--------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00003 Date: 03/15/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 08:02pm \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Windows Tags URA Redneck if You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car. URA Redneck if you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be. URA Redneck if you roll down the car window after sex. Ura Redneck if you throw a can out the window and your wife shoots it! URA Redneck if your car window is a Hefty bag. URA Redneck if your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window. Ura Redneck if, After making love you ask your date to roll down the window. Ura Redneck if, you have a Hefty bag for a car passenger window. Ura Redneck if, You have a Hefty bag for a passenger side window on your car. Ura Redneck if, You have a Hefty bag for a passenger side window on your. Ura Redneck if, You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your ar. Ura Redneck if, Your local funeral home has a neon sign in the window. URA Redneck if: you have a hefty bag instead of a passenger window. URA Redneck if: you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should. URA Redneck if: You have a Hefty-bag for a passenger side window. Use 2 computers to Multitask in Windows. Use Desqview (Windows breaks very easily). Use old reliable DOS-Plus to keep your Windows un-GUI. Use OS/2 even if it's only to Just Say No to Windows Use the door, don't crawl through Windows. Use The Force Luke ... but don't use Windoze. Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows. Use the Force, Luke... but not WINdoze... Use Windex On Your Windows 3.0. Use Windows to slow your 486 to 286 speeds. Using windows for thermonuclear testing. Using windows: I'm on the trailing edge of technology. Vaporware compatibility: Does DOOM/2 run under WIN95? Vaporware has versions which support Windows and OS/2. Veni, Vidi, Shelfi: I came, I saw, I stored Windows. Very Short List: List of Hospitals with Drive-Thru window Service. Video Exelerators speed up 10% of video IO, Windows Slows down 100% of CPU. Virus found - Windows95. (C)lean (W)ipe (I)nstall OS/2 Warp. Virus found! Shut the Windows and lock the DOS! Virus Scan -= Windows Found =- Delete (Y/n)? Virus Scan report... Windoze found on drive C:, Delete? (Y,y)? Virus scanner: Windows found. Remove? (Y)? Virus Scanning.... WINDOWS found. Remove? Y/N? Virus Windows found: (D)elete, (R)epair, (N)ext? Virus [WINDows 3.1] found. Disinfect? (Y/n)? Virus-checker message: MS-Windows found...delete? (Y/Y)? ViruScan - Windows found.. Remove? (Y/n)? ViruScan detects Windows/NT. Remove (Y/N)? ViruScan: Windows found - Remove? (Y/y)? ViruScan: Windows found. Disinfect? (Y/y)? VirusScan - Windows 95 found. Remove it? (Y/n)? VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)? VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y/y)? VirusScan: MS Windows found. Delete? (Y/y)? VirusScan: Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)? VirusScan: Windows v3.1 found! Remove it? (Y/y)? VMS++ == Windows/NT. W/Windows and $3000 in hardware, you can emulate an Amiga. W95: If you LOVE Windows, you're gonna hate W95. Wait.....Wait.....Wait... < WINDoze NT loading. Walk through doors, crawl through Windows. Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows! Wanna double your disk space? Delete Windows! Want a $4,000 paper weight? Run Windows on your Pentium! Want Real BAUD POWER? Go with POWER WINDOWS 28.8 Modem. Want to hear the Pope cuss? Give him Windows 95. Warning! Bill Gates virus found. Variants: Windows, MSDOS. Warning! Mild Radiation Leak! Roll Up Windows! WARNING! VIRUS FOUND! WIN95! Delete? (Y,y)? Warning! Virus [MS Windows] detected. Remove infestation (Y/N)? Warning! Virus [MS Windows] detected. Remove infestation (Y/Y)? Warning! Virus [Windows_95] found in memory. Run SCAN /CLEAN. WARNING! Windows 95 detected! Delete now [Y/n]? WARNING! Windows found! (R)emove, (D)elete, (E)rase, or (F)ormat? WARNING: Win95 Detected, combining GDI and NOD force for attack! WARNING: Win95 Detected, combining Human and Orc force for attack! Warning: Windows found -=Use Real Operating System=- Warp - the ultimate uninstall for Windows. Warp 3 Scotty, and close those damned Windows! Warp into the Future, don't just look out Windows. Warp Speed: See also: Slower Than Windows 95... Warp: Watching Microsoft become a dot in the rear Window! Warranty does not cover Windows. Washing Windows is better than running them. Waterloo, Watergate, Waterworld.... Windows95! We are Windows '95 of Borg, you will be...... We don't do Windows. We C: better. We uploaded Windows 95 to the Borg. - How barbaric! We've gotta get Windows for this thing. --Crow T. Robot. Welcome to Hell --here's your copy of Windows. Welcome to Hell sinner, here is your 386SX with Windows and Doublespace. Welcome to Hell. Here's your copy of Windows. --Satan Gates. Welcome to TWA, Mr. Fay. Aisle or Window seat. Oh, I'll just stand... Welcome to William Gates' World of Windows! Welcome to Windows. What type of bugs would you like in this session? Well, I shun you version 3 for Windows... Wesley saves the day by giving the BORG Windows 3.1 ... What did Chicago do to deserve this abuse from WINDOWS? What do DOS, QWK, VHS, and Windows have in common? What do Elvis and Windows95 have in common? Both are DEAD! What do Elvis and Windows95 have in common? Both are fat fakes! What do you mean you don't do windows? What do you mean, The window is open? What does Windows NT stands for? Nervous Technicians? What happens if you press under Windows? What happens when you roll-down the WINDOWS screen? do Bit fly out? What is brown and taps on a window? A baby in the microwave. What is the trick to doing this in Win95? WHAT!? Windows is used to do WORK!? What's pink and red and bangs on the window? A baby in the microwave. What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window? A baby in the microwave. What's the difference between Desqview and Windows? 15 megs. What's the difference between Windows and a Yugo? Nothing. What's wrong with Windows. Let me count the ways. What's your computer doing now? -Donno...WINDOWS will tell me shortly. What? I erased DOS, and now Windows won't work... What? I erased DOS, but now Windows 95 doesn't work... What?!? Windows *isn't* supposed to be a joke? When in doubt, blame it on Windows 95. When Only the Best Will Do - Windows 95. When poverty knocks at the door, love flies out the window. When you open Windows you let in bugs. When you open WINDOWS, you let BUGS in! Where did flies go to die before there were window sills? Whip me! Beat me! Make me run Windows on an XT! --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00004 Date: 03/15/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 08:02pm \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Windows Tags You're a Redneck if you have a Hefty Bag instead of a passenger window. You're not STILL using Windows are you? You're throwing it all out the Windows You've obviously never pressed under Windows. You... you uploaded Windows to the Borg?. Your brain C:\> your brain on drugs C:\WINDOWS>. Your brain: OS/2 Your brain on drugs: Windows. Your crazy if: You collect dead windowsill flies. Your eyes need a rest, go look out a window. Your Punishment: You Must Join the Windows Workgroup For a Year! Your window of opportunity has been painted shut. Yow! I threw up on my window! Yuck, Someone opened a Window, now My computer is all GUI. Yuk! My Windows Are All GUI. Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows! [C:\OS2]? Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore! `Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2). `WIMP - Windows, Icons, Mice, Pull-down menus. `Windows: proof that God has a sense of humor. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00005 Date: 03/15/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 08:04pm \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Sysop Tags  I am Sysop  Hear me ROAR!   I shot the sysop , but I didn't shoot the moderator   I shot the Sysop, but I should have shot the Moderator  Mama's Don't let your babies grow up to be Sysop's   We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away...  #858 Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! #define sysop GOD #define reality NULL (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (D)rop Carrier, (K)ill Sysop. (Hey la hey la! The Sysop's Back!) (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier? ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( - subliminal message. *** DO NOT WRITE BELOW THIS LINE *** FOR OFFICIAL SYSOP USE ONLY **** Support your local Sysop **** ******- Take a Whole Minute to Thank Your Sysop -****** *ERROR find . Sysop not loaded. *NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash... Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree. *NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Director. *NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree. *Please Wait * Sysop has exited to Dos... *Real* sysops disconnect the speakers. +[|~( Have you thanked your SysOp today? +[;-) - - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line - Chat Mode - SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line! -=> Have You Hugged Your SysOp Today.?. <=- -Chat Mode- SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds! ... I shot the sysop, I should have shot the moderator. ...shhhhh...this is a sysop zone...? /G To access the Sysop menu! /G to [G]oto Sysop menu 1024x768x256. Sounds like one MEAN sysop! 1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words... 3 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers pizza; one prefers women. 3. Thou shalt speaketh to the Sysop thy real name. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts, one prefers women but she's strange. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts. The 5th demands pizza. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers men... but he's strange. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; the 5th demands pizza. 4 of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza. 4 out of 5 sysops prefer donuts. One likes women, but she's weird. 4 out of 5 Sysops prefer donuts...1 prefers women...but she's strange. 4 out of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza. 5. Thou shalt Honor thy Sysop. 9 out of 10 rotweilers prefer sysops! 9 out of 10 Sysops prefer sledgehammers to documentation. < SYSOP Requests Chat...Press ALT-H To Activate > <<<<< Thanks, SYSOP >>>>> <<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>> @#%^#& NO CARRIER >>Run Time Error 485728403 ... Sysop Obviously Crazy<< @F, one of the folks that drive Sysops crazy! @TOFIRST@ is like a box of chocolates. --Forrest Sysop. @TOFIRST@'s one of the folks that drives sysops crazy! @TOFIRST@, one of the folks that drive Sysops crazy! @TOFIRST@, one of the folks that drives sysops crazy! A dog leads a SYSOPS life! A female Sysop is a Sysopette! A fine sysop is something to appreciate. A fool (AKA Sysop) and his money are soon parted. A fool and his money are soon another sysop. A fool and his money are soon become a Sysop. A fool and his money are soon SYSOP. A fool and his money are soon SYSOPS! A fool and his money are SYSOP material A fool and his money soon become a Sysop! A fool and his money soon becomes a Sysop. A fool and his money, will soon become a Sysop A fool with money is soon a Sysop with none! A man needs a wife - lots of things can't be blamed on sysops. A modem surfing sysop... hmmmmmm... goofy fingered or goofy lipped? A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A sysop's ends at his board. A networked SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds! A priest gets defrocked; does a Sysop get UNZIPped? A sysop AND a tagline thief. JUST SHOOT ME! A Sysop and his mind are soon parted. A Sysop and his money are soon fools. A Sysop and his money are soon parted. A Sysop and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet! A Sysop on RIME tells me to page him anytime! ... Loves it. A sysop works from sun to sun .... A Sysop's favorite educational show - Connections. A sysop's favorite wine: I wanna bigger drive! But honey, I NEEDED it! A sysop's favorite wine: I wanna bigger drive! But honey, I NEEEED it! A sysop's husband is a lonely one ... A Sysop's job is never done... A SysOp's Mind is a terrible thing to waste. A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds. A sysop's wife is a lonely one ... A Sysops chant: Users are my friends. I will try to like them. A Sysops work is never dung. A Sysops' Mind is a terrible thing to waste. A Sysops' wife is a lonely woman. A Sysops' Work Is Never Done. A tall, warm one for the Sysop, Tarbender. AARRGGHH! The Sysop is picking on me&)#*@(&#($* NO CARRIER Abandon reason, ye who become Fidonet sysops! Admit nothing, deny everything, blame the Sysop. Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things. After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a sysop. Ahh! Come on Mr. Sysop, just this one last little feature! Alex, I'll take Things Only Sysops Know for $1000. All opinions expressed solely my own. Sysop just wishes they were hers'. All opinions expressed solely my own. Sysop just wishes they were his. All opinions expressed solely my own. The sysop just wishes they were his. All sysops are not user friendly! ALL sysops are scum. All work and no play will make you a Sysop. All you folks do not exist. My sysop types all this stuff in. All you folks don't exist. My SYSOP types all this stuff. ALT-H gives you sysop access! Always listen to your Sysop. What he knows, he knows well. Always trust your sysop! He's not always right but he's Always RIGHT! Amazon Martian Sysops are the BEST! An upload a day keeps the sysop away. And if all else fails Put another megavolt INTO SYSOP! And if all else fails Put another megavolt INTO THE SYSOP! And if all else fails... Put another megavolt INTO SYSOP! And send a message to my current sysop eh? Thats fine. No problems. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00006 Date: 03/15/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 08:04pm \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Sysop Tags My sysop lets us say **** all the time. Need a worthy cause to support? How about you sysop? Need a worthy cause to support? How about your sysop? Netmail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in! Networked Sysops pick their nodes. NEURONS.COM not found. Delete Sysop? (y/n?). Never argue with a dragon or a SYSOP. Never argue with a Man, Sysop, Cat or Mule. It's worthless. Never Argue With a mule, woman, moderator, sysop, or SEANY-POO. Never argue with a skunk, a drunk, or a sysop. Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a Sysop Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a Sysop (Or *ME*!) Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a Sysop! Never argue with a skunk, mule, cat, woman, or sysop. Never argue with a skunk, mule, female or a Sysop. Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Liberal, or a Sysop. Never argue with a skunk, mule, moderator, or Sysop. Never argue with a skunk, mule, or a Sysop. Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman or Sysop! Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, or sysop. Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, sysop or cat. Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, sysop, Never Argue With a skunk, mule, woman, moderator, sysop, or Filicine. Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, or Sysop... Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, Sysop or Moderator. Never argue with a sysop who's tired or rested. Never Argue With a Woman Sysop. Never argue with a Woman, a skunk or a especially a Sysop! Never argue with a Woman, skunk or (especially) a sysop! Never argue with Barry the Sysop God. Never argue with the Divine Right of Sysops. Never argue with the Divine Rights of Sysops. Never ask a sysop to say "When." Never trust a Sysop. Never, ever argue with a skunk, mule, sysop, or woman. Never...Ever, argue with a skunk..mule..woman...or Sysop! New Mail not found. Executing Blame Sysop Sequence.. New Mail not found. Executing Blame/Flame Sysop Sequence. New mail not found. Executing Blames Sysop Sequence... New mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame sysop . . . New User <@TOFIRST@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! New User to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! New Users always find the glitch. --1st Law of Sysops. NEWS FLASH - Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree. NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Director. NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree. Newuser <@TOFIRST@> to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW! NO New Mail. Leave threatening message for Sysop? (Y/n)? No no...I'm the OTHER Sysop. No personal messages- leave threatening message to Sysop? Nobody nodes the troubles I've seen, nobody knows my sysops. Nobody's Favorite Sysop! None of you actually exist; my Sysop types all this in. None Of You Exist! My Sysop Types All Of This In! None of you exist! My SYSOP types all this in! None of you exist. My Sysop just types all of this in. None of you exist. My sysop just types all this in. None of you exist. My sysop types all the messages None of you exist. The sysop types all this in None of you exist. The sysop types it all in! None of you exist; my Sysop types all this in! None of you exists! My sysop types all of this in! None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Not all Sysops are User friendly! Nothing in Policy implies that Godhood is a Sysop requirement! Nothing in Policy implies that sanity is a Sysop requirement! Nothing in Policy4 implies that Godhood is a Sysop requirement! Nothing in Policy4 implies that sanity is a Sysop requirement! Notice! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure. Notice! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure... Completed! Now I have been a Sysop for ohhh about 15-20 years. Of course I'm losing my hair. I'm a Sysop. Off-Line mail make sysops happy! OFF-line mail makes sysops happy. Off-line readers make sysops happy. Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan, and a Sysop that won't make. Oh, and who elected YOU Sysop? Oh, bother said Pooh, as the Sysop locked him out of the system. Oh, SYSOP, could we get waited on here? OH, then you are one of those FYBITS, type of Sysops. perfect. Ok, I pressed it. Give me sysop access now! Ok, Sysops, Next week, we learn how to play the kazoo. Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo. Okay Sysops - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo... Old Chinese proverb: Never make Sysop mad, you might not get any mail. Old sysops never die; they ju@t f^%G*(k&)(g7g On the 10th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, new file listings. On the 10th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, new file listings. On the 11th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, Sign-on bulletins. On the 11th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, Sign-on bulletins. On the 12th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, minutes extra. On the 12th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, minutes extra. On the 1st day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, More access (for a fee). On the 1st day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, More access (for a fee). On the 2nd day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, ANSI screens. On the 2nd day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, ANSI screens. On the 3rd day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, Three free downloads. On the 3rd day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, Three free downloads. On the 4th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, Off-line readers. On the 4th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, Off-line readers. On the 5th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, On-line games. On the 5th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, On-line games. On the 6th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, Message bases. On the 6th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, Message bases. On the 7th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, Hot key menus. On the 7th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, Hot key menus. On the 8th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, Upload credits. On the 8th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, Upload credits. On the 9th day of Christmas my Sysop gave to me, Un-read E-Mails. On the 9th day of Xmas my Sysop gave to me, Un-read E-Mails. One page a day keeps the sysop at bay. One Sysop's LEEEEEEECH! is another Sysop's user. Online? Hit ALT-H for Sysop Access, Alt-X for Dos Access. Open mouth, insert foot, boy it taste awfully - A humble sysop. OUR sysop lets us say XXXXCENSOREDXXXX Out of Coffee Error: Sysop Halted... Oxymoron....Sleeping Sysop! OXYMORON: Friendly Sysop. Page yer sysop at 3am and learn some cool new words! --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00007 Date: 03/15/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 08:07pm \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Blonde Tags 'The Smoke-Signal Version Of Gentleman Prefer Blondes'. -<< Blondes. Enough said >>- ...speak very slowly, I'm a natural blonde. 10 blondes in a circle = DOPE RING! 20/20: The IQ of blonde twins. A Blonde asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla. A blonde bird in any hands, turns to silly putty. A blonde counts to two by taking off her shirt. A blonde goes fishing with 3 guys returns with a Red Snapper and Crabs. A blonde is like a, Hair dryer? Turn her on and she starts to blow. A blonde is like a, Light Switch? Even a six year old can turn her on. A blonde is like a, Vacuum Cleaner? Turn her on and she starts to suck. A blonde mistress in leather, be afraid, be very afraid! A blonde post card: Having a wonderful time....Where am I? A Blonde saw a sign that said WET CEMENT - So she did. A blonde saw a sign WET CEMENT........so she did! A blonde sent a post card: Having a wonderful time Where am I? A blonde thought Genitalia was an Italian airline. A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson. A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda. A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen. A blonde VS. a phone booth? Only one person can use the phone at once. A Blonde with brain damage Normal. A blonde with half a brain is Gifted! A blonde's favorite wine? I want to go to Miaaami! A Blonde's idea of safe sex is padded headboards. A Blonde's Mating Call, I'm Soooooooooooooo Drunk! A Blonde's nursery rhyme. Humpme Dumpme. A Blonde's pony tail hides the air valve. A blonded mistress in leather... be afraid, be very afraid! A Blondes idea of safe sex: Put the car in Park.... A brunette between two blondes: an interpreter. A chaste woman ought not to dye her hair blonde. A cucumber won't take you to a disco and dump you for a flashy blonde. A cute Blonde with a gun.. can go anywhere.. --Janier. A Hooker and 2 Blondes: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks. A new Blonde Invention the cordless jumping rope. A redhead between 2 blondes usually results in a fight! A redhead is a tight ass broad...But a blonde is FUNderful. A redhead's mating call is ... what blondes? A smart man will marry a dumb blonde; if she's smart. A suicidal blonde is one who dyed by her own hand. A suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand. Actually, I never said that I had blonde hair, did I... SHE does... Add excitement to your life. Amaze your friends. Act like a blonde! After multiple orgasms blonde says? Wayta go team! After you blow in her ear, a blonde says Thanks for the refill! All blonde not blonde by cracky. All commercial jets have a black box. (So do most blondes.) All I want for Christmas is a blonde wrapped in cellophane. All I want for Christmas is a blonde, brunette, or redhead. All I've ever wanted is a blonde wrapped in cellophane. All right. Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank? All women have a touch of blonde--otherwise they'd be men! Alright Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank? Always invest in negotiable blondes! And for my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom... And they say Blondes are dumb! Anger not a Blonde, for thou would make a silly trophy on the wall. Ann Jillian is not a real blonde? --Tom Servo. Are blonde jokes more enjoyable to read if you have an amber monitor? Are the blondes gone yet? Are these hairs White or Blonde? Are you blonde or drunk? Are you having a blonde moment? Artificial intelligence = a blonde who dyes her hair brown. Artificial Intelligence: A Blonde dyed Brunette. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE: A blonde who dyes her hair dark... As the blonde said, ! <- Escaping Air. Attack of the 50 foot Abba. --Mike on four giant blondes. Back to Nature Bestseller: "Dark Spots on the Blondes" by Harry Bush. Be careful--the blonde's behind the wheel! Beauty is only skin deep, but blonde goes to the root! Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up. Behind every SATISFIED blonde, there is an EXHAUSTED man! Behind every satisfied man is a line of exhausted blondes. Big Blonde Daughter Available - Write if interested. Bimbabble: Noise coming from a table full of blondes. Bimbait: Perfume worn by blondes in a bar. Bimbastic Surgeon: Specialist in breast enhancements for blondes Bimbattle-axe - blonde mother-in-law. Bimbezzle: A blonde bank teller. Bimbi: Blonde with the traditional bimbo name Bamby. Bimblur: Vision created by blonde in a red sports car on the freeway. Bimbobble: A blonde playing catch. Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times in a sentence. Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times per sentence. BIMBOUY: A blonde in the water. Bimbuoy: A blonde in the water. BITCH: A woman who speaks her mind and doesn't act like a blonde bimbo. Bleached Blonde Klingon: Today is a good day to dye! BLONDE #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare? BLONDE #2: No, who wrote it? BLONDE + FEMALE <> AIRHEAD. Blonde and Redhead social gathering. Both shackled and chained. Blonde behind the wheel: Driver's side Air Bag. Blonde between two brunettes? A mental block. Blonde Borg have the same fun. Blonde Borgs all have the same fun. Blonde Borgs have the same fun. Blonde bought a pet zebra...Named it Spot. Blonde conundrum: To giggle or to giggle louder. Blonde DOS: nice feature set but no memory management. Blonde dyslexics have more nuf. Blonde girls have black hair by cracky. Blonde goes fishing with 3 guys, returns with a red snapper and crabs. Blonde hair is so retro. --Elmyra. Blonde in a Volkswagen: Farfromthinkin. Blonde jokes are dumb. Blonde jokes are one liners so men can understand them. Blonde jokes are one-liners so that men can understand them. Blonde jokes are short so men can understand them. Blonde jokes? They used to call them @TOFIRST@ jokes. Blonde jokes? They used to call them Lauralee jokes. Blonde Klingons - Because it's a good day to Dye. Blonde Klingons....Because it was a good day to dye! Blonde Klingons: Because it's a good day to Dye. Blonde Klingons: it's a good day to dye! Blonde Klingons: May you dye well! Blonde logic: 1+2=3 therefore 4+5=6. Blonde Math . . . 1 + 2 = 3, therefore 4 + 5 = 6. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00008 Date: 03/15/98 From: BARRY BLAES Time: 08:08pm \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines Whilst pondering the meaning of life Barry, saw Stewart Honsberger post this... SH> Sysop/BBS related SH> Windoze (Bashing - What else?) SH> Blonde I'm shooting you these. Might have some dups. From Barry Blaes, on Stardate 9803.15. E-mail: btblaes@bigfoot.com. Http://wwp.mirabilis.com/3657746 Get Pgp Public Key at http://www.erols.com/btblaes ... If your idea of roughing it is a broken replicator. ~~~ Tag-O-Matic V.13 I recognise the Green Frog. --- Fastecho 1.45a * Origin: The Bears Den. (1:2630/140) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00009 Date: 03/16/98 From: DAVE CRAWFORD Time: 09:21am \/To: CRAIG HUTCHISON (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Amiga Tags Hey Craig, I liked you tag lines, they were very good. Alot were really PC taglines though. I removed those ones and added the rest to my Amiga file, here it is, dupechecked, alphabetized, etc... 1998 The year the AMIGA comes of age. A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. A.M.I.G.A.: Amazing, Magical, Incredible Graphics & Animations! Amiga computers: Dividing properly since 1985. Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead! AMIGA POWER FOREVER !! Amiga: The computer with a /real/ fanclub. Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence! Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer! Amigas take a lickin', but keep on kickin'! And I thought a Mac was a raincoat! Blue Wave is to QWK as AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS. But honey, an Amiga 4000T is a wonderful typewriter!!! Computers are tools, but the Amiga is an instrument. Get that PC off my bridge, Number One! Bring the Amiga! Guru Meditation #81000004.4655434B Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50 Have you hugged your */AMIGA/* today? I'm morphing objects in another window. I've got news for ya, not only is GOD a woman, she uses an AMIGA. If there's no /Amigas/ in heaven, I'm not going. If you're stuck with QWK, at least use Q-Blue; it's not as bad that way. My other computer is another Amiga. Nobody expects the Amiga acquisition! Old Amigas never die. They're just multitasking in the background. JGMH Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga. Q-Blue: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. Team AMIGA, something C= never had. Team AMIGA, we're different. Team AMIGA: The user base for the machine that makes it all possible. Thank God for Jay Miner. Otherwise I'd be stuck with a Macintosh. The Amiga CANNOT be killed. - Patrick Ford. Wanted: Single White Female with Amiga. Send picture of Amiga. Why settle for less than Q-Blue? And here's my even larger IBM file.... 486 to 286 conversion kit now available. Call Microsoft. 50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088. And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and MS Windows. Crime has increased steadily with sales of MS-DOS. Coincidence? Deodorants and Pentiums - When being close is all that counts. DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something DOSSHELL? Of course DOS is hell. Friends don't let friends use MS-DOS. Get that PC off my bridge, Number One! Bring the Amiga! I admit it, I tried MS-DOS, but I didn't inhale. I am Pentium of Borg. Prepare to be approximated. I just got a new floppy drive for my Pentium. Great trade! IBM - Computer for the Empty Mind IBM - I Blame Microsoft IBM - Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY! If at first you don't succeed, create an "NT" version. If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever. Joe McCarthy would have wanted everyone to use MS-DOS. Just say no! (To IBM) Know what I like about Windows? Not a damned thing. Mary had a little RAM. Not enough to load Win95! MicroSoft -- Making tomorrow's mistakes TODAY! MicroSoft tech support: "Remove all useful utilities from your system..." Microsoft: The Acme of computer software MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laboratory rats. MS-DOS is to a real OS as "creation science" is to paleontology. MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of continuous obsolescence. MS-DOS: the Dwight D. Eisenhower of software platforms. MS-DOS: the McDonald's of operating systems. MS-DOS: the operating system for Republicans. MS-DOS? Foutjuuuuh bedankt! Pentium - Redefining the PC! (and Mathematics) Press -- to continue. QWK: the MS-DOS of offline mail formats. Single tasking? Just say no! Support group for survivors of MS-DOS now forming. The magic of Windows - turn a 486-100 into a 4MHz XT! The three most commonly used keys on an IBM: .. Three mouse buttons may be too many, but one is sure not enough. Unix: the operating system of the future of the past. Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self esteem. VirusScan: MS Windows found. Delete? (Y/y) What distinguishes an PC from a boat anchor? Segment registers. What? The second letter is an S? I thought it was "McDos". Win95 - A couple of revisions and it'll be AmigaDOS 1.1. Win95 - proof you can fool all of the people some of the time! Windows 95: The training wheels are bigger than the bicycle. Windows Errors 500 thru 1000 reserved for future mistakes. Windows is a colorful clown suit for DOS. Windows is not a virus. A virus never needed 20MB of DLLs & INIs..... Windows isn't a virus -- viruses do something! Windows Just another pane in the glass. Windows, from the people who brought you AmigaBasic. WINDOWS: (W)ill (I)nstall (N)eedless (D)ata (O)n (W)hole (S)ystem. ... Windoze isn't crippleware - It's "Functionally Challenged" You CAN multi-task on PCs - simply buy *2* of them. Special sig created just for AMIGAGAMES area! Because, if your sig is larger than 2 lines, the world will end! So this sig ends right over here -------> SpaceA&B cC##################################################################### #z0 cB"There'll be plenty of time to rest when I'm dead!" - T.C. McQueen z0cC# ############################################################################## SuperTags v1.1, on Harvest Moon BBS Fido: 1:250/138.0 NAnet: 81:20/0.0 Internet: harvest.to.org, bearit.gryn.org --- CNet/4 * Origin: Harvest Moon, Canada's LARGEST Pagan BBS! 416-406-2796 (1:250/138) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00010 Date: 03/16/98 From: DAVE CRAWFORD Time: 09:42am \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: [2/2] Amiga Tags Cleaned, dupe-checked, etc your amiga file added it to my own, and here they are, 187 of them. "Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue" "Only Amiga makes it possible." - Commodore-Amiga, Inc. ((AMIGA)) ((AMIGA)) Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!! 1998 The year the AMIGA comes of age. A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. A minuit, le PC de Cendrillon se transforma en Amiga.! A.M.I.G.A.: Amazing, Magical, Incredible Graphics & Animations! Adios, Amiga! AGT ... A Good Thing ...and... AmiGa Technologies. Ali's fallen and can't get up! Lets PARTY! Amiga FOREVER! AmiBW: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. AMIGA (n): yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Amiga + Compatability = ROTFL. Amiga -< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amiga 1/JAN/2000 -|- PC 1/JAN/1900 Amiga 3000: A Super Nintendo with a keyboard & floppy! Amiga 4ever! AMIGA = A Machine I Give Away AMIGA = A Magnificent Idea Gone Astray. AMIGA = A Marvellous Idea Gone Awry. AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Games Addition. AMIGA = Amiga's Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays AMIGA = Amigas Make Idiot Gates Angry. AMIGA = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Anchors AMIGA = Amigas Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays AMIGA = Any Mothers Instant Gratification Aid AMIGA = Asinine Machine Invented for Gaming Adolescents. Amiga Advantage #1: NO "Intel Inside" worries! Amiga Advantage #2: It KNOWS how to divide! Amiga advantage #3: DOESN'T RUN WINDOZE! Amiga and XT: Both old, both slow, both worthless. Amiga CD^32 - always on the top. Amiga computers are now finding that theres NO software made for it! Amiga Computers: Dividing properly since 1985 Amiga Computing is my favourite computer magazine - Sir Walter Raleigh Amiga does more with a 68000 than a PC with a Pentium & gets it right! Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a 33 MHz 80486 Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a Pentium! Amiga Error #1 System crashed - Intelligent user detected Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue Amiga Error #4 Pubic hair detected, access denied Amiga Error #5 Joystick not connected, system crashed Amiga Error #7 Fatal ERROR - Non game detect Amiga error message - "Hey dude, like, somethings wrong?" Amiga error message: Duuuuuuuuuuuude, you got a problem. Amiga for president... Amiga Guerrilla - Change for the Machine Amiga has better and faster windows! Amiga is not your "Amigo" AMIGA is the best! Hey, whatz that... A gun.. AAAH. BUM! Amiga is to computing as Snail Mail is to Email. Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead! Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead, Escom revived it! Amiga Mail Manager -> Let's Toss... and roll :-) Amiga Mail Manager, The Last Frontier!... Engage... Amiga Message #2 Do you shave? YES, $%^& system crashed Amiga Message #3 Press FIRE Button to continue Amiga multitasking - Can act as a paper weight AND a door stop Amiga owners don't do it. They emulate it. Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh, IBM-breath, it's PAID for!" Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh, Mac-breath... it's PAID for! :-) " AMIGA POWER FOREVER !! Amiga Power user - can play a game while squeezing his zits Amiga Rules! And the X-FiLeS proves it! Amiga screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." Amiga sometimes does it right, but more often left. Amiga users get very good at the sidestep! Amiga Walker: More than one step ahead! Amiga! Only the Best! Amiga's are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art Amiga's Forever... Amiga: (M)otorola (M)agic!!! Amiga: 2 * 2 = 4 Pentium: 2 * 2 * 4 Amiga: 4000 reasons why friends don't let friends do WindoesN'T. Amiga: A crash dummy for beta testers. Amiga: A friend that teaches you something new every day. Amiga: A kindergarten computer in a PhD world. Amiga: A museum artifact. Amiga: A pocket calculator with an attitude. Amiga: A step between the abacus and the slide rule. Amiga: a tool for fantasy Amiga: Abigamistake ! Amiga: After all, Mac and IBM aren't Spanish for girlfriend. Amiga: Alive and Kicking A**!!! Amiga: Amiga Meets IBM, Goes Ape Amiga: Amy's Favorite! -Eric Schwartz Amiga: At the dawn of the new millenium. Amiga: At The Dead Letter Department. Amiga: Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!! Amiga: Back For Good! Amiga: Bally made it, Commodore f*cked it up. Amiga: banned in the 90's for impersonating a computer..! Amiga: Because a man can never have too many tasks. Amiga: Boob Tube for Waldo Watchers Amiga: brought to you by Barnum & Bailey. Amiga: brought to you by Curly, Moe & Larry. Amiga: brought to you by Manny, Moe & Jack Amiga: brought to you by Toys R Us. Amiga: Comp 'U' Toys 'R' Us Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels you Can't Remove Amiga: computers for people who want more than just a PC. Amiga: computing by Abacus. Amiga: Don't laugh -- it's PAID for!!! Amiga: Dweeb code word for "Duh !" Amiga: Flexible Amiga: For guys with real imagination Amiga: For mental retards on a roll. Amiga: For Pac Man Users Anonymous. Amiga: for the digitally handicapped. Amiga: from the people who brought you the C16. Amiga: GUI? Multitasking? Been there. Done that. Amiga: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amiga: Input by joy stick. Amiga: it's a kind of magic. Amiga: King of dreams come true! Amiga: Making multimedia computers since 1985! Amiga: Motorola Inside Amiga: Multitasking and multimedia since 1985 Amiga: Multitasking R' Us Amiga: Multitasking, GUI, full Plug & Play since 1985. Amiga: Newest Orphan on the Block.. Amiga: No Intel inside. Amiga: No Intel Inside. Thank the Gods! Amiga: No Intel inside. No computer inside. No company outside! Amiga: NoTel-ing what's inside. Amiga: Now on sale at 99 Cent Stores everywhere. Amiga: O Sporting dos computadores. Amiga: on the endangered species list. Amiga: Pong with a keyboard. Amiga: Potpourri-In-A-Box. Amiga: Pre-school for Etch-A-Sketch users. Amiga: Real multitasking and faster windows. Try again, Bill! Amiga: Seasame Street on a floppy. Amiga: See for yourself why! Amiga: Stereo quality sound -- WITHOUT an expansion card! Amiga: the choice of the Politically InCorrect. Amiga: The computer for 2001 and beyond, today. Amiga: THE Computer For The Creative Mind! Amiga: the computer will take you into the new millenium? Amiga: The computer with a /real/ fanclub. Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence! Amiga: The dumbing-down of technology. Amiga: the epitome of carpal knowledge. Amiga: The first computer to interact with cable! Amiga: The FIRST word in computers! Amiga: The Learning Channel for morons. Amiga: THE magic multitasking multimedia machine. Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer! Amiga: the paper weight of choice. Amiga: THE reason Babylon 5 exsists Amiga: the step between Nintendo and IBM. Amiga: The technology behind punch cards. Amiga: The vaporwear of hardware. Amiga: Too much power for the average user... Amiga: Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC!!!! Amiga: very useful to hold down the lid on the trashcan!! Amiga: Where Multimedia Started. Amiga: Where sound and graphics are _not_ an after-thought... Amiga: Where you want to be tommorrow. Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Amigas take a lickin', but keep on kickin'! And I thought a Mac was a raincoat! Blue Wave is to QWK as AmigaDOS is to MS-DOS. But honey, an Amiga 4000T is a wonderful typewriter!!! Computers are tools, but the Amiga is an instrument. From a 12-year C= and Amiga computing veteran VBG From an Amiga: what else ? Get that PC off my bridge, Number One! Bring the Amiga! Guru Meditation #81000004.4655434B Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50 Have you hugged your */AMIGA/* today? I'm morphing objects in another window. I've got news for ya, not only is GOD a woman, she uses an AMIGA. If there's no /Amigas/ in heaven, I'm not going. If you're stuck with QWK, at least use Q-Blue; it's not as bad that way. My other computer is another Amiga. Nobody expects the Amiga acquisition! Old Amigas never die. They're just multitasking in the background. JGMH Q-Blue: the first offline reader worthy of the Amiga. Q-Blue: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. Team Amiga: something C= never had. Team Amiga: The user base for the machine that makes it all possible. Team Amiga: we're different. Thank God for Jay Miner. Otherwise I'd be stuck with a Macintosh. The Amiga CANNOT be killed. - Patrick Ford. Wanted: Single White Female with Amiga. Send picture of Amiga. Why settle for less than Q-Blue? Special sig created just for AMIGAGAMES area! Because, if your sig is larger than 2 lines, the world will end! So this sig ends right over here -------> Earth_2 cC###################################################################### #z0 cB"Four days ago aliens landed on a distant planet, and we are them." - Devo z0cC# ############################################################################## SuperTags v1.1, on Harvest Moon BBS Fido: 1:250/138.0 NAnet: 81:20/0.0 Internet: harvest.to.org, bearit.gryn.org --- CNet/4 * Origin: Harvest Moon, Canada's LARGEST Pagan BBS! 416-406-2796 (1:250/138) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00011 Date: 03/16/98 From: FRED MAYES Time: 08:27pm \/To: IVY IVERSON (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/2] X-Files -=> Quoting Ivy Iverson to Fred Mayes <=- >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> On 03-12-98 19:52, Fred Mayes said to All,<=- -=>"About X-Files...,"<=- II> II> Hi, Fred; FM> Looking for some good X-Files taglines. Anybody seen any lately? FM> ... "ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP... I'm agent Dana Scully..." - Scully II> II> Ok, try these on for size. :-} II> II> Catch you later... Happy Tagging. II> Ivy Thanx Ivy - I appreciate you doing this for me. - Fred ... "Isn't it nice to be suddenly so highly regarded."--Mulder to Scully ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- PCBoard (R) v15.3/M 2 * Origin: Peyote Bud's - Dewey, OK - V.34 - 1.918.534.2124 (1:3815/123) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3L00012 Date: 03/16/98 From: JACK CHEN Time: 07:11pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Getting T-Matic to work with Silver Xpre19:11:2803/16/98 Greeting, is there anyone getting T-Matic to work with Silver Xpress?? If yes, could you post your setup?? I keeps getting a error msg from T-Matic saying that it can't find the msg file.. :( Regards, =:) Jack --- Platinum Xpress/Win/Wildcat5! v2.0 * Origin: Crazy Island BBS, Winnipeg, MB, Canada (1:348/814)