--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200028 Date: 03/27/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:56pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Hey! I don't remember @TOFIRST@.GIF being in the file directory before Hey, Luke... may the Force be with you. - Han Solo Hey, @FN@, ...someone's gotta play straight man Hey! Don't pick up that TeleCCCCCCCCC NO CARRIER Hey! Robert Heathcote can drive as fast as he types! Hey! Don't pick up that dog!%@&%&^% Hey, I love kids. Really. Taste just like chicken Hey! I hear there's a `Moderator' coming soon Hey, Mom -- look what I can do -- Wesley Hey! I don't remember Bill.GIF being in the file directory before Hey! You're in the wrong myth! - Crow as son kisses mom Hey! somebody tag that!! Hey! She got her horse re-upholstered - Crow Hey, Orville... may the Farce be with you Hey! Mr. Rogers ... can you say Poblano,Serrano and Jalapeno? Hey, do THIS in a batch! Hey! I'm not getting any younger - Crow Hey, @FN@... may the Force be with you Hey! That one's got a skunk pelt! - Tom on caveman Hey! Who's snorting the Dilithium Crystals??? Hey, anything is possible. - Don Horton Hey, Laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower! - Johnny 5 Hey, can I get something to drink? Socrates Hey, Jesse. You 'member that fire we started in Chicago? Hey, Skoie. That's some outfit. It makes you look like a homosexual Hey! You just made me look like a complete idiot! - Crow Hey! You got webbed toes! - Frank Hey! You're ill! - The Cat Hey, Lurch, put Sammy down; he came with me! - Joey Gaynor Hey! I'm always fully asleep when I post Hey! That's MY opinion! Put it back or I'll shoot! Hey, Bill! Wanna feel my pain? Caress yourself all over Hey! You got peanut butter on my pedigree chart! Hey, I'm the idea man . . . I don't DO details ! Hey, Rick, hand me that dolphin burger & side of spotted owl fries Hey, Beverly! Ever played doctor with a Q? - Q Hey! That's the cheap broad I love! - Mike Hey! Dingle balls! Sit down! - Crow T. Robot Hey, Quaker Oates...make me some oatmeal, I'm hungry Hey! You're Italian! What? You're Jewish? Love your nails!!! - Zappa Hey! That bit was nibbling on my byte Hey! I can see my feet down there! Mike Nelson Hey! The brother's got his own horn section! -- Tom Servo Hey! It's Hopalong Cassidy. Oh wait...it's just Cam Neely Hey, Beavis and Butt-head, I'm NOT laughing Hey! The Addams crazy bunch! - Joey Gaynor Hey, Worf, I hooked Data to a modem...wanna see? Hey! I'm fake walking here! - Mike Hey, Captain! I just created a black ho}]. Hey, *I* watch auto-racing! Hey! Ride the wild guy! 29 cents! Tom Servo Hey! who took the cork off my lunch! Hey! Wrestle! - Crow to Mike Hey, @TOFIRST@, aren't you usually handcuffed to a radiator by now? Hey! It's not fair you can't Fork me without my consent - Quickling Hey! Look at all those Indians! - General Custer Hey, Mr. Sysop, you're a @#$% NO CARRIER Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch? Hey, Joe, where ya goin' with that money in your hand? Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! -Pink Floyd Hey, Homey! I can see your doodle! Shut up, Flanders Hey! No comments from the Peanut Gallery! Hey, Rickmay the Force be with you Hey! Ride the wild guy! 29 cents! - Tom on fight scene Hey! Watch where you aim that thing! Hey, Carlos... Lend me your ear!-Freddy Krueger Hey! Soapapillias - Mike Hey, @TOFIRST@, ...someone's gotta play straight man Hey, I like it!! Good one...how about some WEAPONS taglines? Hey! Fuzzy Thurston was a saint! - Tom Hey, Bill (Gates), I've upped my standards, now UP YOURS! Hey! Don't pick up that pho|>>+AEssee+|-? Hey! Someone stole my banana seat bike! - Mike Hey! Didn't I see your wife in a .gif somewhere? Hey! Get your cheap Mexican crap! -- Tom Servo Hey! Stop Playing with my memory! Hey! I don't remember YOU.GIF being here before..! Hey! It's Abe Vigoda! - Dr. F on man in the junk drawer Hey! Please pick up the white courtesy phone [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200029 Date: 03/27/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:56pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Hey! If you want it easy, play DOOM Hey, Rover! Look out for that truc#+ - Anna Steven Hey! Play with Lego's naked! Hey, I don't remember these XXX programs in the holodeck Hey! The caterers are here - Tom on war wagon Hey, I got my Grammy; I can let my hair down. --George Carlin Hey, Jon, what's new? My life stinks. I said, what's *new*? Hey, Richard! The taglines are great. Looks like we're up to "B" Hey! Redd Foxx - Tom as fox runs by Hey! Hey! We're the Monkees! - Crow on Time of the Apes Hey, I saw your picture on the wall in Odo's office! Hey! You wanna play with my phaser? Hey, GIRLS!!! Hey! Don't pick up that Telephon0/aL{a}o+ NO CARRIER Hey! Don't pick up that pho+<+Abe+++T Hey, #AF#get a load of this: .! Hey! What are we going to do tonight? *POINK* *NARF*!!! Hey, I see YOUR microwave says "KILL 'EM ALL" too! Hey, Darwin! Bite me! -- God Hey, Arthur! Lookee, I'm being abducted by space aliens! - The Tick Hey! That's the same right turn as before - Crow Hey, Sideshow Orville, what are you making? Hey, @TOFIRST@, watch it! That's a POWER LINE... NO CARRIER Hey, Piller, watch me pull a plotline out of my hat! Again, Rick? Hey, Bill! North Korea just dissed you, homey! You too dumb to notice? Hey! It was free a**wipe! -- Butthead Hey! Thats not funny! That's close to Real Life! Hey! Sit up and shut down! Hey! You've got your tongue in my mouth - Mike on lovers Hey, Kids! Get a FREE Shoggoth with Every Box of Cthulhu-loops! Hey, Josh, hand me that dolphin burger & side of spotted owl fries Hey! I don't remember Paul.GIF being in the file directory before Hey, Kid! Wanna try a BBS? First time is free Hey! You bet your sweet bippy! Hey! I didn't quote at all! Hey, Melon Head! Get off my foot! -- Crow T. Robot Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! Hey!!! You stole my tagline! Hey! Are you stealing ALL my Taglines? Hey! He's eating my grain! Chekov on tribble Hey! That`s not MY life! That`s Star Trek! - Kelly Stiver Hey! Don't stop now! La Forge Hey! Ya know they're goalie-less! The Bruins bite the dust! Hey! Are you blind?! I'm walking here! Lt. Dan Hey, check out this neat spell from the Necronomicon: "Shaddu yu^$$$#NO Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see? Hey, _I_ can take a licking and keep on ticking. C'mon, try me!!! Hey, Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat Hey, I never did know when to butt out. We're with you captain - Hey, Colonel. How come our side never thought of rock ships?-Rollins Hey, I'm a bonafide dancing fool! Hey! Those aren't dilithium; they're Folgers crystals! Hey, I've got the same one. Is it adopted? - Keepers Hey! You got Chocolate on my pedigree chart! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200030 Date: 03/27/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:57pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Hey! There's a pubic hair in my Coke!! Hey! I don't remember Bob.GIF being here before..! Hey! Dr. Giggles - Mike Hey! You got the BONUS plan! - ADC Hey!? This tagline was made in New York City! NEW YORK CITY? @#$#@!#%! Hey, Orville, ...someone's gotta play straight man Hey, *we* care. Now get off the &*^@#! line! Hey, Fido! Look out for that truc @#$% NO TERRIER Hey, I ran Windows the other day, and it didn't crash! Hey! You stole MY recipe! THIS MEANS WAR! Hey, Sideshow Chris, what are you making? Hey, Rush...hit that Chainsaw Sound Effect...it's Timber Update Time! Hey, cool! I'm dead! --Bart Simpson Hey! Don't pick up that pho Hey, I didn't know it was Big Duck Night! Hey! Who loves ya, Baby? - Telly Savalas with lollipop in mouth Hey, Fido! Look out for that truc#+ NO CARRIER! Hey! I feel Gooood. I knew that I would, now Hey! I don't remember Orville.XXX being in the holodeck before Hey, all's fair in love and comedy! -- Yakko Warner [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F4200031 Date: 03/27/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 10:57pm \/To: ALL (Read 1 times) Subj: Taglines