--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3M00000 Date: 03/16/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 10:36am \/To: CRAIG HUTCHISON (Read 2 times) Subj: Amiga Tags -=> Quoth the Hutchison, "Amiga Tags" <=- RF> Kamek the TagKoopa here, looking for Anti-Amiga and Amiga-Bashing RF> taglines... Please reply ASAP, I'll give you anything I've got. TIA RF> ^_^ CH> 1998 The year the AMIGA comes of age. CH> 486 to 286 conversion kit now available. Call Microsoft. CH> 50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088. CH> A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. Not quite what I was looking for, but thanks for the reply anyway. [i] AOLSD address: (SlrAlpha@aol.com) ... Amiga multitasking - Can act as a paper weight AND a door stop. >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 I recognize the Green Frog. 28/3 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Kimagure Kafe (1:106/1725) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3M00001 Date: 03/16/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 10:38am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: SYSOP.TAG [1/2] >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> Quoth the Honsberger, "Taglines" <=- SH> taglines.. Would anyone be so kind as to send me taglines with the SH> following subjects? SH> Sysop/BBS related DUPE WARNING: NOT DUPE CHECKED USE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!  Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's  "I used to be SysOp, but I'm all right nooOOOOOwwwwwwww!!!!" "Old SysOps never die, they just run out of HD space." (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (D)rop Carrier (K)ill SysOp (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (D)rop Carrier, (K)ill SysOp. (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ire CoSysOp +[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-) ----FOR SYSOP USE ONLY----Do not write below this line. -Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! 4 of 5 SysOps prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange. A female SysOp is a SysOpette! A fool and his money are SysOp material. A fool and his money soon become a SysOp! A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his/her board. A SysOp and his mind are soon parted. A SysOp and her mind are soon parted. A SysOp and his money are soon parted. A SysOp's husband is a lonely one ... A SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds. A SysOp's wife is a lonely one ... After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a SysOp. All SysOps are NOT user friendly! Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our SysOps & Moderators! Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL! Bad or Missing SYSOP BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!) BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)? BBS Menu: (L)eech files (G)ripe to SysOp (D)rop carrier BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you SysOp access! BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work Be kind to animals - hug a SysOp!!! Become a SysOp and never see the world! Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life. Best way to get LOTS of FREE files: Become a SysOp! Blondes AND women AND nurses can be SysOps, too! Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks? Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded. Caution! SysOp under pressure! Computer missing, notify SysOp! CoSysOp Wanted: Must have good oral skills. Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby! DANGER: The moderator is also the SysOp! Darn. I thought SysOping was a hobby. Def. of Master: NOT THIS SYSOP!!! Definition of "god" (Proper n.): 1) SysOp 2) Moderator Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she 𵾪 NO CARRIER Do your good deed for the day. Bribe a SysOp. Don't let that jerk back on your BBS--Voice Verify! DUMBSYSOP ERROR - (R)estart Brain, (A)bort, (B)lush<<< DURACELL.BAT arced. SysOp is shocked! Echo Mail is my life... Oh ghod, somebody shoot me! Error in Finding COLDBEER.CAN -- SysOp Not Loaded. Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was hers? Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was his? Fatal Database Error #10070: late for work FATAL ERROR #10070: SysOp late for work FIDO lie: NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and SysOps don't read them. For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M. For SysOps only! Do not write below this line! Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! -Rhett SysOp Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user. Get back at your enemies! Make them SysOps! GUTS: Putting "SysOp" in your twit filter! Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter. Have you hugged your SysOp today? Have you said "THANKS" to your SysOp today? Heard that the SysOp likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$ NO CARRIER Hell knows no fury like a pissed off SysOp. Help stampout 'smart mouthed' SysOps! Hey Rocky - watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat! Hey SysOp! You'd better upgrade me or el%$^&%NO CARRIER Hey, Mz. SysOp, Upgrade me or %$^&NO CARRIER I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore. I believe in the Divine Rights of SysOps. I don't exist. The SysOp types all this in. I don't HAVE a real life. I'm a BBS addict. I forward my paychecks to my SysOp. I love the smell of Echomail in the morning! I shot the Moderator. I AM the SysOp, didn't shoot myself. I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Moderator. I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator I typed FORMAT COM1: and killed a SysOp! I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time. If money talks then being a SysOp is pretty quiet! If money talks, being a SysOp is pretty quiet! If spouses ever unite, SysOps will be in trouble. If SysOp doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt. If SysOps were really smart, they'd be users! If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the co-SysOp! Ignore me--I'm just trying to get locked-out of the net. Is a SysOp with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ?? Is the SysOp looking? No? Great, now I ca.. NO CARRIER It's 3:30 A.M. Do you know where your mail is? It's nearly 3am., just what WERE you expecting?!? Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today! Just being a SysOp qualifies you for the Butterfly Nets. Kiss the SysOp... or threaten her! :-} Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup! Mail found: Praise SysOp! Mail not found. (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack SysOp. Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame SysOp. Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame SysOp. Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame SysOp. Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack SysOp. Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am. Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's Me Sexist ? Why some of my best friends are SC members ! Me Sexist ? Why some of my best friends are sysosp ! MENU: (L)eech Files, (C)omplain To SysOp, (D)rop Carrier. Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's My SysOp can beat up your SysOp! My SysOp can kick your SysOp's a#$*#*!@#*$ NO CARRIER My SysOp is such a $&*@!@#*% NO CARRIER MY SysOp lets me say things like [ C E N S O R E D ] Netmail doesn't exist; the SysOp types all this in! Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp (Or *ME*!!!) Never argue with a skunk, mule, female, or a SysOp. Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp. Node missing, notify NC! None of you exist. The SysOp types all this in. None of you exists. My SysOp types all this in! Not all SysOps are user friendly! Nothing in policy implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement! OFF-line mail makes SysOps happy. Page your SysOp at 3am and learn new words. Pirated tagline. Contact the author, then the cops and SysOp. Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your SysOp. Please return SysOp to original upright position. Please wait... SysOp has exited to ... Policy does not imply that sanity is a SysOp requirement. Preserve an endangered species: Female SysOps Question and die, sayeth the SYSOP! Real SysOps know how to spell. Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp. Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a SysOp is watching you. Runtime Error #09893398459: SysOp Crazy. Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access! Sleep... The thing "some" SysOps go without, cuz BSing is too fun;-) So c'mon, let's SEE a SysOp with a suntan! Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now. NO SYSOPS! SYSOP (n): The person laughing as you type. SysOp Dies, .GIF at 11. SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept. SysOp has Substance Abuse problem!! Not enough Coffee!!! :) SysOp Justification No.1: Because I'm the SysOp; that's why! SysOp not available. This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy. SysOp not found avort reck havoc

lunder SysOp not found! Please notify computer. SysOp requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode. SYSOP \'sis op\ n: the person laughing as you type. SysOp! Your BBS gave me a "Printer Out Of Paper" error! SysOp's die at an early age...murdered by their wives. SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch. SysOp's read minds. But QWKly, very, very QWKly! SysOp(n): see also God, Dictator, Egotist. SysOp, SysOppi, SysOparama, the sys-meister, SYSOP! SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures. SysOp: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures. SysOp: (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty. SysOp: One who reconfigures. SysOp: Person with a parity error between the ears. SysOp: The guy laughing at your typing. SysOp: (noun) One who reconfigures. SysOp: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bsene (P)ictures. SysOp: One who likes watching others use their computer. SYSOP: Provider of bombs, viruses and virus scanners. SysOp: pupa stage of a Moderator. SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing! SysOp:A person who likes watching others use his computer SysOping Not just an adventure, it's a job.. SysOping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. SysOping: It's not just an adventure; it's a job! SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer. SysOping: It's not just an adventure; it's a job! SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer. SysOping: Not just an adventure, it's a job. SysOps are guilty of baudy behavior. SysOps are the Phone Companies favorite people. SysOps can cut your access if you really piss them off bad. SysOps die at a young age - murdered by their wives! SysOps do it as a nightly event. SysOps do it moderately. SysOps don't MAKE misteaks - just arrors! SysOps just like to watch. SysOps must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room. SysOps never die, they just go offline! SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way! SysOps: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. SysOps; the undoing of Big Brother. System not found. Please notify the SYSOP. TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP Take a SysOp to lunch, s/he's probably broke. Temporary SysOp access granted! Thank God for SysOps! But why do they DO IT? Thanks for all you do as SysOp to make the net a good one The problem can't be mine. I am the SysOp. The problem can't be mine. I'm the CoSysOp! The sound of a SysOp reading mail The SysOp *made* me do it! The SysOp of MY board is better than yours! The tagline I put here was good, so the SysOp deleted it. This is your SysOp. ôs s ou ssop ug. True, SysOps are not all amiable--but it's _THEIR_ BBS! User - A term used by SysOps. See "idiots" >>> Continued to next message... --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Kimagure Kafe (1:106/1725) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3M00002 Date: 03/16/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 10:38am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: SYSOP.TAG [2/2] >>> Part 2 of 2... Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. Wanna give Fido fits? Address your message to "SYSOP!" Warning! Scan shows SysOp in nearby area! Look innocent! We'll have fun fun fun till the NetOp takes the Echo away We'll have fun fun fun till the SysOp takes the Echo away. Welcome to insanity, on the right is the SysOps console What does please enter your sex mean Mr. SysOp? ... NO CARRIER Would you buy a used car from THIS SysOp? You can't page the SysOp! This is OFF-LINE EXPRESS! You forget! You are talking to a SYSOP here! You know you're in trouble when your SYSOP grounds you. Your sister dates a SysOp! Nyaah-nyaah. Your SysOp is paging you. Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to answer. [ This space for rent - contact your SysOp ] [X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user [X]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt. Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80586 or an IBM. Windows for sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon. Tremble, thou heathen; the SysOp cometh! Sysop not found! Please notify computer. YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP! SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures. Want a stupid answer? Ask your sysop! "It smells like crayons." "It's from my Sysop, then." Honor thy SysOp as thy self. Have you bugged your Sysop today? Well, it was either get a life, or be a sysop... Bad or missing Sysop, free files in all areas. Nice Products make Nice SysOps "Hell hath no fury like a pissed off SysOp." Caution! SysOp under pressure! Happiness is Being A SysOp Sysop's revenge - turning on strange mail areas for unsuspecting users Real Sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems Can I Kill My Users??? [i] AOLSD address: (SlrAlpha@aol.com) ... If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing. >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 Founder and CEO, Minions Are Us 29/3 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Kimagure Kafe (1:106/1725) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3M00003 Date: 03/16/98 From: CO-MODERATOR Time: 07:14am \/To: DENIS BURKE (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines -=> On 03-15-98 08:21, Denis Burke said to Stewart Honsberger,<=- -=>"About Taglines...,"<=- -=> Quoting Stewart Honsberger to All <=- Hi, Dennis; DB> Hello Stew....my sysop has had this sub for about a week now DB> and no one has posted....GREAT TO SEE someone in here...... It probably took a few days for the AREAFIX message to get from your SysOp up to wherever it was turned on, and then for the mail to start flowing. [Snip] SH> Windoze (Bashing - What else?) At 10 messages a day, (the liit), I have enough to last for a couple of weeks! :-> ... SH> Adult Oriented DB> I've got bunches, but don't think we can post em'....can we? Are you familiar with "the seven words you can't say on TV"? You can't use them here, either. (This IS a family echo). DB> BTW. I'm new here, in return, can you tell me who the DB> moderators are and where I can get a copy of the rules? The Moderator is Barry Blaes, and I am the Co-Moderator. The rules are posted twice a month by the Moderator, and you should see them in a day or two if you haven't already. DB> The following msgs. will contain all the tags I have regarding your DB> subjects, so I hope I will not be moderated for not putting tags in DB> this post. We'll let it pass this time. ;-} Thanks for joining the echo, and Happy Tagging! Ivy Iverson, Co-Moderator, TAGLINES. ... "Mudhole? Slimy? My echo this is!" -Moderator Yoda ... * <- Tribble * <- Official Moderator's Deadly Ninja Throwing NerfStar ... 1st Myth of Moderation: It's not needed. 2nd Myth: It's needed. ... Ahhhh... No Moderator! Lets chat about CAMPIN@#$%& NO CARRIER -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3M00004 Date: 03/17/98 From: ORVILLE BULLITT Time: 05:59pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: LARGEST COLLECTION One of the largest collection of tagilnes that I know of is at http://www.brandonu.ca/~ennsnr/Tags. I contributed over 250,000 taglines to Neil's collection. He is now fast approaching 300,000! Enjoy, Orville Bullitt --- Maximus 2.02 * Origin: Ramblin' Roots * Miami, FL * (305) 221-1571 * HST* (1:135/54) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3M00005 Date: 03/18/98 From: CRAIG MEEKINS Time: 09:34am \/To: ORVILLE BULLITT (Read 2 times) Subj: LARGEST COLLECTION * MOOD: Always bent outta shape)( Quotes from the original message written at 17:59:00 on 17-Mar-98 OB> One of the largest collection of tagilnes that I know of is at OB> http://www.brandonu.ca/~ennsnr/Tags. OB> I contributed over 250,000 taglines to Neil's collection. He Are these separated into different areas; for example: Babylon 5 Compression Star Trek Thanks. C Meekins -Internet: cmeekins@viperlink.net .!. I once tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked...... --- Terminate 5.00/Pro TerMail/QWK Terminate point system * Origin: Get All Your Fido Here! telnet://docsplace.dynip.com (1:3603/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3M00006 Date: 03/18/98 From: MYRA I FOX Time: 01:48pm \/To: PAUL ANDINACH (Read 2 times) Subj: Doctor Who Taglines -=>Quoting Paul Andinach to Myra I Fox<=- PA> ... Gallifrey? Is that in Ireland? MIF> Can't tell if you're joking or not . PA> Long-running joke. First debuted about 1977. Ok.... that was before I had heard of the Doctor. PA> was asking for more information on the origin and context of the PA> specific tagline. Dunno whose tagline it was, I lifted it from the WHO echo sometime in the past few years. These are from Artimus Brown (hope I spelled his name right!) "I imagine you have orders to destroy me." Doctor #2 "An apple a day keeps the uh...no, never mind." Doctor #5 "Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing." Doctor #4 "I will cause you more trouble than you bargained for." Doctor #1 "I hate computers, and I refuse to be bullied by them." Doctor #2 Query: Does this information have any practical value? - K9 MIF> Come, Doctor! It's as easy as pie! --The Master, 5 Doctors. PA> That's not what he said. He said "It's as easy as ." Good enough if you go phonetically and appreciate the pun... especially since I have *no* idea where the pi symbol is . MIF> Garcon! Three glasses of water. Make them doubles. PA> Don't recognise that one either. From the episode where TomDoc and Romana are in Paris... I can't remember the title. The others I can't recall specific episodes... they were either jotted down by me and used as taglines or borrowed from the WHO echo. You've been a Doctor Who fan longer than me... ... Well to coin a phrase, Whoops!- Kryten --- RA/FD/FMail * Origin: The Eclectic Fox = Memphis,Tn., USA = 1-901-327-1008 (1:123/101) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3N00000 Date: 03/17/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:40am \/To: DAVE CRAWFORD (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/2] Amiga Tags ;-} >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> On 03-16-98 09:42, Dave Crawford said to Ivy Iverson,<=- -=>"About [2/2] Amiga Tags...,"<=- Hi, Dave; DC> Cleaned, dupe-checked, etc your amiga file added it to my own, and DC> here they are, 187 of them. GREAT! Thanks! They have been assimilated into my ever-expanding file room. 8-} Only one SLIGHT problem: My system can only handle 200 line messages MAX. The last thing I got was: DC> Special sig created just for AMIGAGAMES area! Because, if your sig is DC> larger than 2 lines, the world will end! So this sig ends right over DC> here -------> . Oh well... I got all the tags, I guess that's what's important, right? But in the future, please break your posts at about 120 lines, so everyone can see all of them, ok? Many thanks! Catch you later... Happy Tagging. Ivy I looked in another file and found these, both pro- and con-... There may be some dupes from the other list... Enjoy! Amiga: A Merely Insignificant Games Addition. 1:IBM RULES 2:Amiga RULES 3:Mac RULES 1 and 2:Shuttup, moron. 32 digital 16-bit voices... that's either 8 Amigas or 1 GUS! A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. Adios, Amiga! AGT ... A Good Thing ...and... AmiGa Technologies. AmiBW: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. Amiga's are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels U Can't Remove Running an Amiga is like typing Esperanto on a Dvorak keyboard. "Petro I want the Amiga." - Manfred Schmitt ESCOM "Where Do You Want To Be Tomorrow? - POWER AMIGA - That's Where!" 1996: Amiga's Revenge! 1996: The Amiga goes from myth from the past to legend in its own time. 1996: The year Amiga becomes more popular than television (with some). 1996: The year of Intuition. 1996: The year of the Amiga adventure. 1996: The year of the new Amiga monitors. 1996: The year the A1000 is recognized as the best computer ever! 1996: The year the Amiga comes of age. 1996: The year the Amiga comes up to speed. 1996: The year the Amiga made new friends. 1996: The year the Amiga pulled the curtains. 1996: The year the computer world becomes more Amiga-Friendly. 42? 7 million years and you say 42? My Amiga said that yesterday! AGA? Why?!? Isn't ECS good enough for you? Amiga - The computer for 2001 and beyond today. Amiga - We will we will ROCK you!!! Amiga - Where you want to be tommorrow. AMIGA = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Animations! Amiga Computers: Dividing properly since 1985! Amiga does more with a 68000 than a PC with a Pentium & gets it right! Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a 33 MHz 80486! Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a Pentium! Amiga has better and faster windows! Amiga made it possible Commodore made it dead ESCOM made it perfection. Amiga made it possible Commodore made it dead Escom revived it! Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh IBM-breath... it's PAID for! :-) "Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh Mac-breath... it's PAID for! :-) "AMIGA RULES. No arguments. Amiga Walker: More than one step ahead! Amiga computers for people who want more than just a PC. Amiga it's a kind of magic. Amiga: "4000 reasons" why friends don't let friends do WindoesN'T. Amiga: (M)otorola (M)agic!!! Amiga: 2 * 2 = 4 Pentium: 2 * 2 4 Amiga: A friend that teaches you something new every day. Amiga: After all "Mac" and "IBM" aren't Spanish for "girlfriend". AMIGA: Alive and Kicking A**!!! AMIGA: Another Mega Identity Going Awsome Amiga: At the dawn of the new millenium. Amiga: Awesome Stereo Sound NO CARD REQUIRED!!! Amiga: GUI? Multitasking? Been there. Done that. Amiga: Making multimedia computers since 1985! Amiga: No Intel inside. Amiga: No Intel Inside. Thank the Gods! Amiga: See for yourself why! Amiga: Stereo quality sound - WITHOUT an expansion card! Amiga: THE Computer For The Creative Mind! Amiga: The computer with a /real/ fanclub. Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence! Amiga: The first computer to interact with cable! AMIGA: The FIRST word in computers! Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer! Amiga: Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC!!!! Amiga: Where sound and graphics are _not_ an after-thought... Amiga: automatic electronic apparatus for making calculations and friends AmigaDOS ... 32-bit beauty that's more than just skin-deep. AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS as Blue Wave is to QWK. AmigaDOS: A hole in one on a PAR 5 AmigaDOS: Still THE Best 32-bit Object Orientated Operating System! AmigaDOS: The ONLY true multitasking operating system! AmigaDOS: The _ULTIMATE_ GUI!!! Amigas take a lickin' but keep on kickin'! AmyBW Q-Blue & Thor: AMIGA Blue Wave Offline Mail Readers! An old father MS-DOS sits down while a young boy Amiga starts his round. Animaniacs - Only AMIGA makes them possible!!! Are you a Team AMIGA Member yet? Blue Wave is to QWK as AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS. Brought to you by A500 Q-Blue v2.1 & Supra 33.6k modem! C:AMIGADOS/KICK_OS2s_AS* C:\WINDOWS\CRAWL C:AMIGADOS/REALLY_MULTITASK/BLOW_WINDOWS_AWAY CD32 the computer Commodore should have designed instead of the A500. Computers are tools but the Amiga is an instrument. Doink it wit mien Amigahousenmarkenwasserdoozer! Get that PC off my bridge Number One! Bring the Amiga! >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3N00001 Date: 03/17/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 06:40am \/To: DAVE CRAWFORD (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/2] Amiga Tags ;-} >>> Part 2 of 2... HELP! I've fallen and I can't reach my AMIGA! Hold it! One false move and the dh0: drive gets it!! I think therefore I Amiga. I thought a CON: was a trick until I discovered Amiga! I thought a port was a harbor town until I discovered Amiga! I thought a process was a legal action until I discovered Amiga! I thought power was in politics until I discovered Amiga! I thought that cables were TV-networks until I discovered Amiga! I wonder if your local cable company is a famous Amiga user. I'm hopelessly addicted to my Amiga and modem! I'm hopelessly addicted to my Amiga my modem and Star Trek!!! I'm morphing Animaniacs in another window. Amigas. Jay Miner is dead. :-( Long live the AMIGA!!! Join the multimedia revolution...Check out & Buy an AMIGA! MS-DOS=Republican MacIntosh=Democrat Amiga=anarchist My other two computers are also made by Commodore! NEWSFLASH! 1995: IBM PCs move one step closer to a 1985 Amiga OS! Only Amiga makes it possible. Q-Blue v2.1 [#136]: The Few. The Proud. The Registered! Q-Blue v2.1: Getting Better all the time! Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga. Q-Blue: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. Rebel is an attitude that seperates Amiga's from pc's! Thank God for Jay Miner. Otherwise I'd be stuck with a Macintosh. The Amiga had it _right_ from the start! It took 10 yrs for Win 95... Well yeah an Amiga COULD run Windows. But why?... What would I do if I didn't have an Amiga? Buy an Amiga! Where do _I_ want to go today? Why straight to my AMIGA of course! Why is Amiga better? No Intel inside that's why. Why settle for less than Q-Blue? Window's down. (C) Crash (Q) Quit (G) Get an Amiga! Windows - from the people who brought you AmigaBASIC. Windows 95: what Amiga has always had! DOS: White bread * Mac: White bread and gravy * Amiga: purple mushrooms DOS: Catholic Church * Mac: Scientology * Amiga: Pagan Sex Magic DOS: 1968 Volkswagon * Mac: 1972 Triumph Spitfire * Amiga: '32 Indian DOS: Amtrack * Mac: ValueJet * Amiga: Hindenburg DOS: John F. Kennedy * Mac: Richard Nixon * Amiga: Warren G. Harding DOS: Missionary position * Mac: Doggy style * Amiga: Crossdressing DOS: Brunette * Mac: Blonde * Amiga: Tie dyed DOS: o2 * Mac: Co2 * Amiga: H2So4 DOS: Allman Brothers * Mac: Herbie Hancock * Amiga: cats in heat DOS: Accounting * Mac: Desktop Publishing * Amiga: Ritual sacrifices DOS: "Yes." * Mac: "Maybe." * Amiga: "What was the question?" DOS: Foreplay * Mac: Sex * Amiga: "I have a headache." DOS: Sex with a blonde * Mac: Sex with a redhead * Amiga: Playboy DOS: pretty functional * Mac: pretty pictures * Amiga: pretty strange DOS: cordless * Mac: cellular * Amiga: two tin cans tied together DOS: nightgown * Mac: lingerie * Amiga: flannel jammies DOS: black silk teddy * Mac: blue satin bustier * Amiga: clown suit DOS: Alvarez guitar * Mac: Conn Trumpet * Amiga: Pershing Kazoo DOS: Classic Rock * Mac: Cool Jazz * Amiga: "mary had a little lamb..." DOS: CDs * Mac: 8 track * Amiga: Edison cylinders IBM virus scan: Amiga found - delete? (Y/y) -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3N00002 Date: 03/18/98 From: WILLIAM ECKARD Time: 03:33am \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Wanted Hacker taglines..... I am looking for taglines on the Hacker topic..... If anyone has any files with these please let me know..... --- Renegade v5-11 exp * Origin: Killaz 'R' US AllFix Beta Team Member (1:208/403)