--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500010 Date: 04/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:57am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] How do you get 400 Canadians out of a bar? Ask them nicely! How did you beat that thing in the computer, Chief? - Sisko How do you light up a blond's eyes? Shine a flashlight in their ear How do you program the holodeck for Orion Slave Girls? - Wesley How do we know it's summer in the UK? The rain's warmer How do you copy? Over. With a Xerox machine. You? How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R. --Rush Limbaugh How do Marines find sheep in 10ft. high grass? Very satisfying How does one spell socialism? l-i-b-e-r-a-- How fitting that the Bible refers to Christians as sheep How do you make a kleenex dance? Blow a little boogie in it How do you know so much about my mother? Dr. Forrester How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork How do you know that it was UNBIASED? How do YOU get to sleep without doumbek lullabies? How does that help us? Torres How do you pronounce my name? With reverence How do San Franciscans perform safe sex? In a doorway How do you start a model-T Ford without a battery? asked Tom crankily How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde How do blondes make ice? With a recipe How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun of course! How do I set my phaser to SLOW PAINFUL DEATH? How do blondes get minks? The same way Minks get Minks! How do you make a PC go faster? Throw it harder! How do you vote on the Coridon admission? How do they get the Teflon to stick to the pans? How do we repair the harm we've done? Janeway How do you slow down a lead guitarist? Sheet music How do you spell relief J-E-S-U-S How fortunate the man with none How do you feel? - Dr Bashir How does one become a lamer? Is a lamer good? ...#%@%@# NO CARRIER How do you explain Daylight Savings Time to a cat? How do you keep an idiot in suspense? How do you cure a woman of Nymphomania? Marry her! How do you spell "flavor?" ...C-H-O-L-E-S-T-E-R-O-L ! How do I spell relief from Liberals? R-U-S-H Limbaugh! How do I exit the tagline editor? How do you know so much? I asked them. Oh How do you spell RELIEF? MORE_DISK(SPACE)! How do you keep a dog quiet? Feed him hushpuppies How do you cure a man of satyriasis? Marry him! How do you explain "DAYLIGHT" savings time to a vampire? How do you explain Daylight Savings to a cat? How does a blonde high-5? Smacks herself in the forehead How do you know it's summer in Seattle?...The rain is warmer How did this ugly man get in my bed? How do you know what I'm about to do? Janeway How do do ugly things like octopuses & hairy bugs reproduce? -Calvin How do you spell RELIEF? DISK_SPACE! How does a blond high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead How do you get cat hair out of a hard drive? How do you tell a blind guy in a nudist colony? It's not hard How did you break your arm? Ya see those stairs? *I* didn't! How do you like this daddy? she asked her little girl. I ran. (George) How do you kill a borg? Stick a magnet to its head! (hahaha) How do you know if you run out of invisible ink? How do they get the deer to cross at the signs? How do I assimulate thee? Let me count the ways! Romeo of Borg How do girls get minks? Same way minks get minks! How do you tell a happy sperm? It has egg on its face! How does a warp drive work? You say 'Energize.' How do you give Rush Limbaugh an enema? There's no end to the *******! How do you straighten a bent pipe? Bend it! How do you feel? -- Computer to Spock How do you make a cat float? Start with two scoops of cat How do you know so much about swallows, sire? How do you drown a blond? Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool How far can a metaphor be stretched before it snaps -Crow How else do explain what's happening here? - Mulder How does it feel to be locked into Dos with No Windows? How do I get TWO tag lines?? How do you oversleep at the Olympics? (Jerry) How do you make a quick skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel How does one expect the unexpected? How do you make Windows go faster Throw it harder! How do vampires say "V" without shredding their lips? How did you get into that dress, with a spray gun? Bob Hope How do they get the "Teflon Coated" stickers to stick to the pan? How do vampires shave when they get up in the evening? How do I get this mouse to type in the characters? How foolish of me to think otherwise! How do you spell biritos? How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder How do you feel, MacLeod? Naked? Helpless? Killian How do you vote on the @TOLAST@ admission? --Ambassador Gav How far can I send this cat for $30? How does a Romulan frog hide? With a croaking device! How fortunate for rulers, that men do not think. -Adolf Hitler How do blonds get minks? The same way Minks get Minks! How did you feel about me under _your_ mask? -- Hoolihan to Hawkeye How far is St. Helena from a little child at play? How do we know when it's summer in Vancouver? The rain feels warmer How did you know, sir? I feel like such an idiot. Riker to Picard How do you dog-ear an electronic book? How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people? -Beatles How do you give Orville an enema? There's no end to the *******! How do you pick up a Branch Dividian? With a Dustbuster, of course! How do I look? Strange? Surreal? -- Julia [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500011 Date: 04/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:59am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] How do I send an erase tagline tagline? How does it work? - Kirk How does a Marine high-5? One finger, 5 times How do you spell relief? MRFA! How did you get in there? - Odo How do you stick stamps on e-mail ? How do I know if I have a good enough lawyer? How do I know what I desire? - Q How do they get the deer to cross right at the sign? How fascinating. - Odo How do you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... 1, 2, 3, How do you survive? Freya I'm still learning how. EHMP How do you get your blow-port to pucker like that? - Crow How do you tell when you have run out of invisible ink? How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin! How fortunate for rulers that the people do not think How do you spell IBM? F-U-D How far can they stretch the Spandex curtain?- Rush Limbaugh How do you make a cat fly? Nail it to the front wheel of a 747 How do you get a polish woman pregnant? Cum in her shoes and the flies do the rest How do we get rid of this stench? How do parents know about those things they advise against? How do they handle fast women in Arkansas?...Put a governor on them! How do you circumsize a whale? Send down four skin divers How do I get rid of the pee smell? - Crow How do you drag me into these things??? How do you get 50 germans in a car? How do you get holy water?... Boil the hell out of it! How does a girl hold her liquor? By the ears! How do smurfs reproduce? They smuck! How does one have a personal relationship with a non-entity??!!?? How do people do that without getting headaches? --Salmoneus How does teflon stick to the pan? How do you speed up Windows? Throw it harder!!! How do you get two Viola players to play in tune? Shoot one of them How does your new uniform fit, soldier? The coat is fine, but the pants are a little loose around the armpits! How does this open? - Miramanee to Kirk re uniform How do you like command? - Riker. Comfortable chair. - Worf How did you come to your decision? Worf to Data How do you double the value of a Pinto? Fill the tank How do you expect me to be creative with 40 year old engines? How do women get mink? The same way mink get mink How do you know harring has gone bad? Does it start to smell good? How do I set my phase to tickle? How does one slay a dragon with a dagger? - Darkwood How did you get here, wiggle off the hook? How does a blonde part her hair? (spread thighs) How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pi How do you want me to prove my mortality. ---Q. Die. --Worf How do you make a hormone? Put sawdust in the Vaseline! How do icons work? --Time-Life Books How do you kill a Borg? Send them Windows 3.0 How fitting the Bible refers to christians as sheep How do I find a lawyer? How does God call me to deny myself? - Ho Chee-Sin How do I spell relief? E-X-L-A-X How do you make a cat drink? Put it in the blender How do you find out if a woman is ticklish? Give her a test-tickle How does a blond try to kill birds? Throw them off a cliff How do they get cattle crossing? Make them Catholic? How does it feel? Paris Just like the old one. EHMP How do you double the value of a Yugo? Fill the tank with gas How do you circumcise a whale? Four skin divers! How do I clean the inside of my Windows? How do we know you're the REAL Angel of Death? Prove it! How do you spell idiot? LIMBAUGH How do you write zero in Roman numerals? How do I find the way back to Kansas!?! How do you know they had no vested interests? How does a blonde part her hair? By doing the splits How do _you_ know? - Mulder How do you know when a lawyer is lying? His lips move How do you expect me to average 55 miles an hour if I don't speed? How easily humans do that How does Jesse Helms know something is homoerotic? How do I dupe thee? Let me count the ways How do I love thee? See page 23, figure 4, "Hot Weasels" How do soldiers killing each other solve the worlds problems? How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? How else can I scar him? Son, you have a tiny winky. -- Mike How do we know when it's summer in Melbourne? The rain feels warmer How do you kill a fag? A put a mole in his hamster cage How does a Vampire say 'V' without shredding their lips? How do we know that he didn't invent the thing? * Scotty How do you play this game - any sucker How do you stay atop the Blue Wave? Register it How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalouge How do Kiwis find their sheep in 10ft high grass? Very satisfying How do you feel? -Spock's test computer in ST4:TVH How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead How exciting How do you know so much about sparrows? - Bedevir How do you get your hair to do that? How do they make Non-Stick Teflon stick to the pan ? How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R. - R. Limbaugh How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin How do you put a gleam in a blond's eye? Shine a lite in her ear How does that feel in the crotch, Mike? - Crow How do you keep a moron in suspense? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500012 Date: 04/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 07:00am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's How did you know he was Beowolf? Tuvok How do these taglines work again? How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide How do you like this negligee? asked Mary transparently How do you pronounce "Cthulhu"? As quietly as possible How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog! How do you make a Mac go faster? Throw it harder How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for supper How does it feel to be a tap dancer in the canoe of life? How do we get the Beatles back together? Three more bullets! How do I set my laser printer for stun? How do you get Schrodinger's Cat _into_ the box? How do you tell that a Pentium is the hottest thing? Use a thermometer! How do you keep a turkey in suspense? How do I tell her that immortality exists, but not for her? - Duncan How do you explain me, chief? -- Jack Butler How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? How far does RIME go? Twice as far as half! And you...? How do you like your eggs ?? Oh ... preferably unfertilized thanks How do psychiatrists relax? They stop and smell the neuroses How do you spell RELIEF? F A R T How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the c***? How do you know you are not immortal untill you die How do they work? They're filled with GLUE! How do you get a kleenex to dance? Blow a little boogie into it How do ya castrate a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin! How far can you push a man up a tree.--African proverb How do you throw away a trash can? How do I set the laser printer to "stun"? How do you clean out a used condom? Shake the f*ck out of it!! How do *I* do it? I OS/2 it! How does Teflon stick to pans? How do you get a one-armed blond out of the tree? Wave How do golfers celebrate? Par tee How do I send enough messages to use all my taglines? How do you make a small fortune in Texas oil? How does an octopus go into battle? Fully armed How fast the minutes fly away & every minute colder. -Fantine, Les Mis How do bees get to school? They ride the school buzz How do you get 150 old ladies to say the F-word? Yell BINGO! How do you know it's summer in Oregon? The rain's warmer How do you stop a woman from having sex? .Marry her! How do you feel, MacLeod? Naked? Helpless? - Kllian How did you lose the lake again Vhujunka? How do you like your blue eyed boy, Mr. Death How do you get club soda stains out of the carpet? How do yo make windows go faster? Through it HARDER How does a duck no which direction South is? - Crash Test Dummies How do you change a blond's mind? Buy her another beer How do women get minks? Same way minks get minks How far can you open your mind before your brains fall out? How do ya keep a polock in suspense? How does anyone afford CI$ anyway? How do you know it's Midnight?The 9 O'clock Ritual begins How dieth the wise man? As the fool How do Marine braincells die? Ha, no such thing! How do you spell Alzheimers? I forgot How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? How does a blond part her hair? By doing the splits How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows How do you know it's summer in Seattle? Rain's warm! How does... a boy die of exposure on a warm summer night -Mulder 1x01 How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work? How fare thee Fair Warrior? How do you spell excellent 3D action game? D-O-O-M How do you know if a bagpipe is in tune? How do you remember what's true and what isn't? - Odo How do you light up a blonde's eyes? Shine a flashlight in their ear How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope How do you drive a baby buggy??? Tickle it's feet How do they expect us to fight a war without shuttlecocks? - Hawkeye How does my lawyer learn the facts about my case? How do you spell bugs: M-I-C-R-O-S-O-F-T How does it change many dyslexics to take a light-bulb? How do I do my Fatality on the Boss character? How do make a Kat float? Start with two scoops of Kat How does a Thermos know to keep it hot or keep it cold? How far did they get in their research? - Ro Laren How does a blond try to kill birds? Throw them off a clif How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood How do you convert a circuit to a calculus microchip? INTEGRATE!!! How do blonde brain cells die? Alone How do you get a one-armed blonde out of the tree? Wave How do those guys pee with their pants on backwards? How did you know I was on Prozac??? How does this snap open? - Frank to Margaret How does AVON find so many women willing to take orders ? How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink? How else can I keep my reputation as a miracle worker * Scot How do we proceed? - Sisko How does he sing when he's kissing her? Tom Servo How do you turn a 486 into an XT? Run Windows How do you define normal? How does a blond part her hair? (spread thighs) How do you start a model-T without a battery? asked Tom crankily How do you know that? Kira Because I sabotaged it. Eddington How does a bankruptcy lawyer expect to be paid? How do you know it's summer in BC? The rain's warmer How do I turn the other cheek without getting up? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)