--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3V00003 Date: 03/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 01:37pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Here we have ME & here we have a mother - Dr. Forrester Here! Mrs. Nickerbaiter's exploded! Heu! Tintinnuntius meus sonat! Hey - you left some flesh on the bones! Lazy dogs! LAZY! BAD!-Janier Here, have some coffee: Here's the few i have (& something tells me i'll live to regret this!) Here's your Book of Spells back. Now prepare to die Here so long? No loser, eh? Here's a quarter, call someone who cares Here's my continuing series of Mystery Science Theater 3000 Heredity is important: Be in choosing your grandparents Here's a dirty story 'bout a dirty man Here's my collection. Mostly pro-cat, but there are some anti-cat Hey Baby, what's your sign? --- NO ADMITTANCE! Hey Bill Gates! I've upped my system to OS/2 Warp! Now UP YOURS! Hernia: Middle of a womans leg Here's to your death, big guy! Crow T. Robot Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up! Here's where the fun begins! Here on Lesbian's Island! Heredity is important: We should be careful in choosing our grandparents Here lies the body of Edward Hyde. We laid him here because he died Here, Scarecrow, how about a little =fire= ?! Hermits DO IT alone Here, pound this "DO NOT DISTURB" sign in that ant hill Here's to all the kisses I've snatched, and vice versa Here's some, unsorted though. Sorry Hetrosexuality isn't normal, but is common! Here's a little cheese steak for the little lady -Crow Heroin has hit this town in a big way... -- Mike Nelson Here's some taglines to use in your daily messages : Hero for Hire - Snappy Comebacks upon Request Hero if you save a whale. Save a baby, and go to jail Hex dump: Where witches put used curses Here's my adult tags Hey @N@, watch me pull a tagline outta my hat! Hermits, Unite! Here you are. Paris to Kes Here's hoping you live to be as old as the jokes you tell Hey Captain, I just created a black ho-.p!%$. NO CARRIER Here's a few Heroines are girls who are game, but not everybody's Hey Beavis, would you bangle her? huh huh huh Here's murderd. Here's tortured. Where's mutilated? - Tom Here, Rover! Tom called doggedly Here we go. Doctor Here's some of my own never recipes Here's a tissue, @TOFIRST@. Wipe your mouth, you're drooling! Hey Charles, you in there? The Tick would like to Rap with ya' Here's hoping mini-skirts live forever Hey !! That lightning came clo$ CARRIER Heresy is only another word for freedom of thought Here, have some hot buttered goat clusters Hey ...... where are the recipes????? :} Here's a few tags (I HOPE) about Co-Moderator's Hey Beavis, would you skate with him? huh huh Here's Bob Newton with the best tires in the world! Geoff Bodine 8-21 Here! Yes, here! Stand still! Hey Bush, Saddam still has his job. Have you got yours? Hey @FIRSTNAME@, Come ascort me to my room --Violet Here's Tonya Harding with a few words about THE CLUB Here's a to let you know I care. Hero for Hire, Reasonable Fee--Dragons Slain (well, not the big ones) Here's to you, Buffer. - Large Here lies Madonna. Necrophiliacs welcome Hey Barney, wanna come play in the meat grinder? Hey ART, you comin' with us cow tippin' or what? Here's Jaunty! wishing Barb Murphy will have a GREAT DAY!! Here's one frozen two years ago, and still tasty! Here, pull this Hero-worship: Idol gossip Here, have a Cappuccino. -Jed Edison Here's the Webster spinning us another tagline thread Hey @TOFIRST@, don't steal this tagline! Hey Beavis, what does FORMAT C: do? Hermits have no peer pressure. -- Wright Here's my Story... It's sad but True Here's the keys to my ride. -Jack The keys to your WHAT? -Tick Here's my shoe - lend me your hat Hey Billy Barty all grown up - Crow Hey Butt-Head, this guy has the same last name as you. - Beavis Hero for Hire - Dragons Slain Here's a little tip, after eating gagh, don't try kissing Kira Here lies @N@... He lived his dream Hewlett Packard does it with precision Hevosten turvin on voitettu monta kilpailua Hey , I like Pres. Clinton ... And her husband too ! Heretofore philosophers have only interpreted the world differently: the point is, however, to change it. - Karl Marx Hey Boy! Here... sit on this conveniently placed stump. -- Tom Servo Here's the skit of the week! Heroes are remembered, but Legends never die Hey @F, watch me pull a tagline outta this hat Heroin I come! - Mike Here's a challenge, though, for those more masochistic than I... -Zef Here, hold this while I light the fuse Here! Give me my nose back! Hey Beavis, he's fallen and he can't get it up! - Butt-Head Here, have a Cat it'll make you feel better Hey @TOFRIST@! Can I borrow your keys? [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3V00004 Date: 03/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 01:37pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Here, Orville, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----<----<@ Hermit: a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself Here's the Big Ass steaks! - Mike Hey Beavis, I hear disco is making a comeback. Yeah. Just Hexadecimal: Unlucky numbers used by a computer Heterodyne: Eating with someone of the opposite sex Hey BeavisHuhhuh.. Vampire's are cool.. Huhuh Here's wot I got: Heres all I have 97 of em Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. . . Matt Dillon Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! Hex would be easier if I had 16 fingers! Here's pointing at you kid! Hey Beer Man! Two down here! Hey Bill! Your rear's done! - Crow on name Bill Reardon Hey Bill Gates, I've upped my standards to OS/2. Now UP YOURS! Here lies the common man. Taxed to death Here's a few to DO IT with!!! Heterosexuality is not normalIt's DEAD COMMON! Heterosexuals only do not a Family make Here, Fun-Boy! - The Crow Here we go again. - Katie Ka-boom's mother Hey ! It's ok NOT to smoke ! Here there is much time. For everything. Miramanee Here, have a cherry. I grow them myself Here's the trouble, Mr. Scott! You have to turn the warp drives ON Here's a gun, take it home, wait by the phone Here's to all the kisses I've snatched, and vice versa Heterosexuality is not normal, just common Here's what I could come up with. Enjoy! Hernia: Center of a female leg Hey Beavis, I can sing like this guy. Oiiihuioooioo - Butthead HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated Here, hold this grenade. I just dropped the pin on the floor Here's your spell book back. Now prepare to die Hey - where'd that jump jet go? ..... NO HARRIER Here's what I've got Hey Captain, I just created a black ho}]&=*--.NO CRUSHER Here, try on this negligee, asked Tom transparently Here's some Haley's M.O. - Mike Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools! Here's one I read from another message. Hope your friend likes it Here's a partial score: Dallas 27 Hey Butthead, have you noticed this message sucks? - Beavis Hey Boo Boo. Yogi Bear Here's a good rule of thumb: Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash Here we have the frequency response of the JBL - Tom Hey @F, Come escort me to my room --Violet Here's a tissue. Wipe your mouth, you're drooling! Hey @TOFIRST@, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat Here kitty, kitty. Play with this nice electric cord Here's my main man, Huggy Bear! Crow T. Robot Hey ! Haven't we meet before? Hex Dump: Where witches put used curses Here's another one. Same neural depletion. Crusher Here's a few tagline subjects I'm always looking for more of: Here. I have something for you. - Londo Here's a waffle for *you*, scarecrow! Dr. Forrester Hermits have no peer pressure. - S. Wright Here's a pinch to grow a inch! Hey @TOFIRST@, you comin' with us cow tippin' or what? Here's some recipes from my sick little mind Here lies @TO@... He lived his dream Hey Captain, I just created a black hole -=p!%$/ NO CRUSHER! Hey @TOFIRST@, let's bounce some bumps & hit the hot tub! Here, Data. You wanted me? -- Lt. Yar Hey @FN@, go fly a kite in an electrical storm Here's where we operate at a 90 angle to reality Heterosexual sex: 2 hours pleasure for lifetime of responsibility Here, take my hat - pigeons got it anyway. - Wakko Hey Beavis... Ever see "Twin Peaks?" Here lies an atheist. All dressed up with nowhere to go Here's my bill. That should stop you from smoking for a few months Here lies Ann Mann she lived an old maid and dies an old Mann Here's my Red Dwarf file (split into two messages): Hey Beavis, lets beat up @TO@ and take all his candy Here's a partial score: Cleveland 10 Here lies Fred - he smoked in bed Hermits have no peer pressure. - s.w Heroj je covek koji se pre smrti ponasao kao besmrtan Hey Bill, watch me pull a tagline outta this hat Here, steal this one Here, have a Scooby snack @FF@ Here's the scenario: my father-on a jury! - Peter Caine Here ya come knockin' on my door Here, Janier, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,-'--{@ Here's the trouble: A loose nut at the keyboard! Heroes And Villains, just see what you've done done Hey Buddy, you got a dead cat in there? Here they are, your Baltimore Hey @F, watch me pull a tagline out of my hat! Here's a quarter - go hire a rat to gnaw that thing off your face! Hey ..... who took the cork off my lunch? Heresy lays foundations for progress Here we speak spanish Het is rood en altijd vrolijk?, Een aardblijtje! :^) Hey @FN, don't steal this tagline! Here's a letter for you-=BANG=-Oops...guess it's a dead letter Hey @FN@, would you bangle her? huh huh huh Hermit: A man who'd rather get off by himself [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3V00005 Date: 03/25/98 From: GOTTFRIED GIDALY Time: 01:38pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines --------------------------------------------------- [Begin Tags] Here lies John Morris. He did his damnedest. What more can a man do? Here's a few of my Windoze/Microsoft/Mac/etc. taglines Hex Dump (n.): A place where witches cast away used curses Here's a little tale from my nut sack! - Cryptkeeper Beavis Here's Pus In Your Eye: Lance Boyle Here's a Quarter call 1-800-WHO-CARES Hex math would be easier if I had 16 fingers Here's your allowance for the next two weeks, Tom advanced Heredity: Something you believe in when your child's report card is all A's Here's the latest baseball scores...1-3, 4-2, 1-2, & 4-6 Hey Beavis, I hear disco is making a comeback! - Butt-Head Here we belong. Fighting to survive Here we are now! Entertain us! Hey Bill Clinton, I've upped my standards to OS/2. Now UP YOURS! Hey @TOFIRST@, Come escort me to my room --Violet Here, kitty. Kitty, kitty. Kitty crap! Here's my main man, Huggy Bear - Crow Hey Beavis, let's rock! Here you are, Maurecia! Maurecia-flavored ice cream! - Mrs. Jewls Heterosexuality isn't normal; it's just common Hey Bulldog, I Feel Fine! Here's an epenthetic stamp, said Tom f'lat'ly Here mousy mousy. Now ware is dat widdle mouse! Hey @TO, don't steal this tagline! Hey Beavis, lets beat up @TO@ and take all her candy Here taggy taggy, here nice little tagline...SPLAT!!! Here we are in Canada...when do we collect unemployment? Hewlett Packard = HP = High Prices Here's To The Man Who Has Loved Wisely The Bachelor Heredity is fine until your kids start acting like idiots Here they come to snuff the rooster Hey Bevis, the cat's caught in the printer again. Let's go watch! Herman Hollerith is buried 9 edge, face down Heterosexual, pro-gays rights, and proud of it Here's a quarter, Call 1-800-CRY-BABY! Here there be dragons Here we go again all the way from the start Heterosexuality isn't normal -- just common Here's a chain. Clank your way through to the otherside Here today, dawn tomorrow Hey Beavis, you know we could like, go to jail for this? - Butt-Head Hex Tag: 47 65 74 20 61 20 6C 69 66 65 2C 20 67 65 65 6B Hey @TOFIRST@, would you bangle her? huh huh huh Hey Beavis, the cat's caught in the printer again. Let's go watch! Here kitty, kitty. Let's see if you're aerodynamic Here ya' go, Mr. Carter - Mike Hey Bill, I've upped my standards to OS/2. Now UP YOURS! Hey Attillary, what did Eleanor's ghost "advise" you to do today? Hey Borgs! Assimilate *THIS*!!!! Here's to my wife and sweetheart - may they never meet Here they come! Hey @TOFIRST@ let's burn something! FIRE-FIRE-FIRE Hey ! How's your handicap, Dunno, she's taking a shower right now Here, Bunny, one long stemmed rose especially for you! ----,-'--{@ Here's some information on the sun... IT'S HOT! Here's a partial score: Florida State 32 Here! Stick this fish in your ear! Heroic Struggle of the Little Guys to Finish the Mural Here we go, Mr. Carter - Mike using good voodoo Here's a waffle for YOU, scarecrow! - Dr. F Here's some of my own never taglines. (Okay, they're really not Hero: You plundering thieves! * Crow: Gypsies & tramps! Hey Carlo...you think you could fool a Corleone? Hey @FN@, you crossed my line of death! Here's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over! --Zappa Here's my impersonation of your dad - Mike as guy boozes Hermits have no peer pressure Here's the trouble. Loose nut at the keyboard Heroes Of The Australian Resistance During World War II Hey Beavis, pull my lever. huh huh huh Here's that smile of mine; sorry I can't get it to go on right today Hey BigShot! My favorite emotionally unballenced vigilante! Here's my Blue ones though Hey Butthead! These things cost money! - Beavis Here, stand behind my Blasphemy Shield! - Hector Plasmic Hernia: the middle part of a woman's leg Here, hold this pickle while I look for it Here today, tagline tomorrow Hex Dump: Place for witches to get rid of used curses Hex Dump (n): Place used for getting rid of used curses Here's a tissue, Orville. Wipe your mouth, you're drooling! Here, little tagline! I have some nice candy for you Hey @FN@, don't piss me off! I've got a BIG magnet! Here, little tagline! I have some nice chocolate for you! Here we are, victims of mathematics Here's to the Sun God! Sure is a fun God! Ra! Ra! Ra! Here, Dust Bunnies are house-pets Hey Butthead, have you noticed this video sucks? Here, Data. You wanted me? - Tasha Yar Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet! Here we sit, a trainful of spys in transit:HongKong Exs Here's some taglines about political correctness for you: Hesa Viroon! Turku Ruotsille! Suomi suomalaisille! Here you go, Julian. Sisko Here, doggie - chase the nice li'l stick of dynamite Hey @TOFIRST@, Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped ? Here's the information you asked for. --Garibaldi Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker Here's somethin' else; "automotive truisms" >;-> Hey @TOFIRST@, don't piss me off! I've got a BIG magnet! [End Tags] --------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79)