--------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] How can you be so deaf with ears like that? - McCoy How can I re-adjust, if I was never really adjusted How can I be so evil? It ain't easy How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? How come I always get the booby prize? - Hello Nurse How about Mr. E? Is he really blind? -- Timothy Hunter How could I have downloaded a virus?!?! It said NO CARRI How did the fool get his money in the first place? How are the stone knives and bearskins? - Kirk How about a "Crack cocaine for guns" buyback? How about a Catwoman/Jeff Kraschinski Cross-over? How can I make this a recipe-oriented message? Got any recipes How come not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly? How come nobody ever tampers with Spam? How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing How did things ever get so far? - Don Corleone How come wrong numbers are NEVER busy!! How come pizza get's to you're house faster than the police? How come animal shelter workers are paid more than childcare workers? How about fixing up Michael Jackson with PeeWee Herman? How come Pizza can get to your house faster than a Police Car? How did the fool and his money get together in the first place? How can my head be both pointy and flat at the same time? How about the Baltimore Roughriders? What'd I say?! How could 2 grown men share the same childhood experiences? - Picard How about that Barrichello, eh! How come cats don't have DOC's? How come this jacket they gave me didn't have any sleeves How about that ... local sports team!? -- Monty Burns How can you tell a Democrat/Liberal/Clinton is lying? How bad do you want me to trash him? -- Arc How about a little sugar for the Happy Chef? How come the AT&T Logo looks like the Death Star? How can you use aroma therapy if you haven't got a nose? - Peter Puppy How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt? How come nobody ever asks ME what *I* want to do - Eric, D&D How come theres no pictures of Italians on the wall -Mike How did these .ZOO files get in NOAHS.ARC? How can I help you, boys? - Zek How about Scott's Information Manual for Lawns and Gardens (1977) How can you tell if the bagpipes are out of tune? How am I computing? Call 1-BADCOMMAND How can you dismiss the evidence?"--Fox Mulder How can I solve it with all those letters missing, Pat? How annoying! My DOG just won a Socks the Cat look-alike contest! How SWEET it is!! How can you tell if someone is intelligent? They read directions How can I go on strike if nobody ever needs my services? How can you tell if a Viola is out of tune? The bow is moving How are men like noodles? They lack taste and need dough How come when tires go flat, it's always on the bottom? How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face? How come you never see the money in pay-phones being collected? How can I argue with the captain of the Enterprise? -- Kirk How can I be out of money...I still have checks How about a little fire, scarecrow? How about a nice Hawaiian frog? CRUNCH! How can you have yellow alert in space dock? Captain Styles How about a kiss? *MMMMMWAH*! - Wakko How about some naked, co-ed, full contact wrestling? How did _you_ come to your decision? - Worf How about according a fetus the same trial by jury that O.J. got? How about contributing a few taglines yourself next time? How about The porch light is on, but there's nobody home How appropriate that the Bible refers to Christians as sheep How can UPS afford to give out all those packages? How did a draft dodger get to be Commander in Chief? How did I get round from eating square meals How did Bill Gates amass $14 billion? In small bytes How am I? - Odo How about the sound of someone's spine cracking? Tom Servo How about a braille nymphomaniac? How did the blond try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff How can I tell if the realityometer is for real? How can such a large computer do so little? How To Tune Up Your Auto - by Carl Humm How about some urine... for a drug test. - Mulder How are you going to pay for that. --Rimmer. You are. --Lister How can you know me when you don't even know yourself? How can Right-to-Lifers kill a doctor? How can I stay mad at you? - Homer, talking to a moldy sandwich How did they manage that? Maybe they had help How come CAT'S never land on their FEET How come a house burns up at the same time it burns down? How did Orville get into my tagline? How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in? - Quark How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff How about going back to my place? Orville asked easily How could we have all died at the same time? The salmon MOUSSE! How did they get O.J. to confess? They squeezed it out of him How about a beer, Norm? I'm high on life... Of course, beer is my life How come it's only MY ancestors who are in hiding? How can Clinton be a draft dodger if he never was drafted? How are you feeling? - Scully How could I abandon my partner? - Delenn How can it send us back, child? We're already here. -- Pinhead How can I escape its irresistable grasp? How about ef yoo cee kay why oh u? Or just 4Q? How The South Won The Civil War, by Barnaby Rudge How come there's no Vegetable Rights movement? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500005 Date: 04/04/98 From: ANDREW ZIEM Time: 10:54am \/To: WOLFGANG ERNICKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Tags Needed! I was all like, "No Way!" and Wolfgang was all :: WE> Coffee Mixed in with other things, if that's okay: "Coffee, Jamaican blend, double-strong, double-sweet." --O'Brien. "Coffee, black and strong." -- Cooper "Give me your even-better-than-coffee substitute." -- Janeway "I don't want anything better, I want coffee." -- Janeway "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." -- Eliot "I like my coffee *strong*, not lethal!" -- Col. Potter "Stop by psychiatric and pick up some more mind altering drugs." - swaz "We smoked it!" "What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'? That's COFFEE!! (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee *~~<=THIS is your brain on drugs with a side order of toast and coffee. 8 out of 5 people like coffee... A beer delayed is a beer denied. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. A mathematician is a machine for converting coffee into theorems. A morning without coffee is like sleep. A square meal a day keeps hallucenations everywhere. Acid consumes 47 times its weight in excess reality. After God created woman, He atoned by creating beer. Alcohol is not a problem, until you can't get any. Alcoholic: Someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a goal. All this beer drinking will be the urination of me. All this fuss for people to quit smoking, but everybody hates a quiter. Am I hallucinating or something?? Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation can do... And THIS is your computer on drugs... And this is Marion Barry----on drugs. Another pot of coffee down the programming hatch! Any religion that rejects coffee worships a false god. Are birth control pills considered recreational drugs? BUTTHENGE - [n] A pile of cigarette butts occupying a parking lot space. BUTTNICK - [n] The crevice on an ashtray where the cigarette rests. Be a coffee-drinking individual...espresso yourself! Beer bellies are a great waist. Beer isn't just for breakfast any more. Birth control pills are recreational drugs. Black gold - not oil, but coffee! Bought a decaffienated coffee table; You can't even see a difference. By seed and root, by bud and stem... C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep COFFEE.COM not found: (A)dd more, (R)eheat, (F)reak out? COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key COFFEE.POT Not Found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? COFFEE.SYS Not Found: User startup disabled. Caffeine is not a drug. It's a vitamin! Casualty of the War on Drug: Your Right to Bear Arms. Chocoholic : blood type ... M & M positive. Cigadent - Any accident involving a cigarette. Cigarette? No thanks, I'm not into suicide. Coffee - A legal drug addiction with free refills! Coffee - The beans from Heaven! Coffee and EchoMail are my favorite things in the morning. Coffee drinkers do it with shaky hands. Coffee flavored cigarettes: kill yourself twice as fast. Coffee is good food. Coffee line forms here. Take a number. Coffee not found - operator halted! Coffee will be the urination of me. Coffee: The pharmacological basis of consciousness. DISCLAIMER: I really should not read mail before I have my coffee :-/ DOC's??? Oh, the stuff you wipe coffee up with.. DOWNTIME--Coffee breaks, lunch, or Friday mentality in the office. Damn fine coffee, and HOT! Dare to keep the CIA off drugs! Decaffeinated coffee? But...why? Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?? Don't abuse marijuana... smoke it gently and carefully. Don't drink and drive, you might spill it. Don't talk to me until I've had my second cup of coffee Don't waste beer, there are sober people in India. Drink your coffee! There are poor people in India sleeping! Drug Wars: America's latest Vietnam... Drug junkies are pitiful. C-Span junkies are *dangerous* Drugs, crime, sex and money... I just LOVE Congress!!! Drugs, crime, sex and money... I just LOVE politicians!!! Espresso: An ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system. Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have more coffee. Gas and alcohol do mix! The taste isn't too hot though! Get drunk and be somebody else. Guinan is Yoda on stilts. Yoda is Kermit on Drugs. Happiness is me--in a bar! Hard drugs made me a better person. Higher Brain malfunction due to lack of sleep and no coffee. I believe cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee. I can't walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol. I could quit incense anytime I wanted! I'M NOT ADDICTED! I do not drink like a fish. I drink like a dolphin. I don't do cocaine; I just like the smell of it I drink, therefore I am! I eat my coffee straight from the can. Why dilute it? I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs -- like customs officials. I just need enough coffee to tide me over 'till I need more. I like my coffee black ... as a moonless night. I live for drugs. It's great. I may drink a lot, but I know the way to go home - drunk I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty. I put instant coffee in a microwave & almost went back in time.-s.w. I support drug tests: Test all politicians! I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. I tried snorting coke once. I almost drowned. I used to chain smoke, but I couldn't keep my chain lit. I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money. I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs and insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice. I'll never ever not drink again!!! I'm having a chocolate seizure and going to chocoheaven. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. I'm obviously NOT the designated driver. I'm very efficient at work-I haven't missed a coffee break in 6 years If God can't help you, how about Mr Coffee? If God took acid, would he see people? If Marijuana were legal *freedom* would break out. If the spoon don't dissolve, it ain't coffee! If we don't drink it, someone else will. If you must drink and drive, drink excessively, drive fast, and take the most indirect route. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head. In memory of my beloved Liver. (hic!) Instant Asshole---just add Alcohol. Instant human: Just add coffee! Instant idiot! Just add alcohol or drugs. Is there life before coffee? It was a woman who first drove me to drink, and I never did stop to thank er. Javacise: Burst of motion after spilling coffee in one's lap. Just bring me my coffee, and s-l-o-w-l-y back away. Just give me the coffee, and no one will get hurt. LEGALIZE DRUGS before my court date LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands. Legal status does not change a drug's chemical properties. Life begins after coffee! Life is too short for bad coffee. Make another pot of coffee...I'm gonna read mail. Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish. Maybe you just need a little more coffee. Message brought to you by sufficient coffee ingestion. Monday special, two valiums with a coffee chaser. My God... It's full of coffee! Never trust nobody that says he never took a drink in his whole life. No machine can replace man until it learns to drink! Not all men who drink are poets. Some of us drink because we are not poets. Of course, coffee *is* one of the major vitamins Originator out of coffee: Taglines may become irrational. Oxymoron: decaffeinated coffee Reality Is An Illusion Caused By Lack Of Acid. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. Reality is for those who can't handle drugs Red eye special - A double espresso with a shot of coffee. Rehab is for quitters. Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs. Roses are blue, violets are read, I like to shoot heroin straight into my head. Roses are green, violets are pink... Hey, the walls are melting again. Slander, like coffee, is usually handed to you without grounds. Smoke pot with the seabirds: leave no tern unstoned. Smokers - helping to keep lung cancer research alive! Smoking kills? But it CURES bacon! The War On Drugs: the greatest threat the Bill of Rights has ever seen. The only time I refused a drink I didn't understand the question. The platypus was created right after marijuana. There are two major products that come out of Berkeley; LSD and BSD Unix. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. There's a fungus amoung us. They promised a drugfree America. Where's our free drugs? This is... excuse my language... damn good coffee. Wash your CGA monitor's screen with LSD, and get 16.7 million colours! Washington, D.C.: America's Work-Free Drug Capitol. We take drugs very seriously at my house... We're already *IN* Prohibition, they just call it the War on Drugs... When in doubt, drink heavily. Who needs OTHER drugs when we've got sex and chocolate? Why do you want drugs under the control of criminal syndicates? Work is the curse of the drinking class. You may smoke... You may also burst into flames and die. You mean you need drugs to hallucinate? You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings. ___Free country; ___Drug free country. Choose one. -=- Psych0Tag v0.491 ... Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. --- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+ * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - (1:128/234) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500006 Date: 04/03/98 From: SKYWISE Time: 06:48pm \/To: DENIS BURKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Hacker tags... On Thu 2-Apr-1998 8:47a, Denis Burke@1:231/60.0 said to Skywise: DB> Sk> Animal Hackers Does Microsoft mean small and limp? Have time to DB> waste? DB> DB> mice 10:1 Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Does DB> DB> soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Have time to waste? Get DB> Sk> It looks like your file got corrupted somewhere.... DB> ...nope...just ran this request thru again...here's what I got: And those three are still in it, look... DB> ========================================================================= DB> Animal Hackers Does Microsoft mean small and limp? Have time to waste? DB> mice 10:1 Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Does DB> soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Have time to waste? Unless those are intentional, in which case they are grammatically terrible, as in one the sentence doesn't finish, and another the sentence doesn't gin. Besides them making no sense at all.... DB> DB> Computer Hacker Wanted. Must have own axe. DB> DB> Computer hacker wanted. Bring you own axe. DB> DB> * Computer Hacker Wanted. Must have own axe. DB> Sk> Also, you may want to dupecheck this... :) DB> ....nope again...look closely...they are not 'technically dupes'. Yes, not exact dupes, but they ARE dupes. Supertags finds tags that are that close. For that matter, so does the human brain. --- CNet/4 * Origin: Harvest Moon, Canada's LARGEST Pagan BBS! 416-406-2796 (1:250/138) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500007 Date: 04/03/98 From: SKYWISE Time: 06:49pm \/To: SKYWISE (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Hacker tags... Just noticed this place is set to "Handles" instead of real names.... will fix it in a moment, till then, mine is Dave Crawford. --- CNet/4 * Origin: Harvest Moon, Canada's LARGEST Pagan BBS! 416-406-2796 (1:250/138) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500008 Date: 04/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:54am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] How do they...? Kirk I haven't figured that out yet! McCoy How do you get Schroedinger's Cat _into_ the box? How do these guys pee with their pants on backwards? How do nudists play Flag Football? How do I convert ASCII into physical sensation? How do you stun a Klingon? Give 'em the bill for all the ghak they ate How does a Redneck spell potato? T-A-T-E-R How do you account for this discrepancy? - Geordi How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"? How do you do this tagline stuff again? How do you dodge a *laser*? - Blindside How does a mouse let me move the cursor anywhere I want? How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave How do you pick up women in Waco? With a DustBuster How does Al Gore spell "potato"? "T-A-T-E-R" How do the deer know to cross at the signs? How do you have such creative taglines, @TFName? How does a Marine turn on the light after sex? Opens the car door How did your lips get stuck in a disk drive? How do you mend a broken heart? Ice cream and money How do you stun a Klingon? Give 'm the bill for all that ghak they ate How does a motherboard suckle her young? How do they get the caribou to cross at the signs? How does a blond kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff How do you tune a fish? How does the "error generator" put my NAME in ?? How do you stun a Klingon? Give 'em the bill for all that ghak How does a blond interpret 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period How do you know when your bagpipe needs tuning? How do you use On-Line Help if you can't BOOT??? How do they get all those little metal bits on a zipper to line up so well? How do you stun a Klingon? Give 'em the bill for all that they ate How did you like command? -- Riker Comfortable chair. -- Worf How do girls get minks? - The same way minks get minks How do you call a *very* large cat wearing a rising-sun headband? How do you know if your pen runs outof tinvisible ink? How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? By taking down its genes How did you do it? - Lwaxana How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? How do you cure a nymphomaniac? Marry her How do I set my phaser to tickle? How do you get a manic-depressive out of a tree? Cut the rope How do you stand that hair all over his face? - Q How do you feel about that, Counselor Troi? How does 8 sound to your tummy? *Quark* How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy How did you grill half a hot dog before pointed sticks were invented? How do cannibals cook politicians? In a crock pot How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it, grab a bandsaw, and MEEEEOW How do you wreck a Macintosh? With a Veryfine Apple Quencher How do you bare it, this loneliness? How do you cure a child molester? By injection...LETHAL injection! How do you sink an Irish battle ship?.....Put it in water How do we tell the people in the white coats enough is enough? -NMA How do you put 500 bugs in a matchbox? Ask Ashton-Tate How do I know I was in my right mind at Maxia? Picard How do I know you're not just telling me what I want to hear? - Data How do you stun a Klingon? Give'em the bill for all that ghak they ate How do you explain the show Beevis and Butthead then? How do you break a Clinton supporter's finger? Punch him in the nose How do I set my phaser printer on stun? How do you feel? JFK I have to pee. Forrest Gump How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer How does a Marine part his hair? Headstand on a bayonet How do you attach a tag line so it'll stay? How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin How do you stop aids?.... NO CARRIER How do I set my laser printer on "stun"? How does it make you feel when someone presses that key? How do I look, Nermal Like a million. Give or take a year How does it feel -- to be on your own? How did you come out in your trial on that morals charge? How do I get my words to RIME ? How do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar How did you manage *that*, Connor MacLeod? - Dougal MacLeod How do I set my lazer printer on stun??? How does Barbie like her hot dogs? Barbie-cued How do Kiwis find their sheep in 10' tall grass? Very satisfying How do you kill 5 hours in Rio if you don't samba? - 007 How does this fit, Dadoo? - Wakko How do you determine the sex of a computer? How do they get deer to cross at those signs? How do you drive a blonde crazy? Hide her hair brush! How do lawyers charge in matrimonial cases? How do  you  like my  collection  of shrunken heads? How does a blond high-5? Smacks herself in the forehead How did you know your way around the station so well? - Kira How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff How do I set my Laser Printer to "Kill"? How do you KNOW it's new & improved dog food? How do you plant seedless grapes?! How does it feel?--Paris Just like my old one.--HoloDoc How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Opens the car door How do goths keep fit? Sir, Dancing and Fucking. - David Gerard How does that make you feel when someone pushes that key? How do they find you each time? - Mulder How do Vulcans choose their mates? Have you ever wondered? Spock How did you get passed the Numeri patrols? Tol Renn How do you know a Redneck? The child calls her father "Uncle Daddy" How do women get minks?....Smae way minks get minks [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4500009 Date: 04/04/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 06:54am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] How do you attract so much trouble??!? How do you make a cat fly? Nail it to the front of a 747 How do we sleep while our beds are burning How did you enjoy the rest of the conference, Councillor? - Geordi How do you like my new contacts? asked Tom, glassy-eyed How do you know the test was competently done? How do you stop Doug Flutie? Spike his Gatorade! How does Jesse Helms know if something is homo-erotic? How do you tell if Clinton is lying? His lips are moving How does a blonde interpret 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period How do you blind a Yankee? Put a windshield in front of him How do I love thee? Shhhh this is a family conference How do I set this laser printer on stun ?????? How do you pronounce Rasta? With reverence! How do YOU spell relief? A-M-I-G-A-D-O-S! How do you know so much about my mother?! -Dr. F to Frank How do you know it's summer in Melbourne? The rain feels warmer How do I set my laser printer on stun? ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12 How excessive? - Mulder How do you speed up Windows? Throw the disks across the room!! How do you spell relief? C L I N T O N I S D E A D How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Smack his sister on the chin! How do you keep a blonde's baby amused? Give her a mirror and makeup How does a blonde like her eggs? Unfertilized How do you tell someone that you've been dead for 1000 years? How does the Warp Drive work? You say, "Engage" How do you say Oh Boy in Russian? -- Sam Beckett How do you forget something like that? - Principal McVicar How do you blind a Canadian? Put them behind a windshield How do you give a blonde a brain transplant? Blow in her ear! How do I set my Laserjet to Stun! How does it feel to be a genuine antique??????? How do you do ... the things that you DEU? - Roxette How do you make a cat float? ...Start with two scoops How do you get a pit bull off your leg? Fake an orgasm! How do YOU spell computer? How do you fight a thing like that? - Kirk How do I love thee? Let me count the ways! I can think of 52 ways!! How do make a cat float? Start with two scoops of cat How do I set my Laser Printer to "Print"? How do you spell that? T - H - A - T How does a blond like her eggs? Unfertilized How do I get out of this chickens**t outfit? How do you make a cat blink? Put it in the blender How do you explain Slim Whitman and Wayne Newton? Crow How did you grill a hot dog before pointed sticks were invented? How do you put 500 bugs in a matchbox? Ask Microsoft How fitting you should die with a song on your lips, Mollari. Urza How do you save a drowning lawyer? Throw him a rock How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? - Elliot, E.T How do you spell relief? OS/2! How do Jane Fonda & Bill Clinton differ? Jane Fonda went to Vietnam How do'ya do, I/ See you've met my/ Faithful handyman. -Frank How did you get to me?!? How does one go about obtaining a "cluttered mind," anyway? :-) How do young spooks prefer their eggs? ...Terrifried! How do you get Windows to go faster? THROW IT HARDER!!! How do we know you're the *real* Angel of Death? How do you know when you run out of invisible ink? How do you have such creative taglines? How did you find me? - Scully How do you have such creative taglines, @TOFIRST@? How do you chew the eraser off of your text editor ?? How do you spell subservient? C-A-T O-W-N-E-R How do you know he's cloaked Data? ... His running How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? How do we know it's summer in Melbourne? The rain is warmer How do they cram all that graham? How do you propose to shorten the length of a jump? Sisko How does that Vulcan salute go? McCoy How do you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman How do you explain Slim Whitman & Wayne Newton? - Crow How do you stand all that hair all over his face? -- Q How does a child-proof bottle know when a child is opening it? How do you drown a Marine? Put a beer at the bottom of the pool How does a blond turn on the light after sex? Opens the car door How do they get Teflon(tm) to stick to the pan? How fortunate for rulers, that men do not think. - Adolph Hitler How did this ugly woman get in my bed? How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide How does the towel work? - Crow as ditzy blonde How do you cure a man of nymphomania? Marry him! How do you want to go, DarkWing? Regular or extra-crispy? How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? How do we know we can trust... them? -- Ren How do I get into reality's God Mode? How do ya spell CAT? How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool How do you have such creative taglines, Orville? How does a Warp engine work? ... You say, Engage How do Deaf people sign off? GA SK (dial tone) How do you like my tagline??? How do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases? How do you know you have the right groundhog? How do you get through a patch of poison ivy? You itch hike How do I set my laser printer to "stun" How does it feel to be a short-timer/moron/newbie-without-a-clue? How do you know Clinton is lying? His lips are moving How do U tell a Chtorran from a Tribble? They purr, eat, and AUGH How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan? [End Tags]