SH> TBBS < ---------------------------+
                                       |
        (don't know what this is...)---+
 SH> Windoze (Bashing - What else?)
 SH> OS/2 (Singing praises, of course!)
 SH> Adult Oriented
        I've got bunches, but don't think we can post em'....can we?
 SH> Ego
 SH> Blonde
 SH> Age/Birthday
 SH> Stewart Honsberger (AKA Blackdeath)
        BTW. I'm new here, in return, can you tell me who the moderators
        are and where I can get a copy of the rules?
Thanks, Be well
-= Denis =-
The following msgs. will contain all the tags I have regarding your
subjects, so I hope I will not be moderated for not putting tags in this
post.
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
--- ViaMAIL!/WC4 v1.30 
 * Origin: FidoNet - Treasure Mountain BBs Indianapolis, IN  (1:231/60)
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00001 Date: 03/15/98
From: DENIS BURKE                                           Time: 10:28am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: moderator tags

 SH> Sysop/BBS related
 We'll have fun fun fun till the Sysop takes the Echo away 
     <<<<< Thanks, Sysops >>>>>
  We'll have fun fun fun till the sysop takes the Echo away
 "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download." -- Rhett Sysop
 <SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& NO CARRIER
 BBS error: Unable to read user's mind - Disconnect (Y/n)?
 BlueWave mail door not found.  Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n)
 If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
 Synchronet BBS for DOS  Version 2.21  Copyright 1996 Digital Dynamics
 SYSOP IS A BLOO+=o2<|a+++.fJ=o+TOdo&= NO CARRIER
 SYSOP \'sis op\ n: the person laughing as you type.
"Bother," said Pooh, as DELTREE BBS appeared on his computer.
"But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!"
"But my SysOp don't carry the cow-tipping conference!"
"Configuration is irrelevant." Borg Sysop
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" - Rhett Sysop
"Hey everyone, I'm a modem jockey.""Wait, why are you laughing?"
"Hey, Rocky!  Watch me pull a SysOp outta my hat!"
"Your modem or your wife," said the divorce attorney.
"Z-MODEM" (n): Name for modem after being given a tranquilizer
#858 Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded!
#define sysop GOD #define reality NULL
$$$ Please ask your SYSOP to register this message $$$
(add to POSTLINK.CFG) ANNOY-SYSOP = Y
(D)ivorce  (P)roceedings  (S)tarted - Modem named as respondent!
(L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier.
))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP (((((   - subliminal message.
**** Support your local Sysop ****
***** Gary Head  @ WILDWOOD BBS 14.4baud * Relaynet(tm)  ->5409 *****
*ERROR find COLDBEER. Sysop not loaded.
*NEWS FLASH*  Hard Drive CrashSysop Strikes a Directory Tree.
*Real* sysops disconnect the speakers.
+[|~(   Have you thanked your SysOp today?   +[;-)
- - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
- FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line!!
-Chat Mode- SYSOP Here,  You have 30 seconds!
. . . Shipped Via The Vampyre Bar! BBS . . .
. Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!
 All sysops are not user friendly!
 Anyone who puts up a BBS qualifies for the space program.
 SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy.
 SysOp not found!  Please notify computer .
None of you exict, my sysop types all this in.
/G To access the Sysop menu!
1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words
2 x 4 bbs - a basic board.
2.1 TD X BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you sysop access!
2.1 TD X BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you sysop access!
3 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers pizza; one prefers women.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers menbut he's strange.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer donuts; one prefers womenbut she's strange.
4 of 5 Sysops prefer doughnuts.  The 5th demands pizza.
4 out of 5 SysOps prefer doughnuts. The 5th demands pizza.
<<<<<  Thanks, SYSOPs  >>>>>
<<<<< Thanks, SYSOPs >>>>>
<cr> <cr> <cr> <cr> <cr> <cr>   (A sysop reading mail)
<L>eech files <C>omplain to Sysop <D>rop Carrier
<SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS> @#%^#& NO CARRIER
@TOFIRST@, one of the folks that drives Sysops crazy!
A female Sysop is a Sysopette!
A fool and his money are SYSOP material
A fool and his money soon become a Sysop
A modem in every computer!
A priest gets defrocked; does a Sysop get UNZIPped?
A social life? What BBS do I download THAT from?
A Sysop and his money are soon parted.
A Sysop and his money are soon.. HEY where's my wallet!
Aaaahhhhh-CHU!  Not Virus, BBS Fever.
AARRGGHH! The Sysop is picking on me&)#*@(&#($* NO CARRIER
ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season?
Adventure.  Excitment.  A sysOp craves not these things
Adventure. Excitement. A Sysop craves not these things.
After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?"
All I need are other BBS Users and my Tag Line Xpress!
All sysops are not user friendly!
ALL sysops are scum.
All you folks do not exist. My Sysop types all this stuff in.
ALT-H gives you Sysop access!
Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!!
An error?  Impossible!  My modem is error correcting
And we'll have fun, fun, fun `till Daddy takes the Modem away!
Another victim of Modem Addictus
Any Sysops here? <<BANG>> Any more?
Applause, pom-poms & trumpets for our sysops & Moderators
Applause, pompoms and trumpets for our sysops and moderators!
ASCII and you shall receive --Z. Modem
Ask YOUR SYSOP about using FIDO NETMAIL!
Ask your Sysop for cat on crossnet!
BBS = Busted, Broke, Sysop (Now You Know!)
BBS not responding, hit Sysop to continue!
BBS Tip #01: Vocabulary lessons at 3:00 am. Page Sysop for details.
BBS tip #02: Pressing Alt-H gives you Sysop status!
BBS Tip #1: Vocabulary lessons at 3:00 am. Page Sysop for details.
BBS Tip #45: <CTRL>-<Alt>-<Del> gives you Sysop access!
BBS Tip #45: ALT-H gives you immediate sysop access!
BBS: sound made by Sysops after 3 months.
BBSs and Sysops make the world go around!
Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS
Become a Sysop and never see the world!
Beer Can wHEN tHISNotify SYSOP have Sales AidsUNCH
BEER.COM not found, Sysop not loaded.
Behind every good BBS is a good woman.
Being a Sysop is nice but it interferes with me being a wife. <g>
Being a Sysop is nice but it interferes with my life.
Being a Sysop is nice but it interferes with my WIFE!
Blue Wave mail door not found.  Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n)
BlueWave mail door not found.  Run Sysop out of town? (Y/n)
Boldly going where no modem has gone before
Bother!" said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system
But my sysop doesn't carry the cow-tipping conference!
Buy a 14.4 ..it is like modem skydiving..
Buy a 14.4 modem so your messages don't get out even faster.
C: Sysop not found; begin download C: *.* (Y,N)?
C:> COFFEE.COM missing SysOp halted
C:\COFFEE.CUP missing  SysOp Halted
Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl? *
Can you teach an old Sysop new tricks?
Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: Sysop not loaded.
Can't happen.  Your BBS isn't running BCSUTI. =) - I.Beard
Cannot find COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop not loaded.
Caution!  SysOp under pressure!
Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :->
Caution: SysOp under pressure!
Chat Mode, SYSOP Here, You have 30 seconds!
Chutzpah: asking if a bbs takes collect calls.
Chutzpah: Does your BBS take collect calls?
CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC
COFFEE.COM missing. Sysop halted.
COFFEE.COM not found.  Sysop asleep.
COFFEE.CUP missing   Sysop Halted
COLDBEER.CAN NOT FOUND - SYSOP NOT LOADED.
Common BBS talk:  FUWOTD - Fed up with off-topic discussion.
Common BBS talk: FREQ; File Request - available to Sysops
Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!!
Confucius say: Is more to running BBS than finding ON.
Connections! BBS - Christian Science Programming at it's
Connections! BBS * DNet/GNet * 609/692-4126 * Vineland NJ
Cop is my profession. Sysop is my hobby.
CoSysop Wanted:  Must have good oral skills.
CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers!
CTRL-H gives you Sysop status!
Dammit Jim! I'm a SysOp not a Ok, I'll get right on it!
Def: Guts: putting the name SYSOP in your twit filter
Define Sysop = God Reality = Null.
Did you hear about the BBS that.
Did you hear about the Sysop who died? - Had a terminal illness!
Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
Did you say that MNP means Modem Needs Pizza?
Didn't the Sysop say he was installing a new modem*&^%$#@#!NO CARRIER.
Disatisfied with BBS performance?  Hit <CTRL><ALT><DEL> to improve it.
DO I need a modem for each phone line?
Doctor, Come quick!!! The Sysop needs a Straitjacket!
Does a sysop have to call himself to read his mail?
Does your BBS take collect calls?
don't reply to inappropriate messages, leave SysOp do it.
dROp yoUr CArriER or tHE sYSop GEts iT!
DURACELL.BAT - ARCed. Sysop is shocked!
E Pluribus Modem
Early to bed, early to rise, is a sure sign the modem is broken!
EchoMail doesn't exist; Sysops type all this in!
ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas
Error #1070: Sysop late for work
Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware
Error locating COLDBEER.CAN -- SysOp not loaded!
ERROR!  Sysop not found.  Please notify computer immediately.
ERROR: SYSOP NOT LOADED: LOAD COLDBEER.CAN
Error: Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN - Sysop not loaded.
Ever get the feeling that the Sysop is watching your every move?
Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his?
EXECUTIVE ERROR: STARTING SYSOP ERASURE..COMPLETED.
Expand your vocabulary. Page a Sysop at 3:00 A.M.
F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!
Fatal Database Error: Sysop out of town.
FATAL ERROR #10070:  Sysop late for work
FATAL ERROR #1071:  SYSOP BANKRUPT
Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space.
FIDO lie  #IX     Your sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie  #XIV    NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie  #XVIII  My sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #09 Your Sysop doesn't type this all in.
FIDO lie #14 NetMail is Highly PRIVATE and Sysops don't read them.
FIDO lie #18 My Sysop enjoys reading all my posts.
FIDO lie #XII     Netmail is highly PRIVATE and sysops don't read them
Flair - 11 times the Man.  V&T BBS - 14 times the BBS!
Floppy not responding, format Sysop instead?
For great BBS playing, Freq WRAITH and AWAKE (1:271/380)
For instant SYSOP access, press ALT-H
For Sale! One used Sysop with RSI & a headache!
For sincere personal advice, page your Sysop at 3 A.M.
FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line.
For those who choose to BBS with the very best.
Forget reading the bulletins, call the Sysop voice at 2 A.M.!
Funny how no Sysop complains over the extra expense.
G-PHILES: Text more interesting than a Sysop could write alone.
Generic Tagline v5: []Flame Moderator []Flame Sysop [X]Flame user.
Get a life?  Which BBs do I download that from?
Get down and Modem the night away!
Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves!
Glad my Sysops are tolerant about my uploads!
GNet EMS * Connections! BBS * 609/692-4126 * Vineland NJ
GNET * The No*Name BBS * Wilm,DE * Where YOUR 2 cents COU
God hath no fury like a sysop scorned!
Good Grief! - The Sysop is Actually On The Board!!
GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR!
Guts:  Adding SYSOP to your twit filter
Happiness: a BBS with an 800 number!
Hard Drive Crash. Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree
Hark!  What mail from yonder modem breaks?
Hark! What mail from yonder Modem breaks?
Have You Hugged Your Sysop Lately?
Have you hugged your Sysop today?
Have you said "THANKS" to your sysop today?
Have You Snagged Your SYSOPS Tag Today? Then Snipit.
Have you twitted your Sysop today?
Heard that the sysop likes to watch porno@#$&&@#$  NO CARRIER
Help! Help!  A BBS is eating my computer!  HELP!!!
Hey Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Hey, call my BBS V.21 3am - 6am 360Kb FDD on line!!
Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a Sysop outta my hat!
Hit Alt-H for temporary Sysop access.
Hit any Sysop to continue.
Hold that thought.  SysOp gone fishing
Honor thy SysOp as thy self.
Hug Your SysOp daily, Send Her Candy On Her Birthday.
I BBS because no one can read my handwriting
I brake for SYSOPS (when they're under my car's wheels).
I called my favorite BBS and all I got was this lousy tagline
I can't be mistaken - my modem is error-correcting.
I can't be wrong; my modem is error-correcting.
I didn't DO IT, my modem did! <---Tagline stolen from some kinky fool!
I don't exist.  The sysop types all this in.
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't HAVE a real life.  I'm a BBS addict.
I hate Sysops that think they know it all.
I have a 14400bps modem and 1.5bps fingers.
I have a 9600 bps modem and 1.5 bps fingers!
I just got a new Modem for my wife - What a Great Trade!
I know John Lynch. Well, it's John_P. Lynch, the Sysop of Port EINSTEIN.
I Love My Sysop
I modem down, but dey grew back.
I modem down, but they grew back.
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
I shot the Moderator, but I did not shoot the Sysop
I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten.
I thought all Sysops liked pain and suffering.
I used to have money in the bank----now I run a BBS
I'm a Sysop and I feel obliged to mess with things.
I'm NOT addicted.  I just use the modem all the time.
I'm sending my cat out to work so I can BBS all day!
I'm too sexy for my modem, too sexy for my modem (boom boom boom boom)
IDE BBS 12 gigs, shareware, adult, Internet E-mail, more.
If BBS doesn't answer, please leave message to the Sysop.
If money talks, Being a Sysop is pretty quiet!
If spouses ever unite, Sysops will be in trouble.
If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H for a second attempt.
If Sysop doesn't answer first page, use ALT-H.
If Sysop not found - Please notify computer!
If Sysops were really smart, they'd be users!
if(Sysop != here) crash(system);
Insufficient mug space.  SysOp Failure.
Is a sysop with one bad leg a SYS-HOP ??
Is a Sysop with one leg a SysHop?
Is fire supposed to shoot out of the modem like that?
Is my modem supposed to smoke like that?
Is that a modem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?!?
Is the Sysop looking?  No? Great, now I caNO CARRIER
Is there a Sysop in the house? BANG! Any more?
Is your modem connected to the phone line?
isk Crash BBS - now with 360K Online *
It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is?
It's ANNOY THE SYSOP DAY!!! YAAAyyyyy!!ATH! NO CARIER
Ixthus BBS - on line with RIME!
Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes.
Join the Frustrated Sysop Society today!
Join the plot! Burn a Sysop today!!!!!!!!!!
just a friendly online BBS for the past 6-7 years in Central Calif.
Just being a SysOp qualifies you for the Butterfly Nets.
Just say NO to single-menu BBS software!
KlinNet - new Star Trek network coming to a bbs near you.
Latest news! SYSOP overthrown by a coup!
Less Than Zero BBS * Smallwood, NY * Home of Solution Net
Line noise provided by the FBI's BBS monitoring service.
Loggers have Paul Bunyan. Network Sysops have Tom Jennings.
Lonesome is being the "first" modem user
Look up BBS in the dictionary and our number will be there.
Looking for a good time? Call System Support BBS
Lookout World!  The Modem is Ringing!
Mail not found: (a)bort (r)etry (p)anic (b)lame Sysop
Mail not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic, (B)lame Sysop
Make your 28k modem look like 300 baud - surf the Web
Manly yes, but Sysop likes it too!
Mispeled?  Imposuble.  My modem is ererr crecting.
Mispelld? Imposible! My modem is errer crecting
Missing COLDBEER.BUD - SysOp not loaded!
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
Misspelled?  Naahmy modem is error correcting!
Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting.
Moderator & Sysop of Largest GENEALOGICAL BBS in Midwest!
Money?  Sysops don't make any!
MPro 1.51   Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
MPro 1.53   . Error finding COLDBEER.CAN  Sysop not loaded!
MPro 1.53   BBS Tip #45 : Alt-H gives you SysOp access !!!!!!!
MPro 1.53   Is fire supposed to shoot out of the modem like that?
MR. WIZARD!!!! I don't wanna be a Sysop anymore!!!!!!
My BBS is Baroque now, please call Bach later with your Handel.
My computer's sick.  I think my modem is a carrier.
My epitaph:  Sysop not buried here.  Leave feedback instead?
My FIDO Sysop keeps a supply on hand for his clients.
My modem can beat up your modem
My modem has premature bauding
My modem isn't slow, its Baudily Challenged.
My modem isn't slow; it's "baudly" challened.
My modem supposed to smoke like that?
My OTHER modem has subspace capability.
My other modem is a Sportster 28.8
My other modem is an USRobitics HST DS 16800/FAX.
My Sysop can beat up your Sysop!
My Sysop can kick your Sysop's as*#$*! *!@#$*$ NO CARRIER
MY Sysop lets me say things like     C E N S O R E D
Netmail doesn't exist; the Sysop types all this in!
Networked Sysops pick their nodes.
Never Argue With a Skunk, a Mule, a Woman or a SysOp (Or *ME*!!!)
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, SysOp or "Moderator".
Never argue with a Skunk, Woman, or a sysop
Never Argue With a Woman Sysop
Never ask a Sysop to say When.
New Mail not found. Executing Blame/Flame Sysop Sequence.
NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree.
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Not all Sysops are not user friendly!
Not all Sysops are scum.
Not all Sysops are User friendly!
NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS
Not this MONTH Dear, I have MODEM DOOM!
Not tonight honey, I feel a modem coming on.
Not tonight, DearI have a modem
Nothing in Policy implies that Godhood is a Sysop requirement!
Nothing in Policy implies that sanity is a Sysop requirement!
Notice!! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure
Now I have been a Sysop for ohhh about 15-20 years.
OFF-line mail makes Sysops happy.
Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wlel/
Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan.
Oh, bother said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
Okay Sysops - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo.
Old SysOps never die. They just get new Wangs!
Old Sysops never die; they ju@t f^%G*(k&)(g7g
One modem said to another: "Hey, You've got a nice Baud!"
One modem said to another: "mind showing me your bits?"
One modem said to the other "Do you have to echo every thing I say?"
One page a day keeps the Sysop at bay.
Origin (This List):  The Chuckle Box BBS
Origin: BullChips BBS 1:360/23 (1:360/23)
Origin: Pretzel Logic BBS - San Antonio, TX (1:387/401)
Origin: Seoul Computer Club BBS (6:760/4)
Origin: Usenet :Infomaniac's Dial-A-File BBS (1:343/70)
our Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch *
OUR Sysop lets us say XXXXCENSOREDXXXX
P.S. We'll leave the modem on for you
Page your Sysop at 3 A.M. and learn new words!
Page your Sysop at 3 A.M. for free prizes!!!!
Page your sysop at 3:00 am and learn lots of new words!
PAGE:  Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
PCBored?  Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
Picked up this stupid tagline at a BBS Convention.
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop
Please return Sysop to original upright position.
Please return the Sysop to his original uptight position.
PLEASE STAND-BY:  SYSOP HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS (TAKING A LEAK)
Please wait Sysop has exited to DOS.
Plug your modem in backwards and hear the Devil's own words!
Pogo's Place BBS * Where the Cows Come Home! (1:2604/141)
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
Preserve an endangered species:  Female Sysops
Press Alt-H for temporary Sysop access.
Press ALT-H when the Sysop asks for a chat.
Proud to be a RIME SYSOP since 1990
Put your money where your modem is!
Q: Is a 28.8 Modem worthwhile? A: Yes, when the price falls 50%!
Real Sysops actually have a personality.
Real Sysops answer their E-Mail and Comments.
Real Sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
Real Sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems.
Real Sysops are suprised when they receive donations.
Real Sysops aren't hypocrites.
Real Sysops avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Real Sysops come up with original names for their boards.
REAL SysOps disconnect the speakers.
Real Sysops disconnect their computer's speaker.
Real Sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Real SysOps don't change the name of their board every month.
Real Sysops don't leave mail to Users begging them to post.
Real SysOps don't need a Ramdisk.
Real Sysops don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
Real SysOps don't procrastinate.
Real Sysops don't rape local BBS's for files.
Real SysOps don't run PCBoard because 'It's the most popular'.
Real Sysops DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
Real Sysops eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
Real Sysops get angry if their boards are crashed.
Real SysOps hate 2400 baud transmission.
Real Sysops hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money.
Real SysOps hate it when you call yourself a 'future SysOp.'
Real Sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
Real Sysops have 14400 or 28800 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have 28.8 bps. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have a batch file for EVERYTHING.
Real Sysops have a clock card.
Real SysOps have a fan on their computer at all times.
Real SysOps have a real computer (a PC!)
Real Sysops have a real computer such as a 386, 486 or an Pentium.
Real Sysops have a room specifically for their BBS.
Real SysOps have a second computer to test for Viruses.
Real Sysops have all important programs PATHed.
Real SysOps have only 3 files in their root directory.
Real Sysops have their own phone line without 'call-waiting.'
Real Sysops have VGA systems.
Real Sysops keep their files in separate, logical sections.
Real SysOps know how to spell.
Real Sysops know that 'phone' is spelled with 'ph' and 'fun' with 'f'.
Real SysOps know the difference between a new user and a loser.
REAL Sysops know what REAL Users are all about
Real Sysops make their own ANSI welcome screens.
Real Sysops offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
Real Sysops put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
Real Sysops put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
Real Sysops rarely have any money to improve their systems.
Real Sysops spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online.
Real Sysops try to help the new Users; not cut them down.
Real Sysops turn off the ringer on their telephone.
Real Sysops turn off their monitor as often as possible.
Real Sysops unplug their systems and phone lines during storms.
Remember to thank your SYSOP on occasion!
Remember, somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.
Remember:  Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.
Remember: An upload a day keeps the Sysop away.
Remember: Somewhere, somehow - a Sysop is watching you.
Rockwell-based modem explodes, kills SYSOP, film at 11!
Rocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat!
Roger Lynn must be home. The modem is still warm.
Rule 5: Everyone must buy the Sysop chocolate.
Rule No.1: The Sysop is Always Right!
Run Time Error 485728403  Sysop Obviously Crazy .
RUNTIME ERROR!!!! Sysop having too much fun<G>..
SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures
SAST = Sysops Against Stupid Taglines
SASU - Sysops against Stupid Users
Save gas: Commute by modem
Secret Anatomical Mysteries explained at Paul's Place BBS
Secret revealed: Press CONTROL-ALT-DEL for Sysop Access!
Security, confine the alien Sysop to the brig.
SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!!
ShareWare Galaxy BBS --- Were here to help.
SimsWare BBS - The Alarm/Security Industry connection point.
SmartNet Node #914-014 * 10 FORWARD BBS * Pomona, NY 914-
So what if I am a modem junky?
Stay back!  I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!!
Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch
Sysop ('sih sop) n. - the guy laughing at your typing.
Sysop (n): A being that never sleeps, eats or has any MONEY
Sysop (n): the person laughing at you as you type.
Sysop (noun): One who reconfigures
Sysop (sihs' op) n.: The person laughing at your typing.
sysop (sis'-ap) n. Person with a basement tan
Sysop - Guy on the other end laughing at your typing
Sysop - Guy who likes watching others use his computer.
Sysop corrupted - Reboot Universe (Y/N)?
Sysop fueled by ATP.
Sysop Halted Press F13 to continue
Sysop has requested chat. Type ALT-H to accept.
SysOp Has Requested Chat ALT-H to accept!
SYSOP HAS SHELLED TO DOS. @#%^#& NO CARRIER
Sysop just left his BBS, and I CAN'T LOG ON!!
Sysop Justification No.1:  Because I'm the Sysop; that's why!
Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!"
sysop Modeon alert
SysOp not available.  This is an OFF-LINE mail reader, dummy.
Sysop not found <C>avort <W>reck havoc <P>lunder
Sysop not found! Please notify computer
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Sysop of Borg: phone bills are irrelevant.
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End ow N9Mule, a Woman or a SysOp (Or *ME*!!!)
Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp
Never argue with a skunk, mule, woman, SysOp or "Moderator".
Never argue with a Skunk, Woman, or a sysop
Never Argue With a Woman Sysop
Never ask a Sysop to say When.
New Mail not found. Executing Blame/Flame Sysop Sequence.
NEWSFLASH: Hard Drive Crash. Sysop strikes Directory Tree.
None of you exists, my sysop types all this in!
Not all Sysops are not user friendly!
Not all Sysops are scum.
Not all Sysops are User friendly!
NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS
Not this MONTH Dear, I have MODEM DOOM!
Not tonight honey, I feel a modem coming on.
Not tonight, DearI have a modem
Nothing in Policy implies that Godhood is a Sysop requirement!
Nothing in Policy implies that sanity is a Sysop requirement!
Notice!! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure
Now I have been a Sysop for ohhh about 15-20 years.
OFF-line mail makes Sysops happy.
Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wlel/
Oh give me a phone, with a modem on loan.
Oh, bother said Pooh, as the sysop locked him out of the system.
Okay Sysops - Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo.
Old SysOps never die. They just get new Wangs!
Old Sysops never die; they ju@t f^%G*(k&)(g7g
One modem said to another: "Hey, You've got a nice Baud!"
One modem said to another: "mind showing me your bits?"
One modem said to the other "Do you have to echo every thing I say?"
One page a day keeps the Sysop at bay.
Origin (This List):  The Chuckle Box BBS
Origin: BullChips BBS 1:360/23 (1:360/23)
Origin: Pretzel Logic BBS - San Antonio, TX (1:387/401)
Origin: Seoul Computer Club BBS (6:760/4)
Origin: Usenet :Infomaniac's Dial-A-File BBS (1:343/70)
our Modem Call My Modem And We'll Do Lunch *
OUR Sysop lets us say XXXXCENSOREDXXXX
P.S. We'll leave the modem on for you
Page your Sysop at 3 A.M. and learn new words!
Page your Sysop at 3 A.M. for free prizes!!!!
Page your sysop at 3:00 am and learn lots of new words!
PAGE:  Beep the speaker at the sysop to see if he's at home.
PCBored?  Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight!
Picked up this stupid tagline at a BBS Convention.
Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop
Please return Sysop to original upright position.
Please return the Sysop to his original uptight position.
PLEASE STAND-BY:  SYSOP HAS TEMPORARILY EXITED TO DOS (TAKING A LEAK)
Please wait Sysop has exited to DOS.
Plug your modem in backwards and hear the Devil's own words!
Pogo's Place BBS * Where the Cows Come Home! (1:2604/141)
Policy does not imply that sanity is a Sysop requirement.
Preserve an endangered species:  Female Sysops
Press Alt-H for temporary Sysop access.
Press ALT-H when the Sysop asks for a chat.
Proud to be a RIME SYSOP since 1990
Put your money where your modem is!
Q: Is a 28.8 Modem worthwhile? A: Yes, when the price falls 50%!
Real Sysops actually have a personality.
Real Sysops answer their E-Mail and Comments.
Real Sysops are always on the brink of divorce.
Real Sysops are NEVER satisfied with their systems.
Real Sysops are suprised when they receive donations.
Real Sysops aren't hypocrites.
Real Sysops avoid 'Chat Mode' as often as possible.
Real Sysops come up with original names for their boards.
REAL SysOps disconnect the speakers.
Real Sysops disconnect their computer's speaker.
Real Sysops dislike uploads of duplicate files.
Real SysOps don't change the name of their board every month.
Real Sysops don't leave mail to Users begging them to post.
Real SysOps don't need a Ramdisk.
Real Sysops don't post their numbers on every known BBS.
Real SysOps don't procrastinate.
Real Sysops don't rape local BBS's for files.
Real SysOps don't run PCBoard because 'It's the most popular'.
Real Sysops DON'T think they are God and are better than everyone else.
Real Sysops eyes are always red. Clear eyes indicate you aren't working
Real Sysops get angry if their boards are crashed.
Real SysOps hate 2400 baud transmission.
Real Sysops hate authors of bad Shareware programs begging for money.
Real SysOps hate it when you call yourself a 'future SysOp.'
Real Sysops HATE the Hayes vs. USR argument.
Real Sysops have 14400 or 28800 baud. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have 28.8 bps. There are few exceptions.
Real SysOps have a batch file for EVERYTHING.
Real Sysops have a clock card.
Real SysOps have a fan on their computer at all times.
Real SysOps have a real computer (a PC!)
Real Sysops have a real computer such as a 386, 486 or an Pentium.
Real Sysops have a room specifically for their BBS.
Real SysOps have a second computer to test for Viruses.
Real Sysops have all important programs PATHed.
Real SysOps have only 3 files in their root directory.
Real Sysops have their own phone line without 'call-waiting.'
Real Sysops have VGA systems.
Real Sysops keep their files in separate, logical sections.
Real SysOps know how to spell.
Real Sysops know that 'phone' is spelled with 'ph' and 'fun' with 'f'.
Real SysOps know the difference between a new user and a loser.
REAL Sysops know what REAL Users are all about
Real Sysops make their own ANSI welcome screens.
Real Sysops offer Zmodem protocol for file tranfers.
Real Sysops put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
Real Sysops put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
Real Sysops rarely have any money to improve their systems.
Real Sysops spend long distance $$$ to find new programs to put online.
Real Sysops try to help the new Users; not cut them down.
Real Sysops turn off the ringer on their telephone.
Real Sysops turn off their monitor as often as possible.
Real Sysops unplug their systems and phone lines during storms.
Remember to thank your
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From: DENIS BURKE                                           Time: 10:29am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: programming tags...

 -=> Quoting Stewart Honsberger to All <=-
 SH> Programming
  Real programmers use EDLIN.
"Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write it
--==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==--
.ASM programmers drive stick shifts
6809 programmers can DO IT with a bra.
6809 programmers can DO IT without sex.
ADA programmers DO IT by committee.
ADA programmers DO IT in packages.
Algol 68 programmers DO IT od.
All programmers are optimists.
All programmers want arrays!
Another case of Cherry Coke down the programming hatch!
Another pot of coffee down the programming hatch!
APL programmers DO IT backwards.
APL programmers DO IT in a line.
APL programmers DO IT with glyphs.
APL programmers DO IT with style.
ASM - Low level programming for low level programmers.
Assembler programmers DO IT a bit at a time.
Assembler programmers DO IT byte by byte.
Assembler programmers DO IT in hex.
Assembler programmers DO IT one-to-one.
Automation programmers DO IT for you.
BASIC programmers DO IT all over the place.
BASIC programmers DO IT by the number.
BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN.
Basic programmers never die. They just GOSUB without RETURN!
BASIC programmers never die; they GOSUB and don't return.
BCPL: Beats Cobol Programming Language
Bell Labs programmers DO IT with UNIX.
Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers!
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers
Burroughs programmers have to pay a Poll tax.
C programmers do it in a structured manner.
C Programmers do it with models!
C programmers DO IT with pointers.
C programmers DO IT with the LARGE model!
C programmers DO IT with their nose in a manual.
C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts.
C programming means never having to say you're done.
C++ programmers DO IT with "oop, there it is!"
C++ programmers DO IT with class
C++ programmers DO IT with private members and public objects.
C++ programmers DO IT with their friends, in private.
C++ programmers earns money by inheritence.
Christmas & Halloween confuse programmers: DEC 25, OCT 31
Closed captioned in hex for programmers where available
Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers.
COBOL is for wimpy application programmers.
Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
COBOL programmers DO IT very slow.
COBOL programmers DO IT with bugs.
COBOL programmers DO IT with reams (of paper).
COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. ___ Blue Wave/QWK
COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.)
Code: (n.) a means of concealing bugs favored by programmers.
Coffee sweetened with NO-DOZ ... Programmers' fuel...
Computer programmers DO IT bit by bit.
Computer programmers DO IT interactively.
Computer programmers DO IT logically.
Computer Programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit...
Computer programmers never die, they compile
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Computer programmers wanted - Some assembly required.
Computer programming gossip - bits and bytes.
Connections! BBS - Christian Science Programming at it's
Contract programmers do it for money.
DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female programmers.
DEFINITION: Bit - The increment by which programmers slowly go mad.
DEFINITION: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by programmers in
DOC's Law 9: Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers.
Documetation - The worst part of programming
DOS programmers can DO IT in a box (OS/2 1.3).
Eunuchs - What they did to bad programmers.
Female programmers get their bits twiddled.
For programmers, Insomnia isn't a problem, it's a requirement.
FORTH programmers DO IT from behind.
FORTRAN programmers DO IT with double precision.
FORTRAN programmers DO IT with soap.
FORTRAN programmers just DO IT.
GNU programmers DO IT for free & don't give a damn about look & feel.
Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe
How many MS programmers does it take to open a Window?
It's a fact...the programmers who made Windows are INSANE!
LISP programmers DO IT by recursion.
LISP programmers DO IT without unexpected side effects.
Logic programmers DO IT with unification/resolution.
MAC programmers DO IT in windows.
Machine language programmers DO IT very fast.
Machine language programmers DO IT with a monitor.
Managing programmers is like herding cats.
Managing senior programmers is like herding cats.
MVS programmers would DO IT, if RACF would let them.
nfx v2.0 [C0000] Is it just me or does CBS programming really suck b
No, programmers are not entitled to handicapped parking!
Old Computer programmers never die, they just decompile.
Old Computer programmers never die, they just log off.
Old Computer programmers never die, they just lose it bit by bit.
Old programmers never die, they just lose their byte.
Old programmers never die.  They branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die. They just lose their byte!
Old programmers never die; they exit to a higher shell.
Old programmers never die; they just endlessly loop.
Oxymoron: Forth programming language.
PASCAL programmers DO IT for an educational experience.
PASCAL programmers DO IT from the top down
Pascal programmers do it with indentations.
Profanity is one language all programmers know best.
Profanity Is The Language Programmers Know Best!
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Profanity: the universal programming language
Programming - like building a castle with toothpicks
Programming Department:  Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait.
Programming is 10% inspiration and 90% debugging.
Programming is like sex - one mistake and you support it
Programming is like sex: 1 mistake & you have to support it for life.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you support it for life.
Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it.
Programming _can_ be fun.
Real programmers aren't.
REAL programmers can use   copy con program.exe
Real Programmers DO IT in assembly.
Real programmers don't change light bulbs.
Real Programmers don't do Windows
Real programmers don't document.  If it was hard to write, it should be
Real programmers don't use flowcharts.]
Real Programmers don't write COBOL.
Real Programmers Don't Write Games.
Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE !
Real Programmers make lousy managers.
Real programmers practice safe HEX.
Real programmers snort Taster's Choice.
REAL programmers use "COPY COM1 PROGRAM.ZIP" and whistle.
Real Programmers use "Copy Con Filename.exe"
Real programmers use COPY CON: PROGNAME.EXE
Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE
Real programmers use punched cards.
REAL programmers use undocumented DOS calls
REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
Recursive programmers DO IT over and over and over.....
Remember: -=[ Programmers Do It with LOGIC ]=- {SS/91}
Rich computer programmers live in CON:DOS.
RISC assembly programmers DO IT 1073741824 times a second.
Slow programmers Prog-crastinate....
Smalltalk programmers DO IT graphically.
SQL programmers DO IT with relatives (relational dabasess).
Structured programmers DO IT OD.
Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded muddle.
Sub-titled in HEX for programmers
The language that all programmers know : PROFANITY !!
UNIX programmers DO IT in the background.
UNIX programmers DO IT with (c)-shells.
UNIX programmers DO IT with (k)orn.
UNIX programmers DO IT with forks.
UNIX programmers just DO IT cryptically.
VM programmers DO IT virtually all the time.
VM systems programmers DO IT three levels deep.
VM systems programmers DO IT with emulated devices.
Voodoo Programming:  Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work
Wanted: Programmers.  Some assembly required.
We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
Why do they put gratings on urinals?  Programmers will eat the mints!
Why is there gratings on urinals?  So programmers don't eat the mints
Windows 95:  Known as WinCrash by MicroSoft programmers.
Windoze NT programmers still can't DO IT.
X programmers DO IT with clients and servers.
You want programming jokes? Ok: Pascal, COBOL,
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
{ C programmers do it between curly braces };
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
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From: DENIS BURKE                                           Time: 10:30am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: Insults....

 SH> Insult
"I'll be the mouthpiece this time, but you speak." - Railroad Jerk
"It's a rollercoaster and it's bringing us closer..." - Railroad Jerk
A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge.
Are those yo'momma tits, or did Laurel and Hardy leave her their heads?
Don't jerk chains unless you know where they're connected
Every time I pass your house, yo'momma runs out and barks at me!
Headline: Court Rules That Being A Jerk Is Not A Crime
I saw yo'momma at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I seen yo'momma downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
If ugly was bricks, yo'momma would be the Empire State Building.
Love thy neighbour as thyself. What, jerk him off too?
Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk -work evaluationese
Were you born that way, or did yo'momma marry an armadillo?
Yo'momma ain't so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo'momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo'momma armpits stink so bad, she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo'momma arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo'momma arms so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Yo'momma ass so tight only the dogs can hear it when she farts!
Yo'momma breath so bad her teeth have asbestos caps!
Yo'momma breath so bad she be blowin' bubbles with Now & Laters.
Yo'momma breath so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo'momma butt is so big, crack dealers say she's got enough already.
Yo'momma butt so hairy she has to part the crack to crap.
Yo'momma can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Yo'momma could only get a date with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yo'momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Yo'momma don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock and Roll.
Yo'momma drives a peanut.
Yo'momma ears are so big she drives the freeways by sonar!
Yo'momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo'momma glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo'momma glasses so thick, she could read my mind!
Yo'momma goes out takes a look at the menu and says "That'll do."
Yo'momma got a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo'momma got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo'momma got a face like a bag of chisels.
Yo'momma got a face like a bag of smashed arseholes.
Yo'momma got a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.
Yo'momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
Yo'momma got a face like a burglar's dog !!
Yo'momma got a face like a half-sucked mango
Yo'momma got a face like a welder's bench.
Yo'momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
Yo'momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo'momma got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo'momma got a leather wig with suede sideburns.
Yo'momma got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Yo'momma got a pussy on her hip so she can make money on the side.
Yo'momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo'momma got a wooden leg with a real foot.
Yo'momma got a wooden leg with branches.
Yo'momma got a yeast infection so bad, she pisses biscuits.
Yo'momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Yo'momma got an ass soo big she got to sh*t in a dumpster.
Yo'momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name Neicee
Yo'momma got four eyes and two pair of sunglasses.
Yo'momma got green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo'momma got hair on her tongue and she gargles with curl activator.
Yo'momma got lips on her ass, that's why she talks a lot of sh*t!
Yo'momma got more pricks than a pin cushion.
Yo'momma got no legs & her name Contsuelo
Yo'momma got snakeskin teeth.
Yo'momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Yo'momma got so many teeth missing it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Yo'momma got so much hair on her upper lip she braids it.
Yo'momma got three fingers and a banjo.
Yo'momma got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.
Yo'momma got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Yo'momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.
Yo'momma hair is so nappy, she rolls her hair with rice.
Yo'momma hair so nappy she has to take pain killers to comb it!
Yo'momma hair so nappy she rolls her hair with rice.
Yo'momma hair so nappy when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Yo'momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo'momma has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo'momma has a short arm and can't applaude.
Yo'momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo'momma has a wooden afro with an X carved in the back.
Yo'momma has an ass soo big she has to use a dumpster.
Yo'momma has green hair and thinks she a tree.
Yo'momma has no ears. I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses.
Yo'momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Yo'momma head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo'momma head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo'momma head so small she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo'momma head so small she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo'momma head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo'momma hips so big people set their drinks on them.
Yo'momma hole so loose she can use a 747 as a dildo.
Yo'momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo'momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before going outside.
Yo'momma house so dirty the mice ride dirt bikes!
Yo'momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo'momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo'momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo'momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo'momma just like a TV remote: A 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo'momma just like the Pillsbury Doughboy. Everybody pokes her.
Yo'momma like a 10 Seater Bike: It take 10 people to move her ass.
Yo'momma like a 7-11: She's on every corner, and she's always open.
Yo'momma like a 7-UP: Never had it, never will.
Yo'momma like a bike: People constantly pumping away at her.
Yo'momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo'momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
Yo'momma like a broken bubble gum machine: 25 cents gets it all.
Yo'momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
Yo'momma like a bubble gum machine: Everyone gets a pop.
Yo'momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo'momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo'momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo'momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo'momma like a Coke machine: 50 cents a pop.
Yo'momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo'momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo'momma like a garden: She's always gettin' planted.
Yo'momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three periods.
Yo'momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
Yo'momma like a horse: She's always gettin' mounted.
Yo'momma like a lamp post: She be on every street corner.
Yo'momma like a light switch: Even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo'momma like a McDonalds: over 52 billion served.
Yo'momma like a motorcycle: Couple kicks and shes roaring to go.
Yo'momma like a pack of bubble gum: 5 sticks for a quarter.
Yo'momma like a potato chip seller on 42nd street: "LAYS! LAYS!"
Yo'momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
Yo'momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over the country.
Yo'momma like a refrigerator: Everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo'momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
Yo'momma like a rifle: Four cocks and she loaded.
Yo'momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
Yo'momma like a shotgun: One cock and she blows!
Yo'momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.
Yo'momma like a stamp: You lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo'momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
Yo'momma like a taxi: Constantly giving rides to strangers.
Yo'momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo'momma like a TV set: Even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo'momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
Yo'momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!
Yo'momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
Yo'momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo'momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo'momma like cake mix: 15 servings per package!
Yo'momma like castlebury stew: Servings are family size.
Yo'momma like chinese food: Sweet, sour and cheap!
Yo'momma like Crazy Eddie: She practically giving it all away.
Yo'momma like Denny's: Open 24 hours.
Yo'momma like Domino's pizza: Something for nothing.
Yo'momma like Mcdonalds: What you want is What you get.
Yo'momma like mustard: She spreads easy.
Yo'momma like Nintendo: Now she's portable.
Yo'momma like potato chips: Flat, Greasy and Frito-Lay.
Yo'momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets a poke!
Yo'momma like the railway system: She gets laid all over the country!
Yo'momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo'momma lips are so big she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.
Yo'momma lips so big Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Yo'momma looks like a humor moderator.
Yo'momma mates out of season.
Yo'momma middle name is Rambo.
Yo'momma mouth so big she speaks in surround sound.
Yo'momma nails so long they're like Freddy Krugeur's.
Yo'momma nose so big she makes Pinocchio look like a cat!
Yo'momma nose so big she uses her boogers for bowling balls!
Yo'momma only got three teeth: One in her mouth and two in her pocket!
Yo'momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo'momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.
Yo'momma real nice: She'll give ya the hair right off her back!
Yo'momma referees bar fights without a shirt on.
Yo'momma said she liked seafood so I gave her crabs.
Yo'momma shoes so old when she step on gum she know the flavor.
Yo'momma smell so bad she made Right Guard turn to left!
Yo'momma smell so bad she made Speed Stick slow down!
Yo'momma smell so bad she uses Lysol for perfume.
Yo'momma smell so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo'momma smell so fishy I can't believe it's not tuna!
Yo'momma smells so bad that not even a dog would go near her.
Yo'momma so backwards, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
Yo'momma so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo'momma so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo'momma so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo'momma so big she's been given her own statehood.
Yo'momma so big she's on both sides of the family!
Yo'momma so big when she sweats people wear raincoats around her!
Yo'momma so boring she make Presidential speeches sound interesting.
Yo'momma so cheap she whored her way on to the metro.
Yo'momma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Yo'momma so cross-eyed she dropped a dime and picked up two nickels!
Yo'momma so cross-eyed she watches TV in stereo.
Yo'momma so dark if she cut herself she would smoke!
Yo'momma so dark she can go to a funeral butt naked.
Yo'momma so dark she creates a eclipse.
Yo'momma so dark she farts soot!
Yo'momma so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo'momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo'momma so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo'momma so dark the sun sends her a monthly bill.
Yo'momma so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water.
Yo'momma so dark when she got outta the car, the oil light went on!
Yo'momma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo'momma so dumb, she asked for a price check at the $1.00 store.
Yo'momma so easy that Madonna get tips from her!
Yo'momma so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo'momma so fat after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo'momma so fat and old she fell down and created the Grand Canyon.
Yo'momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo'momma so fat cars run out of gas before passing yo mama's fat ass.
Yo'momma so fat don't have cellulite, she have celluHEAVY!
Yo'momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo'momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo'momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels she strikes oil!
Yo'momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo'momma so fat her big toe got stuck in the catflap.
Yo'momma so fat her blood type's "Ragu."
Yo'momma so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.
Yo'momma so fat her butt looks like 2 pigs fightin' over Milkduds.
Yo'momma so fat her doctor's a grounds keeper.
Yo'momma so fat her driver license picture's continued on the back.
Yo'momma so fat her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo'momma so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white and chunky!
Yo'momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo'momma so fat her nickname is "damn."
Yo'momma so fat her only pictures are satellite pictures.
Yo'momma so fat her picture fell off the wall!
Yo'momma so fat her tits are in two different time zones.
Yo'momma so fat her toes bleed when she walks!
Yo'momma so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Yo'momma so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in!
Yo'momma so fat I had to walk around her and got lost.
Yo'momma so fat I took her to a dance and the band skipped.
Yo'momma so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo'momma so fat if she weighed 5 more pounds she'd get group insurance.
Yo'momma so fat if she'd died you'd have to take her out in two trips.
Yo'momma so fat it takes a forklift to help her stand up.
Yo'momma so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Yo'momma so fat last time she went swimming she got harpooned.
Yo'momma so fat light gets stuck near her.
Yo'momma so fat McDonalds has to change their sign every time she eats.
Yo'momma so fat mosquitoes see her and scream buffet!
Yo'momma so fat NASA has a satellite orbiting around her!
Yo'momma so fat people ice skate on her toe nails.
Yo'momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo'momma so fat people use her dandruff as quilts.
Yo'momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo'momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth.
Yo'momma so fat she been given her own statehood.
Yo'momma so fat she been mistaken for planet X.
Yo'momma so fat she bought 2-18 wheelers trucks to go in-line skating.
Yo'momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out!
Yo'momma so fat she can smell bacon frying in Canada!
Yo'momma so fat she can use Mt. Everest for a dildo.
Yo'momma so fat she can't even tie her own shoes!
Yo'momma so fat she can't make a leap of faith.
Yo'momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo'momma so fat she eats out of a satellite dish.
Yo'momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo'momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo'momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo'momma so fat she gets stuck in her dreams!
Yo'momma so fat she got a date with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yo'momma so fat she got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo'momma so fat she got Brighton stuck up her arse.
Yo'momma so fat she got her baby pictures taken by satellite.
Yo'momma so fat she got her own area code!
Yo'momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo'momma so fat she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock?
Yo'momma so fat she got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo'momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo'momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo'momma so fat she gotta' take two trips to haul ass!
Yo'momma so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Yo'momma so fat she had stretch marks when she was a virgin.
Yo'momma so fat she had to get out of bed to roll over.
Yo'momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo'momma so fat she has a part-time job as a trampoline!
Yo'momma so fat she has a run in her blue jeans!
Yo'momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own gravity.
Yo'momma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo'momma so fat she has more rolls than a Mary Jane truck.
Yo'momma so fat she has shocks on her toilet seat.
Yo'momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets!
Yo'momma so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo'momma so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house.
Yo'momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo'momma so fat she has to lay down to tie her shoe.
Yo'momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo'momma so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo'momma so fat she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo'momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo'momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo'momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo'momma so fat she keeps her diagphram in a pizza box!
Yo'momma so fat she looks like a kangaroo with all the kids home.
Yo'momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo'momma so fat she needs a bookmark to find her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on.
Yo'momma so fat she on both sides of the family!
Yo'momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo'momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo'momma so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo'momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo'momma so fat she runs on Diesel!
Yo'momma so fat she sat on a face at Mt. Rushmore and covered it!
Yo'momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo'momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo'momma so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo'momma so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo'momma so fat she sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo'momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a dime and picked up two nickles.
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skidmarks!
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo'momma so fat she steps on a scale and it goes: One at a time please.
Yo'momma so fat she takes baths in swimming pools.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks Church's Chicken's a holy place.
Yo'momma so fat she thought gravy was a beverage.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo'momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo'momma so fat she uses sheep for tampons.
Yo'momma so fat she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo'momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo'momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo'momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo'momma so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo'momma so fat she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship.
Yo'momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo'momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo'momma so fat she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo'momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo'momma so fat she went to "Butter Fat High" School.
Yo'momma so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo'momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo'momma so fat she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
Yo'momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 95."
Yo'momma so fat she works in the movies - as the screen.
Yo'momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo'momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo'momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo'momma so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
Yo'momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo'momma so fat that whenever she burps, your dinner is ready.
Yo'momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo'momma so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Yo'momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo'momma so fat the bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
Yo'momma so fat the elastic in her underwear is used for bungee jumping.
Yo'momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn!
Yo'momma so fat the Himalayas are practice runs.
Yo'momma so fat the scale read, "Forget it."
Yo'momma so fat the zoo elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo'momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo'momma so fat they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.
Yo'momma so fat they mistake her for a country.
Yo'momma so fat they use her eyelashes as wickets.
Yo'momma so fat they used her pussy as the Channel Tunnel.
Yo'momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo'momma so fat to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.
Yo'momma so fat when a cop saw her he told her: Hey you two break it up!
Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo'momma so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Yo'momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo'momma so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
Yo'momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo'momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo'momma so fat when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!
Yo'momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it!
Yo'momma so fat when she fell over an' cut herself - gravy ran out.
Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says: To be continued.
Yo'momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo'momma so fat when she hoola-hoops, she looks like Saturn.
Yo'momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo'momma so fat when she lays down stunt men try to jump over her.
Yo'momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo'momma so fat when she moons people they turn into Werewolves.
Yo'momma so fat when she moves the moon follows her.
Yo'momma so fat when she puts her foot down she clears rain forests.
Yo'momma so fat when she sings, it's over, it IS over!!
Yo'momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo'momma so fat when she steps on a scale it read one at a time, please.
Yo'momma so fat when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats!
Yo'momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th.
Yo'momma so fat when she turns around it's her birthday.
Yo'momma so fat when she walks in high heels she strikes oil.
Yo'momma so fat when she walks she leaves snail tracks.
Yo'momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo'momma so fat when she wears her X jacket, helicopters land on her.
Yo'momma so fat when she wears red all the kids scream Kool Aid!
Yo'momma so fat when she's pissed, it looks like a tornado is coming.
Yo'momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo'momma so fat when you put her in a jacuzzi she makes her own gravy!
Yo'momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo'momma so fat you can slap her thighs and ride the waves in!
Yo'momma so fat you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Yo'momma so fat your family portrait has stretch marks.
Yo'momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo'momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo'momma so funky she puts ice in her panties to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo'momma so funky she slowed down speed stick.
Yo'momma so funky she sweats Black Flag!
Yo'momma so funky she used Secret and it told on her!
Yo'momma so funky when she goes for a walk cats follow her.
Yo'momma so generous she'd give you the hair off her back!
Yo'momma so generous that she would give all her money to a bum.
Yo'momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo'momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo'momma so greasy Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo'momma so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
Yo'momma so hairy her momma almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo'momma so hairy she beats her chest after sex.
Yo'momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples!
Yo'momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo'momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo'momma so hairy she played in Gorillas In The Mist.
Yo'momma so hairy she shaves with a weed whacker.
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Yo'momma so fat she has to go outside to put on deodorant.
Yo'momma so fat she has to go outside to sit around the house.
Yo'momma so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Yo'momma so fat she has to lay down to tie her shoe.
Yo'momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo'momma so fat she has to use hoola-hoops to hold her socks up.
Yo'momma so fat she hides her goiter with her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo'momma so fat she influences the tides.
Yo'momma so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo'momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!
Yo'momma so fat she keeps her diagphram in a pizza box!
Yo'momma so fat she looks like a kangaroo with all the kids home.
Yo'momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo'momma so fat she needs a bookmark to find her chin.
Yo'momma so fat she needs a boomerang to put a scarf on.
Yo'momma so fat she on both sides of the family!
Yo'momma so fat she plays pool with the planets.
Yo'momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo'momma so fat she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo'momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo'momma so fat she runs on Diesel!
Yo'momma so fat she sat on a face at Mt. Rushmore and covered it!
Yo'momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo'momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo'momma so fat she shaves her legs with a lawn mower.
Yo'momma so fat she shows up on radar.
Yo'momma so fat she sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo'momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a dime and picked up two nickles.
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made skidmarks!
Yo'momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo'momma so fat she steps on a scale and it goes: One at a time please.
Yo'momma so fat she takes baths in swimming pools.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks a balanced meal is a ham in each hand.
Yo'momma so fat she thinks Church's Chicken's a holy place.
Yo'momma so fat she thought gravy was a beverage.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi-pad.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo'momma so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.
Yo'momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo'momma so fat she uses sheep for tampons.
Yo'momma so fat she uses the freeway as a Slip n' Slide!
Yo'momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo'momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Yo'momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo'momma so fat she was born on the 4th, 5th and 6th of March!
Yo'momma so fat she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship.
Yo'momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo'momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo'momma so fat she wears a microwave for a beeper!
Yo'momma so fat she wears two watches because she's in two time zones!
Yo'momma so fat she went to "Butter Fat High" School.
Yo'momma so fat she went to the beach and sold shade!
Yo'momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo'momma so fat she went to the salad bar and pulled up a chair.
Yo'momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 95."
Yo'momma so fat she works in the movies - as the screen.
Yo'momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo'momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo'momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo'momma so fat that when she cuts herself, she bleeds cottage cheese.
Yo'momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo'momma so fat that whenever she burps, your dinner is ready.
Yo'momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her.
Yo'momma so fat the airline charges her round trip for each flight.
Yo'momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo'momma so fat the bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.
Yo'momma so fat the elastic in her underwear is used for bungee jumping.
Yo'momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear Caution! Wide Turn!
Yo'momma so fat the Himalayas are practice runs.
Yo'momma so fat the scale read, "Forget it."
Yo'momma so fat the zoo elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Yo'momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo'momma so fat they invented super extra strength ultra SlimFast.
Yo'momma so fat they mistake her for a country.
Yo'momma so fat they use her eyelashes as wickets.
Yo'momma so fat they used her pussy as the Channel Tunnel.
Yo'momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.
Yo'momma so fat to lose a few pounds she takes off her girdle.
Yo'momma so fat when a cop saw her he told her: Hey you two break it up!
Yo'momma so fat when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.
Yo'momma so fat when I got on top of her my ears popped.
Yo'momma so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo'momma so fat when she bungee jumps she brings down the bridge too.
Yo'momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo'momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo'momma so fat when she falls it measures on the Richter scale!
Yo'momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it!
Yo'momma so fat when she fell over an' cut herself - gravy ran out.
Yo'momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says: To be continued.
Yo'momma so fat when she has sex she has to give directions!
Yo'momma so fat when she hoola-hoops, she looks like Saturn.
Yo'momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo'momma so fat when she lays down stunt men try to jump over her.
Yo'momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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From: DENIS BURKE                                           Time: 10:30am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: Windoz tags...

 SH> Windoze (Bashing - What else?)
   C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
 * OS/2 Warp: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
 Captain!  They're sending us Windows 95!  <Enterprise self-destructs>
 DOS is the wound.  Windows is the scab.
 Windows 3.2 will be released when 3.1 finishes loading.
 Wine Me, Dine Me, Windows 95 Me
 [Windows Qwk Reader Unregistered Evaluation Copy]
"Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates
"Bother," said Pooh as Windows swapped out again.
"Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf
"How to make Windows faster?"  Throw it Harder..
"I wasn't sleeping - I was waiting for Windows to load" - Snow White
"I've got 256K of RAM"..."So why can't I run Windows 95?"
"If it doesn't work good, make it Look good"  - ? Bill Gates ?
"If you can't make it better, make it look better" Bill Gates
"No! No! Windows isn't a virus.  Viruses do something."
"OS/2 for Windows adds usability to your Win-Machine."
"OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s" - Bill Gates
"OS/2 is the platform for the 90's." - Bill Gates
"Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows."
"Thank you for not using Windows in this Conference"
"Windows 95 = MS-DOS 5.0" - BYTE Magazine, 9/95
"Windows Ice Cream: Hoggin DOS"
#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shredder!!!
(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 Warp!
* <- Tribble  ~%#{..~$ <- Tribbles after using Windows
*If Microsoft made a virus, PC Mag would award it an Editors'
... Windows 95: Mac 86
...OS/2 Viruscan - "Windows found:  Remove it?  (Y/y)"
...Windows are like parachutes....they work best when open....
..Windows - Best 8 meg solitaire game around!
.53  Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true
.well... Windows <g>.
1487: Windows NT--No Thanks!
2.0 * The Windows Mail Reader
2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y
3.3a* The Windows Mail Reader
32-bit Windows + Artificial Intelligence - WINDOWS AINT!
4.02* The Windows Mail Reader
4.1 * The Windows Mail Reader
486 + Windows = a Maserati with the parking brake on.
4Dos Virus Scan  -=Windows Found=- Delete (Y/n)
4MB SVGA accelerator, 486DX-66, 16MB RAM + Windows 3.1 = Colorful XT.
586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS
9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice.
: Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum Windows is made by MicroSOFT, not
< I went pure OS/2 this time....I'm Microsoft Free!>
<Insert Your Own Windows Joke Here>
<Inster Your Own Windows Joke Here>
A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.
A few windows short of a desktop.
A racetrack is a place where windows clean people.
Accelerate Windows - drop the disks into a Black Hole.
All...Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)
an art form! Speed kills!  (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan) Speed
An elephant is the Windows version of an armadillo.
And the only thing the Borg left behind was Windows '95.
Animal Hackers Does Microsoft mean small and limp? Have time to waste?
Any smart houseworker knows -- Don't do Windows
Anyone that willingly runs Windows DESERVES what they get
AOL ? Bother! said Pooh, and loaded his new, cool, WINDOWS 95 software.
Are you still running Windows 95? HAHAHAHA! Get OS/2 Warp!
August 24, 1995. Windows 95 was only 2 years late!
Authenticity Error:  Windows is cracked.
Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1
Bill Gates did wrote a slowdown virus : WINDOWS
Bill Gates: "Windows is MicroSofts greatest achievement"
Bother! said Pooh, and deleted C:\WINDOWS 3.1; Installed WINDOWS 95.
Bother! said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.
Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...
Build your own XT, Run Windows on a 486
Buy A Pentium 133, Put Windows '95 On It, You Now Have A 286/12 !! ---
By getting Windows 3 you break wind into the future...
C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS C:\DOS\RUN\SLOW
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RUN  C:\WINDOWS\CRASH  C:\COMPUTER\FRY
C:\WINDOWS  C:\WINDOWS\RUN RUN\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL
c:\windows c:\windows\run run\windows\run c:\windows\crash
Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers?
Captain, why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?
Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? - Worf
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 Choosy cats prefer Microsoft
Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice. Coming soon from Microsoft Foods:
Choosy cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1
Clinton is to government what Windows is to software!
Coming soon - Edlin for Windows - Can you wait?
Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows and OS/2
Coming soon: Windows for Nintendo!
Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0!
Convert your Pentium into a Game Boy, run Windows NT!
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... Windows NT Beta Tester
Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out!
Delete C:\Windows Instantly doubles drive space!
Desqview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.
DESQview:  Windex for Windows
DESQview: Windex for Windows
Did you pay for Windows 95? Get ready to pay for Windows 96!
Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free
Difference between Windows and a Virus? A Virus works.
Does Bill Gates refer to his money as gigadollars?
Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?
Does MicroSoft translate to small and squishy?
Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ?
Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive?
Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.
DOOR:(n.) Something you throw Windows out of.
DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 2.0
DOS gets the work done while Windows plays with the screen.
DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0
ERROR #0005: Windows loading...come back tomorrow...
ERROR #0132: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
ERROR #A006:   Malicious error.  Windows found on drive.
Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow.
ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:!
Error: 132 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Eval Day 17 * If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither have I.
Everybody likes Windows!  Bill Gates said so.
Excellent Adventur MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right...  DOS 99
Exhibitionists love Windows
Fatal Error!  Windows broke.
Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate!
finally did SOMETHING right...  DOS 99 Microsoft is a bunch of !Cs
Food for Thought:  Does Data's software run Windows apps?
for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Forty-two?! 7.5 million years and all y-- oh, you were running Windows
Friends Don't Let Friends Do Windows
Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows
Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!
Gates is the Great Satan. I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great
Gee, 16-bit viruses work just *GREAT* under Windows 95...
Gee,Toto...I don't think we're in Windows anymore.
Get a CD drive and run as many bytes as Bill Gates has dollars.
Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's
Get OS/2 Warp - the best Windows tip around!
Get OS/2: The WORST Windows tip i've heard!
HAL 9000-Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.
HAL 9000:  "Dave, put those Windows disks down... Dave... DAVE!"
HAL-386: Dave. Put down those Windows disks. Please Dave.
HAL: Dave, put down those Windows 95 disks. Dave. Da...
Happiness is enough RAM to run Windows 95.
Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows
Hark! What rock through yonder WINDOWS breaks?
Have time to waste?  Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! MicroSoft finally did
Have you crashed your Windows today? I have!
Heaven n. typing ECHO Y|DELTREE C:\WINDOWS
HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP! Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers
HELP! Bill gates is sucking my neurons.... oh Control Panel is loading
HELP! I can't reboot and Windows is cross-linking my hard drive!
Here is your 386SX with Windows and DoubleSpace.
Hi Windows 3.0, bye Windows 3.0
How did Bill Gates amass $14 billion?  In small bytes.
How do you make Windows faster?  Throw it harder!
How do you make Windows go faster?  Throw it harder!
How many Windows jokes are there? None! it's all true.
I am Windows 95 of Borg. You will be ... *crash*
I am Windows of Borg. Speed is irrelevant, reliability is futile!
I get the impression that Windows is written in compiled LOGO.
I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan.  IMHO.
I loaded Windows and it slammed on my fingers!
I need Windows like a hemophiliac needs heart surgery!
I replaced Windows with a pack of playing cards.
I saw Elvis!...he was wearing an I HATE WINDOWS Button!
I think I should throw windows out it's name.
I tried Windows once, but I didn't inhale.
I use Windows ... on my car, on my house, on my ..
I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0
I wished Windows sucked! Then It'd be good for something!
I'd rather use a MACINTOSH then WINDOWS '95!!
I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a third arm.
I'm not a Windows user, but I play one on TV.
I'm not asleep. I'm just waiting for Windows to load.
I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!
I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows NT?
If at first you don't succeed, call it Windows NT.
If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft
If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows ...
If I only had a nickel for every time Windows crashed ...
If speed kills, then Windows users may live forever.
If speed scares you, buy Windows 95!
If this is Windows where is the Windex??
If Windows 95 sucked, it would be good for something.
If Windows is User-Friendly, why do you need to read a 678-page manual?
If Windows NT is so great, why has it sold < 20,000 copies?
If Windows sucked it would be good for something.
If you think Windows is slow, try Norton DeskTop!
If you want it done right, don't write it for Windows
Insufficient Disk Space,Delete Windows to continue? (Y/y)
Is Bill Gates the proof evolutionists have been looking for?
is job 1.1 Captain, the Borg left the Microsoft headquarters untouch
Is Windows really a good operating system ??
It compiled? The first screen came up? Ship it! -- Bill Gates
It look's like `Windows 95.' - Dilbert
It's a fact...the programmers who made Windows are INSANE!
It's called Windows cuz that's what you wanna throw 'em outta!
It's called Windows cuz they're hard to open sometimes
It's not a virus - it's been Windows
Jellybeans and Windows are essentially evil.
make MONEY! Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form! The Microsoft
Make Windows fly.....put it on the space shuttle...
MASOCHIST /mas-oh-kist/ (n):  Windows user.
MASOCHIST: Windows SDK programmer with a smile!
mice 10:1 Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Does
MicroGOOD, MicroRIGHT, Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits
Microsoft bashing to an art form! Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10
Microsoft gives you Windows. OS/2 gives you the whole hou Microsoft is
Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too. Microsoft
Microsoft reps. Captain, the Borg left the Microsoft headquarters
Microsoft Windows - proof that P.T. Barnum was correct.
Microsoft Windows 3.0! Hello, Microsoft?  Are there any problems with
Microsoft Windows 3.0! MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right...  DOS 99
Microsoft: When do you want Windows to crash today?
Moses gave the Egyptians 10 plagues...Microsoft gave us Windows 95.
MPro 1.53   ... C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\RUN\CRASH
MS-Windows ice cream: Hoggin' Dos
My Pentium seems to be having trouble with Windows 94.992
Network   Can you hack it? The Microsoft Network   Gates of bogosity.
New strain of system-trashing virus : WINDOWS
New Windows cleaner:  Windex 3.1
Newsflash! IBM Buy's out Microsoft... Windows Killed
Newsflash: Microsoft announces Visual Edlin for Windows.
No Bill, it's not an XT.  We're just testing Windows NT
No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! Raising Microsoft bashing to
No part of this message may be posted on the Microsoft Network
No son, we used Windows to slow down games on 486's
Notice how fast Windows runs?  Neither did I.
NT We need a new logo Mr Gates. Ok, try this, MicroSoft, Mak Windows 3.0
Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!@@@@}}^} NO CARRIER
OFFLINE 1.50  "Windows NT: Needs Terabytes"
One man's Windows are another man's walls.
Open all the windows 3.1!!!
Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in....
Open the Windows and let the bugs in.
Open Windows and let the bugs in.
Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in...
OS/ virus scan: Windows found - delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 2 ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ?????
OS/2 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y)
OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass
OS/2 didn't die... Windows NT did!
OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OS/2 for Windows does Windows from the outside if you have Windows.
OS/2 for Windows: just add Windows
OS/2 has done since 1992 what Windows 95 still cannot do.
OS/2 V2:  Curtains for Windows
OS/2 Virus Scan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"
OS/2 VirusScan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y)
OS/2 Warp: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2 Warp: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE!
OS/2: Windows done RIGHT!
OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.
OS/2: Windows with safety glass.
OS/2:(n.) Windows with bullet-proff glass.
OS/2Error:006 Malicious error.  Windows found on drive.
Oxymoron #342: Windows accelerator
Oxymoron #537: "Windows power user"
OXYMORON : MicroSoft Works. Oxymoron: Requires
Oxymoron:  Windows Multitasking.
Oxymoron: Fast Windows
Oxymoron: Microsoft Access.
Oxymoron: Microsoft Works.
Oxymoron: Requires Microsoft Windows.
Oxymoron: Windows accelerator.
Oxymoron: Windows expert!
Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology).
Oxymoron: Windows NT ready.
Oxymoron: Windows power user.
Oxymoron: Windows productivity.
Pass by the open WINDOWS
PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWS I'LL FIDDLEWITHOS/2 WOULDN'TYOU?
Philosophical issue: is Windows a virus or a Trojan?
Pick two: 1)Fast 2)Right 3)Cheap 4)Windows (counts as 2)
Piracy Hotline 1-800-NO-COPYN. MicroSoft Support isn't! Microsoft
POW - Powerful Offline QWK mail reader for Windows
POW - QWK mail reader for Windows - New version 2.0
Powerline Offline reader for Windows - New Windows OLR
Powerline Offline reader for Windows - QWK mail reader
Profanity--It's not just for Windows users any more!!
Purchasing Windows is an Unrecoverable Application Error.
Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form!
Rap is to music what Windows 3.1 is to operating systems
Real programers use EDLIN to create Windows applications.
Real Programmers don't do Windows
Remember, Speed kills! Try Windows to relax
right, forget Microsoft. Its buggy as the Gates of Microsoft. MicroSoft
Roaches crawl under doors - Programs crawl under Windows
Running Windows is better than washing them, or is it?
Running Windows is better than washing them.
Sad fact about windows bashing is it's all true
Save energy! Install Microsoft Thermal Windows 4.0
SCAN 9.20V109: Found  WINDOWS [Win] -- Remove it? [Y/n]
Screw the Prime Directive - inflict Windows on the Borg!
Screw the Prime directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS 3.1 to the Borg!
SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT
SOMETHING right...  DOS 99 Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have
Sometimes windows is a nice place to work, then there's now.
soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Have time to waste?  Get
Speed kills!  (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan)
Speed kills!  Switch to Windows ...
Speed kills.  Use Microsoft Windows.
Take Windows and bloat it some more, and what do you get? NT!
Thank God Microsoft doesn't design medical equipment.
The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity.
The difference between Windows and a virus? Virus is free.
The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners.
The magic of Windows - turn a 486-50 into a 4MHz XT...
The Microsoft Network   Not quite a Marvel. The Microsoft Network
The miracle of Windows 3.1: Turns a 486 into an XT.
The NEW XT EMULATOR!  MicroSoft Windows NT
The sad thing about slamming Windows is that it is so easy!
The sad thing about Windows bashing is it's all true.
They'll release Windows 3.2 when 3.1 finishes loading.
This is your CPU -.- This is yor CPU on Windows !#$%)*
This message does NOT require Microsoft Windows.
This Tagline does not require Microsoft Windows.
This Tagline requires Microsoft Windows.
This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x.
This virus requires Microsoft Windows 3.x.
This virus requires Microsoft Windows.
To Err Is Human...Use WINDOWS To Really Screw Things Up
Toto, how come everything seems so slow?  Woof, Woof, Windows
Turn your 486 into an XT -- just add Windows
Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0.
Typical Bill Gates reprimand:  "That code is ORIGINAL!"
Unregistered * MailMaker - Your Windows offline reader!
Unregistered * MailMaker - Your Windows offline reader!
untouched. "Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows." At Microsoft, quality
up in one word - "MicroSoft" Bill Gates: "Windows is MicroSofts greatest
Ura Montanan if you can scrape your car windows in under a minute.
URA SysOp if you have velvet painting of Bill Gates on your wall.
URA SysOp if your kids go hungry because you bought Windows 95.
Use DesqView (Windows breaks very easily).
Use the Force, Luke... but not Windows
Use Windex On Your Windows
Vaporware online! Windows 3.0   Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum   Coming
Virus Scanner: "Windows found - Remove (Y,n)?"
Virus Scanning.... WINDOWS found.  Remove? Y/N
Virus-checker message: "MS-Windows found...delete?(Y/Y)"
Viruscan V1.22- ** Windows found ** Remove? (Y,+
VirusScan - Windows found: Remove it? (Y/n)
VirusScan : MS Windows found. Delete (Y/y)?
VirusScan- Windows found on C: Remove it?
VirusScanner:  "Windows found: Remove it?
Wait for OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!
Want Windows to go faster? Throw it harder...!
we just don't want competition" -MicroSoft Bill Gates honeymoon summed
What does Windows NT stands for?  Nervous Technicians?
What Windows NT stands for? Nervous Technicians?
What's that? Windows NT? Oh, I get it... Windows, No Thanks!
When I start Win95, Microsoft shuts it down.
When will windows for CP/M be released?
Whip me!  Beat me!  Make me run Windows on an XT!
Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows
Who needs a virus? All you need is Windows
Who needs rocks?  Windows breaks itself.
Why I like DR-DOS?  It doesn't work with Windows 3.1!
Why settle for Windows when you can get the whole house with OS/2?
Will Windows 3.1 be any good?
Will Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive?
Window Streaking:  It's not washing the windows ;)
WindowError:001 Windows loaded.  System in danger.
Windows '95 = MacIntosh '84
Windows '95: Now the bugs have gone 32-bit.
Windows '95? I took the training wheels off long ago!
Windows - About as useful as airbrakes on a turtle
Windows - designed to teach you patience
Windows - how to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch!
Windows - Just another pane in the glass.
Windows - proof that P.T. Barnum was correct. MicroSoft Windows... a
Windows 3 - the MAC for the rest of us!
Windows 3.0 - From the people who brought you EDLIN.
Windows 3.0 - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.
Windows 3.0 - The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Windows 3.0 : Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum
Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good!
Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus.
Windows 3.0 - No Pane - No Gain.
Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.
Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN
Windows 3.0: More holes than you can count.
WINDOWS 3.1 - The Best $89 Solitaire Game You can Buy!
Windows 3.1 - The colorful clown suit for DOS.
Windows 3.1 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!!
Windows 3.1 is for wannabe computer gurus
Windows 3.1's OS/2 support is "pathetic"...
Windows 3.1,  The Mac interface done in Crayons
Windows 3.1: from the people that brought you EDLIN!!
Windows 3.1: the best $99 solitare game I've ever seen!
Windows 3.2 will be released when 3.1 has finished loading
Windows 3: Solution to a non-existent problem....
Windows 4.0 - The Storm before the Lull...
Windows 47.4.  Finally they got it right!
Windows 95 - Next best thing to sand in your hard drive.
Windows 95 - what other operating systems wish they were.
Windows 95 -- Dated Software with a six month life cycle.
WINDOWS 95 -- Insufficient memory: add 8 megs and retry!
Windows 95 -- Obsolete Jan 1, 1996?  Nope, : October, 1995 !
Windows 95 boosted the economy by generating enormous phone bills.
Windows 95 cannot multitask any better than Windows 3.1.
Windows 95 doesnt do half of what Microsoft claimed it would.
Windows 95 Error:  Purchase Cray II to continue...
Windows 95 is plug 'n play. OS/2 Warp is install and work
Windows 95 is the dead end path to Windows NT.
Windows 95 turns a computer into a toy.
Windows 95:  A waste of useful hard drive space
Windows 95:  Get stoned before you install it.. the crashes are COOL!
Windows 95:  Known as WinCrash by MicroSoft programmers.
Windows 95:  The Turkey That Fell to Earth
Windows 95:  What God installed on Satan's Computer
Windows 95: An overpriced way to eat up HD space and RAM
Windows 95: MicroSoft's new Plug & Pray Operating System
Windows 95: What IBM employees get drunk and joke about.
Windows 95: What WARP users will use for a screen saver... hahahahahah
Windows = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 Mhz XT.
Windows are like parachutes....they work best when open....
Windows Backup Started: Insert disk 1 of 38,544
Windows bashing.....and you thought SEX was fun!
Windows Computer SpeedUp Tip # 1: From Program manager: <ALT><F4>
Windows could crash even a Borg!
Windows could even crash a Borg
Windows detected!  Delete?  <Y/Y>
Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes.
Windows Error #014:  Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
Windows Error #FFF:  Ran out of error messages
Windows Error 103: Windows has been detected running on system
WINDOWS ERROR 44:..File not found...Wanna play solitare?
Windows Error: 001 - Windows loaded.  System in danger.
Windows Error: 002 - No error yet ...
Windows Error: 003 - Windows found.  System halted.
Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting
Windows Error: 007 - System price error.  Inadequate money spent.
Windows Error: 010 - Reserved for future mistakes
Windows Error: 015 - Unable to exit Windows.  Try the door.
Windows Error: 061 - WIN.COM not found - type WIN for exit ...
Windows Error: 089 - You can't Low Level Format your HDD so there!
Windows Error: 103 - Windows detected running on system
Windows Error: 123 - Windows not found -=Use Real Operating System=-
Windows Error: 132 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
Windows Error: Insufficient Memory, please add 72 Megabytes!
Windows Error:01D Unable to figure out our own code.  System crashed.
Windows for OS/2: upgrade for what OS/2 for Windows doesn't have.
Windows for Sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon.
Windows for Workgroups: Why crash 1 when you can crash 6?
Windows found on C:  [A]bort [P]anic [B]uy Pentium
Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo
Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned
Windows Ice Cream  --  Hoggin' DOS
Windows is a colourful clown suit for DOS
Windows is a disease - but is OS/2 v2.0 the cure?
Windows is a False Prophet - Vodka is the True Messiah
Windows is a kolossal kludge.
Windows is a pane in the ASCII
Windows is a real pane ;{
Windows IS a virus.  OS/2 is the cure.
Windows is as object oriented as COBOL is structured.
Windows is as stable as a model of a skyscraper made of playing cards.
Windows is fast, PKZIP is good, and hell has frozen over.
Windows is fne for Hih Sped Communicatns ...
Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done.
Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.
Windows is Irrelevent.  It's existance is futile.
Windows is just a big virus.
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End oDn Ners of Windows 3.0!
Windows NT: From the people responsible for RECOVER.COM
Windows NT: just add OS/2 for Windows and Windows and DOS and memory.
Windows NT: Needs Terabytes
Windows NT: No Thanks... Not Trusted... Not Today... Not Tommorrow
Windows NT: One gig of RAM, one terabyte HD. Oughta' do it.
Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!
Windows NT: The epitome of Crippleware.
Windows NT: The network server that doesn't
Windows NT: The only 80 meg solitaire game.
Windows NT: The world's only 80 megabyte Solitaire game!
Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.
Windows NT?  New Technology?  I don't think so ...
Windows of Borg: Prepare...Oops! GPF at 0001:8764
WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!
Windows only crashes itself under OS/2.  Not the whole machine.
Windows open: Jump?  [Y/y/y]
Windows practical joke: Write a program that works.
Windows Rant Meter          EMPTY [##################..] FULL
Windows speed tip: type DEL \WINDOWS\*.*
WINDOWS SUCKS!!
Windows to 486/50 mhz CPU: Don't rush me, don't rush me ...
Windows turned my 386 into a 10 Mhz XT !
Windows UCR: Unrecoverable Customers Resources
Windows UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions
Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits
Windows UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories
Windows UPB: Unrecoverable Pain in the Butt
Windows upgrade installed.  Push your luck to continue.
Windows users DO IT with mice.
Windows users prefer to be called Technically Challenged.
Windows v47.4 - We * * FINALLY * * got it right!!!
Windows without dos is only Winw
Windows would be better with curtains.
Windows:  proof that Microsoft has a roomful of monkeys with keyboards
Windows?  What's Windows?  I use OS/2. - Bill Gates
Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS   DELETE *.*   AAH! Thats Better!
Wish I had Windows at work..but alas..only have four walls and a door.
WOODEN STICK v3.1 - For propping open your Windows
Worf for Windows  TNG Word Processor
Would you let a windows based program run air traffic?
Yo'momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo'momma so ugly when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
You mean you think Windows NT **ISN'T** a joke?!
You said Windows was a Power Tool???
Yuk!  My Windows Are All GUI.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00005 Date: 03/15/98
From: DENIS BURKE                                           Time: 10:31am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: Ego tags...

 SH> Ego
 "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud
"Why would I need mythical deities with ego problems?" - G. Todd
<--One of a Minority! And DAMNED proud of it, too!!
>it's proud of NOT being politically correct.
A eunuch should not take pride in his chastity.
A registered owner of Blue Wave Message Reader - AND PROUD OF IT!!!!
An ego like a black hole.
Because we're Protestant!  And fiercely proud of it! - Monty Python
Bi by nature, Proud by choice!
binkley (unregistered) and proud of it!
C'ya! Virus Remover: Removed EGO from All.SYS .
CAT:  Walking ego with fur.
Computer illiterate and DAMN PROUD OF IT!
Dan Quayle: a PROUD user of MicroSofte Windowse !!!
Daytona CENSORSHIP, a pride and joy of Clinton.
Do you also have Freudian panties to go with that slip?
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed.
Et in Arcadia ego
EVERYONE is weird.  Some of us are proud of it.
Has an ego like a black hole.
He Has an ego like a black hole.
He's inbred and proud of it!
Heterosexual, pro-gays rights, and proud of it.
I pride myself that I assimilate only 95% of Taglines I see. ;)
I'm a Freud I can't do that.
I'm a MoonDogger, and proud of it!
I'm a very modest person.  And damn proud of it.
I'm not Politically Correct, and darn proud of it!!!
I'm on 10,000 twit lists and very proud of it.
I'm patient with stupidity but not with those proud of it
I'm Proud To Be An Expert Tagline Thief!
I'm proud to have been a part of your moral decline.
Inbred and proud of it!
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
Just a little bit of Charlie's Pride
LESBIAN BY NATURE; PROUD BY CHOICE
M 1.3 01752   Proud to be radical Right.
MegaReader b tester - and PROUD of it!
My EGO is better than your EGO!
Not only a Canadian.  A proud Canadian!!!
Politically *Incorrect* and proud of it!!!
Politically Incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
Politically INcorrect, and proud of it!
Pollitically *INCORRECT* and proud of it!!!
Real Sysops put up a BBS as a service; not an ego trip!
She was wearing this sexy Freudian slip.
Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.
Sloppy and proud of it.
Takes pride in work: Conceited. -work evaluationese
This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it!
Warped, and proud of it.
What he doesn't know can fill a library you'd be proud of
Why would I need mythical deities with ego problems?
Yes, I'm a flirt! And damn proud of it too! ;)
Yo'momma so fat she got Brighton stuck up her arse.
You are like a computer virus with the ego of a teen idol.
Your Freudian slip is showing.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00006 Date: 03/15/98
From: DENIS BURKE                                           Time: 10:32am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: Blonde tags...

 SH> Blonde
 Blonde Klingons: because it was a good day to dye.
 Blonde usually hear this after sex: honey, I'm home
 Depression: a blonde with F in SEX on her driver's license.
 Freefall Sex: Blondes will believe ANYTHING!
 Headline: BLONDE GIVES COP ORAL SEX AND THINKS IT'S BREATHYLIZER TEST!
 How does a blonde turn on the light after sex? Opens the car door.
 How to dump a blonde after sex: open the car door.
 The Blonde Sex Manual:  IN - OUT.  Repeat if necessary...
 What does a blonde say after sex? So, are you all on the same team?
 What's a blondes idea of safe sex?  Putting the car in park.
"Blonde hair is so retro." - Elmyra
"Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together." - Riker
"Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment."
"two blondes in a Volkswagon: Fahrfromthinken"
"We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes."
"We are eight score young blondes and brunettes" - Zoot
"You mean Blonde Jovi here used to be an X-Man?"
-=*[ Blondes - <smirk> 'nuff said ]*=-
10 blondes in a circle = DOPE RING!
A Blonde asks them to list all 54 flavors, then orders vanilla.
A blonde counts to two by taking off her shirt.
A blonde goes fishing with 3 guys returns with a Red Snapper and Crabs
A Blonde saw a sign that said WET CEMENT -- So she did.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Harley Davidson.
A Blonde traded her menstrual cycle in for a Honda.
A blonde using your word processor leaves liquid paper on the screen
A Blonde with brain damage... Normal
A suicide blonde - dyed by her own hand.
after multiple orgasms blonde says?..."Wayta go team!"
After you blow in her ear, a blonde says "Thanks for the refill"!
All I want for Christmas is a blonde wrapped in cellophane.
Alright... Who glued that blonde wig to the toilet tank??
And they say Blondes are dumb!!!!!!
Are you blonde or drunk?
Artificial Intelligence:  A Blonde dyed Brunette.
Beauty is only skin deep, but blonde goes to the root!
Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up.
Big Blonde Daughter Available - Write if interested
Bimbait: Perfume worn by blondes in a bar.
Bimbastic Surgeon: Specialist in breast enhancements for blondes
Bimbattle-axe: Blonde mother-in-law
Bimbezzle: A blonde bank teller.
Bimbi: Blonde with the traditional bimbo name Bamby.
Bimblur: Vision created by blonde in a red sports car on the freeway.
Bimbobble: A blonde playing catch.
Bimbore: Blonde who uses the word like more than 5 times in a sentence.
Bimbouy: A blonde in the water.
BITCH: A woman who speaks her mind and doesn't act like a blonde bimbo.
Blonde Borg have the same fun.
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Blonde Borgs have the same fun.
Blonde conundrum: To giggle or to giggle louder.
Blonde girls have black hair by cracky.
Blonde goes fishing with 3 guys, returns with a red snapper and crabs.
Blonde hair is so retro. - Elmyra
Blonde in a Volkswagon: Farfromthinkin
Blonde jokes are dumb.
Blonde jokes are one-liners so men can understand them.
Blonde jokes? They used to call them Lauralee jokes.
Blonde Klingons:  because it was a good day to dye
Blonde Klingons: Because it's a good day to Dye.
Blonde Klingons: it's a good day to dye!
Blonde Klingons: May you dye well!
Blonde Mating Call:  "Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!!"
Blonde Moment: "Cross my legs and hope to die!"
Blonde on blonde on blonde on blonde." -- Crow T. Robot
Blonde proofreader fired at M&M factory. Tossed the W's.
Blonde Tagline #27... She thinks Barry Goldwater was a Urologist.
Blonde Taglines
Blonde usually hear this after sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
Blonde wisdom:  1+2=3.  Therefore 4+5=6.
Blonde with 2 a mind?a hell of a rare&lucky find!
Blonde with a leather jacket? Rebel without a clue.
Bother" said Pooh as four blondes approached
Brunette to Blonde: Look, a dead bird! Blonde looks up: Where?
Brunette's nightmare:  The blonde lead the blonde.
Brunette: "Look, a dead bird!"  Blonde looks up: "Where?"
Catfish       breakfast of Blonde Lawyers
Computer - blondes and jazz seldom go together. - Riker
Computers, blondes and jazz seldom go together. - Riker
Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hairy crack up."
Confucius say: All blonde not blonde by cracky
Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
Confucius say: Woman with bleached blonde hair have black hair by cracky
Cross a lawyer with a blonde? There are things even a blonde won't do.
Cross a lawyer with a blonde? There's things even a blonde won't do.
Dead blonde in a closet? Winner of @YEAR@ Hide & Seek Award
Density:  How To Measure IQs Of Blondes
Depression: a blonde with F in SEX on her driver's license.
Difference between blondes and garbage? Garbage goes out once a week.
Difference between blondes and hookers? Blondes cost less per score.
Do blondes prefer gentlemen?
Do blondes realize their having more fun?
Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment.
Don't give blondes coffee breaks, it takes too long to retrain them.
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it! <- Most blondes
Dope Ring: A Bunch of Blondes in a Circle.
Dumb blonde jokes - short so brunettes can remember them
Dumb blonde jokes - so short brunettes can remember them
Dumb Blonde or beer bottle: both are empty from neck up.
Error 77:  Blonde on keyboard gets 8 more.
Farfromthinkin - Three blondes in a convertible.
Farfromthinkin: Two blondes in a Volkswagon.
For my next trick I need a Blonde volunteer and a condom...
For my next trick, I'll need a blonde volunteer and a condom.
Freefall Sex: Blondes will believe ANYTHING!
Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes.
German for 3 blondes in a convertible: Farfromthinkin
Get High, Get Stupid, Love Blondes 1-800-BLEACHD
Girl with blonde hair have black hair,by cracky(Confucius
Headline: BLONDE GIVES COP ORAL SEX AND THINKS IT'S BREATHYLIZER TEST!
Hey! My Epilady! - Crow as blonde girl holding trophy
How a blonde becomes more intelligent: dyes her hair Brunette.
How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? She has a checkbook.
How did the blonde kill the bird? Threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?  She threw it off a cliff.
How do blonde brain cells die?  Alone.
How do blondes get minks? The same way Minks get Minks!
How does a blonde high-5? She smacks herself in the forehead.
How does a blonde interpret 6.9?  69 interrupted by a period.
How does a blonde kill a bird?  She throws it off of a cliff.
How does a blonde like her eggs? Unfertilized.
How does a blonde part her hair? By doing the splits.
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?  Opens the car door.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If only
How to dump a blonde after sex: open the car door.
I saw a Smart Blonde last night, disguised as a brunette.
I see you're feeling particularly blonde today.
I'm a natural blonde .... please speak slowly...
I'm feeling rather blonde today.
I've never met a blonde Swedish woman in her 20s I didn't like.
Investment Strategy for the 90's - Negotiable Blondes
Is it really true that blondes have more fun?
It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. Nah!
Look at her nostrils! - Tom as blonde gets mad
Many a dumb blonde is really a smart brunette.
Mating call of a brunette:  "Is that darn blonde gone yet?"
Mea culpa -- maybe I should be a blonde :-)
New Porno Film: On Golden Blonde
Not all Blondes are dumb.  But then who ever checks.
One more trophy! - Joel as Daddy-O woos blonde girl
Oxymoron: Dumb blonde (no, that's redundant)
Oxymoron: For the blonde that is too stupid to use Oxy-10.
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?  A: Spot.
Q: What do you call 2 blondes in the freezer. A: Frosted Flakes
Q: What do you call 6 blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: Confused.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  A: Gifted.
Q: What do you call six blondes placed ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call twelve blondes in a circle? A: A Dope Ring.
Q: What is a brunette's mating call? A: "Are the blondes gone yet?"
Q: What's a Redhead's mating call? A: "Are the blondes gone yet?"
Q: Why did the blonde stop making ice cubes? A: She lost the recipe.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: It kept falling out.
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: They can't spell PORSCHE!
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They don't know any better.
Q: Why do Blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shirts? A: Tits Go In Front.
Q: Why do blondes have T.G.I.F. on their shoes? A: Toes Go In First.
Q: Why do Blondes like tilt-wheel steering? A: More headroom!
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Ankle rests.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Q: Why does a blonde take the pill? A: So she knows what day it is.
Q: Why don't Blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everyone gets a turn.
Random answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb blonde looks: Free
Save our animals!!   Start using blondes for medical experiments!
She's not blonde she's naturally stupid...<DUCK>
Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.*
SWF, blonde bombshell, seeks man now.  NO SYSOPS!
The blonde got her college degree in sex.  She was graduated cum loudly.
The Blonde Sex Manual:  IN - OUT.  Repeat if necessary...
The Blonde Sex Manual: IN - OUT.  Repeat as necessary.
The first blonde is the cheapest.
The Ultimate put down: "You have blonde roots."
There's a blonde pubic hair in my Coke.  Is it yours?
They call them blonde jokes. They used to call them @TOFIRST@ jokes.
Three blondes in a V.W....Farfromthinken
Three blondes in a Volkswagen = Farfromthinking!
Two blondes in a Volkswagon: Farfromthinkin
Upload Error #69 - Blonde Not Attached
We are eight score young blondes and brunettes - Zoot
What a blonde puts behind her ears to be more attractive...her legs
What are twelve blondes in a circle? Dope Ring.
What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot.
What do blondes do for foreplay?  Remove their underwear.
What do brunettes do on Saturday nights? Write blonde jokes?
What do you call 2 blondes in the frezzer.  ---Frosted Flakes---
What do you call 6 blondes placed ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block.
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? Rebel Without A Clue.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?  ---Gifted---
What do you call a brunette with a blonde on each side? An interpreter.
What do you get when you put 2 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes.
What does a blonde say after sex? So, are you all on the same team?
What does the blonde say after sex? - Thanks, guys..
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer's?  Her IQ goes up!
What is a redhead's mating call?  "Are the blondes gone yet?"
What's a blondes idea of safe sex?  Putting the car in park.
What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home.
White out on monitor: Blonde spelling mistake.
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
Why did the blonde stop making ice cubes?  Lost the recipe!
Why did the blonde stop making ice? Lost the recipe..
Why do blondes have more fun? They don't know any better.
Why do blondes so often dye their roots black?
Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black?
Why don't Blondes eat pickles? Heads get stuck in the jar..
Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar.
Why don't blondes use vibrators?  They chip their teeth.
Why don't blondes use vibrators? Chips their teeth.
Why experiment on animals with so many useless blondes available???
Why is a blonde like a door knob? 'Cause everyone gets a turn.
Windows: Written entirely by blondes
Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.
Woman With Bleached Blonde Hair Have Black Hair By Cracky.
Wonder if blondes prefer gentlemen?
You mean Blonde Jovi here used to be an X-Man?
Your blonde roots are showing, dear.
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00007 Date: 03/15/98
From: DENIS BURKE                                           Time: 10:33am
\/To: STEWART HONSBERGER                                  (Read 2 times)
Subj: Age/birthday tags...

 SH> Age/Birthday
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU    BEST WISHES FOR MANY MORE
"APL #1 & #2.1" Adult CDs $29.95!  "APL #2.1 & #3" Adult CDs $39.95!
"I am... Old enough." -Lt Worf at his birthday party
"Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!"  - Bart Simpson
"Milhouse, we live in the age of M&Ms!"
"One Hundred Years Old"                 By Abbie Birthday
"Rimmer even had to organize his own suprise Birthday party!"
"Rimmer even had to organize his own surprise Birthday party!" * Lister
"You borrowed money from me to buy me a birthday present!" * Lister
... Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
11/25/1997 - Happy 6000th birthday Earth!
@TO@'s Birthday is on @TODAY@...Happy Birthday !
A birthday cake is fine as long as there's a girl in it!
Age is irrelevant!  _My_ age is none of your business!
Any age old, young doesn't matter.
At my age there is no such thing as safe sex.
Bad day: Smokey the Bear stamps out your birthday cake.
Bad day: Your birthday cake collapses under all the candles.
Boy Scouts:  Like the army with adult supervision.
Cabbage:  The age of a taxi.
Cabbage: The age of a taxi.
Did my wife and friends give me a *{surprise}* 40th birthday party!
Eval Day 53 X IMAGINE! I was accused of being an ADULT the other
G=girls, PG=pretty girls, PG-13=pretty girls over age 13
Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, age
Happy birthday Lord Jesus! My God, My Savior, My Friend.
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to your inner child.
Heal the child and the adult will be healthy.......
Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
Home of AFTER DARK, the friendly adult network!
I am   ||#||||#||#||#||  --  Welcome to our NEW AGE
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed.
I seem to be outgrowing my birthday suit.
I'm getting a brand new hangover for my birthday
If things improve with age then I approaching magnificience.
If youth only had a chance or old age any brains.
If youth only had a chance or old age any brains.
If youth only knew, if age only could.
It's my birthday today! Hooray.
It's not the age - it's the mileage!
Let's keep this adult now, ok Mr. Poopy-pants?
Let's play Musical Bodies! - Trill birthday party
Loneliness is a birthday cake with only one piece missing.
Middle age starts when your broad mind and narrow waist change places.
Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
Milhouse, we're livin' in an age of lesbians!
MOM'S HINT #160: Put plenty of icing on birthday cakes.
My last birthday cake looked like a forest fire :-(
My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire!
My mental age is 18+... Does that count?
New Age cure-all: blue M&Ms
No adult channels? What do you watch then?
Nudity:  What do people over 40 use as birth control.
Odo, could you do Barney for my kid's birthday party?
Old age & treachery triumph over youth & vigor.
Old age = you + 20 years.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and experience.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and vigor.... Every Time!!
Old age comes at a bad time in life.
Old age is a disease without a cure.
Old age is better than the alternative.
Old age is life's parody.
Old age is not for sissies.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much.
Old age should burn and rave at close of day.
Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake
Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress.
Oxymoron:  Adult children.
Oxymoron: Adult children.
Oxymoron: Happy birthday
People only respect AGE when it's BOTTLED
Pyrite Age of Comics: Eyecatching glitter but worthless!
Q: What do people over 40 use as birth control?   A: Nudity
Tact:  Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Tact: Recalling a birthday but forgetting the age.
Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age.
Tact: Recalling a women's birthday but forgetting her age.
Taglines are the bumper sticker of the computer age
The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth.
The Boy Scouts is like the army with adult supervision.
The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gold
The only "good rap" I know of comes on a birthday gift.
The problem with middle age is that it lasts so damn long!
The ugliest outfit you could wear is your birthday suit!
The wiser mind mourns less for what age takes, than what it leaves.
There was much to explore, but an adult might not think so.
This caricature, decrepit age that has been tied to me.
URA SysOp if U shopped for the wife's birthday present at Best Buy.
We are always the same age inside.
We live in the age of cooties. - Bart
What is gray with age becomes religion.
What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew.
When I was your age we carved our transistors out of wood
Woman Wanted:  Intelligent, Physically fit, Redhead, age 22-37
Woman wanted:  Intelligent, Tall, Physically fit, Redhead, age 22-35
Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Buxom, Blonde or Redhead, age 22-35.
Woman wanted: Intelligent, Tall, Physically fit, Redhead, age 22-35.
Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo momma's so old, her birthday cake is a fire hazard
Yo'momma like a birthday cake: Everybody gets a piece.
Yo'momma so old her birthday cake is a fire hazard.
You borrowed money from me to buy me a birthday present!
You have the wisdom which comes with age - senility!
You never outgrow your birthday suit.
You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.
Your mother's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Youth & enthusiasm are no match for age & treachery!
Youth & Enthusiasm Is No Match For Age & Experience?
Youth and skill will always overcome age and treachery.
Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old age a regret.
Youth is a blunder; Manhood a struggle; Old age a regret.
Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art!
YOUTHFUL FIGURE: What you get when asking a woman's age
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FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES      Ref: F3K00008 Date: 03/14/98
From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 07:32am
\/To: FRED MAYES                                          (Read 2 times)
Subj: [1/2] X-Files

 >>> Part 1 of 2...
 
-=> On 03-12-98  19:52, Fred Mayes said to All,<=-
-=>"About X-Files...,"<=-
 
Hi, Fred;
 
 FM> Looking for some good X-Files taglines. Anybody seen any lately?
 FM> ... "ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP... I'm agent Dana Scully..." - Scully
 
Ok, try these on for size.   :-}
 
Catch you later... Happy Tagging.
   Ivy
 
 
You will learn the truth..but first it will pi** you off!
Scully, have you ever heard of a species called a Trill?
I just don't know which lie to believe! -Fox Mulder
Mulder! FBI! Drop the sword!  McLeod, I have a few questions...
"I would've thought you already read this issue"-DS "Oh, I have"-FM
"I think you should know you have a friend in the FBI." -Mr. X
"I assume I need no introduction..." -Lestat
"I assume" makes an a** out of u and me
"We must assume we're being watched" -Deep Throat
'First, we assume the horse to be spherical....'
Barney? -Fox Mulder, guessing at the most heinous force of all.
Better hide your Megadeath albums. -Mulder.
Better than you expected or better than you hoped? -Scully.
Blessing way' (3x01), or 'Paperclip' (3x02)...
But it's not black hole season either. -Fox Mulder.
C'mon Scully... it'll be a nice trip through the forest -Fox Mulder.
Deny Everything. -The X-Files,
Do you recall what Barnum said about suckers? -Dana Scully.
Do you recall what P.T. Barnum said about suckers? -Scully.
Does this have something to do with an X-File? -Dana Scully
FBI! Drop the sword, McLeod! -Fox Mulder.
For a holy man, you have a real knack for pi**ing people off. -Mulder.
Good thing it wasn't a Double Jeopardy question. -Mulder.
Government Denies Knowledge. -X-Files.
He's probably one of those people that thinks Elvis is dead. -Mulder.
I am afraid, I am afraid to believe. -Dana Scully.
I can do the thing they fear most: I'm re-opening the X-files.
I don't think you're ready for what I think. -Fox Mulder.
I feel better than you look. -Dana Scully to Fox Mulder.
I guess their parachutes didn't open. -Mulder.
I just don't know which lie to believe. -Fox Mulder.
I know what he's afraid of. -Mulder.
I once saw David Copperfield make the statue of liberty disappear. -Mulder
I should warn you I'm experiencing violent impulses. -Mulder.
I think it's plausible that someone would think you're hot. -Mulder.
I think its plausible that someone thinks you're hot. -Mulder.
I thought your motto was trust no one. -Scully.
I want to see if Copperfield is in town. -Fox Mulder.
I was under the impression that you were sent to spy on me. -Mulder.
I'm trying to find out which episodes these taglines came from...
If anyone could help please drop me a line...
If this is monkey pee you're on your own. -Dana Scully.
In a couple hours there'll be no escaping the sun, son. -Mulder.
In case you hadn't noticed, The Statue Of Liberty is on vacation. -Mr. X.
It's men like you that give perversion a bad name. -Mulder.
It's not fair. It's not our time. -Mulder.
Kids today, huh? -Fox Mulder.
Let's get out of here Mulder, as fast as we can! -Dana Scully.
Listen to me Scully they can do this! -Fox Mulder.
Lunch? -Fox Mulder after toads fell from sky.
Maybe their parachutes didn't open... -Fox Mulder on falling toads.
Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky! -Scully.
Mulder, I need your help! Mulder! -Scully.
Mulder, there are frogs falling from the sky! -Dana Scully.
Mulder, you're the only one I trust. -Dana Scully.
No one has jurisdiction over the truth. -Fox Mulder.
No, I've changed it to Trust Everyone, didn't I tell you? -Fox Mulder.
Not Fox... Mulder. -Dana Scully.
Oh.... a brain-sucking amoeba... -Dana Scully.
Only one person has pulled it off... Elvis. -Fox Mulder on faking death.
Pardon my rubber. -Fox Mulder.
Psychokinesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom? -Dana Scully.
Scully, have you ever heard of a species called the Trill? -Mulder.
Sex-changing alien amish murderers. -Geraldo or X-Files?
She is hot. -X-Files,
So what is this...the anti-Waltons? -Fox Mulder.
So... what? The murder weapon was a top sirloin? -Mulder.
Someone is always paying attention. -Max Fenig.
Someone is always paying attention. -X-Files.
Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted. -Fox Mulder.
Sorry, nobody down here but the FBI's most unwanted. -Mulder.
Tell me I'm crazy. -Fox Mulder. Mulder, you're crazy! -Dana Scully.
That is not an option, Mr. Mulder. -Deep Throat.
That's the $64,000 Question, Scully. -Fox Mulder.
That's the easiest explanation.Its also the most implausible. -Mulder.
That's why they put the eye in FBI. -Fox Mulder.
The answers are there, you just have to know where to look. -Mulder.
The truth is out there, Mulder... but so are lies. -Dana Scully.
The truth is out there. -Mulder.
The X-Files: "Apology is Policy"
The X-Files: "Deny Everything."
The X-Files: "Government Denies Knowledge."
The X-Files: "I want to believe."
The X-Files: "The truth is out there."
The X-Files: "They may be listening."
The X-Files: "Trust no one."
The X-Files: Deny Everything.
The X-Files: Government Denies Knowledge.
The X-Files: The truth is out there.
The X-Files: Trust no one.
There are so many.... I'm saving a hard time choosing. -Mulder.
There is something up there Mulder. -Dana Scully.
There's something I didn't tell you. -Mulder. Something else? -Scully.
These are questions we have no business asking. -Dana
Scully. These probably came from either 'Anasazi' (2x25), 'The
This is no more magic than a pair of fuzzy dice. -Dana Scully.
This is where you pucker up and kiss my a**! -Skinner
Too late for a game of Stratego? -Sam. 22 years too late. -Mulder.
TRUST NO ONE. -Deep Throat. Trust me. -zf- Doh! -Homer Simpson.
Trust no one. -X-Files
Unless there was a neon sign saying `dig here'. -Mulder.
Wait. You think I'm right? -Mulder to Scully.
 
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From: IVY IVERSON                                           Time: 07:32am
\/To: FRED MAYES                                          (Read 2 times)
Subj: [2/2] X-Files

 >>> Part 2 of 2...
 
We like your ideas Mulder, they're weirder than ours. -Saucer Chaser.
We must assume we're being watched. -Deep Throat.
Well I'm armed so I'll take my chances. -Scully.
What the hell was that about? -Scully.
What the hell _is_ this thing, Mulder?! -Scully.
What would be the chances of someone like me seeing a UFO? -Mulder.
Whatever happened to 'trust no one'? -Dana Scully.
Will you cut the sanctimonious crap? -Fox Mulder.
Yes, and also I've always been intrigued by women named BJ. -Mulder.
You can't just go in there and erase certain files! -Scully on brains.
You could kill me now, but you'll never know the truth. -Cancerman.
You gotta love this place, every day's like Halloween. -Fox Mulder.
You may be right. -Mulder. Wait... you think I'm right? -Scully.
You OK? -Mulder. I feel better than you look. -Scully.
You should always carry protection. -Fox Mulder on voodoo charms.
You think these people were eaten? -Scully.
You've got to trust me. -Dana Scully.
 
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