the ransom demand. Bother said Pooh as he cut and pasted the ransom demand. Bother said Pooh as he deleted Windows. Bother said Pooh as he descended down to Shayol Ghul. Bother said Pooh as he drew a Dragon's Fang on Rabbit's door. Bother said Pooh as he erased his hard drive. Bother said Pooh as he fell into the tiger pit. Bother said Pooh as he fell into the toilet. Bother said Pooh as he found he'd used a dirty needle. Bother said Pooh as he got trapped in the printer. Bother said Pooh as he handcuffed Piglet to the bed. Bother said Pooh as he hid Piglet's body with Tigger's. Bother said Pooh as he look into the face of the Myrddraal. Bother said Pooh as he pulled a Tribble from his honey. Bother said Pooh as he pulled the cat off his face. Bother said Pooh as he pulled the Tribble from his honey pot. Bother said Pooh as he put the message in the wrong conference. Bother said Pooh as he raised his veil and grabbed his spear. Bother said Pooh as he reached down to get the soap. Bother said Pooh as he reached for Saidin. Bother said Pooh as he reached for the reset button. Bother said Pooh as he reached over to pick up his soap. Bother said Pooh as he read his CompuServe bill. Bother said Pooh as he realized that he said f*ck in fido. Bother said Pooh as he received his CompuServe bill. Bother said Pooh as he refused the blindfold. Bother said Pooh as he released the balefire. Bother said Pooh as he remembered getting stoned with Bill Clinton. Bother said Pooh as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up. Bother said Pooh as he scrambled his partition table. Bother said Pooh as he set up a claymore. Bother said Pooh as he slipped his date a mickey. Bother said Pooh as he sunk his twelfth Guinness. Bother said Pooh as he swore an oath on the Oath Rod. Bother said Pooh as he twitted his moderator. Bother said Pooh as he was branded. Bother said Pooh as he was carted off to the road kill cafe. Bother said Pooh as he was caught playing with himself. Bother said Pooh as he was destroyed in Doom II death match. Bother said Pooh as he was encased in wet concrete. Bother said POOH as he was eviscerated by the Power(tm)Rangers. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500029 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:13pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Pooh Tags Bother! said Pooh, as he realized that logic really WAS a tweeting. Bother! said Pooh, as he realized that Rabbit was indeed Chaotic Evil. Bother! said Pooh, as he realized the doll had a puncture. Bother! said Pooh, as he received his America Online bill. Bother! said Pooh, as he received his Compu$erve bill. Bother! said Pooh, as he received his CompuServe bill. Bother! said Pooh, as he refused the blindfold. Bother! said Pooh, as he regained consciousness on the autopsy table. Bother! said Pooh, as he regenerated into Colin Baker. Bother! said Pooh, as he reinstalled @VER@. Bother! said Pooh, as he reinstalled Tag-X Pro. Bother! said Pooh, as he released the Balefire. Bother! said Pooh, as he reloaded his AK-47. Bother! said Pooh, as he reported Huey, Dewey and Louie for vandalism. Bother! said Pooh, as he reverted to his liquid state. Bother! said Pooh, as he ripped his ring piece. Bother! said Pooh, as he ripped the fabric of Time and Space. Bother! said Pooh, as he rolled over and lit @TOFIRST@'s cigarette. Bother! said Pooh, as he rolled over into the wet spot. Bother! said Pooh, as he rose from the grave. Bother! said Pooh, as he sabotaged Wile E. Coyote's latest trap. Bother! said Pooh, as he said Bother again. Bother! said Pooh, as he sapped the bank guard. Bother! said Pooh, as he saved -vs- poison. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw another message from New Jersey. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw his friends dressed in black robes. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw Lorena Bobbitt drive up. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw Mrs. Bobbitt drive up. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw Ms. Bobbitt drive up. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud. Bother! said Pooh, as he saw yet another Pooh tagline. Bother! said Pooh, as he scrambled his partition table Bother! said Pooh, as he screwed up X-wing TOD 1/4 yet again. Bother! said Pooh, as he seduced Christopher Robin's mother. Bother! said Pooh, as he sent away for an inflatable Piglet. Bother! said Pooh, as he set cross hairs on Bill Clinton. Bother! said Pooh, as he set fire to the Hundred-Acre wood. Bother! said Pooh, as he set his phaser on kill. Bother! said Pooh, as he severed the bungee cord. Bother! said Pooh, as he shared his pain with Sybok. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot @TO@ for being a git. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot @TOFIRST@ for being a git. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot A.A. Milne for being a git. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot another Spotted Owl. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot Barney in the head at point blank. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot his concealed handgun into a crowd. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot that bird in the wing. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot the Empirical drone. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot the Imperial drone. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot the propeller from Biggles' machine. Bother! said Pooh, as he shot the sheriff. Bother! said Pooh, as he signed the pact. Bother! said Pooh, as he slashed the ambulance's tires. Bother! said Pooh, as he slaughtered innocent Jawas. Bother! said Pooh, as he slid into another Earth. Bother! said Pooh, as he slid on the wet echo floor. Bother! said Pooh, as he slipped his date a Purple Microdot. Bother! said Pooh, as he slipped the traffic cop $10. Bother! said Pooh, as he sniffed the tube of glue. Bother! said Pooh, as he sold Eeyore to the glue factory. Bother! said Pooh, as he sold Eyore to the glue factory. Bother! said Pooh, as he stalked Lover's Lane. Bother! said Pooh, as he started to install Windows. Bother! said Pooh, as he started up Norton Utilities. Bother! said Pooh, as he stepped into the acceleration chamber. Bother! said Pooh, as he stepped into the particle accelerator. Bother! said Pooh, as he stepped on the cat's tail. Bother! said Pooh, as he stole Smokey the Bear's girlfriend. Bother! said Pooh, as he stomped Barney's ass into Jello. Bother! said Pooh, as he strafed the lifeboats. Bother! said Pooh, as he strangled Roo for knocking over his coffee. Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom. Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with his tagline dupes. Bother! said Pooh, as he struggled with the computer's reset button. Bother! said Pooh, as he stuck his finger in the light socket. Bother! said Pooh, as he stuffed Piglet's corpse into a trash bag. Bother! said Pooh, as he sucked the life out of Tigger. Bother! said Pooh, as he suffered the `Heartbreak of Psoriasis'. Bother! said Pooh, as he sunk his twelfth Guinness. Bother! said Pooh, as he swallowed the mucus in lumps. Bother! said Pooh, as he switched between Animaniacs and Star Trek. Bother! said Pooh, as he switched to Full Auto. Bother! said Pooh, as he talked Kanga and Roo into a threesome. Bother! said Pooh, as he tapped out a false distress signal. Bother! said Pooh, as he testified O.J. was with him all night. Bother! said Pooh, as he threw Roo off the cliff. Bother! said Pooh, as he thrust the stake through Barney's heart. Bother! said Pooh, as he tied Kanga down, sport. Bother! said Pooh, as he tied Piglet to the bed. Bother! said Pooh, as he tied-up his favorite redhead. Bother! said Pooh, as he told IRS about Scrooge McDuck's secret ledgers. Bother! said Pooh, as he took aim from behind the grassy knoll. Bother! said Pooh, as he took another stim. Bother! said Pooh, as he took Duncan McCloud's Quickening. Bother! said Pooh, as he took his torn pants to Garak's. Bother! said Pooh, as he took his torn trousers to Garak's shop. Bother! said Pooh, as he took McCloud's Quickening... Bother! said Pooh, as he took out a contract on Bugs Bunny. Bother! said Pooh, as he torched the forest. Bother! said Pooh, as he transcended this plane. Bother! said Pooh, as he tried addressing more than 64k of RAM in DOS. Bother! said Pooh, as he tried on his new Rooskin coat. Bother! said Pooh, as he tried to escape from Barney's evil gaze. Bother! said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. Bother! said Pooh, as he tried to install OS/2. (For the tenth time.) Bother! said Pooh, as he tried to install Windows 95. Bother! said Pooh, as he tried to install Windoze. Bother! said Pooh, as he tried to learn COBOL Bother! said Pooh, as he tried to uninstall WARP. Bother! said Pooh, as he triggered the burglar alarm. Bother! said Pooh, as he tripped and fell on the Live Rail Bother! said Pooh, as he tripped over the sleeping Dragon's tail. Bother! said Pooh, as he turned into a bat. Bother! said Pooh, as he turned the launch key. Bother! said Pooh, as he turned to the Dark Side. Bother! said Pooh, as he twit filtered his moderator. Bother! said Pooh, as he twitted @TO@. Bother! said Pooh, as he twitted his moderator. Bother! said Pooh, as he twitted his Sysop. Bother! said Pooh, as he twitted Mother Nature. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500030 Date: 04/04/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 04:13pm \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Pooh Tags Bother, said Pooh as the doctor amputated the wrong leg. Bother, said Pooh as the Draghkar tried to slip him the tounge. Bother, said Pooh as the elastic in his trousers gave way. Bother, said Pooh as the Emperor electrocuted him with the Force. Bother, said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded again. Bother, said Pooh as the Enterprise exploded. Bother, said Pooh as the EPA closed the hunny factory. Bother, said Pooh as the Ewoks stole his honey pot. Bother, said Pooh as the face hugger impregnated him. Bother, said Pooh as the fan reversed direction and sucked him in. Bother, said Pooh as the feds took his videotapes and guns... Bother, said Pooh as the fire fed on his arm. Bother, said Pooh as the firing squad took aim. Bother, said Pooh as the flames swallowed his card collection. Bother, said Pooh as the guillotine blade fell. Bother, said Pooh as the hippopotamus' breath knocked him out cold. Bother, said Pooh as the indictments were handed down. Bother, said Pooh as the Jem'Hadar beat him senseless. Bother, said Pooh as the Judge turned another one free. Bother, said Pooh as the Judge turns another one free. Bother, said Pooh as the jumja stick stuck to his hand. Bother, said Pooh as the Kazons discovered hair mousse. Bother, said Pooh as the killer bees attacked. Bother, said Pooh as the Klingons decloaked. Bother, said Pooh as the Klingons opened fire. Bother, said Pooh as the LAPD beat him. Bother, said Pooh as the leeches sucked him dry. Bother, said Pooh as the lumberjack chopped down his hunny tree. Bother, said Pooh as the Millennium Falcon blasted his Star Destroyer. Bother, said Pooh as the Moderator orbed him for being off-topic. Bother, said Pooh as the Moderator sent him a PVT note. Bother, said Pooh as the moderator swung his club. Bother, said Pooh as the mosquitoes carried him away. Bother, said Pooh as the mountain he was climbing suddenly erupted. Bother, said Pooh as the Na'ka'leen feeder consumed him. Bother, said Pooh as the nuclear waste mutated his teeth into fangs. Bother, said Pooh as the oncoming trucker had an epileptic fit. Bother, said Pooh as the others burned him at the stake. Bother, said Pooh as the parasite ate it's way into his brain. Bother, said Pooh as the Pentecostal healer grew him a third arm. Bother, said Pooh as the pin fell out of the grenade. Bother, said Pooh as the pin fell out the grenade. Bother, said Pooh as the piranhas nibbled his eyes out. Bother, said Pooh as the plane jettisoned both wings. Bother, said Pooh as the plane jettisoned third class. Bother, said Pooh as the plot device was re-used again. Bother, said Pooh as the police closed in. Bother, said Pooh as the prunes began their work. Bother, said Pooh as the pus dribbled out his nose. Bother, said Pooh as the pus dribbled out of his nose. Bother, said Pooh as the Rangers won the Stanley Cup. Bother, said Pooh as the raptor shook him by the throat. Bother, said Pooh as the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall ate Owl. Bother, said Pooh as the Red Ajah captured him. Bother, said Pooh as the rip cord came away in his hand. Bother, said Pooh as the river carried him away and the rocks tore him. Bother, said Pooh as the river carried him away. Bother, said Pooh as the road ended abruptly at a cliff. Bother, said Pooh as the Romulan war bird uncloaked. Bother, said Pooh as the Shadows closed in. Bother, said Pooh as the Shadows decimated his home world. Bother, said Pooh as the shark bit off both of his legs. Bother, said Pooh as the Sharom exploded into black fire. Bother, said Pooh as the shuttle bay decompressed. Bother, said Pooh as the spaceships landed. Bother, said Pooh as the steel trap closed on his leg. Bother, said Pooh as the Storm troopers caught him. Bother, said Pooh as the sun's ultraviolet light burned off his fur. Bother, said Pooh as the Swat Team closed in. Bother, said Pooh as the Sysop locked him out of the system. Bother, said Pooh as the Texan flushed the toilet. Bother, said Pooh as the tires crushed his lungs and creased his fur. Bother, said Pooh as the tornado redistributed his internal organs. Bother, said Pooh as the train approached and the ropes wouldn't break. Bother, said Pooh as the tribbles rained down on him. Bother, said Pooh as the trip wire clicked. Bother, said Pooh as the tsetse fly bit him. Bother, said Pooh as the tsunami hit. Bother, said Pooh as the VCR ate his favorite porno tape. Bother, said Pooh as the vice squad took his .GIF files. Bother, said Pooh as the vice squad took his GIFS. Bother, said Pooh as the Vogon began to read. Bother, said Pooh as the Vogons destroyed Earth. Bother, said Pooh as the war bird decloaked. Bother, said Pooh as the warp core breached. Bother, said Pooh as the wind blew the smoke from his gun barrel. Bother, said Pooh as the woodpecker approached his hot-air balloon. Bother, said Pooh as the writers killed off his character. Bother, said Pooh as they all gathered for an orgy. Bother, said Pooh as they buried him face-up. Bother, said Pooh as they closed the casket on him. Bother, said Pooh as they lit the pyre. Bother, said Pooh as they loaded him into the sub's torpedo tube. Bother, said Pooh as they nailed him to a tree. Bother, said Pooh as they plowed him under. Bother, said Pooh as they poured salt on his open wounds. Bother, said Pooh as they stuffed him and mounted him on the wall. Bother, said Pooh as Tigger came out of the closet. Bother, said Pooh as Tigger turned out to be a changeling. Bother, said Pooh as Trelane aimed his pistol at him. Bother, said Pooh as Vader choked Piglet with the Force! Bother, said Pooh as Vader cut off his right paw. Bother, said Pooh as Vader gave him to the Emperor. Bother, said Pooh as Vader killed Obi Wan. Bother, said Pooh as Vader sent bounty hunters after him. Bother, said Pooh as Vader stopped him from killing the Emperor. Bother, said Pooh as Vader tried to turn him over to the Dark Side. Bother, said Pooh as Will Riker attempted to mate with him. Bother, said Pooh as William Tell sneezed. Bother, said Pooh as Windows swapped out again. Bother, said Pooh as Winn started foaming at the mouth. Bother, said Pooh as wolf pack caught his scent. Bother, said Pooh as Worf growled. Bother, said Pooh as yet another condom ruptured. Bother, said Pooh as Yoda told him of another Pooh. Bother, said Pooh as Ziggy's circuits failed. Bother, said Pooh as: 'CONNECT 1200' showed up again! Bother, said Pooh Beavis and Butthead are barbecuing Barney! Bother, said Pooh Beavis and Butthead are roasting Piglet! Bother, said Pooh celebrating solstice with candles. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)