--------------------------------------------------- Message sent by SqTool version 12 --- SQtools * Origin: -GG/W18- (2:313/37.79) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00029 Date: 03/12/98 From: RICKY FOLTZ Time: 06:44pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: South Park Now don't tell me nobody's composed any South Park taglines! Of course, the most obvious is: ... "Oh my God! They've killed Kenny!... YOU BASTARDS!" - Kyle or: ... Oh my God! They killed @FN@! YOU BASTARDS! [k] Kamek the Tagkoopa [i] AOLSD address: (SlrAlpha@aol.com) ... bort, etry, uke? >:) Tag-O-Matic V.13 I want my OWN Belldandy! 18/3 --- Blue Wave/DOS v2.30 * Origin: Kimagure Kafe (1:106/1725) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00030 Date: 03/10/98 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 04:03pm \/To: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI (Read 2 times) Subj: Message *forwarded* to yo Howdy, Gabriel GP> ======= * Forwarded by Gabriel Parczewski (4:901/102.19) * Area : *>> ** Netmail forwarded by O/T-Track+ 2.66b at 2:2/4 GP> Sender: Simon Avery of 2:255/90 GP> Receiver: Gabriel Parczewski on 4:901/102.19 GP> Looks like there's a problem. Only a minor one, and one that is in hand. (Beyond my control) GP> Don't worry by the delay it arrive. Good - although I don't see why it needed to go in here... ') Simon Avery ... Gabriel: A few fries short of a Happy Meal. ... Tag-O-Matic V.13e4 owned by Simon Avery --- FMail 1.22 * Origin: Green Frog: A Frog for all regions (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00031 Date: 03/12/98 From: SIMON AVERY Time: 10:01am \/To: ANN HIBBS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline Macros G'day, Ann! AH> I run Bluewave 2.12 and according to the documentation is the AH> T-matic.cfg Msginfo.sys won't work. Is there any other way to get AH> the macros to work in the tagline. They work fine everywhere else. Should be - have you followed the intructions in T-BWAVE.CFG (In the EXAMPLES.ZIP archive)? To recap: % % There are also certain changes you'll have to make to Bwave itself, % these are detailed here: % % Start Bwave. % Go to "Setup/Configure Mail Reader" % Go to "External" % Make a note of what you've got in the "Message Editor Cmd" box. % Replace this with: % T-MATIC.EXE @F % % Go to "Preference" -> "Default Preferences" -> "Tagline Behaviour Prefs" % Change "Tagline Selection Type" to "No Tags" % Change "Adoption Dupe Check" to "No" (T-Matic is much faster) % Change "Tagline Filename" and "Tagline Adoption File" to "TAGLINES.TAG" % (Or your main tagfile) % % Go to "Preferences" -> "Default Preferences" -> "File and String Prefs" % Select "Quote Header String" and insert the following BEFORE you're % existing entry (Hit 'INSERT') (Without quotes): % % "~NAME @T@@N@~SUBJECT @S@@N@" % % (Note you can use random headers with T-Matic, in which case you'd % overwrite the existing entry) % Hope that helps. (And you're right - MSGINFO isn't supported with Bwave) Ciao, Simon ... "Bother," said Ann, as his LAN manager went downhill. ... Tag-O-Matic V.13e4 (4371 Taglines) 574/3 10:02:50 Thu 12 Mar 1998 --- FMail 1.22 * Origin: Digital Dilemma - New points welcome! (2:255/90) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00032 Date: 03/13/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 04:36am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [1/2] Amiga Tags >>> Part 1 of 2... -=> In a message dated 16 Feb 98 you wrote to All: Howdy; RF> Kamek the TagKoopa here, looking for Anti-Amiga and Amiga-Bashing RF> taglines... Please reply ASAP, I'll give you anything I've got. TIA RF> ^_^ Here's my collection - Enjoy. Ivy "Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue" "Only Amiga makes it possible." - Commodore-Amiga, Inc. ((AMIGA)) ((AMIGA)) Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!! From a 12-year C= and Amiga computing veteran VBG From an Amiga... what else ? A day without my AMIGA is unbearable. A minuit, le PC de Cendrillon se transforma en Amiga.! AGT ... A Good Thing ...and... AmiGa Technologies. AMIGA - Amiga's Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays AMIGA - Amigas Make Idiot Gates Angry. AMIGA - Amigas Make Incredibly Good Anchors AMIGA - Amy's Favorite! -Eric Schwartz AMIGA - Any Mothers Instant Gratification Aid AMIGA - The FIRST word in computers! AMIGA = A Magnificent Idea Gone Astray. AMIGA = A Marvellous Idea Gone Awry. AMIGA = A Machine I Give Away AMIGA Advantage #1: NO "Intel Inside" worries! AMIGA Advantage #2: It KNOWS how to divide! Qmiga advantage #3: DOESN'T RUN WINDOZE! AMIGA is the best! Hey, whatz that... A gun.. AAAH. BUM! AMIGA (n): yesterday's technology, tomorrow. AMIGA: Alive and Kicking A**!!! AMIGA: The FIRST word in computers! AMIGA: Amiga Meets IBM, Goes Ape AMIGA: Amigas Make Incredibly Good Ashtrays AMIGA: Multitasking, GUI, full Plug & Play since 1985. AMIGA: on the endangered species list. Adios, Amiga! Ali's fallen and can't get up! Lets PARTY! Amiga FOREVER! AmNet - THE Amiga Network! for more info freq "AMNET" anytime AmiBW: the reason they had to invent the Amiga. Amiga + Compatability = ROTFL. Amiga - At The Dead Letter Department. Amiga - Back For Good! Amiga - For guys with real imagination Amiga - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amiga - King of dreams come true! Amiga - Motorola Inside Amiga - O Sporting dos computadores. Amiga - The computer for 2001 and beyond, today. Amiga - Where you want to be tommorrow. Amiga - the step between Nintendo and IBM. Amiga -< HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Amiga 1/JAN/2000 -|- PC 1/JAN/1900 Amiga 3000: A Super Nintendo with a keyboard & floppy! Amiga 4ever! Amiga: a tool for fantasy Amiga CD^32 - always on the top. Amiga Computers: Dividing properly since 1985 Amiga Computing is my favourite computer magazine - Sir Walter Raleigh Amiga Error #1 System crashed - Intelligent user detected Amiga Error #2 User reached puberty, unable to continue Amiga Error #4 Pubic hair detected, access denied Amiga Error #5 Joystick not connected, system crashed Amiga Error #7 Fatal ERROR - Non game detect Amiga Guerrilla - Change for the Machine Amiga Mail Manager -> Let's Toss... and roll :-) Amiga Mail Manager, The Last Frontier!... Engage... Amiga Message #2 Do you shave? YES, $%^& system crashed Amiga Message #3 Press FIRE Button to continue Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh, Mac-breath... it's PAID for! :-) " Amiga Owners: "Don't laugh, IBM-breath, it's PAID for!" Amiga Power user - can play a game while squeezing his zits Amiga Rules! And the X-FiLeS proves it! Amiga Walker: More than one step ahead! Amiga and XT: Both old, both slow, both worthless. Amiga computers are now finding that theres NO software made for it! Amiga does more with a 68000 than a PC with a Pentium & gets it right! Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a 33 MHz 80486 Amiga does more with a 7 MHz 68000 than a PC with a Pentium! Amiga error message - "Hey dude, like, somethings wrong?" Amiga error message: Duuuuuuuuuuuude, you got a problem. Amiga for president... Amiga has better and faster windows! Amiga is not your "Amigo" Amiga is to computing as Snail Mail is to Email. Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead, Escom revived it! Amiga made it possible, Commodore made it dead... Amiga multitasking - Can act as a paper weight AND a door stop Amiga owners don't do it. They emulate it. Amiga screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." Amiga sometimes does it right, but more often left. Amiga users get very good at the sidestep! Amiga! Too much power for the average user... Amiga! Only the Best! Amiga's Forever... Amiga's are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art Amiga, banned in the 90's for impersonating a computer..! Amiga, computers for people who want more than just a PC. Amiga, from the people who brought you the C16. Amiga, it's a kind of magic. Amiga, the choice of the Politically InCorrect. Amiga, the computer will take you into the new millenium? Amiga- Bally made it, Commodore f*cked it up. Amiga- Bally made it, Commodore screwed it up. Amiga- very useful to hold down the lid on the trashcan!! Amiga. Because a man can never have too many tasks. Amiga...A crash dummy for beta testers. Amiga...A kindergarten computer in a PhD world. Amiga...A pocket calculator with an attitude. Amiga...A step between the abacus and the slide rule. Amiga...Abigamistake ! Amiga...Boob Tube for Waldo Watchers >>> Continued to next message... ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3I00033 Date: 03/13/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 04:36am \/To: RICKY FOLTZ (Read 2 times) Subj: [2/2] Amiga Tags >>> Part 2 of 2... Amiga...Comp 'U' Toys 'R' Us Amiga...Dweeb code word for "Duh !" Amiga...For Pac Man Users Anonymous. Amiga...For mental retards on a roll. Amiga...Input by joy stick. Amiga...NoTel-ing what's inside. Amiga...Now on sale at 99 Cent Stores everywhere. Amiga...Pong with a keyboard. Amiga...Potpourri-In-A-Box. Amiga...Pre-school for Etch-A-Sketch users. Amiga...Seasame Street on a floppy. Amiga...The Learning Channel for morons. Amiga...The dumbing-down of technology. Amiga...The technology behind punch cards. Amiga...The vaporwear of hardware. Amiga...brought to you by Barnum & Bailey. Amiga...brought to you by Curly, Moe & Larry. Amiga...brought to you by Manny, Moe & Jack Amiga...brought to you by Toys R Us. Amiga...computing by Abacus. Amiga...for the digitally handicapped. Amiga...the epitome of carpal knowledge. Amiga...the paper weight of choice. Amiga: (M)otorola (M)agic!!! Amiga: 2 * 2 = 4 Pentium: 2 * 2 * 4 Amiga: A friend that teaches you something new every day. Amiga: At the dawn of the new millenium. Amiga: Awesome Stereo Sound, NO CARD REQUIRED!!! Amiga: GUI? Multitasking? Been there. Done that. Amiga: Making multimedia computers since 1985! Amiga: No Intel Inside. Thank the Gods! Amiga: No Intel inside. Amiga: See for yourself why! Amiga: Stereo quality sound -- WITHOUT an expansion card! Amiga: THE Computer For The Creative Mind! Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer! Amiga: The computer with a /real/ fanclub. Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence! Amiga: The first computer to interact with cable! Amiga: Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC!!!! Amiga: Where Multimedia Started. Amiga: Where sound and graphics are _not_ an after-thought... Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Amiga: (M)otorola (M)agic!!! Amiga: 4000 reasons why friends don't let friends do WindoesN'T. Amiga: A Merely Insignificant Games Addition. Amiga: A museum artifact. Amiga: After all, Mac and IBM aren't Spanish for girlfriend. Amiga: Amiga Meets IBM, Goes Ape Amiga: Asinine Machine Invented for Gaming Adolescents. Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels you Can't Remove Amiga: Don't laugh -- it's PAID for!!! Amiga: Flexible Amiga: Making multimedia computers since 1985! Amiga: Multitasking R' Us Amiga: Multitasking and multimedia since 1985 Amiga: Newest Ophan on the Block.. Amiga: No Intel inside. No computer inside. No company outside! Amiga: Real multitasking and faster windows. Try again, Bill! Amiga: Stereo quality sound -- WITHOUT an expansion card! Amiga: THE Computer For The Creative Mind! Amiga: THE magic multitasking multimedia machine. Amiga: THE reason Babylon 5 exsists Amiga: The FIRST word in computers! Amiga: The ORIGINAL multimedia computer! Amiga: The computer for the creative mind. Amiga: The cutting edge of excellence! Amiga: The first computer to interact with cable! Amiga: Try formatting 4 floppies at a time on your PC!!!! -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3J00000 Date: 03/14/98 From: STEWART HONSBERGER Time: 07:08pm \/To: ALL (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines Hullo all.. My hard drive just blew up and I lost all my (2+ megs) taglines.. Would anyone be so kind as to send me taglines with the following subjects? Sysop/BBS related Programming Insult TBBS Windoze (Bashing - What else?) OS/2 (Singing praises, of course!) Adult Oriented Ego Blonde Age/Birthday That's about all I can think of (or remember, I had about 20 categories).. Much appreciated! Thanks in advance!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stewart Honsberger (AKA Blackdeath) WWW - http://tinys.oix.com/blackdeath E-Mail - blackdeath@tinys.oix.com ... Sorry.. No tagline today.. :< -!- GOPGP v1.10 --- Msged 4.20 beta 2 * Origin: Stewart's Notabbs (1:229/600.1) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3J00001 Date: 03/12/98 From: GABRIEL PARCZEWSKI Time: 12:14pm \/To: ANN HIBBS (Read 2 times) Subj: Tagline Macros Greetings, Ann. You were talking to Gabriel Parczewski about "Tagline Macros" on 12/03/1998 GP>> I got 2 problems (bug?) 1st The Macro-taglines doesn't works. GP>> What Should I do? GP>> t-matic.cfg Enable: GP>> UseMSGINFO=YES MSGINFOVersion=1 AH> I run Bluewave 2.12 and according to the documentation is the AH> T-matic.cfg Msginfo.sys won't work. Is there any other way to get AH> the macros to work in the tagline. They work fine everywhere else. AH> :) I Don't know, ask to Simon Avery, Thew author of this excelent program. See You Later!, Gabriel Parczewski E-Mail gepw@usa.net ICQ 8747265 Alias XTA FidoNet 4:901/102.19 EcoNet 65:700/225.19 Renet 44:300/150.19 StNet 609:100.101.19 ... Earth explodes at 10. Film at 11 :_: Tag-O-Matic V.13 What are You Looking At? ___ Terminate 5.00/Pro *XTA* /*LOGAN*/ /_OTTO_/ * Origin: We Hope Your Still With Us. (4:901/102.19) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3J00002 Date: 03/13/98 From: IVY IVERSON Time: 11:19pm \/To: PAUL ANDINACH (Read 2 times) Subj: Taglines -=> On 03-08-98 00:22, Paul Andinach said to Ivy Iverson,<=- -=>"About Taglines...,"<=- -=> Quoting Ivy Iverson to Myra I Fox <=- Hi, Paul; II> Oh well... I don't have a Dr. Who tagfile PA> Do you want mine? Sure! Always room for another tagfile! ;-> PA> ... "I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | I love it! :-} PA> ... test tagline, t a g l i n e T a G l I n E ttaagglliinnee Stolen! Catch you later... Happy Tagging! Ivy Let's try a few of my QUOTES... :-} Be creative, invent a perversion. -L. Long Beauty is a fading flower. -Isaiah 28:1 Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face. -K. Gibran Beauty is the gift of God. -Aristotle Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. -Thomas Paine Better we die on our feet than live on our knees -Magneto Character is power. -Booker T. Washington Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. -P Picasso Contained in this short life are magical extents. (Emily Dickinson) Dear Satan. Give me drugs! -William Bennett Don't touch it! Don't touch it! It's a space herpie! -IP Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay for it. -Syrus Faith is larger than any ifs. -Stephen Mitchell Freedom lies in being bold. -Robert Frost God does not play dice. -Albert Einstein God is in our wilderness to guide us. -Longacre Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy. -H Long He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help. -Abe Lincoln He that converses not, know nothing. -Thomas Fuller He was a wise man who invented God. -Plato I believe that in the end the truth will conquer. -John Wycliffe I could always kill you and ask your corpse. -Strahd I have always imagined paradise will be a kind of library -JL Borges I would rather make my name than inherit it. -Samuel Johnson I'll sleep when I'm dead. -Warren Zevon If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament -F Kennedy If you want a place in the sun, prepare to put up with a few blisters. In similar waters, similar fish are found -RUYSCH In the long run we are all dead. -J M Keynes It is by forgiving that one is forgiven. -Mother Theresa It is in giving that we receive. -St. Francis of Assisi It is in pardoning that we are pardoned. -St. Francis of Assisi It's kind of fun to do the impossible... -Walt Disney Keep your best whiskey in a bottle marked "mouthwash". -Synners Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. -Victor Borge Let your tears come. Let them water your soul. -Mayhew Let's flag down a cab to reality street. -Lister Life has to get its seed-self off the planet to survive. -Leary Life is what happens while you are making other plans. -J Lennon Lost time is never found again -Benjamin Franklin Make me an instrument of Thy peace. -St. Francis of Assisi Making love is a mental illness that wastes time & energy. -China 1971 Making movies is better than cleaning toilets. -Klaus Kinski Man has the one true religion. Several of them! -Twain Man's greatest problem is man himself. -Billy Graham Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. -JFK Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe My philosophy is: Don't think. -Charles Manson My religion is really the universe. -A. Einstein Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression. -D.Smith Not to understand a man's purpose does not make *him* confused.-Poe Only the dead have seen the end of war -Plato Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within. Peace, Freedom, and a few less fat bastards eating all the pie -Blackadder People try to change the world-instead of themselves. -John Cleese Preach the Gospel all the time; if necessary use words. -St. Francis Progress might be a circle, rather than a straight line. -E. Zeidler Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. -Napoleon So many Nymphs, so little time. -Pan Someone hit someone or we're going back to our porn -Mike Space tells matter how to move; matter tells space how to curve. -Einstein Tears are the safety valve of the heart. -Albert Smith That without substance can enter where there is no room. -Tao Te Ching The embrace of love held too tightly can destroy. -The Iron Circle The gods play games with men as balls. -Titus Maccius Platus The human soul needs actual beauty more than bread. -D.H.Lawrence The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be. -Bruce Lee The real money is in starting your own religion. -L. Ron Hubbard The stars blazed like the love of God, cold and distant -R. Zelazny The world is no nursery. -Sigmund Freud There are two kinds of women -goddesses and doormats. -Pablo Picasso There is more to life than increasing its speed. -Gandhi Try and concentrate on the really important things in life. -Schindler Unicorns must be believed to be seen. -Peter S. Beagle Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -Mark Twain Writers who write for other writers should write letters. -Niven. You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist. -Indira Ghandi You don't have to explain something you never said.Calvin Coolidge You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo. -S.R. Christian "I should have been a plumber." -Albert Einstein One may smile, and yet be a villain. -Shakespeare Love is a grave mental disease. -Plato -- ,-----> Ivy's WALL BBS Home of Lakeshore Net <-----, |--------------> Ivy Iverson, KB9QPM/AE <------------| `-> Netmail me a request for info on Lakeshore Net <-' ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.20 [NR] --- TriToss (tm) 1.03 - (Unregistered) * Origin: Ivy's WALL BBS - Sheboygan, WI 920-457-9255 (1:154/170) --------------- FIDO MESSAGE AREA==> TOPIC: 255 TAGLINES Ref: F3K00000 Date: 03/15/98 From: DENIS BURKE Time: 08:21am \/To: STEWART HONSBERGER (Read 2 times) Subj: Re: Taglines -=> Quoting Stewart Honsberger to All <=- SH> Hullo all.. My hard drive just blew up and I lost all my (2+ megs) Hello Stew....my sysop has had this sub for about a week now and no one has posted....GREAT TO SEE someone in here...... I know what it's like to loose the HD!...but...isn't that why god gave us 'back up technology!?" ....just kidding....... SH> taglines.. Would anyone be so kind as to send me taglines with the SH> following subjects? Lemme see what I got for ya'....I'll do 1 subject at a time.... please forgive any "close" dups. My maint. utility doesn't delete "close dups." SH> Sysop/BBS related SH> Programming SH> Insult