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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00010 Date: 03/15/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 01:21am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: [1/5] Taglines

 >>> Part 1 of 5...
 
-=> On 03-14-98  19:08, Stewart Honsberger said to All,<=-
-=>"About Taglines...,"<=-
 
Hi, Stewart;
 
 SH> Hullo all.. My hard drive just blew up and I lost all my (2+ megs)
 SH> taglines..
 
OUCH!  Sorry to hear that!
 
 SH> Would anyone be so kind as to send me taglines with the
 SH> following subjects? 
 SH> Sysop/BBS related
 SH> Programming
 SH> Insult
 SH> TBBS
 SH> Windoze (Bashing - What else?)
 SH> OS/2 (Singing praises, of course!)
 SH> Adult Oriented
 SH> Ego
 SH> Blonde
 SH> Age/Birthday
 
You know not what you ask... Standby for a landslide!   :-}
 
Here's my first contribution.
 
Catch you later... Happy tagging!
   Ivy
 
SysOps:
 
 Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's 
"I used to be SysOp, but I'm all right nooOOOOOwwwwwwww!!!!"
"Old SysOps never die, they just run out of HD space."
(A)bort (R)etry (F)ail (D)rop Carrier (K)ill SysOp
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (D)rop Carrier, (K)ill SysOp.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ire CoSysOp
+[|~(   Have you thanked your SysOp today?   +[;-)
----FOR SYSOP USE ONLY----Do not write below this line.
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here,  You have 30 seconds!
4 of 5 SysOps prefer donuts; one prefers women... but she's strange.
A female SysOp is a SysOpette!
A fool and his money are SysOp material.
A fool and his money soon become a SysOp!
A Moderator's power ends at his echo. A SysOp's ends at his/her board.
A SysOp and his mind are soon parted.
A SysOp and her mind are soon parted.
A SysOp and his money are soon parted.
A SysOp's husband is a lonely one ...
A SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds.
A SysOp's wife is a lonely one ...
After you've said goodbye to sanity say hello to a SysOp.
All SysOps are NOT user friendly!
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our SysOps & Moderators!
Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL!
Bad or Missing SYSOP
BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!)
BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)?
BBS Menu: (L)eech files (G)ripe to SysOp (D)rop carrier
BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you SysOp access!
BBSing is a fun, relaxing hobby after a hard days work
Be kind to animals - hug a SysOp!!!
Become a SysOp and never see the world!
Being a SysOp is nice but it interferes with my life.
Best way to get LOTS of FREE files: Become a SysOp!
Blondes AND women AND nurses can be SysOps, too!
Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks?
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, SysOp not loaded.
Caution!  SysOp under pressure!
Computer missing, notify SysOp!
CoSysOp Wanted: Must have good oral skills.
Damn door .CFG files.  And I thought SysOping was a hobby!
DANGER: The moderator is also the SysOp!
Darn. I thought SysOping was a hobby.
Def. of Master: NOT THIS SYSOP!!!
Definition of "god" (Proper n.):  1) SysOp   2) Moderator
Did you hear about the SysOp?... Well, she 𵾪 NO CARRIER
Do your good deed for the day.  Bribe a SysOp.
Don't let that jerk back on your BBS--Voice Verify!
DUMBSYSOP ERROR - (R)estart Brain, (A)bort, (B)lush<<<
DURACELL.BAT arced.  SysOp is shocked!
Echo Mail is my life... Oh ghod, somebody shoot me!
Error in Finding COLDBEER.CAN -- SysOp Not Loaded.
Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was hers?
Ever meet a SysOp who would admit the problem was his?
Fatal Database Error #10070: <SysOp> late for work
FATAL ERROR #10070: SysOp late for work
FIDO lie: NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and SysOps don't read them.
For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M.
For SysOps only! Do not write below this line!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! -Rhett SysOp
Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user.
Get back at your enemies!  Make them SysOps!
GUTS: Putting "SysOp" in your twit filter!
Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter.
Have you hugged your SysOp today?
Have you said "THANKS" to your SysOp today?
Heard that the SysOp likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$  NO CARRIER
Hell knows no fury like a pissed off SysOp.
Help stampout 'smart mouthed' SysOps!
Hey Rocky - watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat!
Hey SysOp! You'd better upgrade me or el%$^&%NO CARRIER
Hey, Mz. SysOp, Upgrade me or %$^&NO CARRIER
I am SysOp, hear me roar, with modems too fast to ignore.
I believe in the Divine Rights of SysOps.
I don't exist.  The SysOp types all this in.
I don't HAVE a real life.  I'm a BBS addict.
I forward my paychecks to my SysOp.
I love the smell of Echomail in the morning!
I shot the Moderator. I AM the SysOp, didn't shoot myself.
I shot the SysOp, but I did not shoot the Moderator.
I shot the SYSOP, but I should have shot the moderator
I typed FORMAT COM1: and killed a SysOp!
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the time.
If money talks then being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
 
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___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered)
 * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00011 Date: 03/15/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 01:21am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: [2/5] Taglines

 >>> Part 2 of 5...
 
If money talks, being a SysOp is pretty quiet!
If spouses ever unite, SysOps will be in trouble.
If SysOp doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
If SysOps were really smart, they'd be users!
If you can't flirt with the SysOp, remember the co-SysOp!
Ignore me--I'm just trying to get locked-out of the net.
Is a SysOp with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
Is the SysOp looking?  No? Great, now I ca.. NO CARRIER
It's 3:30 A.M. Do you know where your mail is?
It's nearly 3am., just what WERE you expecting?!?
Join the Frustrated SysOp Society today!
Just being a SysOp qualifies you for the Butterfly Nets.
Kiss the SysOp... or threaten her!  :-}
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
Mail found:  Praise SysOp!
Mail Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)lame SysOp.
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (B)lame SysOp.
Mail not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack SysOp.
Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am.
Mama's don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's
Me Sexist ? Why some of my best friends are SC members !
Me Sexist? Why some of my best friends are SysOps!
MENU: (L)eech Files, (C)omplain To SysOp, (D)rop Carrier.
Mommas, don't let your babies grow up to be SysOp's
My SysOp can beat up your SysOp!
My SysOp can kick your SysOp's a#$*#*!@#*$ NO CARRIER
My SysOp is such a $&*@!@#*%  NO CARRIER
MY SysOp lets me say things like [ C E N S O R E D ]
Netmail doesn't exist; the SysOp types all this in!
Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp (Or *ME*!!!)
Never argue with a skunk, mule, female, or a SysOp.
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp.
Node missing, notify NC!
None of you exist.  The SysOp types all this in.
None of you exists. My SysOp types all this in!
Not all SysOps are user friendly!
Nothing in policy implies that sanity is a SysOp requirement!
OFF-line mail makes SysOps happy.
Page your SysOp at 3am and learn new words.
Pirated tagline.  Contact the author, then the cops and SysOp.
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your SysOp.
Please return SysOp to original upright position.
Please wait... SysOp has exited to ...
Policy does not imply that sanity is a SysOp requirement.
Preserve an endangered species:  Female SysOps
Question and die, sayeth the SYSOP!
Real SysOps know how to spell.
Remember - you don't have to be smart to be a SysOp.
Remember:  Somewhere, somehow - a SysOp is watching you.
Runtime Error #09893398459: SysOp Crazy.
Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for SysOp Access!
Sleep... The thing "some" SysOps go without, cuz BSing is too fun;-)
So c'mon, let's SEE a SysOp with a suntan!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  NO SYSOPS!
SYSOP (n): The person laughing as you type.
SysOp Dies, .GIF at 11.
SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept.
SysOp has Substance Abuse problem!! Not enough Coffee!!! :)
SysOp Justification No.1:  Because I'm the SysOp; that's why!
SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy.
SysOp not found <C>avort <W>reck havoc <P>lunder
SysOp not found! Please notify computer.
SysOp requesting chat.  Press Alt-H for chat mode.
SYSOP \'sis op\ n: the person laughing as you type.
SysOp! Your BBS gave me a "Printer Out Of Paper" error!
SysOp's die at an early age...murdered by their wives.
SysOp's law #1 - New users always find the glitch.
SysOp's read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
SysOp(n): see also God, Dictator, Egotist.
SysOp, SysOppi, SysOparama, the sys-meister, SYSOP!
SysOp: (n) One who constantly reconfigures.
SysOp: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
SysOp: (S)nooty (Y)uppie (S)itting (O)n (P)otty.
SysOp: One who reconfigures.
SysOp: Person with a parity error between the ears.
SysOp: The guy laughing at your typing.
SysOp: (noun) One who reconfigures.
SysOp: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bsene (P)ictures.
SysOp: One who likes watching others use their computer.
SYSOP: Provider of bombs, viruses and virus scanners.
SysOp: pupa stage of a Moderator.
SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing!
SysOp:A person who likes watching others use his computer
SysOping Not just an adventure, it's a job..
SysOping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis.
SysOping: It's not just an adventure; it's a job!
SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
SysOping: It's not just an adventure; it's a job!
SysOping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer.
SysOping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.
SysOps are guilty of baudy behavior.
SysOps are the Phone Companies favorite people.
SysOps can cut your access if you really piss them off bad.
SysOps die at a young age - murdered by their wives!
SysOps do it as a nightly event.
SysOps do it moderately.
SysOps don't MAKE misteaks - just arrors!
SysOps just like to watch.
SysOps must wash hands before leaving the Computer Room.
SysOps never die, they just go offline!
SYSOPs never die, they just smell that way!
SysOps: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
SysOps; the undoing of Big Brother.
System not found. Please notify the SYSOP.
TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP
Take a SysOp to lunch, s/he's probably broke.
Temporary SysOp access granted!
Thank God for SysOps! But why do they DO IT?
Thanks for all you do as SysOp to make the net a good one
The problem can't be mine. I am the SysOp.
The problem can't be mine. I'm the CoSysOp!
The sound of a SysOp reading mail    <cr><cr><cr><cr><cr>
The SysOp *made* me do it!
The SysOp of MY board is better than yours!
The tagline I put here was good, so the SysOp deleted it.
 
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___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered)
 * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00012 Date: 03/15/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 01:21am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: [3/5] Taglines

 >>> Part 3 of 5...
 
This is your SysOp. ôs s ou ssop  ug.
True, SysOps are not all amiable--but it's _THEIR_ BBS!
User - A term used by SysOps. See "idiots"
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight.
Wanna give Fido fits?  Address your message to "SYSOP!"
Warning! Scan shows SysOp in nearby area!  Look innocent!
We'll have fun fun fun till the NetOp takes the Echo away
We'll have fun fun fun till the SysOp takes the Echo away.
Welcome to insanity, on the right is the SysOps console
What does please enter your sex mean Mr. SysOp? ... NO CARRIER
Would you buy a used car from THIS SysOp?
You can't page the SysOp!  This is OFF-LINE EXPRESS!
You forget! You are talking to a SYSOP here!
You know you're in trouble when your SYSOP grounds you.
Your sister dates a SysOp!  Nyaah-nyaah.
Your SysOp is paging you.  Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to answer.
[ This space for rent - contact your SysOp ]
[X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user
[ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [ ]Flame user
[ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user
[X]Flame Moderator [X]Flame SysOp [X]Flame user
If SysOp doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
Real SysOps have a real computer such as an 80586 or an IBM.
Windows for SysOps: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon.
Tremble, thou heathen;  the SysOp cometh!
SysOp not found! Please notify computer.
YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP!
SASS - SysOps Against Stupid Signatures.
Want a stupid answer? Ask your SysOp!
"It smells like crayons."      "It's from my SysOp, then."
Honor thy SysOp as thy self.
Have you bugged your SysOp today?
Well, it was either get a life, or be a SysOp...
Bad or missing SysOp, free files in all areas.
Nice Products make Nice SysOps
"Hell hath no fury like a pissed off SysOp."
Caution! SysOp under pressure!
Happiness is Being A SysOp
SysOp's revenge - turning on strange mail areas for unsuspecting users
Real SysOps are NEVER satisfied with their systems
Can I Kill My Users???
Hookt of Fonicks, it worked for my SysOp.
3 of 5 SysOps prefer donuts, one prefers pizza, one prefers women.
It's ANNOY THE SYSOP DAY!!! YAAAyyyyy!!ATH! @#$% NO CARRIER
Join the plot! Burn a SysOp today!!!
Support your local Sysop, he brought you this message.
 
BBSs:
 
"Error: SysOp confused." (Front Door error code.)
Fido is a sick puppy!  QUICK!  Call the Vet at INTBBS_WK!
"If Death calls, take a message.  I'll get back to him."
"Message for you, sir!" <<THUD>>
"My upbringing is filled with inconsistent messages." -Calvin
"Put your message in a modem and throw it in the Cyber Sea." -Rush
"Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message."
$$$ Please ask your SYSOP to register this message $$$
&^*%%#$!  This message censored by the God Squad.
(A)bort, (R)etry, (C)hange something on the BBS
(A)bort, (R)etry, (K)nock it off, I read the *message*
(O--<   A fishy message.
(Welcome back from the previous message!)
))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP (((((  (subliminal message.)
**==--Got kicked of bbs cause I called much!--==**
**==--What I didn't fill the message base up with tagline--==**
**==--What moderate hates me?--==**
*BING*  BabCom Here -- Message for Commander Sinclair
Another fine winner of the "Idiotic Off Topic Message" award.
:-(  <-- ASCII EOM code: End Of Message.
<Ring>...  <Ring>...  "Hello?  Hello?  THE BBS IS DOWN, GALDANGIT!"
@TOFIRST@, this message self destructs in 7 seconds...3, 2, 1, *BLAM!*
@TOFIRST@, you're playing the wrong message!
A "program" is used to turn data into error messages.
A bad day BBSing is better than any good day working.
A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds...
A computer's got to do what a computer's got to do. -Holly.
A job is nice but it interferes with my BBS'ing...
A message from @TOFIRST@ brings sunshine into my day.
A message from the depths of Hell!
A Moderator doesn't have to sign a message. You _JUST_ know!
A networked SysOp's telephone bill knows no bounds!!!
A TRUE addict can talk to the BBS _without_ a modem!
A women's place is in the home - usually next to HER BBS.
AARRGGHH! Here it is @TIME@, and I'm still typing messages!
After these messages, @TOFIRST@ and Barry play nice.
All hope abandon, liberals who enter messages here.
All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here.
All messages now require 27 replys.
All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines?
All Taglines lead to the end ... of the message!
All the taglines contain messages - the good, the bad & the funny.
Ameritech announces FREE call wait%^&* NO CARRIER
And this has been a long message
Another fine winner of the "Idiotic Off Topic Message" award.
ATTENTION ......@TOFIRST@ has finished reading this message.
Attention @TO@: This message was to *YOU*!
Avoid off topic messages. Start conversations with the Moderator!
Awww, poor little tagline It's confused! (it thinks it's a message).
Backup not found: (A)bort (N)atch (S)atanic Message
Bargain Tagline (no message).
BBS = Busted, Broke, SysOp (Now You Know!)
BBS Tip #5: Log in as ALL and receive more e-mail.
BBS, What BBS, We have a BBS in the realm???
BBSing ... time's blackhole.
Become a Moderator to up your message total.
Bee Gees online: "I just gotta post a message to you, hold on . . ."
Behind every good BBS is a good woman.
Blame it all on the Inet... it took my users!
Blame it all on FIDO-- it ate my message! (to Blame it on the Rain)
BorgNet: Your programs will be assimilated after these messages.
BorgTV: Your programs will be assimilated after these messages
Brilliant...Genius...Best message of @YEAR@!
C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort, (R)etry, (E)nter message?
Canadian Life...A Screen, A Keyboard, A Message, and a United Canada
Did you know that BBS stood for Beavis and ButtheadS ?
Do I have this thing configured righK NO CARRIER
 
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___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered)
 * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00013 Date: 03/15/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 01:21am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: [4/5] Taglines

 >>> Part 4 of 5...
 
Engage panic Circuits. Panic circuits engaged. AAARRRGh! -Kryten.
FIDO: Frequently Intermittent Dog Offerings
Going Multi Line is the leading cause of sysop baldness!
Hey, Kid! Wanna try a BBS? First time is free...
I ain't a s-t-p-u-i-d!
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting.
I didn't play like I was the sysop, he did!
I didn't upload that virus?
I don't crack?
I don't have a REAL life - I have a BBS!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I get email, therefore I am. -Dilbert
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
I want my BBS back, NOW!
If there ain't no BBS in heaven, I ain't going!!
Message brought to you by sufficient coffee ingestion.
Modem owners do it online!
Move along, folks... just an off-topic message... nothing to see...
My BBS worked fine... until I added ...   ;-{
My BBS works just fine... What can I add now?   ;-}
NEW! The "chat" echo, where everybody talks at once.
NEW! The "consequences" echo, where suspended users may post.
NEW! The "crosspost" echo, where you may only plagiarize.
NEW! The "echo" echo, where you only send messages to yourself.
NEW! The "flame" echo, where moderation is off topic.
NEW! The "local" echo, which may not be read elsewhere.
NEW! The "message" echo, where taglines are off topic.
NEW! The "moderator" echo, for moderation and netmail only.
NEW! The "netmail" echo, where you only send complaints.
NEW! The "new" echo, where you may not post stolen taglines.
NEW! The "newbie" echo, where only one tagline is allowed per user.
NEW! The "off topic" echo, where topics are off topic.
NEW! The "offensive" echo, where taglines accompany netmail.
NEW! The "old" echo, where you may only post stale taglines.
NEW! The "on topic" echo, where moderation is unneeded.
NEW! The "origin" echo, which has neither messages nor taglines.
NEW! The "read only" echo, where nobody can post.
NEW! The "Subject" echo, where only the subject is the subject.
NEW! The "tagline" echo, where only one at a time is allowed.
NEW! The "taglines" echo, er...ah...no...that's OLD.
NEW! The "tagword" echo, where spaces are off topic.
Old Sysops never die, they just go offline!
Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords!
Press a key to continue...Not that one!*%@$ NO CARRIER
Put on a pot of coffee, I've got messages to read!
Sysop!  Your BBS gave me a "Printer Out Of Paper" error!
SysOp's & Moderators read minds.  But QWKly, very, very QWKly!
Sysop: (S)ent (Y)our (S)pouse (O)bscene (P)ictures.
Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job!
Sysops Are So Cool.. you know..
Tagline fever is the primary symptom of BBS addicts
Taglines  \'tag-linz \  The bumperstickers of BBS'ing.
TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP!
The BBS that dares to ask the question: 'Huh?'
The Gypsy's Den BBS. Nothing works and no-one cares....
The SysOp here thinks he's so good.  Well, he su@#&*%@#* NO CARRIER
There's 2 kinds of HD's: Those that have crashed & those that will!
This BBS has achieved Air superiority.
User Error! Replace user and hit any key to continue.
User: Did not Sysop: Did to NO CARRIER!
Wanna have fun?  Tell your sysop his spelling sucks!
Well, just one more message PACKET then... <g>
What hack?
When I was younger we hand-carved our modems out of wood.
Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time.
You are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike.
You have called 99999 times today! NO CARRIER!
You know you're a BBS junkie when your best friends are BBS users.
YW> DW> JP> K> B> AH> M> C> KM> SJ> SM> SV> QB> Stop quoting this!
ZMODEM: It should be hooked up to zphone.
`[0;37;40;1mYou have been on 9 minutes with 21 remaining.
 <- Grains Of Salt.  Take As Needed With Above Message.
DROPPED CARRIER:  No longer dating the mailman.
New User (@USER@) to Sysop: I need BlueWave and I need it NOW!
Sysop ('sih sop) n. The guy laughing at your typing.
The problem can't be mine. I am the sysop.
LOSER: A twit who can't even get straight F's
And God said, "Let there be 28.8k baud..."
A funny thing happened on the way to the mail door +X^C@$% NO CARRIER
Is it just me, or is 28800 not as fast as it used to be?
Citation for slow BBS'ing: Going 1200 in an HST lane
In God we trust.  All others must use the callback verifier.
Another Quote from Your Friendly Neighborhood SysOp!
Sysops never die, they just go offline!
Taglines:  Today's single-line restroom wall of high-technology BBS's.
If you can't read this, try again later with another modem!
BBS addiction is a terminal disease.
You can tell a real SysOp by the keyboard dents in his/her forehead.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, download your hair.
I just got my phone bill. Buy AT&T Stock NOW!
I don't do drugs...BBSing is my escape from reality.
I don't have to do drugs to escape from reality; I BBS!
Hit any sysop to continue.
Life gets interesting-er and interesting-er on a BBS!!
I just LOVE the smell of echomail in the morning!
This tag line is "Bulletin Broad-proof"!
On the 11th day of Cmas my Sysop gave to me, Sign-on bulletins.
If this tagline is funny, it came from the Bulletin Broad
I am the special bulletin that interupts your favorite show -D. Duck
Forget reading the bulletins, call the Sysop voice at 2 A.M.!
BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM:  High tech graffiti walls.
Bulletin Boarders DO IT Online!
Bulletin Broads Baud Better!
I'm coming Dear, I only have 437 more messages to read!
Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do.
Ok, honey - I'll drop the modem if you drop the gun!
I used to have money in the bank, now its in the BBS!
I have that file, it's right he........
Here I sit in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy!
A life?  You mean Echomail & Netmail ISN'T a life???
So he said it's me or the BBS.  I'm gonna miss him!
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas.
New Mail not found. Call Mulder to open an X-File? (Y/N)
"I take messages for my brother All. I sometimes answer for him."
<beep>"Picard to Enterprise"  +++ATH NO CARRIER
In God We Trust: All others we voice verify
 
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___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered)
 * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00014 Date: 03/15/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 01:21am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: [5/5] Taglines

 >>> Part 5 of 5...
 
TriBBS 11.0 Pro ... The Software of Champions!
Press <Ctrl-Alt-Del> now to access the pirate software.
Running a BBS = detective work, always detective work.
Thou shalt speaketh to the SysOp thy real name.
General failure reading Phone Bill: (I)gnore (B)orrow (G)et cut off
Is it just me, or is 2400 starting to seem a little slow?
Who did the owner of the first modem talk to?
A .QWK! Oh my GAWD! Step on it before it reproduces!!!
Talk is cheap. Using a modem gets expensive.
A social life? What board can I download THAT from?
BBS error in your favor. Collect 200 taglines
Speaking of symptoms, take a look at what time this is posted!
Happy Nodes to you....'Til we echo again.
My Gawd! A conference-related question!
This never happens on other systems I call.
What do you mean I have  s???
MODEM "moe-dem"(n.) Another word for Divorce.
Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids.
Off the modem, through the phone lines, nothing but Net!
I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem.
Hit CAPS LOCK to stop screaming in my ear!
CONNECT 300  (A)bort (R)etry (S)uicide ?
BBSing: The Bus Woman's Holiday.
Type +++ ATH0 to continue...
M.A.D.D.: Modems Against Display Drivers.
If it wasn't for computers, we'd be stuck watching Oprah!
If it wasn't for BBSs, we'd be stuck watching Oprah!
Feel free to use the back of the screen if you need more room. -Arwen
What we have here is a failure to commun%#^$)_*$% NO CARRIER
Press ESC twice for BBS - Alt-H for intelligence test.
A bad day BBSing is better than a good day at school!
Grass too long?  Better MODEM.
Personal Computing ... A Terminal Disease.
I'm modeming...and I can't hang up!
Taglines are the Rest Room walls of BBSing!
BBS? Heck...I can't even SPELL "rhyme"!
"Ed, Go see who's at the door" -Last words RUSTY & EDDIE's
[=[=[=[=[=[=[=[=[=[=[[[CONNECT]]]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]=]
What do you mean QWK? It took me HOURS to read!
To establish voice contact, please yell into keyboard.
LURKERS do it lying down AND sitting up!!
Bulls service cows. Ameritech services us!
Upon receiving this message, @TOFIRST@, sign here:[_].
FATEL ERROR! 300 baud connection detected. SYSTEM HALTED!
I wonder what happens if I touch these two wires toge@*&%*^ NO CARRIER
BBS: A device used to triple your phone bill.
I don't do the I'net(TM), I run a BBS...
Help! Help! A BBS is eating my computer! HELP!!!
[Ctrl]+[Alt]+[Del] para prxima mensagem.
Support your local Sysop, he brought you this message.
^--------Registered with a Rubber Check!
CAUTION! This User Bites!
What can you do at 3 AM? Psssttt - got a modem??
 
       -<BBSs are dying all over!  Help save them with INTBBS_WK!>-
 
          ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS  Home of Lakeshore Net <-----,
          |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------|
          `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-'
 
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR]
--- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered)
 * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00015 Date: 03/15/98
From: STEWART HONSBERGER                                    Time: 11:44pm
\/To: DENIS BURKE                                         (Read 2 times)
Subj: Taglines

15 Mar 98 08:21, Denis Burke wrote to Stewart Honsberger:
 SH>> Hullo all.. My hard drive just blew up and I lost all my (2+ megs)
 >         Hello Stew....my sysop has had this sub for about a week now
 >         and no one has posted....GREAT TO SEE someone in here......
 >         I know what it's like to loose the HD!...but...isn't that why
 >         god gave us 'back up technology!?" <G>....just kidding.......
Yeah I know.. I've got the HD here on my wall as a constant reminder to back 
up frequently <G>
 SH>> taglines.. Would anyone be so kind as to send me taglines with the
 SH>> following subjects?
 >         Lemme see what I got for ya'....I'll do 1 subject at a time....
 >         please forgive any "close" dups. My maint. utility doesn't
 >         delete "close dups."
What do you use? I use Tag-O-Matic (For nothing more than the de-duping) and 
it seems to get most of them.
 SH>> TBBS < ---------------------------+
 >                                      |
 >       (don't know what this is...)---+
It's a BBS software. That's an acronym for The Bread Board System.. I'm 
always looking for taglines that bash it because of one sysop I know who 
lives and breathes by this BBS package. You should also note that it hasn't 
been updated in the last 14 years and when it was, it cost upwards of 2000 
dollars <G>
 SH>> Adult Oriented
 >         I've got bunches, but don't think we can post em'....can we?
Yep! That's where I got my old adult tag file :> By the rules of the echo, 
you can post almost anything as long as it's in the form of taglines. And 
that it's not too vulgar. :>
 >         BTW. I'm new here, in return, can you tell me who the
 >         moderators are and where I can get a copy of the rules?
The official moderator is Barry Blaes, and the power-hungry one is Ivy 
Iverson. The rules are posted about once a month from "Moderator" to all.
"A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron
"I have a drinking problem. If Jake has 5 beers and Dan has 4..." "In Wine is 
Wisdom, In Beer is Power, In h2o are Bacteria!" (BEERWARE) If it works, buy 
yourself a beer!
(_)]  <-  Short Beer.
..Beer bellies = great waist.
..Great beer bellies are made, not born.
.It's not a beer-belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine
2,734,596 bottles of <hic> BEER... *passes out*
4 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Chocolate and Sex.
A warm beer is better than no beer at all
A woman is like... a beer!"   -Homer Simpson
After God created woman, He atoned by creating beer. All this beer and only 
one mouth.
American beer is like sex in a canoe.  F***ing close to water And the Lord 
Said let there be Light, then had a beer. Australian beer is made from 
kangaroo hops.
BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore!
Beer - It's not just a breakfast food anymore
Beer Gut?  Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex change Beer Nuts are 
$1.29 but Deer Nuts are under a buck. Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts 
to mankind. Beer goggles-see the world thru the eyes of drunk
Beer in MODERATION is Good, In EXCESS its even BETTER! Beer is Better: Beer 
is always in season.
Beer kills brain cells, but only the weak ones...
Beer math is two beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. Beer nuts:  The dreaded 
final stage of cotton balls. Beer!, Now that's a temporary solution.
Beer, Is there nothing it can't do?
Beer, Wine and Women --- Isn't Life Great !!!
Beer: Nectar of the Gods, or Urine of the Yeast?
Beertender, bring me another bar! {hic}
Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer.
Choking on a beernut? Apply the Heineken maneuver. Don't say to a cop: Drunk? 
I've only beered 2 hads. Drink and drive responsibly.......don't spill your 
beer Four Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels. Happiness is a Warm 
Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!! I don't do jogging, it makes my beer 
all foamy.
I drank a beer once but I didn't swallow any of it. Keep Canada Beautiful. 
Swallow your beer cans.
Let's get some beer and dynamite and go fishing.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh.
Lite Beer on tap - So THATS where it goes when you flush.. Looks like I 
picked a bad week to give up beer.
Man can not live on beer alone. But it's sure fun trying Never program and 
drink beer at the same time
Never take a beer to a job interview.
Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. On a beer day, you can 
pee forever.
One Beer gets me Drunk...usually the 47th.
Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking.
The good old days: Beer foamed and dishwater didn't. There is never enough 
beer, sex or disk space!
                    Stewart Honsberger (AKA Blackdeath)
                   WWW - http://tinys.oix.com/blackdeath
                     E-Mail - blackdeath@tinys.oix.com
... Support Bacteria--it's the only culture some people have.
-!- GOPGP v1.10
--- Msged 4.20 beta 2
 * Origin: Just Another Point... (1:229/600.1)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3L00000 Date: 03/15/98
From: ANDREW ZIEM                                           Time: 08:09am
\/To: PAUL ANDINACH                                       (Read 2 times)
Subj: Re: South Park

I was all like, "No Way!" and Paul was all ::
 AR>> Anyone have any South Park taglines?
 PA>    "Engelbert Humperdink was the first man on the moon. Who was the
 PA> second?"
        "Then how come they live in igloos?"
 Andrew  <psych0o@juno.com>
-=- Psych0Tag v0.50
... Show me a sane man; I'll cure him for you.
--- GoldED 3.00.Beta1+
 * Origin: Psychosis - Psych0Soft - Telegard - OS2 - 719.532.0053 - 
(1:128/234)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3L00001 Date: 03/15/98
From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 08:02pm
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: Windows Tags

 Hoooow much is that Blooonde in the window... 
 How much is that doggie in the window  ... woof woof.
#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shredder!
'42'?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, Windows NT.
'42'?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows ...
'Bother' said Pooh, as Win95 hung and wiped his hard drive.
'Bother' said Pooh, when he got Win95 home, and installed it.
'Bother' said Pooh, when his friends laughed because he had Windows 95.
'Why experiment on animals with so many Windows users out there?'
'Windows 95 turns a computer into a toy.
'Ya ever: Watch your self walking by store windows?
( Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here )
(1)Your brain on DOS. (0)Your brain on WINDOWS?
(A)bort (R)etry (T)hrow computer out window?
(A)bort, (F)ail or (T)oss computer out of window?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)witch to Windows UAE?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)hreaten with Windows?
(c) Windoze, (tm) Microsmurf Corp.
(computer) Destruct sequence completed and engaged. Loading Windows...
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < (OS/2 2.0).
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0! 2.0 is better than 1.
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.1!
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 Warp!
(Murphy's Law && program) == Windows.
(Murphy's Law && Programming) == Windows.
(Sorry - I'm having a little problem with Windows: its existence).
* * * Lets go soap Microsloths Windoze * * *
* <- Tribble. ~%#{..~$ = Tribbles after using Windows.
*REAL* men use COPY CON to create Windows apps...
*REAL* men use EDLIN to create Windows apps...
*REAL* programmers use COPY CON program.exe to create Windows apps...
*REAL* programmers use COPY CON to create Windows apps.
*REAL* programmers use COPY CON to create Windoze Apps.
-=( Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here )=-
-=SCAN1.09 Found [WINDOWS]: REMOVE? (Y/N)=-
-THE- 4.77MHz 8088 simulator: Microsoft Windows.
...a Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?
...and I DON'T DO WINDOWS!
...and then Sam Beckett handed over the Windows 95 box to Steve Jobs.
...you notice the sun coming up outside your window.
1 gig of RAM, 1 Terrabyte of HD space, a Pentium chip, NO WINDOWS!
1 gig of RAM;1 Terabyte of HD space;586 chip:NO WINDOWS!
1-2-3 for Windows does not yet EXCEL!
11:52 pm - Go around back to climb in window.
11:55 pm - Police catch you going through window.
12/31/95...Thank God there will be no more Windows '95!
1327 dupes of He's dead Jim... Convert into Win95 DLL? [Y][n]?
1993 Controversy of the Year - Is Windows a maze, or a-maze-ing?
2 signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service.
2 signs in a gas station window: Help wanted, Self service. --Wright.
2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y)?
2.0 VirusScan. Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/n).
2.0 VirusScan. Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y)?
20MB disk? *DO NOT* Load Windows NT
2512: OS/2 opens up windows, shuts up gates.
286 = Any computer running Windows.
286/20mhz = 486/33 + Windows! (I've tried it!)
286: What your 386 becomes when it runs Windoze.
286sx = any 286 running ms-windows.
286SX = Any 286 running Windows.
286SX/16 = Any 486DX2/66 running Windows.
300 bps - faster than a speeding Windows!
32-bit Windows + Artificial Intelligence - WINDOWS AIN'T!
386SX: Any 386 running Windows.
4.77MHz 8088 simulator: Microsoft Windows 3.1.
42?! 7.5 million years and al-- oh, you were using Windows.
42?! 7 million years and all y oh, you were running Windows ...
486 and Windows: A Maserati with the parking brake on.
486/50 + WINdoze = Maserati with the parking brake on.
4Dos Virus Scan -=Windows Found=- Delete (Y/n)?
4MB SVGA accelerator, 486DX-66, 16MB RAM + Windows 3.1 = Colorful XT.
500 copies of Windows Paintbrush active. Delete children (Y/N)?
50MHz 486 + Microsoft Windows = 4.77MHz 8088.
586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS
586, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD. Now I finally have room for Windows 95!
586, 32Mb 40ns RAM, 4Gb 2ms HD. Now Windows will beat DOS!
<boot> <hang> <reboot> <hang> <reboot> <hang>. --Win95.
<Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here>
<SCREAM> It's the Windows Beast come to get me!
> Evolution: Chicago -> Windows 4 -> Windows95 -> BOB!
@TOFIRST@ saves her neumies on a window in her room.
@TOFIRST@ saves his neumies on a window in his room.
A 10-MHz 486? Sorry, I didn't notice you had Windows.
A 486 that runs at 10 MHz? Oh, I didn't notice you had Windoze.
A 486 that runs at 10 Mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows.
A 486/50 + WINdoze = A Maserati with the parking brake on.
A bad sales move - mention Windows.
A bad sector wiped out your Windows? Again?
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A better way to DoubleSpace your disk: DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.
A broken Window gets you 7 meg. of bad luck
A com is a com is a com, but Windows NT will not COME!
A computer with Windows is a very expensive Etch-a-Sketch ...
A computer without Windows is like a fish w/o a bicycle.
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.
A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bike.
A crash of Windows taglines.
A Desqview is boring. Open Windows.
A face outside the window pane, however did it come to this? --Floyd.
A Ferengi is trying to sell us Windows, may I fire?
A few windows short of a desktop.
A fortress without walls, a window without bars.
A house without books is like a computer with Windows.
A house without books is like a room without windows.
A little windows never hurt anyone. Pain is gain.
A metaphysical dichotomy has occurred : unloading module WINDOWS.
A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!
A pane short of a window.
A Pentium only runs Windows 94.4444444444448626.
A Pentium that runs at 4 mhz? Sorry, I hadn't noticed you had Windows.
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.
A Racetrack is where windows clean people.
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : installing Windows95 on an XT.
A REAL test for Duracell Bunny : write a Windows version that _works_!
A REAL test for that pink bunny : installing Windows95 on an XT.
A REAL test for that pink bunny: Write a Windows version that works!
A smile is a window on your face that shows your heart is home.
A Smile Is A Window To Show That The Heart Is Home.
A smile: a window on your face showing your heart is home.
A virus scan program in OS/2: Found: WINDOWS Delete? Y/n?
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3L00002 Date: 03/15/98
From: BARRY BLAES                                           Time: 08:02pm
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: Windows Tags

Eureka! We'll send the Borg a copy of Windows 3.1!
Eva' notice how fast Windows runs? Neitha' dun did I.
Even domestic robots don't do WINDOWS!
Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows.
Ever notice how fast Windows 3.1 runs? Neither have I.
Ever notice how fast Windows 95 runs? Neither did I.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Me neither!
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I ...
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither have I.
Ever notice how fast Windows/NT runs? Really?... gosh, neither did I.
Ever notice how fast Windoze 95 runs? Neither have I.
Ever notice how well Windows runs? Neither did I.
Ever noticed how fast Windows run? Neither did I.
Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!
Ever wonder why Windows uses an hourglass? Guess not, huh?
Every morning is the dawn of a new ERROR in Windows.
Every time I close the door on Reality, it comes in through the window.
Every time I close the door on Reality, it comes in through Windows.
Every time I open Windows, the bugs come in!
Everybody likes Windows! Bill Gates said so.
Excorsize windows from your hard drive.
Excuse me; I'm going to go toss myself out the window. --Tom.
Excusre teh bad speling ... this is waht you get for runing Windoze.
Exhibitionists love Windows
Experts. Running Windows?! Of course I'#%^# NO CARRIER
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11.
Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF at 11.
Exploding Windows ... GOOD Exploding Drives ... NOT GOOD!
Exploding windows, great. Exploding drives, not so great.
Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11.
Explosion at MS-Windows beta test site: 200 chimpanzees killed.. .
Eyes? Windows of the mind? You're missing an INI file.
Fact: Crime has increased every year since Windows was introduced.
Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in.
Fast as a Hare, Slow as Windows.
Fast Computer = Fast! Fast Computer + Windows=Dirt Slow!
Faster! We've got to learn Windows 95 before 98 hits the street!
Fatal Error! Windows broke.
Fatal Error: Could NOT enter Windows, use Doors instead.
Fatal Error: Couldn't enter Windows, use Doors instead.
Fatal Windows Error 039: Cray not found - System Halted.
Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows.
Favorite Windoze game: Guess what this icon does?
Favorite windoze ice cream, Hoggin' DOS.
Feel lucky? Try upgrading to Windows 95.
Fer sail cheap, WINDOWS spel chekker, wurks grate!
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekcer, wurks grate.
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate!
Fer sail cheep, Windoze spel chekker, wurks grate.
Fer sell cheep: Windows spel chekker. Wurks grate.
File not found: <A>bort <R>etry <F>lingOutAWindow?
FILEMAN.EXE: Windows file name, standing for File Mangler.
Final score just in: OS/2 and Windows/95. A total blow out!
Finder: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
FIRE! BREAK the Windoze for ESCAPE!
First law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
First Windows...then the world.
Fix your Win95 problems... DELTREE C:\WINDOWS.
Food for Though: Does Data's software run Windows apps?
Food For Thought: Does Data's programming run Windows App's?
Food for Thought: Does Data's software run Windows apps?
For a bug free environment, do NOT open Windows.
For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program! --Windoze.
For a Free bud, Do you use Windows? - Yes, I do.
For just $3000, you too can change to Windoze95!
For sale - Large hourglass for timing Windows.
For Sale: Hour Glass for timing Windows...
FOR SALE: Screen windows for submarine. Only used once.
For you worthless windows morons, lick me where I sweat!
Forever free: Delete Windows now!
Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows!
Forget the prime directive! Give the Borg Windows! (better yet, NT!)
Forget the Prime Directive! Upload Windows 3.1 to the Borg!
Forget the prime directive, I say give the Borg Windows.
Forrest Gump: Head Engineer of Windows 95.
Forty-two?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows.
Found WIN95, delete? (Y)es, (J)a, (O)ui, (S)i (A)ye_Aye?
Found WINDOWS in C:WIN -- Remove it?
Freddy's back and he's got a copy of Windows NT.
FREE action figure in specially marked boxes of Windows.
FREE with Windows NT is a 500-page troubleshooting manual.
Freeware Windows Compression Utility: C:\WIN [Enter] DEL *.* [Enter].
Friends Don't Let Friends Do Windows.
Friends don't let friends run WIN95!
Friends don't let friends use Windows
Friends don't let friends use Windoze.
Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
Friends, Don't let friends do Windows.
Friends, DON'T let Friends use Windoze!
From San Francisco: Land of hills, chills, bills and bay window sills.
From the DOS prompt in your Big DOS Window.
From the People who brought you EDLIN; Windows 3.1
Function call to load Windows/NT: Sooooeee_pig_pig_pig_pig().
Function call to load Windows: here_piggy_piggy_piggy_piggy
Function to call windows: Here PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!
Fur sail cheep, Windows spiel chequer, wurks grate!
Fur sail cheep, Windoze spill chekker, works grate.
Future OS/2 users are current MS-Windows users, be kind.
Gasoline: your mileage may vary. Windows95: your IQ may vary.
Gates is the Antichrist: Wait till Windows 666 comes out!
Gates Math: Windows 95 = Macintosh 87.
Gates of Borg: Resistance is futile. You WILL use Windows 95.
Gates to divorce! Wife refuses to do Windows.
Gates, software under Windows.
Gateses to divorce! Wife refuses to do Windows.
Gateses to divorce! Wife won't do Windows...
Gee, 16-bit viruses work just *GREAT* under Windows 95.
Gee, my Nintendo can outrun Windows 95.
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore!
Gee, Toto, I don't think we're Windows anymore.
Gee, Wally, Why do people use Windows? Dunno Beav.
Gee,Toto...I don't think we're in Windows anymore.
General Protection Fault: Reboot Windows, Just Play Solitaire.
Geordi put down those windows disks. Geordi, GEORDI! --Data.
GEOS > Windoze > OS/2 (WYSIWYG Evolution).
GEOS: The ORIGINAL GUI, (Windoze was #3 after MAC!)
Geoworks - it's everything Windows should have been!
Geoworks - it's everything Windoze should have been!
Geoworks Ensemble = Windows4.01.
Get a BUG, add a BAD SECTOR and multiply by 10: WINDOWS.
--- Fastecho 1.45a
 * Origin: The Bears Den. $25.99 per tagline. (1:2630/140)