--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00002 Date: 03/18/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:16am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: BBS/Sysop/Moderator [3/3] >>> Part 3 of 3... We're overstocked! 50% off all taglines! (limit 10 per customer) What do you mean, QWK? It took me over an hour to read! What do you mean? You actually read this tagline?! When the Moderator smiles, it's too late to retract the statement. Who wa!ked acr!!s !his tag!ine wit! mu!dy !eet?! You call *this* a *tagline*?! You'll get what's coming to you. Unless it's routed Netmail. You're so vain, you prob'ly think this tagline's about you. \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... \|/ ... Looks like time to mow the tagline. __________/oo\__________ "Is it safe to come out yet?" [ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ] End of tagline file. Restart, or try something original? --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00003 Date: 03/18/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:16am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Programming -=> Quoting Stewart Honsberger to All <=- SH> Hullo all.. My hard drive just blew up and I lost all my (2+ megs) SH> taglines.. Would anyone be so kind as to send me taglines with the SH> following subjects? SH> Programming 11+10=101? Congratulations! Here's your high school diploma! A computer program is used to turn data into error messages. A feature is a bug with seniority. Address: Type of attire worn by some female programmers. Artificial Intelligence is theoretical. Natural Stupidity is real! Avoid a computer virus. Practice safe hex! BASIC: Beginner's All-purpose Sloppy Instruction Code. Become a programmer - Make a living crashing your computer. Belfry: The directory for .BAT files. Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. Bug-free, cheap, on time ... Pick two. Call it a program. They'll never realize that it's a magic spell. code v. process of concealing bugs by programming. Command: A suggestion made to a computer. computer /compyoo'ter/ n. device used to speed up and automate errors. computer club n. used to hit the computer after an error message. CRIPPLEWARE: Pay the registration fee, or we'll break your legs! Debugging ends when programmers give up, not when the bugs are gone. Debugging: removing bugs from software. Programming: putting them in. Do computer witches cast hexadecimals? Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license? Documentation - The worst part of programming. Edit, Save, Exit, Assemble, Link, Run, Curse, [Ctrl+Alt+Del], Edit ... Error 155 - Brain > Keyboard interface error. Error: Program too small to fit into memory. Every programmer is a playwright and every computer is a bad actor. f y cn rd ths, y cn gt gd jbs n cmptr prgrmng. For software testers, there are beta days ahead. Hardware is the part of the computer you can kick. If a program is useful, it must be changed. If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL! Installation Error: Error writing error codes. Keyboard: An instrument used for entering errors into a computer. Life has a lot of undocumented features! Microsoft Works - voted the Number One oxymoron of all time! Once the bugs are ironed out, we'll have lots of flat bugs. Oxymoron: Advanced BASIC. Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait. Subroutine: "Dive! Dive!" SYNTAX? Why not? They tax everything else! The question is: "(2 * B) OR NOT (2 * B!)". Those who can't write, write manuals. User (n): technical term used by programmers: see idiot. We all live in a yellow subroutine ... --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00004 Date: 03/18/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:17am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Windows, OS/2 [1/2] >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> Quoting Stewart Honsberger to All <=- SH> Hullo all.. My hard drive just blew up and I lost all my (2+ megs) SH> taglines.. Would anyone be so kind as to send me taglines with the SH> following subjects? SH> Windoze (Bashing - What else?) SH> OS/2 (Singing praises, of course!) "Bother," said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS. "Club Win95 Users" UseNet Newsgroup: comp.ms.lemmings.over.cliff "I run under Win95." "No, you should run *from* Win95!" "Where do you want to go today?" "To return Win95." "Where do you want to go today?" "To the Tech Support desk." "Windows Performance", on the next "In Search Of". "Windows? What's Windows? I use OS/2." - Bill Gates '42'?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows ... 486 + 16Mb + Win95 + Works + Publisher = 386 + 8Mb + GeoWorks (nearly) 486 and Windows Driving a Maserati with the parking brake on. <} Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here {> A *real* test for that pink bunny: Installing Windows 95 on an XT. A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle. Accelerate your Windows. 9.8 m/s! Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows! Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Windows 95? And now, the latest score from Ritchie: DOS 7, Windows 98, Users 0. Difference between Windows and a virus? A virus is free. Difference between Windows and a virus? A virus works. Difference between Windows and a virus? Viruses never fail. door /dor/ n. something you throw Windows out of. Elvis lives. There are no UFOs. Windows 95 is an operating system. Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows. Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither have I ... Ever wonder why Windows uses an hourglass? Guess not, huh? For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows. Friends don't let friends use Windows. Hiroshima 45 - Chernobyl 86 - Windows 95 ... How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder! I'll get back to you when Windows loads. Don't hold your breath. I'll never forget the first time I ran Windows, but I'm trying. I'm not asleep, I'm just waiting for Windows to load. If at first you don't succeed, create an "NT" version. If at first you don't succeed, get a job at Microsoft. IF EXIST C:\WIN\*.* ECHO Call IDIOTS ANONYMOUS: 555-DUMB. If it's useless and does nothing, call it Win95. Mad: Tosses computer from window. Sane: Tosses Windows from computer. Memory Greed: Apollo 11 mission - 48kB. Win3.1 Solitaire - 8MB. Microsoft - Bringing you yesterday's technology "real soon now". Microsoft - How much money is left in your wallet today? Microsoft - Where do you want to crash today? Moses gave the Egyptians 10 plagues ... Microsoft gave us Windows 95. Nah, Windows works fine with this !@#$&&$!#NO CARRIER People used to get rid of viruses, now they BUY Windows! Sorry, I don't do Windows ... DOS that bother you? Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows. This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x. Virus Scan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" Whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows ... WIN.INI not found. I hope to God you can still do DOS. Windows - about as useful as airbrakes on a turtle. Windows - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy! Windows .... to catch up on your sleep!!! Windows 3.1 - 5 Megs Of Tranquilizer For A Computer. Windows 95 - From the people who brought you EDLIN. Windows 95: Attractive and easy -- the slut of the PC. Windows 95: For those who don't want prompt service. Windows 95: If I wanted a Mac, I would have bought one. Windows Error: Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments. Windows Error: Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong. Windows Error: Error buffer overflow - Too many error messages. Windows Error: Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 5GB. Windows Error: Reserved for future mistakes by our developers. Windows Error: Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. Windows Error: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door. Windows Error: User detected. System halted. Windows Error: User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not! Windows Error: Windows has run for 15 minutes without any errors. Windows gives you Windows. OS/2 gives you the whole house. Windows is not a virus. No virus never needed 20MB of DLLs and INIs. Windows is not a virus. Viruses do something! Windows loading; please take a nap... Windows may be slow, but at least it takes up a lot of room ... Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance Windows practical joke: Write a program that works. Windows: A way for bugs to get in. Windows: About as useful as airbrakes on a turtle. Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit. Windows: Proof that God has a sense of humor. Windows: Proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards. Windows: So intuitive it only needs a meg of help files. >>> Continued to next message... --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00005 Date: 03/18/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:17am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Windows, OS/2 [2/2] >>> Part 2 of 2... Windows: Something that comes with the mouse you bought. Windows: The least-liked yet most-used operating system ever. Windows: The reason BASIC programmers feel so macho. Windows: Where Idiots Needlessly Do Often Wander Stupidly Windows: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System Windows: Written to be installed by geniuses and operated by idiots! Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahahehehehehohohoho ... Winndows Erorr #34A:00C5 : Unabl 2 spel errorr mesiges koreckly WOODEN STICK 95: For propping open your Windows ... You can't *run* Windows. It has a maximum speed of "walk in reverse." --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00006 Date: 03/18/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:28am \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Taglines [1/2] >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> Quoting Ivy Iverson to Paul Andinach <=- II> Oh well... I don't have a Dr. Who tagfile PA> Do you want mine? II> Sure! Always room for another tagfile! ;-> Come to think of it, I just posted it recently, so there's no point doing it again. Will a general science fiction collection do instead? II> God does not play dice. -Albert Einstein "I cannot believe that God would play dice with the Universe." - Albert Einstein on quantum mechanics "God not only plays dice, he throws them where we can't see them." - Steven Hawking II> I could always kill you and ask your corpse. -Strahd What's the story behind this one? II> Keep your best whiskey in a bottle marked "mouthwash". -Synners His hand hovered over the Guild's ancient and valuable tantalus, with its labelled decanters of Mur, Nig, Trop, and Yksihw... It's a sad and terrible thing that high-born folk really have thought that the servants would be totally fooled if the spirits were put into decanters that were cunningly labelled *backwards*. And also throughout history the more politically conscious butler has taken it on trust, with rather more justification, that his employers will not notice if the whisky is topped up with eniru. - Terry Pratchett, _Hogfather_ II> Unicorns must be believed to be seen. -Peter S. Beagle "There are no happy endings, for nothing ever ends." - Peter Beagle I think I read a book by him about unicorns once. The movie didn't do it justice. II> You don't have to explain something you never said.Calvin Coolidge "Explain what? WE never said that!" - Star Trek writers' t-shirt. II> "I should have been a plumber." -Albert Einstein Something to do with the atomic bomb, I believe... [begin tags] "Abandon shop! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil!" - Holly "Any damned fool can predict the past. And most do." - Larry Niven "Busy restaurant needs dish dirtier." - ad (Red Dwarf, "Backwards") "Earth. Harmless." - Douglas Adams "Earth. Mostly harmless." - Douglas Adams "Even if it does matter, does it matter that it matters?" - Marvin "Ford," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "@FN@," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." "Green with aprocot? That just might work!" - The Cat "He ain't heavy. He's my brother!" - Kryten "Here I am, brain the size of a planet..." - Marvin "I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal." Zaphod "I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side."Marvin "I hope that Schroedinger guy put some litter in here." - Cat "I once knew an android whose middle name was 2Q4B." - Kryten "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle." - APD "I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink again." - Marvin "I thought a fiat was a car." "So did the Italians." - Burt Kaufman "I wonder how I'm looking now? ... Still nice!" - The Cat "I'll bet he's a sour Kraut." - Ace Rimmer "I'm always in disgrace. It has its advantages." - The Flopglopple "I'm game," he said, "we'll see who rusts first." - THHGTTG "I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that." - HAL 9000 "I've gone off the idea of progress. It's overrated." - Arthur Dent "I've got more teeth than brain cells, remember?" "Yes. You have." "I've heard the truth, Mulder, now what I want are the answers." - DS "Is there any tea on this spaceship?" - Arthur Dent "Life... Don't talk to me about life..." - Marvin "Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow."-F. Prefect "Mr Desiato is spending a year dead for tax reasons." "No Sex Please, We're Amoeboid Zengatularians" - Douglas Adams "Nobody conquers the world from *my* precinct!" - Cleghorn "Oh, go bang your heads together, four-eyes." - Arthur Dent "Oh, just looking for flying saucers ... green ones." - Ford Prefect "Oh. A brain-sucking amoeba." - Scully "On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you." - Douglas Adams "Open the pod bay doors, HAL!" - Dave Bowman "Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, really *hurts*." - Grin "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast." - Ace Rimmer >>> Continued to next message... --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00007 Date: 03/18/98 From: PAUL ANDINACH Time: 01:28am \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Taglines [2/2] >>> Part 2 of 2... "Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted." - Mulder "Story, time and place - these are the essentials." - Cordwainer Smith "The answers are there, you just have to know where to look." - Mulder "The earthling has stolen the space modulator!" - Marvin the Martian "The point is, I am now a perfectly safe penguin!" - Ford Prefect "The stars blazed like the love of God, cold and distant." - R Zelazny "The truth is out there, but so are lies." - Scully "Think of me as an infinite number of monkeys." - Bud Webster "Trust no one..." - Deep Throat "Vell, Zaphod's just zis guy, you know?" - Gag Halfrunt "Vogon poetry is of course the *third* worst in the universe." "We don't tan here -- we rust." - Alexis Marsh, on Seattle "Where do all the calculators go?" - Kryten "Why is it raining fish?" - Arnold J. Rimmer "You're an evolved being." "I keep forgetting." - The Flopglopple "You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off." - Zaphod "_E.T._ may be the best Disney film Disney never made." - Variety @N@ is the Kwisatz Haderach! All Earthlings, please stand up... (I will remain seated.) All those with telekenesis, raise my hand. An interstellar war can ruin your whole day. Arthur: "Where are we?" Ford: "Er... somewhere green." Coming Soon to the Sci-Fi Channel: The Life of @N@! Foolish evil doer, good must triumph over evil even in fiction! -EWJim He is diagonally parked in a parallel universe. His name is Rimmer. Or Smeghead. Or Molecule-mind. Or ... I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes ... I'm not a number. I'm a freemason! Old galactic hitchhikers never die - they just throw in the towel. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle science fiction. Science Fiction - a mind-altering substance! Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensional travel. Thank you for making a simple door very happy ... The seminar on Advanced Time Travel will be held a week ago. The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here? Trilogy (n). Series of three books, sometimes more. Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955 We're in the middle of a Seldon Crisis. What is E.T. short for? Because his legs are only a few inches long! Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Science Fiction! X-Files? No... They're downstairs. We're the Y-Files. You couldn't get me on Mars if it were the last place on Earth! [end tags] .------------------------------------------------. Paul Andinach | "I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | `------------------------------------------------' ... "Ivy," he said, "you're turning into a penguin. Stop it." --- EzyBlueWave/2 V1.49b2 00F90050 * Origin: CPBBS * 61-8-9370-5831 * 1k2 - 33k6 Baud! (3:690/682) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00008 Date: 03/23/98 From: BOBBY QUEEN Time: 05:48am \/To: ANDRE KACZMAREK (Read 2 times) Subj: Motorsport Tags Howdy Andre! In a note to Alle <03/20/19> Andre Kaczmarek scribbled: AK> Hi there AK> Iam searching for Motorsport taglines, like NASCAR, Formula 1 or the AK> FedEx(CART, IndyCar) series. Here is the list that I have mainly 99.9 percent NASCAR. "All my dreams have come true." - Terry Labonte, 1996 Champ! "Have you outdriven a Ford, lately?" "See you at the races" ==(O-o\ "See you at the races" >>>>>>>>>>(O-o\ ################## Finish Line ##################. #24 Jeff Gordon and the Daytona 500 both WINNERS! #37 Rodney Orr 1960-1994, 1993 NASCAR Goody's Dash Champion (A)bort (R)erty (G)o to the races _/o\(*)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< o(*)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< o(*)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< -o\\\(*)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< -o\\\(*)<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< -o(*)'<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< 96 NASCAR Manufacturers' Champion: Chevrolet 17wins 17poles Actually, Ford dominated the NASCAR circuit in 1997. :) Alan Kulwicki 1954-1993, 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion Am I in heaven yet? No, its just NASCAR Winston Cup!!! And now we're doing 120, as fast as I can go. NOT! And on the 7th day there was NASCAR. Bobby Queen: Winner '96 RaceNet Pick3+ Contest! Chevrolet, The HEARTBEAT of America. Chevy guy: "Yep, I'd know those Ford tail lights anywhere." Dale Earnhardt and Chevy, It just don't get no better! Dale Jarrett and FORD, It just don't get no better! Does Squire even watch the race he is calling? Don't put all your Andretti's in one race. Don't they call him Million Dollar Jeff????????? Driving Tips: Fireman like it when you race alongside them. Driving is existing. Racing is LIVING! Driving is existing. Speed is LIVING. _/0--'-0/=~ Earnhardt is good but Rusty is better!!! Go #2 crew! Ease down, Thunder Cloud - Tom to his race car Eau Rouge: The very best corner in all of racing. Ernie Irvan and FORD, It just don't get no better! Ford guy: "Yep, I'd know those Chevy tail lights anywhere." FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps Forrest Earnhardt: Rusty ran over my box of chocolates! Forrest Earnhardt: Spencer ran over my box of chocolates! Friends don't let friends drive Chevys Friends don't let friends drive Fords Friends don't let friends drive Pontiacs Geco, what do you mean, you came in third in a two car race? Get the camera off me...Show the RACE! Getting run over by a race car can ruin your whole day!!!! Go D.E. #3! 7-time NASCAR Winston Cup Champion GO Fast...TURN Left...GO Fast...TURN Left...GO Fast... Go hit the pace car, you hit everything else! Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer Go! Go Speed Racer... He's a demon on wheels... God does own a race team and Roger Penske runs them. Happiness is attending an IndyCar race.. Have you eaten any Chevy dust, lately? Have you eaten any Ford dust, lately? Have you eaten any Pontiac dust, lately? Have you eaten any Chevy dust, lately? Mark Martin has! Have you eaten any Ford dust, lately? Jeff Gordon has! Have you eaten any Pontiac dust, lately? Dale Earnhardt has! Have you pushed a Ford lately? He must have used a Robert Yates engine again.. hahhahaha Heard the eternal footman bought himself a bike to race. Hey, Jeff Gordon Don't they call you Million Dollar Jeff? Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile How about "Million Dollar Wonder Boy" #24 RULEZ! If they can't rub sheetmetal, it ain't racin'. If you can't pass em.....Tag em!!! If you can't pass em...CHEAT! If you can't win the race, knock the other guy into the wall If you have a GM product, ...you need a GOODWRENCH. It was just one of them racin' deals! Jeff Gordon and Chevy, It just don't get no better! Jeff Gordon and DUPONT, It just don't get no better! Jeff Gordon -- Bringing NASCAR into the 21st Century! Jeff Gordon -- Taking NASCAR into the 21st Century! Jeff Gordon -- The Dale Earnhardt of the 21st Century! Jeff Gordon -- The Dale Earnhardt of the 90's! Jeff Gordon -- The future of NASCAR has to start somewhere! Jeff Gordon -- The NASCAR Driver of the 21st Century! Jeff Gordon -- The NASCAR Driver of the 90's! Million Dollar Wonder Boy! Jeff Gordon and Dupont rulez! Move Over Bill. Here comes Million Dollar Jeff! NASCAR - Everything else is just a game! NASCAR - Where speed excels! NASCAR Always Pushing The Envelope! NASCAR Racing League: 3500 lbs. of HEAVY METAL! Be there! NASCAR fans do it at high speeds>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NASCAR-the only way to travel NASCAR...everything else is just racing! NASCAR: Not Another Senseless Confusing Altered Rulebook? NASCAR: The Ultimate in Motorsports. NO WIMPS allowed between EARNHARDT & the wall! Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something. Race Car spelled backwards is raC ecaR. RaceNet - The Electronic Speedway! Racers do it in the DIRT! Real Racing: When The Green Flag Drops, The Bull Stops. Real Sports Cars don't have back seats ! Rob Moroso 1968-1990, 1989 Busch Grand National Champion Rodney Orr 1960-1994, 1993 NASCAR Goody's Dash Champion Rubbin' is Racin' Rusty Wallace, 1989 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion! Terry Labonte, 1984 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion! Terry Labonte, 1996 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion! Texas Motor Speedway - a wreck waiting to happen! Texas Motor Speedway where wrecking is a way of life! Texas Speedway open while track is being repaired! That's racing... The QualityCareFordCreditThunderbird ran great today! The TexacoHavolineMacToolsFordThunderbird ran great! The ValvolineCumminsDieselFordThrundebird ran great! The most famous words in racing:Gentlemen start your engines! The most famous words in racing; "Mario is slowing down..." The race can't start until the fat lady sings. There'd be no race driver's if it wasn't for the CAR! They're good, but they can't get in the race in Japan. This is your modem powered by Chevy u++e|+ NO CARRIER This is your modem powered by Ford u++e|+ NO CARRIER This is your modem powered by Pontiac u++e|+ NO CARRIER This is your modem with GM parts u++e|+ NO CARRIER Watch Out For Spencer, He's Spinning.Oh..S#!t !!! We interrupt this marriage to bring you the racing season. When we're equal elewhere, cubic inches win. Who needs a life? I've got NASCAR! Pontiac guy: "Yep, I'd know those Ford tail lights anywhere." If you're getting your back bumper beat off you ain't going fast enough!!! With half the race gone, there is half the race still to go! Motor-racing: The only true sport, the rest are just games. Chevrolet - USA1 Then, how did Chevrolet win more races, over the last 10 years? "The sun never sets on British race cars!" Don't worry about Dale Earnhardt, he's not counted out yet. Before we all forget, Ernie was the cause of DE's big crash last year. We took a pounding out there at times, but this Chevy Truck stayed strong. Looks like the 97 team is about to gel...#8 coming up. 96 NASCAR Manufacturers' Champion: Chevrolet 17wins 17poles He don't win one this year, He'll never get #8!!!! Keep in touch and remember #24 rules!!!! #24 Jeff Gordon Jeff Gordon wins the Daytona 500 - 2-16-1997, in a Chevy Monte Carlo. 24,5,25 = 1,2,3 at Daytona 500 - Feb 16, 1997 Earnhardt will win a couple of races this year and you say he is washed up? Get real. Yes, only a couple of wins IS washed up for Dale Earnhardt. Even an aging Earnhardt is better then most. Old Ironhead still has a bit of fight left in him....:-) "A Super Speedway is one with flush toilets." B.France,Sr Don't put all your Andretti's in one race. See ya at the races! It's easier to drive an empty track than one filled with 42 other cars Chevy Sweeps NASCAR Championships - 1996 P.S. #3 will NEVER win Daytona 500 The race can't start until the fat lady sings. Hey! How about Ernie giving someone a ford enema today? The NASCAR deal of racing to the yellow didn't help either. URA Redneck if you think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida. Texas is Earnhardt country. Dale certainly had a LOT of fans at the Texas race, I don't have anything against Jeff Gordon, but, Dale Earnhardt is a better driver. Who was champ in 94? Hint, it wasn't Gordon. It was Dale Earnhardt, while driving a '94 Chevy Lumina. :-) "Until we hit the wall, it was a great test" "See the USA in a Chevrolet" Daytona 500 = 19, Dale Earnhardt = 0 (1997) Jeff Gordon wins Rockingham - 2-23-1997, in a Chevy Monte Carlo. Bow Tie Racers, Been There, WON That! Texas Speedway open while track is being repaired! Texas Motor Speedway - a wreck waiting to happen! "Texas Motor Speedway..Village Of The Damned" Who's your favorite Winston Cup driver? Mines Jeff Gordon! And the winner is #24, Jeff Gordon!!! Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES! Texas Motor Speedway where wrecking is a way of life! Remember folks #24 and Jeff Gordon rules!!!! Jeff Gordon to Dale Earnhardt... I'm not Intimidated... If you can't win the race, knock the other guy into the wall Jeff Gordon and Chevy, It just don't get no better! Alan Kulwicki 1954-1993, 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion Chevy wins the 1996 Winston West Manufacturer's Championship at Las Vegas. Chevrolet, The HEARTBEAT of America thats todays Chevrolet! NASCAR: Not Another Senseless Confusing Altered Rulebook? Rick Hendrick 24,5,25 = 1,2,3 at Daytona 500 - Feb 16, 1997 He took a pounding out there, but his Chevy stayed strong. "If You Can't Run With The Top Dogs, Stay On The Porch!!" If you can't win the race, knock the other guy into the wall Does your intimidator image ride a tractor? Does your intimidator image ride a tractor? DE #3 does! DE #3 rides a John Deere & plows fields in shape of tracks:) My keyboard has an F1 key. Where's the NASCAR KEY? "Who are those guys?" - Dale Earnhardt, 7 time Win Cup Champ. Dirt is for racing, asphalt is for getting there! "See you at the races" >>>>>>>>>>(O-o\ NO WIMPS allowed between EARNHARDT & the wall! Old Ironhead still has a bit of fight left in him....:-) There'd be no race driver's if it wasn't for the CAR! Alan Kulwicki 1954-1993, 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion "Until we hit the tires, it was a great qualifying run." #24 Jeff Gordon at Martinsville spring 1997 both WINNERS! And on the 7th day there was NASCAR. And the winner is #10, Ricky Rudd!!! #24 Jeff Gordon at Rockingham spring 1997 both WINNERS! Am I in heaven yet? No, its just NASCAR Winston Cup!!! Alan Kulwicki, 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Champion! #24 Jeff Gordon at Bristol spring 1997 both WINNERS! #24 Jeff Gordon at Rockingham spring 1997 both WINNERS! Jeff Gordon pulls out the "R&D Test Car" and smokes his bags GO Fast...TURN Left...GO Fast...TURN Left...GO Fast.... FORMULA ONE RACERS come too fast and in laps NASCAR Racing League: 3500 lbs. of HEAVY METAL! Be there! Getting run over by a race car can ruin your whole day!!!! "Here Comes Spencer..Hello Walls !!" Get the camera off me...Show the RACE! Jeff Gordon and Chevy, It just don't get no better! Love NASCAR racing? AREAFIX NASCAR echo today!!! Dale Earnhardt: Looking for 8 in 1998! Visions of Chevy Race Cars danced in his head. Bobby Queen ... NASCAR...everything else is just racing! --- Platinum Xpress/386/Wildcat! v1.3e * Origin: Home of the "NASCAR" Bulletins 704-434-8904 (1:18/178) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3T00009 Date: 03/23/98 From: CO-MODERATOR Time: 06:24am \/To: BOBBY SAYLOR (Read 2 times) Subj: MODERATION! -=> On 03-21-98 10:05, Bobby Saylor said to Silvia Arrojo,<=- -=>"About Cortan Las Lineas!!!...,"<=- Bobby; [Snips] SA> **************** NO DEJES QUE TE SAQUEN DE LINEA! ********************** SA> SA> BBS Fundacion Facultad de Medicina ... BS> ENGLISH ONLY!!!!!! You have to sign a message like that "THE MODERATOR", are you? This has already been taken care of! 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