--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00000 Date: 03/21/98 From: PAUL JENKIN Time: 04:19pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Van Halen Greetings everyone! Can I please have all of you Van Halen tags!!!! Urgently! I need them ASAP as the concert is on the 10th of next month!!! Paul Jenkin aka The Legionnaire FidoNet 3:770/215.98 Email Paul.Jenkin@johnnos.pl.net http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/7366/ ... I am the hate you try to hide - NIN ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 --- Terminate 5.00/Pro * Origin: La Legion Etrangere - Christchurch NZ (3:770/215.98) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00001 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:45pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Kid Tags 1991 Air Traffic Control Poster Child. 1st rule of child bearing: If at first you don't succeed, try & try again. 2GB HD (still in box) swapped for GameBoy: Delete children (Y/N)? 30 Days to Better Child Porn by Hiram Young. 333 - kid brother of the Beast. 3 ways 2 do a thing: hire, do by self, forbid kids 2 do it. 46% of Chicago teachers send their children to private schools. Why? 500 copies of Windows Paintbrush active. Delete children (Y/N)? 6 KIDS ;on a Chevy Suburban in UTAH. 999 - beast plus kid brother. 9 out of 10 kids prefer crayons to guns. A 3000 year old child proof cap? --Crow on mummy case. Aaaaahhhh... By 1990, no Australian child will be living. --Bob Hawk. Abortion: Killing a child for convenience. Abortion: Paying for your error with the life of your child. Abortion - the ultimate child abuse. A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a child. Abuse: threatens to hurt you or your children. A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other. A cat stretches from one end of @TOFIRST@'s childhood to the other. A cat stretches from one end of Tommy's childhood to the other. A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. A child. An old woman. Dozens. Hundreds. --Troi. A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. --Emerson. A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. --Ralph Waldo Emerson. A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic. --R.W. Emerson. A child is a curly-haired, dimpled lunatic. A child is born in the world tonight underneath the full moonlight. A child is born with no concept of the tone of skin it's living in. A child of 5 could understand this! Bring me a child of 5! A child of 5 could understand this! Fetch a child of 5! A child of 5 could understand this. Fetch me a child of 5. A child of 5 could understand this. Go find one, quick! A child of 5 years could do this! Fetch me a child of 5 years! A child of five could do this. Fetch me a child of five. A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx A child of the stars! --Doctor Zee. A child on the way? Isn't that a classic example of overachieving? A child prodigy knows not to bother with it. A child's face can say a lot, especially the mouth part of the face. A child's face says it all, especially the mouth part of the face. A child's middle name is so he can tell when he's REALLY in trouble. A child's mind: Clean slate. Be careful what you write. A child's mind is a terrible thing, ... not to fuck with! A child squeals real loud when picked up by the ears. A Child's thoughts answer, the pain is in you, not I. A child will not spill on a dirty floor. A child will trust....until they find trust betrayed. A conservative is a liberal whose kid has been mugged by the NEA. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage. Across the mud huts where the children sleep. Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles. Adam and Eve raised kids with NO help; did a pretty bad job. AD&D Error: Keeping your magical items within reach of children. Ad - Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Ad - Dog for sale, eats anything; is fond of children. Add to your Genealogy the easy, fun way. Have Grandchildren! Add to your Genealogy the fun, easy way. Have Grand Children! Adolescence is: The age when a child tries to bring up his parents. Adolescence is: The age when children begin to question the answers. Adolescence is when children start bringing up their parents. Adolescence: The age when a child tries to bring up his parents. Adolescence: The age when children begin to question the answers. Adolescence: When a child tries to bring up his parents. Adolescence: When kids tell their parents the facts of life. A Dope Dealer Will Sell To Anybody's Kids EXCEPT THERE OWN! Adult n. Obsolete child. Adults are not wiser than children, just more cunning. Adults aren't wiser than children, just better liars. Adults are obsolete children. --Dr. Seuss. A father doesn't destroy his children. --Lt. C. Palamas. A father doesn't destroy his children. --Lt. Palamas. AFDC: Absent Fathers, Delinquent Children. A ferret is God's way of telling us nothing is childproof. A Ferret is God's way of telling you *nothing* is child-proof! A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it! After her tenth child, she went stork raving mad. A geneticist is always disturbed. --Movie: Children of the Damned. Ahahaha. But I kid the pigs. --Joel. Ah! Another kid who got a modem for his birthday. Ahh, childhood. Don't grow up without it. Ah, the children of the night - what music they make. --Dracula. Ah, the clean smell of kids who know they rule the world! Ah, the drama of the gifted child. --Crow on punky teem. Ain't you the poster child for retroactive birth control? Akasha and Enkil/We are your children/but what do you give us? --Lestat. A KID A DAY, KEEPS THEM ALL OUT OF WAY. --Janier. A kid with a hammer will find that everything he sees needs pounding. ALABASTER: Money left to an illegitimate child. Al Gore - Poster child for Densa. Al Gore wasn't abused as a child, but should have been. All children are essentially criminal. All children have wings and can fly on the slightest breeze of a dream. All children have wings and fly on the slightest breeze of a dream... ...all dressed in white Get that kid with the mustard bottle! All files renamed using random characters. Delete children (Y/N)? All God's children are heaven bound. All in all its just another kid in the crawl. All kids love Log! All My Children rules. Allowance: What you pay your children to live with you. Allow the little children to come to me.... All the children are above average in our system. All the children are insane, waiting for the summer rain. All the children, he warns Don't tell... they think they're to blame All the children of the world! All the heroes and legends I knew as a child have fallen to idols of clay. All the honest truth telling in the world is done by children. All the kids will eat it up, if it's packaged properly. All the world's a stage, but mostA child of 5 could understand this. Fetch me a child of 5. All @TOFIRST@'s children are out there playin' his licks. All unattended children will be sold as slaves. --Janier. All unattended Children will be Sold as Slaves! Or sent to Finland. Al: Peg, show the kids what you do all day Alright! Who gave the kids sugar? --Crow as teens dance. A man who hates cats and children can't be all bad. A man who hates dogs and children can't be all bad. America: Children are hungry..Send to Ethiopia..Tax $ are there... --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00002 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:45pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Kid Tags If your kid gives you a tie, you must wear it at least once. If your kids are described as dumb as a brick, you may be a Redneck. If your kids have a 3-day-old Kool-Aid mustaches, you may be a Redneck. If your kids take a siphon hose to Show and Tell, you may be a Redneck. If your kid takes a siphon hose to Show and Tell, you may be a Redneck. If your mother didn't have children, chances are you won't either. If your parents didn't have any children, neither will you. If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good. If your parents didn't have any kids you probably won't. If your parents didn't have children, odds are you won't either. If your parents didn't have children, the odds are you won't either. If your parents didn't have children, the odds are you won't have any. If you've ever named a child for a good dog, you may be a Redneck. If you want your kids back then you gotta cooperate, right? WRONG! I got rid of the children - because the CAT was allergic I got rid of the kids - the cats were allergic. I got rid of the kids - the cat was allergic! I had 3 kids once. Gave me indigestion... I had a normal childhood, but I overcame it. I had a troubled childhood - I was breast fed from falsies. I had three kids once. I was hungry that night. I have a husband and a dog. What the h*ll do I need kids for?! I have eight children, said Tom apparently. I have eight children, Tom apparently said.  I have no genitalia, I sold my kids for cheese.  --Weird Al. I have pampered my child. I've given him my genes. I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar. I have too many children, said Mary overbearingly. I heard the Word--wonderful thing--a children's song. I heard you were such an ugly kid your mother breast fed you through a straw. I hope I'm alive when your kids turn 16. I know a kid who thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac in both hands. I know where children get all that energy. They suck it out of their parents. I left my gal' in South Korea with nineteen kids and gonorrhea. I like children, but I couldn't eat a whole one. I like children... but I don't think I could eat a whole one. I like children, if they are properly cooked! I like children. If they're properly cooked. --W. C. Field. I like children, Really. Taste just like chicken... Ill-bred children always display their pest manners. Ill-bred children are always displaying their pest manners. I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy! I love children - but I couldn't eat a whole one I love children. Pass the salt. I love children! They taste just like chicken! I love children! They taste like chicken and go good with broccoli! I love children! They taste like chicken and go good with rice! I love cooking my children and leaving out commas. --Stephen Fry. I love cooking other peoples' children and leaving out commas. I'm a doctor, not an escalator McCoy. Friday's Child. Imagine Superman's kid breast feeding. I'm crabby cuz; Kids constantly interrupting. I'm crabby cuz; Kids spilling their milk. I'm crabby cuz; Kids throwing food in restaurants. I'm gonna slap you around like a red-headed step child! huh huh huh. I'm located next to the Allen-Farrow Child Care Center. I'm Located next to the Michael Jackson Child Care Center. Imponderable: Why is there no kid in kid gloves? --L. M. Boyd. Improve America: Take a kid camping this summer... and leave him! Improve the genetic pool...eat stupid children! Improve your IQ by eating gifted children. Improve your IQ! Eat gifted children! I'm still in my child bearing years. --Mike Nelson. I'm suffering from a Misplaced Childhood. I'm taking off the kid gloves and putting on the very mad gloves!-Tick I'm Thankful because, The queen didn't have more children. I'm the proud parent of the kid you beat up your honor student. I'm the Voodoo Child. --Hendrix. I'm Too young for Excedrin and too old for children's aspirin. I'm Too young for his second childhood and too old for his first. I  my kids - I  my dog - I  my wife. In America there are 2 classes of travel - 1st class and with children. In case of failure, send in children. Increase your IQ -- Eat gifted children! Increase your property value; send your kids to boarding school! [incredibly rude and childish comments deleted] I never met a kid I liked. In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. In every real man a child is hidden who wants to play. INGRATE: Every child until he becomes a parent. Insanity is hereditary....you get it from your children. --Sam Levenson. INSIDE OUT: Children's clothing in it's normal state. In the abuse and neglect of the most neglected children in Invest in the future of America, invest in our children. I only wanted to have a child, not marry one. I owe my first born child to Visa. I remember when, doctors used to smoke and kids didn't. Irony: Getting a billfold from your kids for Christmas. I said to *tuck* the kids in bed. --Mia Farrow. Is a WATCH OUT FOR CHILDREN sign a birth control ad? I sell LSD to small children... Is evil a child of the nature or nurture of the beast? I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child. Isn't Wandering Kid a childbook story of lost little boy? I spent 3 weeks child proofing my home. They still get in. I spent three weeks child-proofing my home. They still get in! I support parenthood although parents can abuse their children. I support swimming pool ownership although kids can drown in them. Is your child process a _boy or a _girl? I tell my kids I play piano in a whore house. I'm actually a lawyer. I think they give that kid too much freedom. --Tom. I think we'd better get that kid to a psychologist. --Calvins' Father. I think you should each take half of the child, said Tom solemnly. It is better to build a child than to repair an adult. It is dangerous to confuse children with angels. It is hereditary in my family to have no children. It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a child. It is *MY* ice cream bar! I've had it since I was a child! It must be a delayed reaction with stepchildren. It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father. I TO as your children wished their grandparents practiced birth control.. I took my brother to the Children's Zoo, but they wouldn't keep him. I took my kids to the children's zoo...but they wouldn't take them. I took my kid to the children's zoo, but they wouldn't take him. I touched my inner child, but he reported me to the police. I tried to raise my kids as liberals, but they learned to read! It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your child processes are? It's 10 pm. Do you even know WHAT your children are? It's 3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is Its 3 A.M. and the kids aren't home from school yet. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00003 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:46pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Love Tags 007 of Borg: From Borg with Love. 01000101 - You will love this binary. 01011011-you Will Love this binary, it's the Law. 01011011- You Will Love tis binary, it's the Law. 100% huggable, lovable and lovely. `[1;30;47m I `[31mLOVE `[33mA `[35mN `[32mS `[31mI `[0m 16 Hawaiian Love Songs, by Kamanawanaleha--Available Now On CD! 1993 Remake:  Ewe, ewe, ewe, I'm in love with ewe... 1 John 4:21 He who loves God must love his brother. 1 race: human  1 world: Earth  1 chance: Love. 1st John chapter four verse 8 God is Love. 1. Thou shalt love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. #22 of Taglines To collect and love 3 dreaded words when making love: 'Honey, I'm home...' 3 dreaded words when making love: Is that it? 3% of the country loves what Bill Clinton is doing. 4 dreaded words when making love: Honey, I'm home. 4-Leaf-Clovers. 50 Ways To Cleave Your Lover, by Lorena Bobbitt 5d-You Will Love this hex, it's the Law. 69: Being head over heels in love. 69 is being head over heels in love 69 means being heads over heels in love. 69 ways to please your lover. A belly button is for the champagne when you take a lover to bed. A bigamist is a man who loves not wisely, but TWO well. Abortion: Love's labor lost. ABORTION(n): love's labor lost. A box of rain will ease the pain and love will see. Absence is to love what wind is to fire. --Bussy-Rabutin. ABSENCE: That common cure of love. Abyss?! I'd love to, but the last time I went, I never came back. A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. A Canadian is someone who can make love in a canoe. A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe. A Canuk is somebody who can make love in a canoe. A cat is all love and energy! A CAT IS AN ANIMAL THAT JUST KEEP ON GIVING......LOVE. A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy. A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can't Buy. A cat with gloves on will catch no mice. Ace Ventura: Like a Glove! Ace Ventura: LLLike a glove. Ace Ventura: Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited. A clover leaf was lucky instead of confusing? ACLU = All Criminals Love Us! A.C.L.U. : American Criminal Lover's Union! 1-800-SCRE-WME. A computer won't fall in love with you just because you have sex. A couple went to see mystery and horror movies. They loved each shudder. A coward is incapable of showing love, it's the prerogative of the brave. Acronym- Delta - Don't Expect Loved-one To Arrive. Act Justly, love tenderly, walk humbly with your God. Actually willing to make love to the Doughy Guys. --Mike. A cucumber won't speculate about your next lover. A curved line is the loveliest distance between 2 points. A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points. --Mae West. A day spent with your lover beats the one spent in the office. A day without a cat to love, isn't worth living. A disc jockey is someone who works for the love of mike. A dog is God's way of saying you need more love in your life. A dog is the only love that money can buy. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. A dog is the only thing that loves you more than you love yourself. Adultery comes from applying democracy to love. Adultery is the application of democracy to love. Ad - Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. A family is a circle of friends who love you. A family is a circle of people who love you. A forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price. A friend is one who knows all about you, yet loves you just the same. A friend is one who knows your faults yet loves you in spite of your virtues. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. A friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults! A friend loveth at all times. --Proverbs 17:17. A friend loveth at all times... --The Bible. After I run your program, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK? Afternoon Delight just loves slow hands and a fast tongue. After the verb to love, to help is the most beautiful verb. Agreed. More like...love. --Kirk. A hacker does for love what others would not do for money. --Laura Creighton. Ah, good old trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. Ahh, BASIC. You gotta love it. Ahhh, I love the rattle of a HD in the morning. Ahhh, Troi my love, your eyes are like gakh... Ahh.. so you come from the land of love. Ah, I love the rattle of a HD in the morning. Ah, it's like the first time you fall in love. --Scotty. A horny old owl. --Tom as owl hoots during love scene. A house is not a home until LOVE moves in. Ah Sarcasm, Gotta love it. --Garrison Jim of Bajor. Ah, Smut! (I love it) .. The adventures of a slut! --Tom Lehrer. Ah, 'sweet pity,' Where would my love-life be without it? --Homer. A hunka hunka burnin' love... A husband is a lover who has pushed his luck too far. A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far! A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted. A Husband is a man who: made a wrong turn in lovers' lane. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. A husband is wha't left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted. A Husband, made a wrong turn in lovers' lane. AIDS likes cheap sex, it doesn't know about LOVE. AIDS ... looking for love in all the wrong places. AIDS: Looking for *unprotected* love. AIDS: Protect yourself and your lover. Use a cover. Ain't it sad to see a good love fall to pieces... AIN'T LOVE GRAND! Ain't Talkin' Bout Love. --Van Halen. AIRPLANES are easy to love. A kiss is the sure sweet cement and glue of love. Alaskans would love to visit Texas...but they get claustrophobic. A law can give security--but the hope of a date is love. A law that prevents risks prevents love. Al Callavicci's love habits revealed! On the next Geraldo! Alibi: I'd love to but I'm trying to be less popular. Alien sex, carnivore love, whatever. All a matter of taste, eh? Alimony: Repossessed love paid out on an installment plan. A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it is all over. --R. Frost. All acts of love and pleasure are my rituals. All Beings are equally due compassion, love and respect. All dressed up for the main attraction, like a baby doll looking for love. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00004 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:46pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Love Tags Cellophane T-shirts... Don't ya just love'em! Century Blvd., Victory Blvd. -- we love it! Cerebus would love to lick Apricot Brandy out of your navel, JAka. Chalk another love lost up to foolish pride. Cheapo Airlines: Your kids will love our inflatable slides! Cheese food? Hmmm.. Phew! That Limburger must LOVE beans! Chicks LOVE Big Ducks! --Crow on giant fowl. Chik - a -boom chik - a - boom, dontcha just love it. CHILDISH: Leaks directly into drain, loves to see it bubble. Children are our future: Teach them well and love them honest. Children are soft packages of love! Children have the right to live and be loved. Children? Love children. Boy children..39..50 yrs old. Children? Love children! Girl children, 19, 20 years old. --W. C. Fields. Children love Zathras. Children need love, especially when they don't deserve it. Children: Pure love contained in soft packages. Children: Pure love in small packages. Children spell love...T-I-M-E. Choose a job you love and you will never have to work again. Christianity taught that love is worth more than intelligence. Christ loves and forgives. Why can't Christians? Chthulu loves you...on a Ritz cracker. Chthulu loves you...on a sesame bun. Chthulu loves you...with an apple in your mouth. Chthulu loves you...with a tossed salad and white wine. Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction. --RAH. Clan MacPherson: Touch not the cat bot a glove. Cleopatra lived and loved on denial. Clinton Airlines Slogan: We love to lie...and it shows. Clinton appointees: Love 'em, leave 'em, and find another woman. Clinton can't be _all_ bad...He IS a cat lover! Clinton - I love the smell of Liberalism in the morning. Clinton is a cat lover. Quick! Send him a Kzin for his birthday. Close the curtains. Love is blind, but NEIGHBORS AIN'T! [Clove captioned for the ham impaired....] Cloves captioned for the Ham impaired Cmdr. Dupuis, the Lovely Angels to see you. Shall I let them in? Cmdr. the Lovely Angels to see you. Shall I let them in? Cmdr. @TOLAST@, the Lovely Angels to see you. Shall I let them in? C'mere Baby, I'll Show You The Meaning Of Love! --Servo. C'mere baby, I'll show you the meaning of love! --Tom Servo. CMF Music is very cheesy, I know... my mice love them! Coconut milk. Young coconuts must love it. --Walter Ekland. Coffee makes the world go round, love only populates it! College Insanity: Become a love hostage. (definition available). College Insanity: Find apathy a desirable quality in a lover. College marriages are o.k. if the colleges really love each other. Come beloved, I'm hungry and the city awaits. --Claudia. Communism will work when love, not greed, inspires it...so dream on! Companion, do you love the Man? --Kirk. Computer dating: I just met this lovely 486 with 36Meg RAM & a 2Gig HD! Computer dating: I just met this lovely 486 with 36Meg RAM and a 2Gig HD! Computer lovers nibble better. Computers love TVRO too! Feed yours SKYLINK! Condom: batting glove. Condom: boxing glove. Condom: glove. Condom: love capsule. Condom: lover cover. Condom: love shackle. Condom Nickname: batting glove. Condom Nickname: boxing glove. Condom Nickname: glove. Condom Nickname: love capsule. Condom Nickname: lover cover. Condom Nickname: love shackle. Condom Nickname: Love skins. Condom Nickname: penal pullover. Condom Nickname: pillar pullover. Condom: penal pullover. Condom: pillar pullover. Confucius: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say: Couple who make love in berry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say, Couple who make love in strawberries have a** in jam. Confucius say, couple who make love in strawberries have ass in jam. Confucius say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch have ass in jam. Confucius say, Man who make love on side of hill not on level. Confucius says, Woman who turn back on lover get fucked over. Confucius says: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over. CONFUCIUS SAY: Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam. Confucius say, User in Carpal Tunnel of Love have no vision. Confucius say: Woman who turn back on lover get fucked over. CONFUCIUS SAY: Woman who turn back on lover get screwed over. Conserve energy -- make love more slowly. Conspicuous consumption makes our love stronger! --Tom Servo. Conspiracies, love 'em or live 'em. CONST TRUE=1: IF LOVE.QBASIC=TRUE THEN CALL Honk (BASIC$,TRUE) CONST TRUE= -1: IF LOVE.QBASIC = TRUE THEN CALL Honk (Length%, Volume%) CONSULTANT: Knows 186 ways to make love....and no women! Consultant= Knows 50 ways to make love but doesn't know any women. Consultant: one who knows 1001 ways to make love, but knows no women. Consultant: one who knows 101 ways to make love but can't get a date. Consultant: Someone who knowns 101 ways to make love, but can't get a date. Cool Dude the Kat - Home of the Grey Chook Lover. Cops *love* it when get civic minded. --Carlin. Corpuscles make love in vein. Could anybody love him, or is it just a crazy dream? --Pink Floyd. Couldn't love have picked a better place to die? Could only be loved/missed if the minister read someone else's eulogy. Country music is what I love! Courtesy is Owed; Respect is Earned; Love is Given! --Durwydd MacTara. Courtney Love of Borg: Someday you'll assimilate like I assimilate... Cowboys ain't easy to love, and they're harder to hold. CRASH! BOOM! CRACK! POW! God, I love that wand! CRASH: What a programmer would love to do, for at 8 hours. CRASH: What a programmer would love to do, for at least 8 hours. Crazy Monkey Love. Creative Hamilton death #12: Suffocate him with his inflatable lover. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, and Drugs. Boy ... I love Congress. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs...Boy do I love Congress. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs. Boy...I love Congress! Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs...God do I love Congress. Crime Sex Alcohol Drugs... God, I love Congress Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Parliament. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Washington, D.C Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs ... I _LOVE_ Congress. Crime, sex, and bouncing checks...God, I love Congress! Crime, sex, bouncing checks ... Gads, I love Congress! Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gods, I love Congress! --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00005 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:46pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Love Tags HMPH! Love indeed. Hockey players love a good puck...how about you? Hold on to your hat, Scully, 'cause you're gonna LOVE this. --Mulder. Hold on to your hat Scully, 'cause your gonna *love* this. --Mulder. HolySmoke: Where lovely beliefs are destroyed by nasty, ugly facts. Homeless men are also without love and hope of finding love. Home loved, Home raised, Home taught! HOMEMADE = Another word for LOVE. Home of the Gizmonics Institute for the lovers of bad SF films. Home : Where you live with your loved ones. Homosexual Tarot Readers, and the Satanic Laundresses Who Love Them. Honesty, Love, and Unity are OUR Family Values! Honk if you love Barney! Honk if you love BBSing! Honk if you love cheeses. Honk if you love Eegah! --Crow T. Robot. Honk if you love Modeming! Honk if you love obscene gestures! Honk if you love peace and quiet! Honk if you love Tag Line Xpress! Honk if you love Tag-X Professional! Horns and tails and cloven hoof... --King Diamond. Horny OPEC sheiks are just fuels for love. Horoscope for Todd says Love will find its way to you. Horse Lovers *like* the trots Hot patootie, bless my soul.... I really love that rock and Roll. Hot patootie - bless my soul! I really love that rock 'n roll! How can I love you if you won't lie down? How can I tell you I love you when you're sitting on my face? How can I tell you I love you, you're sitting on my face. How does Love at first sight work, if Love is blind? How does this Love at first sight work, if loves supposed to be blind? How do I love sea? Let me count the waves... How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... 1, 2, 3, ... How do I love thee? Let me count the ways! I can think of 52 ways! How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows. How do I love thee? See page 23, figure 4, Hot Weasels. How do I love thee? Shhhh... this is a family conference.  How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?  However plain you be, I'll love you. How I love my torsos! --Joel Robinson. How I love to lick your creamy center... eeyaaarghruch... How I would love to have a stinky bowl of tuna fish. How much do I love my friends? There's not enough numbers to count! How much love, sex, fun and friendship can a person take? How people fart: The 'in' person - One who loves to smell his own farts. How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS? How wise are they that are but fools in love! --Cooke. How wise are they who are but fools in love. --Cicero. Humans are such easy prey. --H. P. Lovecraft. Humans are such easy prey. --Lovecraft. Humans do claim a great deal for that particular emotion (love). --Spock. Humor! I love it! Wheeee! --Data. Humor is wit and love. --Thackeray. Hungry For Love.. And Its Feeding Time... --Alice Cooper. Husbands love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church. Husbands ought to love their wives as their own bodies. I ain't lucky when it comes to love. I ain't no porcupine, take off your kid gloves. I always loved that face. --Dr. Soong. I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT! I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated and love it! I am actor Troy McClure of the Borg: I've been assimilated & love it! I am Barney of Borg: I assimilate you; you love me! I am Barney of Borg. I love you, and you love me. I am Barney of Borg: I love you You love me We're a happy Borg entity. I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg family. I am Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Were a happy entity. I am Barney of Borg. Nyuk Nyuk I love assimilation. I am Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved. I am Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me. I am Barney of Borg, You will be assimilated because I love you. I am Doc Zimmerman of Borg. You have a lovely assimilation. I am Elmira of Borg, We will hug you and squeeze you and love you. I am Elmyra of Borg. We will hug you and squeeze you and love you... I am feared and hated everywhere... but mom still loves me. I am feared and hated everywhere - but my mom still loves me. I am intense, I am in need, I am in pain, I am in love. --Indigo Girls. I am Jay Leno of Borg: Kevin's love life is irrelevant. I am Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby. I am Linda Lovelace of Borg, prepare to be deep throated. I am Mindy of Borg. OK Assimilated Lady! Love you, bye bye! I am NOT RELIGIOUS, I love the LORD! I am Paul Simon of Borg, Must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover. I am Paul Simon of Borg: There are 50 ways to assimilate your lover. I am Paul Simon of Borg: There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover. I am Pepe of ze Borg. We will assimilate you in the matters of love. I am Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you. I am the beast who shouted love at the heart of the world. I am the lover in your bed, and I control you - mr. self destruct. I am the Love that dare not speak its name. --Douglas. I am the Love that dare not speak its name. --Lord Douglas. I am Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it! I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. --Dr. Johnson. I am willing to love all mankind, except an American. --Samuel Johnson. I am your love slave he that cleareth the path of walk and breath. I believe in cancer. I believe in love. I believe in LovePower. I believe there's a ghost of a chance to find someone to love. --RUSH. I both love and do not love, and am mad and am not mad. I bought a love machine, but it's out of ardor. I bring you love and deeper understanding. I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. I can't explain, I think it's love. Trying to say it to you. --Scorpions. I can't keep pretending I don't love you anymore.  I Can't Love Your Body if Your Heart's Not In It  I claim this tagline in the name of Mars. Isn't that loverly? Hmmmm? I come from a minority, my parents loved me. --B. Seigel. I confess that I love Pooh and have never seen Beavis and Butthead. I dearly love my machine. --Lady Taltos. I didn't need a glove to kill your bitch of a mother. --Freddy Kruger. I didn't say World's Greatest Lover! It was World's Biggest Lurker! I'd like to order another glove, lubed. --Michael Jackson. I'd love a tale of Zion's friction. I'd love to be able to fax myself to Tahiti! I'd love to, but But It's my parakeet's bowling night! I'd love to... but don't you all make children cry? I'd love to, but having fun gives me a rash... I'd love to... but having fun gives me prickly heat. I'd love to, but I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00006 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:46pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Love Tags J-E-S-U-S is Right for, peace, love, joy, happiness! Jesus loved us enough to give His life for us. Jesus loves, but he doesn't know you. Jesus loves me. Jesus loves the white male fetus. JESUS LOVES YOU - but everybody else thinks you're an asshole. Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a loser. Jesus loves you, but not enough to swallow. Jesus loves you - but then again, so does Barney. Jesus loves you...but then again, so does your dog. Jesus loves you, but then . . . so does Barney. Jesus loves you -- everybody else things you're an a*****e. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you are a moron Jesus loves you -- everyone else thinks you are an ass. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks your a jerk. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a fucking shithead. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a jerk! Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a loser. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a moron. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an idiot. Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're silly. Jesus loves you. However, I think you suck. Jesus loves you. I don't. Get out of my Echo. Jesus Loves You. I Don't. Get Out Of My Way. Jesus loves you. *I* don't! So, get out of my way! Jesus loves you. I, however, think you're shit wrapped in skin. Jesus loves you. I, however, think you're sh*t wrapped in skin. Jesus loves you.... So does Barney... Jesus loves you...the rest of us think you're a jerk! Jesus loves you...which proves even He has a sense of humor. Jesus: Love thy neighbor. Matthew 22:39 Elvis: Don't be cruel. RCA,1956 Jesus love you. I think you're s**t wrapped in skin. Jesus may love you, but he won't respect you in the morning. Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin. Jesus may love you but the rest of us think you're an ass. Jesus said. If a man love me, he will keep my words. Jesus will love you for $19.95 + $3.50 shipping and handling! Jesus! With all thy faults I love thee still. --Butler. Jim is such a bad lover he once caught a peeping tom booing him. John 3:16 - For He so loved the world.... John loves Marry. Too bad he's married to Sue! John loves Mary; Too bad he's married to Sue. John, there's a lovely kill-floor in here... --Mike Nelson. Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett? Yes! There's hope! Just don't think I love you only for your taglines. Just don't think I only love you for your taglines. Justice isn't cross-eyed after all she's in love! --Yakko. Just like I love 'em, short and sweet! Just love them moody blues. Just one year of love is better than a lifetime alone... --Queen. Just say you love me. You don't have to mean it. --Carolyn Jones. Keep your old love letters. Throw away your old bank statements. Keep yourselves in the love of God. --Jude 21. Kei and Yuri, Dirty Angels with a Lovely Pair. Kevin Gallagher Walk_In_Love Christian MODERATOR Kids love the rich taste of titanium. --Joel Robinson. Kids: Mother Nature's way of saying I love you to a mom. Kids, Ya gotta love em, they're reflections of us! Kill for the love of killing! Kill for the love of Kali! --Hindu saying. Kill for the love of -- wait, we need a reason? Killing hurts, has to be done, peace and love, who's number one? Kira loves this Vedek guy-- I'll say he's a PATHETIC guy! --VBSP/FAB. Kirk's love - it's lethal. The Klingons were safer when he hated them. Kissing may be the language of love but money still does the talking. Klingon men read love poetry. And duck a lot. --Worf. Klingons need love, too. Messy, but true! Knock softly but firmly. I love soft firm knockers. Knowledge is never wasted, nor is love. Kojak of Borg - Who loves to assimilate ya, baby? KRYTEN: Perhaps, you could learn to love... pasta? Ladies love outlaws like babies love stray dogs. Lady lawyers LOVE hung juries. Lady Wrestlers! My love is wider than... --Mike Nelson. Latex condom I'd love to live in one of those! --Grandpa Simpson. Latex lovers live longer. Lava come down soft and hot. Better love me now or love me not. Lay-tex con-dome. I'd love to live in one of those! --Grandpa Simpson. Lazarus Long, Greatest lover of all TIME. Lazarus Long: The greatest lover of all time! --Heinlein. Leapin' Lovers, Batman! Batgirl just taught me a new trick! LEARN FROM A DOG: When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all. Learn to love me - 'cause I AIN'T leavin'! Lefties are better lovers, Le.man \'lem-an\ n [ME lefman, Fr. lef] : LOVER, MISTRESS. Let brotherly love continue. --HEB 13:1. Let Light, Love, and Power, Restore The Plan on Earth. Let love seek and let love find. It's simple. - Collective Soul Let me introduce my lovely wife Pinkinia... --Brain. Let's all raise a toast to the ghost we love the most. Let's make love not war! And no one has to die in the end! Let's make love not war! It's more fun! Let there be CLOVE (of Garlic) in your LIFE. Let the truth of love be lighted, let the love of truth shine clear. Let those you love know you do. Let traffic policemen wear black cotton gloves. --Auden. Let us be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together. Let Us Not Love in Word, Neither in Tongue; But in Deed And in Truth! Let us not love in word or in tongue, but in deed and in truth. Let us not love with words or tongue, but with actions and in truth. Libby's licking lover. Liberals must get over their love affair with the condom. LIBRARIANS are novel lovers. LICK,LICK,LICK...Gotta love me. Lie: I'd love for you to teach me to cook that the way you do. Lie: I'd love to call you mom. Lie: I love it. Lie: I love your new suit. Lie: That's a lovely name. Does it mean something? Lie: We love seeing you. Life fast, love well, and have a glorious end. Life I love you, all is groovy! Life is a song. Love is the music. Life is short and love is always over in the morning... Life. Live it. Love it. Laugh at it. Life: Love it or leave it. Life, love it or waste it! Life's too short not to be in love. Like a Glove! --Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00007 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:46pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Love Tags She don't love me she love my automobile. She don't love me she loves my automobile. She fought like a cat woman... guess she loves me... --Simon. She gave so much that only love remains. She is a Chocolate lover maximas! She is never going to love you. --Changeling. She is so coy...I LOVE IT! --S. Ipkiss. She is so coy! I love it! --The Mask. She loved a Biker like an icon; he was the image of her dreams. She: Love is peace and tranquility. He: Nope, that's sleep. She loves me! Calloo-callay! --Principal Skinner. She loves me like she means it. She loves nature... despite what it did to her face. She says hello, you fool, I love you. She threw a curve ball, and I rounded the bases of love. She was a moonshiner's daughter and I love her still. She was a rum runner's daughter, and I love her still. She was just a moonshiners daughter but I love her still. She was loved and we all miss her... She was one of a kind, love with some skin wrapped around it. She was only a moonshiner's daughter and I love her still. She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I loved her still. She was only a moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still! She was the bootlegger's daughter but I love her still. She was the moonshiner's daughter, but I love her still! Shhh, Dear! Don't cause a fuss! I'll have your Spam..I LOVE IT! SHORTEST BOOK: Satan's Love Letters. Shower with the people you love. Shpider! (We Love You, Shpider!) Sigh, I'm in love... Sign in a delicatessen: Deli Beloved. Simpson; Michael Jackson's glove is in the envelope. Simpson; That glove belongs to Mr. Jackson. Since you found me, I found love! Since, you found me, I'm teaching you what real love is! Since, you found me, you love me so tenderly! Since, you found me, you make it easy to love you! Since you found me, you're teaching me what real love is! Singing: .....Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Sir, I just love your wicked mind. Sir! Sir! Here's a good stick to beat the lovely lady. Sissie Sez: If sex without love is a sin, I'll see ya in Hell. Sissie Sez: If sex w/o love is a sin, I'll see ya in Hell Sit on my face and tell me that you love me Sixteen: I fell in love with a girl as sweet as could be. --Zeppelin. Skin on skin, let the love begin. Slam, Bang, Crash. I love fine tuning programs. Sleep warm, love well and carry a big stick. Slug, slug, slug, slug... Lovely slug, wonderful slug... Slut: A woman who loves sex, but not with you. Smile! Azathoth loves you! Smile Cthulhu loves you. Smile! Cthulu loves you! Smurf Sex, making love until you are blue in the face. Smurf sex: Making love until you're blue in the face! Software: Fur gloves made out of kittens. Somebody back home loves you. Don't ask me why. --Col. Potter. Some call me the gangster of love. Some can't love others as their God told them to. Some light never sets and some love never fails. Some light never sets and some loves never fail. Some love is just a lie of the heart... Some love is just a lie of the mind... --Billy Joel. Someone Pressed the [Undo] Key of Love Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes... Someone you know and love is gay or lesbian. Some people have sooooooooo much love to give! Some people say, my love cannot be true, please believe me my love. Something that is stronger and deeper than any words is found in love. Sometimes it hurts to love. Sometimes you have to choose love over happiness! Somewhere in the fire of love our dreams went up in smoke. Song Title: Do You Love As Good As You Look. Song Title: It Ain't Love But It Ain't Bad. Song Title: You Hurt The Love Right Out Of Me. So rare and so exciting, I only hope this love we found can last... Sorry is the man that loves the pipe but was not born in Scotland! Sorry my dog ate your cat but he just loves. Sound loves to revel in a Summer night. --Poe. Sounds like love to me. South Korea has a lovely capital city, said Tom soulfully. So ya love cats, do ya? Isn't there a law against doing that? So you fall in love and it picks you up. So you think you can love me and leave me to die! Spaceballs: The Flamethrower. Kids love this one! Spaceballs the Flamethrower. Kids really love this. Space Shuttle chore: Throw away old ketchup packets in glove compartment. Spam! Lovely spam! Beautiful spam! Spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam! --The Vikings. Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam... Spent like so many shell cases on the battlefield of love. Spice up your love life . . . kiss a dragon today! Spice up your love life... kiss a Klingon today! Spread Eagle the state bird of Florida...a bird lover note. Spring bursts today, for love is risen and all the earth's at play. Squirrels LOVE peanut butter balls! Stages keep on changing, re-arranging love. Standing in the shadow of love Still in love. Stranded in the gas station of love. Strange, but true, that those who have loved God most have loved men least. Straylya, 'Straylia, 'Straylia, 'Straylya, we love you! Amen! Strength and Love Hebrews 13:5-6. Studies show that Messenger users have a 20% more active love life. Stuffing instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you! --Frank. Success - the enjoyment of Peace, Health, and Love! Sucking up really does work! --L. Lovelace. ...sugar is sweet, and I love you! Summer of Love - 1992: I didn't sleep with Jimmy Pearson. Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you. Sure a bird could love a fish, but where would they build a nest? Sure I've fallen in love, but I've always been tripped. SWEAT(n): motion lotion 2 prevent fires when lovemaking. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.  Swing Wide Your Gate of Love  Sysop love habits revealed: next on Geraldo. Sysop love habits revealed: on the next Geraldo! SysOps all love a hard one every now and then. Tagline Orphanage. All taglines loved and cared for. Taglines are for lovers. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00008 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:51pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Cat & Dog Tags 0100000F Memory header not located. 1001 Things To Do With a Dead Cat, Now that's what i call good reading. 1001 ways to Wok your Dog.... 1096 unique Zier taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remove (Y/N)? Y. 11:53 pm - Dog bites you, wakes up neighbors. 11:55 pm - Police catch you going through window. 12 years of school to learn to communicate. Still using short sentences... 15 cats is a purrfect number. 1-800-BIRKS-4-U: The Birkenstock Catalog! 1960 - Grease Monkey 1995 - Anti-friction applications technician. *1960 - Grease Monkey 1996 - Anti-friction applications technician. 1 cat makes you feel warm and wanted, 15 is an absolute rush. #1 in the don't bother category. 1 part inspiration, 9 parts pontification.... 1st Prize: A gift certificate from Heidi Fleiss. 1 unique recipe found. 274 duplicates: Remove (Y/N)? Y 2000 years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats and cats never forgot it. 2000 years ago Egyptians worshipped cats. Cats have never forgotten it. 2000 years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats. The cats never forgot it! 2001 Dalmatians: My Stars, It's Full of Dogs! 2:00 am - Hunting partners arrive - dog wakes neighbors. 23rd Rule of Creationism: Claim superiority for Christian education. 2 cats are a circus, 3 are a coup, 6 are a revolution 2 HOURS to bury a cat? Well it wasn't dead! 300 cattle in orbit - the first herd shot around the world. 3-in-One Oil works wonders on cat's claws firmly implanted in ceilings! 3 languages=educated, 2=bilingual; 1=edukated Amerikun. 42 Meeeellion Dollars! I'm Stimpy! I'm the cat! *4 hours* to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldn't keep still. 4X4. Cat Waffles while you wait. 6:12 pm - Clothes catch fire. 640k = 4480 in dog bytes. 640K = 4480K in dog bytes. 640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes. 666bps - 666 beasts per Satan - communication rate of the beast. 666bps - communication rate of the beast. 6 Cats are a revolution! 7 Cats is a purrfect number. 7 cats is a purrfect number. 89hjkawioew=r[pohm394858q-=238 Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! 90% of all ferret taglines are recycled cat taglines. 90% of PC problems are located between the keyboard and the chair. 99% of all ferret taglines are recycled cat taglines. 99% of ferrets are recycled cats, perhaps? 9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice. 9 out of 10 men who tried cats preferred men. 9 out of 10 serial killers own cats. A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from my cat. A 30 day vacation will shut anyone up! A320 = Poodle; it's cute, French, but it's still a dog.. Aaaaaooooouuuuuwwwww! How'm I lookin'?! --The Cat. Aack! I'm alone with a human being! --Cathy. A a duplicate duplicate tagline tagline is is two two bylines bylines. A am Bill D. Catt of Borg. You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated! AARRGGHH! That's a *sick* recycled anti-cat Tagline! AAww c'mon (please[insert puppy-dog eyes here]) A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A bald dog has no mass. Abandon thought and let the cat descend. A barking dog never bites - while he's barking. A baseball player can't do it if somebody else catches it. A BBS will never break down till just after you leave on vacation. A Beer chaser is easy to catch. A BIG CAT can hurt you, but a LITTLE PUSSY never hurt any man. Ability will never catch up with the demand for it... A bird in the hand makes brilliant cat-food. A bird is a bird, a dog is a dog, but a cat is a PURRson. A bisexual Kiwi likes sheep and cattle. A bisexual @N@ likes sheep and cattle. A bisexual scot likes sheep and cattle. A bisexual @TO@ likes sheep and cattle. Abjure Sesquipedalian Obfuscation. A blate cat maks a prood moose. --Old Scot Sayin. A)bort, R)etry, F)ill out unemployment application? A)bort, R)etry, F)ornicate it! A)bort, R)etry, I)gnore, F)ornicate it! A)bort, R)etry, T)hermonuclear Re-education? About the only thing on a farm that has an easy time is the dog. A boxful of kittens will make anyone smile. A bright eye indicates curiosity/a black eye, too much. A Buddhist asks for hot dog: Make me one with everything. A cat a day keeps the blues away. A cat a day keeps the salmon away! A cat a day will keep the Salmon away! A cat almost always blinks when hit in the head with a ball peen hammer. A cat always assumes the shape of its container. A cat always land on it's feet - unless ya tie a brick round it's neck. A Cat AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME! A cat And in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted. A cat by any other name would still just sit and stare at you. A cat cannot be defined in a single word. A catch of aids. A Cat could be Man's Best Friend, but never stoops to it. A cat could be man's best friend, but won't stoop to it. A Caterpillar.........An upholstered worm. A cat gets FLATTER the more you run over it! A cat goes quack - if you squeeze it hard enough. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear A cat has nine lives, how about you? A cat has to have a name, or else it wouldn't be a cat. A CATHETER LEAVES YOU FEELING DRAINED. A cat hit by a car: Mee--OOOOOWWWWWWW! A cat in heat has elevated whore moan levels. A cat in the tire treads will make a car run smoother. --SAE. A cat in the tire treads will make the car run smoother. A cat is, above all things, a dramatist. A cat is, above all things, an ingredient of Chop Suey. A cat is a cat, unless it's a dead cat, that is. A cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air. A cat is a four footed allergen. A cat is a friend who will never betray you A cat is all love and energy! A cat is always on the wrong side of a door. A cat is always on the wrong side of the door! A cat is always there for you! A CAT IS AN ANIMAL THAT JUST KEEP ON GIVING......LOVE. A cat is an animal who never cries over spilled milk. A cat is an extension of God. A cat is a terrible thing to waste. Drive safely! A cat is a terrible thing to waste, reheat the leftovers! A cat is domesticated only as far as it suits its own ends. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3W00009 Date: 03/25/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 09:51pm \/To: TAMMY WILSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Cat & Dog Tags A cat is domestic only as far as it suits its own ends. A cat is domestic only as long as it suits its own needs. A cat is easier to train than a man! A cat is easier to train than a Moderator... and usually better behaved. A cat is easier to train than a Moderator. <-er,... um,... A cat is easier to train than a woman! A cat is easier to understand than a woman. A cat is just a bundle of purr. A cat is like to death, I'm saving up the Pelvic thrust. A cat is man's best friend ... A cat is nobody's fool A Cat is only domestic in so far as suits its own needs. A cat is only domestic so far as it suits its own needs. --Heinlein. A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs. --Heinlein. A cat is only domestic so far as suits its own needs. --RAH. A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can Buy. A Cat Is The Only Real Love Money Can't Buy. A cat is the universe's way of showing perfection. A Cat is the Universe's way of showing up purrfection. A cat is the universe's way of showing us perfection. A cat is the universe's way of showing us purr-fection. A cat itself is but a shadow. --Shakespeare. A cat knows all about you, and likes you anyhow. A cat looks not with the eyes but with the mind. A Cat may look at a King. A cat NEVER leaves the toilet seat up! A cat pelt is nothing at all like a cat. A Cat's Courage is as Strong as a Dog's Chain A cat's courage is as strong as the dog's chain. A cat's courage is only as strong as a dog's chain. A cat sleeps fat, yet walks thin. A cat's loyalty is confined to its food dish! A cat's place is in control. A Cat's purr is sound of it generating mystery and enigma. A cat's purr is the rumble of peace in the animal kingdom. --Rainey. A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute. A cat's purr is the sound of it generating mischief. A cat's purr is the sound of it generating mystery and enigma. A cat's purr is the sound of it sucking up to you. A cat's purr: Most effective stress medicine known. A cat's tail will tell you more than you think! A cat still needs someone to be independent *of*. A cat stretches from one end of my childhood to the other. A cat stretches from one end of @TOFIRST@'s childhood to the other. A cat stretches from one end of Tommy's childhood to the other. A cats way of keeping law and order is Claw Enforcement. A cats worst enemy is a closed door. A cat's worst nightmare is a closed door! A cat that isn't finicky....soon loses control of it's owner. A cat that will let you strike it with a hammer deserves. A cat, the only self-cleaning appliance in the house. A cat who isn't finicky soon loses control of her owner! A cat who isn't finiky soon loses control of her owner! A cat will almost always blink when hit on the head with a hammer. A cat will almost always blink when hit with a hammer. A cat will almost always flinch when hit with a hammer. A cat will always sit on whatever it is you're trying to read or copy. A cat will assume the shape of its container. A cat will assume the shape of the container it is packed into. A cat will be man's best friend but never stoops to it. A cat will blink if you hit it with a hammer. A cat will blink if you strike it with a hammer. A cat will blink when cut in half with a chainsaw. A cat _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer. A cat WILL blink when hit with a hammer. A cat will blink when struck on the head with a hammer. A cat will blink when struck with a hammer A cat will blink when the freezer door is opened. A cat will expand to fill the space available to it. A cat will go quack - if you squeeze it hard enough. A cat with gloves on will catch no mice. A cat with little ones has never a good mouthful. A cat with no destination is never lost. A cat without a hair ball gland ... is only half a cat! --Ren. A cat would be man's best friend, but does not wish to stoop to it. A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it! AC/DC is a sort-of sophisticated Neanderthal stomp. Ace Ventura: What do you feed your dog? Achievement Choosy cats choose Logitech Mice 10:1 Over Microsoft! A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. Ach naw laddie, ye donna catch the lass, she catches yu! A city without trees is not fit for a dog. Ack. --B. T. Cat. Ack! Phfft! Thptpth! --Bill the Cat. Ack! Pthptt! --Bill D. Cat. A clarification from that moderator thing. A clear conscience is indicative of a faulty memory. A closed mouth catches no feet! A closed mouth catches no flies. ...a clowder of cats... A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. --Data. A coin. Very well. I shall replicate one immediately. A college education shows a man how little other people know. A constant note of triumph dislocates man so it seems. A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt buckle. A country man between two lawyers, is like a fish between 2 cats. A country man between two lawyers, is like a fish between two cats. A country man between two lawyers is like a tunafish between two cats. ACOUSTIC COUPLER(n): 2 guitarists engaged in fornicating. Acronym: MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs. A cross between a giant anteater and the devil dog --Tom. Actions speak louder than purrs. --Garfield. Actors, Lawyers, Hot Dog Vendors. --Tom on post-apocalypse. Acts required by law to be done, admit of no qualification. Actually, Cats are excellent at domesticating people Actually, cats are quite good at domesticating humans. Actually, Cats are QUITE good at domesticating People. A cucumber isn't allergic to your cat. A cult that places dogma above fact becomes a religion. A day without a cat is like a day without sunshine. A day without a cat to love, isn't worth living. A day without dogma is like a pizza without vinegar. AD&D Error: Attacking the cathedral with an undead army. Ad - Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Ad - Dog for sale, eats anything; is fond of children. Ad: DOWNTOWN LOCATION: Wear your flak jacket to karate lessons at lunch. A Denebian Slime Devil is a Tribble built to Klingon specifications. A die for a die. --Catwoman. A difficult weapon to confiscate. --Yar. A dinner lubricates business. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)