--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200040 Date: 03/29/98 From: MODERATOR Time: 09:53am \/To: EPITOME (Read 1 times) Subj: Cfmt-Tv Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw Epitome post this... JB>> Yes, this is correct information. I have just been re-connected to the JB>> echo after a three-week shutdown of my boss node thanks to Ice Storm JB>> '98. CFMT is indeed the Babylon station of eastern Canada served by JB>> the Shaw/Rogers cable systems. I have not seen any mention of the JB>> airing of the TV movies on CFMT. Has "In The Beginning" aired at all in JB>> Canada yet? E> Well, I just saw it for the first time last night, on City TV. Oh, and E> sorry about the late response. I'm finally getting back into this mail E> thing. :) Wrong echo. This is taglines. Please make sure what area your posting into before doing so. Thanks. Barry Blaes, Moderator Taglines, on Sun 29 Mar 1998, at 09:53:42. Netmail 1:2630/140. Internet Btblaes@bigfoot.com, or Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Get Pgp Public Key at http://www.erols.com/btblaes ... Invisible Cows Currently Control My Life. God help me. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 (319134 Taglines) Owned and operated by Barry Blaes. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200041 Date: 03/29/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 09:07am \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 1 times) Subj: Requests: From: Holly Sullivan Subj: SCA tags They got the library at Alexandria. They're not getting mine. The Church has appropriated God for its own ends! - Machiavelli I admire a woman who can use a blade... Never anger a dragon, for you are crunchy and go well with Brie! Wench - What you use to turn the head of a dolt. Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all monks think about? "Bangs like a privy door when the plague's in town." -Black Adder You think you have troubles? My sundial is slow. For a good knight call Lancelot (1-900-CAMELOT) He who lives by the sword dies by the crossbow bolt I like the knight life. I'm not in a play--I'm in the SCA. SCA medieval re-creation & recreation If you don't like the way I drive talk to my champion. Chivalry is alive and well in the SCA. Have you hugged your wench today? Democracy hell! I'm a monarchist! It's 9 pm; do you know where your codpiece is? They can have my broadsword when they pry it from my cold dead fingers Lady of the Knight Anachronists do it knightly Robin Hood was a terrorist Surely you joust Kiss my broadaxe Register Mongols, not crossbows. Society for Creative Anachronism On the 8th day She created the SCA See the world; Join the Crusades Come waste a Knight with me Once A Knight Is Never Enough Hide your women, the Mongols are coming! "Always carry a spare...of -everything.-" Ioseph of Locksley "Fantasy as the bait, with history as the hook." - W. Heydt on the SCA The SCA: We have archaic and eat it too! And there they ate the minstrels. (yeaaaa!) "Some days it all seems so feudal," sighed King Arthur. They called it the Dark Ages because there were so many Knights. ... An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive. --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200042 Date: 03/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:40am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Hint for Mom: Their first summer at camp is murder Hi. I'm Wastey, the national spokesman for sweat. -- Tom Servo Hidden recipes? I haven't seen any hidden recipes Hilarious! I love it! - Martin Vincent Highlander II: There should have only been one Hillary Clinton's favorite movie? "The Omen" Hillary Clinton honest??? BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Hide the White out, Blonde aproaching computer! Hillary's Book Sequel: "It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband" Hi, I'm Peter Allen Fields, here on special orders from Starfleet Hippocampus - where fat women congregate to study Hide the gerbils! Here comes Clinton's new army! Hiddley Ho! Get lost, Flanders. Byedly-bye! High insurance rates are what killed dinosaurs Hillary "health on wheels" Clinton His bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space! Hippity hop phatang strawberry potatoes - Tom Hi, my name is Bob. I'll be your robber Hididdlelee ho, Neighbor! - Flanders His brain is overloading/It has a chocolate coating/Freakazoid! Hillary "the psychic" Clinton is running Billie Jeff High explosives and school don't mix. - Bart's Board Hi, I'm from the US government. I'm here to help you! Higher Brain malfunction due to lack of sleep and coffee Hi, this is Ranma, my girlfriend.... Why are you laughing? High Flyin', Death Defyin', Devil Dunkin' Power Jam Hiroshima 45 - Tschernobyl 86 - Windows 95 Hillary Clinton: Where 1980's "greed" began Hint for Mom: Coax the cat out of the tree Hide my rotting body from the claws of decay Hidden Taglines? I haven't seen any hidden Taglines Higher versions mean more bugs found His ears are still ticking - Tom as guy w/big ears wrecks Hi, my name is Bob and I'll be your robber tonight Hi, I'm from the government and I'm here to help you! Hint for Mom: Cookie dough is better than cookies Hillary, can I speak now pleassseeee- B. Clinton Hi, I'm Susan. I'll be your daughter today - Frank Hillary and Bill: Good reason for Retroactive Abortions! Him?? Oh, he was playing leapfrog with a unicorn Hillary: Bill There Will Be No Smoking Or Flowers Here!!! Hick's sign - a mark placed on someone from the hicks Hillary's tour song: Hi ho, hi ho, oh no, oh no, oh NO!! Hi. I'm the tagline your mother warned you about Higher Brain malfunction due to lack of sleep and no coffee Hint for Mom: Give Snickers at Halloween Hi, does'nt this tagline suck? Hi. My name is Mike, and I'm a chocoholic His career will take a thud -Joel sings on has-been actor Hindsight shows you how you busted your skull--Friday Hidden level of on-the-job sex: Workplace prostitution High Lottery Number or High on Dope? Clinton..NOT! Hier die Ergebnisse: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2 Hillary Clinton: America's designated hitler Hillary Clinton in an apron is like Michael Dukakis in a tank Hindu Philosophy...Birth, life, death. Repeat as necessary Hide a Thunderbird in PUBLIC? Drink straight from the bag Hint for Mom: Good news and bad: Before you know it, they're talking His Majesty signed with his own rubber stamp -Floyd Hi, JOE. I have just 232K left! Hi, my name is @TOFIRST@ and I'll be your robber tonight Hidden personality traits are being forced to the surface. - Spock Hi. I see you've met the Satanic Cat from Hell Hide your sheep the Scots are coming Hindsight always was better than foresight Hindsight is 20/20 Vision. No glasses required Hi. I'm Hillary. Welcome to your worst nightmare Hidden level of on-the-job sex: Workplace porn Hippie: One that leaves no turn unstoned Hilter was a !C His Mickey Mouse gloves give him incredible power - Crow High Colonic (def.) - Jewish religious holiday Hinds' Fifth Law of Computer Programming: The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output High risk...your broker's office is above the second floor High explosives and school don't mix Hillary Clinton's favorite movie? "Rosemary's Baby" Himorrhoids and hermorrhoids...gender specific terms Higher education isn't proof against greater stupidities Hire a Sailor! We do well when the store catches fire or sinks!!! -bw Hiding from the Turing Police Hi. I'm not in this -Crow as guy walks through background Hi-ho, Silver, oy vey! His brain was doin' wheelies and his blood was 3:2 beer. C.W. McCall Hide behind that nun! - Crow on shootout in hospital Hi. My name is Randy and I'm a Tagline Addict Hillary Clinton, "I tried homosexuality once, but I didn't spit." Hint for Mom: Make their Halloween costumes Hint for Mom: Forget your moral objections to pacifiers Hillary Health term: Pap Smear--A fatherhood test High message: 943432. Message you last read: 59 Hippocrates: Where Noah kept the larger animals Hint for Mom: Tollhouse cookies ARE worth the work Hinduism: This s**t happened before Hi, Odie. Thought I saw a mosquito High explosives are the solution to almost any personal problem! High explosives and school don't mix Bart on the blackboard Hi, it's me, your big accomplishment in life I'm depressed - Calvin/ High Clonic: Jewish Holiday Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't push me! Hillary, can I play President today? - Slickman [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200043 Date: 03/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:40am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] High_End_Mac = Yugo_With_A_SuperCharger Hire the left handed one...it's fun to watch them write! Hieraco"That man is the Michelangelo of deviant behavior." Hide the cat & let them think it ran away Hillary is such a FOX! (Now, send out the hounds!) Hide behind that nun! -- Crow T. Robot His Blood was shed for me - Jesus Christ! His egotism is a plain case of mistaken nonentity Hindu to hotdog vendor: "Make me one with everything." Hi, greetings, felicitations from Mr. Roget's Neighborhood Him STRONG, like bull - SMART, like tractor Highschool cheerleader suffers from Athletes Fetus! News at 10! Hilda! Where's my baby oil? Hillbilly Trek: Dangit Jim!I be a doctor,not wunna dem miracle fellas! Hillary goes home...Takes cat. Bill remains...Plays rat Hill and Billy Clinton... hmmm His colors were crimson and his words were golden. Hidden level of on-the-job sex: Workplace flirtation High tech my butt! They still have rotary phones! Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you Hi. I'm Earl Scheib. I'll paint any car for $99.95 Hint for concoms: Never put Akane in charge of hospitality Hideley Ho, neighbour! Go away Flanders. Okeley-Dokeley! High message: 953267 Message last read: 2 (Uh-oh!) Hillary Clinton is a closet ditto-head! High overhead, a mysterious bloated figure comes upon the scene High message: 943432. Last message you read: 59 His cellular structure does not conform to any known species. - Data High capacity magazines means more dead criminals, faster! Hi, it's . Welcome to my hell Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to FUBS we go / We fill our nooks with SF books Hiddley Ho! Get lost, Flanders. Okely-dokely! Hint for Mom: Kids prefer hot dogs to duck a l'orange His draw-bridge is always up Hire Kenny G to play in the elevator. - Krusty the Klown Hi. I'm not in this... -- Crow T. Robot Hippity-hic, hippity-hic! -- Peter Rabbit on fermented carrots Hicks don't mix with politics... -Red Hot Chili Peppers Hillbilly wedding: "You may kiss your sister." Hillary and Newt's mom, on the next WWF RAW! Hi, I'm a tagline virus. Please copy me! Hint for Mom: Sibling rivalry builds character (theirs) Hidden level of on-the-job sex: Sexual Blackmail Hillary, have Yeltsin call back, I'm doing Mr. Rogers Hint for Mom: Puberty was hell for you too Hillary Clinton talks to dead people. And they answer Hide the women and liquor!! The hottentots are running amok! His capacity for self-doubt has always been rather high. - Spock Hillary and Bill: You can dodge and duck for only so long! Hindsight is ever perfect - Tayledras curse Hindsight is the ONLY exact science! High explosives will solve almost any problem Hillary Clinton - The biggest Ms Take in American history Hinduism - This **** happennd before Hi. I'll be your tagline for this evening High thoughts must have high language -- Aristophanes Hi. My name is All and I'm a Tagline Addict Hi, my blue soap box. I want to be banana-shaped Hi, I'm Plenty - Plenty O'Toole * But of course you are - 007 Highlander of Borg: "There can be only one Assimilator..." Hire a manic--they work like crazy! Hi. I'm a Tagline Addict Hindsight is always 20/20 Hillbillie wedding: "You may kiss your sister." Highballing the skyways between the stars High blood pressure? Don't use Telix. It has SALT! Hillary never cheated on Bill. After all, who would want her? Hillary doesn't need a face lift, just an ego lowering Highly unlikely but not outside the realm of extreme possibility Hillary Clinton: the little first lady with megalomania Hillary's in charge of Bill's balls Hire the morally handicapped Hieroglyphics: the original GUI Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours! Hindsight is always 20:20 Hi, my name is @TOM, and I am a AT-SIGN-o-holic His brain is squirming like a toad Hint: See if you can find UUEXC525.ZIP by Richard Marks High priest awaiting dagger in hand, spilling the pure virgin blood Hide the HotDog Hi, T-Rex! I'm Barney the Dinosaur! I love you..You l(CHOMP) Hillary's Bumper Sticker - My other car is a broom Hint: Bill Clinton is a mutated Ferengi trader Hi. My name is Bill, and I'm a BBS Maniac. I NEED HELP! Hindenburg Limbaugh: art imitates life Hide wallet!!! Computer Store ahead!!! Hillary Clinton, "I tried oral sex once, but I didn't inhale." Hike Ngranek! The vacation to last a lifetime! Hidillee ho, Neighborino! - Flanders Hiawatha a good boy once Hillary's healthcare: only $700,000,000,000 to go Hillbilly Tagline: G. I. Series - Baseball game between soldiers Hillary's testosterone level is up again Highlander II: The Sickening Higher than a hippy the 3rd day of an open air festival. --Kryten Hills weed out the weak. Darwin would argue this is good Hillary of Oz: WHO KILLED MY HEALTH CARE PLAN? Hillary : It will be nice when "First Lady" won't have to be in quotes Hi, my name is @FROMFIRST@, and I'm a closet lurker High Colonic: Jewish religious holiday [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200044 Date: 03/29/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 08:41am \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] High Caloric: Jewish religious holiday Hi, Laverne, Tom said surely Hi, my name is John, and I'm a closet lurker Hi, you've reached the Earthworm Jim Hotline... - Earthworm Jim Hiding something from a kender is pointless Hint, use Tagline Express and reedit your reply His Christianity was muscular. -- Disraeli Hikaru Sulu is your father? -- Kirk Hi, I'm a sammaritan. Can I do anything for you? -- Tom Servo Hillary Clinton's favorite breakfast? Shredded wheat Hidden DOS secret: add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS High octane suds! Woooooo! - Mike Him that cometh to me I will in no wise cast out. - John 6:37 Hi. I'm the tagline your mother warned you about His behaviour was characterised as bizarre and violent. - Scully Higher Brain malfunction due to sleep and no coffee Hint for Mom: They're never too smart to receive some good advice Hillary Clinton: a female Klingon with PMS Hillary Clinton: political remora Hindquarters special of the day !Bring buns ! Hire teenagers while they THINK they still know everything Hippocrates: Very large boxes Hilary Clinton of Borg -> Prepare to have your salary asimilated! Hi, Orville, missed you. *bang* *bang* Drat! Missed again Hindsight is the most exact of the sciences Hillary looks like the south end of a northbound donkey Hire the handicapped - they're fun to watch Hindenborg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant High bottom drunk--face in the gutter and their butt on the curb His driveway doesn't go all the way to the garage Hippocratic oath swearing by hippos Hillbilly Tagline: Urine - opposite of your out! Hi, I'm from the Tourist Board. I'm here to help you (g) Him again. He could suck the air out of ANY movie - Joel His chin must hurt - Tom on guy w/cleft chin Hip or Arrested! Hire someone to do it for you Hire the left-handed, it's fun to watch them write Hillary's cookies? Who cares?! How about Bill's tarts?!! Hi. I'm here to pick up the pope's Super Bowl tickets Hid behind the door when they passed out brains Hi. We're the Blues Brothers. We're on a mission from Borg Hide. I hear they're coming out with a 12-step program Hillbilly Trek: He's Jed, Jim! His brain needs training wheels Hiroshima '45 -- Chernobyl '86 -- Windows '95 Hint for Mom: Buy your share of EXPENSIVE Girl Scout cookies Hint to Liberals - Stop pressing the Q-Tip when you feel resistance! Hips or lips: Let your passions decide ! Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant Hi, everyone! I've been lurking around here for a while, and have High message number: 943,432 Last message read: 52 Hi. I'm the recipe your mother warned you about Hi, what would you like with your fries? Hi, I'm Orville, and I'm a tagline klepto Hideley Hey! Get lost, Flanders. Toodeley-doo! Hideous control now! Needy on the road now! - Joel/Bots Hint for Mom: Show them photos of yourself as a child Hint for Mom: Teenagers are SUPPOSED to dress goofy Hikeeba! Gotta go! - Crow on fight scene Hillary Clinton: Arkansas "rainmaker" not hotshot lawyer Hide your prostitutes! - Crow as politician Hi, my name is Emmitt of Borg, nice to assimilate you Hinduism: (def) This s**t happened before Hire the handicapped. Hire Davros! Hi, I'm lsydexic Hillary is the EDLIN of Presidents, Bill is COPY CON Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?" Hillary: Bill, I don't think this is Little Rock Hint number one, don't call them 'wimmen'! Hind sight is proportional to the quality of the hind Hiding backwards inside of me I feel so unafraid - NIN His Reality-ometer: E[\........]F Hmmph! Thought so Hindenborg: "Hydrogen is irrelevant......oops, guess not..." His buffer is full High school sweethearts with suicide pact kill parents instead! His agony was gorgeous; I need to be slapped Hi. My name is Beast and I'm a chocoholic Hint for Mom: Tell ghost stories Hindenburg - titanic - challenger - windows95 ! Hint for Mom: Make goofy faces Hide the sausage Hi, Tim! ... You've just requested a *lot* of Taglines. 8-) Hil-friggin'-arious! - Anna Steven Hip cats are usually nervous Hi, Mr. Wolverine! I love you! You don't love me! Bye! Hi, I'm daddy & I will be your wife tonight - Mike His date is SO humilliated right now - Mike on geeky guy Hidy Ho, Kermit the Frog heeeere Hi. My name is Rover, I'll paint your car yellow Hire a slave. They're BONDable! His Slinky's kinked Hi. My name is Vampyra and I'm a tagline addict Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's midgets that I throw - Snow White High schools are the breeding grounds of Fascism. --- H. L. Mencken Hide your prostitutes! -- Crow T. Robot Himen.sys - I knew something was broken Hi, my name is Bill and I'm a tagline addict Hi, this is Lyle Menendez for Mossberg shotguns [End Tags]